02x03 - Chaos Theory

[bunniefuu]

[upbeat music playing]

-Oh.
-[Micah squeals]

[Tolú] Chris.

The quads are giving...

-Yeah?
-[Tolú] Yes.

I low key hope
one of y'all's trunks come off.

Okay!

Maybe we should do
like a synchronized swimming day.

-[Xanthi] Do it!
-[Kaz] We'll improvise.

Okay. So, let's start to the left.

-And then up.
-Up.

-[Micah] And then to the right.
-[Xanthi] And then to the side.

Okay. Here we go!

-[Kaz laughs]
-Five, six, seven, eight!

♪ It's about to, it's about to
It's about to go down ♪

♪ Down, down, down, down, down ♪

♪ I feel good, okay ♪

♪ Da-da-da-da-da-da-da ♪

♪ So good, all right ♪

-♪ Da-da-da-da-da-da-da ♪
-[Xanthi screaming]

-♪ Everything goin' my way ♪
-[all cheer]

♪ Roll up to the spot, burrito ♪

♪ I'mma blow ya mind, torpedo ♪

♪ I feel good, okay ♪

♪ Da-da-da-da-da-da-da ♪

[upbeat music playing]

♪ Yeah, you look good ♪

Boardroom, baby! Big decision.
Big decision to make today.

-Big day for us.
-Yeah.

We're the best couple for sure.
Now, we get to make all the decisions.

We're the power couple.
The hottest one as well. Steamy!

-And we are matching!
-And we're matching.

See?

♪ Hey, yeah ♪

♪ You're dancin' for me ♪

♪ Look, see ♪

♪ You're smilin' for me ♪

♪ Hey, yeah... ♪

-Oh-oh! This is so cool!
-[gasps]

-We're in control.
-[Micah] I'm excited.

It's like a massive Tinder.

-Big Tinder!
-Yep. Nope.

-Left. Right. [laughs]
-Don't like you. Nope. Yeah.

[Nick] What's up, guys?

Wow, I like the coordination!

We were looking through our stuff
and we're like, "I have that."

Guys, welcome to the boardroom.

This is where
the matching magic goes down, right here.

[Micah] Relationships are
gonna have to be tested.

I don't think any
of the girls necessarily want that,

but we're in control of the game.

Our heads are getting bigger
by the moment.

And we can't wait to spice something up.

So, on the bottom of the board
are less-compatible couples.

-Oh my gosh.
-[Nick] Here they are.

And here on the top of the board

are four brand-new... single ladies.

Oh.

Let's throw a little wrench in the game.

[Nick] Starting here,
we have Holly from Too Hot to Handle.

[Micah] No way.

[kisses]

I'd rather ask for forgiveness
rather than permission.

[Nick] Jessica from Love is Blind.

You are my person,
and I wanna be a first-round draft pick.

[Nick] Melinda from Too Hot to Handle.

-We doin' one?
-You have to do it! Should I do it too?

I love men. I love the attention.

[Nick] And we have Alara
from Dated & Related.

[Alara] I like a gentleman.

When you pulled out my chair,
that was one brownie point there.

I am liking you.

If I want someone, I'll go and get it.

Kaz, I think maybe some of these ladies
may look somewhat familiar to you.

Yes. I recognize Melinda and Alara.

Alara was on my show.
Melinda was the host.

So you'll be our singles expert today.
You'll have some added insight into

what's gonna make a good match,
not a good match.

Because you are
today's most compatible couple,

you have the ability to bring two
of these new single ladies to the house.

What you need to decide is:

do you wanna create
a new match for someone else?

Do you maybe wanna try
and break up another couple

that you view as a threat?

Or a third option would be

that you could bring one of these ladies
to the house for yourself.

-Ah. All right. Think we're ready.
-Looking good.

Have fun. Good luck.

-Yeah, thank you.
-Oh my gosh. It's a test!

[laughing] Oh my gosh!

-[Kaz] There's a lot of power.
-[Micah] Yeah.

-A lot.
-[Micah] I see your head inflating.

-It's, like, getting bigger.
-[Kaz laughs]

Can barely fit in here.

Right. Honestly, it's a competition
as well as it is actual emotion.

We've got Dom and Tolú.

I just feel like
Dom did just go on a date though.

We know who
the least compatible couple is.

It's Chris and Dominique.

[Micah] For sure.

[Kaz] The match of Harry and Elys.

Harry hasn't had a test yet.

Okay. I'll put Harry out there.

[whimsical music playing]

Harry did say he likes brunettes.

Oh, okay, let's put Jessica in.

[Micah] Oh my gosh.
She's on Love is Blind.

-That's cool. She gets it.
-[Kaz] Yeah.

-Yeah. That is... yeah.
-Good boobs. Brown hair.

These two will get on.

Okay.

-You gettin' the vibe from her?
-Yeah.

Maybe we should lock that in.

Oh my God.

-We're gonna lock it in?
-I think so.

♪ Go get it now... ♪

[Micah screams, laughs]

-[Kaz] One down.
-[Micah] Oh my gosh!

-That's one down.
-[Micah] All right, next one.

[music ends]

[Chris] Obviously, the first night was,
like, a little overwhelming in a sense.

Also, I haven't been upstairs yet.
I don't know where the other rooms are.

-You haven't seen them?
-So I feel like... No.

-It's gonna be a fun night.
-I'm excited to see who's gonna be here.

I like to sit back and watch.

-You know?
-Mm-hmm. Observe.

With Kaz and Micah in the boardroom,

I'm definitely excited.

I definitely would like to go on a date
and explore my options.

Obviously, I like what I have
with Dominique so far,

but I'm not gonna just leave it in the bag
for just one girl.

As of my type, I mean,
if I were to paint an exact picture,

I'm not Picasso or anything,
but, like, I would picture just like,

like, a pretty tall,
I would say like 5' 9",

thin, definitely brunette.

I mean, I'm not opposed to blondes.
I used to like blondes in the past.

I've kind of moved on to brunettes.

I definitely like voluptuous.

You know,
I like a nice little a*s, obviously.

If they're well-endowed in the chest area,
I'm not opposed to that either. Um...

But I'm not huge
into looks anymore, you know.

Personality is, like,
the main thing for me.

I don't really see who, like,
the strongest, like, match is right now.

[Xanthi] I feel like everyone
has trust issues in here.

-[Chris] Yeah.
-I feel like everyone has trust...

[chuckling] I know I do.

[upbeat music playing]

Maybe we should focus on
what guys we wanna put,

and then try to see
what girl would be best.

[Kaz] That's a good idea.

[Micah] I feel like
I'm leaning towards sending Chris.

[Kaz] It's all right.

He was almost
a little bit of a default choice

because Dom felt like
she needed to move on from Bryton.

I don't think
it's a match for him with Dominique.

-They haven't progressed.
-[Micah] Mm-hmm.

-Let's do him with Holly.
-[Kaz] Holly.

-I think Holly would eat his a*s alive.
-[both laugh]

She's like bad b*tch, smoke show.

[Kaz] I don't... I don't see it happening.

I'll put Holly back.

[computer warbling]

-What about Chris and Alara?
-[Kaz] She dated my brother on the show.

-What?
-[Kaz] Yeah.

-Not for me. That's...
-[both laugh]

I'm just... Anyway.

[Micah] Who else are we thinking?

-[Kaz] Um...
-Let's put this back.

[computer warbling]

-[Kaz] What about Stevan?
-Hmm.

[computer warbling]

[Kaz] Stevan and Xanthi need to be tested.

So that's one thing
why I'm thinking to put him on there.

-Wait, let's put Alara in with Stevan.
-[Kaz] Yeah.

[computer warbling]

One thing about Stevan is
he's really good at matching energy.

They would be fun together.
Like, they'll be bouncing back and forth.

-Mm-hmm.
-[Kaz] Great energy.

Bubbly, wild character, queen vibes.

So it's like,
who will be her king in that sense?

I think it's between Chris and Stevan.

[sighs]

-Why is this really hard?
-[Kaz] I know.

I thought, yeah, it was gonna be easy.

[Micah] No matter what,

I think there's gonna be
movement for people.

-Oh, yeah. Oh my God.
-It's gonna get spicy!

My evil scheme.

[mimics evil laugh]

♪ If you're looking for trouble
Ah, here it is ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ All right ♪

♪ If you're looking for trouble
Here it is... ♪

[Harry] What'll happen?
You're going on a date?

I'd like to.

Hmm.

I think it's either you and Stevan.
Or you and me.

[Harry] Bro, I don't know.

-They could start to be strategic now.
-Yeah.

♪ You should know from the start ♪

♪ Don't put stones in my heart ♪

♪ If you bring trouble, my friend... ♪

[Chris] Oh, look who it is.

[Micah] Hello!

[Harry] What's up?

-[Micah] We're back!
-You're good!

-You're matching?
-Hola!

Yeah, we're matching.

-Oh, that's so cute!
-Love the matching!

At the end of the night tonight,

there will be seven women in this house.

The guy-girl ratio is like this,

which also means
two girls are going home tonight.

[laughing] Ooh...

This is either gonna go
one way or the other.

-[Harry] Why are you smiling like that?
-It was, um... [chuckles]

[Chris grunts, laughs]

It was a very tough decision.

It's gonna change
the dynamics in the house.

[tense music playing]

We spent a lot of time thinking about it.

Just rip the band-aid off,
brother, please.

We've decided to send...

[tense music continues]

...Harry.

Of course.

[Elys] b*tch, Micah! What the hell?

I thought we were like this,
but clearly we're like this.

I'm so angry.

The second person...

[tense music continues, ends]

...Stevan.

Fair enough.

I knew it! The two bad boys.

So you're testing us.

Has Stevan slept
with whom he's going on a date with?

[laughs]

-Oh, I hope not.
-So hopefully you guys enjoy.

Hopefully not.

Sorry. [laughs]

-[Harry] Goodbye, my love.
-[Elys laughs]

-[Stevan] Love you.
-[Harry] Hope you don't miss me.

-[Elys whispers] Wear your worst outfit.
-Yeah, I've got a green one.

-See you soon?
-Yes.

[Tolú] Y'all don't have no fun.

[Harry] I've been in therapy.

I've been working on myself.

I really am here because I wanna find
that... that magical person.

Stevan and I've slept with
pretty much every person

on a Netflix reality show.

I'm a bit nervous that I'm going on a date
with someone I've already spunked in.

[laughs]

[Stevan] This a good fit?

[Harry] Yeah, you're hot.

-[chants] We're going on a date!
-[laughs]

[Elys] Do you think
Harry'll like this girl?

[Micah] I know
absolutely nothing about her.

[Tolú] As long
as she's not a short brunette.

[women laugh]

[Micah] Oops.

[laughs] Oh.

-[Tolú] Ooh! Oh!
-[Elys] Your shirt's a bit...

-Okay.
-Your shirt's a bit wrinkly!

-[Stevan] Adios, mamas. Hasta luego.
-Don't be too long.

[Stevan] I'll have him home by 11.

-[Elys] 10:59.
-[Xanthi] Bye!

Wait, I'm so intrigued to see
who's stepping into those doors today.

I do think there is physical chemistry
between me and Xan.

She's just fine all around.

It seems to be clicking
very well, very fast.

-Good luck, boys.
-[Stevan] Yeah.

♪ What you want is what I got... ♪

That being said, 99% of the people
in the Netflix Universe are hot.

Like, you guys do a great job.
So we'll just have to wait and see, man.

[Alara] Hi!

Hi.

Hello.

-♪ Ooh-la-la ♪
-♪ Ooh-la-la... ♪

My name is Alara. I'm 24.
I live in London.

And the last time you saw me
was in Dated & Related.

We, um...

-Yeah, connected.
-Oh, did you?

Not in that way! Don't worry. We were PG.

I had you in my head the whole time.
Don't worry.

[women laugh]

Some of my best features
are my smile and my boobs.

That's too much, isn't it?
I shouldn't say that on telly. [laughs]

-How are you?
-Good. How you doing?

-Good. I'm Alara. Nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you.

-I love the accent. Double, okay.
-Double! [chuckles]

My perfect match has to be a gentleman.

I love a man to open doors,

open my chairs,
you know, all the traditional things.

That's why I'm still single.
I haven't found a guy to open my door yet.

-You got lovely eyes.
-You got a lovely accent!

-Stop looking at me!
-Lovely accent, so we're good here.

She's stunning.

She's so funny. Her smile is beautiful.

Crazy eyes, body's banging.

-I like... I like roller coasters, though.
-Yeah, a bit of speed? Little craziness?

-Should we get on?
-[Stevan] Go ahead. Ladies first.

[Alara] Amazing. I like a gentleman.

[Stevan]
I feel like a kid in a candy shop.

This is not... a problem for me whatsoever.

-I like your tattoos.
-Thank you.

-Do they all have meanings?
-Absolutely not.

[Alara laughs]

-Okay.
-Ready?

I'm ready. [cheers]

Are you nervous?

Nah. Better be holding on though.

[Alara] Oh my God.

Woo! Oh my God.

-♪ I'm out of my mind ♪
-[Alara screams]

♪ Girl when you get close to me
My blood's on fire... ♪

[Alara] God! You're making me scream!

-[Stevan] Hang on!
-[Alara] That's not... Oh my God. Okay!

You are crazy.

-[Stevan] I told you to hold on!
-[Alara] This is a great start.

♪ Crazy for lovin' you... ♪

[Alara] Woo!

-♪ Crazy... ♪
-[Alara] Woo!

Hold on.
I need to make sure my t*ts aren't out.

-[laughing] Yeah.
-[laughs]

-You don't gotta do that. We're good.
-[both laugh]

[Alara] Wow, it looks so pretty!

-[Stevan] It's not too bad.
-[Alara] You did good for a first date.

-I heard someone important was coming.
-[chuckling] Oh.

Love it. Oh my gosh, this is so nice!

-Yeah. No, this is crazy.
-Definitely a good pick.

-Have you done this before?
-[Stevan] Never been to one of these.

-Oh my gosh!
-There's a first for everything, huh?

That feels so nice!

-You want a drink?
-Yes, please.

You're just going for champagne.
Let's do it. [cheers]

Cheers to this amazing day,
and thank you for getting me here safely.

Of course.
Let's see what the future holds then, huh?

Uh, eye contact!

Or you'll have seven years of bad sex.
So you failed the first step.

There's no way
I'm having seven years of bad sex.

-I can promise you that, so...
-You sure?

-Promise you that one.
-Where have you not gotten tattooed?

-[hesitates] Where do I not?
-Yeah.

On your f... [laughs]

Okay! [laughs]

That's about the only spot.
I've got tattoos all over.

[Alara] I love that.

Have ever had your ex-girlfriend's name
tattooed on you?

How'd you know that?

[laughs]

Don't do that again, except for my name.

Oh, you're trouble, man.

-You're gonna get me in trouble.
-You're trouble! You should admit it!

Do you like the girl
you're matched with right now, or...

Yeah. Um, we... [chuckles]

Actually, Kaz...

-Kaz is in the villa? Shut up!
-He brought me on this date.

He sent me here with you.
He didn't do too wrong, that's for sure.

I like him now. I didn't like him before.

-But now he's good.
-[Stevan] Yeah.

Who were you with
on Dated & Related, then?

His brother. [laughs]

-No! Okay.
-Didn't turn out too well.

Yeah, right? You're here.
What do you look for in a perfect match?

I always say that, like,
I'm born in the wrong era.

And, like, I love a gentleman.
That's why I'm still single.

Yeah. No, I'm a gentleman.
Uh, because I'm like a mama's boy.

My mom taught me
all the things you should do for a woman.

Yeah, I could tell.

-You helped me up on the bike.
-Yeah! What do you mean?

-Yeah, I love that.
-Last thing I need is you falling.

Can you imagine?
I broke my leg 'cause of him.

Yeah, exactly.

You're gonna get me in a lot of trouble.

Am I? I like that.

♪ Oh-oh, you know
I'm a sucker for a bad boy ♪

♪ But you can't do me like that... ♪

This is Xan, and then this is Alara.

And this is throwing me for a loop.

[chuckles] Goddammit.

♪ Tell me you hear it ♪

♪ Like all the voices in my head ♪

♪ It's all on fire... ♪

[Xanthi] I think you and I are matched up
with the bad boys in the house.

I feel like the girls
that are gonna be brought in

are gonna be a little bit more spicy too.

And that's where I think
it could get interesting.

We're just getting on really good.

So I would be totally shocked

if he did wanna get to know someone else.

It is what it is until it isn't.

Now, you and Harry
obviously have been matched since day one.

-That's the test.
-[Elys] Like, I get it.

I really do.
And part of me thinks it's a good thing.

Then the other part of me thinks,

"Have you just done that to kind of
stir the pot a bit?" Is how I feel.

Because we have been so strong,
and he's been saying this whole time here,

"No, I wanna stick with you.
Like, I really like you."

I think everybody would think it's weird
if he matched with someone else.

Yeah, I wouldn't really...

But then again, right,
being honest, it is Harry.

[Elys] Yeah.

Obviously, I wouldn't want Harry
to go on a date.

I'm just trying to be cool,

but the nerves are definitely real.

-Yeah.
-[Xanthi] I know.

[blows raspberry]

So much could happen, honestly,

but, um, I don't see
anyone jumping ships, to be honest.

♪ You can have it all ♪

♪ Yeah, you can have it all... ♪

Jeez, my heart is racing.

This is my first ever blind date
that I've ever been on.

I have no idea who's waiting for me.
Is it someone that I've slept with before?

Is it an ex? Is it gonna be Shrek?

I don't know
who is gonna walk up behind me,

but I'm absolutely pissing my pants.
That's how nervous I am.

[music ends]

-[Jessica] Oh my God!
-Holy sh*t. Hello.

[upbeat music playing]

[Jessica] I'm Jessica,

and I'm sure you remember me
from Love is Blind, season 6.

Jimmy is giving,
literally, like, electric.

Oh. Did your vag*na pulse?

-Maybe.
-[laughs]

[Jessica] When you see and realize
what you missed out on,

you are going to need your EpiPen

to open up your airways
because you are going to choke.

There's no such thing
as too high of expectations.

Like, you should be able to have
all your boxes checked in a relationship.

I do have a very specific type.
Like, they have to be tall.

That's a non-negotiable,
and I hate that. That's so vain of me.

But they have to be tall.
They have to have a beard.

That specific type
has never turned out well,

but I like what I like.

[laughs]

-[Harry] What's your name?
-I'm Jessica.

-How are you doing? I'm Harry.
-[Jessica] Hi!

[Harry] Nice to meet you.
Wow! I did not expect this. [chuckles]

♪ Night and day ♪

♪ It keeps me awake... ♪

Damn.

♪ Wondering what to say... ♪

I'm absolutely creaming in my pants.

♪ Every time I look... ♪

[Harry] She is absolutely stunning.

They couldn't have picked more of my type
if they tried. Like, she's short.

She's tan. She's got brown hair,

and she's absolutely gorgeous.

-What show were you on?
-[Jessica] Love is Blind.

-That must've been crazy.
-It was crazy.

-So it just didn't work out?
-[Jessica] Um...

I guess for lack of a better term,
you could say that.

What are you looking for
in a... in a partner?

I could probably marry someone
who was ugly

before I could marry someone
who wasn't funny.

Wow.

That is so important to me
'cause if we can't laugh together...

-What do we even have?
-[Harry] Yeah. Yeah.

-It's boring.
-[Jessica] It is.

Once the nerves calm down,
I promise to get funny.

I've got high hopes for you being funny.

-Actually, I did bring you something.
-Shut up.

-I didn't bring you anything.
-No. I pinky promise it's not that crazy.

-Okay.
-[Harry] Okay. So are you ready?

I don't know.

I had this in my mouth all day.

-It's a leaf.
-You said you had it in your mouth?

Yeah. I was, like...

There you go.

-You're connected with everyone.
-Thanks. Is it real?

No, it's fake.

You can put it in your hair.
Do whatever you need to do.

What am I gonna do with this in my hair?
It's a little intrusive on...

Well, if I'm your match,
you just wave that at me

when you meet with other guys,
'cause they are gorgeous.

-They're good-looking lads.
-Are they?

Yeah.

What about you? You have a match.

-Yes, I do.
-Okay. How is it?

Um, it has been fun.

Like, it's been really good.
Like, she's, uh, awesome,

and she's a sweetheart,
but it's kind of like a friendship.

Like, I'm ready to just like...

I don't know. Have, like, my person

and be excited to have...
have someone that inspires me.

Wow.

Yeah, I've just been
super unlucky in love.

I thought the last person
I was dating I was gonna marry.

I was super excited,
and then, uh, it didn't work out.

So that's what you're looking for.
Like, marriage, something serious?

I'm only dating to marry. So if I'm with...
I know it's kind of scary.

No pressure.

I really wanna have some kids
and be young and hot.

Have you ever dated anyone with kids?

Um... No, I haven't. Do you like kids?

I love... I have one.

-No way.
-Yeah, I do.

-[Harry] What?
-Mm-hmm.

-Really?
-I have a ten-year-old daughter.

-[Harry] No way.
-She's the center of my whole universe.

Where is she? Let's... Can we meet her?

Let's bring her out! I'm just kidding.
I wish that she was here.

Wow.

So, if you were to match
with somebody else,

would that be a hard conversation to have?

Uh... [sighs]

[chuckling] I think it's gonna be
a hard conversation now.

I thought it was gonna be a situation
where I'd be with someone I hated

or someone I've, like, dated before.

Hated & Dated. That'd be a good show. Um...

But she's got a kid. I just love kids.

I just have so much respect for mothers,
especially single mothers.

Like, that's not easy.

She's mature.
She has her life figured out,

and she's absolutely stunning.

Okay.

-♪ I think I'm floating ♪
-[Harry laughs]

♪ In a summery haze ♪

♪ Sun is shining, firing down... ♪

Like, it's the most amazing person
I've ever met in my life.

[female producer] Who is she?

Her name is Jessica, right? [laughs]

It's Jessica? Yeah.

I think you're gonna make
a few girls pretty insecure.

[Jessica chuckles]

♪ Never felt like this before ♪

[music ends]

[Dom] Who could be coming in?

-She knows.
-[Dom] I know you know.

Let's take some guesses
and see how her facial expression changes.

Was the pizza "too hot to handle?"

[laughs] The pizza was perfect.

Does the pizza get engaged
to another pizza?

I tried to cook this pizza well.

So they're from a baking show.
Right, okay.

[Dominique] What?

-[Dom] From a cooking show.
-[Dominique] That's a possibility.

[upbeat music playing]

Oh, wow! Oh my God!

-[Micah] Oh gosh!
-[Kaz] Oh!

-Hi, everyone!
-[Chris] Hey!

-Everyone, meet Jessica.
-Hi!

Hey!

-Please, come give me a hug!
-[Harry] Dominique.

-[Jessica] Hi!
-Hi, I'm Dominique! Nice to meet you!

[Micah] Jessica walks in the door,

and Kaz and I were right
that she's Harry's type.

-[Xanthi] Hey. Xanthi!
-Oh my God!

[laughing] Bingo!

-How are you?
-You okay?

-[Elys] Good, how are you?
-Good.

-How're you doing? Kaz.
-Nice to meet you.

Is Stevan here?

Hello, I'm here.
Have you got the memory of a goldfish?

We've been hanging out all week.
My name's Elys.

No? [sucks teeth]

[Harry] Are you nervous?

No! Surprisingly, everybody was very warm.

[laughing] Oh, Elys.
He got the short brunette.

-I really wasn't expecting that.
-She looked 5' 10" in the picture.

We all know that is Harry's type to a T.

Thank you, Micah.

And now I'm kind of second-guessing

the intentions here.

Oh, here we go.

[Alara] Hello!

-What's up?
-[Jessica] Oh my goodness!

[Tolú] Hi, gorgeous.

Hey, Stevan.

-You look amazing! Wow!
-[Tolú] You look amazing!

Who are you?

-Tolú.
-Tolú. Nice to meet you.

Oh, Stev's there. Who's that?

[Alara] Where is Kaz?
I need to say thank you!

-Kaz? I'm the one who brought you.
-[Alara] Was it you?

[Chris] Jeez. This is Alara from my show.
She's gonna shake the room.

Let's go, dawg!

-[Dom] Hi.
-I'm Alara!

-Dom. Nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you. You're lovely.

First thing you notice with Alara
is her accent,

and she is very lively and bubbly.

Jessica, she's gorgeous. She's beautiful.
She's tiny, just how, um, Harry likes 'em.

[laughs]

Doesn't seem like
the greatest things are about to happen.

[chuckles]

-Hi, guys.
-[Jessica] Hi.

-Hi, gorgeous. How you doin'?
-I missed you.

-[Xanthi] Good, and you?
-Good.

You look great! Look at you!

I don't wanna... I'm good. How are you?

I immediately recognized Alara
from her show.

And she's outgoing. She's bubbly.

[laughs] How are you?

But don't lose it, Stevan!

I know Alara,
and she's very loud and outgoing.

You've got nothing to worry about.

-Really?
-Yeah.

Who are you coupled up with?

-[Kaz] Micah, the blonde one.
-[Alara] She's good.

-But I'm better. No, I'm joking!
-[all laugh]

-[Stevan] Welcome to the house.
-Thank you so much.

-Welcome to the chaos.
-Yeah. Can't wait.

-No!
-Ladies!

-[Tolú] What's happening?
-Are you happy to see me? Come on over!

[Jessica] Lucky us!

Why is Nick here?

[Nick] Let's have a chat.

I'm scared.

I know it's a big day here in the house.

First of all, let me welcome Jessica.

-Great to see you again.
-Hey, friends.

[Nick] It's been a while.

-And Alara. Welcome to the house.
-Hello! Thank you!

-[Nick] Nice to meet you.
-You too!

Why don't we start with you?

Obviously you were set up on a blind date.
How was the chemistry? Talk to me.

Yeah, he did a pretty good job.
Um, he drove a quad bike.

It was my first time.

-Wait, wait, wait. What kind of bike?
-It's an ATV.

-[Nick] Oh, ATV.
-Isn't that the same thing?

-What did you call it?
-[Alara] A quad bike.

Did I say that wrong? Come on!

[laughs]

[Stevan laughs]

Did you find the conversation easy?
Like, was it instantaneous?

You guys just hit it off and got along,
or did it take a minute?

It didn't take a minute at all.
We were good.

-[Alara] Yeah.
-Okay. Good, good, good.

[Tolú] Alara comes off to me
a little bit more of a wild card,

and it concerns me for my girl Xanthi

'cause I know that is
what Stevan has been looking for.

And, baby, she looked like
she matching just fine.

Jessica. You were set up with Harry.

How was that blind date? What did you do?

It was sensational. We went kayaking.

-Pretty incredible. A lot of green flags.
-Yeah.

-[Nick] A lot of green flags?
-Wait, we wanna know about the red flags.

I don't think there were any. Honestly.

Harry's a walking red flag.

-What are you talking about? [laughs]
-We'll see.

[upbeat music playing]

It's pretty clear now that we have
seven women in the house

and only five gentlemen, right?

[clicks tongue] I did go to school.

[laughing]

Guys, you have the power tonight.

You have to decide
who you want to match up with

at the end of the night. And ladies,
two of you will have to leave here alone.

All right, guys, have fun, and cheers
to finding your perfect match. Go get 'em.

-Enjoy.
-[all] Cheers!

[upbeat music playing]

Everyone keeps talking about us matching.

-[Alara] Are you British?
-Well, I live in London, yeah.

-[Alara] I love it.
-[Elys] Yeah?

This is the best ratio you could have.
It's seven to five girls to guys.

It's where I wanna be every day.

I think at least one person
is going to switch up.

We'll just have to wait and see, man.

As soon as you walked in,

there might as well have been
a halo above you. You were glowing.

Bro, she's perfect.
We just started talking and didn't stop.

I was sitting there just like,
"Oh my God, this is, like, my type."

And she's got tan lines. I didn't even
tell anyone, but tan lines destroy me.

[laughs]

-I love her.
-But, like, but like...

[laughs]

This will be the first night
with the power to choose my match.

[Chris] Hmm.

Obviously there are sexy girls everywhere.
I'm ready to have some fun.

Two girls are getting sent home.
I'm okay. I'm gonna be here regardless.

That feels awesome.
Weight off my shoulders.

They're definitely feeling
some type of way, the ladies.

You know, I think
that they have to step their game up.

-Are you all right?
-[Dominique] Yeah.

-What's going on? Talk to me.
-I don't know.

-Um...
-What are you feelin'?

I don't know. I feel fine.
How do you feel? [chuckles]

I mean, so, like,
I'm feeling good, you know.

This match with Chris and I, like,

I don't know what Chris...
Chris is just like...

What is up with Chris?

A big curiosity of mine is just, like,
how you are, like, with your bisexuality,

and, like, in a sense, like,
it opens up a lot of doors.

And just, like,
I obviously wanna explore that,

but I'm also curious
as to, like, how you're feeling.

I wanna know, like,
what your side is on that.

-[Dominique] It's like...
-I hope you don't take offense.

[whimsical music playing]

I just... I don't really, like, know, like,

what to necessarily, like, say here.

For me, I'm monogamous.

Yeah.

A lot of people look at bisexuality,

and they think it's like,
"Oh, they're like freaks."

"They have threesomes,
and they have open relationships,"

and stuff like that.
But that's an individual choice.

Yeah.

This man is, like, very lost,

and he's, like, making
a spectacle of my sexuality.

You wouldn't ask a straight girl
a question about how promiscuous she is.

And I just find it really frustrating

because I kind of feel like
I'm an exhibit in his petting zoo.

[groans] This is so... Like, I'm sorry.

I literally just feel like
my brain is absolutely, like...

-It's just been fried.
-[Chris] I'm right there with you.

I think I just need, like, some time
to think by myself, you know.

Yeah. Let's try again.

It's like I'm trying to get to know him,
but I leave more confused.

It's annoying. It makes me feel like
I wanna play whack-a-mole with his head.

[music ends]

What are you gonna do tonight?

I mean, honestly,
like, I don't know. Like...

I'm gonna be honest with you, like...

You know, I do like Dominique as a person.
Physically, I'm attracted to her.

But at the same time,
I just, like, don't... I don't know.

In the situation you're in,
what's your plan for the next two hours?

I mean, I haven't had a conversation
with anyone else here.

I've been pretty...
I was pretty tunnel vision set on Harry.

There's other good-looking guys here,
but at the same time, they're matched up.

-So why would I... Why would I break that?
-[Chris] Yeah.

This is nerve-racking.

Harry, have some class.
I mean, he's left me hanging.

He hasn't come up to me
to have a conversation.

I'm just finding
his whole attitude so immature.

Maybe because he's
in the power seat tonight.

But all that I would want is some respect.

Who are you... Are you gonna try
and speak to other girls tonight?

I mean, the only one
that intrigues me is Xanthi.

I have a big choice to make.

I don't think Stevan
is gonna change his opinion.

I mean, in my opinion,
he's gonna stay with Alara.

-'Cause I think that just...
-Really?

[Chris] Yeah.

Just 'cause it's fresh. It's new.
Like, it's just how I'm kind of feeling.

Like, you just have to judge it.

You just have to go with your intuition
and what you think is right.

Yeah. Maybe Tolú.

But they're right over there together.
I don't think so, to be honest.

I don't know.

[Dom] I just wanted to check in with you.
See how things have been.

'Cause our first date was so nice,

and I left just,

like, genuinely feeling really happy
and, like, vibrating. [chuckles]

Like, if I could feel like this
just from us being strangers

and just having a first date,

like, imagine once we really
get to know each other,

and, like, I could just
only imagine it going up from there.

I'm not... I'm not gonna make the effort
to talk to any other guy here.

Yeah.

So, but this is boys' night, you know.

-Yeah.
-[Tolú] So, how you feeling?

[Dom] I'm like, I don't know. I don't...

I do wanna square things with you,
and I do...

Like, I truly do.

But I do feel like
I can be a puppy dog at times.

And I'm just, like,
so loyal off the rip, and...

I'm trying to do things
differently that I did last time, and

I wanna explore things.

And I wanna be certain
about the next choice that I make.

So... yeah.

Whatever. That's what I'm here to do.

-Okay. No problem.
-[Dom] Yeah.

I just want you to explore
every connection that you need

to be able to make the decision
that you feel the most comfortable with.

I'm not gonna lie
and say I don't hope it's me, of course,

but at the same time, I'm not gonna be
a ball and chain at your ankle.

-Yeah.
-Yeah.

♪ Never felt a girl
With a heart like mine ♪

♪ Straight as an arrow
With a crooked smile... ♪

[Tolú] Dom is a sweet, genuine, loyal guy.

I don't really know
what's going on in his head right now.

So I'm just trying to give him
the benefit of the doubt. But then again,

you know, we do have two new girls
in this house right now.

Baby, anything can happen.

I wanna know
how these dates went, in all honesty.

It was so fun.

Like, our personalities
obviously match very well, I think.

It was my best date. It was lovely. Yeah.

He did definitely mention you,

um, and I told him
that I wanna see who else is in the villa,

and I can, like, talk to them,

so I didn't wanna say 100%, like,
I wanna match with you kind of thing.

[Xanthi] So, did you guys get to talk
to the rest of the guys?

[Alara] Yes, so I like Dom.

-His whole style, just I love.
-[Jessica] I agree.

[Alara] He's just sexy.

I'm definitely feeling
a little bit awkward

with Xan and Tolú, uh, talking to me
about Stevan and Dom,

and I don't know how they felt.

Well, I do. Kind of threatened.

I mean, who wouldn't be? [chuckles]

How about you?

It couldn't have gone better.
Like, it was amazing.

-Really? Elys.
-Who is his match?

I hope that he has
a conversation with her.

-What did he say to you?
-Yeah.

He said that he, um, currently had a match
and, like, he thinks a lot of her,

but he feels like they're more friends
than they are, like, romantic partners.

[Micah] That's definitely not something
that has ever come up to her.

He's not had that conversation with her?

No. It's been, like, we saw them
as one of the strongest couples.

[Micah] Yeah.

[tense music playing]

For Harry to tell Jessica
that they are more of a friendship couple,

that don't make no sense to me.

Like, I just... Some of these men... [sighs]

It's, like, the ick
isn't even the way to describe it.

I'm literally just disgusted.

[Micah] Hi.

-[Tolú] Do you wanna know the tea?
-[Elys] Yeah.

So...

apparently, Harry said
that your match is, like,

he feels it's like,
more on a friendship vibe.

[Dominique] Jerk.

[Elys] This test happened so soon.

Like, it could have been later.

Especially that
it's, like, legit his type to a T,

which I don't really understand,
to be honest.

But I wanna trust him.

I haven't had a conversation
with anyone else, and I don't regret that.

We've been together from day one.
So, do you know what? I'm not a quitter.

What's the saying?

"Why go for the hamburger
when the steak's at home?"

Remember who's at home. The steak.

They're all having a lot of fun.

[Dominique]
Like, I feel like he might ask too much.

Do you wanna have a chat, Harry?

[Harry] Yeah, we're gonna take a drink,
and then I'll talk to you.

Elys is throwing daggers at me.

I can feel those eyes
burning in the back of my head.

[Kaz] Woo!

[laughs] She looks like
she wants to k*ll me.

[tense music playing]

Are you really upset?

What do you think?
We spent a week together.

It's been solid.

You've literally, like, come back
from a day of saying,

"Bye, my love," giving me a kiss,

and smirk and say, "It's green lights,"
and leaving me hanging for an hour.

-And if it was the other way around?
-I would not like.

-Well then.
-Yeah. I'm sorry.

You've told me all week to trust you.

[chuckles] That you really like me,
and I hear that you're saying to her

that it's more of a friendship thing.

But I don't know how many friends
that you care or say these things to,

but, like, I don't say that to my friends.

-Can I speak now?
-[Elys] Yeah.

Well, I think first off
that things were good with us.

But, like,
I explained to you from day one,

I'm not here for anything
but my perfect person.

I'm only dating to marry.
I don't want, like...

I feel like I've been genuinely respectful
for you and your boundaries.

What are my boundaries?

I haven't been trying to sleep with you
or trying to make any moves on you.

I've been respectful of when you're ready
to make that decision, and I...

Thank f*ck, I didn't make that decision
is how I feel right now.

This is exactly why
I didn't make that decision.

You don't need to be sassy.
We can talk about it.

I haven't made a decision,
but you're making me...

-[Elys] Okay.
-But how you're talking is making me...

Okay, this is how you deal with conflict.

You could've come and spoken to me.
It's been really difficult.

But I'm speaking to you now.
We're talking right now.

And you can tell me "yes" or "no,"
but I feel like me and you

haven't progressed
in any way, shape, or form.

And for me,

I don't wanna sit and wait for that.

Well, this is exactly why

I didn't completely
let my guard down with you.

-What do you want? I don't wanna argue.
-[Elys] I don't wanna argue, but...

I think you're an amazing person,
and I really respect you.

-I really like you.
-[Harry] I really enjoy being your friend.

-And I'm not...
-"My friend"?

[music warps]

I think you're really special.
I do. I really do.

End of story.

But I think Jessica is amazing.

We had a great day. We got to connect.

She told me a lot of things that I was
kind of looking for in a partner,

and I think it would be a disservice of me
to sit here and lead you on.

So you're jumping ships?

I'm not saying it's done.

I'm just saying that I would be doing
you and myself a disservice

by not trying to talk to someone new.

And I think it would be great for you
to talk to someone new. I think Dom.

If you half cared about me,

you wouldn't wanna set me up
with one of your friends.

There's no one else here
that I wanna match up with tonight.

So, literally, the legit thing
that is gonna happen tonight

is I'm either gonna leave,
or I'm gonna stay with you.

And I feel like you have made the decision
to be with this other girl,

which f*cking sucks
when you put yourself in my position.

No, I get it.

I'm sorry I upset you, and I'm sorry
it didn't go in the direction you wanted.

-It's fine. That's what I'm saying.
-[Harry] I don't...

Can I give you a hug?

No. Like, I still don't understand
what is happening.

Well, cheers. Let's go.

What do you mean "cheers"?

I'm literally gonna leave,
and you find this funny.

If you love someone, let them go.

[tense music playing]

I'm not f*cking in love with you, Harry.

Well, then, exactly. And let's wrap it up.

You're pathetic, actually.
You're actually being a dickhead.

[tense music playing]

[sighs]

[Elys] I am so pissed off.

What the f*ck?

This whole f*cking night has been so sh*t.

[Harry] Did she cry?

[Elys] It's not okay. Idiot.

You making another girl cry
doesn't look good for you.

Well, I'm not here for friends.

Will you f*ck off? Seriously.

♪ It comes crashing down ♪

[music ends]

[Harry] I'll let you wear the watch.

-[laughs]
-[Harry] I'm gonna mark you.

-What do I do?
-Put it on.

-[Jessica] Marking your territory?
-[Harry] I'm marking.

Okay, you're marked.

[Elys] I had a conversation with Harry.
He handled it like a bit of a tit.

I don't know. It's crazy to me.

Where's Dom?

[Tolú] Dom's talking with Britain.

-[Xanthi] Britain?
-[Tolú] I don't know her name.

-[Xanthi laughs]
-[Tolú] That one.

[Xanthi] Oh, Alara.

[gags] I just can't stand
these men right now.

They're so nasty and c*ck.

As soon as Nick said,
"Men have the power,"

their dicks got so hard.

[whimsical music playing]

Dude, are we just, like, the worst couple
that's ever gone into the boardroom?

No. Second worst.

[both laugh]

I thought long and hard about this.

-Do you want to match with me?
-[laughing] Oh my...

♪ I'm number one and I go... ♪

I'd love to, baby!

♪ ...dum-dum-dum, dee-dum-dum-dum ♪

♪ And I go dum... ♪

But I'm not done taking the tea,
so we can't match yet.

I wanna see what happens.
I need to see if my girls leave.

[Kaz] Then I change my mind.

The night's young. [laughs]

♪ Gettin' started... ♪

[Micah] I'm not gonna lie. It feels good
to be here another night.

I do not plan on leaving the house.

Packages are now coming
to the Perfect Match house. I live here.

♪ We just gettin' started... ♪

Um, this is permanent residence.
[chuckles]

♪ 'Cause we just gettin' started... ♪

Okay. What was your conversation
with Harry? Are you staying here?

Well, he, like, branded me.

That's Harry's watch?

-[Micah] Wow.
-[Jessica] That's Harry's watch.

I'm just really torn between,
like, a rock and a hard place.

Between, like, what Harry's telling me
and, like, what, you know,

everyone else's interpretation
of their relationship is.

I'm just, like...

[exhales] ...a little overwhelmed.

You walked into the drama.
But so you know, like, it's not you.

-It's not you. It's Harry.
-It's him.

-It's literally not you.
-But hold on. Knowing this...

Also, we know he's a problem.

I just feel...
It was falsely advertised to me, like,

how strong their connection was.

At this point...

The flags, baby,
are the opposite of my two-piece.

He's coming down the stairs.
He's behind you.

How are you guys?

Ugh. Oh my God.
I just, like, wanna cringe.

[Harry] Jess, do you wanna have a talk?

Like obviously, he is beautiful,
and he's, like, very much my type.

But... his track record is not the best.

Like, I don't want him to ruin my life.

[Harry] Did you talk to any of the guys?

I've not talked to any of the guys.
I've talked to a lot of the girls.

And what's the general consensus?

-[Jessica] What do you think it is?
-Pretty bad.

Why?

Uh, I think that all those girls have made
a pretty good friendship with each other

since coming in here,
and I think that they all...

[clicks tongue]
...don't want each other to leave.

[pensive music playing]

At some point,
you do have to look at yourself

and take some accountability.

I think we both came in
with the same feelings,

like, on cloud nine.

-[sighs]
-It's just really hard knowing

that I'm coming in on the tail end
of someone else's heartbreak.

I sat down. I listened to her.
I let her rip me apart,

and I think it was naive of me to think

that she saw how things were going
how I saw it.

-[Jessica] Okay.
-So...

I'm not interested
in your relationship with her.

Yeah.

I just want you to know.

If this has to be
the hardest lesson you learn, so be it,

but I will not be
in the graveyard of relationships

that were ruined
by being associated with you.

That's a very horrible thing
to say to someone.

I have more to lose here than anyone

'cause I have a young,
impressionable little girl.

So it's hard for me at this point
because I'm so... literally overwhelmed.

Yeah. It sucks. I'm sorry.

-Can I say some stuff?
-Yes, please.

From our conversation today, I think
you would have felt that, hey, like,

I am so serious
about the next person that I date

that I wanna marry that person.

And when I met you today,
I got super excited

about the person that I was in front of.

Let's make a promise to each other.

Are you ready?

[Jessica] I think.

-Okay. Jess.
-[laughing]

I promise... to commit
and give you everything wholeheartedly,

and I'd love to match with you tonight
if you would wanna be my match.

[Jessica] I promise you

I'm the absolute last person
to play with on this planet.

But yeah, so we're gonna match tonight.
We're a match.

Can I have a hug?

-Yeah, you can have a hug.
-Okay.

[laughing] What is this...
What are you doing?

[Jessica] Harry's not used to
being with someone like me,

and I wanted to let it be known
right out of the gate

you're either going to walk the walk
and talk the talk or don't waste my time.

Go shout it from the rooftops.

"I'm a changed man.
I'm a committed man until further notice."

[laughs]

["Who You Are" playing]

♪ I know who you are... ♪

[Elys] What's happening with you?

Well, I mean, like,
the whole situation with Dom.

I'm at a point where I just like...
I don't know where to go.

We're towards the end of the night.

So I just feel like
I'm pretty sure I'm going home.

But Harry gets to stay in the house,
and I'm honestly furious.

I know it doesn't matter,
but I do feel like I brought you in here

because I brought friends.

Obviously, it sucks
that Harry's here with someone else.

-[Chris] Mmm.
-It does suck.

Obviously, I'd love to stay
and try and meet, like, someone else.

I feel like
I owe it to myself to, like, try.

But, yeah.

You're like, honestly,
such, like, a genuine person.

Like, what's logical doing
is matching with you, literally.

[upbeat music playing]

I mean,
because I actually genuinely trust you.

-Harry, God! [laughs]
-Innit?

-[Chris] I'm down to match with you.
-f*ck it.

♪ I wanna take it to another level... ♪

[Elys] I was Team Harry,
and it's obviously fired back in my face,

and now I need to do things for myself.
And I genuinely want to stay.

♪ Never gonna hold me down... ♪

Harry is gonna be very surprised

when this girl wakes up
still in the villa tomorrow.

I mean,
if you're gonna treat me like this,

I'm coming for you.

♪ Take it to another level ♪

-♪ Turn it up higher ♪
-♪ Higher ♪

♪ You can't slow me down ♪

[vocalizing]

♪ Take it to another level ♪

[vocalizing]

♪ Never gonna steal my crown ♪

[vocalizing]

♪ Can't slow me down ♪

[vocalizing]

♪ Take it to another level ♪