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01x03 - Episode 3

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Suspect: The sh**ting of Jean Charles de Menezes". Aired: June 2023.*
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Series documents the k*lling of Jean Charles de Menezes by officers of the Metropolitan Police Service at Stockwell station on the London Underground after he was wrongly deemed to be one of the fugitives involved in the previous day's failed bombing attempts.

01x03 - Episode 3

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[g*ns firing]

- Everybody, get off the train!

- Move, move!

Everybody, off the train.

Move. Move.

- Move! Move, move!

- [people clamouring]

Come on, move!

Sarah! Sarah!

He could have a b*mb on him!

- Move!

- He could have a b*mb on him!

Move!

Come on! Move!

- [all chattering indistinctly]

- Is he on the train?

I need to know

if he's on the train or not?

Suspect has been shot.

By CO19?

Do we have any more information?

I'm hearing "No expl*si*n.

No other casualties."

Right.

Let's stay focused please,

let's keep the flow of information

coming in.

- [muttering in Portuguese]

- [automated voice] I'm sorry,

but the person you've called

is not available.

You all right?

Just need a shower,

you know, get this stuff off me.

You know, I heard State Red

called over the radio.

Me too.

"Stop him getting on the tube," I heard.

Come on, we need to get out of here.

Come on.

You all right? Come on.

That's an all clear down here.

No expl*sive present on the body.

I've just been told a suspect's been

shot dead by CO19 officers.

Shot dead? Good grief.

It's believed he's one of the bombers

we were hunting for

after yesterday's failed attacks.

- What happened?

- Well, there are witnesses saying

that he jumped the barriers

and then ran onto the platform.

We tracked him to an address last night

in Tulse Hill.

And then after he left there this morning,

we followed him to Stockwell Station.

A mobile phone's been retrieved

from the scene.

Are there others still

at the target address?

Well, that operation is still ongoing,

but things are gonna get complicated.

The IPCC, they'll have to have access

to everything?

No. We can't allow that

to compromise an ongoing operation,

not at a moment like this.

But after a sh**ting, protocol now

is that any referral is automatic.

I do not want a police complaints unit

crawling all over a life or death

Met operation

In the next few minutes, we could have

other t*rrorists attacking the city.

More lives could be at risk.

This needs decisive action.

What do you want to do?

Right, listen, before you say anything,

first speak to your Police Federation rep.

- Right?

- Yeah.

Now, I didn't make a record of anything

you said down on the platform

because it was all in the heat

of the moment and that's not fair to you.

Right?

It was take him out or everyone

in that carriage dies,

that's what was going through my head.

Just save it for your statement.

- Yeah.

- Okay.

Good morning,

welcome to a BBC News special.

There is now a major security alert

at Stockwell Tube Station in South London.

Within the past few minutes, Scotland Yard

have confirmed that armed officers

have shot a man on the underground

just after ten o'clock this morning

Yeah, I was aware the train wasn't moving.

And then I heard someone say,

"that's him."

He was just wearing a jeans jacket,

just normal like.

To me, it just seemed that he was just

sitting there minding his own business.

Do I have to do this right now?

I'm feeling really shaky, sorry.

I'm sorry but it's important

that we do this whilst it's fresh

in your memory.

And there was just you and Sarah

got off the train, together.

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

Can I at least have Gareth with me then?

'Cause we were together on the train and

No, sorry. This has to be your statement

and yours alone,

you can't collude with anybody else on it.

So, as you got on the tube,

did the police officers shout out

a warning to the man?

No. No, I remember one of them

saying "that's him."

No, no, nothing was said by them

before they shot him.

Walked in, started sh**ting

And I remember that very specifically

'cause afterwards Sarah and I

looked at each other

and like, we had no idea

whether these men were police, t*rrorists,

were they somebody else?

We just had no idea.

[witness] I saw him come running in,

being chased, chased by the police

and then he kind of just vaulted

over the barrier

and then legged it down the escalator.

- [reporter] And what was he wearing?

- A baseball cap a-and, and this thick,

thick padded coat.

Like something you'd wear in winter

Sorry, is he supposed to be talking

about the man that got shot?

Not sure.

I mean, he can't,

he can't be talking about him.

'Cause I, I saw him get on the train.

He was just normal.

He, and he didn't look like

he'd been running.

He, he didn't, he wasn't wearing

any bulky clothing.

- He was just wearing like a denim jacket.

- We can't control

what people say on news reports.

If we can get back

to your statement, please.

Now then, what station did you get on?

Clapham North. With my boyfriend Gareth.

- And you were travelling North?

- Yeah.

The suspect was shot dead by CO19

at around 10:06.

The scene is now secure

and I'm handing over control

of the incident to you.

I had a look at your loggist's notes

and they don't start until 9:52?

That's after the suspect had left

the address in Scotia Road, isn't it?

Yeah. The first hour was appalling,

you know, no structure.

But I think we got a grip of things

after that.

So you're the first officer to authorize

a Kratos operation?

No. It never became Kratos.

And I want to be quite clear about this.

I never authorized the use

of a critical shot.

Okay.

Well, can I have

your decision log, please?

I'm going to compile that myself.

You're doing it?

Yes, yes.

My practice is always to do it myself.

My memory of events is very good.

Well, shall we?

[reporter] We've been awaiting to see

whether the police

would be able to tell us anymore

about the hunt for the people responsible

for the incidents in London yesterday.

And they haven't been forthcoming

with any press conference so far.

Perhaps one of the reasons was that there

was already an ongoing situation

which has culminated in a man being shot

at the South London

Underground Station.

[female news anchor]

We're gonna go over to Stockwell now.

- [knocking on door]

- [man] I didn't see him carry anything.

I didn't see into his bag,

to be quite honest.

- [Ibrahim] Sumaila.

- [knocking on door]

Sumaila.

Why didn't you f*cking open

the door quicker? She just saw us.

We need to clear this place out

and get out of here.

[Sumaila] I've already started.

- Have you seen that guy has been shot?

- I thought it was you.

Anyway, what the f*ck

happened to you yesterday?

They're only talking about four bombers

on the news.

Mine didn't go off.

What about the detonator?

That didn't go off either.

So I just dumped my backpack in a bush.

There was nothing wrong

with the detonator.

So what are you gonna do, stay here?

No f*cking way.

They're gonna come after us,

you know that.

We have to get as far away from here

as possible.

I've got a mate up in Birmingham.

You need to get there tonight.

[reporter] What are the eyewitnesses

saying about the man who was shot?

[man] One eyewitness said that he leapt

over the ticket barriers

pursued by the police and then

disappeared into bowels of the station.

We didn't know whether he was

a fare dodger or people were after him.

No idea what was happening at the time.

Just complete panic and confusion.

Literally until now we really just

They've started sh**ting people now.

I need my brother's passport!

I need to get out of here now!

[Ian Blair] I'm sorry, Nick, but the idea

that we treat this in the same way

as we would any other police sh**ting

is just not possible.

I don't have any difficulty with that,

but I'm not sure

that suspending powers is the answer?

Well, that is what I am asking

the Home Office to do.

That the relevant legislation be suspended

in the circumstances.

Leaving us to get on with the job

in whatever way we need,

without interference, or hinderance.

This is totally unprecedented.

Nick, there is no role for the IPCC

in this sh**ting at this time.

We can't allow this sh**ting to derail

this afternoon's press conference

and the appeal for information

on yesterday's bombers.

We must keep that front and centre.

We have good CCTV images

of all four of them, now we need names.

We must not get sidetracked.

Do we know yet if the man shot

is one of the four suspects?

No, unfortunately we don't.

If we could establish that,

it would make things so much simpler.

[reporter] It was just after ten o'clock

this morning that police threw a cordon

around Stockwell Tube Station

in South London.

Below ground plain clothed officers

had chased

Can we help you, Brian?

suspected b*mber down onto a platform

and into a train

Has he really refused the IPCC access

to the scene?

He felt he had no choice.

- Brian.

- Yeah.

Dear me, you'll never guess

what we've done now.

What?

The suspect, the man who was shot

What about him?

Well, it turns out he's

We know there are rumours sweeping London

and I really do appeal for people

to listen to the facts as they emerge.

I can say that as part of operations

linked to yesterday's incidents,

Met police officers have shot a man

inside Stockwell Underground Station

at approximately 10:00 a.m. this morning.

The man was pronounced dead at the scene.

As I understand the situation,

the man was challenged

and refused to obey police instructions.

I can't go further on that at this stage.

And I hand you over to Andy Hayman.

[Hayman] Thank you, Commissioner.

I'd like to start off by reminding

everyone that two weeks ago,

we stated our objectives

for this investigation.

[Hitchcock] What's wrong?

[Paddock] I was just told by Moir Stewart

outside of Ian Blair's office

that the man we shot

was a Brazilian tourist.

So, clearly, he's not one of the four guys

we're looking for

Yet Ian's out there talking about him

refusing to obey instructions?

As if he was a t*rror1st.

[reporter] The image we're now showing

shows a man running away

from the Northern Line

at the Oval Underground Station

- at approximately 12:34.

- f*ck!

- That's you.

- We believe this man

had travelled northbound

on the Northern Line

from Stockwell Underground Station

to the Oval.

Do you recognize any of these men?

Did you see them at the three

underground stations

So, I'm sure you're all now aware

of the sh**ting by CO19 officers

at Stockwell Tube Station.

We have obtained documentation

on the body of the deceased

which pertains to a Brazilian national,

a Mr. Jean Charles De Menezes.

But formal identification

is not yet confirmed,

and until it is, we won't be releasing

that he's not one of the four

would-be bombers from yesterday.

Alan, Andy Hayman's just gone

on national television

with photos of four bombers,

asking for the public's help

in identifying them.

If we're saying we're still looking

for four bombers,

clearly the dead man isn't one of them.

I've been told it's the line we're taking.

Okay.

[woman] Can you give us a hand, please?

- What do you want?

- Everyone's got a bit?

Unroll and then gonna roll him back

onto here, okay?

Okay.

[woman] Ready, steady, roll.

- You got it?

- [man] Yeah.

Okay.

Strap his body first, please.

Yeah, secure.

[man] Can you strap this here?

[woman] Strap his body first, please.

Secure, secure.

Can you get this strap here?

[woman] Hold his arm, hold his arm,

I'll get it.

Hold his hands, please,

so he doesn't fall.

Got it, got it, got it.

Make sure his hands are in.

Make sure his arms

are in the straps, please.

Okay, secured.

And lift.

- Ready, steady, lift.

- Lift.

They chased him into the station

I, I can tell you that.

And he, he run into the bit

where you get your tickets

and then he, he just,

he jumped over the barrier

-and down the escalator.

- [reporter] What did he look like?

Not right. I mean, it's a hot day

and he had a, like, thick jacket on

I reckon this will be coming our way

pretty soon.

I've heard that the Met are refusing

to let us on the scene,

or interview any of the officers involved.

Really?

How about the man shot today at Stockwell

was under police surveillance?

Ah, Andy, what do you think of this

for the basis of an updated statement

The man shot today at Stockwell

was under police surveillance

after he left the house under observation

as a result of our inquiries

following the incidents yesterday.

People must understand

that the intelligence led the police there

and that you thought

he could be dangerous.

- [Ian Blair] Exactly.

- Well, there is press running

that the man shot was not one

of the four bombers.

Okay, what we need to present is this,

that he is believed to be.

This is different to confirming

that he actually is.

Yes, okay. Also, his behaviour reported

at the scene added to the circumstances.

So, we have one,

that he came from the address.

Two, his behaviour.

And three, he was followed by officers,

and this led to the sh**ting.

Agreed?

Mmm. I'll draft something.

[reporter] It's a sight and sound

the capitol's come to dread.

But today, it signalled the death of a man

the police believe was involved

in the murderous b*mb attacks

on London's transport system.

They say the way the man was behaving

as he entered the station,

the way he was dressed,

and most important,

his refusal to stop when challenged

all contributed to the decision

to sh**t him.

[chuckles] At last!

- Hey. Hi, Lana. Hey.

- Hey.

I'm really sorry, I can't make it tonight.

- I've got to cover the news desk.

- [Louise] Why?

Someone's called in sick.

I just got promoted.

I can't leave them in the lurch.

I'm sorry. Sorry, I've got to go.

- Bye.

- Bye.

Bye.

He's doing really well for himself,

isn't he?

Yeah, I suppose.

Anyway, sod him.

We can still go out and have a good time.

[reporter] With another major forensic

investigation underway,

we don't know who the dead man is.

Only that police officers considered it

too much of a risk

to capture him alive.

[Payne] Thank you for seeing us, Gesio.

I'm sorry, I know it's late.

We know from his phone records

that you were the last person he called,

so it's important that we talk to you.

It's okay

When you said it was about Jean Charles,

I couldn't wait until tomorrow.

I was supposed to meet him

yesterday morning

and he never lets me down.

So where is he?

Well, first of all, let's make sure

we're talking about the same person.

[Gesio] Yeah.

That's Jean Charles.

Look, I have to ask you whether you think

it's possible Jean Charles

may have been a t*rror1st?

[chuckles] Are you crazy?

The guy's an electrician.

No way. That's impossible.

He's never been involved

in anything like that.

Is that what you think that he is?

We haven't come

to any firm conclusions yet,

but we need to establish the facts.

How long have you known him?

You know, we've been working together for,

for a couple of years now.

You in touch with his family?

I know, I know he lives with his cousins.

I can get a number for Patricia. I'm sure.

But where is he? Is he okay?

There was an incident on a tube train

yesterday morning involving him.

I'm very sorry,

but he may not have survived.

I can't say any more at this stage.

[reporter] Mr. Blair, please,

any information that you've got.

Any comment, Commissioner,

on how the police are handling

the current situation?

How can you be sure

there won't be any more attacks?

What I will say is this

The Met is playing out of its socks.

[Brown] There's now no doubt

the man shot yesterday

has no connections to terrorism.

It's a disaster.

Why was he at the address?

It's a block of flats.

I thought I'd heard it was a house?

No, that was an error.

The man lives in number 17.

The target address was the floor above,

number 21.

A complete bloody disaster.

What about that address?

Number 21?

Well, surveillance continued

through yesterday,

but they've now raided it

and it was found to be empty.

The IPCC will now have to be given

full access.

So they'll take over the scene

and start interviewing everybody.

So who was he?

Just an innocent bloke

in the wrong place at the wrong time.

And there's something else

you should know.

I've heard it on good authority

that Commander d*ck is saying

this was not a Kratos operation,

and that she never gave the order

for a critical shot to be taken.

Which means we're on our own.

[woman sobbing]

[sombre music playing]

Patricia.

[man] Sir, you can't go in there.

- You can't go in there.

- [gasps]

- [speaking Portuguese]

- Oh, my God!

This was an execution.

[reporter] The Metropolitan Police

say the man

shot dead on

the London underground yesterday,

was not connected to the hunt

for Thursday's bombers.

Scotland Yard identified him

as Jean Charles de Menezes,

a 27-year-old Brazilian.

Police said the man's death was a tragedy,

but in a statement, said he had emerged

from a house under surveillance

and his behaviour was suspicious.

[Paddick] Okay,

new statement just released

and they're still using the clothing

and behaviour line.

This is making a bad, sorry,

this is making a horrible situation

even worse.

And we can't keep doing this.

We can't keep being the same old Met,

we need transparency.

Didn't he vault the ticket barrier

and run away?

Well, I don't know,

but if he's innocent, why mention it?

It's like we're saying, "Sorry we k*lled

you, but it was sort of your own fault."

And I know Cressida d*ck is saying

this was not a Kratos operation

and she didn't authorize a critical shot,

but her firearms officers were briefed

that the target was a suicide b*mber

and their weapons were loaded

with hollow-point ammunition.

The moment she gave the order

that that man must not be allowed

to board the train,

it was only going to end one way.

She's saying it was at the discretion

of the firearms officers.

If there was any doubt in their minds

that the suspect was a suicide b*mber,

they should challenge him

and react as the situation develops.

Okay. But that's not what happened, is it?

At least according to the members

of the public in that carriage.

Because they say there were no warnings

shouted before the sh**ting started.

- Well, how certain are they?

- How many were there?

Seventeen.

And how many say

there were no warnings shouted?

Seventeen.

Okay, so run it by me again, all right?

You hit the front,

and that's 10:05.

Who was first down the escalator?

Our group was behind you

as you ran down the escalator.

Yeah, I think that's right.

Who was first into the carriage?

- That was me.

- And I, I was behind him.

Okay, Charlie 12 then Charlie 2, yeah,

and that was 10.06.

Suspect had been ID'd over the radio

as Nettle Tip.

Then I shouted "Armed police!"

Er He ignored the challenge.

Then he stood up and came at me.

[Hale] Okay, right, let's get started.

You've all had access to advice

from your Police Federation rep

and a solicitor. Yes?

- Yes?

- Yeah.

Good. So, take your time

and make your statements as accurate

and as thorough as possible.

[Bixel] I believe our future as

an independent body tasked with holding

UK policing to account is on the line.

Three days ago, Brazilian national,

Jean Charles De Menezes,

was shot dead by CO19 firearms officers

at Stockwell Tube Station.

The Met has now finally given us access

and we are able to examine,

in the greatest detail,

how and why that happened.

This is Jean Charles de Menezes

entering Stockwell Tube Station

at 10:00 a.m.

He collects a Metro newspaper

and heads towards the barriers.

He uses his Oyster card,

and walks towards the escalators,

down to the train.

You might be thinking,

"Haven't I read stuff about Mr. Menezes

wearing bulky clothing and vaulting

a ticket barrier?"

If we forward the tape a few minutes,

we can see that the man wearing

bulky clothing and vaulting the barrier

is, in fact, a firearms officer.

Members of the public simply mistook him

for the suspect.

So, why haven't the Met corrected this?

Why are they still saying

that his clothing was suspicious

when he is clearly just wearing

a jean jacket?

That's a question for them, I'm afraid.

This is the view from inside the carriage

after the sh**ting.

It's, er

It's pretty harrowing.

[reporter] The tragic sh**ting by

the police of an innocent man

has not derailed out efforts

to track down and arrest the four men

suspected of attempting to carry out

t*rror1st bombings in London on July 21st.

If you recognize any of these men

or have any further information

about the attack

You see the pictures of those guys

the police are after on the news?

Not really.

Don't you think one of them looks

a little bit like the guy

you used to hang around with?

I can't remember his name.

[Asiedu] I'll have to have a look.

There was a lot of guys coming in and out

of Curtis House while I was there.

You want to be careful,

getting mixed up with guys like that.

- Hey, wait, what the f*ck?

- It's okay, it's okay. It's me!

Come on. Drive, Bobo.

We need to get out of here.

I've seen your picture on the news.

Why the f*ck are you dressed like this?

Mate, we've gotta go or I'm f*cked.

Drive the f*cking car.

[reporter] The Metropolitan Police have

now released the names of four suspects.

Yassin Hassan Omar from Southwark.

Muktar Said Ibrahim from North London.

Ramzi Mohammed from West London

and Hussain Osman from South London.

There are fast-moving developments today

in connection with this manhunt,

but the police are appealing

to the public

for help in establishing the whereabouts

of these men.

- [detective] These ones here?

- Yeah, just here.

Okay. You did the right thing calling us.

[liaison officer] This is him passing

through customs at Waterloo yesterday

using his brother's passport.

He took the train to Paris,

but from there,

we believe he headed for Rome

where his brother lives.

It goes without saying

that he's extremely dangerous.

[aide officer] Just tell me what you need.

[Bixel] I've watched all the tapes back,

but the footage I want isn't there.

See, the problem is the rubber feet.

We're in the process of changing them over

'cause they don't really damp down

the vibration enough.

This is the hard drive,

and there's the feet.

That would be my guess

for the gaps in the recordings.

Here's where the hard drive

for the CCTV is stored.

When we came to retrieve it,

we discovered it was missing.

We checked our records,

and we realized it was removed

after the 7/7 bombings, but not replaced,

that's why there's no CCTV

from the train that morning.

It seems to me

that they had to k*ll someone

to show the population that

they're making the country safe.

Jean Charles never did anything wrong.

My cousin had no reason to run,

unlike they say, like some fugitive.

He had nothing to hide.

The police, they should be ashamed

to sh**t someone in the head like that.

There's no explanation

to what they have done.

They have shown that they are incapable

and, and, and stupid.

I think that is extraordinarily unfair.

For the record, was he working, legally?

I thought I'd heard his visa expired?

The Home Office are still looking into it.

Well, the problem is this puts us totally

on the back foot.

Where are these men?

Well, we do have strong leads and you,

you know about the device yesterday

- that was found in west London?

- Similar in composition to the others?

That's right. Well, in connection to that,

a man's handed himself in.

We think he's the fifth member

of the cell.

Lost his nerve, dumped the device in

a park without attempting to detonate it.

Okay. That's more like it.

I'm telling you the only reason I came

was because I know Omar and Muktar.

I'm not some t*rror1st

or anything like that.

I saw someone on TV who looked like Omar,

and I know he's friends

with this Muktar guy,

so I thought I'd better come

and let you know.

But you admit to living at number 58

Curtis House?

Yeah.

You realize that b*mb-making equipment,

including bottles of peroxide

were found at Curtis House?

b*mb-making?

I don't know anything about that.

I don't even know what peroxide is,

to be honest with you.

[Norland] So where are these men now?

Thanks.

Coming in?

No, you shouldn't have any visitors.

Understand.

- Armed police! Armed police!

- Go! Go! Go! Go!

He's upstairs in the bathroom.

Omar, we are armed officers

- What's in the backpack?

- [Omar] sh**t me.

Get your f*cking hands up!

Get your hands up!

f*cking hands!

Give me your hands. Give me your hands!

[officer] Taser, taser, taser!

Using a Taser in that situation

was not an option.

If that had been a b*mb in his backpack,

an electrical charge from a Taser

could have set it off!

Well, he's now under arrest

and nobody died.

Two incidents, one where lethal force

is used and we are criticized for it,

the other where it absolutely

should have been but wasn't.

The public should quite rightly

be expecting

some sort of consistency from us.

Where do we go?

Everybody's seen our faces.

There is nothing left for us to do now,

but to die as martyrs.

This is my insurance.

When they see me holding this,

they'll definitely sh**t me.

[inaudible]

You're sure they're still in there?

Movement's been spotted

through the blinds.

What's happening in Italy?

[Hayman] The Italians, they've identified

an address where they think he might be.

Ibrahim and Mohammed,

you need to come out now, yeah?

All right? We've got armed officers

covering the building.

All we want is for this situation

to end peacefully.

So, remove your clothing first

and then come out.

[Ibrahim] I can't breathe.

[officer] No movement spotted.

[negotiator] We need to see

that you don't have any devices on you.

[Mohammed] So do we die like martyrs?

[Ibrahim] f*ck it. [coughs]

I'm going out.

[officer] No movement.

Come out with your hands clearly visible.

[officer] Target's moving.

[female officer] Stop, turn around.

Hands behind your back.

You are making a big mistake.

We are not together anymore.

I had no idea what he was doing.

[female officer] Now you! Turn towards me!

Walk towards me!

Stop! Turn around!

Hands behind your back!

[officer] Targets detained.

That's Rome.

Osman's in the bag as well.

Well, that's all of them.

Then it's all good news at last.

[woman on PA] Next station is Waterloo.

Doors will open on the right-hand side.

[protestors chanting] Justice for Jean!

Justice for Jean!

Justice for Jean! Justice for Jean!

[inaudible]

[Hardwick] CCTV missing from the bus,

the station and the carriage

and you factor in the three days

we weren't given access to the scenes,

or the investigation by the Met.

It's certainly not a good look.

[woman 1] I saw him get on the train,

he was just normal.

It didn't look like he'd been running.

He wasn't wearing bulky clothing.

He just had like a denim jacket on.

[woman 2] He weren't wearing

a thick coat

or anything like they are saying.

Just normal-looking.

[woman 3] Do I have to do this right now?

I'm feeling really shaky, sorry.

[woman 4] They just walked up to him

and started sh**ting.

Didn't say a word.

He's here!

[woman 4] It just seemed like

he was sitting there

minding his own business.

I keep waiting for the police to just,

just come clean.

To admit that all of the stuff

that they said about Jean Charles, thanks.

The vaulting the barrier,

the bulky clothing,

all of this bullshit they've put out there

isn't true.

But they won't be honest

about what happened.

That it was their failings

that led to the death of an innocent man.

And I can't stop thinking

about the family.

Lana, you've gotta let Neil

tell this story.

What the police are doing now

is what they always do.

They kick stuff like this

into the long grass,

and hope that eventually

everybody forgets, or stops caring.

I can give you advice

on how to cover your tracks

when you download documents to print them

off so they can't trace it back to you.

We don't see you on screen,

or even use your name.

Look, whatever you say,

whatever reassurances you give me now,

we all know that if I go public with this,

I'm going to lose my job.

Or maybe worse.

- Hey.

- Hey.

I left my purse in the office.

- That's fine, you head up.

- Just been to the gym.

[doorbell rings]