01x03 - Episode 3

[bunniefuu]

Drop it off at the Incheon Port

container terminal by 10 a.m.

Man, this traffic's so bad.

Oh, no.

Damn. It's raining.

sh*t.

- Hey, excuse me!

- Damn it.

You can't cut in like that.

Didn't you see my turn signal?

Are you all right? Are you hurt?

f*ck, that's the least of my--

Seung-hyeok?

Seung-hyeok!

Seung-hyeok, Daddy's home!

Hey, I got you a baseball glove--

Have you been a good boy?

Yes.

Honey! Seung-a hit her forehead.

She needs to see a doctor.

Get his number for the insurance company.

Are you all right?

Here's my card.

I'M YOUR FATHER

CEO CHAE YEONG-JO

"I'm Your Father"?

Can I have yours?

I have a name too.

Hae Jo. Nice to meet you.

Hae Jo.

I do everything except k*lling.

Call me if you ever need

something taken care of.

By the way,

I don't deal with missing-person cases,

such as children,

or runaway family members, you know.

Just so you know.

Don't go.

Please don't go.

Don't… don't go.

Don't go.

I…

told you not to run away.

What is this? What the…

Hey, you look sexy.

sh*t, untie me! I'm going to k*ll you!

You should've listened to me.

- Smile!

- What?

Hey! Seriously!

MR. PLANKTON

What a dummy.

Why did she close her eyes

that very second?

Who's this?

PERFECT GENE

PATERNITY TESTING COMPANY

PERFECT GENE

How long will it take?

You'll receive a text message

when the results are in.

I could fast-track it

and get them by this evening.

Call me before noon.

For me,

a day is like a year.

This is all I can give you at this time.

1991 SPERM DONORS

- "Unpung Pharm"?

- Big pharma reps.

In those days,

they often donated their sperm

to fertility clinics like mine.

So, they donated their sperm

as a way to sell drugs?

Talk about tributes. Sperm tributes.

"Tributes"? It's a donation.

So you're saying

I have to find sperm donor number 137

all by myself?

All right, then.

Let's narrow it down to donors

with blood type AB.

Five of them.

So there's a 20% chance that the first one

I track down is my biological father.

A 20% chance isn't too bad.

Damn.

f*ck.

Have you lost your mind?

Put the knife down.

Who are you to sell the restaurant?

You see, this restaurant is mine.

It's mine.

I'm the one who's put up with our old man

and worked my a*s off for years.

Why drool over what's not even yours

after shunning us for all this time?

- I will k*ll you.

- You crazy idiot.

Hey, shithead.

As if that grumpy old man

would leave all this

to a meathead like you.

You only want to scrounge off us

now that your business has gone bust

and your wife has left you.

I'm more reliable than you.

- As if you ever helped us, you f*ck!

- Enough. Break it up.

I'll k*ll that little brat!

- Jeez!

- Hey!

You little…

Hey! Just listen

to your brothers, all right?

Let's accept the nice offer we got,

split the money four ways,

and go our separate ways.

It's for the best,

given Father's condition.

There are some good care homes nearby.

Unbelievable.

Suddenly the dutiful daughter-in-law.

What?

Four ways? You want a cut too?

Obviously!

- Of course, she's family.

- Family?

f*ck that. Family, my a*s!

Forget it.

The three of us will split it equally.

Just don't waste it all on crypto,

like you did before.

Watch your f*cking mouth.

I'm your older brother!

- You little…

- You hit me?

- Piece of sh*t.

- Hey!

Get the hell out of my restaurant!

Get out!

SUNDAE SOUP OF FORTUNE

The name is just f*cking perfect.

Can someone please help me?

I'm literally tied up right now!

Can anyone hear me?

Hello?

sh**t.

Damn it!

What are you doing?

- You think this is funny?

- Yes. It's hilarious.

You moved the whole table!

What are you, the She-Hulk?

I should've recorded it.

"Jo Jae-mi's most embarrassing moments!"

This is kidnapping and false imprisonment.

You could go to jail.

Doesn't matter. I'm screwed anyway.

You really want to die?

My mother-in-law could have you k*lled.

She has a lot of connections

and she could find you in no time.

Is that old hag that powerful?

She turned traditional food into a brand

and she is a national treasure.

- A person can be a treasure?

- You're so dumb.

That makes you a traitor.

Me? Why?

You dared to deceive a national treasure.

You hid your premature menopause

to get your lazy hands on what she built.

You're a national traitor.

Doesn't matter.

Call me a traitor all you want.

- As long as I'm happy.

- So someone's got your back?

Right, your husband?

- Do you really trust that doofus?

- I don't.

But I do believe in love.

You're so naive.

Love is a fickle beast.

Do you still blindly believe in that crap?

It's my belief and my life.

Why do you care?

Because it's me.

I'm the one you were once crazy about.

But now?

You hate my guts and you want to k*ll me.

This is different.

Also, get your facts straight.

I didn't leave you. You dumped me.

- You left willingly.

- Because you pushed me away!

You didn't even look back.

I thought you'd at least stop me!

- Hey.

- Shut up.

No. Hey.

I said, shut up.

No, I just--

Just shut up!

That's my blanket.

Turn it off.

I'm awake now. I can't sleep.

Want to play word chain?

Or pick up where we left off and kiss?

Are you all right?

You're bleeding.

It hurts.

There's a hospital across the street.

Just over there, around the corner.

It hurts like hell.

Hold this for a sec.

AQUA LOVE DAYCARE

TEACHER "YUM YUM" JO JAE-MI

AQUA LOVE DAYCARE

Seeing his back turned to me,

made me want to run up to him

and give him a hug.

That's it. Just like that.

- She's there.

- That teacher over there.

Come see us again.

How did you know that I work here?

AQUA LOVE DAYCARE

JO JAE-MI

I see.

You came here just to return this?

Of course not.

- Then why?

- Do you have a boyfriend?

Yes, I do.

They said that you don't.

- What do they know?

- Kids know things too.

Well, so what if I am single?

Be my girlfriend.

I don't believe in love at first sight.

Me neither.

Then why are you hitting on me?

It could be a jae-m. Like your name.

A jam? My name is jammy?

JO JAE-MI

Are you making fun of my name?

- Do you like funny girls?

- Yes.

I like guys who smile a lot.

Okay.

Since you like funny people,

I'll try to make you laugh

at least three times a day.

But promise me

to smile like that and pretend it's funny

even if it's not, okay?

Sure.

I'm Jo Jae-mi. Nice to meet you.

I am

Hae Jo.

What, seriously?

Hey, your name is weirder than mine!

Hae Jo… "Hi, Joe!" A pleasure.

This is good. Well done.

That's good.

h*-ja!

My goodness, h*-ja.

h*-ja, we have a problem!

Hey! Leave your dusty shoes at the door.

Goodness me.

h*-ja, we have a problem.

It's Heung. Last night, he…

He went to look for the woman

who's carrying his kid.

It's his duty as a father.

- So, you knew?

- What did you think?

No son of mine

would sit by and do nothing like an idiot

just because I told him to.

Did you fill up Heung's car?

Yes, ma'am.

All right, then.

The men in this family

can't think straight

when it comes to women.

That's the blood

running through Heung's veins.

I suppose that's why

the family still follows that old custom.

What custom?

The one that forbids

pre-marital relations.

You know, the rule on virginity.

It was common back then.

In your case, yes.

My husband and I kissed a lot.

We even went all the way

before our wedding night.

Goodness. Stop, you bimbo.

- I'll be honest with you.

- Please don't.

Heung is too uptight and by the book.

- Just like you.

- Shut it.

So naturally,

I assumed he'd stick to that rule.

But what did he do?

He got her pregnant

after dating for just two months.

Well, I'm just saying,

Heung is one of the Eo men after all.

Hey, shut it.

Keep your mouth shut. Don't talk.

You and your mouth.

I'm gonna chew you up and spit you out.

You'll bake to death in there.

NAMWON POLICE

So, to sum up,

a so-called close friend of your bride

showed up at your wedding,

kidnapped your bride,

and dragged her

all the way here to Namwon, right?

Correct. There are witnesses.

And my wife left me a voicemail.

- Is that right?

- And there's also this.

Just in case. Here.

What's this?

- Who is this man?

- A composite sketch of the kidnapper.

Guys, we already have

a composite image right here.

Very helpful.

I drew this from what I could remember.

In physiognomy, the "glabella"

refers to the area between the eyebrows.

The dull color in this region

and these vertical lines

indicate serious head or stomach problems.

Meaning he's likely to be

a very sly and devious man

who's impossible to figure out.

And this sunken acupuncture point

under his cheekbone--

- You read faces?

- I'm a traditional medicine doctor.

You're a doctor?

- I'd never have guessed.

- Well…

You see, in most similar cases,

it's not kidnapping.

It's highly likely

that they ran away together.

But why would she run off with another man

when her husband is a doctor?

Who knows?

Maybe that man is a way better catch.

- Nonsense! She didn't run off.

- You scared me.

No way. She can't have.

Jae-mi and I are so… You know?

You have no idea

how passionate we are together.

- Okay.

- You don't even know us.

- I'm sorry. Please sit back down.

- You have no idea.

Please, calm down.

Even the night before,

when she put on

the floral shoes I'd bought her,

she was so over the moon.

That b*stard had a crush on Jae-mi,

so he kidnapped her.

So that's it?

The reason behind that heated fight.

Jae-mi reminds me of a beautiful flower.

A delicate flower. Such innocent beauty.

When I look at her, I'm mesmerized.

This one is nice.

The flowers are so pretty.

Hurry, quick.

It's ready.

I couldn't bear to taint her with my lust.

She's that precious to me.

I must protect and cherish her

with all my heart.

See? What did I say? She totally ran away.

She left him for another man.

"Use it or lose it", right?

We only ever held hands.

It was so hard

to hold out until our wedding night.

But then that b*stard

literally stole her right in front of me.

My wife should be in my arms right now.

I dare not think what he's doing to her.

Drink this and catch your breath.

There's no time to waste, Chief.

Guys, what are you doing? He's talking.

Hear him out.

KKARI

KKARI - MISSED CALL

NEW VOICEMAIL

For you

CHIL-SEONG LOANS

I'll follow you

To the end of the world

I'll go wherever you are

My fluttering heart

You f*cking prick.

This is no time for singing.

You think we're going on a picnic?

Sorry, Boss.

The road trip got me a bit carried away.

- Let's eat something at the rest stop.

- Sure.

The butter squid thing

and a caramel yacchiato for me.

Sotteok-sotteok, corn,

and a tornado potato for me.

Then I'll get udon and fish cake skewers.

How about you, kiddo?

I'll get some Deli Manjoo, boss.

You smartass, American food?

You idiot. "Deli" is in India.

- "Manjoo" is in China.

- It's American. You say "daily."

- Fold down.

- Yes, sir.

LOOKING FOR MY BRIDE, JO JAE-MI

NO UNAUTHORIZED POSTING

HEIGHT 162CM

PRETTY AS A FLOWER

Hello, I'm looking for someone.

Please take a look.

Hello, sir. Do you mind…

If you see her, please…

Please take this.

Contact me if you see her.

For your co-workers.

Excuse me. I'm looking for someone.

Have you seen this woman?

I'll leave this here.

If you see her…

Excuse me. Can you… Please take this.

- Hello, please take this.

- No, thanks.

I'm looking for someone.

Hello. Here.

"Groom Eo Heung."

- Lost his bride?

- What does it say here?

She's so pretty.

Poor guy. His bride is missing?

Jae-mi!

BOKJI CONVENIENCE STORE

You said you'd chase me

to the ends of the earth

if I ran away, right?

Yes.

Can I hold you to that?

I'll keep my word.

No matter what.

I'll be waiting. I love you.

Jae-mi…

Thank you.

Thank you for these.

Jae-mi!

Jae-mi!

Good Lord! You scared me.

Here, for the meal last night.

You found your wallet?

Hey, this is too much.

Can I have a pair of slippers?

This is way too much, even with that.

You can dye your hair with it.

It'll turn gray soon.

I'm not remarrying or anything.

Eat something before you leave.

You gave me more money

than my own kids ever gave me.

You can't leave like that.

Have some suyuk before you leave.

I'll make sure

it doesn't smell of pork at all.

Come to the restaurant

with your wife in a bit.

Sure.

Let's see. Is the meat cooked?

Yes, perfect.

30 YEARS OF TRADITION

SUNDAE SOUP OF FORTUNE

Give it back.

- Give what back?

- My shoe!

Where did you hide my other shoe?

I already told you it wasn't me.

Seriously, how old are you?

Maybe the dog took it.

Thank you. Have a nice day.

Hey, you're not crying, are you?

It's just a shoe.

"Just a shoe"?

Okay. I'll buy you

the exact same pair later.

I want nothing from you. Not even gold.

Fine. We'll look for it after eating.

Eat up. It's good.

You said you were here to find someone.

I found him.

I got it. Don't worry.

I'm just waiting for confirmation…

- It's all done.

- Fine.

…on whether I've found the right person.

- Have some water.

- Okay, thanks.

Did someone run off with your money?

How much? I'll give you the money.

So let's just quit this.

Whatever this is. Okay?

- Welcome!

- My gosh. Come on in.

You must have good karma…

- Right there.

- You can sit here.

…seeing as that big coffee franchise

opened right next to you.

- What a jackpot!

- I'll take this.

I brought you coffee.

What brings you here today, sir?

You didn't call us.

Well, you guys didn't call me either.

But you can't keep putting it off,

you know?

Time's running out, so here I am.

All right. I need your seal.

We haven't reached an agreement yet.

Goodness. I can't wait forever.

A little longer.

- Father, could you taste the broth?

- Sure thing.

Well, I have some savings.

And I put some cash aside for the wedding.

- The buyer might change his mind.

- It's not much though.

Anyway, how much did you lose?

- Let's seal the deal today.

- What is this?

- You stay out of this.

- Hey, you. Get out of here!

I am not selling this place, so get lost.

Hey, that's enough.

There are customers watching. Jeez.

You'll get a bigger cut, so stop.

What the hell?

You can settle this amongst yourselves

after you finalize the deal.

- I want half.

- Three ways.

We'll split it four--

Five ways!

What?

Split it five ways.

What?

You see, I think I deserve a cut too.

If the family is divvying it up,

I want in too.

And who are you?

I may be

one of your father's

illegitimate children.

What's the matter with him?

Didn't you guys agree to that last night?

That family members

all get an equal share.

That you'd sell it all,

split the money equally,

and send the old man to a care home.

That's what you said. Right?

What? Are you insane?

I never said that!

Hey, you.

Who the hell are you?

That's right. Sorry.

You were against it.

You want it all

as a reward for taking care of him.

You greedy little b*stard.

You lunatic.

- Hey! Stop! Don't do that!

- What's going on?

- Hey!

- What the f*ck?

Hey. Are you all right?

Hey, you little…

- Damn!

- You son of a b*tch!

I'm sorry--

You m*therf*cker.

Don't. You'll hurt your hand, moron.

Who are you to butt in?

What are you going to do?

- You moron.

- f*cking b*stard! You're dead.

Get him. I'll cover you.

You g*dd*mn lunatic.

Bring it on, you b*stard!

- Get him!

- Come on then.

f*ck, what a prick.

He came out of nowhere and ruined it.

The deal was as good as done.

That little sh*t.

What the hell? Who did this?

Sorry! I'm so sorry.

Thank you.

Excuse me. Jae-mi!

Jae-mi…

Jae-mi!

I have to…

You b*stard. You're dead meat.

Wait!

How dare you. You piece of trash!

Hey, can you even chop kimchi with that?

What is that, kiddo?

Are you going to shave with that or what?

- I'll do my best, Boss.

- At what?

Everything.

Forget it. You'll only get hurt.

Yes, Boss.

- Sir.

- Yes?

They say a fight broke out.

Will we be able to handle it?

Don't you worry. I can take them all down.

- Shouldn't we ask for backup?

- Backup, my a*s.

No need. Don't you trust me?

- Of course, I do.

- Let's do a cheer.

- Okay.

- One, two, three.

We got this! Hands on the wheel.

sh*t.

My stomach! My stomach is k*lling me!

Oh, no. My baby…

Don't just stand there.

Take her and get out!

I feel like I'm dying!

Oh, no. My tummy!

My tummy. My stomach really hurts!

Ouch, my stomach…

- Let's go, Father.

- Get inside, you guys.

They're deceiving you.

Who is deceiving whom here?

Both of you, seriously.

Jeez, you….

Did you really think

I had no idea about their spiteful plan?

I was just pretending

I'd heard nothing, like I had no idea.

I was willingly being deceived.

Who are you to cause such chaos

when this is none of your business?

Who are you?

I'm…

I'm…

PERFECT GENE

DNA PATERNITY TEST RESULTS

You're right.

f*ck.

This is none of my business.

I was just being nosy.

g*dd*mn it.

So you're sick?

Something's wrong with you.

You must be either sick or crazy.

Yes, I guess I'm sick as hell.

Well, good for you.

Let's go.

Hey, come on!

I'm not coming.

Why do I have to play along?

I'm staying here.

- Come on.

- I'm not going. Let go!

- Hey! No! Help!

- Damn it.

Jae-mi?

- Honey!

- Jae-mi!

Honey, I'm here! Honey!

Jae-mi! Hold on.

Honey, over here!

- Honey!

- Jae-mi.

Jae-mi!

Come on!

Jae-mi… Stop!

Honey!

Let me out, goddammit!

Honey!

So, where is he?

Over there… I mean, right here.

Hae Jo, you're a dead man now.

Right here.

We're closed!

We're not here to eat. Where is Hae Jo?

We know he's here,

so just bring him out now.

You f*cking idiots.

Just tell us,

or I'll slice you up like a sundae.

Who are you people?

What is that?

Damn it!

We're only out to get Hae Jo.

So stay out of this,

unless you want to die too.

Get out!

- What?

- Get out of here!

- Father!

- Get out!

Get out!

- What the f*ck? You old b*stard!

- Hands up!

Freeze! Move, and I'll sh**t!

Oh, damn. I left mine in the car.

Hey, Officer Kim, what are you doing?

Take their weapons first.

Hey, freeze. Drop your weapon.

You… Stay put, all right?

That's our car.

- A fire at Dongil Market.

- What do I do?

Well…

Officers, I'm really sorry.

I was in a hurry, so I borrowed the car.

I'll return it later.

Identify yourself!

Me? I… I'm…

I…

I am Eo Heung, the 18th-generation heir

of the Pungyeong Eo clan.

"Heung" as in "prosperity." Eo Heung.

This is our signature nine-dish meal

made from age-old family recipes.

Now, it's also known

as Bum h*-ja's signature nine-dish meal.

And this is chicken

braised with persimmon leaves.

- Persimmon leaves?

- h*-ja. Heung.

- It adds depth of flavor.

- It's Heung.

Heung stole a police car? What for?

How would I know?

And now he's on the run in Namwon

in the police car that he stole.

He's on the run?

This fool deserves to be eaten by a tiger.

He went to catch the guy

who stole his bride.

What's he doing

stealing a damn police car?

My gosh, this is so embarrassing.

That crazy fool.

Hey, John?

I'm going to need you

to get on the next flight to Korea.

That's right.

Stop! This is dangerous!

Jae-mi!

Jae-mi!

- Hey!

- Honey!

I am here to rescue you,

so don't do anything dangerous.

Just stay put!

I will never give up on you.

Honey…

Just remember that!

Oh, no! Honey--

Honey!

Honey!

I love you!

Jae-mi! I love you!

Honey!

Oh, honey…

Jeez, he's one Heungry tiger.

Damn you!

- You!

- What? Hey, hey!

Hey, sh*t.

Hey! Let me get out! Heung, over here!

I'm over here!

Stop the car!

I can't just pull over right here. Let go!

Now!

- Let go, damn it!

- That hurt!

I'm in here, honey!

What the hell is this?

Honey…

- sh*t.

- Honey!

Oh, f*ck!

Jae-mi!

- What the…

- Hey, are you all right?

You're bleeding.

I am?

sh*t.

- Do you want to be a widow?

- Of course not.

Okay, then I won't k*ll him.

What? What are you going to do?

Hey, no! Don't! Hey!

sh**t. Hold on.

Jae-mi!

Jae-mi!

sh**t.

If you hurt my husband,

I swear I'll k*ll you!

- Here.

- Honey.

Jae-mi. Don't move.

Do it. Go ahead and sh**t if you can.

You sneaky coward.

You're the one holding a weapon,

so this is self-defense.

And in the wild,

it's the sneaky cowards who win.

- You son of b*tch.

- Woof-woof.

f*ck. Hey, seriously…

Patrol 17. The man who took the police car

is pointing a Taser at a civilian.

Hand her over now.

I'll sh**t on three.

I really will sh**t you.

Go ahead, then. sh**t me.

One!

Go that way.

Two! That way, now.

How can he be a doctor

with such shaky hands?

Mind your own business, as*h*le.

Three!

Wait!

Damn it, why isn't this working?

Damn it.

- What are you doing? sh**t already!

- Here goes.

What's wrong?

Damn it.

f*ck, I was scared for a second.

You're hardly an heir. You're an airhead.

Don't move. I really will sh**t you.

- Just sh**t already.

- sh**t him!

I'm trying, but it's--

No, Heung!

Heung, are you all right?

See? I didn't do anything.

He shot himself.

Heung, open your eyes!

Don't overreact, all right?

He won't die. He just passed out.

You son of a b*tch!

You absolute scumbag.

Die, just die!

- Hey, he's not even dead.

- Die!

All right.

- That hurts.

- Just die!

- It really does.

- Scumbags like you deserve to die!

That's enough.

It hurts.

It hurts…

Stop joking around! Damn it!

Hey.

NAMWON POLICE

Jeez, this is so f*cking frustrating.

I told you. We didn't do anything.

The place was a mess when we got there.

For God's sake.

You really are driving me nuts here!

Jeez! You know I saw you guys

swinging your weapons in Mr. Oh's face!

I saw it with my own eyes!

So what?

That crazy old man slapped me

with some stuffed pig intestine.

Was I supposed to let him?

I'm the victim here!

Then tell me,

why did you guys go there

with all those weapons?

To slice some pork liver

for the sundae platter?

I guess she really left.

- Don't push, all right?

- Come on, man.

- All right. In you go.

- Damn it!

- I was kidnapped.

- Yeah okay, go in.

This is a human rights violation.

You can no longer detain anyone

in police substation cells.

That's right. You see, my boy here

took the police exam nine times.

He's a half-cop.

So this is a violation.

Is that so?

But this isn't a holding cell anymore.

It's now our storage room.

So keep your mouth shut,

or I'll charge you

with obstruction of justice

on top of everything else. Got it?

He can do that?

I don't remember.

You idiot. g*dd*mn it.

What the… Man, you scared me!

I lost her.

Oh man, that idiot woke up.

You'll get a pay cut for this.

How could you leave your weapon

in the car?

Chief, I didn't mean to leave it there.

Hello? Yes.

What are you doing? sh**t him!

sh**t him now!

Heung! Heung, are you all right?

Heung, open your eyes!

I'm such a moron.

Hey, Jokduri.

That noise is driving me nuts. Keep still.

Hey!

Man, that's really irritating me.

Hey, you!

Very impressive, Doctor.

You must be very well-connected.

- He's a doctor?

- Yeah.

My superiors told me

to just let you go, no questions asked.

- What about us?

- f*ck.

Wait, Mr. Eo! Don't leave just yet.

Why not?

Can you please quiet down?!

You guys are driving me nuts!

- Don't leave yet.

- Why not?

Someone's coming to pick you up.

My mother?

No. What was his name again?

I felt utterly offended

the moment I heard his name.

"John Na"?

What about Jae-mi?

My Jae-mi. What about Jae-mi?

You still haven't found her?

Well, that's the thing.

We have no idea where they went

after they ditched the car.

I thought you left.

Did you hide me over there?

Yep.

Thanks.

A token of my gratitude--

Don't be delusional.

I wasn't waiting for you.

Where are you going?

Back to where I should be.

- No, don't go.

- Let go.

- Don't go.

- Don't try and stop me. I'm leaving.

No, I won't let you.

Then k*ll me.

Or I might k*ll you.

Why?

It's either you or me.

That's the only way

we'll never cross paths again.

So if you're not going to let me go

or k*ll me right now…

then just let me be happy for once!

So drop dead or something already!

Do something, please!

I'll do that, then.

You be happy.

I'll die.

But until then,

I'm never letting go of your hand.

You're all mine.