01x02 - Episode 2

[bunniefuu]

Park Jin-bok!

Have you lost your mind?

Hey! Forget about the sh**t.

Get this psycho out of my sight!

Get your act together!

Everyone you see right now

is here to work.

No one came here to be harassed!

You rude b*stard!

Mr. Song Ki-baek!

-What is this?

-What?

What… What's happening?

-This can't be happening. It can't be.

-Have you lost your mind?

No, no way.

Unbelievable. He just went

and bit his head off.

What is he, a shark?

This is all a lie!

EPISODE 2: SHARK IN A POOL

Currently, the KOSPI stands

at 2,697.58 points,

marking a decrease of 9.44 points

from the previous trading session.

Meanwhile, the KOSDAQ

is showing a slight uptick,

rising by 0.66 points

to reach 923.62 points.

No, I'm not.

-Hey. You can't stand me, right?

-Yes!

I'll chew that jerk to pieces today…

Get your act together!

A non-soft cookie from the land

of non-soft cookies wanted to become

a soft cookie and traveled to the land

of soft cookies.

The gatekeeper of the soft cookie land

said, "Hey, kid, today…"

Just one slap in the face from me,

and you'll turn over a new leaf.

You rude b*stard!

Why on earth did he do that?

It is truly hard to believe.

Let's hear from Mr. Song Ki-baek

who was at the scene.

Just why…

Why in God's name

did you speak your thoughts out loud?

A CLEAN BODY

LEADS TO A HEALTHY MIND

Time to get to work

so Mr. Kim can tear me a new one.

What did I just say?

Man, what's wrong with me?

That Song Ki-baek. Song Ki-baek!

Let's recap. So what happened was--

Song Ki-baek tore into PN

with both verbal and non-verbal violence.

PN now claims to be suffering

from extremely severe PTSD as a result

and has provided a doctor's note stating

he can no longer be in our show.

What are the chances

of PN coming back after recovery?

He wants to gracefully leave the show.

Oh, yeah?

Then we should also

gracefully leave the show.

I'll go talk to PN.

We can't afford to be graceful like him.

We have to be pathetic

and beg him to stay.

-I'll come with you.

-No thanks.

You stay here

and take care of what you can.

Maybe I should go like this.

I've been crawling

and begging to so many people.

Don't try too hard.

How can I not?

The crew might lose their jobs.

I'll crawl if that's what it takes.

Hey, Song Ki-baek! Song…

Where is he? Where's that b*stard?

Has he run away? Where's…

Where is Song Ki-baek?

Yoon Ji-hu! Where is that b*stard?

I'm going to k*ll him and go to hell.

Bring him to me.

I've got a sh**t

for Pyororong Witch School.

Huh? You have what?

A sh**t, sir.

Hey, you little… Take that thing off.

Hey! Where's Song Ki-baek…

Tell me where he… Hey!

Mr. Kim is throwing a fit.

Don't come here. Hide somewhere for a bit.

"Don't come here"? "Hide somewhere"?

Oh, man. What am I going to do?

Oh, he's calling me. What do I do?

It's been a while. Taking a smoke break?

Hey, Ki-baek doesn't smoke.

He's doing the anti-smoking campaign.

Oh, wow.

It's only been a week or so

since I quit.

You smell like an ashtray.

Please take care of that.

No, I didn't mean that. I…

NO MORE STINKY BREATH!

Wow. He's thoughtfully rude.

Hey, Ki-baek!

Mr. Kim is looking for you

with lasers sh**ting out of his eyes.

What's going on?

Hold on, wait. Are you free?

-Can you fill in for me for a dubbing job?

-Don't do that.

Oh, no, sir.

What?

Don't worry, man.

-I'll talk to them and make sure--

-No!

All you do is talk trash about people.

Do you think I don't know how

you pass off tiresome tasks

to your juniors and then gripe

about them doing a crappy job.

Ki-baek, I have a favor to ask.

No favors.

No! No more favors!

And no more green juice!

Enjoying a cup of tea with my heart.

Happiness comes from these little moments.

I'm hungry.

Did you know? It's already corn season.

-Huh?

-The hairdresser downstairs gave me some.

Aren't they huge?

Come on, I don't want corn.

Let's order in, Mom.

-How about Yupdduk?

-Oh! Order a super spicy one!

You have no problem ordering delivery

when you don't even make a penny.

The corn is nice and chewy.

I'm in pain, so Yupdduk?

-Come on, Yupdduk.

-Knock it off.

I'm going to the gym.

Didn't you say today was your day off?

You teach people how to work out,

and you want to work out

on your day off too?

Oh, stop it.

I've got to work out myself

because it's my day off.

Come on, Mom. Let's have Yupdduk.

I'll make you rice cake soup for dinner.

It isn't the same.

Hey!

See you later.

You're taking all the eggs again?

I peeled them to make jangjorim.

Goodness! Let me get you some cold water.

Oh, forget it.

Didn't you notice it's steaming hot?

Maybe you need glasses.

Oh, please.

You good-for-nothing.

You're staring at your phone

when your mom's tongue is on fire?

No way. Mom, Dad. Look at this.

IDOL SINGER P

ASSAULTED BY ANNOUNCER S

It's not too bad, right?

This works best when you want to hide.

So what happened anyway?

Why'd you do something so wild that it

made the news and made Mr. Kim flip out?

Why do you keep making the news

instead of reporting it?

Oh, whatever. Stop asking questions.

How do you film in this thing?

I can't breathe.

You get used to it.

I even ran around in the hospital

with Sol yesterday wearing this.

-She's back in the hospital?

-Just for a few days for some tests.

Sol is fine.

You should worry about yourself.

Are you planning on going freelance?

Trying to leave

while you're in the limelight?

That's ridiculous!

It's not that.

All right then.

I'd better get to the sh**t

for "Pororong."

"Pyo-ro-rong."

What's your problem?

It's "pyororong"

as in Pyororong Witch School,

not "pororong"

as in Pororo the Little Penguin.

Can't you say "pyo" instead of "po"?

Fine.

I'm off to sh**t Pyororong Witch School.

I'll take this with me.

ANNOUNCER S

CAUSES SCENE DURING SHOO

This is obviously me.

Oh, she…

WRITER ON WOO-JU

Why won't you answer your phone?

Because I don't want to.

JBC NEWS AT NOON

Mr. Song Ki-baek, please come with me.

All I can do is just beg PN to stay,

but you're the one who caused all this.

If we lose PN,

it'll be the end of our show.

The jerk is the one who should apologize.

Are you really going to be like this?

I understand your logic, Ms. On.

Considering his influence,

I agree that this is an issue

that must be solved.

So you get it.

The hell I do!

Did you not know PN was a horrible person

who treats people like crap?

There's no way you didn't.

You just pretended not to and enjoyed

the free stuff and advertisers he brought.

Is it okay to be an a*s if you're a star?

What else can we do?

You think we can just be like,

"Well, he got what he deserved."

Look, the entire crew's livelihood

is at stake here.

Don't talk like this is a simple matter.

I'm not. It's hard for me to say this.

But I can't apologize to him.

Mr. Song Ki-baek.

You're really not going to apologize?

It's not that I won't. I really can't.

Right now, I'm in a state…

-What do you mean?

-Back off!

The doors are closing.

What am I going to do?

What do I do about this?

Wow. Was I wrong about you?

Ki-baek, seriously!

Hey, is something going on with you?

I never thought you, of all people,

would do something like this.

Have you always had trouble

controlling your emotions?

KIM SANG-JIN

KIM JERK

Say something!

Don't break the absolute rules

Don't let go of my hand

Unity is my weapon

Walk towards the wilderness

I know that's your home ground

Stand up to the threat

Push past it, push past it!

I'm listening, sir.

Get it together, man.

Just go for now.

Hey, Song Ki-baek.

That's him, guys.

Hey, you're the one who attacked

my sweet PN, right?

Let's kick his a*s!

-You, apologize to him!

-Come on, guys!

-Hey!

-Hey!

What?

-There he is!

-Hey!

That's Ki-baek. Hi, Ki-baek.

-We meet again.

-Come out here.

-Get out of the car!

-Watch out, guys.

God.

Man, seriously.

HANGUK MILK

You've got to have

strawberry milk with soju.

Jesus. I have better things to do

than fetch you milk, you know.

Those jerks.

They wouldn't even let you see him?

I waited two hours in front of PN's agency

and three hours in front of his house.

You should've known

when to give up and leave.

Man, you're an idiot.

Think our show will be canceled?

It's already been canceled.

They made the final decision just now.

We need to leave the office.

To be honest, I've always felt guilty.

Every time we heard PN yelling

at the staff and saw them crying,

we pretended like we didn't see it.

Well, what could we have done?

Fly at his throat like Song Ki-baek did?

We might not have been able

to fly at his throat,

but if this is how

things were going to turn out,

perhaps I shouldn't have lashed out

at Song Ki-baek to make him apologize.

PHONE

CONTACTS

MOM

We're human, just like them.

If they play dirty, we have the right

to defend ourselves.

But still…

BEAUTY MANAGER NA YU-JEONG

Don't worry. I'll take care of the rest.

My goodness.

Sweetheart. What on earth is going on?

Did you get my text?

You're not hurt anywhere, are you?

You won't even say hello to your brother?

Hey, man.

What's this?

LET ME STAY HERE TONIGH

It may be uncomfortable,

but you'll have to make do.

I'll clear out the room in the morning.

What's up with Ki-baek?

What do you think?

You saw the news, didn't you?

"Mr. S who assaulted an idol." That's him.

People may not know,

but I recognized him right away.

Because they did a crappy job

blurring out his face.

My poor Ki-baek.

He just went in there

without saying a word.

He must be feeling terrible.

Oh, boy.

But he's supposed to give me

my allowance today.

Can I ask for just another 100,000 won?

Are you kidding?

Don't you dare say a word.

I have to ask him for money

for our living expenses today.

Ki-baek, wake up.

Hey. Come out here for a second.

What…

What are you doing?

I know you're going through

something at work,

but why would you just drop in like this?

You're making everyone tiptoe around you.

What are you doing? Stop it.

Huh? For God's sake,

take off the mask!

What the heck?

Have you gone crazy?

Ki-baek. What's going on with you?

Ouch! That must hurt.

Ki-baek.

I don't know what happened,

but let's sit down and talk.

Oh, for God's sake!

Just leave me alone, will you?

I don't need your consolation. Okay?

Don't treat me any differently.

You wouldn't even care if I died.

All you care about

is the money I give you.

Ki-baek! If that's how you're going to be,

go back in there.

Just leave me the hell alone!

Damn it.

You've never bothered to visit us before.

You're only here

because you've got nowhere to go.

And you don't pay

for everything around here.

Don't be so patronizing about--

What? Patronizing?

What? Am I wrong?

You've always acted like

you're the only adult!

You're a 30-year-old man

who's barely making ends meet,

so don't you preach to me!

What? You little…

Enough!

Stop it. That's enough.

Hey.

You actually came.

You told me to.

Still, I didn't think you'd show up,

especially after bolting

like that earlier.

So did you meet with PN?

He wouldn't see me.

I waited five hours.

Listen, Ms. On Woo-ju.

Thank you.

I've wished at least a hundred times

that I could punch PN.

I knew all about how he only bullied

the young and powerless staff members.

I'm the head writer,

but all I did was tell them to let it go

and I'd talk to him later.

Anyway, thanks for beating him up

when I couldn't.

"Beat him up"? I didn't…

You totally beat him up with your words,

and it felt great to see that.

Are you always like that?

I mean, is that okay? You're an anchor.

No, I'm not always like that.

It's been driving me totally crazy

since yesterday.

Yesterday?

Hey, hang on.

Wash it down with this.

Oh, I'm good.

Just try it.

Bitter and sweet,

they're a perfect pair. Here.

I'm not drunk, you know.

I hope not.

I'm telling you. I'm not drunk.

You're going to sleep out here?

Come on, you'll get in a lot of trouble.

Listen. Give me your address.

I'll call you a cab.

Okay? Your address.

Oh, boy.

She'll be all right.

She can't expect me

to stay with her all night.

I'll be going then.

Excuse me.

Shouldn't we film a final episode?

The show's been on for two years.

We should say goodbye to the viewers.

People don't do that anymore.

Our ratings have been down

for a while now.

Let's just accept

that this is the end of it.

Let's start on the next one.

-Your greenroom is this way.

-Okay.

See? My greenroom is upstairs. Come here.

What is it?

What's up with them?

One of their cast screwed up,

and their show is being canceled.

No way.

-It's true.

-What?

I hear this was their first show.

They probably won't get another chance.

You should be careful too. Okay?

-I'll see you upstairs.

-Yeah, yeah.

I respect you…

No, I don't.

Let's try one syllable at a time.

This is

so damn stressful.

Man. I'm sorry.

Everything was

not my fault.

That's right. It wasn't all my fault.

It seems I can't bring myself

to say what I don't mean,

which is just ridiculous.

MR. KIM

Don't be so upset about it, all right?

You were going to leave News at Noon

to audition for the main news show anyway.

Just think of this as a little break.

Here, you want candy?

By the way, I just don't understand

no matter how hard I try.

Why did you do that?

This isn't your first day on the job.

With your experience,

I'm sure you know better than

to cause a scene in public.

You're not like the other guys

who get into trouble for their temper.

I wouldn't be so curious

if it was anybody else.

I just can't help wondering.

Damn.

Oh! Hey, the brand awards.

You should host it.

Park Jin-u was supposed to do it,

but he was in a car accident.

They wanted me

to get back to them by today,

and you're not busy.

You'll be taking a long break.

Since you're taking a break,

do this for me.

Okay! Good.

Take a nice, long break, okay?

Just take a break and think.

Use this break to reflect on yourself

and really use your brain, you know.

Why do you keep calling it a break?

I'll still have to come to work

where you breathe down my neck.

It's a punishment.

You'll dump all the menial jobs on me.

Excuse me?

Also, did you step in poop

on your way here?

-Poop?

-Don't you know your feet stink?

Mr. Kim, hello. Oh.

Lastly, I know this is a bad time,

but I really want to audition

for the main news show.

The main news show? Are you kidding?

Your name was taken off

the list ages ago.

Are you dense or just thoughtless?

Get out, you moron!

I'll make you pay for this.

I swear.

Make me pay?

Ki-Baek.

What are you doing?

Hey, let him talk. Keep going.

Say what? You swear you'll what?

I swear…

I'm sorry. Oh?

I'm sorry. Oh.

Oh.

-I'm sorry.

-Oh.

Bye.

He's been acting like a lunatic

since he went on your show.

What happened to him over there?

Well, I'm not really sure,

but he certainly seems a little weird…

Hey.

Mr. Song Ki-baek.

I got home very safely last night,

thanks to you.

Right, I'm glad.

Hey, listen.

Did you see a doctor

after the electric shock?

No.

You said you've been feeling weird.

Shouldn't you go see

a psychiatrist or a neurologist?

People know who I am,

and I'm a little self-conscious.

What kind of nonsense is that?

This may be a serious problem.

Let's go to the hospital.

-No, I'm not going.

-For God's sake.

Come on. I'll buy you tonkatsu.

He's the doctor

I tried to get on our show.

He promised to keep things

as private as possible.

Hello, doctor.

Have a seat.

Didn't we say we'd meet

at the outpatient clinic after lunchtime?

I'm sorry. I'm trying not to be seen

by many people.

Please go on and eat. There's no rush.

Oh, right. Yeah.

Can someone's personality change

after being electrocuted?

Like I said on the phone,

I'll have to run some tests to be sure.

Don't worry about it until we know more.

I got myself in trouble

before I could even start to worry.

Wait a minute. You look familiar.

Is he… He is, right?

See? I told you he'd still recognize me.

-Yes, I'm--

-A singer.

-Oh.

-Oh.

A news anchor.

Wow, I'm embarrassed for you.

That's why you looked so familiar.

I'm a fan.

One plus one is…

Five. Oh!

I did it.

Oh, I did it.

I did it.

This is all because of stress.

Stress is the cause.

I'm okay. I'm okay now.

Good morning, everyone.

It's Wednesday, May 3rd,

and you're watching JBC Morning News.

For the holidays in May, the Ministry

of Culture, Sports and Tourism…

MCST ANNOUNCES NEW PLAN TO BOOS

CONSUMPTION FOR FAMILY MONTH

I see a future full of hope ahead of me.

I did it.

I'm rich. I'm the best anchor there is.

I'm okay.

I'm back to normal.

STRAWBERRY

HANGUK MILK

MOM

MAY 3 WEDNESDAY

MAY 7 SUNDAY

MAY 9 TUESDAY

MAY 11 THURSDAY

MAY 12 FRIDAY

BRAND AWARDS CEREMONY

Ladies and gentlemen. Good

evening.

-Hello. Oh, hi.

-Hello.

-Jeong-heon, stay healthy.

-Thank you.

Please hold my hand! Over here!

Oh, my God. This is insane.

Thanks to you, Jeong-heon,

our sales have gone up.

Those mom fans are so generous.

They even give you deer antler extract?

They are devoted fans.

You should have one.

Would that be okay? It looks so fancy.

Oh, of course.

My, look who it is.

Hello, Mr. Jang.

I'm surprised to see you here.

Oh, Mr. Jang.

Are you here to get your hair… Whoa.

What?

What brings you here?

I'm here to cast you.

Jeong-heon, I'd love to have you

on my new show.

I told you to talk to Ms. Ma

about these things.

I'm not an idiot. You always have her

turn people down for you.

Who's your head writer?

Oh, our head writer?

She's really good.

-It's Kim--

-No. Do you know Ms. On Woo-ju?

She's great at her job.

Of course I know her.

I hear she really messed up her last show,

and now she's planning a new one.

She's planning a new show?

Yeah, but it's literally just planning.

Who knows if it will get off the ground?

I doubt that it will,

seeing how incompetent she is.

Our head writer, though,

always gets amazing ratings--

Mr. Jang.

-Are you close with Ms. On?

-No.

So you're just rude then.

You talk about people behind their backs.

I don't want to work with someone rude.

-Hyeong-taek, Mr. Jang is leaving.

-Yes?

-Mr. Jang, let me walk you out.

-Wait, but…

Have some deer antler extract.

I'll call you.

-Oh, thanks.

-I hope you enjoy it. Bye!

-Hyeong-taek.

-Yes?

You know a lot of scriptwriters?

Yes.

This is actually better.

We're in a corner room,

so we can focus.

And the talent managers don't come here,

so we'll be left alone to focus.

Those are all talent managers.

I-na.

I love how it's next to the smoking area

and there are no bugs.

We're so close to the bathroom too.

I'll make sure we move somewhere far away

from cigarette smoke and bathrooms.

-Let's make our next show a hit, okay?

-Yeah.

I suddenly had an idea yesterday.

All right, check this out.

Lots of celebrities live on Jeju Island.

We could get some to Seoul

and compare their lives in the two places.

Like coming back to the city.

What do you think?

Seoul Check-In.

What?

I think Director Kim Tae-h*

already did that with Lee Hyo-ri.

Hey, mine would feature more people.

He only had Lee Hyo-ri.

Oh, it looked like Kim Jeong-heon

was looking for a new show to host.

He wants to try something new.

Oh, Kim Jeong-heon?

If we could cast him,

the show would be a hit for sure.

Right?

He's not even that funny.

No, he's really hot right now.

I actually know his manager.

Should I ask about his schedule?

I have an awards ceremony today.

Oh. Did you win an award?

I'm going so I win one in the future.

All the celebs will be there.

I'll go hook them all in. Sparta!

Ooh, ooh!

I-na, you said you'd say it together.

Ooh, ooh.

No freaking way.

Oh, my gosh.

Hello? Hi, Mr. Kang.

You know, we were just talking

about Mr. Kim Jeong-heon.

Here she comes. You look fabulous!

All right. Thank you. Thank you, GVAN.

Now, please welcome Kim Jeong-heon.

It's like the David statue

has come to life.

Doesn't he look dashing?

Look over here, please.

Please look to your left too.

-That's cute.

-Over here!

-Okay. Thank you, Jeong-heon.

-Thank you.

All right.

This is a gift from Chairman Park Pil-gu

of Joa Tasty Rice.

Jeong-heon, I'm a big fan.

Oh, thank you.

Thank you for the gift.

Come on.

A rice cooker?

Hang on.

Please take some pictures!

-I love Joa Tasty Rice!

-He looks stunning holding a rice cooker.

Over here, please!

Yes!

-Please look over here.

-I love it!

Isn't he the best? All right.

And look, he's very strong too.

Of course. Thank you, Jeong-heon.

Thank you.

You're not here to sh**t an ad.

How embarrassing.

Isn't embarrassment

better than losing a commercial?

I lost my old rice cooker commercial,

so I just got myself a new one.

Joa Tasty Rice!

Hey, Hyeong-taek. Did you find out?

A different show?

Okay.

No, it's nothing.

I'll call you later. Bye.

Was that Mr. Kang? What is it?

Well, kind of.

"Kind of"?

You're acting suspiciously again.

Can I go in now?

-Yes, go ahead.

-Thank you.

No, I haven't met Hey Meeny Miny Poe yet.

You still haven't met her yet?

-No.

-All right.

That's Lee Jeong-un.

Hello.

Sol, I just saw Lee Jeong-un.

You don't know him?

Anyway, I'll go inside

and look for her, okay?

I'll call you later, honey. Bye.

Hey. This event is hosted by our company,

and the higher-ups are paying attention.

If you do a good job here, I'm sure

Mr. Kim will give you another chance.

Try not to be nervous.

God, I'm so nervous. Aren't you nervous?

Not at all.

Wow, impressive.

On Woo-ju.

It's been a long time.

You're right.

You look good.

-Are you--

-Ms. On Woo-ju?

Oh.

This is Director Ma Mi-ra.

I'm Ma Mi-ra.

Are you close with Jeong-heon?

No.

Please excuse me.

Mr. Song Ki-baek.

What are you doing here?

Oh, I am hosting the ceremony.

Oh.

Song Ki-baek?

I heard you became an anchor.

Good to see you. How have you been?

Hey.

Ji-hu, I've got to go change.

I'll catch you later.

All right.

Wait, Woo-ju.

Jeong-heon. I'm a fan.

Can we take a picture?

-Thank you.

-Sure.

Awesome.

THE 1ST KOREA BRAND AWARDS

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

I thank you for your creation

and cultivation of world-leading brands

that represent Korea

in various fields of business.

It's such an honor to host

the first Korea Brand Awards.

I am Anchor Song Ki-baek of JBC.

HOTTEST ICON OF THE YEAR

And now, we move on to the award

for the Hottest Icon of the Year.

Here to present is Chairman Park Seong-jae

of Toto Olleh Chicken.

Please welcome him with a big hand.

TOTO OLLEH

1 MILLION WON GIFT CERTIFICATE

Now, let's find out

who the nominees are.

ONLINE SECTOR

HOTTEST ICON OF THE YEAR

Ki-baek, your face looks a bit oily,

so let's put some powder on it.

You guys are doing this because

I'm nice to you and do what you ask me to.

Today, I'm a bit…

These are the nominees

for the Hottest Icon of the Year.

With the rise of K-content

to new heights this year,

the competition is expected

to be extremely fierce.

Who will win this award?

It's pretty obvious.

What?

Who will win this fierce competition

and claim this honorable award?

Only one of the nominees

is here tonight.

For a small awards show like this,

only the winners show up.

The winner is Park Se-mi. Congratulations.

Park Se-mi is a comedian

who's widely known as Seo-jun's mom,

who is a character she plays

on her beloved YouTube channel.

Congratulations on your award again.

I'm sure you didn't give me this award

just because I'm the only one present.

Ki-baek, what are you doing?

You're ad-libbing too much.

Ad-libbing? Are you kidding?

What did you just say?

No, no.

Mr. Song, are you all right?

I don't think I can do this anymore.

What?

Mr. Song. Please go back up onstage.

I'm in no condition

to host the show right now.

Stop talking nonsense and get up there.

-No, but--

-Just go.

-Get up there.

-No, I really--

Ki-baek is going back onstage.

Stand by.

This is insulting.

-Seriously.

-Oh, my word.

All right. Let's move on

to the next award.

The next category is

Best Sports-Entertainer of the Year.

Boy, this is the 19th award already.

I'll be presenting the award myself.

This is not a major award, so…

Kim Seung-hyeon, congratulations.

BEST SPORTS-ENTERTAINER

OF THE YEAR

Let's give him a big round of applause.

I have a lot of people to thank.

-Heo Su-min of Ungok Entertainment.

-Tell him to keep it short.

Lee Jae-yong--

Oh, the staff just asked to make

the speech short and straightforward,

but you're the ones

who decided to present 19 awards.

Feel free to finish.

Director Kim Hong-jun,

Manager Choi Ja-yeong,

Director Kim Geun-u, Director Lee Eun-ha,

Manager Kim Seon-jun, CEO Jang Ji-yeon

of Hair Boutique Gangnam--

That's going to take forever.

Why does everyone thank

such a long list of people?

If you want to thank someone,

do it whenever you can.

I'll keep working hard. Thank you.

Congratulations!

Congratulations!

Unbelievable.

Carry on.

There's still an award left.

Best Actor of the Year.

Presenting the award is

Chairman Park Pil-gu of Joa Tasty Rice.

Let's welcome him with a big hand.

BEST ACTOR OF THE YEAR

Greetings. Well, may I announce…

Right, okay.

I'll announce the winner then.

The first Korea Brand Awards.

Best Actor of the Year goes

to Lee Jeong-un. Congratulations.

Let's give it up for him. Congratulations.

Lee Jeong-un came back from

a long hiatus to play Kim Man-h*,

the drug king who dominates the world

of darkness, in last year's film Junkers.

Ironically, the reason he went on hiatus

was because of his alleged drug use.

Drugs became his downfall

and his redemption.

He's the true drug king of our time.

I'm sorry!

Ki-baek.

Song Ki-baek!

Hey!

-What?

-Hey, are you okay?

Oh, Mr. Kim.

Things could've gone

a lot worse, you know.

Mr. Kim. I'm sorry.

Come on, it's okay.

You just messed up

a stupid awards show. It's not a big deal.

Don't let something like this

get you down.

Go back to how you were earlier.

Sir?

You had a lot of nerve

running your mouth like that.

I…

-Go ahead and say whatever you want.

-No, I…

I can always find another news anchor.

What's the point of good qualifications,

a good family, and a nice image?

It's all meaningless.

They're all fake.

Mom.

What are you doing here?

What does it look like?

I'm working, of course.

I've got to earn every penny I can.

Am I right?

Sweetheart, I know you've had a long day.

Mom.

My perfect son.

You did nothing wrong, okay?

It's not like you hit or k*lled someone.

You said a few things

that were on your mind.

What's wrong with that?

Just lie to people again, honey.

You're good at that.

You have to keep pretending

like we don't exist

and continue living a facade

as the perfect Song Ki-baek

so we can sponge off you forever. Right?

Mom.

I thought his family was well-off.

I heard you'd make the finance section

if your house were to be revealed.

They say he comes

from a powerful family.

So he's not the prince but the pauper.

Says who?

You're the ones who created my image.

It takes skills to build a good image!

He's been acting like he's got it all

and like he's a good person.

Man, it's unbelievable.

It's all been complete lies.

I have to ask him for money today.

Can I ask for just another 100,000 won?

Let's sit down and talk.

Huh? What… What's that?

What?

Huh?

What happened?

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Song Ki-baek is being penalized.

You know, I'm worried.

About what?

About Song Ki-baek.

What if something really

happened to him in that accident?

What accident?

On Woo-ju.

Oh, Ms. Chae. It's been a while.

Hi.

What's going on?

Well, I was just in the neighborhood,

and I thought I'd stop by

your mom's hair salon.

Go play with your grandma, okay?

Go ahead, Yeon.

-Bye.

-Bye.

Want to grab a coffee?

I sent Yeon away

because I thought you'd do this.

Let's go.

Just leave. I have somewhere to be.

I sent her away

because I didn't want to embarrass you.

Goodbye.

What?

What's going on?

Oh…

Don't you get clingy too, Beep Beep.

God, this is embarrassing.

Embarrassing? I love this car.

Why is it embarrassing?

It's a used car for one thing,

and I spent the money

I saved for your birthday gift.

That's what makes it more meaningful.

That means I own a small part of it.

Oh, this is great.

Now you don't have to stay all night

at bus terminals to make morning shoots,

and you have a place to be

when you're on standby.

And we can go somewhere far together.

That's right.

Please keep him safe, Beep Beep. Okay?

You named it Beep Beep?

Yeah, Beep Beep.

It's the assistant director.

Hello, sir.

Oh, I'm on my way now. Yes.

Sorry? Liquid painkiller?

I don't have a liquid painkiller.

Oh, no. I'll get you one.

Yes. Don't worry. Bye.

We're in the middle of nowhere.

How are we going to find a pharmacy?

Ta-da!

There's a pharmacy right here.

How do you…

What, never been bitten

by mosquitoes at a sh**t?

Oh, Jeong-heon. Stop!

What? Oh!

TASTY DUMPLINGS AND STEAMED BUNS

Hello. Could I have a box of steamed buns?

-All right.

-Thank you.

Sure, please enjoy.

Are you hungry?

The FDs accidentally sat on a bag of buns

they were going to use,

and Yeong-gyu saw it.

He's refusing to eat them.

But how did you even catch that?

Wow. It's insane how quickly you think.

They call me the super rookie

for a reason.

Let's go.

Come on, let's go.

It can be described as disinhibition.

The lesion in your brain has caused

emotional dysregulation

and personality changes

similar to symptoms of dementia.

But there's no danger to your life.

Nonetheless, considering your job,

being unable to control the things you say

could be a challenging issue for you.

Hey. How are you?

Move out of the apartment?

It's a little unexpected.

You're moving back next month?

You said I could stay

as long as I wanted.

I mean…

I don't have money

to get a place right now.

It's your apartment.

You can do whatever you want with it.

Your car is fine too.

Listen, I have to go.

Min-gu, all the locations

on your list looked great.

The Fishermen and the Country shot there.

They said it was amazing.

I should've come with you.

I'm really sorry, Woo-ju.

Don't worry about it.

I can check out these locations by myself.

I'll talk to you later. Bye.

-Okay.

-Bye.

Wow, this place looks fantastic.

Hey, isn't this nice?

Aren't you glad you came?

It's nice.

It took me a lot of effort to join

The Fishermen and the Country, you know.

I should practice my fishing technique.

That rock is a good fishing spot.

Yeah?

There are a lot of things I want to ask,

but we're here to have fun today,

so let's do that.

Talk to me when you're ready.

Yeah.

I'll catch you some black sea bream.

FISHING EXPERIENCE

Oh, you're adorable.

This is supposed to be a good spot,

so why can't I catch a single minnow?

Even the god of the sea

couldn't get you one.

Minnows live in freshwater,

not in the ocean.

Touché. Fishing is all about waiting.

Aren't you supposed to be

the symbol of patience?

Don't be ridiculous.

Symbol of patience, my a*s.

You've been acting strange!

You've changed. You know that?

I'm going to go get something to drink.

My butt's too sore to sit here.

He's so touchy these days.

-Thank you.

-Bye.

Seriously, I'm not getting any bites.

Hi, honey.

What? But she was fine until this morning.

Damn it. Okay.

I'll be there as soon as I can.

Good God.

Damn it, I should've worn sneakers.

Thank you for your cooperation.

I'll be in touch.

Huh? What?

Isn't that Song Ki-baek?

What's he doing over there alone?

Everything isn't over yet, right?

Maybe it's already over.

What is the matter with you, Ki-baek?

What did I do

to deserve something like this?

I've worked so hard to get here.

Huh?

Man, it's so damn beautiful.

I'm really scared here.

What's he doing up there?

Mr. Song Ki-baek!

Boy, now I'm even hearing things.

Hey, stop! Stop!

Huh? Ms. On?

Just calm down and get down here.

I know it's hard, but don't do this!

Wait, what are you doing here?

Everything is going to be okay.

Come down here. Come on!

Did you follow me here? Why?

Why are you coming up here?

I know you're stronger

than this, Mr. Song!

Don't come up here! It's dangerous!

If you're feeling upset about something,

talk to me.

I'll listen, okay?

Listen to what? I told you.

I'm not entirely fine!

This is driving me crazy.

Why are you doing this?

Stop talking to me!

This wouldn't have happened

if I hadn't met you.

Why do you keep showing up in front of me?

I said, don't come up here!

Don't! Oh.

Don't come near me. Just don't, okay?

Look, Mr. Song. Calm down. It's dangerous!

-Get out of my sight!

-You'll fall!

Oh, for God's sake.

Why would you follow me here?

Oh, no! Don't move!

Don't come near me!

Get out of my sight!

You'll fall!

FRANKLY SPEAKING

Have you gone totally insane? Get a grip!

Help!

When I see your face,

I get this strong feeling of…

I feel better now.

Ms. On, I hear you're having a hard time.

Hey. Could you help me, please?

I'm genuinely interested

in your new show as a show host.

Just go. I'm not interested.

I have a problem staying calm.

Who invited Song Ki-baek here?

This is just embarrassing.

What if the switch turns on

when I'm at work?

You came to work? You've got thick skin.

The switch is turned on, isn't it?

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

Welcome to JBC News.

Aren't you scared?

My mom said there's a shark in there.

There's no shark.

Your mom lied so you wouldn't spend

too much time in cold water.

Also, when you grow up,

things like sharks don't scare you.

What scares you is life.

-Cold, isn't it?

-No, it's not cold at all.

You're lying.

I'm not lying.

Aren't you cold?

Nope.

Are you the kind of grown-up

who never lies?

Somehow, that's what I've become.

Oh, it's really quiet.

That's cool.

It's not cool. It's ruining me.

People might say it's cool.

Or that it's satisfying without realizing

how it's completely messing up my life.

Hey, can we be friends?

I have a feeling something fun will happen

if I'm with you.

I'm not sure.