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Lot 24 the Rental (2024)

Pop Goes the Weasel?! Thriller & Mystery Movie Collection.
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Lot 24 the Rental (2024)

Post by bunniefuu »

I am, I am somebody

I am, I am somebody

I am, I am somebody

Somebody to me

sh**t to my soul

Well, everywhere else is booked.

Looks like we're stuck with

each other for the next week.

That's crap. That's total crap, man.

I don't even know you.

For this arrangement to work,

we need to assign a leader and a follower.

What the? There's only two of us.

There has to be one

leader, one follower.

Dude, I'm not an idiot.

Shh. I think

he's finally asleep.

This is an odd one.

Like I was saying, he belongs with us.

Blue pill all day, baby.

Like heck he

does. He's a red pill baby.

He made the wrong choice.

I am getting this one.

He did take my pill,

so he's already technically mine.

Isn't that right, Lance?

All you see me with

is future millionaires

All I see you with, a million squares

They know that we the new team

New money right now,

that's our new theme

And we don't do normal, we do supreme

And I save it all up like a right wing

50 racks, that's a

conversation

Guard to my left and

right, that's a combination

Oh boy, oh boy,

In the seat next to Jerry,

keeping up with the Joneses

Ranch dressing.

At Lot 24

We score to go to w*r

The one thing we know for

sure is hardcore

What's that coming down the corridor?

You scared less, we scared more

At Lot 24, we score to go to w*r

The one thing we know for

sure is hardcore

What's that coming down the corridor?

You scared less, we

scared more at Lot 24

Yo, there's a w*r

going on inside my mind

Slide and collide with thoughts

so vivid, they seem alive

Who better? Mall storyteller,

you sit and watch

Dogs then big top on

the court, nice hops

Watch Lot 24 nonstop

Like the lady on the block

Who used to tell the kids

to watch for the cops

No blood, no,

no predictable prize

Just head twist, but sh**t

up the scene

At Lot 24, we score to go to w*r

The one thing we know for

sure is hardcore

What's that coming down the corridor?

You scared less, we scared more

At Lot 24, we score to go to w*r

The one thing we know for

sure is hardcore

What's that coming down the corridor?

You scared less, we

scared more at Lot 24

Yeah, it's about to get creepy

I hope you ain't getting sleepy

TV got different characters within me

Remember me?

Used to rock with

Now you just watch out

Lot 24,

Somebody screams the

late night fight scene

The scene's my dream team

, we bring

the Lot 24

At Lot 24, we score to go to w*r

The one thing we know for

sure is hardcore

What's that coming down the corridor?

You scared less, we scared more

At Lot 24, we score to go to w*r

The one thing we know for

sure is hardcore

What's that coming down the corridor?

You scared less, we

scared more at Lot 24

It's not fair.

This is not fair.

It's just not fair.

What in life is?

Choosing if I get to choose or not.

That's one way to see it.

Look, you took the pill,

you made the wrong choice.

How can I make the wrong decision

when I don't know what I'm choosing?

Look, no need to

cry now. It is what it is.

What if I chose different?

Then we would have

a different outcome, dear.

Now, wouldn't we?

I'm not so sure.

Hey babe, how are you?

Oh, hi hun. I hear you're out walking?

Yeah, my daily walk.

Would you please be quiet?

- I don't know.

- I can't make any promises.

So how are things?

I'm all right.

Have you been sleeping?

A little. I've had

a lot of distractions.

What type of distractions?

You know, the regular stuff.

Are you hearing voices again?

Will you stop following me?

Who's following you?

How can I stop

when I'm in your head?

Jen? Is everything okay?

Yeah, everything's

fine. Everything's fine.

It's just my Instagram.

Some old high school

friend keeps following me

and I can't seem to get rid of him.

Well, if you need me

to send a threatening DM,

you know I can.

I mean, I do have a law degree.

No, I can handle it.

Did you take anything?

You know, you never like to take anything.

I guess you could say that.

Well, did it work?

Well, that's the question, isn't it?

Well, I mean, did you get some sleep?

I think so.

I'm not sure.

I'll be home in a couple days,

so if you need anything, just let me know.

By the way, did you talk to him?

To who?

Come on, Jen. We can't keep doing this.

Oh. Oh, you mean Lance? Of course I did.

He's gonna be staying

at my rental this week.

Mm. Really?

Yeah. It's just a couple

of days. I need a renter.

So he couldn't rent nowhere else, huh?

Not now, Tom.

You just had to help him out.

It's my job.

Just make sure it is a job.

Jen, you don't owe him anything.

I'll talk to you when you get back.

Get rid of me, huh?

That's the plan.

Careful what you wish for.

0-3-0-3.

Huh?

0-3-0-3.

What?

0-3-0-3.

3-0-3-0.

Get out of these wet clothes.

Geez.

All right.

Time to get to work.

You gotta do it, you just gotta do it

You gotta do it, you just gotta do it

You gotta do it, you just gotta

You, you, you gotta do

it, you just gotta do it

You gotta do it, oh,

you just gotta do it

You gotta do it, you just gotta do it

You gotta do it, whatever it takes, oh

You gotta do it, yeah, yeah, yeah

'Cause you don't wanna be in a rush

You gotta do it, yeah, yeah, yeah

'Cause all we got is us

You gotta do it

It's Friday, everybody

put your hands up

For me, yeah, be proud and stand up

It's your night, life can be so rough

Just let it go, let it go, go, go

What about you? I've

never seen a rock so tiny.

You sure you're not a pebble?

I am a small rock. Say

it with me, roca pequea.

And you are pretty dim for a star.

Don't go there. It's

a hereditary condition.

I'm exceptionally bright on the inside.

Well, when you can't

sleep, you might as well eat.

- Dude.

- Yo, what's up, man?

Can I use the restroom?

I've been walking around for 10 minutes

trying to find this address.

Man, who are you?

Bathroom is over-

Wrong with this guy?

Ah, this place is dope.

What do you do for a living?

How did you get here

with my order so fast?

Your restaurant was really close.

Hell, did they cook it?

Look, if you don't

want it, I'll take it.

No man, it's all good.

Just been a little irritable.

Yeah, you look wasted, my boy.

Not wasted in terms of

wasted, just sleep deprived.

I once knew a guy who

didn't sleep for like 15 days.

Now, how'd that turn out?

Oh, he started to

hallucinate. See stuff?

Yeah.

Okay. All right.

How long has it been since you slept?

You know, a few days.

Has it more than four?

I mean, yeah, something like that.

Lance, do you wanna sleep?

Oh, what you just say?

I said do you wanna sleep?

No, you said my name.

How did you know my name?

- Man, I don't know your name.

- No, you said my name.

How did you know my name?

It was on your food order.

Man, you tripping, bro.

Aight. Yo, you know what? You right.

It's been a long, you

know, four or five days.

I'm sorry, man.

Look, I've been there before.

If you want to sleep,

and sleep well,

take this.

Dude,

I'm supposed to take a

pill outta your pocket?

Where they do that at?

My bad, man.

I mean, if you don't need it,

it's your decision.

I mean, what do you call it?

Call it SleepyasF 'cause

that's kinda what it does.

It also cures that thing you do.

- What thing is that?

- Oh, Lance.

If we're gonna be friends, you

gotta stop with those games.

No, man. I'm not trying to be friends.

Yes, you do.

No, I don't. Just trying to figure out

what thing you talking about.

That twice thing, repeat

thing, thing you do.

You ordered just in time.

We were gonna close in five minutes.

I hope you enjoy those wings.

Ranch up, mother sucker.

Five to four to three to two to one

When my DJ go off, it's like a g*n

Turntable to clip

when he spins b*ll*ts

What up? What up? What up, son?

Okay.

Close my eyes, fall to sleep

You should see what I dream

I'm a pirate, tall and strong

I can daydream all day long

I can be anything

When I sleep

Traveling is k*lling me.

Man, let me get my.

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

Please Mr. Man, don't,

don't take my life

Please Mr. Man, don't,

don't take my life

Please Mr. Man, don't,

don't take my life

Don't take my life

Don't, don't take my life

Please Mr. Man, don't,

don't take my life

Please Mr. Man, don't,

don't take my life

Please Mr. Man, don't,

don't take my life

Don't take my life

Don't, don't take my life

Please Mr. Man, don't,

don't take my life

Please Mr. Man, don't,

don't take my life

Please Mr. Man, don't,

don't take my life

Don't take my life

Don't, don't take my life

Mm. Oh, this is pretty nice. Wow.

And impressive.

What's this?

"Conclusion is simply the place

where you got tired of thinking."

Must be tripping.

What's all this stuff?

"Make the right choice

every time if you can."

Something going on. That's crazy.

Ugh. "And the winner is...

choose one."

It's a lot of crazy stuff in here.

Impressed.

- Hello?

- Hey babe. How's your day?

Eh. It is what it is.

Yeah, well, I just

wanted to let you know

that you're the best.

- I know.

- You know, huh?

Yeah. Well, let's just say

your ex didn't necessarily raise the bar.

Plus I don't understand

why you gotta be his therapist anyway.

I mean, how can you help his mental health

when you guys can't even

make it as a couple?

I'm not having this

discussion right now, Tom.

I told you, he has two more

treatments and then it's over.

I promise.

Okay. Well, I miss you.

I miss you too. We'll talk soon.

What's up?

So, did you get settled in okay?

After a few obstacles,

I was able to accomplish the mission.

The mission? Really Lance?

It's a rental. It's not that difficult.

You know how I'm feeling.

Why are you always minimizing sh*t?

I'm not minimizing anything.

Sometimes you make things more difficult

than they need to be.

Really? That's how you see this?

Look, I'm not talking the voices.

I'm just saying in general.

Sometimes you make things more difficult.

You see the worst in everything.

The worst, huh?

Did I see the negative in you?

Listen, just because you don't

have a voice in your head

, don't hate.

Look, have you been sleeping?

Nope.

And what kind of pill is it anyway?

I told you, it's a pill

that'll help you sleep

and stay asleep.

Yeah. Well, have you ever took one?

No,

but I've heard wonderful

things from my clients.

They say it takes you to another world.

Another world, huh?

Why is it blue?

Lance, the pill is blue.

Yeah. Well, I'm not

really into taking pills.

Well, you have to take something.

If you don't, you might collapse.

Collapsing might not be a bad thing.

Are you still hearing the conversations?

What you call a conversation?

Are you still hearing

your inner thoughts?

Listen, I know we only

have, like, two sessions left.

I'm good if you are. We can end this now.

Lance, I care about your

mental health and well being.

Just because we failed

in our relationship,

doesn't mean we will fail at

overcoming your struggles.

Struggles?

Is that the technical term?

Hell. Thought I was just sh*t-faced

because I couldn't sleep.

And yes, I still do hear my inner mother.

Well, is it getting better?

Listen, I'm just not feeling this.

It's starting to feel like it's charity.

You know you've moved on. It's all good.

Our personal life has nothing to do

with my commitment to

you as your therapist.

We were patient and doctor first.

See, this is exactly what

I don't need, charity talk.

Not feeling it.

Lance, are you still there? Lance?

I'm sorry. I was in deep thought.

No, I'm not doing okay.

It's the same wash, repeat,

wash and keep it going.

Look, if it ever gets to be too much,

you can always call me.

So what? You and Tom can

come over and rub my back

and say it's gonna be better.

This has nothing to do with Tom.

This has everything to do with you and me.

Now, when was the last time you slept?

I don't know. About five days.

Five days. My God, Lance,

this is worse than I thought.

You need to get some sleep. Take the pill.

If you don't, you know

what happened last time.

Well, I just don't like the feeling.

But you like the

feeling of being a zombie?

Take the pill.

Yeah. Well, I'll think about it.

Listen, can we just meet for

our last session tomorrow

and just kind of get it over with?

I just want it to be over.

Sure. I'll stop by the rental tomorrow.

We can do it in person.

No, I prefer it over the phone.

Sure. I'll call you.

Just take the pill, get some sleep,

and I'll check on you

tomorrow for our last session.

Yeah. Well, I just can't wait.

Close my eyes, fall to sleep

You should see what I dream

I'm a pirate, tall and strong

I can daydream all day long

I can be anything

When I sleep

Oh my goodness.

For God sakes, Lance,

where have you been?

Ah, I'm sorry.

I forgot.

You look like you haven't slept in days.

You don't even remember

we were supposed to meet

this morning, do you?

I can't keep covering for you.

This is the fourth meeting

you've missed this month.

Four?

Really? Four?

Look, I like you, but

you're putting me on the line.

Yeah, I'm sorry, man.

Yeah. So I wanted to talk

to you about that last exam.

Oh, Cincinnati? Yeah. I

thought that was a good exam.

Yeah, you thought so.

Well, the firm president told me

you fell asleep in your own presentation.

Oh, that. I was just a

little jet lagged. That's all.

Lance, the exam was on Monday

and you showed up on Wednesday.

See what had happened was-

Take a look at yourself.

You're falling apart.

You need some sleep.

I can't have you out here

representing the company

and you missing meetings.

Yeah. Yeah, you right. I'm sorry.

It will never happen again.

I'm gonna get some sleep

tonight. I promise.

I know you'll get some sleep

because as of right now,

you are on short-term leave.

So get yourself some rest

and come back ready to work.

No, we don't need to do all of that.

I'm good. You know, I'm good.

This is not a joint decision.

Are we on the same page?

Yeah, we're on the same page.

Get yourself some sleep please, sir,

before I have to fire you.

I know what you thinking.

I don't always move on,

but when I do, I don't.

You looking to get some

good sleep, try SleepyasF.

I use it every day.

When I haven't slept in four days,

I take SleepyasF.

The blue pill is the deal.

Whenever I need a good night's sleep,

there's only one thing for me, SleepyasF.

Never in a million years

How did we both get here?

I thought that you went away

But in front of me you stand today

Never in a million years

Are you okay?

Yeah. Yeah, I think so.

Just a little confused.

In a galaxy far away

You look awful.

There you go.

Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Did you take the pill?

I did.

And?

Well, I'm sitting here talking

to you instead of sleeping.

Well, I tried to call you

earlier, but you didn't answer.

Yeah, I think I was sleeping.

Asleep? You finally fell asleep?

Well, after the pill,

it was kind of weird.

What do you mean?

Well, I took the pill

at 8:00 PM last night

and I'm just getting up.

So yeah, I was somewhere.

Lance, I worry about you

with the voices in your head

and the sleep deprivation.

It's all too much.

So much you had to leave

me in my time of need?

You left me with no

choice. You were losing it.

I told you I could control the voices.

You just didn't believe me.

You made me choose.

Yeah. Well, you made the wrong choice.

Fine. For our last session,

why don't you just tell

me how you're feeling

since you finally got some sleep?

That's crap! That's total

crap! I don't even know you!

What do you mean you

don't know me? Lance?

For this arrangement to work,

we need to assign a leader and a follower.

Did you take the pill?

That's right.

One leader, one follower.

And what about you? I

never seen a rock so tiny.

Are you sure you're not a pebble?

I am a small rock. Say

it with me, roca pequea.

Oh!

- Oh!

My goodness, you look a mess.

I've been better.

Yo, I gotta tell you something.

Can you tell me from right here?

Nah, man. Let me in.

So what's going on? What's the problem?

Did you take the pill

I gave you yesterday?

The sleeping pill? Of course I did.

I mean, you said it was okay to take.

What's the problem?

Oh, it's nothing.

What do you mean it's nothing?

Nothing.

Trust me, I hate anxiety so much.

Get to the point.

I gave you a trial anxiety pill

a friend of mine got off Amazon.

- You did what?

- Oh, I know, I know.

I'm sorry.

It's just I didn't know how you felt

and I just wanted to help.

Why does everybody

keep saying how I feel?

He bought it for me offline and

I felt like you could use it more.

So what's the big deal?

It's a natural anxiety pill, right?

Have you seen strange stuff?

Define strange.

Well, have you seen Rock and Star?

They're not real. It's a cartoon.

Lance,

poor Lance.

Have you made a choice?

A small rock from the earth

and a dim star from the galaxies

book the same vacation

rental in the middle realm,

the midpoint between their homes.

The middle realm is in high demand.

So all other rentals have bingo.

What I think is happening is

they're inside of our heads.

Rock and Star, the cartoon?

Yeah. Like they're fighting over us.

Fighting for what?

They're not real. It's a cartoon.

Did it feel real?

It did.

Well, then it was real.

Anyways, if I had to pick

between the small one

or the tall one, I'd pick the

tall one. He's more refined.

I mean, the small rock seems cool.

I think he's shady though.

Personally, I think the star is better.

Better at what?

His delivery, of course

- Delivery of what?

- His lines.

Think about it.

All the rock wants to do

is eat ranch dressing in his bedroom.

The star? Oh, that's the real star.

What are you talking about?

Ranch up, b*tch.

Lance!

Good day, sir. I don't mean to intrude,

but I have some wonderful

news to share with you

about our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.

Listen man, it's been a long

night. Maybe some other time.

Our Lord believes there is

no better time than now, sir.

I'm just getting up.

I'm in no condition to talk.

Please, sir. I just need one minute.

Thank you so much, sir.

What is it that you do for a living?

Yeah. Yeah. It's a rental.

I work remote or was working remote.

So what happened? You couldn't cut it?

Well, doesn't take a

saint to see a failure,

but worry not, my son.

For through Him you can be saved

by the power of Jesus Christ.

Oh yeah?

Yes. In fact, it is Rock who recommended

that I stop by and check on you.

Rock? The cartoon character, Rock?

Roca pequea, the one and the only.

How did you know about this?

We had a lengthy conversation.

He was understandably very concerned.

He told me about your

struggles with sleeping,

how they're affecting your judgment.

And it seems now it's affecting

your ability to choose.

What do you mean 'choose'?

Don't you remember?

And the winner is...

you have to choose one.

Choose one of what?

One of one.

What do you mean?

You obviously don't have a clue.

You just don't seem to get it.

They've been living in your

head rent free for years.

Are you okay?

I've been calling for two straight hours.

What's wrong? I'm coming to see you.

I'm losing it!

I'm losing it.

I'm losing it.

- It will be okay.

- I'll be there soon.

No.

I'm not your responsibility.

I will always be there for you.

Now take the pill and wait for Rock.

Wait, wait for who?

I've already took the pill.

I don't have another one.

Just wait for me. I'll

be there. I'll be there soon.

Just take the pill.

Listen, I don't have another

pill. I already took it.

Lance, take the damn pill.

Excuse me?

You heard me, you

pathetic piece of sh*t.

Take the pill.

I've already took the pill.

I don't have another one!

Well, this time

it won't work. He's mine.

Look, the red pill is the deal.

He's mine.

He's mine.

He's mine, I said.

He's always been mine.

Lance,

meeting's in five minutes.

Where you at?

Hello? Hello? Are you

still with me, Lance? Lance?

Close my eyes, fall to sleep

You should see what I dream

I'm a pirate, tall and strong

I can daydream all day long

I can be anything

When I sleep

Sorry, I didn't mean to scare you.

Ow. g*dd*mn, I finally got some sleep.

Really?

Yeah. Why do you care?

Caring's my job.

Get yourself together.

Jen,

thank you for coming to check up on me.

Sure.

Then what do you suggest that we do?

- We could just leave.

- And then what?

Maybe they'll go away.

They won't go away.

They're in our heads.

No, no.

We need to get Lance to take the red pill.

So you think if he takes both pills,

he'll be choosing both Rock and Star?

Right.

And then they'll have to decide.

You really think he can end this?

It's worth a shot.

What's worth a shot?

Hey, buddy. How's it going?

How are you feeling?

What shot?

Oh, you must be so tired.

You're hearing voices again.

Let's get you outta here.

No, I'm not really in

the mood for all of that.

What do you mean?

You've been cooped up

in here for 48 hours,

seeing things, hearing

voices, talking to cartoons.

I never told you about the cartoon.

Of course you did, silly.

You told me in our last session.

I don't recall us

having our last session.

Huh.

Well, you did.

You told me all about the

decision that you have to make.

- What decision?

- Just drink your water.

Let's go talk.

So is somebody going to

tell me what's going on, or?

What do you mean?

I overheard you two talking.

Look, do you wanna know the truth?

Yeah.

Seeing that

you're the responsible one,

I think you should tell the story.

So a while back I bought the rental

and there was something weird about it.

Like, something else was

living inside the house.

Tell him everything.

There's just one other small detail.

You see, during that time,

I was having problems, well, sleeping.

I didn't want you to think

that I wasn't capable of my job

just because of some sleep deprivation.

So it wasn't just me?

I mean, if you counting not sleeping

for four days a little thing.

What, four days? That's

crazy. What happened?

You know, anxiety. It just

doesn't let the mind slow down.

And?

And?

I just needed something

to quiet the noise.

Quiet the voices?

I just needed something

to distract my mind

so that I could sleep.

So I ordered some food and

along came delivery guy

with a pill.

Just to be clear, I was just

hired to deliver the pill,

so I didn't know at first.

So I was driving Uber. I picked

up these two strange dudes.

One super small guy, the

other one, super tall guy.

Wait, from the airport?

No, from the rental.

And they wanted to go to this diner.

And so?

So they noticed how tired I was

and offered me a strange

pill to help me sleep.

So I took the pill,

but I don't really remember

anything after that.

And then what happened?

What happened to all of us

when we took the pill.

I started to experience

the life of Rock and Star,

the cartoon.

And man, I got caught up just like you.

But I only took the blue pill.

Actually, I'm sorry Lance,

but you... I gave you the

red pill back at the house.

Why would you do that?

It's our only chance

of getting rid of them.

All right,

so the blue one is Rock's

and the red one is Star's,

and you took 'em both.

So you know how crazy

this sounds? Special pills.

We must all be sleepy as eff.

Not me. I had

some good sleep last night.

Well, I did.

So why are we here at this diner?

You seen them, right?

Who?

The animated characters?

Yeah.

They're not real.

I just been super tired. They're not real.

They are real. And you have to choose.

What am I choosing?

Well, like he said, we're not sure,

but we do know their back story.

- All right.

- It's gonna sound crazy,

but here it is.

A small rock from the earth

and a dim star from the galaxies

book the same vacation

rental in the middle realm,

the midpoint between their homes.

So now we're in the middle realm?

Look, we're just trying to help you out.

Oh. Oh yeah, you

helping me out, all right.

Look, they attach themselves

to people who are really

tired, with high anxiety,

and then they get into their mind.

So let me get this straight.

These pills that I took

allowed these so-called cartoon characters

access to my head?

Now he gets it.

But there's one twist.

Lemme guess, my head's

gonna explode in 15 minutes.

How'd you know?

No. Rock and Star are in the diner.

They wanna speak with you.

It's time to choose.

I am, I am somebody

I am, I am somebody

I am, I am somebody

Somebody to me

sh**t

All we got left is ranch dressing.

You're somebody to me

Jen?

Hi Lance.

Ranch up!

- Only ranch?

- What do you think, Lance?

Is only ranch good enough?

Who is that? Is that you, Rock?

You are animated characters.

What was in the pill?

Everything is in your mind.

What do you mean?

Now, let's not be hasty..

You can't have it

your way. You have to pick one.

I don't know what to do.

You don't have

all night. Choose one.

Choose or lose. I'm

giving you one last time.

- .

- You better do something.

I don't have to choose!

Lance, meeting's in five

minutes. Where you at?

A small rock from the earth

and a dim star from the galaxies

book the same vacation

rental in the middle realm,

the midpoint between their homes.

The middle realm is in high demand.

So all other rentals have bingo.

Well, everywhere else is booked.

Looks like we are stuck with

each other for the next week.

That's crap. That's total crap, man.

I don't even know you.

For this arrangement to work,

we need to assign a leader and a follower.

What the? There's only two of us.

That's right. One leader, one follower.

Dude, I'm not an idiot.

Your unchecked rage

indicates you are no leader.

What about you? I've

never seen a rock so tiny.

You sure you're not a pebble?

I am a small rock. Say

it with me, roca pequea.

And you are pretty dim for a star.

Don't go there. It's

a hereditary condition.

I'm exceptionally bright on the inside.

Tell 'em we close in five minutes,

and all we've got left is ranch dressing.

Hi guys. You heard the man.

It's ranch dressing,

then gets to steppin'.

You at least have some

veggies for dipping?

Carrots, celery?

Cut them into large pieces, please.

My friend here has a size complex.

Mm-hmm. All right,

what's the issue here?

We are stuck on a

vacation rental together.

One rock leader and a star follower

who is so dim.

- How dim is he?

- He is so dim,

I call him Uranus.

Ranch is up.

If you were my guy, you lucky

Thought you took a star

from the sky, you lucky

How you hit a home run

twice, don't touch me

Hope you understand I'm

the prize, you lucky

If you were my guy, you lucky

Thought you took a star

from the sky, you lucky

How you hit a home run

twice, don't touch me

Hope you understand I'm

the price, you lucky

when your

feet are on the ground

Dreamin' like you Micheal

and you gonna paint the town

Sign on my door that

says "No scrubs allowed"

Don't clown and mess around

I know that I'm that b*tch

and I will get what I deserve

I can show you

Just in case you haven't heard

Yes, I fell from heaven

and no, it didn't hurt

I'm diamonds, I got

If you were my guy, you lucky

Thought you took a star

from the sky, you lucky

How you hit a home run

twice, don't touch me

Hope you understand I'm

the prize, you lucky

If you were my guy, you lucky

Thought you took a star

from the sky, you lucky

How you hit a home run

twice, don't touch me

Hope you understand I'm

the prize, you lucky

Uh, uh, no I'm lucky,

to tell you the truth

Did some things I regret in the past

But you know from the jump,

I was with you

To be honest, you lucky

I found

'Cause I promise if

you think I'm lucky

I'll show you some reasons

on why that ain't true

If you were my guy, you lucky

Thought you took a star

from the sky, you lucky

How you hit a home run

twice, don't touch me

Hope you understand I'm

the prize, you lucky