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02x03 - Huachicoleros

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Bandidos". Aired: March 13, 2024 – present.*
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Mexican heist drama television series.

02x03 - Huachicoleros

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[tense music playing]

[Lilí] f*ck.

We need to move now.

- There's no way out.
- Wait, don't scorpions hate fire?

Where's your covid gel?

- Your damn hydrogel!
- Right pocket.

[Octavio] Hurry up.

[Leo] Damn creatures!

- [Citlali] Lighter!
- Here, take it.

[squeaking]

- It works.
- Yeah.

Great, now we just have
to stay here forever.

[bone crunches]

- No, stop that!
- With this, we can make torches.

- But this is a relic.
- [Octavio] Leo, give me your sleeves.

- Why mine and not yours?
- No sleeves.

Ah.

[flames roaring]

[scorpions squeaking]

Forgive us, Gonzalo.
We're desperate.

- Water.
- The first pocket.

No, it's weird.

[Miguel] What's
wrong with the water?

It's been raining all
night. It should be flooded.

They must have
built some drainage.

- We can follow the water.
- Let's all look on the floor!

[Octavio] The hydrogel
is burning off.

[Citlali] It's this way.

- Here! I can hear running water.
- [Lucas] Are you sure?

[Lilí] It's here.

Under the stone lid.

[Citlali] But how do we lift it?

Guys, the fire's going
out! Please hurry!

[Octavio] I'm breaking
that lid. Move it!

[Octavio grunts]

The Mayans, bro. It's groundwater. I
bet it flows into a well or something.

"Or something." [tuts]

[inaudible] Better
than scorpions, right?

- [Miguel audible] Go, go, go!
- [Citlali] Okay.

- [Octavio] Come on, jump down.
- [Miguel] Let's go! Hurry, hurry!

- [Citlali] Don't push me!
- [Lucas] It's tight.

- Leo…
- [Lucas] Get out first. I got your back.

[Miguel] Leo, let's go!

[birds chirping]

[groaning]

[coughing and groaning]

[relieved moaning]

- [Miguel] Are you okay?
- Yes.

Are you okay?

Is everyone okay?

Leo?

Leo?

Leo?

- [Leo] Help!
- Leo?

- [Lilí] Leo!
- [Leo grunts]

- Let's go. Come on.
- [Miguel] Leo?

Look, he's hurt!

- Leo, what's wrong?
- [Miguel] You okay?

- [Lilí] Leo, what's wrong?
- My leg.

- Your leg?
- [Leo] My leg!

The scorpion…

- m*therf*cker!
- Hey, hey, hey!

[Miguel] You need
to relax. Leo, Leo.

- Relax and breathe.
- Relax.

Hey, we need to move
him. We have to go now.

I have dexamethasone in the van.

[Octavio] I hate to be a bother,
but after what happened back there,

how are we supposed
to find the gold? Hmm?

Is there a riddle, a
map, some strange stone

that appears magically
in our adventures?

What the hell's the plan?

I'd love to be clear on
what the damn plan is!

- Let's save Leo, then figure out a plan.
- Sure, we'll talk about it later.

But don't forget that I was
rich until you were resurrected.

[uneasy music sting]

Guys, the van is missing.

[Citlali] They took it, dude!

[Lucas] Look, we can
follow the tire tracks.

[Miguel sighs wearily]

[Citlali] This
can't be happening.

- [muffled music]
- [indistinct chatter]

- [cheering]
- [bottles clinking]

[tense music playing]

Huachicoleros.

Gasoline thieves?

Fuel smugglers.

They're very dangerous.

Hey, maybe they can
repair our van, right?

- Or take us to the hospital?
- [Lilí tuts]

Yeah, maybe spot us some
beers and some tacos.

- We should get the van back.
- [Miguel] No, no, no, forget it.

They're gonna drain it
and scrap it for parts.

[sighs sadly] Sorry, Wilson.

[mystical music playing]

No problem at all.

You rode her till the end.

Besides, it's only a
material possession.

What's important
are the memories.

My most passionate moments
were inside that old van.

[music ends]

[Lilí] We'll have to
recover it by force.

- [g*n clicks]
- Hey, have you counted them?

- I've survived worse things.
- Like the plane?

For example. You never
asked how I landed it.

Wait, how'd you do it?

[rustling footsteps]

[weapons clicking]

[Citlali] Damn it.

[lively instrumental
music playing]

[music fades]

- [engine stops]
- [keys jingle]

[sighs]

[dog barking nearby]

["Una Cancion De Amor" by Andrea
Litkei & Ervin Litkei playing]

[disgusted groan]

[sighs]

[door closes]

[door rattling]

This stall is taken!

[Inés grunts]

[Inés grunts and gasps]

[grunting]

- [Inés grunts]
- [Mano groans]

- [Inés groans]
- [Mano grunts]

[Inés gasps and chokes]

[Inés chokes and grunts]

[Mano yells in disgust]

- [Mano splutters]
- [Inés grunts]

[Inés grunts]

[Inés grunts and yells]

[Inés yells]

[Inés grunts fiercely]

[gurgling]

[Mano gasps]

[gurgling]

[Inés yells]

[Inés grunts]

[glass smashes]

[Inés grunts and pants]

[tense music playing]

- [Inés] Hey!
- [engine starts]

No, no, no, no!

- Hey!
- [tires screech]

Hey! Hey!

- Hey, m*therf*cker!
- [g*nsh*t]

- m*therf*cker!
- [repeated g*nshots]

What the f*ck?

m*therf*cker!

["Oro" by Rubio playing]

Your partners lied to you.

What?

Los Bandidos.

They're lying to you.

[Ariel] No chance.

I know Miguel very well.

I'm always a step ahead.

Maybe so. Thing is,

you don't know Lilí.

You're always three
steps behind her.

What do you mean?

Moctezuma's gold isn't
really what they're after.

My father was one of the
foremost experts in jewelry.

Few people know this, but…

many gold pieces from The Sad Night
have appeared on the black market.

That gold is spent.

A large part of it, anyway.

[sighs] Then we are
only wasting our time.

Actually, there
was another piece.

A huge diamond, a unique piece,

glowing orange from the inside.

The Tear of Fire.

The most beautiful
diamond never uncovered.

I have never heard of a dia...

There's much you don't know.

[flesh tears]

[music fades]

- [fireworks whistling]
- [cheering]

[repeated explosions]

["El Fantasma" by Los Muchachos
and Virlán García playing]

- [fireworks continue]
- [lively chatter]

- [laughter]
- [bottles clinking]

[man chuckles]

This is the real party.

It's a birthday
celebration for Pepa.

[crowd cheering]

[fighters grunting]

[cheering]

[grunting]

- [cheering]
- [music ends]

[fighter whoops]

We brought you something, Pepa!

[crowd hollering]

[man] Who the hell is that?

[crowd whistling and shouting]

- [Pepa chuckles mockingly]
- [crowd clapping]

This one has big ears.

[crowd laughing]

And this one's got one
foot out the f*cking door!

Skin and bones.

- [Pepa grunts menacingly]
- [crowd booing]

An ugly, upright lizard face
that has teeth and bites.

- Grr!
- [crowd laughing]

What are you looking at?

[crowd murmuring]

Mmm!

- Such succulent muscles.
- [crowd whistling]

Call Pioja.

I'm sure he has two good
kidneys she'll buy from us.

- My friend needs a doctor.
- What?

You think I'm some… Mother
Teresa of "Colcutta" or what?

Calcutta.

- [g*n clicks]
- [crowd booing]

Take 'em all

and lock them away
in the prison cell.

Except for macho man.

He is going to entertain us
by fighting on my birthday!

[cheering and whistling]

["El Fantasma" resumes]

- [crowd cheering]
- [Pepa] Nina!

Come on, Nina.

[music ends]

[dogs barking and growling]

- [Citlali] I got him, I got him.
- Right here.

Place him here.

Hey.

- Slowly. I know.
- Slowly, slowly.

[Lilí] Watch his head.

They're gonna k*ll us
and sell our organs.

And they also took
my computer. Damn it!

- Really, Lucas? Not the time, dude.
- What? I had my video game in there.

And now they're
gonna k*ll us all.

Damn it. He's got a fever.

[crowd cheering and whistling]

[scattered booing]

I'm not going to fight.

[booing]

Really?

And to think I was considering
letting you go with all your friends.

[Pepa laughs mockingly]

[crowd whistling]

Well then,

that is if you can survive!

[Pepa laughing hysterically]

But take off your shirt. I
want to see those muscles.

[man] Hey, you heard the boss.

[Pepa] What are you waiting for?

[crowd chanting]

[crowd whistling]

[cheering]

Let the fight begin!

- [bell dings]
- [crowd cheering]

Take it easy.

[ragged breathing]

[sighs angrily] Damn!

Come on, you can't move.

Take my arm.

[distant laughter]

I wanna tell you
something about Paris.

What about Paris?

I did go.

Don't try to fix
it anymore, Lucas.

Seriously.

It's done.

I bought my plane ticket.

I waited for you there…
for a while and alone.

You were wearing a leather
jacket with studs that day.

[poignant music playing]

And a pair of tight jeans.

And your black platform boots
that matched your jacket.

[Citlali sighs]

I don't get it. Were
you spying on me or…?

Why didn't you come over?

I loved your aviator glasses.

You looked great.

Why didn't you tell
me that there, Lucas?

I didn't dare.

Lucas, I know all of
this may be new to you,

and it may be scary,

but it's scary to me too.

But I showed up.

As we agreed.

Can I do anything to fix it?

- No, stop.
- Anything.

- It's over, Lucas. Plus...
- Please. I'll do anything.

I'm with someone else.

Right.

Right.

[music fades]

[Pepa] Giddyap, horse!

[crowd cheering]

What the hell were you
b*stards trained for?

[man] Come on, little
b*tch. Fight me now!

Get up right now!

["Club Foot" by
Kasabian playing]

♪ One, take control of me? ♪

♪ You're messing
with the enemy ♪

♪ Said it's two,
it's another trick ♪

♪ It's taken all these
days to find ya ♪

♪ Na-na-na-na-na ♪

♪ Just wanted you near me ♪

[music fades]

[chatting and laughing]

[Citlali] This dude is
getting paler and paler, huh?

- He's working with the bad guys.
- I know that.

[tense music playing]

Rule number 11, remember?

They only let us escape because
they thought he was with them.

Look.

They've been torturing
him for months.

And who knows what else.

He'd never betray me.

You love him?

We basically became
adults together.

He fell asleep.
What should we do?

It's to help reduce the fever.

And to annoy him as well, no?

I hate you.

Don't let him fall asleep.

[tweeting and chirruping]

[quiet, enigmatic music playing]

I'M SORRY, MOM

[sighs softly]

Alex.

[emotional music playing]

[distant shouting]

[music ends]

[crowd whistling and cheering]

[lively music playing in arena]

What? What's going on?

- Nobody wants to fight him anymore.
- No one wants to fight?

- In that case, it's your turn.
- Me? No, I'm no use in a fight.

Ah. Be useful, then.

No, but I can find
you someone else.

[screaming and whistling]

I'll fight, boss.
I… I can go next.

Go on, then! Anyone else?

- [man 1] I'll go.
- [man 2] I'm next.

[rasping breath]

Miguel, he's not breathing.

- We need to puncture his lung.
- What?

Does anyone have a
pen? Something sharp?

Son of a b*tch. I found one.

Take it.

[shallow breathing]

Something for cutting?

Alex has it.

Miguel, are you sure?

He's in anaphylactic shock.

If I don't puncture
his lung, he'll die.

Grab him.

This is intense.

[Miguel breathes anxiously]

[grunts quietly]

[strained gasp]

[exhales]

[relieved sigh]

[Leo breathes steadily]

- [Miguel sighs]
- [Leo wheezes]

He's alive.

But not for long. He'll
die if we don't leave.

[Leo wheezes]

[ragged breathing]

[upbeat hip-hop music playing]

[Pepa] Choke him!

That's it! Choke him!
Choke him! Choke him!

[grunting]

[groaning]

[crowd booing]

[man] Just finish it!

[Octavio yells]

[whistling and cheering]

[man] Cheater!

Cheater!

[crowd shouting angrily]

[distant chatter]

[quiet, intriguing
music playing]

[lively chatter]

[laughter]

[phone dialing]

[ringing out]

[whispers] Canché.

I need your help.

[dogs barking]

[gate clatters]

- [Miguel] You good?
- [Octavio] Yeah, fine. I beat all of 'em.

[Citlali] Oh my God.

Yeah.

[inaudible] Did you
get beat up really bad?

[audible] You
should've seen them.

[Octavio chuckles]

Well then. I've done my part.

Now it's your turn.

[Octavio sighs]

All of that power,

yet no brains.

Did you think I was going
to let you off scot-free?

He's staying locked in
here with all of you.

Son of a b*tch!

Hey! We need a doctor.

Hey, you ugly sh*t!

Yeah, you, piece of sh*t.

My God, you're ugly.
You look like a troll.

Lilí, stop it!

Listen up, lizard face.

You want me to k*ll you here in
front of all your friends? Huh?

Actually, up close,
it's not a total loss.

[tense music playing]

Seriously?

You think this is
all a game to me?

Just give me ten minutes.

I'll make you the
belle of the ball.

In return, you only
have to save my friend.

[music ends]

I'm going to need makeup.

- [g*n clicks]
- [man] Here.

Here's all your stuff.

- Thank you.
- I took the suitcase.

Let's see, then.

It's important to know
that, in the wrong hands,

makeup can do more
harm than good.

Luckily for you, I am an expert.

[clears throat] What is
your skin care routine?

Sorry, your routine?
Your facial care routine?

You wash your face regularly?
Any tonic? Eye contour?

- [slurping]
- The eye contour is very important.

Do you even wash your damn face?

[clears throat]

[quirky music playing]

[belching]

[Pepa's stomach gurgling]

[Pepa belches loudly]

[blows air]

- Listen here, lizard.
- [gulps]

Make fun of me again, and we're
gonna see who ends up uglier, got it?

Anywhere but the face, please.

[Pepa laughs]

["Noche de Cumbia" by La
Mission Colombiana playing]

[blows air]

[sighs]

[tuts] Don't.

No. Smile.

[Pepa laughing]

Not bad.

Time to return the favor.

[Pepa chuckles]

[music fades]

[Miguel] He's not going
to last much longer.

[gate opens]

[sighs heavily]

- His pulse is too low.
- A doctor is coming to heal you.

Don't believe the crazy
b*tch. Just empty promises.

- Don't say that.
- [Leo wheezes]

I trust her.

[gate opens]

[mysterious music playing]

Why are you so afraid?

Identical to the
fuel trafficker.

She's my duality.

She's my twin sister.

Today is also my birthday.

But let's attend
to the sick man.

He needs epinephrine.

[sighs] I'm not
that kind of doctor.

[Lucas] Come on,
Miguel. She's a healer.

They call me Pachita.

And I'm also not a healer.

[eerie music sting]

I'm what you call
a linker of worlds.

A shaman.

Certified.

I've brought back many souls
from the brink of death,

but if you prefer, I can
just go back to my room.

No, please, please.
Do whatever it takes.

Then I'll need you to
stand back and let me work.

[Citlali] What?

You don't believe in this?

Or are you scared?

[mysterious, twinkling
music playing]

[splutters]

- No, stop it! What is this?
- Wait! Hold on.

- What's happening?
- [Miguel] She's accessing the Lattice.

- The lettuce?
- "Lattice."

Lattice, lattice. It's…

It's like… a fundamental
structure, like a mesh,

a perfectly symmetrical
energetic matrix.

- What?
- Uh… Like a hologram.

- What?
- [Citlali chuckles]

My mom once told me about a shaman who
can break up organs and remake them.

Exactly. They can
transform reality.

All of the venom
from the scorpion…

[sucking air]

- [inaudible] It's magical.
- Right, magical.

[twinkling music playing]

[Pachita grunts, then sighs]

[Pachita audible] A
scorpion from the cave.

You were lucky.

If it had been a small scorpion…
this one would be dead by now.

I was once stung by one.

And it was small.

Are you serious?

What happened to you?

- I survived.
- There's much wisdom in these communities.

- Sh!
- [Miguel] They even...

[quietly] My fault.

[sighs]

[Pachita] Well, my work
is done here, so I'm off.

[Lilí] Why isn't he waking up?

[Pachita] I don't
have that power.

I'm only a vehicle.

Gods are the givers
and takers of life.

- That so? I'm also a vehicle. High five.
- [Citlali] Lucas!

When will he wake up?

We wait. Be patient.

Then you're staying
here with us.

Let us wait, then.

[tense music playing]

[animated chatter nearby]

[man] You're not drunk, are you?

[suspenseful music playing]

[dog barking]

[Pachita coughs]

Pachita.

Where did you get the necklace?

It's not from this
region. It's Aztec.

My mom gave it to me.

And she got it from her mom.

It's been passed from
mothers to daughters

for generations and
will continue to do so.

- It's really beautiful.
- [Citlali] Mm-hmm.

Yeah, it is.

I know about it.

It belongs to the
treasure of Moctezuma.

[inhales sharply] Doubt it.

Our civilization was
enslaved by the Spaniards.

But a Mayan woman
paid for our freedom.

She gave this pendant to
my great-great-grandmother.

A woman?

Who was that woman?

[tense music playing]

Why are you here?

What are you looking
for in the jungle?

[Octavio] You answered a
question with another question.

Funny, isn't it?

[Pachita] Scorpions do
not sting for no reason.

You are bothering
the sacred gods.

- [Leo gasps]
- Oh my God.

[Leo wheezes] What happened?

- You're alive.
- Why are you looking at me?

[kissing continues]

[Lilí] Don't scare me like
that again. You almost died.

- [Leo] What?
- [Lilí] You almost died.

Oh God.

- [Lilí] Thank God.
- [Leo] How long was I asleep?

You know how scared
I was? Oh my God.

- Where are we?
- Great, he remembers nothing.

[Lilí] I can't believe it.

You almost died. I'll
tell you about it later.

- Are you okay? I can't believe it.
- [gate opens and closes]

You don't know what
I've been through.

Sweet Jesus.

[dogs barking]

What the hell is he
doing? They'll catch us.

Watch and learn.

[sighs] I almost lost you.

No…

What'd I say?

- [Citlali laughs]
- This child's gifted.

- Good job, kid.
- [inaudible] Well done.

- [Lucas] You sure this isn't dangerous?
- [Lilí] Don't start.

[Citlali] Hurry up, guys.

[Octavio] The bigger the
chaos, the closer the solution.

[toilet flushes]

[Pepa] Aah.

[quiet creaking]

How did you get in here?

Who the hell are you?

Police.

I already paid my dues,
so go f*ck yourself.

Not that kind of police, lady.

Just name your price.

I want you to release
the prisoners.

[chuckles]

You got some nerve coming by yourself
to threaten me on my own ranch.

[Inés chuckles menacingly]

My best officers are currently
surrounding your property.

[tense music playing]

[Canché] And to think
I was already in bed.

[grunts and gasps]

What the hell are
you looking for?

Freeze!

Police! Drop your weapons!

Put the g*n down.
You'll get hurt.

- [Miguel] Hey!
- [lighter flicks]

Leave him alone,

or we explode.

No, no, no! Don't light that.

There's gas tanks.

If you light it,

all of us will be blown to bits!

Let them go!

[man] Drop your weapons!

Just leave us the f*ck alone.

You heard her!

Back off!

[Pepa] f*cking blond
lizard! Get out!

[adventurous music playing]

[music fades]

[inaudible] I opened a lock.

[chuckles softly]

You and I need to talk.

[audible] Well, did we at
least find the treasure?

Huh? Why did I
even bother asking?

Well, the silver lining is that
those idiots fixed the truck for us.

- And for free! Hmm? Mm-hmm.
- [Citlali chuckles]

- Canché?
- Hmm?

Welcome to Wilson's Tours.

[strumming guitar playing]

[Leo snoring]

[music builds]

[music crescendos and fades]

[Pachita] Oh, my dear sister.

Look at what they did to you.

Those assholes
ruined our birthday.

You can't keep getting angry.

Your smile will get even more
crooked. I told you I can help you.

[Pepa sighs]

I'm fine this way.

I'd rather be
scary than pitiful.

[Pachita] I'm not
like mom, Pepa.

I couldn't care less about your
life and your business endeavors.

But sometimes you
are blind, sister.

I know you.

Spill the beans.

Those strangers.

Aren't you curious what
they're doing in the jungle?

Did you really think
they're tourists?

[quiet, intriguing
music playing]

Man, I hate it when
you get like this.

They are after the treasure.

The lost gold of Moctezuma.

That gold does not
belong to them.

It'll be much better
in our possession.

Gold?

[intriguing music continues]

Pepa.

[Canché] I'm leaving.

[Citlali] Bye.

[Inés] Hey, Canché.
Wait a minute.

What's up? Where's
the backup, Canché?

Really, Inés?

And what am I?

[Inés chuckles]

Thanks.

I owe you some tacos.

Tacos? [scoffs]

You owe me a whole piglet.

[Inés chuckles] You got it.

[inaudible] What
happened to you?

Wait for me in the car.

[audible] Bye.

Inés, I didn't know he
was in the car with us.

I realized it later.

He could have gotten
hurt, Octavio.

[sighs]

I think you keeping a little distance
from Alex and I for a while is,

well, probably for the best.

["Fantasmas" by Humbe playing]

["Fantasmas" continues]

[Lilí] I swear he's
on our side. Trust me.

When we were escaping in
Spain, and I was shot,

I almost bled to death,
and they caught up to us.

They told Leo they would save me
in exchange for his cooperation.

It gives us an advantage if
they think he is with them.

Lilí, you don't owe
me an explanation.

It's okay.

Miguel…

That necklace… on
the shaman's neck.

- You said it's from Moctezuma's treasure.
- Yes, it is.

I saw it in Cortés' notes.

Is it possible that
she found the treasure?

No, they wouldn't
live like that.

She said that a princess bought
the freedom of her people

from the Spaniards.

- Have you heard of this story?
- Lilí!

I'd love to help
you. I really would.

But I don't know if I can.

A crazy woman.

That's who's after me.

The most psychotic person
I've ever met in my life.

["Fantasmas" continues]

[music ends]

[Miguel sighs wearily]

[Octavio] I'm leaving. I'm going to
try and work things out with Inés.

[Lucas] Good luck.

Hey, tell me what else your mom told
you about shamans who make organs.

PLEASE ANSWER ME.
IT'S ABOUT YOUR MOM.

I'm not afraid of them.

What's up, baby? I told you
I'd call when I got here.

She's gone?

[sighs] No, I know. I'm coming.
Coming. I know, sorry. I'm coming.

- What's wrong?
- I have to go home right now.

- I'll take you.
- No, just let them know...

- I didn't ask. I'll take you. Let's go.
- Hey, Lucas…

Miguel.

Lilí told me what you did.

Thank you.

[phone buzzes]

IF YOU WANT INFORMATION ABOUT
LILÍ, MEET ME ACROSS THE HOTEL NOW.

Are you serious?

Where in the hell is Miguel?

[shouting] Where
the f*ck is Miguel?

Okay, relax.

Relax, I can take you to him.

[sighs]

[door unlocks]

So you're the one who's been
messing with Lilí all her life.

Is that what she said?

No, I figured it myself.

She doesn't tell me anything.

"Lilí."

I like the name. A
bit more than Carlota.

[Miguel sighs]

And… what do you want?

I wanna give you my
side of the story.

WANTED

For you to find out a little more
about the woman you fell in love with.

Everything is in here.

[suspenseful music playing]

Take it with you.

[breathes deeply]

I don't know if I want
to know. Not like this.

[Regina] Take my advice,
Miguel. Read the documents.

And don't be rude.

Mano doesn't like it when
people are rude to me.

[tense music playing]

[Miguel yells]

[pained groaning]

[Miguel] m*therf*cker!

[Miguel groans]

Son of a b*tch!

[groaning]

[adventurous instrumental
music playing]

[music fades]