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01x02 - Episoe 2

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Tribe". Aired: 4 October 2024.*
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01x02 - Episoe 2

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[soft music plays]

[indistinct chatter]

[Alanna] Please eat some stuff.

There's so much

[Alanna] Hi Alfia, how are you?

Thank you for coming.

You look gorgeous.

You know Have you met the girls?

That's You know, Alaviaa.

Aryaana, Srushti.

-Hi

-Hi.

Can we get a chair, please?

[Alanna] In the start, all the girls

were just talking to each other,

and she was, at one point,

just standing there.

I was definitely surprised

to see her there.

[Alaviaa] I felt kind of bad because

I feel like she's walking into this

Four girls who, you know,

are so close to each other.

Idea of Alfia

I thought she was very pretty.

And I like pretty people.

Hi! Are you from here?

I'm from Bombay.

-From Bombay?

-From Bombay.

I get really awkward, and I think

the first thing I said was,

"Hi, this is Srushti.

Where are you from?"

[chuckles, indistinct murmurs]

-Srushti said, "Where are you from?"

-[Alanna giggles] Srushti

I think I come across as such a bimbo.

I don't know why.

I Maybe I am. I don't even know.

[upbeat music plays]

[Hardik] This is too much, right?

I have you, I'll be fine.

Hi!

I'm Alfia. I'm 24 years old.

When this opportunity came to me

through a friend, Hardik,

I wanted to meet the girls once

[Alfia] to see whether

I'd be able to fit in.

Which I have my doubts about.

Kids, we need to get

a hashtag for Alanna and Ivor.

We have "Aliv."

I don't like "Aliv."

It sounds stupid.

[Alfia] While I was sitting there,

and I was shaking under the table,

[Alfia] I also realized that I'm

an outsider to that whole group,

and it's going to be really,

really difficult.

-Hardik!

-Yeah?

What are you going to call

her now, since you call me Alfie?

That was a discussion

I was supposed to have with you.

Because Alaviaa Jaaferi

and then Alfia Jafry.

I don't know why

everybody's name is so similar.

Aryaana, Alaviaa, Alfia, Alanna.

Like, where are all the other names?

The only one who has it easy is Srushti.

But Srushti also hates her name.

She calls herself Christie in LA. So

-Do you wanna drink?

-Yeah.

I can get it for her.

I don't drink,

so I'll have something to drink

that'll refresh my head right now.

-Okay, cool.

-Because you're religious, no?

Yeah. Of course, I am quite religious,

but it's not for me also.

Your parents?

My parents have never

stopped me from doing anything.

I need to know the recipe.

It has Oh! wait, why? You cook?

-You do?

-I'm really passionate about cooking.

I want to become

the Indian "Nigella Lawson."

It's a dream, a small dream.

[Alanna] There was also a moment

where we wanted to sh**t.

And we called Aditi,

who's not a part of CollabTribe.

And we forgot to call Alfia.

Do you wanna come in?

Then I was like, Alfia come.

I think it'll take time for the girls

[Alanna] to get used to

now that there's a new person.

I think after a few minutes,

I think everyone

warmed up towards each other.

[giggling]

[Alanna] Four of our girls

have come in phases.

We had Srushti, that was the OG,

the first.

[Alanna] Then we had Aryaana come in,

and then we had Alaviaa come in.

And there's always this one week that

they hate the new girl for no reason.

Absolutely like, who's this new girl?

[upbeat music fades]

[groovy music plays]

You're probably gonna order vegetarian.

I'm not that hungry.

I ate something already.

-What did you eat?

-Upma.

God! I don't know how

people eat upma and stuff.

It's a Maharashtrian dish.

-It's not a Maharashtrian dish.

-It's a Maharashtrian dish.

-I just can't have all this for breakfast.

-[Aryaana] It's not Maharashtrian.

The texture kind of freaks me out

a little bit.

[Aryaana] Srushti, Alaviaa, and I

We hadn't caught up in a really long time.

Alanna couldn't make it because

she had her wedding stuff to plan.

Did you enjoy at Alanna's bridal shower?

Wasn't it like so aesthetically perfect?

-She's always like that.

-[Aryaana] Alanna

-Yeah, it's Alanna.

-How did you expect anything different?

Didn't feel like we were in Bombay.

Do you think Alfia felt awkward?

-She was nervous, she said.

-She was so nervous.

And it's so understandable though.

-I would have been terrified.

-Yeah.

If people don't know us

and you just look at us

through social media,

I think we come across

as really intimidating.

I remember her

Instagram used to be public.

-Hmm. I have no idea.

-Because

I remember someone mentioning

how she had gotten married.

And I saw it online.

-Wait, how old is she?

-She's younger.

Wait, when did she get married?

I don't remember, this is like

I barely know her.

This is something I heard.

I wouldn't bring it up with her

unless she tells us herself because

-I don't think she still has a husband.

-I don't think she has a husband, guys.

[Aryaana] It sounded serious.

So I don't know if that's

something to be gossiping about.

Because, love to gossip, but

I think I looked her up when

-That's crazy.

-Like my name

Like, there was that confusion

-because there was an article about her.

-Yeah.

-But it was in my name.

-Yeah.

And then I saw her, and

her Instagram was public and she had her

Like she was in her lehenga

and everything.

Should we Google her?

-Now?

-Go ahead.

I don't think there's going

to be any of this on Google.

Was the guy like someone

famous or something?

-Wait!

-[indistinct chatter]

There are pics.

[Alaviaa] I don't think

she's still married.

-She's not.

-[Alaviaa] But she didn't mention like

-her seeing anyone.

-We'd have met.

-[Srushti] There are photos.

-I told you.

Is that what you saw?

I mean, I remember

her Instagram being public.

She is getting Taking pheras.

-I mean, this is a proper wedding photo.

-[Alaviaa] Or maybe her

Wait, so, did she go through

with the wedding?

That's crazy!

I don't know what to think about that.

I don't know what's the story behind it.

But if there are photos, then it's true.

But yeah, super wild.

But this is uploaded two years ago.

-She's younger, for sure.

-She's not underage, so that's good.

Srushti, no one's getting married

before 18.

-Oh, yeah! No, I thought it was 21.

-No, but you're right. It's probably

I thought the limit was 21. Sorry.

That's crazy. That means that

there's a crazy story behind it.

Do you all know what Alfia is pursuing?

Cooking, she said.

-She said she wants to be the

-She doesn't wanna act?

Indian Nigella.

-Which is a pretty big deal.

-Yeah.

-She's huge.

-Yeah.

[Srushti] If you bring

all five of us together,

don't you think we all kinda complete

everything that a person needs?

I mean, yeah,

we kind of have everything in-house

-In-house

-at this point.

-Is what I was trying to say.

-[Alaviaa] Yeah.

Like, if you want a brand partnership

for your music video,

won't Alanna be

the perfect person you'll go for?

-Mm-hmm. That's true.

-If you want like,

you know, to source something,

she can help you.

And if you want to eat,

now there's Alfia. I guess.

"Now if you wanna eat, there's Alfia,"

she said. [chuckles]

[groovy music fades]

[birds chirping]

-[funky city music]

-[train horn honks]

[indistinct chatter]

Aren't we looking amazingly matched?

These shoes don't match.

The ones that do, I can't walk in.

[in Hindi] It's okay.

[in English] I feel like

it's about Alanna today.

Exactly!

[man 1] Hey, go and get a pagdi!

[in Hindi] I'm just saying.

[woman 1 in English] Do what you feel.

I don't want you looking

at your wedding pictures

afterward and saying,

"Oh, but I should have opened my hair."

Please eat, Alanna. Since morning,

-she is only surviving on Red Bull.

-I only had Red Bull and IV.

I want to be fed every day.

[woman 1 chuckles]

[sighs] This is real.

This is actually happening.

I'm the luckiest. Hands down!

No questions about it.

[woman 2] Listen, when do you want

to start your photo sh**t?

-At, 02:00 p.m.

-[woman 1] 2:00 p.m.?

What's the time? Are we running late?

[photographer] Light! Look here now.

Okay, for Manish, he wants a from down

to top shot of the lehenga.

Have you ever seen his feed?

You go down!

[Alanna] Filming during the wedding

was like drawing the line

between "this is actually

our wedding" and content.

When we hired a photography team,

they said that their usual turnaround is

three weeks to three months.

And this was the first project

that they took on

where we were pushing out content

the same day.

[woman 3] Girls' side is gold.

[man 1] Chikki, you have to

change the color.

-What's the

That's the girls' side.

Brother, we have to change.

My fault.

The baraat is coming now.

[traditional wedding music]

[videographer] Everyone, walk.

["Kudmayi" plays]

[Alanna] I had actually

no tears left, I think,

by the time I walked down the aisle

because Ahaan and I were standing

in the hallway for 15 minutes,

and both of us just looked at each other,

and we were just crying and crying.

["Kudmayi" continues playing]

[Ivor] She looked absolutely beautiful.

And I knew, I already knew,

like, she was gonna look stunning.

-Aw!

-So

And you know,

it was just like the best moment ever.

They come close to the most

ideal couple I can see in my life.

[Srushti]

They're absolutely perfect together.

[Alaviaa] Even before they got married,

they were like a married couple.

I feel like they complement

each other really well.

The priest did not like that

-[Ivor] That we kissed?

-we kissed before the wedding.

-Really?

-Yeah, he was very

-Oh, my gosh.

-Because

this is my family priest.

He's been there since I was born.

-And we've not kissed once, but ten times.

-Yeah, I know.

-Ten times is

-Because I couldn't hold it back.

I was like, "Get over here.

I just want to kiss you."

[priest in Hindi] Today, we all are here

for Alanna and Inder's wedding.

Ivor!

[indistinct chatter]

-Inder!

-Inder!

-Ivor.

-Inder!

My whole life, I have told my

parents I never wanted an Indian wedding.

[cheering, applauding]

And I remember going home

to my mom and telling her,

I think I've changed my mind.

[Aryaana] All these foreign people

that were there were enjoying it.

It made me appreciate

my own culture so much more than I did.

I got to give y'all headbutts.

-Headbutts.

-Headbutts.

-Right?

-[cheering, applauding]

[speaks indistinctly]

God bless!

[gentle song plays]

[Alaviaa] The decor, the food,

everything was super pretty

and super Instagrammable.

[starstruck song playing]

[Alaviaa] The wedding was really fun.

So everyone was there.

The who's who of Bollywood.

So I met a lot of people

that I hadn't seen in a while.

And it was really fun

to actually see everyone under one roof.

I had like, the sickest time.

[groovy dance song plays]

[Alanna] My family and all his friends

have bust out

I'm not just saying it

because this is my wedding,

but one of the most insane performances

I have at least seen in my life.

-You guys k*lled it.

-[Ivor speaks indistinctly]

I didn't know

I didn't think White people could dance.

[Ivor] Ahaan's like a star, man.

-He's like a mini Elvis mixed with

-He is.

-I don't know, like what he is!

-He's like a Michael Jackson.

-Yeah. So good.

-And Ananya, Ananya k*lled it, too.

-I mean, she

-So, Ananya, of course.

-But she's been dancing forever.

-Yeah.

[Alanna] My family's known the Khan family

for quite a while.

And I was actually very, very,

very touched.

When I hugged him, I hugged like,

my dad's friend, my mom's friend.

[Ivor] I just felt like the energy

of the entire wedding

was so amazing the entire time.

Like, there was so much

love throughout the room.

[Alanna] We had

a lot of old friends, new friends,

and family from all across, come together.

And that's just the

That's the best thing about weddings.

[groovy dance song fades]

[indistinct chatter fades]

[upbeat music]

[Hardik] Figure out a way

to get in touch with them.

Find out if you can get

a par exit of our equity.

And then get a figure in mind

and just push them to sell.

-How are you?

-Good.

Did you enjoy the wedding?

-First, I want to ask if you had fun.

-[Alfia] Yes.

Did you get to spend time with the girls?

-Somewhat Yeah.

-Little bit.

So, I'm finally meeting Alfia today.

I do know a little about her from Hardik

but I kind of wanted

to meet her in person.

So, let's just get straight into it.

First of all, are you ready to come to LA?

I'm not very excited.

-Let me be very honest.

-Why?

I don't know, I feel like

I met everyone, and the reason

-I actually wanted to speak to you.

-Yeah.

Because it's very important for me to also

know what is expected of me, right?

-Yeah.

-It can't be all rosy

and I get to do whatever

the hell I want to do. You know?

I think your life is going

to be different because of this.

-Yo!

-What's up?

Dude, I'm so stressed.

What do you want to do as your vertical,

now when we go back to the States?

Honestly speaking,

I'll tell you what your strengths are.

Like, you're very good

at getting people together.

You're very good at organizing events.

And now, since we are

starting this whole thing again,

we need someone with your

energy who can push the girls

to do these kinds of events.

[Alaviaa] So, I kinda just wanted

to understand

what more I can do.

You know, I started my company here.

So, I'm hoping to,

you know, handle that while I'm there,

but also try to build a life

outside of India.

But I think they also

need to realize that,

they have to make the most of being there,

in terms of even meeting people,

which I don't think,

-I know that. So, I'm gonna

-they have done.

obviously try my best,

but I also need you to push them.

We have the sickest house possible.

-The sickest house.

-Yeah.

You just make it an entirely, juicy place

-where they can have these crazy gigs.

-Yeah.

Well, I definitely need to think about it.

So you were kind of in the industry,

-I would say.

-Yeah.

I'm sure you've

Have you been offered movies?

-Yeah.

-What made you say no?

It was not my thing.

-Very honestly

-[Alanna] Just not your thing?

I don't disrespect anyone who does it,

but it's not for me.

It doesn't satisfy my soul.

It doesn't make me happy.

I want to eventually

have my own cooking show.

I want to travel the world.

And that's about it.

Why didn't you do this?

The way, like, my brother and sister

love cinema and love it, and live for it.

I just don't feel that.

Like, Ananya and Ahaan.

They have something in them

-that I just don't have.

-[Alfia] Yeah.

There's so much more, right?

We live in a little bubble here.

-The Bollywood Bubble.

-Yeah.

-There's so much more out there.

-Yeah.

Why is your Instagram account private?

I don't know how to put this nicely,

but I've been married.

I've been divorced.

I'm just gonna say it, right?

I heard you ran away from the mandap.

-Is that true?

-Mandap, that I No.

-I was there for the whole wedding.

-See, I've heard too many stories.

But I wanna reconfirm

because again people exaggerate.

My wedding happened.

My reception happened.

But yes, I had a breakdown.

You did? You realized, "What have I done?"

It's very exaggerated. "Oh, she ran."

Is it a bloody joke?

-No, I understand.

-But I did go missing

from my c*ck.

-Because I needed

-Where did you go?

I went back to the hotel. [scoffs]

How did this even play out?

I come from a conservative Muslim family.

I've been raised

with the feeling that eventually,

you have to get married

and that's the fairy tale.

And I believed in that dream.

So, I met this person

and whatever. Things

Families liked each other.

Everything worked out.

Also, when I met him, I was 18.

Oh, my God!

I was so young.

You don't know what you're doing.

And my parents have always

had a lot of faith in my decisions.

So this was your decision?

Yeah, like, I said yes.

It's not like someone was holding

a whip over my head and saying,

"No, no, you have to get married."

And also, with the divorce,

it was my decision.

I don't want to blame anyone.

Because I selfishly chose my happiness.

-And I am owning whatever I did.

-Yeah.

I mean, I'd have never

gotten my divorce so easily.

It's not a joke to get a divorce, right?

If it wasn't the family supporting me,

more than my own.

[in a shaky voice] I absolutely

own my decisions.

They never told me that

try to work it out.

They never forced anything upon me.

No matter

I was married for a couple of months.

But And I lived in that house,

even though we didn't live together.

We didn't even spend one night together.

[melancholic music]

To be divorced at 22.

It's not been easy. This

Everyone was hurt.

But I knew what I had to do

for myself.

And I'm very

proud of

where I am in life today.

I'm okay.

I'm okay with what I've done because

if I wasn't happy,

I wouldn't be able

to keep anyone else happy.

I actually went private

a year and a half ago.

What was bothering me was

the noise of my own people.

The space that you're in now, do you

think you're comfortable going public?

-Because we need that.

-Yeah.

Actually, I had this whole plan.

I, in fact, wanted to start fresh.

Start a whole new feed.

Every day, I want to post.

I want to be a little updated

version of Nigella Lawson.

I'm so happy. I love you.

[both laugh]

I wish all the girls were like this.

Please.

In terms of shoots.

Now, I know, I've heard

you're a little reserved

with the way you dress and stuff.

We do a lot of group shoots.

A lot of them require

We're styled.

We do a few things in like,

bikinis and we will have

We will be styled in different

ways for our CollabTribe shoots.

Are you comfortable doing that?

No.

I don't do bikinis.

[tense music]

It's not who I am.

There will be some times,

that we have to experiment a little bit.

I would never do it.

There is going to have

to be some meeting in the middle.

There will be things

that come in as a group

that might involve a lot of money,

and I think that we're

going to have to work with that.

But you can't do everything for money?

-I mean, I work

-But this is my company.

And we have to do these things.

I actually see how much money

goes and how much money is going

just to get you from Mumbai to the US,

and you guys living there.

So, I think, at the end of the day,

it is about the money

because that is the end goal.

Hi.

Hi, how are you?

-Hi.

-What's up?

Okay, anyway, I need to go. But

-Who are you meeting?

-I will call you.

-Where are you going?

-Why do you have to go?

-I need to go eat.

-Okay, bye.

So what's up?

The backbone of CollabTribe.

What's going on?

-[chuckles]

-I feel like it's, uh

I'm going to be subjected to some

boring a*s conversations about money.

-Hardik talking about

-I'm kidding

-Calling money boring.

-I'm kidding

-That's all he talks about.

-I'm kidding, I'm all ears.

Alfia's great though.

-She has some energy, she has this

-[Hardik] I like her.

Let her come to LA.

Let's just see how she amalgamates

-into this whole process.

-[Srushti] Has she ever been?

We've put half a million dollars

into this entire movement

-of creating this aspiration.

-More!

But I don't think the girls

realize the scale of

what Hardik is investing

in these girls' careers.

And I think that's also the way he is.

He's so chill and like, "I'm your friend."

So. yeah, I hope that everyone realizes

the amount of money

we're investing in this.

What are we looking to

reinvest in? Is there a ceiling?

You guys can easily be

making ten to twelve mil a year.

So what's half a million

in comparison to what

you guys are capable of?

Honestly, I don't even

know how much 12 million dollars are.

I don't know. I don't understand.

The only thing that we

need to focus on is building

eyeballing attention to you guys.

You also sell an aspirational

value to the other billion people

who can do the same way.

I mean, even if you have to put in another

million or a couple of million dollars,

that's nothing in comparison

to what each individual can make

and what this company can generate

if it's built into an

intellectual property, right?

And it can be a CollabTribe 2.0.

[Alanna] So, this is our second shot.

I don't like the feeling that

I'm wasting my time or energy.

So, I'm going to put in my 100 percent.

And I hope that all the girls do, too,

because I don't like failing.

And if it doesn't happen this time,

I'm out or they're out.

[Srushti] We only fail if we do try.

And I feel like the first time,

nobody tried.

[Srushti]

So if she's saying that she's out

if we fail again, I'm saying

that she never tried the first time.

Like, she didn't.

[regal entrance music]

-Hi, Mom!

-Hi, my darling.

-[in Hindi] Greetings!

-Greetings!

-[in Gujarati] I'm leaving for LA.

-Why?

Tell Dad that I left

otherwise he will keep calling me.

Yeah, okay!

But why do you keep

going to LA again and again?

Work, Mom! I am trying to build

CollabTribe there.

[in English] My mom's very simple.

She absolutely has no idea

what I do in life.

[in Marathi] Srushti!

Keep these spices in your bag.

Mom, I don't

have space in my bag.

-I can't take boxes with me, Mom.

-But the spices

-[in English] You have to open it.

-[in Marathi]Your grandmother sent these,

take these with you.

[in English] Twenty-five.

That's fine I think.

-No.

-No?

Two kilos up.

We all are going to LA

and then we have like a thing that we do.

-For social media

-Very social work.

-Not social work, social media.

-Social media.

[in Gujarati] But yeah! We should also

do good social work for people.

[in English] Maybe you can

call it social work as well.

But it's something like that.

[in Gujarati] When are you

getting married?

-I am getting all tensed.

-[in English] Bye, Mom.

-Please!

-Okay.

[in Marathi] What's this?

[in Hindi] Bye, son.

[in English] Bye, Mom.

[funky song plays]

[Hardik] I think I've come up with great

business ideas in the swimming pool.

I'm a fan of the view and swimming,

so I think

[Aryaana] When he showed me photos,

I said, "This is not real.

This is a render."

He said, "No, it's real."

And I said, "This is fake."

I got it even without seeing it.

I just saw the pool and the picture

and I just got it.

I make highly impulsive decisions.

Sometimes,

I make highly irrational decisions.

I don't think I would call it as

the Hardik Zaveri business model,

more so ever than

the Hardik Zaveri way of life.

This is the dream content house.

[Alanna] It's like, every single spot

in this house is so aesthetic.

[Srushti] I feel like there are so many

spots and spaces to actually sh**t

or even hang around.

I feel like aesthetic places just kinda

give me ideas and make me feel better.

That makes me perform better.

Where have you found these,

yoga challenge pics?

-I just looked them up online.

-Is it a trend?

-I love it.

-It is a trend.

This is the first video

we are filming in this house, so

But let's do an intro.

Hi, guys!

Hello, everybody!

Um, Aryaana's found some crazy,

couple of inspo pics.

Srushti and I will not

be able to do any of this.

Me and Srushti were just

trying to enjoy this house

before everyone came.

-Can you take my weight?

-Yeah.

When we do content together,

it tends to do better.

Hold my legs.

Oh, I don't think so. [screams]

Oh, f*ck.

Bro! Bro, that's not on.

-[chuckles]

-Aryaana, that was not on this whole time.

Who said I'm awful at yoga?

I never attempted it.

Oh, my God!

[both scream]

I could be great if I tried.

Okay, hold.

I think the legs are on the back,

not on my butt.

Not on my butt.

If you were to just cancel out

the video and just listen to the sound.

I don't even want to know

what that's going to sound like.

[Aryaana] Srush, you have to

go like, way lower.

I don't even know how

to get on top of you.

[Srushti] Can you take my legs up?

[Aryaana] Bums are not touching.

Go for it.

-[Aryaana] Ouch!

-[Srushti] Wait. Are we in the thing?

Don't Don't you dare.

-[groans]

-[Aryaana] No!

I had fun doing it.

-[Aryaana] Not on my butt

-[chortles]

I don't know why it looks like that.

You have a sick mindset.

[gritty hip-hop track playing]

[honking]

What is this?

What a sick truck!

[Hardik] Ta-da!

Have you added another

one to your collection?

There's a bow on it.

This is my wedding present for you both.

-Shut up

-No, no way.

Oh, my God! Dude, this is insane.

Let's hug.

Seven months ago,

Ivor and Hardik had a conversation,

and he showed Hardik a

picture of a truck that he liked.

He said, "Oh, my God,

how sick is this truck!"

And never did he think,

six months down the line

that this truck was going

to be in his driveway.

It's huge.

-I need a stepping stool.

-[indistinct chatter]

-Ow! Oh, my God! I hit my head.

-[Ivor] You alright?

-Yes.

-[Hardik] You like it?

-I love it.

-Yeah, baby, you look good in this thing.

-Wow!

-[Hardik] It's high time

to get your driving license now.

[Alanna] He also said that if

I get my driving license here,

he's going to give me a red Ferrari.

So I'm going to hold him to that.

Let's see.

Damn, now we can go

off-roading and stuff, huh?

-[Alanna speaks indistinctly]

-I gotta check this out.

I'm a little overwhelmed.

-It's a VA?

-[Hardik] Yep.

-What's the lift on it? Like eight inches?

-[Hardik] 16.

Also, Als!

I've done a little bit

of family planning for you guys.

For you, when you have kids.

So this is also a double truck cab,

so it has space behind also for the twins

that you guys are gonna have.

-Yeah. Triplets.

-Twins and a full family in the back.

What happens if we have triplets?

Bro! This is just

We gotta drive this. You gotta get in.

-Come on.

-I'll get in?

-Yeah, we gotta drive.

-Go take a lap.

Just send me the location

Hardik, you gotta get in, too, man.

What do you mean?

It's your thing. Have fun.

-Come back fast.

-Be there in a second, dude.

-This is crazy.

-[Ivor speaks indistinctly]

[Hardik] Both of them love going skiing,

they love doing camping stuff,

they love traveling the countryside.

And me being me, gifting them that

kinda foresee bringing me a lot of joy.

[Ivor] Jesus! This is insane.

This thing is so high.

I feel weird accepting this.

I feel like it's too much.

How many friends do

you have that you're like,

"Oh, I like this car" and then like

-Yeah, none.

-Like, next month

-it's in your driveway.

-None.

-Crazy.

-Yeah.

Feel like he deserves another hug.

Should we go in?

-How are we going to one-up this?

-I don't know. [chuckles]

I still think he's very extra.

[Alanna] Even my parents

haven't gifted me a car,

and this guy came out of nowhere,

and just gifting us a truck

was crazy to think about.

[groovy music]

[in Hindi] Go and tell the helper

to bring all the food outside.

All three of you take one

dish each and bring it here.

Thank you.

It is not like a normal day.

It's neither Eid

nor New Year, so why?

[man in English] It's Alfia's

New Year resolution

-What?

-[in Hindi] that she will cook regularly.

-Here it is.

-[in English] What has she cooked?

-[in Hindi] Oh wow!

-It's nihari and biryani.

[in Hindi] The first plate is for Daddy.

[in English] My father is Rumy Jafry.

He's a writer and a director.

He's made over 55 films.

[inhales deeply] Ah!

[in Hindi] I swear, it smells delicious.

[in English]

Basically, Jodi No.1, Biwi No.1,

Hero No.1. All the "No.1s," Dad.

And that's why he named me also Alfia.

Because I'm a number one.

That's what my name means.

-[in Hindi] There you go, try it out.

-Yeah, have it.

[in English] So sweet!

And I knew I had to do

all the buttering up

so that he would be okay with me going.

And "Miya Bhai" food

for a "Miya Bhai" father.

[Alfia] What else does he need?

[in Hindi] How is the food?

It's great.

Now, tell me, I don't get it.

The delicious food, your grandmother,

your brother is here, and your mummy.

It appears as if your intentions

and asks are different.

[goofy music]

If I ask something,

will you please give it to me?

-What do you want?

-There is one opportunity.

I have a friend named Hardik.

I met him through Nirvan.

You know Nirvan, right?

Yeah, I have known Nirvan

since he was a child.

We met through Nirvan as he is

Nirvan's close friend.

-The one who is in America?

-Yes.

He owns a company named CollabTribe.

He helps talented people grow.

You know that I have been passionate

about cooking for a long time.

You know that

I wanted to try YouTube as well.

But I really don't know how to do it.

My social media has also been private

for almost a year and a half.

He's going to help me come out

and do what I really want to do, but

in LA.

My desire for a show

like Nigella Lawson's

He will help me achieve it.

Hmm.

Rumy, let her go.

Poor kid, for two years,

since the lockdown

she has been sitting at home.

[in English] So, I think

you should tell her yes.

[Alfia] My grandma is someone

She's always told me as a child,

"You k*ll someone, you come to me."

So my first go-to person was grandma.

-Let her go.

-[in Hindi] You are her mom.

You want me to send my daughter

to LA, America alone?

How will she manage?

[in English] She'll go.

-She will do it.

-[in Hindi] I will have to do it, Dad.

I will never do anything

that will make you all feel

that trusting me was a mistake.

It's easier to discuss sitting

here on the terrace.

Think practically.

When she lives there alone,

how will she manage her insulin

on her own?

-She will manage.

-[Alfia's mom in English] She will do it.

[Alfia] So, I got diabetes

at the age of eight.

So, right now, I'm on insulin,

which I have to take

five to six times a day, and it's fine.

[in Hindi] We all wish

for our kids to succeed.

But to send your daughter alone,

to a new country, is never an easy task.

You need to be very strong for that.

The lifestyle, the parties,

the culture,

everything is different there.

So, we are worried as your parents.

It's easier said than done.

Will you be able to manage on your own?

-Are you sure?

-Yes.

You have to make a promise though.

We shouldn't be worried about your health.

We should be assured that

our daughter is happy and secure.

I also want to go to Goa.

[all laugh]

Alright, go wherever you wish to go.

On one condition. I'll hold your hand,

and you will say, "Let me go."

"Go, Simran, live your life."

Set me up, too, okay?

[dramatic music plays]

[in English] I thought I'd be welcomed

very differently.

You should be happy.

Are you sure you know what

you're getting yourself into?

Do you also need help with wardrobe?

-You keep telling me, "Be a leader!"

-[Hardik speaks indistinctly]

But you don't let me be one.

That's so unfair.

He needs to just chill.

Seriously? What the hell? [chuckles]

That's so hectic.

What pisses me off is

don't defend bullshit.

I've come in a poly bag or what?

[dramatic music fades]