If you
hear swish, swish, swish
at night in the bush,
that's your warning
that Okhohkhwa is close.
The legend
goes like this.
Back in the day,
some drunk dude was stumbling
home on the train tracks
when suddenly, this
light flashes...
...and a train is barrelling towards him so
fast that when it hits him,
psshh, it splits him in half,
leaving only his legs behind.
Since then, some
people have witnessed
a pair of legs when they're in the bush,
wandering,
forever in search of its upper half.
I used to think that was the scariest thing to come out of my rez,
until I could feel the hundreds
of years' worth of rage
flowing through me,
my people's rage,
just sizzling below the surface, ready to burst!
But thankfully,
through the combination of therapy, CBD oil,
and snuggles from my emotional support cat, Potato,
I'm good!
I've learned
how to channel that rage
into making cool videos like this for all of yous.
So, hashtag,
like, follow, and share.
So, I think it's a good
time to reintroduce myself.
My name is Ziggy,
and it's short for
Katsihkw:io,
which in my language translates
to "nice turnip."
I come from a long line
of farmers, so...
And I'm continuing
their tradition
of bringing the food
to the people
by being a food bicycle
delivery person
in the big city of Toronto,
and when I'm not kicking it
with my cat, Potato,
I'm usually diving deep
into my people's history.
And the darker
the better.
While we're here, I'd like
to clear up something.
So, my people have been
referred to as cannibals.
Yeah. Okay. Sure.
We ate
the hearts of our enemies,
but only the enemies
who didn't b*tch out when
we were torturing them.
And another special
thing that we would do
to our lovely
t*rture victims is
we would take the black stuff at
the bottom of a fire pit,
the soot, and we would
paint their faces with it
when we were for sure
going to finish them off.
So, this is your
warning, guys.
If you find yourself
tied to a post
with a big, roaring
fire at your feet
and black soot on
your face,
you're for sure going
to f*cking die.
So, some of
you might know that
I recently signed this
very big contract
with this huge company called
Nature's Oath Seed Corporation,
and I was very, very excited
about the whole thing.
But at the time,
I didn't realize
that this company
is actually pure evil.
And, uh...
this...
this is what you'll be
making per post.
Holy sh*t.
I mean,
excuse my language.
Man 1: It's okay.
Man with towel:
So, it'll be minimum
three posts
a week for six months.
So, that's,
what... 72 posts?
You could spread...
Yeah.
Graham Greene on TV:
Police investigators
invariably try to use logic
to solve a crime,
but occasionally,
they come across a case
that on the surface at least,
makes no sense at all.
In the spring
of 1992,
a young woman
struggles to explain
what has just
happened to her.
She tells police that
when her aunt and uncle
failed to attend a
recent family gathering,
she volunteered to go to
their Toronto home.
Once there, she made
a horrible discovery.
The cause of death
for Derek and Julie Palmer
is anything but
natural.
Ziggy.
Ziggy.
- Ziggy, wake the f*ck up.
You're snoring.
Hey there, my girl.
Hey...
Graham...
Greene.
f*ck. I got to stop watching
that show before bed.
Hi to all
my lovely followers.
I made an announcement that I
have an exciting new partnership
to share with y'all, and--
Y'all?
So, I mentioned
recently that I have
an exciting new partnership
to share with you all,
and maybe
you can guess who it is
by all this exciting,
beautiful, new swag
that they gave me.
Cute!
Ooh.
A little pot
to plant a seed.
Which one should I
plant and grow? Uh...
Pole beans.
Actually, no. I wanna
do butternut squash.
We're gonna
do butternut squash.
My one little
butternut squash seed.
Doo, doo, doo.
Take a look
at that. Wow.
You can follow me, and we can
watch this plant grow.
Did it work yet?
Oh, hey!
What's up?
Hey, big city princess!
Just checking in on you!
Wow. Who taught you
how to use a camera phone?
Oh, Nookie did.
He gave me his old phone.
Fancy.
Welcome to the future.
I know, huh? I'm like you.
Check it out.
Hey, everybody.
Come get ready with me
to go fishing down the road.
Hey, Zigs.
You got to come home.
Why?
Aunty Mama extended her trip
to New Zealand,
and somebody's gotta
watch the house.
What's she doing
down there, anyways?
Well, she's getting
laid, bro. I don't know.
f*ck. It's those
Maori men, you know?
- Why can't you do it?
- I got fishing to do!
Yeah. It's imperative
I make it.
The carp are coming up
the river right now, post spawn.
That means
they had sex.
Come on.
I got work to do.
I'm getting a shitload
of money to post videos.
I need the internet.
Well, see? There
you go right there!
You can work
out here!
We got loads of
internet out here!
Yeah, rez internet.
Hey, urban Indian.
It is the internet still.
Suck it up, bro.
Hit me up when you get
to Club Rez, okay?
Fine.
Check you later,
big city princess.
Okay. :nen.
All right, Potato.
I guess we got to go back
to the homeland.
I wanna change
You can
put it on my grave
'Cause I'm not, no sittin'
down in there today
And I got that
purple rage
Don't wanna to know
You
Wanna know you
You don't know me
You don't
know me, man
You try and
stop me
But I'm not dead
You try
to change
And all your friends
have gone away
But Liz and Ben
and Tone are here to stay
And we got that
purple rage
'Cause only
in time
You won't recognize
Thank you.
Cheese!
You know that girl?
Who, uh, Ziggy?
Yeah.
Grew up together.
She's f*cking
badass.
She's got
a mean shot, too.
You definitely want her on
your team, man.
Why? What's up?
Radio DJ:
Hey, good morning!
So, I got some news out there
for yous all
listening
in Pine River Rez.
Me and my old lady, Merna,
we split up.
No! It's okay! It's okay.
I think I'll be all right.
I want to thank you all out
there for your concern.
She said it takes a good,
strong man
to handle a Mohawk woman.
I'm like, damn. How about
just real good-looking?
Anyways, I can't afford
a bus back to Akwesasne,
so you're
all stuck with me.
So, join me
in my heartbreak.
This next track goes out
to my lost love.
-Ziggy!
I heard you were
coming home!
Holy!
You look real right on.
Yeah, well you
look good, too.
Just leave the change
on the counter.
I'm right in the middle
of prepping this guy
for an acetone bath.
- Want to check it out?
- Yeah.
- Hey.
- Whoa. Nice.
Bandit showed me
those videos and things
you been making.
- Really? He did?
- Yeah.
So, are you sticking
around for a bit, or what?
No. I probably gotta get back to
a steady internet connection,
'cause you know,
rez Wi-Fi is kind of meh.
I got this job that
requires good internet,
because, uh,
I'm an influencer now.
What?
It's like a...
...a... It's like a...
um...
You know what?
It doesn't matter.
Well, it's a shame
you have to rush off.
I'm sure Bandit would
want to see you.
Well, he knows
where to find me.
Mm. Can I get
a selfie with you?
- How do I look?
- Amazing.
All right, then.
- Hey.
- Cute!
- Oh, I just look wild.
All right.
Wiz is picking me up,
so I'll see you soon.
Okay, my girl!
Call me if
you need anything!
Okay! :nen.
Oh, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey!
You tell that cousin of yours to
get his a*s back here
and clear up his tab!
- Okay! Jeesh.
Zig-aroni and cheese!
The Notorious ZIG!
- Oh, hey, Nookie. How are you?
- Good. Good.
So good to see you.
You look good.
- Thanks. Thanks.
- Oh, what?
You been working out?
You want me to--
Yeah. Go ahead.
- Ooh.
- Ooh.
So, you're housesitting
for Wiz while he's fishing?
- I am. Yep.
- Cool. Cool.
Oh. Can I get
a selfie with you?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just got to fix my hair.
You know, just need
some content and whatnot.
Cheese!
- Awesome.
- Cool.
Whose fancy-a*s ride is
that over there?
They ain't
from around here, eh?
Oh, yeah. Just some dude's
car couldn't handle
the dirt roads a
couple kilometres back. f*ck.
- I'm just giving him a hand.
- Nice.
Thinking he'll be sh*t out of
luck, though, because, uh,
I told him he needs a f*cking
Jimson saddle sludge pump.
I don't even know
what the f*ck that is,
- but he needs it, so...
Hey, hey,
look who it is!
Hey! Leave my cousin
alone, you f*ck!
What? I can
take care of myself.
I don't know about that.
I think the city made you soft.
- Shut up.
- Ow.
-'Sup, cuz.
-Hey.
Look at you, all
f*cking fancy-looking.
-What?
- Oh, yeah.
Just 'cause I'm wearing
a skirt, or what?
'Sup, Nookie nips? You're
wearing a clean shirt today.
Man. f*ck you, man.
Only your aunty calls me that.
Have a good time
fishing, Wiz.
Stock up on
that carp, eh?
- Yeah, yeah.
- Zigs so great seeing you, eh?
Yes. I'll see
you soon, okay?
Let's roll!
Hey, careful with that.
It's all my good sweats.
Hey, my AC is out,
so we're gonna have
to roll the windows down.
All right. Careful.
Precious cargo.
- What's up, tater tots?
Oh, yeah. Bev told me to tell
you you have to go inside
and pay your tab.
So, I'd do that if I were you.
Oh, sh*t.
I suppose I should go
take care of that, huh?
Hell yeah.
She's scary.
All right.
-Whoa. Rude!
It's your a*s,
not mine.
Where you going
fishing, anyways?
I'm going for
that Asian carp, bro.
I should tell you that every
time I post about Carpe Dee Yum,
everyone's like, "Where can I
get me some of that stuff?"
- Really?
- Yeah! Hell yeah!
You know, Carpe Dee Yum
is going to feed
the whole cat
nation like that
and also deal with these
colonizer fish at the same time.
- Yeah.
Smart.
I always loved your
infused waters.
Oh, wait.
Hold on. Hold on.
What's that?
I didn't quite catch that.
I said I always
loved your infused waters!
Oh! Yeah, you're damn right
you do.
That's got sage and,
uh, sweet grass in it.
Oh, yeah.
Sweet grass?
- Yeah.
- Just real tradish.
Radio DJ:
Hey, everyone out there!
You heard our girl Ziggy is
back in the homeland.
Ooh-whee! Aw, yeah!
What the hell?
Radio DJ:
Back from the big city.
- Did you tell them?
- Hell no!
The rez,
man, it sees all.
Radio DJ: Welcome home, Ziggy,
from all two of us
here at Pine
River Rez Radio.
So proud of you.
Love all
those videos you do,
but I wouldn't want to
be on your bad side,
because some of those
are dang scary.
Anyways, here's
your most requested song
from back in the day.
- Oh!
Ah!
- There it is!
- My jam!
There it is!
Classic.
Welcome to
the rez, cuz.
This part.
- West coast.
- What's going on?
Why are we
stopped here?
Bro, the landline up at
the house is pretty good,
but if you need to send
any texts or email,
you better do it now,
because...
internet's kind of
spotty up there.
What?
It's rez internet,
you know?
What are you going to do?
Whatever.
Whoa. Hey.
No f*cking--
Not-- not around
here, all right?
I've created
a safe space.
Yeah.
I'm gonna punch face if I don't
get some f*cking internet.
Hey!
Don't slam my door!
Upload failed.
What the f*ck?
Wiz!
Oh, my God. I can't even
deal with this sh*t.
Wiz! Upload failed!
Come on, man!
I told you that
I needed internet!
I have this super big job
with this huge company,
and it's imperative
that I make this post today!
It's day one! I signed,
like, a f*cking contract!
Like, this
sh*t is legit!
You know what
I'm saying?
I'm so close to
financial security,
I can, like, almost taste it!
I can almost taste it!
I just want to get out
of the apartment that I'm in,
get a nice bigger one
with a balcony
that doesn't smell like
f*cking pizza!
And I can stop doing
food bicycle deliveries!
f*ck! Do you know
how f*cking tired I am?
Yeah, but I bet you have
really good calves!
You should go up in
the deer stand over there.
You'll probably get
better reception.
It's the sweet spot.
Serious!
Yeah!
I'm gonna k*ll
someone if I don't get internet
and if I get a
f*cking tick out here...
What's up?
You good?
Yeah. I am now.
Good 'cause, you know,
you're fricking annoying
when you're upset.
You know
that, right?
And between you
and I,
you look
kind of ugly.
What's this new
gig, anyway?
I don't know. It's some seed
company that reached out to me.
They liked my
videos, I guess.
Yeah? Like, uh, you
doing your makeup
and, uh, showing people your
outfits and stuff?
Yeah, and my
ones with Potato.
Yeah. They're some company
that's doing some initiative
to target more people to buy
their seeds or something.
"Or something"?
What does that mean?
I don't know.
All's I know is,
I'm getting paid, dude.
- Like, well paid.
Yeah. You already
mentioned that.
Oh, and they sent me home
with this giant box of swag.
Look. Check it out.
- Oh, sh*t.
- Yeah.
f*ck yeah.
I'm, like, a brand ambassador
for seeds.
Wait. Wait. That's...
What's that?
That's the logo?
- Yeah, Nature's Oath--
- Nature's--
Nature's Oath
Seed Corporation.
Nature's Oath Seed Corpor--
That's who you's working with?
I know!
They're big, eh?
Are you
f*cking serious, Ziggy?
- Yeah!
- No! No!
They're, like,
f*cking the enemy!
They basically own
half the world!
They-- they
control the seed
to control the food
to control the people.
Hanio.
Come on, now.
-No! It's serious!
- No way! They're not the enemy!
They're doing all kind
of cool sh*t.
- I looked at their website.
They say
all kind of, like,
great sh*t
that they're doing, you know?
They got the seed
distribution initiative that
they have going on, and they're
also teaching people
how to grow
their own food.
I mean, there's, like, a
bazillion people on the planet.
Somebody's gotta
feed them, so--
Well, they're not going to
put it on their website.
What are
they gonna do?
"We colonized
the world."
Ah, whatever. Look.
I'm sorry to
say this, cuz,
but they are
the enemy.
Nature's Oath is at
the forefront of developing
this whole f*cking with
heirloom seeds technology.
Once they
acquire a seed,
they genetically modify it
so that you can't save the seed
to replant
it or trade it.
You have to literally buy it
from them every single year.
They're patenting
this stuff.
It's f*cked up.
Mm. You know what else
is f*cked up?
Is that you f*cking
should know better, Ziggy.
You literally come from
a long line of farmers...
farmer.
Finally.
None of that sh*t
is true.
I looked them up
on the internet,
and nothing like that
came up on there.
Duh!
Because they got people in a
bunker underneath the CN Tower,
like, wiping
the internet of that sh*t.
What, is the 5G stealing
our thoughts, too?
Should I suit up in
tin foil or what?
Oh, you laugh, but I'm
so, so, so, so right on this.
All's I'm saying,
little cuz, is,
you got to be careful
around these people.
They're not our
friends.
I know.
Oh, uh, by the way,
Aunty Mama's car
is out of commission.
- What?
- Yeah.
Of course it is.
But your bike's underneath
the porch, though.
Ah, I love the rez.
Never need a key.
Oh, yeah.
There's this.
You still know how to
use one of these, right?
- Yeah.
- Ah, just kidding.
I know you're
a f*cking beast with it.
Um, there's, like, one
or two rounds in it,
but I'm going to be taking
the rest of it with me
to the camp, you know, just
in case a f*cking moose
tries to roll up on me.
I'll be ready.
Mm-hmm.
All right.
Are you done?
I got to pray
for it first.
I'm kidding.
I'll put it down right here.
All right. I'm just going to
grab a couple things,
and then I'm going
to hit the road.
I'm hungry.
What the hell?
There's nothing to eat here.
There's just mustard
and condiments.
You're acting like you're
brand new around here.
You know the rules.
You hungry? Cook.
Awesome.
Stocked.
So, when are you gonna
be back, anyways?
- Why? You gonna be scared?
- Of what?
Oh, f*ck. You're gonna be
scared of Okhohkhwa.
Oh, my God. Why would
you even say that?
Now, that's all I'm gonna
be thinking about.
The f*cking flying head.
Shut up! Shut up!
f*cking settle down,
all right?
City girl here, huh?
I'm only going to gone
maybe a couple days, tops,
just until I get
a big haul in.
Cool.
I'm gonna put this f*cking
business on the map, son!
That's what's up!
Carpe Dee Yum!
f*ck. It's good to
see you, cuz.
You good?
Yeah. I'm okay.
Let's take a selfie.
I need content, okay?
I need content.
- Are you serious?
- Yes. Get over here.
Are you serious?
All right. Cheese!
'Kay, but for real,
are you really leaving
me here without a car?
What if I need something?
Everything you could
ever want is right here.
f*ck. Deal with it.
You got this.
All right.
Hey, but for real,
if you're hankering
for some snacks or stuff,
just give Bev a call
down at the store.
She'll hook it up.
- All right. You're right.
- Oh.
Put it on my tab.
f*ck.
But on the real,
be real careful out here,
'cause I've been hearing
stuff around the house lately.
- Seriously?
- Yeah.
- What?
- Late at night,
I'll hear
it outside.
Get out of here!
Go on!
Potato, where
you at?
Hey.
She sustains our bodies
for long periods of time.
She protects the crops
against predators.
My life's work.
...you guard these seeds
with your life.
Especially
these seeds.
They're the only known corn,
beans, and squash seeds
of their kind.
f*ck.
Sneaky kitty.
Hello?
You stay here, Potato.
I got to stop smoking
so much weed.
Potato!
A pair of brutal murders...
- A tissue stained with blood.
A mysterious list of names
and a rural eccentric
apparently gone mad.
Can the police find
him before he kills again?
Hey, my girl.
Welcome home.
It's been
a long time.
Yeah.
Why don't you, uh,
take a look outside?
Who are
those people?
What the...
Weird.
Hmm.
f*ck.
All right.
Let's do this.
Hey, everyone!
Time to get to work.
I'm going to prep this
garden for planting.
sh*t.
Oh.
Hello?
Hey!
How's New Zealand
treating you?
That's good.
I heard you're getting some.
I don't kiss
and tell.
Heck yeah I am.
I heard there was
a break-in down here.
Someone took off with some old
seeds from a friend's house.
That's strange.
Yeah. It's got me
worried about ours.
You better make sure that
cellar is locked at all times.
Aunty Mama:
When I'm good and ready.
Well, I just need to
get back to better internet.
Ah, puddy cat.
Is the rez
Wi-Fi acting up again?
Hanio. It doesn't even exist.
I don't know what
to tell you, honey bunny.
Did Wiz show you that sweet
spot in the deer stand?
Hen. I guess I'll take
a ride over there.
That Maori man must be rubbing
SPF in all the right places, eh?
I got to work
on my tan.
Okay.
Uh... yeah.
For sure.
Oh, sweetie.
Okay, Potato.
I love you so much.
Don't let
anyone in, okay?
- Okay.
Full bars! Whoo!
Yeah.
Holy sh*t!
Hey there, cat.
You're a special-looking
one, aren't you?
All right.
Nature's Oath
Seed Corp.
Hmm.
You looking for snuggles?
Yeah.
- Ah!
Wiz is right.
sh*t.
Ah!
- Ah!
Ah! Ah!
They literally are
the enemy.
Ah!
Ah, my ear!
Potato?
Oh, my God.
What the...
Potato?
Oh! No! Potato!
What the f*ck?
Ziggy?
Bandit?
Oh, my God! Are you hurt?
Did I hit you? Did I hit you?
No, no, no. I'm okay.
I'm okay. Are you okay?
I don't know!
Someone k*lled Potato,
and they smashed him up!
And they forgot
their ear!
I saw. I saw.
Ion'wesen.
Well, hello.
How's Tina Keeper
been treating you?
Holy sh*t, man!
What the hell happened to you?
You don't look good, bro.
No sh*t.
Okay, I'll go get
some bandages
or first aid
or something in the store.
Some, uh, ground moose
and two fresh sturgeon.
Not filleted, though,
but you remember how.
Mm-hmm.
Hey.
What the f*ck, Bandit?
I'm still mad at you!
What, you want me
to leave then?
No!
Somebody k*lled Potato
and smashed him
with my bubba's w*r club!
Who would do
something like that?!
What kind of twisted
f*cking person would do that?
And then, you want to
hear something else?
Wanna hear a good one?
I'm a f*cking sell-out.
Me, I'm a sell-out!
I'm literally in bed with
the f*cking enemy,
like a g*dd*mn fool.
And then, you come in here,
looking all f*cking like you do,
all hot and rugged, and expect
me to just jump into your arms,
as if-- as if it slipped my
mind, as if I just forgot
that you took my heart,
and you stomped on it,
and you f*cking set it on fire.
Ziggy, come on.
You gotta--
Hey!
Don't you follow me.
I don't want to see your stupid
f*cking face for a hot minute.
And don't you f*cking
go either!
I just need a minute.
All right.
Okay, they didn't have any
alcohol or first aid kits,
but I did find
some toilet paper
and a giant bottle
of acetone
that Bev uses to
bleach skulls and whatnot.
I also got some snacks,
too, if you're hungry.
Oh, who did this
to you, man?
Or what did this to you,
I should say.
There was a f*cking cat
at your friend's house!
Hey, man, cat scratches and
bites can be quite deadly, eh?
Probably need a tetanus shot,
maybe even rabies.
Definitely
need antibiotics, bro--
Just pour
that acetone on me.
You sure, man? 'Cause you really
don't look good, man.
Do it. Do it.
Do it. Do it.
Okay, well, you're gonna
need to chomp on this.
It's medicine, bro.
It's gonna sting, man.
Hey. Nurse Nookie.
- Oh, sh*t.
Peanut?
What?
f*ck, just come in.
What's with the hankie?
So, you don't have to look
at my stupid f*ck' face.
Ziggy, I'm sorry.
Truly, I am.
For what? Do you even know
what you're apologizing for?
Yeah.
What then?
Say it and look at me.
f*ck.
The miscarriage.
I should have been
there every moment,
but I wasn't,
and I regret it
every day you've been gone.
I just...
It's just like it was...
...too much.
You know? I just couldn't
handle it or something.
I freaked out.
I want to be there
for you now, though.
I want to stick by your side,
no matter what.
I want to make this work
between us, I really do.
Why?
Because I care about you...
and I love you.
I missed you
so much, baby.
I missed you too, f*ck.
Hey. Hey.
- Hey
Sorry I couldn't let you
crash on my couch, man.
I already got my brother,
his baby mama, and their three
sets of twins staying over.
Their water ain't drinkable
yet at their house, so...
Gotta stay safe, eh?
Hashtag "rez life".
Anyways, I brought you this.
How you feeling today?
I'm telling you, bro,
you really don't look good.
You need legit
medical attention.
There's no time.
I need you to drive me
to that... Ziggy girl's house.
Really? Ziggy?
- Interesting.
- Yeah.
Do you know where
they keep their seeds?
- Seeds?
- Yeah.
Yeah.
I know where they keep 'em.
- I can show you.
- Great.
Let's f*cking go.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Slow down there.
What's in it for me?
What's in it for Nookie baby?
How much do you want?
Well, let me think
about that for a second.
Hundred...
Hundred K?
All right. Drive.
Yeah?
Whoo!
Okay, okay, okay!
I just gotta get my coat, uh,
feed my dogs, and, uh,
I'll go see if my grandma's got
some real bandages for your--
Okay. All right, I'm going.
Nookie's goin'.
- Ah!
Holy!
Oh, my God.
Graham, why are you lurking?
I'm not lurking.
Just, uh...
call me Uncle G.
All right.
Uncle G, what's up?
Some people are
coming here to take something...
very special from you.
They already took Potato.
My deepest condolences, kiddo,
but, uh, something else,
something you must protect.
Is it the seeds?
It's the seeds, right?
Uncle G,
is it the seeds?
Is it the seeds?
Come on, man, tell me.
He didn't deserve this.
f*ck.
I think I know
who did this.
Okay.
The company that gave me this
job as a brand ambassador.
So, what's this company?
Nature's Oath
Seed Corporation?
Ziggy, those guys
are serious.
They're gonna come back.
We gotta be ready.
You mean,
you're gonna help me?
Of course I'm gonna
help you.
I meant it when I said I was
gonna stick by your side,
no matter what.
Well, we gotta
get our sh*t together.
Yello?
Hey, dude.
Hey, what's up,
big city princess?
Uh, well, I guess you could
say a lot is up because, um,
Bandit's here, for one.
Oh, sh*t.
Everything okay?
You want to
put him on the phone?
I'll tell him he better not
f*cking mess
with my cousin again.
No, no, no. Everything's good.
We talked. Everything's...
We sorted out
our sh*t, so...
Um... Okay,
don't be mad at me but
we really need you to
come home, like, right now.
Why? What's going on?
Come on! f*cking spill it!
Okay, so...
that seed company, the ones
that you warned me about,
the ones that
gave me that job?
They only hired me because
Auntie Mama lives off-grid
and knew
I'd lead them here.
They were just using me
to get to her seeds.
Well, f-f-f*ck!
Yeah, of course, man!
I f*cking told you not
to mess with those people.
Wiz, what did
I just f*cking say?
We don't have time
for this sh*t, alright?
Just get your a*s back here.
This ends tonight.
Alright, yeah, yeah.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
Okay.
Hey, so,
we have a g*n, but no a*mo.
So, I'll head home
and grab all my gear, okay?
Wait, really?
It won't take long.
I'll be gone max 40 minutes.
You got this.
And babe,
don't forget...
you're a f*cking badass.
Radio DJ:
That's a new fave of mine.
Anyway, how's everyone in
Pine River holding up today?
Hey, I got some
great news, everyone.
Myrna's taking me back.
She said I can load up
all my garbage bags
of clothes this weekend.
Crazy guy.
Radio DJ:
So, I'm playing the next one
as an apology
to the love my life.
Konnornhkhwa Myrna.
I'm sorry
if I hurt you bad
I wasn't myself
the other day
Now I'm alone
and oh so sad
Since you up
and walked away
I shouldn't have
did what I done
I shouldn't
have did what I done
I shouldn't have
said what I said
True love
is the only thing
That will and could
have changed a guy
Pull over.
What? Why?
Because we don't want
her to see us coming.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
True, true, true, true, man.
- Ziggy's a good shot.
- We'll park here and walk in.
I just need...
I need you to...
redress these wounds
with that sh*t
you got at your grandma's.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No worries, no worries.
Nurse Nookie's got you, man.
Nurse Nookie's got you.
Here.
Let me see those there.
Ever gross. You're infected.
It's just pus-y, man.
I shouldn't have
said what I said
Ooh
True love is...
Each day for him,
it is spring
And above blue
are the skies
I shouldn't have
did what I done
I shouldn't
have did what I done
I shouldn't have
said what I said
Who the f*ck is this?
Oh, that's, uh...
that's Bandit -
Ziggy's guy.
Beautiful eyes.
Stop him.
Get out, you idiot,
and stop him.
Okay.
The f*ck!
Is that Nookie?
Hey, what's going on, bro?
-Hey, Nookie.
- Good to see you, man.
Ah, f*ck.
You good?
Man, I'm just out for
a little cruise.
Got a lot
to think about, you know.
My gram's gonna o kick me out.
She won a monster bingo.
Oh, that's crazy, man.
Hey, listen, listen, listen.
Me and Ziggy, we could
use your help, actually.
Whoa! No!
Aunty Mama
You guard these seeds
with your life.
They're the only
known corn beans
and squash seeds
of their kind.
Bandit?
That's some pretty cool
f*cking sh*t, huh?
It's a genetic memory.
Boy, that f*cking h*nky
really knocked
you out, didn't he?
So, I'm your, uh,
subconscious now.
And quite frankly, I'm...
wonderin' why you're so obsessed
with that old TV show.
What's that all about?
I don't know. Your voice is
kind of soothing, I guess.
It's pretty dark bedtime
stories, isn't it?
Yeah, I guess.
So...
what now?
You're a strong, intelligent,
beautiful Mohawk woman.
You can handle anything
that's thrown at you.
I know you can.
There's things
you gotta protect.
Yeah, I know, the seeds.
No.
Really?
It's gonna be.
I'm scared, though,
of letting our ancestors'
rage take over.
So...
my niece...
Mm.
...go f*ck 'em up.
You don't look so good.
Nookie, what the f*ck?
I'm sorry, Zig.
Your friend
sold you out for 100k.
I just thought it was
for some stupid f*cking seeds.
I didn't know
he'd do that to Bandit.
What did you
do to Bandit?
Is he okay?
What-- What happened
to Bandit?
What did you do to him?!
All I want are
those seeds, Ms. Ziggy.
Just hand them over
and you can forget me.
I'll be gone
from your life forever,
and we can all move on,
simple as pie.
Potato was my best friend,
and you took him from me,
and now Bandit?
I could never forget you!
I will die before you ever
get your hands on those seeds.
You're evil.
The company you
work for is evil.
You're scum of
the f*cking earth!
That's for my ear!
- Yello?
-Hey!
Nookie?
Hey, what's going on?
Is Ziggy--
- Give me that!
More?
Ziggy, hang in there,
I'm on my way.
I will burn this
house to the ground
and destroy everything in it,
including you,
if you don't tell me
where those seeds are kept.
Can you just...
loosen the rope around
my feet, please?
You don't gotta cut it.
I just need a little bit of
blood back into my feet.
Please?
I'll show you
where they are, I promise.
Is that better, princess?
Aah! My ear!
Grab her, you idiot!
Get the f*ck off me, Nook!
Get off me!
Hey, I think
I found the seed room!
No need to hurt anybody!
Ziggy!
Ziggy, just give him the seeds
and it will all be over!
- Batter's up, m*therf*cker!
Aah!
Yo!
Buddy, you okay?
Hey, man.
What's going on?
Oh, sh*t.
Bandit? f*ck!
Bandit!
Hey, hey, hey, hey! Bandit!
Bandit! Can you hear me?
Oh, sh*t!
- Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey!
Look at me. Look at me.
Look, look, hey,
I got you, bro. I got you.
Hey, hey,
don't worry about that, man.
Hey, can you get up?
Here. Come on.
Sit up.
I bet things didn't turn out
the way you
thought it would, did it?
Why did you think you
would come all the way here
and I would just let you take
off with my family's legacy?
Let me give you
a little history lesson.
My people,
the Kanienkehaka,
we are the original custodians
of this land
that you have encroached on,
and we were put here by Creation
to ensure that our mother,
the Earth, is safe,
so that she can do what she has
done since time immemorial,
and that is to provide
for all of us.
And this company that
you work for, Nature's Oath,
they are a threat
to the balance
and the well-being
of our mother.
w*r has been declared
and you are a soldier in
this w*r against our mother,
and that makes you
an enemy to my people.
And do you know
what my people did
to our enemies
during wartime?
Allow me to demonstrate.
First...
we stripped them down
and tied them to a post.
Like so.
And then...
...we tore
the nails from her fingers.
That's for Potato!
And that's for Bandit!
Then...
we would shower them
with blows from cudgels.
That just means we like
to hit them with a short stick.
I chose the red willow -
it's a classic.
And we would whip them
in the loins...
...the belly...
the face...
- the shins...
- ...the thighs...
- ...the nips.
You know what?
You should thank me.
Because I'm about
to baptize you
to ensure that you meet your
holiest God in your holy heaven.
Hail Mary, full of grace,
the Lord is with thee.
Blessed art thou amongst women
and blessed is the fruit
of thy womb, Jesus.
Holy Mary, Mother of God,
pray for us sinners,
now and at the hour
of our death.
-Here she comes.
Oh, God.
And now, Uncle G did
this in the movie Clearcut.
He called it
"de-barking".
I always wanted
to try it out.
It's kinda gross.
- Fresh meat.
I'm just gonna...
Nookie,
you know this company
that this man works for?
They could have worked with all
the seed keepers of the world
to ensure that
all of the nutrients
could be shared with everyone.
But they didn't.
But they didn't...
because they're poisoning us.
You are not your own man,
and that's sad.
You will die here tonight,
and I'm going to grind up
your flesh and your bones
and I'm going to
feed them to the animals,
and then they're going to
turn you into excrement
to nourish the earth.
It's beautiful, isn't it?
It's like
the circle of life.
You know, I was taught
that we all have gifts.
And tonight,
I'm realizing that
one of my gifts
is the ability to exact
revenge upon my enemies
with no remorse whatsoever.
You made a few
wrong choices in your life
that led you to this place,
that led you to me.
Big mistake.
Nookie...
Please!
Please, Ziggy,
please don't f*cking k*ll me.
Please...
f*ck you, you f*cking idiot.
I'm not gonna f*cking k*ll you,
even though you deserve it.
Really?
But you sold
your people out
for a hundred
thousand dollars!
You should be
ashamed of yourself.
I'm sorry, Ziggy.
There are fewer things lower
than a sell-out.
You understand me?!
Zigs, no!
Zig!
No more, please.
f*cking feathers?
I feel sorry
for your family.
Go on.
Go on!
Nookie?
Ziggy?
That's my girl.
Lay here, dead of night
You don't need me and I...
I don't feel right
Tonight
Skipping stones
in the southern light
You don't need me
and then I try...
To sleep
And the wolves say
Your heart bites
And miss
a time that's easy?
And the wolves say
Your heart bites
It's tearing off the pieces
Sleep
And by my side, in the night
In order to get by
The wolves say no,
you don't have to go
Go hide
At the sight of life
So, say what you want
Did you want my love
And send them
off in spite of...
Your lies
Your bite
And the wolves say
Your heart bites
And miss a time that's easy
And the wolves say
Your heart bites
Let's tear that sh*t
To motherfuckin'
Pieces
Tonight
And sleep
And sleep
And sleep
Sleep
And the wolves say
Your heart bites
And miss a time that's easy
And the wolves say
Your heart bites
Let's tear that sh*t
To motherfuckin'
Pieces
Tonight
And sleep
Sleep
Sleep
Sleep
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