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01x10 - Protect the Environment... Something Stinks in Here!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo". Aired: September 30, 2005.*
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The impossible adventures of Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo, a warrior who fights using his nose hairs to defeat an evil empire that wants to turn the human race bald.

01x10 - Protect the Environment... Something Stinks in Here!

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-Bo

-bobo and company

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-have finally arrived at C

-block Base.

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-Waiting for them was Geha the Tornado,

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-who trapped them in the harsh Maelstrom of Entrance Exam Hell.

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-However, the one who saved the day,

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-was that kid we've kept a mystery for so long, Master of the Fist of the Fart,

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-Heppokomaru!

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-And so, while Don Patch was celebrating

"Happy Birthday"

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-Bo

-bobo's second birthday this year...

"Happy Birthday"

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-Someone came through the wall.

Raw Provider:

Bleeds_Tricolore

Translation:

SystematicChaos

Timing:

StitchOtaku

Karaoke: StitchOtaku, SystematicChaos,

Walker Prescott

Typesetting:

GonbeFAN

Quality Checking:

SpiritofHokutoXX

Encoding:

StitchOtaku

Translation Check:

denshousha

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(Get up!) Stand up.

Stop dropping dead all the time,

Come and fly away!

Step on it!

b*mb it!

Go! Go! Tricky Style!

Hurry and hit the gong!

That's the kind of era we're in,

We can't be stopped!

,, Blow! Megaton Puncher!

Fighting Soul! expl*sive Power!

Punch a dent into logic!

Crash b*mb! C'mon, Block Buster!

Let's jet go! Straight down our path!

I'm an up and coming fighter!

(Like a Phatman)

Like a macho man

Push ahead

Really hard

Like a starving wild challenger!

Say what? Bo

-bobo!

Say what? Bo

-bobo!

Say what? Bo

-bobo!

(Get up!) Stand up.

Kutabatte bakkainna

Buttonde ikou janai

Funbatte

b*mber tte

Go! Go! Tricky Style!

Hayaku narase gongu

Konna jidai da ze

Oretachi wa tomerarenai

Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on!

Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on!

Get out!

「, , Blow」 Megaton kyuu puncher

「Fighting Soul」 Yo! Hajikeru power

Bukkowashiteenda joushikitte yatsu wo

Yes come on!

「Crash b*mb」 ittoke Block Buster

「Let's Jet Go」 Waga michi masshigura

Kakeagare faitaa!

(Like a Phatman)

Binbin macho de

Gangan ittoke!

Banban hard na

Ueta Wild Challenger!

Save the Environment!

The password is:

Farting Toot Toot!{This is part of the outline, I did the outline as seperate lines for the karaoke effect, don't delete this line!}

Farting Toot Toot!{This is part of the outline, I did the outline as seperate lines for the karaoke effect, don't delete this line!}

Farting Toot Toot!{This is part of the outline, I did the outline as seperate lines for the karaoke effect, don't delete this line!}

Farting Toot Toot!{This is part of the outline, I did the outline as seperate lines for the karaoke effect, don't delete this line!}

Farting Toot Toot!

Farting Toot Toot!

It doesn't stink!

"Save the Environment! The password is: Farting Toot Toot! It doesn't stink!"

Wallman

I found you, Heppokomaru!

Wh

-What is he?

Did you think you could get away from me?

From me, the Great Wallman? {added the Great to flare line and he

-sama as well}

It's my birthday!

Dammit, why'd a pursuer have to come now?

Celebrate! Celebrate!

Heppokomaru!



- You got me angry now.

- Yay yay... {can I change it to You got me angey now?} {he says yay yay}

So is the asparagus? {added ?}

Asparagus?

The boss thinks highly of your strength.

Where's the next camera angle?

I'm not asking for much. I just want you to join us. {flared out line}

Here!

Next one... {splitted line and added one}

Over my dead body.

Right here!

Who would join you monsters?



- I'll give you asparagus if you join us.

- Not over yet! {I hear him say madda madda}

Where's the next one? Where is it?

Crap! It's over there! I lost...

Game Pig

Hey!

What do you think you're doing in my base?

Geha the Tornado

Idiot! Don't touch him!

Too late!

Time to eat you up! {re

-worded line}

What's going on?

H

-Hel...{capitalised words and remove H

-}

That was delicious.

No way! Did he just eat that guy?

No way! This isn't asparagus!

It's macaroni! {please split}

What was that? This guy could only control wind? {added was that}

I can't use this. I don't even need it. {added this and even}

Heppokomaru!

What I really want is your Fist of the Fart... {flared out line}

You monster!

No way... He eats people...

No! Please, no!

He's scary... He's too scary...

Don't worry about a thing!

I'm sure we passed!

"Hajike University Announcement of Successful Applicants"

Come on! Be brave and come look!

Um... my exam number is...

My exam number is...

Found it!

It's "Medium Blessing!"

Fortune Slip

Medium Blessing

Medium Blessing... Medium Blessing...

Let's see...

Medium Blessing... Medium Blessing...

Medium Blessing... Medium Blessing...

"Medium Blessing"

There it is! {changed for is to it}

I passed! I actually passed!

"Hajike University Announcement of Successful Applicants"

I drew a fortune and I passed!

Thank you, Mama and Papa from the countryside!

Yay! Yay! I passed!

How are we supposed to fight against a people

-eating monster?

This is the worst situation we've ever been in!

Beauty!

Bo

-bobo!

Cheer up.

What the hell!?

"Instructor"

Begin the cheering!

Please cheer up, Beauty!

Go for it, Beauty!

Go for it, Beauty!

Go for it, Beauty!

Go for it, Beauty! Go for it, Beauty!

You're too quiet!

You think that'll make Beauty cheer up?

It's fine!

I've cheered up a lot now. {changed from enough to a lot}

Really...?

Cheerfulness is most important.

Cameo Actor Frailman

I'm Cameo Actor Frailman. {please split}

"THE END"

I don't get it. Now I'm not cheerful anymore. {Can I change the last sentence to "I don't get it. Now I'm not cheerful anymore."?} {I was gonna make a HNK joke by putting down "I don't get it. I'm already sad." but I guess it doesn't flow with the sentence}

If you won't join us, then I'll just have to consume you. {flared out line and changed from eat to consume}

I'll take your Fist of the Fart by force! {added by force}{he says itatakaze, sorta sounds like the verb to eat, wasn't too sure how to implement the eat in the sentence, only like this: "I'll eat your Fist of the Fart by force!}

This is gonna be good.

You just try it, ya freakin' wall!

That's my line!

He stole it, eh?

Ya know what...?{added what?}

I'm angry at ya. {added at ya}

I am truly sorry.

Earth Bo

-bobo

If ya keep farting this much yerself...

ya don't care if the Earth's atmosphere gets polluted? {changed from dirty to polluted}

Yes, sir! It is as you say, Mr. Earth! {he says Ha Haaaaa, what does that mean? My only guess was Yes, sir}

Heppokomaru... was it?

Yes!

Don't ya think yer not bein' nice ta me?

Whaddya think o' the environment, Heppokomaru?

One Stroke Script LETYes, you ♥

M

-Me!?

Well, what?

Ya'll cause abnormal weather.

Ya don't care if El Niño or somethin' happens?

No, I do care! I repent in place of the person himself!

Well, ya know... the person himself...

I'm being invaded!!

The Aliens

Commence the invasion on Earth!{Flared line} {Can we remove the word Chuu, since in theory chuu isn't a real word, I know that Tsuru Tsurulina III's pet says "poon" but we might as well translate the words that makes sense. I also know you put up the words in Bo

-bobo World, where King Nose Hair says some random words but at least that was a word he was saying where as here, it's just an additional word. It's more to do with the suffixes for words that I don't like being translated like san, sama, kun etc}

Hey, can't we just start over? {Added hey}

Risuo

Risumi

I'm sorry. But... I...

I can't...



Run! We're closed for the day!

The Old Man in Bo

-bobo's Nose

The Housewife in Bo

-bobo's Nose

Hiro's underwear...

Purukogi!

What's happening? What's happening?

Mr. Earth!

Earth Defence Force HQ

Sector has been suppressed!

No response from Sector !

We have lost contact with Sector !

Earth Defence Force Captain

We have no choice but to use our ultimate weapon!

Franklin Gothic MediumEarth Defence Force Ultimate Weapon XAAP

-

-A Mk #

No! Don't be hasty!

Please don't be so hasty!

Fire!

Ow! {heard Ow}

Ow! Ow! Ouch!

Retreat at once!

We did it! We won!

My birthplace... peace on Earth... {moved peace on Earth to this line}

forever...

GASP

Mr. Earth! Mr. Earth!

Setting that aside...

What's wrong, Heppokomaru?

Ya not gonna come at me?

Fist of the Fart...

October!

October! October! October!

Fist of the Fart: October

May!

Fist of the Fart Secret Technique:

Fist of the Fart Secret Technique: May

May!

I'd like to hit him with a combo...

but he'll eat me if I get too close.

I'd better keep my distance and take this slow...

Papa!

Kenny

Take me to the amusement park! Amusement park!

Amusement park?

Take me to the amusement park!



- Let's go!

- Stop it, moron! Let me go!

Let me go! Let me go now, you stupid...

Over here...



- Let me go!

- Over here!

Over here!

Over here! Over here!



- I said let me go!

- Over here!

Over here! Over here!{This line was really funny because I thought he was gonna finish his line but manage to time it beautifully}

{Over he...}

Oh won't you please take him, Father?

Mother

{HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA}

I'm just as surprised as you are!

Hey now, Kenny. Your nose is running!

How long were you in there for?

Just get lost already! {changed to already}

Seaweed!!!

"Seaweed"

Me too.

Then let's go together!

Let's go!

Yeah!

Yeah! {extra Hey!}

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-But what was with the seaweed?

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-Heppokomaru is no longer a mystery,

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-but we have another mystery on our hands.

Heppokomaru!

What is it, Wallman? {Added is it}

Honestly, you're a very weak boy. {flared out line}

What?

You haven't even mastered the Fist of the Fart. {added even}

What do you know about the Fist of the Fart?

More than you think.

You liar! {added you}

The reason the boss wants you,

is because he wants his hands on the hidden power of the Fist of the Fart.

The hidden power of the Fist of the Fart?

Whatever the case, you can't use the hidden power of the Fist of the Fart.

But if I eat you, I'll be able to use the Fist of the Fart!

Now feed me the Fist of the Fart! {re

-worded line or hand over could work as well}

You've gotta be kidding!

Bo

-bobo!

I

-It's strong... {removed the extra space}

Did he beat you, as well? {changed to as well}

Be careful. He's coming up here, {added ,}

to finish us off.

Dammit! {please time}

It's here!

Ashcan BBOld World Swallowtail Class Insecta Order Lepidoptera Family Papilionidae Signature Attack: Drinking Nectar

A butterfly!?



- Mercy! Mercy!

- Please forgive us!

That's one tough butterfly...

Well, have fun with that...

No, no!

Have mercy!

No!



- Mercy! Mercy! Have mercy!

- Congratulations, Don Patch!

Quit getting in my way all the time!

Give it up. You can't beat him the way you are now.

What?

You got that right.

Who are you anyway? {Added anyway}

Me?

I am...

My name is...

Bobobo

-bo Bo

-bobo!

Take my Fist of the Fart!

Why the hell are you wearing my clothes?

And you can call me... {flaring line}

Don Patch!

So you've come, Don Patch! I'll defeat you with my Fist of the Fart!

I'll eat you! I'll eat you!

Toot toot! Toot toot!

It smells good! It smells good!

Toot toot! Toot toot!

It smells good! It smells good!

Toot toot! Toot toot!

It smells good! It smells good!

Toot toot! Toot toot!

It smells good! It smells good!

Toot toot! Toot toot!

It smells good! It smells good!

Toot toot! Toot toot!

It smells good! It smells good!

Toot toot! Toot toot!

It smells good! It smells good!

Toot toot! Toot toot!

It smells good! It smells good!

Now, all of you watching the TV, join in! {Added of}

Toot toot! Toot toot! Puppu Puppu



-{this is for the macrons, don't delete}



-{this is for the macrons, don't delete}

It smells good! It smells good! Ii nioi Ii nioi

Toot toot! Toot toot! Puppu Puppu



-{this is for the macrons, don't delete}



-{this is for the macrons, don't delete}

It smells good! It smells good! Ii nioi Ii nioi



- Toot toot! Toot toot!

- It smells good! It smells good!



- Toot toot! Toot toot!

- It smells good! It smells good!



- Toot toot! Toot toot!

- It smells good! It smells good!

Everyone thinks I'm some kind of joke...

Quit making fun of me! {please split}

Calm down, Boy A.

Let me go!

That must be the Fist of the Nose Hair! {he says "arewa massasck" what does massasck mean?}

How could this be?

To think that someone besides the boss could use the Fist of the Nose Hair!

I have to return and report this to the boss.{flared line}

Hello, I'd like to hail a taxi.

Yes. # will arrive in about seconds.

Some urgent business has come up, so I getting out of here. {flared line}

The hell!? {Might as well stick to !?}{Also Can i change it to "The hell!?" just to change it up a bit from say What all the time}

Thank you for waiting.

Our fight is on our tea soup... {I added on to make it a bit funny}

I mean... on hold, Heppokomaru!

Excuse me, could you take me to Shinjuku Station?

"Hajike"

Got it.

"Hajike"

So, Mr. Driver, how's business?

Alright, I guess.

"Hajike" "Patch"

This vehicle is turning left.

Please be cautious.

Um... aren't we going in circles?

We're almost at Shinjuku, sir.

How is that taxi going to get anywhere?

Beauty!

Hey, Beauty!

Wake up, Beauty!

Huh? When did I...

Right. I remember now.

I got bored of Bo

-bobo and Don Patch...

and I fell asleep.

Wallman's left.

Let's leave too.

We can leave?

Wait!

I have a request for you!

Wait! I really need your help! {It sounds like he's saying more for some reason but can't find a way to flare out line}

Please listen to me!

Hey, Bo

-bobo, are you listening?

Okay. Let's finish it.

Click.

Five!

Four!

Three!

Two!

One!

Zero!

Aren't we shaking?

Could be. {please time}

Iwasaki Household

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-Meanwhile, at Mr. Iwasaki's house...

Father: Iwasaki Yoshio

Mother: Iwasaki Masako

Hiroki!

Eldest Child: Iwasaki Hiroki

Hiroki!

What is it?

You had a test today, didn't you?

How did it go?

Whaddya mean?

Your grades!

Who cares?

I do.

Seconds.

%. I got %.

How can you be satisfied with those grades? You've been watching too much TV...

Seconds, mother.

Get them yourself.

Okay.

Doesn't it feel like we're falling?

Could be. {please time}

So they've finally found me.

I don't know who they are, but they must be very good at this.

I can't stay in this town any longer.

Sir.

We've reached Shinjuku. That'll be yen.

Here...

Sir!

You're ten yen short!

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-And thus... The Hair Hunters C

-block Base... {Added and the}

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-was destroyed.

Let's go, Beauty.

Yeah.

Hey! Wait up!

Softon

If she's with him, then I don't have to worry.

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-I'm not sure it's much of a relief myself...

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-But this man named Softon has felt something about Bo

-bobo

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-that only those who have fought Bo

-bobo themselves can know.

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-Is Softon a friend or foe?

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-And what mysteries are those eyes that look from behind that meaningful face hiding?

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-Looks like we've got another mystery on our hands!

Happy, happy, I'm always happy...

Where does happiness come from?

I will go to you again today.

Happiness comes suddenly when I'm sleeping.

If you're happy,

show everyone by raising your arms into the air!

Happy, happy, I'm always happy.

I wish that it would never end.

Happy, happy, We are happy!

Because I am loved...

...forever!

se

yo


ru

se

tte

ra

nii

Mr. Bo

-bobo, please make me your student!

Very well. But the path of Hajike is very harsh.

Why are you trying to make him a Hajike student?

I will submit to Mr. Bo

-bobo's teaching.

Then come with me to the Nose Hair Dojo!

Oh! Looks like this dojo will make me stronger!

Hold it! You're making a big mistake!

Next time on Bobobo

-bo Bo

-bobo:

""The Crane Maiden" of Betrayal and Greed. Thanks for the verse!" {re

-time end}

"The Crane Maiden"

Betrayal and Greed

for the

Std Lightverse!

The master is an old lady? {re

-time beginning}