01x11 - A Bird in the Hand Still Smells Fowl!

[bunniefuu]

Prepare yourself. At last your time has come. I will now

I will now

defeat you.



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-The assassin Wallman

Wallman

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-was after Heppokomaru's Fist of the Fart.

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-Astonished by Bo

-bobo's Fist of the Nose Hair, {I want to change "Surprised" with "Astonished"

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-he fled to report to his boss. {Instead of using "Left" use "Fled" it sounds more dramatic

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-But what's this!? {changed to But}

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-C

-block Base is... {please split}

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-It's...!!!

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-It crashed on the Iwasaki's house!

Iwasaki Household

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-And so, the Hair Hunters C

-block Base was annihilated. {Change "Destroyed" to "Annihilated" it sounds better

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-Heppokomaru follows after Bo

-bobo. {Instead of "Joined" put "Follows after"

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Softon

If she's with him, I won't have to worry. {Change "Don't need" to "Won't have" and get rid of "Then" it sounds better

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-As Softon watches them leave, he mutters something inconceivable. {changed to Softon} {changed to unusual}

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-What can those words mean? {Change "Do" to "Can" so it sounds dramatic"

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-Softon... Could it be that you're... {Change "Could you" with "Is it that"

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-In love with Heppokomaru?

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-There was a slight error in the narration there,

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-and for that I deeply apologize.

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-And now it's time for today's story! {flared line}

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(Get up!) Stand up.

Stop dropping dead all the time,

Come and fly away!

Step on it!

b*mb it!

Go! Go! Tricky Style!

Hurry and hit the gong!

That's the kind of era we're in,

We can't be stopped!

,, Blow! Megaton Puncher!

Fighting Soul! expl*sive Power!

Punch a dent into logic!

Crash b*mb! C'mon, Block Buster!

Let's jet go! Straight down our path!

I'm an up and coming fighter!

(Like a Phatman)

Like a macho man

Push ahead

Really hard

Like a starving wild challenger!

Say what? Bo

-bobo!

Say what? Bo

-bobo!

Say what? Bo

-bobo!

(Get up!) Stand up.

Kutabatte bakkainna

Buttonde ikou janai

Funbatte

b*mber tte

Go! Go! Tricky Style!

Hayaku narase gongu

Konna jidai da ze

Oretachi wa tomerarenai

Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on!

Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on!

Get out!

「, , Blow」 Megaton kyuu puncher

「Fighting Soul」 Yo! Hajikeru power

Bukkowashiteenda joushikitte yatsu wo

Yes come on!

「Crash b*mb」 ittoke Block Buster

「Let's Jet Go」 Waga michi masshigura

Kakeagare faitaa!

(Like a Phatman)

Binbin macho de

Gangan ittoke!

Banban hard na

Ueta Wild Challenger!

"The Crane Maiden"

of Betrayal and Greed

s

for the

verse!

""The Crane Maiden" of Betrayal and Greed Thanks for the verse!"

Bo

-bobo, he's trying to tell you something. {change the line to "Bobo, he's trying to tell you something." It sound's a bit more serious in a funny way

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So stop stuffing your face and listen to him. {Change "Eating your lunch" with "Stuffing your face"

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Alright then. {flared line}

I've come seeking your help, Bo

-bobo. I need you to save my hometown that was attacked. {Entirely changed with you.

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Your hometown?

Bo

-bobo, I've been observing your fights for the past few days. {Change "watching" with "Observing" since he's been watchin him in the shadows"

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You're a lot stronger than I'd ever anticipate. {Changed with you.

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You did horseplay a lot, though... {Change the line to: "You do horseplay a lot, though..."

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So you're the one who's been following us all this time, Hekkun?

Hekkun?

Heppokomaru's too long, so I'll call you Hekkun.

Hekkun...

Huh?

Are you listening, Bo

-bobo?

What's with that costume!?

Now, everyone!

It's feeding time!

Feeding? But that's a battery! {added but}

Eat it all up!

It's a battery. Don't you want it? What's wrong? Aren't you feeling well? {I hear him sany "genki nai wo ne" in this sentence}

Hey, are you listening?

Where does it hurt? Where?

Alright. We're taking them as we planned. {flared line} {Change "Taking" with "Snatching"}

OK!

Employee A

Employee B

I'll distract the parent! You take the young ones!

OK.

I'll protect them with my life!

With my life!

I've analyzed your data!

And this is what you're after! {re

-phrased line}

They're... {added it's}

Alkaline batteries!

Alkaline batteries! Alkaline batteries! Alkaline batteries! Alkaline batteries!

Mission accomplished.

We did it!

Now that we have these...

We can do better calculations!

Now our company's IT will be revolutionized!

We will now return...

To our company.

Best of luck! {changed from good to best of}

You fiends! You demons! {added you to flare line}

Hey, are you going to listen...?

My daughter and two sons...


So they were boys and girls?

Your children are saving a company.

Now will you listen to me?

Come. {Instead of "Now" pur "Come" so it sounds funny

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Hey, come on! I need your help! {Instead of using "Please" use "Come on!" so it looks like he really needs him

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Wait a minute! {Instead of "one" put "a" minute it sounds less stiff

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}Crane?

Don't you peek. Don't open the door, either. {Instead of "Look" use "Peak" so it sounds funny

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I guess I've gotta wait here until Mr. Bo

-bobo feels better... {Add "wait here" so it flows better

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Fever!

Let's forget all our problems and dance the night away!

Fever!

Yeah!

Wow!

Hey!

Hey!

Fever!

Fever!

Yeah!

Wow!

This is about saving lives here! Listen to me! {Make it even though it's entirely different so it sounds funny "This is about saving lives here!"

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Just wait here, Hekkun. {added here}

I'll just ask them for you.

Bo

-bobo! Listen to what Hekkun has to say! {flared line}{changed to Hekkun and the spell check for Hekkun is Heineken the beer}

I thought they were having fever time!

I am sorry, Crane. I've been causing you so much trouble.

What are you talking about? Don't be such a stranger.

Just close your eyes. I'll be working now, so don't worry.

Tribute

I've got to pay my tribute soon...

Oh, I completely forgot! The bank closes at three!

There, there. If you're in too much of a hurry, it'll cost us more.

So you pay tributes at the bank?

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-Of course you don't. {flared line}

Are you not the Crane that I saved back then?

I told you not to peek inside this room! {Change "Look" to "Peak"

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Hey! I'm sorry!

Why don't you ever listen to me?

I didn't mean to...!

Could this be "The Crane..." {Shouldn't it be "That" instead of "This" ?

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TL Note: "The Crane Maiden" is a very well

-known Japanese folktale

The Crane...

Dung Beetle!!

Get away from us!

Don't come any closer!

And they all lived happily ever after.

No we didn't!

Someone's there!

Hair Hunters L

-block Trooper: Puppetman

I'm Hair Hunters L

-block Trooper, Puppetman!

I've found you, Bo

-bobo!

Prepare yourself. At last your time has come.

I will now... defeat you.

... He's cute ♥

I never back down from a challenge.

I'll beat you up, Bo

-bobo. I'll beat you to a pulp.

He's coming!

Heppokomaru.

I understand how you feel.

I'll help you out. If you can defeat him, that is.

Really? Don't go forgetting your promise!

Right then, I'll show you what I can do!

However, you must not use the Fist of the Fart!



Out of my way!

Why? Why can't I use the Fist of the Fart?

Hekkun!

He...he's strong. At this rate, he'll be done for!{You should add "We'll be done for", That sounds better

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Bo

-bobo!

Come down this instant! What are your demands?

I can't wait! I wanna eat cup noodles, but I ain't gonna wait for three lousy minutes! {added for and lousy}{flared line}

I'm gonna eat it one minute after I add the water!

But if you eat it, it'll be hard!

You just leave this to me! {flared line}

Raw

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-It's...

(One Minute After Adding Water!!) Raw Noodles

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-The raw noodles you can eat one minute after adding water!

{What is she saying here}

My, my. {where was this meant to be timed? at Raw Noodle Man or from his fans?} {At Raw Noodle Man}

What an impatient guy we have here. {flared line}

Now allow me talk to him. {Instead of "Let me" make it "Allow me" so it's being serious in a funny situation

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Please do what you can. {flared line}

Hey, boy! Listen to me! I'm Raw Noodles!

You're Raw Noodles?

What flavor?

Sugar and Soy Sauce.

Does that even exist?

Your mother didn't raise you

to threaten cup noodles!

Shut up! Leave me alone!

Remember!

You used to put the powder, {retimed line}

on dry noodles and eat them!

If you eat ramen...

Do six situps!

If you eat ramen...

Do six situps!

If you eat ramen...

Do six situps!

If you eat ramen...

Do six situps!

Hear that, boy?

We noodles sweat all day to keep our backs in shape! {what's with the brackets is he actually saying structure? If he isn't I'm removing it}

But situps don't work the back, they work the abs!

Back

Abs

If you eat ramen, do six situps!

If you eat ramen, do six situps!

If you eat ramen, do six situps!

If you eat ramen, do six... {added line for comedy}

Situps! If you eat ramen... {added line for comedy}

If you eat ramen...

Do six sit

-ups!

If you eat ramen...

Do six sit

-ups!

If you stretch tanmen...

You have six stories of rebars!

THE END

sh*t! I can't read his movements!

If only I could use the Fist of the Fart...

But why?

Why can't I use it?

You depend too much on the Fist of the Fart.

Bo

-bobo!

I could easily beat someone like him,

without even using the Fist of the Nose Hair. {Flip the words "Even" and "Without"

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What?

{Fist of Clap

-Clapping}

Fist of Clap

-Clapping a CD Case!

{a CD Case}

Clap

-clap! Clap

-clap! Clap

-clap!

Let's go!{what's he saying here? This is all I could think of}

My CD... {moved the ... up to this line}

It won't clap.

{Beauty's face is saying "Awwwwww man, you really are stupid aren't you?"}

{Fist of Not Clap

-Clapping}

Fist of Not Clap

-Clapping a CD Case!!

{A CD Case!!}

No clap

-clap! No clap

-clap!

Take this!

Oh, no! It closed! {added oh no} {It would be even funnier to add "Ah, sh*t!" instead of "Oh, no!" for comedic value in a tense moment

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Thank goodness.

Who does he think he is?

You're just as weak if you don't use the Fist of the Nose Hair.

Idiot. Take a good look at his feet.

Tissue

Tissues!?

Fist of the Tissue Secret Technique: Box

-Wearing Fist

That's the Fist of the Tissue Secret Technique: Box

-Wearing Fist.

Box

-Wearing Fist?

It's a legendary secret technique that triples the user's speed.

To think that he's mastered it...

Wait, that secret technique... {added wait as he says something before saying that secret technique}

Box Dash!

I didn't know! I didn't know... {Instead of using "!" you should add "..." so it leads up to the final line

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I didn't know that tissues were this devastating! {changed from harst to lethal} {Change "Lethal" to "Destructive" or to "Devastating" to keep that seriousness in a funny situation since they're only tissues, Lol

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Wow! Bo

-bobo is really astonishing! {Change "Amazing" to "Wow!" and change the other "amazing" to "astonishing"

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You're still feeble, Heppokomaru. {thinking of another word instead of weak, how's powerless?} {Change "Powerless" to "Feeble" since it sounds pretty funny and it means "not strong" anyways, Lol

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Join me, and I'll train you myself. {flared line} {Instead of using "Come with" use "Join" because Hekkun already "came" with Bobo earlier, So it would make more sense if he said "Join me" since he's already there

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Really?

At the Nose Hair Dojo.

Nose Hair Dojo?

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-Heppokomaru felt like a storm was brewing.

You sure got it rough, eh, Hekkun? {added eh to add flare to line}

Nose Hair...

Dojo?

Nose Hair Dojo

Bo

-bobo has arrived at the Nose Hair Dojo, {added ,} {Instead of using the word "Come" use "Arrived" so the narrator sounds serious.

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to train Heppokomaru.

So this must be the Nose Hair Dojo. {re

-worded line}

A lukewarm wind.

Here comes the storm... {changed to the}

No! {added no}

What's that!? {Make it "What's that!?" instead of "What is that!?" so it flows better

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Now here's your bean paste bread. Put it on. {Bean paste bread? Isn't that a donut?}

Huh?

I feel kind of stupid wearing it... Like this?

Put it on! Put it on! Put it on! {thie is gonna be the first image I'm gonna gif}

Alright, dammit! I'll put it on! {I would change the first line to "All right, sh*t!" so it sounds funny and serious at the same time

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Awesome. {Change "Good" to "Awesome." so it sounds funny

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The bean paste bread is consuming me! {Instead of "eating" use "consuming" so it sounds funny and serious

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I didn't take it seriously! I didn't take the bean paste bread seriously!

Am I at fault for not taking bean paste bread seriously?

Behold! Bean paste bread is sweet as sugar!

Glory to the bean paste bread! {added the}

'Scuse me.

What's this?

Purukogi... Purukogi... Purukogi... Purukogi...

They're giant killifish!

Killifish #

Killifish #

Purukogi... Purukogi... Purukogi... Purukogi...

That's...

Bean paste bread!

What?

Step : Protect the bean paste bread with your life!

Bean paste bread!

That hurt!

Bean paste bread!

Hekkun!

Killifish #

I'll be eating that!

Killifish #! What's wrong?

This is a jelly donut! {I would've thought that was a jam donut, or is there a japanese word for donut?}

Jelly Donut

You're barbaric... You knew we killifish are vulnerable to jelly, didn't ya? {Change "Cruel" to "Barbaric" and change "Susceptive" to "Vulnerable" in sounds funnier and better

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And yet you fed me a jelly donut?

Fiend!

Demon!

Are killifish really vulnerable to jelly? {Same thing here change the line to "Vulnerable"

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That's obviously not true!

Bo

-bobo, these are jelly donuts.

Strawberry Kiwi Marmalade

He's spreading it on them!

There, ma'am. Now your skin is all smooth and shiny.

I'll put some on your lips to make them glossy.

Eye shadow's in style so I'll put some on your eye... See? You're all sparkly!

Excellent! {heard excellent}

Spread some jelly on me! {I removed the y in spready but I take you added that?} {For this character use "Smear" instead of "Spread" it sounds funny

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You're...

Tomorrow's Bread!

Spread it on me! Please spread some on me! {Same thing here use "Smear"

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None for you.

Why won't you spread some on me? {Same thing here with "Smear"

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Cut that out!

Let me go! I need to be spreaded! {Same there here but "Smeared", Lol

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Let me go!

Bo

-bobo, spread some on him. {For all the rest of the characters they use the term "Spread" while the bread uses the term "Smear" so it makes it funny

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I only put butter on my bread.

on my bread

Butter...!?

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-The beat

-up bread...

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-slumped to the mat with a BUTTER.{was it meant to be caps on purpose?}{flared line, feel free to think of any boxing related lines here}



- One... Two...

- Tomorrow's Bread!

Three... Four...

It's alright... It's alright now. {Make it "It's alright... It's alright now."

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You've done well.

Tomorrow's Bread was burnt to a toast. {I would change "Burned" to "Burnt" cause it sounds funnier

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I'm sorry, okay?

I won't sneak any more bites, so don't eat me.

Are you alright?

You're...

I have drifted miles from the southern isles.

I'm the drifting Coconut Man.


I shake my thighs under the starry skies.

And I'll make my ukulele sing for you tonight.

Aloha 'Oe!

Now rest up and drink from my husk! {bit strange when he says to eat when he's holding a straw} {Make it "Rest up" so it sounds better

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No way... You'll let me drink you too?

Do I taste good? Are you refreshed? {I would change this line to "Do I taste good?" Lol, It makes sense if he's drinking him

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The south! You're from the south!

Northern Man

{What's he saying here?}

A northern man is invading the area! {I would change "Land" to "Area" since land sounds a bit stiff

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This is bad! This is bad! Somebody please notice him!

What's with you?

The southern guy noticed!

Southern Man

It's cold! It's cold!

Get out! Get out of here!

That's the spirit, southern guy!

Get that northern guy out of here!

Wanna fight?

What!?

That's it! Go southern guy! Go southern guy! Go southern guy! Go southern guy!

Go southern guy!

Victory!

What!?

As a result, the world entered a five hundred year ice age. {flared line}

The Northern Men conquered the world. {changed to ruled} {I would use "Conquered" instead of "Ruled" cause again it sounds more serious while still being funny.

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What a load of bullhonky! {I would completely re

-word this and make Patch say "You can forget that mess!" since it seems to fit in the context

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I can't fight any more of these guys.

Alright. That's the first step cleared. {re

-worded line}

Hey, Bo

-bobo, how about me? {removed ? and added ,} {Added another , to the end of "Hey"

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Beauty, you've graduated as well. {Added as well} {Instead of using "Pass" I would go with "Graduated" since this is like a form of a school for Hekkun if that makes sense since Bobo's the teacher there

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I did it! Hooray! Hooray!

How did she pass...?

What's that...

Bloodlust?

Schedule Book

Do you want to know the schedule?

Now it's time to move on to step .

Alright...

What're y'all doin'?

Mother!

Mother! Don't get mad at us!

Mother?

Master!

Master!?

Old Lady (Master!?)

Stop horseplayin' and do ya homework!

Yes!

Ah, Master! {Optionally add Ah, you can remove if it doesn't suit}

The hell ya doin' here?

No way. There's no way she's the master.

Alright, Heppokomaru.

Step : Defeat the master.

Defeat her!?

Are you sure? She's just an old lady!

Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique...

She uses the Fist of the Nose Hair!

Nose Hair Clone!!

What the...!? {flared line}

Three old ladies...

Four old ladies...

Five old ladies...

One old man...

Six old ladies...

Can ya see through this technique? {I'd make "You" to "Ya" to keep the gag going with her talk

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I'm surrounded!

Now, can ya keep up with our speed? {Same thing here "Ya" instead of "You"

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Just who is that old lady? She's using the Fist of the Nose Hair!

Didn't you just call her master!?

I can't see them through all this smoke! What should I...? {added ?}

They all turned into sake! {I would add "All" to turned so it flows together

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I see now. That old lady became sake of her own free will...

So we could drink the spoils of victory. {Maybe re

-word it to "so we can spoil ourselves with the drink of victory", just a suggestion}

Is that sake safe to drink? {Added to drink}

It can't be!

It's poisoned!?

Congratulations!

Of course it's not! Of course it's not!

Wait!

You celebrate too soon. I'm still here!

Bo

-bobo...

{I'm sure he's not saying anything here, sounds like a grunt to me}

Bo

-bobo!

Yay! We did it! {Use "Yay!" instead of "Yes"

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It was a croquet battle!?

{Not At}

Not at all.

{All}

What was the deal with that old guy anyway. And this dojo...

It seems that you have learned a valuable lesson, Heppokomaru.

Alright. You've cleared the second step. {changed to second step}

He cleared it!?

But isn't that the best, Hekkun? {added it} {I would make this line go like "Isn't that the best, Hekkun?" to go with her cutsey style

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Hey, I'm going on ahead! {added hey}

Narrator

-And so, they left the Nose Hair Dojo.

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-What kind of trial awaits Heppokomaru next?

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-And will it really be a trial?

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-Only the twilight

-colored nose hairs really know.

Happy, happy, I'm always happy...

Where does happiness come from?

I will go to you again today.

Happiness comes suddenly when I'm sleeping.

If you're happy,

show everyone by raising your arms into the air!

Happy, happy, I'm always happy.

I wish that it would never end.

Happy, happy, We are happy!

Because I am loved...

...forever!

se

Shiawase wa dokokara Yattekuru darou yo

yo

Aaaaaa

ru

Ryoute wo agete karada de arawase yo

se

tte

Shiawase shiawase Bokutachi wa shiawase

Soshite aisareru kara

Eien nii

Hey, hey, hey, hey, look at that. Look at that blue guy.

What? What is it? I don't believe it! His body's all square!

It's too weird!

Right? Right? Right? Right? That's impossible.

That's really impossible! {changed from it's to that's}

I don't think you guys have any right to say that...

Next time on Bobobo

-bo Bo

-bobo:

"A wobbly foe appears! His name is Tokoro Tennosuke!"

wobbly



wo

A wobb
wobbly

appears!


Tokoro Tennosuke!

He said he's Tokoroten!

That's hilarious!

Don't laugh at him like that! You're hurting his feelings! {I would change this to "Don't laugh at him like that!"

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