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01x27 - Luck Let a Wiggin' See How Nice a Hanky Can Be!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo". Aired: September 30, 2005.*
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The impossible adventures of Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo, a warrior who fights using his nose hairs to defeat an evil empire that wants to turn the human race bald.

01x27 - Luck Let a Wiggin' See How Nice a Hanky Can Be!

Post by bunniefuu »

-Signs


-Main episode

denshousha Katatonia{old version, not correct in this episode}

Default (opaque shadow),{missing sign}

Default (opaque shadow),{Missing sign}





{It's so great to have friends...}

It's so great to have friends...

Friends no more!

Narrator

-Bo

-bobo and friends were engaged in a tough battle

Narrator

-against the Z

-Block Captain, Dengakuman. {Added against the}

Narrator

-Amidst the tough Hajike battle...

Narrator

-Dengakuman told us of his sorrowful past.

Narrator

-He revealed that he had no friends. {Added revealed that he }

Narrator

-Out of sympathy, Bo

-bobo decided to introduce him to some new friends,

Narrator

-but no one wanted to be friends with him.

Narrator

-With the power of friendship, Bo

-bobo defeated Dengakuman,



(Get up!) Stand up.

Stop dropping dead all the time,

Come and fly away!

Step on it!

b*mb it!

Go! Go! Tricky Style!

Hurry and hit the gong!

That's the kind of era we're in,

We can't be stopped!

,, Blow! Megaton Puncher!

Fighting Soul! expl*sive Power!

Punch a dent into logic!

Crash b*mb! C'mon, Block Buster!

Let's jet go! Straight down our path!

I'm an up and coming fighter!

(Like a Phatman)

Like a macho man

Push ahead

Really hard

Like a starving wild challenger!

Say what? Bo

-bobo!

Say what? Bo

-bobo!

Say what? Bo

-bobo!

(Get up!) Stand up

Kutabatte bakkainna

Buttonde ikou janai

Funbatte

b*mber tte

Go! Go! Tricky Style!

Hayaku narase gongu

Konna jidai da ze

Oretachi wa tomerarenai

Come on! }Come on! }Come on! }Come on!

Come on! }Come on! }Come on! }Come on!

Get out!

「, , Blow」 Megaton kyuu puncher

「Fighting Soul」 Yo! Hajikeru power

Buk}ko}wa}shi}te}e}n}da }jou}shi}kit}te }ya}tsu }wo

Yes come on!

「Crash b*mb」 ittoke Block Buster

「Let's Jet Go」 Waga michi masshigura

Kakeagare faitaa!

(Like a Phatman)

Binbin macho de

Gangan ittoke!

Banban hard na

Ueta Wild Challenger!

Narrator

-and they became friends in the end! {added both and in the end}

Curses...

Bo

-bobo's gone and destroyed Z

-Block, the strongest of the Hair Hunters!

If this continues on, the glory of the Margarita Empire will collapse! {added continues}

Now it is time! Open up the Hajike Block immediately! {added Now it is time and up the}

Oink?

Hajike Block Base

Narrator

-n}There is a legendary base in the Margarita Empire comprised only of Hajikelists!

Narrator

-Now that the greatest warriors of the Hair Hunters have shown up... {Added shown up}

Narrator

-what will become of Bo

-bobo and friends?

punch it

raising!

The Legendary Hajike Base!!

Wipe your tears with the

Nu

Handkerchief...

Maiandra kerchief...

Japan!

Japan!

Japan! {check timing}

Japan!

Oh, yes! Oh, yes! {Huh, I thought they were saying "Always"}

{Oh, yes! Oh, yes!}

Japan! Japan!

Gasoline Stand

Oh, yes! Oh, yes! {please split}

Let's charge ourselves up at the gasoline stand, Japan! {Added at}

Yes, Sir!

Welcome!

Fill it up with Japan.

That's the first time I've ever heard that in my whole time working at this gasoline stand! {STRAIGHT OFF THE BAT! HAHAHAAHHAAHHAHA}

And is this even a car?

Is it... supposed to be a car?

It's a car! {check timing}

I haven't got all day. {Flared line}

Got it. {please split}

But where's the tank filler?

Tank filler... Tank filler... Tank filler...

Tank filler... Tank filler... Tank filler...

Tank filler... Tank filler... Tank filler...

Tire

Tank Filler

Bear #

Bring it!

Is he... for real?

I said bring it!! {Added I said b}

Here comes the Japan!

Ten minutes later...

Man... Boss still hasn't brought us our lunch yet...

They're finally back!

Bear #!

What happened?

The Hair Hunters k*lled him!

They'll pay for this...

You'll pay for this, Hair Hunters!

Right, guys?

Right, right, right, right, right!

Absolutely...{Un...} {Flared lines}{When I first saw this, I thought it was still using the French subtitles}

Positively...

Undeniably...

Unquestionably...

Without a doubt...

In my mind...

Unforgivable!

Alright!

Time to avenge Bear #!

Let's crush those damn Hair Hunters! {Added damn }

Boss...

I'm afraid I can't go with you. {Added I'm afraid}

Why not? {please split}

My friends have come for me.

I must go back with them. {Added back}

Friends?

You don't mean...

That's right.

The breeding season has begun!

That's a whole lot... {Added whole}

of flying Hatenkos! {Added flying}

The Hatenkos all gather together in the summer... {added The }

to lay their eggs.

As a Hatenko myself, I must take part in this process. {Added process}

So the season's already begun...

But this doesn't add up! You're not even a bird! {Flared line}{This is really weird! You're not a bird!}

It's impossible for you to lay eggs! {added That's impossible for you to be a...}

Now he's chirping all of a sudden!

Goodbye for now, Bo

-bobo.

I'll come back in the winter!

Alright!

Take care!

I will!

One of them's got humongous sunglasses! {added humongous}

But what's with him, anyway? {Added But w}

Is he really another Hatenko?

Did he evolve?

Is that an evolved Hatenko?

Hello. Hiroshi speaking.

That's not even a Hatenko!{He's not a Hatenko!}

OK, I got it. {please split}

Ow!

We're having Hiroshi for dinner tonight.

He was wearing his helmet?

Who the hell are you?

I want... some ice cream...

I want some ice cream...

I want some ice cream!

Don't touch me!

I have soft

-serve if you want it.

Ice cream!

Ice cream! Ice cream! Ice cream! Ice cream!

Ice cream! Ice cream! Ice cream! Ice cream!

Ice cream! Ice cream! Ice cream! Ice cream!

Ice cream! Ice cream! Ice cream! Ice cream!

I have another one.

Ice cream!

Teacher! I won't play hooky anymore!

Hey, that's foul play!

But I can do better!

{sign}

{sign}

Front Page NewsNo t*rd, no absences!

Here you go, Don Patch!

Yaaaaaay!

Ice! Ice! I

-Ice!

Ice! Ice! I

-Ice!

Ice! Ice! I

-Ice!

Ice! Ice! I

-Ice!

Ice! Ice! I

-Ice! {please time}

Ice! Ice! I

-Ice!

Ice! Ice! I

-Ice!

Ice! Ice! I

-Ice!

Ice... Ice... I

-Ice...{please time}

Ice... Ice... I

-Ice...

Ice... Ice... I

-Ice...

Ice... Ice... I

-Ice...

Ice... Ice... I...{please time}

Ice... Ice... I...

Ice... Ice... I...

What the hell are you playing at? {LOL HAHAHAHAHHA XD}{added playing at}

This is embarrassing!


That's the badge of Hajike Block!

I heard that there's a Hair Hunter Block...

comprised only of Hajikelists...

I never thought it actually existed...

C Attack!

Can Don Patch and I scale up to them, and still be victorious? {Added and still be victorious}

I wanna Hajike!

If he's with us, we can win!


-Hair Hunters Hajike Block Base

Narrator

-is a legendary base comprised solely of Hajikelists.

Narrator

-It's a little

-known fact, that only those who are Hajike

-ing may enter.

Narrator

-However, they already knew about this fact!

Narrator

-Yes! They already knew!

Narrator

-The battle has already begun!

Narrator

-It's officially begun! {Added officially }

But we did our best... {Changed to we}{But I did my best...}

Good morning, dolphins! It's practice time!

Synchronized Attack!

I would expect that from Hajike Block.

They don't let their guards down for a second!

What do you guys think you're doing?

Get a move on! {Flared line}

Return to the spaceship!

We're all saved! {Added all}

We're heading through the atmosphere!

Yay! Yay! Yay!

Yay! Yay! Yay!

Yay! Yay! Yay!

Now we can't do anything to them!

Yay! Yay! Yay!

Yay! Yay! Yay!

Yay! Yay! Yay!

You saved our skin back there! {Added skin back there} Who are you supposed to be? {Added supposed to be}

My name is N & Ns, and I'm just a space traveller.


No need to repay me, by the way.

I just rescued you on a whim.

We would've been done for if you hadn't come along!

As long as you're on my ship, you don't need to worry about a thing!

The steering's broken!

Damn machine! Work, will ya?

What a sad little man. {LOL can we swap man with sweet? XD}

Our only choice is to disconnect the main engine!

That way, your lives will be spared!

I regret nothing!

Ow!



We already know.

Come on, the show's about to start! {Added Come on, t}

Bo

-bobo!

Dolphin Show

Thank you for waiting patiently, everyone! {Added patiently}

The dolphin show is about to begin!

Let's all call for the dolphins to come out! {added come out}

Come out dolphins! {Added Come out d}

They drowned!

How'd they recover so fast?

It's time for the show to start!

We'll start with...

The Ring of Fire! {That's also a dangerous drinking game. Ask me for details

-Sprit}

Good job, guys!

Here.

And for the final act...

It's already over?

Heigh

-h*.

Fireworks!

Fireworks! Fireworks! {add alpha}

Fireworks! Fireworks! {add alpha}

I don't get the joke. {added the joke}

It was a tough battle, but at least we won.

Hold it right there!

You can't call yourself dolphins!{You're no dolphins!}

And who are you? {added And w}

I'm...

That thing that draws the lines that you find in schools and stuff!

Okay, let's go!

Ahh, wait! Can you at least listen to me?

Make it short, alright?

Sure. {Added sure}

I made a promise that I would one day see the dolphins... {Added one day}

In a physical education storehouse in a certain school...

I'm gonna go see the dolphin show today!

No way! Really? I wanna go too!

n}But I don't have tires like you do... So I can't!

th Level of the Vaulting Box

n}This was the th Level of the Vaulting Box...

n}my only friend in the world.

And he was the most unused thing in the storehouse!

No one can jump this high!

They can't! And they're going to throw me out tomorrow! {Added And t}

Please see them for my sake, too!

I'll take a video of it!

But silly me, I forgot my video camera! {added silly me,}

Then why did you come here? {added why}

To swim.

Well, here's your first lesson!{Congratulations, you can now swim!} {Flared line}{Then go ahead and swim!}

We sure helped him out.

Yeah. {please split}

n}Help me! Help! Help!

I'm getting water inside! I won't be able to draw lines!

Narrator

-That thing that draws lines went on to represent Japan in swimming...

Narrator

-and played a major part in the world championships!

World Swimming Championships

That's not possible! Not for a line

-drawing thing!

But in this day and age...

n}TL Note: This is a pun on the word for "It's Possible"

Ant!

L!

Intruders...

Intruders! Intruders!

Crush the intruders!

Let me tell you your fortune!

Your fortune! I'm gonna tell you your fortune! {He says it twice here}

Fortune Teller

I'm gonna find out this, and that, and those, and everything about you! {added and everything }

Please stop! Don't read my fortune out! {Flared line}

It's already too late!

Where shall I start from? {Flared line}{I'll tell you your fortune...}

Let's see... let's see... let's see...

Let's see... let's see... let's see...

Let's see... let's see... let's see...

Fortunes for July

I can't read Chinese! {Sounds more like he's saying Kanji, can I re

-word it to "I can't all these Kanjis?}

I'm so scared...!{She says "kuyashi" as in "the pain", but what suits the situation here?}

I can't read it! I can't read it!

I can't read it! I can't read it!

I can't read it, stupid! I can't read it!

I can't read it, stupid! I can't read it!

Hey, save some for me, okay? {please split}

Oh, hey, Mr. Goat!

See ya!

Now you're gonna face your real opponents!{We're your opponents!}

String Man...

{String Man}

And Paper Man!

{Paper Man}

Crush them! Crush them! Crush them!

Crush them! Crush them! Crush them!

Crush them! Crush them! Crush them!

There's too many of them!

What do you think you're doing?

Get a move on! {From previous line}

Return to the spaceship!

N & Ns!

But don't you want a better ship? {Flared line}{This ship is better.}

Aren't you that Apollo!? {Made it into a question}

Apollo

Wait... Don't let him fool you!

He's a space policeman!

He's here to send you back to Mars!

But don't you worry! Your savior is here! {Added you}

I'll make sure to protect all of you! {Flared line}

All aboard. {Flared line}

It's nice and soft!

N & Ns!

Was that good enough?

Yeah. Thanks, gramps. You really helped me out.

If you hadn't done that, I wouldn't have been able to look at Boss in the eyes ever again. {Added at}

What's wrong?

There's no more time!

I have to find the survivors of the Hair Kingdom, and fast!

After this break,

Is the super

-fun

Bo

-boroscope!

Everyone, get ready for Rock

-Paper

-Scissors!

Alright, here we go!

Rock!

Paper!

Scissors!

Remember whether you won or lost.

Your fortune will be revealed at the end of the show!

Tea Ceremony Room

Narrator

-Bo

-bobo and friends have arrived at the Tea Ceremony Room.

Tea Ceremony Room?

It seems a little out of place, doesn't it?

All Hajikelists have a taste for the tea ceremony.

As we drink the tea, it allows us to calm our minds.

This is probably the rest area for this base.

Is that so?

That's great!

Now we'll be able to take a bit of a break in here! {Added in here}

You traitor! You traitor!

You're a teacup! Who said you could put coffee in you!?

No, we can't take a break in here, either. {Added , either}

n}{missing tl

- minochi or something}

What's with the world these days?

He looks so cute!

Glad you could make it! {Added you could make it}

I've been waiting for you!

The Teacup

n}My name is The Teacup.

n}I've been expecting this battle so much that my tea stalk is standing straight up!

Not really, just chilling here. {Flared line}

Well? How about a tea ceremony showdown?

You're on! You've got me as your opponent! {Added You've got me as}

Tea Ceremony Showdown Round

Excuse me.

Please come in. {please split}

Tea, please!

Gotta keep my cool!

Yes. Right away.

Here you are.

Tea

Bottled tea!?

That was great! Gimme another!

Well then, please wait a moment as I buy one from the vending machine.

A vending machine!? {Added A v}

I've returned.

Here you go.

Orange Juice

That's juice!

How much sugar would you like?

Two, please. {please split}

More sugar!? {please time} {Added More s}

Why are you drinking that!?

It tasted very good.{please split}

You don't know that! {Flared line}{That can't be true!}

Now I shall give you something...

Here.

But that's food you're giving him! {Added you're giving him}

It can't be! I'm chewing my tea!? {Added my tea}

Of course. It's ramen.

You're quite good.

But now it's your turn to make the tea!

You're on!

You dumb fool! {Added You dumb f}

The guest always has the advantage in a Tea Ceremony Showdown!

Once I enter this room, prepare yourself for the battle of a lifetime!

I'll make a real shocking entrance!

Comic Balloon\b}Tea Ceremony Showdown Round

A real shocking entrance...

He's not coming, is he?

Nope.

He came in from above! {Added in }

I don't have enough rope!

Why is he so proud of that?

Forget that ever happened!

Narrator

-So, The Teacup took that back

Narrator

-and demanded a rematch.

Excuse me.

Please come in. {please split}

Not again!

Give me tea!

You meanie...

Oh, no...

Alright! Let's get a move on! {Added get a }

Stairs

Hey! There are some stairs over there!

But there's only one stair!

This is the second floor

How is he climbing that? {Flared line}

This is amazing!

There are so many animals I've never seen before in my life!

Looks who's talking... {As in Aren't you one too?}

Unpleasant Beckoning Cats

Unpleasant beckoning cats?

What are they?

Lovely Journal

Business is prospering. {please split}

Customers are roaring in.

They're more unpleasant than I imagined!

It's time for breakfast!

That's unpleasant! {Added That's u}

Didn't think I'd find these here. {Flared line}

Hey guys, check this out! {Flared line}

This is a Hajike bird.

When you hold this bird hard enough, depending on your Hajike level, {re

-worded line}

it can transform into many things.

That's godamn amazing!

The stronger your Hajike...

The Hajike Bird transforms into something bigger and more complex.

Can I give it a try?

If your Hajike is too weak, it turns into Captain Ishida.

Wait, who?

Captain Ishida

HQ! Please respond!

This is really fun!

Hey, how about you give it a try, Don Patch?

What a drag...

It disappeared...

Humbug. Let's move.

It disappeared...?

But it looks like there's only a bunch of strange animals here...

Now I wouldn't say that! {Flared line}{That's not true!}

Tokoro Tennosuke!

You're alive somehow! {Added somehow }

But how did you end up here, anyway? {Flared line}

It's too sad to hear or to tell the story...

n}Nu

What's with that weird handkerchief?

After the battle with Battleship was over...

I went back to the supermarket.

Until he bought me!

And he's been working me to the bone ever since...

Who worked you to the bone?{Who is he, anyway?}

This guy did! {Flared line}

Captain Ishida?

I sent Tennosuke to the front lines in all my battles with the Galats.

He's keeping a cool face, but that is working him to the bone.

I am Tokoro Tennosuke of the Planet Earth!

And I fight in space on weekends.

I can't handle this lifestyle anymore! {LOL Now I can't tell if it was intentional you spelt it like lifestlye XD}

I can't take you seriously with that handkerchief...

And by the way, I am the guardian of this floor.

Intruders will be eliminated!

That makes everything so much easier!

Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique:

{CoolMEN}

Cool MEN! {LOL hang on, the manga say Stomach Hair Men?}

You got hurt! Are you alright, Bo

-bobo?

It was a close call, but thankfully it just grazed me.

Are Nu handkerchiefs in these days or something?

I'm gonna be destroying this base now.

Tennosuke,

you wanna come with? {Added wanna come with}

That's not a cute face! {LOL did Tennosuke fart before he made that face XD}

Lookie here, I found some stairs!

Hooray!

What could be on the next level?

Let's go!

What a shock!

That must be the Hajike Bird that Don Patch had! {Added That must be}

It was so big that no one noticed!

This is the first time I've ever seen a Hajike Bird transform into something so big and complex!

Who on earth are you, Don Patch? {Added on earth}

Come on over and don't keep me waiting, Don Patch! {Hurry and come on up, Don Patch!}

Narrator

-What is this man who's waiting at the top of Hajike Block Base planning?

Narrator

-And what is his relationship to Don Patch?

Narrator

-And what will become of Bo

-bobo and Don Patch, who know nothing of this?




When the cherry blossoms bloom, I remember

The gentle dawn that will never come back

I used to wish I would be hurt,

because I thought being hurt would make me happy

I lost things and broke things,

I understood so many things

This year the cherry blossoms will sway too

My hazy feelings will disappear with the wind.

What was I drawing again

that had so much hate in it?

How many times will I go in circles

before I understand what weakness is?

I'm struggling and crying again,

But that doesn't mean I can't keep going

To the future ahead of us



Don Patch! Let's cut him off over there!

Alright!

Oh, he's gone that way, Bo

-bobo!

Huh? What's going on?

Don't just stand there! You help too, Beauty!

What are you chasing, anyway?

Piranhas! We're chasing piranhas!

It's a mouse! We're chasing a mouse!

No! It's a Hajikelist! And he's the King! {Added It's a}

Just pick one of them already!

Isn't it obvious? All of them!

Next time on Bobobo

-bo Bo

-bobo:

Death Match!

Fist of the Nose Hair

Fist of Rice!!

Let's fight nicely, okay?

Is he the King of Hajikelists?

Here's the results for the Bo

-boroscope, nah

-na

-la!

If you won, make up with a friend you've been fighting with and Mamaslappie!

If you tied or lost, don't forget to groom your nose hairs!