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01x30 - Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Cold with Shitake Mushroom Sauce

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo". Aired: September 30, 2005.*
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The impossible adventures of Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo, a warrior who fights using his nose hairs to defeat an evil empire that wants to turn the human race bald.

01x30 - Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Cold with Shitake Mushroom Sauce

Post by bunniefuu »

Shocking Footage!

(Shocking Footage!
The Rising Star

Pretty

-Boy Character Hajiked Too Far!!

Oh, no!

I put my pajamas on by mistake!

Those are your pajamas!?

Narrator

-On the top floor of the Hair Hunters Hajike Block Base... {Added On and the}

Narrator

-Bo

-bobo and Rice engaged in a fierce Hajike battle...

Narrator

-over the title of the true King of Hajikelists. {Added being the}

Narrator

-And the one who stood up against Rice was...

Who was it? Bo

-bobo? Don Patch?

Who was it? Bo

-bobo? Don Patch?

Who was it? Bo

-bobo? Don Patch?

Or was it... {please split} {added was it}

Narrator

-Beauty!

I've turned into a panda!

Well you see... that was...

Don't get ahead of yourself! I'm still the King! {from previous ep}



Pinappudding!

Lies! It's all lies! {Added It's all}

You did it, Beauty!

Glad to see you safe, Don Patch.

He's lying!

Don't believe a word he says! {Flared line}

Narrator

-Thanks to Beauty, the Hajike Block Base was destroyed.

No! I said no!


(Get up!) Stand up.

Stop dropping dead all the time,

Come and fly away!

Step on it!

b*mb it!

Go! Go! Tricky Style!

Hurry and hit the gong!

That's the kind of era we're in,

We can't be stopped!

,, Blow! Megaton Puncher!

Fighting Soul! expl*sive Power!

Punch a dent into logic!

Crash b*mb! C'mon, Block Buster!

Let's jet go! Straight down our path!

I'm an up and coming fighter!

(Like a Phatman)

Like a macho man

Push ahead

Really hard

Like a starving wild challenger!

Say what? Bo

-bobo!

Say what? Bo

-bobo!

Say what? Bo

-bobo!

(Get up!) Stand up

Kutabatte bakkainna

Buttonde ikou janai

Funbatte

b*mber tte

Go! Go! Tricky Style!

Hayaku narase gongu

Konna jidai da ze

Oretachi wa tomerarenai

Come on! }Come on! }Come on! }Come on!

Come on! }Come on! }Come on! }Come on!

Get out!

「, , Blow」 Megaton kyuu puncher

「Fighting Soul」 Yo! Hajikeru power

Buk}ko}wa}shi}te}e}n}da }jou}shi}kit}te }ya}tsu }wo

Yes come on!

「Crash b*mb」 ittoke Block Buster

「Let's Jet Go」 Waga michi masshigura

Kakeagare faitaa!

(Like a Phatman)

Binbin macho de

Gangan ittoke!

Banban hard na

Ueta Wild Challenger!

I never imagined that such a great Hajikelist existed...

I shall admit defeat.

I truly have lost.

This is the insignia of the King of Hajikelists.

Only you are truly worthy of wearing this pendant. {Flared line}{You're worthy of this pendant.}

Please accept it.


Bobobo

-bo Bo

-bobo, the New King of Hajikelists, is born!

So not fair... {Flared line}{please time}

In return for your kindness, allow me to give you this. {Added for your kindness}


Tokoroten Promotion Goods.

Thank you kindly! {Added kindly}

He actually put them on! And he even thanked him!

That was a very fine battle. {Added I'll admit, t}

Who's there?

The walls have ears, the doors have eyes...

Where is that coming from?

And also... {Added also}

the ceilings have mouths!

That's not a part of the expression!

And who are you, anyway!? {Added meant to be}

Who the hell are you?

I am merely a ninja who serves OVER, {added merely}

one of the Four Lords of Margarita.

CrimeFighter BB}Puckered Lips

My name is Puckered Lips!

The Four Lords of Margarita!?

Phew

Oh good, he didn't comment on my name...


-)}The Stormy Ninja Castle!

CrimeFighter Lips and Rubies and a Pig's Butt...


What the hell kind of FOT Comic Reggae Std Strippedanime second breakfastis this anyway!!

You ought to know how grave your situation is!

Know that I am classed as a first

-rate ninja! {Added classed as }

I'm only sent out for highly important missions! {Added the}

What kinds of important missions do you do? {Added do you do}

Don't be surprised at this, now.

Stuff like watching girls' tennis.

How is that a mission?

That's so amazing of you! {Flared line}

So how did it turn out?

But of course, {added But o}

I didn't get a glimpse! Something got in my eyes!

Wait, wasn't it the match you were watching?

That's oh so amazing! {added oh so}

I was indeed a third

-born child.

Nobody cares.

Bo

-bobo.

My reason for approaching you

is to see if you are worthy of fighting Lord OVER.

What's wrong?

It appears it has activated.

That's Lord OVER's m*rder Seal.

The insignia on his jacket moved to his neck!

The m*rder Seal drains out all the power from his body... {Can I use drains}

until there is no more, thus ending his life! {added end up }

I believe he placed it on you when he hired you.{We already placed that on him when we hired him.} {Added already}{Hmm, I can hear "Osonoraku" as in "probably" or "most likely", do you agree}

Rice never really wanted to defeat us to begin with!

He just wanted a fair Hajike showdown!

You big lip son of a b*tch! {Added big lip}

I'll shut that damn mouth of yours!{I'll crush you!}

Then we'll help you out! {Added Then w}

Let's have a battle of ninja arts!

I'll take you on all at once!

Ninja Arts: Concealment Technique!

They're gone!

Where could they be hiding?

Prepare yourself for a surprise attack!

Granstander Clean}Go on, get out there.{You go first.}

Elected OfficeBut I don't wanna! {Added But}

Granstander Clean}I'll let you borrow my video games... {LOL they wrote PS on the manga XD}

Elected OfficeHuh? You will? Alright!{Huh? Really? Got it!}

Blunt

-Edge Slash!

As for the other one hiding, come out!{You there who's still hiding! Come on out!}

Game Console

Whatever! Just get out!

Blunt

-Edge Slash!

That leaves one left...

but where could he be? {added But w}

Is this happening!? {Flared line}{This can't be happening!}

Hour Later

Where is he?

Where is he?

Right behind you, dumbass! {I'm right here, moron!}

What? That's where you were hiding?

Rub those eyes of yours...{Flared line}{You ought to be more perceptive...}

Take this!

Ninja Arts: Energy b*llet Technique!

Ninja Arts: Barrier Technique!

You're quite skillful with the arts! {Added skillful and with the arts}

Barrier!

Barrier!

It's not even ninja arts anymore... {Added even }

Okay, Beauty! Then I'll show you some real ninja arts!

Ninja Arts: Camel Clutch! {HAHHAHAHHA Ramenman}

But that's a pro wrestling move!

You're far better than I anticipated. {Flared line}

I haven't been so thrilled...

ever since I snatched some taros before supper when my mom wasn't looking!

Are you really even a ninja? {Added even }

And now to finish you off!

Dammit!

Ninja Arts: Concealment Technique!


He disappeared!

My concealment technique makes me completely invisible!

Now you'll never be able to sense my presence! {Flared line}{Now you can't tell where I am!}

But how?

How did he find out where I was?

You were talking and all.

He's right. {HAHAHAHAHAHA Love it}

Then I won't be so bold with my speech... I won't be bold with my speech...

I won't be bold with my speech...

I won't be bold with my speech...

I won't be bold with my speech...

It's a boulder!

But I still won't be bold!

I've never been cornered like this before...

since I was doing my summer homework in elementary school!

Research projects are time

-consuming, aren't they?

This is great!

I couldn't be more pleased, Bo

-bobo! {Added I couldn't be more pleased,}

Never have I fought such a perfect opponent! {Added Never have I}

How will you attack me now? {Flared line}{What will you do now?}

He's spouting fish sticks from his head!

It's a bonus stage.

What? A bonus stage, you say? {Flared line}

Yay!

Be extra careful. {Added extra }

Because one of them is a dumbbell.

Fish sticks and dumbbells...

You couldn't tell the difference between the two.

Damn you!

Don't forget I am a first

-rate ninja! {Added Don't forget}

Squidopotamian Civilization!

This is real bad, Bo

-bobo! {Added real}

His condition's getting worse!

What should we do?

I never thought Bo

-bobo would be this strong... {Added this}

It seems like you are worthy of fighting OVER.

Ninja Arts!

Mouth Vacuum Technique!

I'm being sucked in!

My mouth can surpass space

-time!

I shall gladly send you all to Lord OVER's domain! {Added domain and shall gladly}

Fine by me!

And I'll beat that OVER guy to a pulp! {Added And }

This is it...


{Break}

Narrator

-Bo

-bobo and friends have been warped to the castle of OVER...

Narrator

-one of the Four Lords of Margarita.

So this is where OVER of the Four Lords is?

And right below us is the castle...

of OVER of the Four Lords of Margarita!

Who's that...?

He's here!

It's our idol, Serviceman!

He's gotten up! {please split}

Here it comes...



Serviceman!

This has happened once before.{Something like this has happened before.}

Hey! Do your service! {This is wrong on so many levels!}

Do your service!

What's wrong with you, Serviceman?

Don't you always do your service for us?

You promised that you'd always do your service no matter what!

You fat liar! I hate you! {Added Fat l and You f}

That got to me real deep. {I don't want to feel so helpless...}

I don't want to feel so helpless...

ever again!

As long as there are those who wish for service...

I will continue to service!

Service!

I failed...

Let's see what's over there!

Sure!

There's a pond!

These old

-style ponds are so chic!

Come on in! The water's great!

Yeah, that looks pretty nice.

No comebacks, huh?

Hup... {added sound effect here, thoughts?}

I am the guardian of the castle lawn, Gump!

Gump

I am under direct orders from Lord OVER to test your strength. {Added direct}

So, if you want to fight Lord OVER...

then allow me to test your strength, Bo

-bobo!

Fine then! Let's get started!

Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique:

Principal's Speech!

It is the middle of summer.

Thank you for taking the trouble to come to assembly out here in the hot, hot sun.

I'd like you all to follow my example and work hard every day.

But you probably won't turn out like me.

The speech before summer break is so rough!

I can't go on.

Now that it's come to this,

allow me to take it to the skies! {Added take it }

How's this? You can't reach me up here! {added up here}

Alright, Tennosuke!

Let's use that attack we practiced! {Added we practiced}

Wait, what are we doing? {Flared line XD}{What're you talking about?}

Go forth! {Added forth}

Tokoroten Magnum!

This can't be happening! It didn't work! {Added This can't be happening}

Alright! Leave it to me!

Transform: Ball! {What works : or !}

Now throw me right into him! {ADded Now t}

OK!

What are you doing!? {Added all }

Hey, Beauty! Forget about that, look at the lake! {Added Hey, }

Huh? What happened?

Isn't that chic?

It's not chic, and I don't get it.

Complete fools! What's wrong? {added Complete f}

You gonna come at me? {Wrote it as question}

So what's the plan? {Flared line}{What should we do?}

Fist of the Wobble

-Wobble New Secret Technique:

{Tokoroten Trampoline!}

Tokoroten Trampoline!!

Alright you two, bounce on me to reach him! {Flared line}

No thanks. We're good.

You can fly!?

New secret technique. He is playing on me now. Boingy

-boingy

-boing.

Tennosuke's Haiku of the Heart

Wait up, guys!

He's fitting in quite well with the team... {Added with the team}

Alright, Don Patch! Pluck his wings off! {added off}

OK, Bo

-bobo!

Think I'll let you?

My wings!

Is that a wing?

I'm falling!

Human Pyramid! {AWW man, they could've done a move in Kinnikuman here!}

Why'd you hurt Don Patch, too!?

You're taking it too far!

These guys are strong!

On an entirely different level!

But unless I defeat them,

the Five Ultimate Assassins will k*ll me!

I'll take at least one down with me!

October!

They've got no openings!

What's up with them!?

What the hell's with you all!? {Added all}

We are...

Kung

-fu B

-movie characters!

And now...

Human Pyramid!

Not again!

We did it, Tennosuke!

Yeah!

Come over here, Bo

-bobo!

What's up over there?{What's wrong?}

{missing line ?}

They've been Hair Hunted!

They've been Hair Hunted!

What a cruel thing to do!

And there's so many of them...

This is an outrage!

How could he do something so horrible?

You'll pay for this, OVER!

Seems like he liked our welcome.

After this break,

Is the super

-fun

Bo

-boroscope!

Everyone, get ready for Rock

-Paper

-Scissors!

Alright, here we go!

Rock!

Paper!

Scissors!

Remember whether you won or lost.

Your fortune will be revealed at the end of the show!

Are we just gonna go through the front door?

Of course.

This could be a trap. {Added laid out }

This enemy is on a different level from those we've fought before!

But this atrocity they pulled is unacceptable!

Yeah, and I'm going to crush this castle for good! {added Yeah, and for good}

Alright! Let's do this!

Yeah!

Just you wait, OVER. I'm coming for you. {Added for you}

So glad you've come, Bo

-bobo. {Added So g}

You can call me Ruby. {Added You can call me}

Five Ultimate Assassins CrimeFighter Ruby

And I'll judge you in the name of the heavens! {So now it's Sailor Moon?}

Go Ruby!

Go Ruby!

Go Ruby!

Trash

What was that for!? {Flared line}

You're making me so mad! {Worth adding the poomp

- poomp sounds she makes?}

Second Floor

What kind of door is that? {What the actual f*ck?}

I

-It's not opening...

Only I can open that door.

I can open it if you want.

I know they told me to defeat you, {Added I know t}

but I hate fighting.

And it's been so long since I've talked to someone,

or really enjoyed myself.

So if you can help me have fun, I'll let you pass!

So what's the plan?

We can't exactly fight her.

I guess we've got no choice but to have some fun with her.

It's time for a picture story show!

Yay!

Don Patch's (Picture Story Show for Children

Tales of Unemployment

That's too dark! {please retime to Tennosuke's line}

That's not gonna make a girl happy!

Girls love to play with beads!

Now let's make some fun accessories! {Added fun}

I don't have fingers...

You idiot!

Try putting yourself in the girl's shoes!

What girls love to do is...

It's so fun!

It's so fun!

How is that even remotely fun!? {added remotely }

Stop drooling on my face! {Added on my face}

Okay Heppokomaru, you give it a try! {missing part of this line}

Who, me?

You can do it, Hekkun!

Uhh... Uhh... Uhh... Uhh...

Uhh... Uhh... Uhh... Uhh...

Uhh... Uhh... Uhh... Uhh...

Uhh... Uhh... Uhh... Uhh...

You're a scoundrel, Honey!

A scoundrel!

Are you still going on about that!? {Where from?}

Booooring!

This is complicated! How do you entertain a child? {Flared line}

I guess I have no choice.

Since you're out of practice, let me be the child. {Flared line}{I'll be the child, so you can practice on me.}

Oh! Nice idea! Thanks a ton!

Now, let's practice.

Crusher Ball!

I'm so bored!

So bored! So bored! So bored! So bored! So bored! So bored!

So bored! So bored! So bored! So bored! So bored! So bored!

So bored! So bored! So bored! So bored! So bored! So bored!

So bored! So bored! So bored! So bored! So bored! So bored!

So bored! So bored! So bored! So bored! So bored! So bored!

So bored! So bored! So bored! So bored! So bored! So bored!

We hear you, loud and clear! {Flared line}

Just be quiet and I'll get you some snacks. {Added and}

Snacks?

What are you gonna give me?

What are you gonna give me?

Hmm, how about I give you a hint?

Does that mean a caramel candy?

Dried Fish

It's actually dried fish.

That's too hard!

There's nothing more to do!

Hey, Bo

-bobo...

I don't know if this will work or not...

but when I was a little girl...

I loved playing dolls with my friends.

No one asked for your opinion!

Playing with dolls, huh?

Bit of a long shot, but it's worth a try.{It's worth a shot.}

Ruby! Ruby!

It's Daddy!

Don't you have any other dolls?

I have dollies too!

Let me play!

I'll be the mommy.

Sure.

This worked better than I thought.

Thank goodness!

I'm home, mommy!

Welcome home!

How'd your test go?

So Don Patch has a doll, too?

Mustard

I failed!

You can't use that! That's mustard!

Hi, I'm home, too! {Added Hi, }

I got hit by a car on my way home and now I'm as flat as a pancake!

That backstory's way too far

-fetched!

Thank goodness! It looks like they're all having fun!

Narrator

And so, an hour passed. {Added has}

This is weird. How long are they gonna play, anyway?

A little slow on the uptake, aren't we?

They've already fallen under my spell.

Her mood suddenly changed!

I am Ruby. I am one of Lord OVER's Five Ultimate Assassins.

And I have the power to gain full control over anyone that plays with me. {Added And}

You could call it brainwashing.{In other words, it's brainwashing.}

Bo

-bobo!

Don't waste your breath.

They're incapable of hearing you. {added They're incapable of hearing }

And they'll be playing for the rest of their lives.

Just one look at their face...

and you can tell they're being controlled.

Bo

-bobo!

Don't worry, Beauty!

We're not being controlled by her! {Added by her}

Yes, you are!

So all that was just an act?

You tricked us!

Well, whose fault is it for being so gullible? {Flared line}{It's your fault for being so gullible.}

It's the grandpa!

Just shut up for a sec.

Anyone under my control

will be utterly defenseless. {Added will leave them}

I can finish them off without breaking a sweat.

Y

-You don't mean...

So, which one of your friends should I get rid of first? {Flared line}{Which one should I take care of first?}

What's wrong with this guy?

He's got his guard up! {Reworded line}{He's got no openings!}

But why? {Added But w}

He should be under my control by now!

Of course! Don Patch always wants to play around for the rest of his life, anyway... {Added Of course!}

so he's no different when he's under her spell!

You rotten brat!

How dare you trick us!

I'm totally stuck! {Added 'm}

I'll be k*lled if I can't get out of here!

Here you go.

Why did you spare me? {Added hell }

You made that pitfall, didn't you?

Enough with the jokes! {Added Enough with the}

I was about to finish you all off! {added all}

I don't need your help!

Finish me off! I don't need your sympathy! {The lovable face from Beauty XD}

I've prepared myself! Finish me off!

Bo

-bobo...

You buffoon! {Added stupid sun, thoughts?}

Now, let's all run off into the sunset!

Yes, Coach Rugby! {can I change to Coach?}

Yeah! There's nothing between us and the sunset!

Nothing at all!

Why?

Why... are you all sparing me? {added all }

Don't be so quick to throw your life away. {Flared line}

No man is an island.

If you're gone, there will be someone that will miss you.

I'm sorry, Mr. Tokoroten...

I was wrong about everything. {Added about everything}

Well, I guess all's well that ends well. {Added has been}

Narrator

-For some reason, Tennosuke had the last word. {Added the matter}

I shall declare my loss to you all. {Flared line}

Your first trial is over. {Added Your }

This is the key to that door.

Take it.

Why do I have to...?

I'm waiting, oink!

But I've got no choice but to do it!

But the stairs to the second floor are over there...

Let's get a move on, Beauty.

And so, Bo

-bobo and friends...

arrived at the second floor, the Jungle Stage.

Our next opponent's gonna be a ninja too, right?

Well they are the Five Ultimate Assassins. Of course they're ninjas.

Exactly! I'm totally a ninja!

Who's there? An Ultimate Assassin?

Nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin... {If you want to do alpha here it may be funny but also time

-consuming I guess}

Nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin... {If you want to do alpha here it may be funny but also time

-consuming I guess}

Nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin... {If you want to do alpha here it may be funny but also time

-consuming I guess}

Narrator

-The second member of the Five Ultimate Assassins

Narrator

-stands before Bo

-bobo and friends!

Narrator

-But who's this guy supposed to be!? {Flared line}{But what's with this guy!?}

Narrator

-I don't think he qualifies as a ninja!

Narrator

-Hey, which one of you thought ninjas equals soccer players?{Hey! Who was responsible for that, anyway?}


When the cherry blossoms bloom, I remember

The gentle dawn that will never come back

I used to wish I would be hurt,

because I thought being hurt would make me happy

I lost things and broke things,

I understood so many things

This year the cherry blossoms will sway too

My hazy feelings will disappear with the wind.

What was I drawing again

that had so much hate in it?

How many times will I go in circles

before I understand what weakness is?

I'm struggling and crying again,

But that doesn't mean I can't keep going

To the future ahead of us

Are we gonna fight over here?

Could this be...

No! It's the legendary coliseum!

What'll happen if you fall?

Don't flush it!

Don't flush it!

I don't want to fall in!

Next time on Bobobo

-bo Bo

-bobo:

Five Ultimate Assassins

Astro City}Bo

-bobo All Stars!

Baby Hekkun Goes

Wild Too!!



Hekkun's gonna finally Hajike again!

Here's the results for the Bo

-boroscope, nah

-na

-la!

If you won, wake up early and let the Hajike thoughts fill you!

If you tied or lost, finish your homework early!