01x32 - Enter Bo-Bo Patchiggler! Is That How It's Spelled?

[bunniefuu]

The Legendary Battle Finally Begins!

{sign}

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-Bo

-bobo and friends have beaten two of the Five Ultimate Assassins...

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-And have made it to the legendary arena...

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-The Toilet Coliseum.

Toilet Coliseum

But what's the deal with this place!?

Now the three of us will take you on!

Nosehair Dengaku Shot!! {Says sh**t not punch}

Mouth Kick!!!

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-Amidst the fierce battle,

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-Heppokomaru and Tokoro Tennosuke

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-fell inside the toilet!

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-It was filled with a special kind of water

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-that bloats anyone who enters it!

Am I giving birth? But I'm supposed to be a guy...

And if they're in there for ten minutes...

their bodies will explode and be blown to pieces! {Added explode and}

This is scary!

This is really frightening!

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-Can they really be saved

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-from the toilet of terror?


Raw Provider:

Bleeds_Tricolore


(Get up!) Stand up.

Stop dropping dead all the time,

Come and fly away!

Step on it!

b*mb it!

Go! Go! Tricky Style!

Hurry and hit the gong!

That's the kind of era we're in,

We can't be stopped!

,, Blow! Megaton Puncher!

Fighting Soul! expl*sive Power!

Punch a dent into logic!

Crash b*mb! C'mon, Block Buster!

Let's jet go! Straight down our path!

I'm an up and coming fighter!

(Like a Phatman)

Like a macho man

Push ahead

Really hard

Like a starving wild challenger!

Say what? Bo

-bobo!

Say what? Bo

-bobo!

Say what? Bo

-bobo!

(Get up!) Stand up

Kutabatte bakkainna

Buttonde ikou janai

Funbatte

b*mber tte

Go! Go! Tricky Style!

Hayaku narase gongu

Konna jidai da ze

Oretachi wa tomerarenai

Come on! }Come on! }Come on! }Come on!

Come on! }Come on! }Come on! }Come on!

Get out!

「, , Blow」 Megaton kyuu puncher

「Fighting Soul」 Yo! Hajikeru power

Buk}ko}wa}shi}te}e}n}da }jou}shi}kit}te }ya}tsu }wo

Yes come on!

「Crash b*mb」 ittoke Block Buster

「Let's Jet Go」 Waga michi masshigura

Kakeagare faitaa!

(Like a Phatman)

Binbin macho de

Gangan ittoke!

Banban hard na

Ueta Wild Challenger!

By the way, you still haven't given us your names.

What a perfect time to ask that question.

We ninjas have never had names of our own.

But now, we have finally been given names!

Behold! These are our names!

{sign}

Indus Civilization

{sign}

Mesopotamian Civilization

{Yellow River Civilization}

Yellow River Civilization

Those are the civilizations of the ancient world!

What kind of godawful names are these?{What the hell's up with these names!?}

I can't take this!

This sure takes me back to middle school.{This reminds me of middle school.}

Hey, where's Egypt?

Go!


Bobopatchnosuke!!

On a granny bike!!!

Seriously!?

You're dead meat!

Right back at you!

Go right ahead!

{sign}

Help us! We're getting flushed!

Help us! Get us out!

Oh, no!

Bo

-bobo!

Yeah! Have at you, b*stards!

He's ignoring them!? {added them}

I gotta help them out somehow!{I gotta do something about this!}

Try and grab onto this! {added Try to reach and g}

Somen

Somen!?

Of course that won't work!

Noodle Sauce

Those b*stards...

What's your problem? Don't throw my noodle sauce like that!

Got you now, Bo

-bobo!

What!?

You fell for it!

Look down at your feet!

What the...?

You've entered the Trap Zone!

A little late on the uptake!

Activate the trap!

Zero!

We have you now, Bo

-bobo!

Well, that worked.{Now he's done it.}

That wasn't supposed to happen! Release Trap button!

Zero!

Now to finish you off!

Not on my watch!

Damn you, Yellow River Civilization!

I won't let you lay a finger on Mesopotamian Civilization! {Added step on and so easily}

But you two are laying feet on me, like, really hard! {Flared line}

I must assist them!

Hold up, punk. {Flared line}

I'm gonna take care o' you.

Ya know who yer pickin' a fight with?

Why don't ya tell me then, bro?

Now you're asking for it! I'll beat ya to a pulp!

Don't go off cryin' to mommy now! { mm can't seem to hear mommy here, what's the word he used here?}

What the fu...?

Go do that somewhere else! {added Go d}

Now you've done it. Allow me to show you my legendary top

-secret technique... {Added Now you've done it,}

that took me an entire year to learn!

What's that? A legendary top

-secret technique? {added A l}

Here goes!

Fist of the Nose Hair Top

Secret Technique!!

{sign}

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{sign}

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Roly

-Poly Attack!!

It took you a year to learn how to roll!?{That really took you a year!?}

We have to go save Heppokomaru!

Leave it to me!

I'm going in and saving them!

The minute I give you the signal... {Flared line} {When I give the signal...}

pull up on the rope! {Added me up}

Nice idea!

Alright! I'm trusting you on this!{Leave those two to me!} {Added those two}

If he pulls up the rope at the wrong time, all hope is lost!

Not yet...

Not yet...

Alright! Now! Pull me up, Bo

-bobo!

I got the Old Maid!

Don Patch!

Wait for me, Don Patch!

I'm on my way to save you! {Flared line}

Why me!?

Dengakuman!

How dare you do that to my precious friends...

You're not getting away with this! {added I promise y}

You're not getting away with it!

You're never getting away with it!

But you were the one who chucked them in! {Flared line} {But that's all your fault!}

So quick to resort to violence?

How self

-indulgent of you.

Is he actually saying what I think he's saying?

Say whatever you want, but you're the only one left!

This fight is as good as won! {added our fight}

Only one? Don't you mean three?

What?

This is something I found in Tennosuke's desk the other day...

Tennosuke's Embarassing Poem Anthology

Tennosuke's Embarrassing Poem Anthology.

{sign}

"Flowers," by Tokoro Tennosuke.

Flowers are pretty. Why are they so pretty?

{sign}

{sign}

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Script MT Bold\bRed flowers are pretty.

{sign}

{sign}

They make me burn with passion.

Yellow flowers are pretty.

{sign}

Please, no more!

Don't read any more of that!

They're my one regret!

He came out!? {Flared line}

He came back out of the toilet? {added the toilet}

This makes two!

Yakkun!

And this makes three!

Check it out! {Flared line}

Our bloated bodies are back to normal!

Right you are.

Who are these guys? I don't believe my eyes!

Is this a joke!? There's never been anyone {Added Is this a joke!?}

who's made it out of that toilet alive!

But they still were weak enough to fall in, in the first place!

We couldn't care less if they come back! {It doesn't matter}

What's with the fist, Bo

-bobo?{What are you doing, Bo

-bobo?}

Time to bring back the Tokoroten Magnum!!! {added Grab a bite of }{Is he saying revived?}

{Tokoroten Magnum!!!}

What just happened there? {added there}

I don't think I would've survived a direct hit!

But look! You had to sacrifice your partner's life to use that move! {Added But look, t}

Which means you can't use it anymore! {Added Which means y}

Let's move! {Added move}

Repeater! Six shots per second!

Now that it's come to this... Activate Trap!

Now that it's come to this... Activate Trap!

Zero!

Now to finish you off!

Yeah!

This is our finishing move of friendship!

{sign}

{sign}

Finishing Move of Friendship Bo

-bobo Torpedo!

Dump the trash!

They dropped him!

Alright, fine...

I'll take you down with me!

You just don't give up, do you?

Fall! Just fall already! Why don't you fall?

Just fall! Fall already! Fall down, you b*stard!


{Break}

Just fall! Fall already! Fall down, you b*stard!

You know what, we'll let you off this time. {added You know what}

Don't get your hopes up, though!

Fools!

You've made yourselves open to me!

{sign}


Not that kind of open!

Okay, Bo

-bobo!

You can land safely on this mini

-mat!

Thank you kindly! {LOL}

The games are over!

Take this!

Yellow River Ninja Arts: Freezing Sweat!!

{Yellow River Ninja Arts}

{Freezing Sweat!!}

What?

My sweat freezes all that it touches! {Added that }

You'll be frozen solid in a matter of seconds!

They're completely speechless.

Now! Freeze up!

Now! Freeze up!

What a stupid kid!

Wait, that attack just froze the entire ground! {added Wait, t}

Here they come!{They're headed towards us!}

Let's go, Don Patch!

Yeah!

We'll show you

what our combination can do! {Flared line}

You nutjob!

Why'd you have to use an annoying technique like that?

Is he going to be alright!?

Alright! Clone Technique!

Is it this one?

Is it this one?

Is it this one?

It's this one!

He just threw around some octopus wieners!

Leave this one to me!

Heavenly Dog Style Secret Technique:

Heavenly Dog Style Secret Technique Chop Breaker!!

{Heavenly Dog Secret Technique}

{Sword Breaker!!}

The hell!?

I surrender.

That's as far as you'll go!

Now what? {Added Now w}

Oh, he's okay, after all.

Say whaaa? Bo

-bobo!

Say whaaa? Bo

-bobo!

Say whaaa? Bo

-bobo!

Get up! {LOL!}{Sounds more like Ketchup! Stud Up!}

Stand up!{LOL!}{Sounds more like Ketchup! Stud Up!}

No way! {please time}

What a cute little thing... {added little thing}

Fine, then! I'll show you our special move that makes use of this frozen ground!{witness the power of our special move!} {added witness the power of our }

Take this! Yellow River Ninja Arts:

Yellow River Ninja Arts: Curling Attack!

{Yellow River Ninja Arts}

{Curling Attack}

Outta my way!

We're sorry, Yellow River Civilization.

But this b*mb's gonna win us the gold!

. meters!

We did it!

That was a dreadful technique! {I'm sure he says amazing but want to leave it as dreadful for jokes. Thoughts?}

But I can do it just as well!

Doubt that, moron! You can't pull it off without a curling stone!{You can't possibly pull it off without a curling stone!}

Sorry to disappoint you, but I found a very nice and suitable... {Sorry for you}

curling stone, right here!

Go on ahead!

But why me!? {Added But w}

Don't fret, Dengakuman. {added Don't fret}

We'll lead you in a safe direction!

You guys...

You better fall in line, freshie.

Ya think you can get by just by being cute?

Whaddya think you're doing?

Sorry!

So they're having a falling

-out! Perfect! Don't stop now!

Dammit! I'm stuck in the seat!

Well, at least he's stuck too, so he's in no position to attack me anyway. {if he's in the same situation, he can't attack either.}

Bo

-bobo Fire!

He breathed fire! {Added out}

He's looking this way!

Medium

-rare! Make me medium

-rare, please!{Added Make it m} {medium as in cooking or in mind reading?}

Fire!

That's not medium!

My precious slick hair...

I'm out! Prepare yourself, Bo

-bobo!

Shut the hell up!

Bo

-bobo! Look at Hekkun! He's... {Flared line}

What?

He's clogged the toilet! {Flared line}

Dengakuman's in trouble, too!

This is bad, Bo

-bobo! You've gotta hurry!

What kind of attack can take care of these three quickly?

Not a chance! You'd better not think of us as small fry!

Bo

-bobo! Tennosuke!

Bo

-bobo! Tennosuke!

We'll have to pull off that move! {added pull of }

Yeah. It seems like that...

That move... {please time}

That move... {please time}

That move... {please time}

That's the only move we can do!

You're not thinking the same thing!

Bo

-bobo Fusion!

Let's go, Don Patch!

OK!

Transform!

{Candy Ball}

CANDY BALL!

Open wide!

Here it comes!



No one's looking.

No one's looking.

Everyone saw that! {added But}

A fusion technique? With the three of them?

What's gonna happen?

What's gonna happen!?

Fusion complete.

Who's that!?

After this break,

Is the super

-fun...

Bo

-boroscope!

Everyone, get ready for Rock

-Paper

-Scissors!

Alright, here we go!

Rock!

Paper!

Scissors!

Remember whether you won or lost.

Your fortune will be revealed at the end of the show!

My name is Bobopatchnosuke.

Bobopatchnosuke

And I can only remain in this form for one minute. {Added And }

So let's get this over with!

Is that really those three guys?

They seem a little different than normal...{That's what she would look like in the Hokuto No Ken world}

What power! Even the atmosphere feels heavy!

He's not normal!

There's no time. Here I come.

Not another Don Patch Sword!

Oh good. It's just a normal sword...

I spoke too soon...{That does it...}{Spoke too soon

- Spirit}

Prepare yourselves.

Tanaka Sword

The Tanaka Sword shows no quarter. {quarter as in mercy?}

I'll show you the true power of Bobopatchnosuke!

You moron! What do you think you can do with that sword?

{sign}

First Flash

{Tanaka Slash!!}

Tanaka Slash!!

And on the back...

{Tanaka Slash}

{sign}

Tanaka Slash!!

Mesopotamian Civilization!

What kind of slash was that?

This is really bad! We're in real trouble!

I can't get him angry. If he gets angry, it's all over!

He looks super angry! {added stupidly}

I will never forgive the likes of you. I'll hit you with all I have.

Beauty... Heppokomaru... Dengakuman...

Beauty... Heppokomaru... Dengakuman...

Beauty... Heppokomaru... Dengakuman...

For my three friends who've passed on!!!

But we're still alive.

I can only remain in this form

for another fifty seconds. {fifty or ?}

I'll give you the instakill treatment.

Are you Ret*rded?

You'll defeat us in fifty seconds?

It'll never happen!

Here goes! Ultimate Secret Technique:

{Se}

SE

{Rious}

RIOUS

{Ly}

LY

SERIOUSLY TIME!

{Seriously Time}

What's going on?

We're in space!

Seriously Time is a spatial dimension.

{Seriously!!?}

Seriously!!?

will be your worst nightmare.

You'd better get hyped up, or you'll suffocate!

{Seriously!!?}

Seriously!!?

Quit making those stupid reactions! {added those}

Seriously!!?

{Seriously!!?}

Great. They've detected that reaction of yours. {Flared line}{Your reaction just set it off.}

They're coming...

Seriously...

The Seriously Meteor Swarm.

n\c&HA&\c&HFFFDF&}Seriously Meteor Swarm

Seriously!!?

{Seriously!!?}

Seriously!

In Seriously Time, all is Seriously. {Should the second word Seriously be a small s?}

{Seriously!!?}

Seriously!!?

They're gone.

Here, everything is Seriously.

All words aside from "Seriously" have no meaning.

That didn't make any sense!

We'll crush you!

{\fad(,)\c&HAC&\c&HAEEFF&}Seriously

{Seriously!!?}

Seriously!!?

I have struck you with a Seriously Wave.

Soon, you will encounter...

{Seriously!!?}

Seriously!!?

of your own making...

What's that supposed to mean?{What do you mean?}

This is what he means.

Seriously!!?

{Octopus}

{Seriously!!?}

Bro!

Kojiro!

Seriously!!?

{Seriously!!?}

To tell the truth...

I'm a woman!

Seriously!!?

{Seriously!!?}

I've loved you for the past three years.

{Seriously!!?}

Seriously!!?

We're getting married!

{Seriously!!?}

Seriously!!?

Congratulations!

Congratulations!

{Seriously?!}

Seriously?!

We're going to Hawaii for our honeymoon!

{Seriously!?}

Seriously!?

I'm home!

Hawaiian Treats Hot Spring Steamed Buns

I brought back some hot spring steamed buns!

{Seriously?!}

Seriously?!

The spaceship is here!

You're all taking off!

To where?

Istanbul.

U.S.S. Seriously

Seriously!!?

{Seriously!!?}

Now, we will fire upon the Earth. {Added planet}

Seriously!!?

{Seriously!!?}

How much firepower does this ship have!?{Did we really fire this much!?}

Well

-done

Seriously!!?

{Seriously!!?}

Engine room

And now we be like, "Seriously"!!? {Flared line}{And now we're Seriously!!?}

It seems you've had enough of Seriously Time.

Then allow me the pleasure of finishing you off.

S

-

Se

-

{\c&HFFE&\c&HF&}S

-S

-S

-S

-S

-S

-S

-S

-

}S

-S

-S

-S

-S

-S

-S

-S

-


-S

-

That's so uncool!!!

Seriously?

Seriously? That's so uncool!!!

But at least the pedals look decent! {Flared line}

Here I go!

He's coming this way!

S


-S

-...

Fist of the Eyelash... {Sounds like Hajike Shinken, what's the japanese word for eyebrow? Also that attack doesn't even use hie eyebrows. It that his eye lashes?}

Forever! {please split}

{sign}

SF Slapstick Comic}Seriously!!?

{Se}

{rious}

SF Slapstick Comic}Seriously!!?

{ly!!?}

SF Slapstick Comic}Seriously!!?

They're back!

Get on.

No questions. Just get on.

FIN

Hold it right there!

You didn't wrap anything up!

Or what, did they forget about us? {Added suddenly}

What's with the sunset!?

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-And so...

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-Bo

-bobo and friends saved Heppokomaru and Dengakuman. {Should've just changed Bo

-bobo for Beauty for jokes}

Let's bounce. {Added bounce}

Help me out here, guys!

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-And finally...

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-they reached the top floor of OVER's Castle!

Alright! Let's charge in! {added charge in}

Prepare yourself, OVER!

Battleship!

Who could've done this atrocity to him?

It has to be OVER!

Hey! Come on out, OVER!

Shut the f*ck up.

I am one of the Four Lords of Margarita...

Four Lords of Margarita

OVER!

He looks scary...

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-He is scary! He's seriously scary! {Added seriously}

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-What's with those giant scissors?

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-Does Bo

-bobo even stand a chance

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-against the evil foe known as OVER!?


When the cherry blossoms bloom, I remember

The gentle dawn that will never come back

I used to wish I would be hurt,

because I thought being hurt would make me happy

I lost things and broke things,

I understood so many things

This year the cherry blossoms will sway too

My hazy feelings will disappear with the wind.

What was I drawing again

that had so much hate in it?

How many times will I go in circles

before I understand what weakness is?

I'm struggling and crying again,

But that doesn't mean I can't keep going

To the future ahead of us

It's our first midair battle!

It sounds like fun!

Now's not the time to be saying that!

But OVER's really scary!

Don't worry, Beauty! Leave it to us two to save the day!

No, it's not just two of us.

Tennosuke's our friend, too!

Well said, Bo

-bobo!

Next time on Bobobo

-bo Bo

-bobo:



I'll

BD Cartoon Shouttake you

BD Cartoon Shoutdown!!

Tennosuke

said it!!!

Some friends you are!

Here's the results of the Bo

-boroscope, nah

-na

-la!

If you won, eat some dengaku and watch your dreams get bigger!

If you tied or lost, recite the Four Ancient Civilizations right now!