01x38 - Money Castle! Cash Only Please. Credit Cards Not Accepted.

[bunniefuu]

Baka Survivor

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Kachinokore

Kachinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Dare no sei de sonna

Shobokure tonnen

Dakara yuteru yaro itsumo

Nanka gaman shitennon chauno?

Omae souchaun?

Motto ureshisou na

Motto ureshisou na kao shiteru toki aruyan?

Fuku katta toki toka sa

Sou sou

Hore mi ano ossan no kao!

Omae mo annan natte mau yo!

Sa!

Ikinokotte ikoze

Yojinobotte

Kachihokotte

Kane tsukatte

Kane kaseide

Baka Survivor

Nariagare

Nariagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Maiagare

Maiagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Oreizumu DE

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby


Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Hai hai hai minasan kanpai

Saa minna de te wo age banzai

Muhou chitai tannou shitai yatsuwa

Keep on Keep on jamming

Okottari naitari warattari

Shiteru aida ni

Sugi TAKE wa tsure TAKE

Yo! Nori okurechatte chikoku ka yo

Tension gage ageru jiriki kadou

Kanou desu to jishin arige ni mato

Nerai uchi I don't know

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!



{sign}

The New Foe is an Army of Terror!

Not all of them look that terrifying, though...

Narrator

-The last and strongest of the Four Lords of Margarita,

Narrator

-Halekulani!

Narrator

-Bo

-bobo and company have come to Hallelujah Land to defeat Halekulani.

It may seem like an amusement park, but it's the enemy base.

That's right. {Flared line}

The Old Goldfish Guy Show It's fun!

That's nothing...

We're not done yet...

Why are these three so desperate to have fun?

Kiddy Area

Narrator

-And so,

Narrator

-they came to a super

-popular spot in Hallelujah Land

Narrator

-where anyone can return to their childhood, called the Kiddy Area!

Y

-You guys aren't children!

I have you now, Bo

-bobo!

Now that you've become a kid, taking you down will be a piece of cake!

But they're not even kids! {Added even}

Oh, really?

What?

Here I go!

Bo

-bobo Fusion!

My name is Urashima's Casket.

I know this trick! Some smoke will come out, and I'll turn into an old man, right?

But I came prepared. {Flared line}

It's a Don Patch

-in

-the

-Box!

This never happened! That's not how it went!

Are you sure? {Flared line}

Really? My memory's not what it used to be...


Idiot Survivor!

Stay alive!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Idiot Survivor!

Stay in the fight!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Whose fault is it,

That you're being so pathetic?

That's why I keep telling you,

Hey, are you trying to put up with me or something?

Ain't that right?

Come on, I know you've looked happier than this before,

Like that time you went to buy clothes.

Yeah, you know what I mean!

Hey, you see that old guy's face over there?

That's gonna be you one day!

So, let's go out there and survive!

Climb up to the top,

Do a little gloating,

Spend some money,

Make some money,

Idiot Survivor!

Rise up in the world!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Idiot Survivor!

Fly up to the sky!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Just doing it my way

Idiot Survivor!!

Idiot Survivor!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Stay alive!

Idiot Survivor!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Stay alive!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Baka Survivor

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Kachinokore

Kachinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Dare no sei de sonna

Shobokure tonnen

Dakara yuteru yaro itsumo

Nanka gaman shitennon chauno?

Omae souchaun?

Motto \ureshisou na kao shiteru toki aruyan?

Fuku katta toki toka sa

Sou sou

Hore mi ano ossan no kao!

Omae mo annan natte mau yo!

Sa!

Ikinokotte ikoze

Yojinobotte

Kachihokotte

Kane tsukatte

Kane kaseide

Baka Survivor

Nariagare

Nariagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Maiagare

Maiagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Oreizumu DE

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

We're back to normal!

Kiddy Area

We didn't get a chance to play because of that dumb enemy! {Added dumb}

I'm blaming you, Suzu! {Flared line}

It wasn't my fault!

Idiot!

What?

Tell us where Halekulani is, now! {Added Please t}

Right.

Halekulani is in the building in the center {added Right}

of Hallelujah Land's attractions...

Money Castle!

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Everyone who wants to shout come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

They're not listening!

But be on your toes!

Halekulani is protected

Hell K*llers

by three terrible assassins known as the Hell K*llers.

I say bring it on! {Added I say b}

Playtime's over! Let's go kick Halekulani's a*s! {flared line}

That's the spirit, Bo

-bobo!

Oh yeah!

Let's kick some a*s!

Hell yeah!

{This bit here shat my load}


-Break In to

(Money Castle!


-But let's take

a bit of a detour


What's happening to him? {Added happening to}

They're withdrawal symptoms.

He's gone insane from the shock of learning he can't play anymore.

He's run off with Hekkun!

Let him have his way!

The poor boy just can't take it anymore! {flared line}

Snack House

I sense an enemy in there!

We're gonna take you down!

Liar! You just sense the snacks! {Aded You liar}

I'm most impressed, Bo

-bobo...

I congratulate you for noticing my bloodlust.

There really is one here...

Bo

-bobo!

Another one of Halekulani's lackeys? {added lackeys}

He's Garbel the Bloody. {Manga says the Blood Flower?}

What's one of the Hell K*llers doing here?

It's the Snack House, nah

-na

-la!

It's not as though I chose to be here.

Garbel the Bloody

These nails just want a taste of blood. {Added a taste of }

Take this! Hunting Claws!

SuburbanaHunting Claws

Everyone run for it! {Added run for it}

Hang in there!

I can't last much longer, Bo

-bobo!

Leave this one to me! {Added this one to}

Thanks!

Secret Technique:

{Secret Technique: Tokoro Shield}

Tokoro Shield!

Forget him, you're my real enemy! {Flared line}

Now, I suppose it's time we tried out our new technique.

A present for me?

Tennosuke!

I will never forget about you! {please split}

Yay, yay, yay!

Nose Hair Wobble

-Wobble Double Secret Technique:

{Chaotic expl*si*n Ten!!}

De

-Ten

-nation!!

Is everyone alright?

Beauty! That wound...

Don't worry, I'm fine. {Flared line}

It must've been those nails.

That was a pretty disgusting technique.

How about I cut you all to shreds! {Added Now watch as I }

Don't you mess with me. {Added you}

You've harmed Beauty...

You are absolutely... positively...

You are absolutely... positively...

Despicable!

He turned into a beastman!

Super Sacred Mighty Claw Beast Smash b*llet!

{Super Sacret Strong Claw Beast Smash b*llet}

And now he's using a really weird technique!

My favorite food is % tuna with a hint of bonito.

No one cares.

Damn it all! Who do you take me for!

Fist of the Wobble

-Wobble Secret Technique:

{Coating}

{Coating!!}

Coating!!

Okay, coating

-ish.

Wobble

-Wobble Nose Hair Double Secret Technique: Mobius Wall!!

{Möbius' Wall}

How amazing! They're just toying around with Garbel the Bloody! {Added just messing}

But Bo

-bobo seems a little bit off of his game.

Baka Survivor

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Idiot Survivor!

Stay alive!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Is it just my imagination?

Have you figured it out yet, young lady?

It's because Don Patch isn't here!

{sign}

If he's not here, Bo

-bobo can't unlock his true power! {Added unlock}

I have to do something about it...

Damn you!

Patch! Patch!

Patch! Patch!

Don Patch!

Counterattack

-patch! Counterattack

-patch!

Counterattack

-patch! Counterattack

-patch!

Alright! It's working! {added as planned}

Now Bo

-bobo can unlock his true power!

Me thinks mine is better

-patch! {Added Me thinks m}

He saw right through me!

Never do that again.{Awww}

Am I useless to them? {added to them}

Oh hey, it's Don Patch. {Added hey}

Something wrong?

Garbel, was it? My next attack will seal your claws!

That's quite the bold declaration there.

But don't think I'll be using the same attack!

Howl!

Darkness Serpent

{Darkness Serpent}

It all ends now!

Bo

-bobo!

Manicurist

I have five years experience in nail art.

Nail ArtistYasuko

I am Yasuko. Have at you. {Added forth}

Beautiful Nail Life!!

{Beautiful Nail Life!}

Oh my goodness! Is this really me?

What a lovely design.

I feel at least three years younger!

We have been awakened to beauty.

We will fight no longer.

What the hell!? What's have you done to my snake nails? {added What the hell!?}

Now that you have lost your nails, you will never harm anyone again.

Tennosuke! Let's use that technique!

Okay!

Fist of the Wobble

-Wobble Secret Technique:

{Tokoroten Drink!}

Tokoroten Drink

Alright!

Here goes! The coup de grace!

Wobble

-Wobble Nose Hair Double Secret Technique:

Tokoro Nose Hairs!!

Wobble

-Wobble Nose Hair Double Secret Technique: Tokoro Nose Hairsl!!

I'll bring the smack

-down on anyone who lays a finger on Beauty! You got that!? {added ll lay the smackdown}

Y

-Yes!

{Break}

Hero Show



Fashion Sentai Oldschool Rangers

With burning passion, and the impact of battle... Oldschool Red!

With burning passion, and the impact of battle... Oldschool Red!

With the thrill of love, and a maiden's prayer... Oldschool Pink!

With the thrill of love, and a maiden's prayer... Oldschool Pink!

The cool Oldschool Blue!

Fashion Sentai Oldschool Rangers!

Ow, ow, ow!

Was I unconscious or something?



{sign}

I'm all played out now.

What the hell are you doing? Where are the others?

Shh! The enemy's on his way! {added sense the}

What? Is it the Hell K*llers?

Evil

Oldschool Rangers! It's time to meet your end!

Isn't that just the bad guy of the hero show?

Quiet during the performance!

Just let me watch this! Please!

{Evil}

Now who should I kidnap here? {added here}

Candidate

{sign}

What is that guy? Raw food!? {Flared line}

{sign}

He's getting closer...

I can't make eye contact!

I must not make eye contact!

He kidnapped me...

He came on his own!

The show must go on.{flared line}

Stand back!

Don't you care about what happens to the kid?

Keep that child out of this!

The Oldschool Rangers are in trouble!

Oldschool Rangers...

You coward!

Fight us on even grounds!

Oldschool Rangers! Oldschool Rangers!

Oldschool Rangers! Oldschool Rangers!

Forget about me! Defeat the evil!

He self

-destructed!

Hey kid, are you alright? {added Hey kid, a}

Yeah, are you okay? {added Yeah, a}

Hell yeah! Cause I drink my milk! {added Hell y}

There are cows everywhere! {Flared line}{Some cows jumped out!}

Ow, ow, ow, ow!

Stop it!

Milk

Moo

-moo

Oldschool Rangers Hero Show

Moo

-Moo Milk Sales Event

Let's drink milk, moo! Milk, moo! Milk, moo!

He's gone and done something weird again!

Milk, moo! Milk, moo!

You're already amoosing if you drink your milk!

Let's all sing together and buy some milk!

Who is he? Could he be one of the Hell K*llers that Suzu was talking about?

Get off the stage, Don Patch! {Flared line}

Hair sprouts moo! Hair growth moo! Let's drink milk, moo!

Mil

-mil

-milk...

This is sick!

This song won't get people buying milk!

You there.

Aren't you one of Bo

-bobo's comrades?

Who said anything about comrades?

I'm the main character!

Anywhere and anytime, we got milk!

Are you one of the Hell K*llers?

Affirmative.

I am one of the Hell K*llers...

{sign}

{please split}

My directive is to terminate every member of Bo

-bobo's party.

I repeat, aren't you Bo

-bobo's comrades? {Added I'll repeat, aren't}

You heard that, right?

He actually said "Bo

-bobo's party!"

Yeah, so?

Don't you mean Don Patch's party!?

Don't mistake me for Bo

-bobo! Listen up, I'll tell you how it is!

{Bo

-bobo}


-bobo


Bo

-bobo

{Equals}

Equals

Me!

I

{Equal}


Equal

{Fist of the Nose Hair!}

(Fist of the Nose Hair

Got it!?

Does that mean...

That you're Bo

-bobo?

I said I'm Don Patch!{Flared line}

I said I'm Don Patch!{Flared line}

Am I Bo

-bobo? Am I not Bo

-bobo?

That stuff doesn't matter!

It doesn't matter!

As long as I have him, it doesn't matter.

Oh no! This performance is more emotional than I thought!

Tragedy!

I will crush every last one of you. {flared line}

Just like I did that doll!

Just like that doll...

Do you mean Yakkun?

Do you mean Yakkun!?

Die!

Death Cannon Revolvers

{Death Cannon Revolvers!}

I have recorded all of your battle data.

In other words, I can predict every move you make! {added move you make}

{sign}

Now I have to put on poultices...

Poultice

{Poultice Man?}

That was unpredictable!

After this break,

Is the super

-fun

Bo

-boroscope!

Everyone, get ready for Rock Paper Scissors!

Alright, here we go!

Rock,

paper,

scissors!

Remember whether you won or lost.

Your fortune will be revealed at the end of the show!

{sign}

What!?

Allow me to explain.

When Don Patch wears the Protectors from the Poultice Star,

and draws the shape of the Poultice Constellation with his hands,

he transforms into a cool and tough nice guy, the Poultice Hero!

Poultice! Poultice!

Poultice! Poultice!

It's stuck!

Poultice! Poultice!

Poultice! Poultice!

Stop it! Don't put them on!

Poultice!

Poultice!

I said don't put them on!

Poultice!

What's he doing? I'm scared, Mommy.

Don't try this at home, children.

Make sure you read the instructions and use them correctly.

OK.

Damn it all...

Bring it on, b*tch! I, Don Patch, am gonna take you down! {Flared line}

Alright, take this!

Don Patch!

Didn't feel a thing!

Cause I'm an idiot! {please split}

He really is an idiot!

What on earth is he? {Added on earth}

That was a direct hit!

So why didn't it harm him? {Added So w}

Why? Why not?!

Why? Why not?!

Nonstop Idiot

'Cause I'm an idiot!

'Cause I'm an idiot!

THE Idiot

'Cause I'm an idiot! 'Cause I'm an idiot!

'Cause I'm an idiot! 'Cause I'm an idiot!

Idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, 'Cause I'm an idiot! {please time}

Idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, 'Cause I'm an idiot! {please time}

Idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, 'Cause I'm an idiot! {please time}

Idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, 'Cause I'm an idiot! {please time}

Idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, 'Cause I'm an idiot! {please time}

I may be an idiot, but that still hurts!

He's flying!

It hurts!

I'm an idiot... I'm an idiot, but it still hurts!

My heart hurts...

It hurts...

John... {please split}

John! Come back!

Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!

Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!

Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!

Ouch! That hurts! What's his problem? Who's this John, anyway?

What's with this target? {Added this target}

My battle data is entirely unusable! {added pointless}

What's his next move going to be? {Added So w}

It's a piano.

I can't do it! I'm in a slump today!

Slump! Slump! Slump! Slump! Slump!

Slump! Slump! Slump! Slump! Slump!

Slump! Slump! Slump! Slump! Slump!

Slump! Slump! Slump! Slump! Slump!

Slump! Slump! Slump! Slump! Slump!

Slump!

Slump! Slump!

Slump! Slump!

Now what the hell? {Added Now w}

Okay, then...

Gotta ship off the canned goods!

Why me?

Canned Goods

Get out!

We don't need so many in stock. {added in stock}

I'll ship half of them back.

OK.

Blah blah blah. Blah blah blah.

Blah blah blah. Blah blah blah.

Why didn't you sell yourself better?

What the hell just happened?

Damn it all...

I'll never be beaten by the likes of you!

You small

-fry! You still don't know who I am? {Added know who I am}

I'm the main character!!!

Is this the power of a main character? {Flared line}

Secret Technique: Cheapskate Blues.

He's strong! I guess Don Patch's power really is limitless!

He's not Bo

-bobo's tag team partner for nothing.

Not that he's the main character...

Hekkun! Patchmi was so scared!

Let's go back and find Bo

-bobo.

Just one more attraction!

I said we're going back! {Added I said w}

No! Why are you so cold, Hekkun?

{sign}

Narrator

-Meanwhile, Bo

-bobo and company...

Wait up, you jerks! {Added you }

Narrator

-were headed to Money Castle to find Halekulani.

Suzu! Are we there yet?

Just a bit more!

Suzu!

What?

How much longer?

About five minutes.

Let's get a move on, Tennosuke! {Flared line}

What's wrong, Tennosuke?

His soul's left him.

What's with this structure? {Added with }

You monster! You're a monster!

You monster! You're a monster!

Help me, Bo

-bobo!

Beauty! Suzu!

An enemy? When did you get here?

Don't you dare lay a finger on those two, or you'll have to answer to me!

Even Dengakuman! This is going from bad to worse!

Beauty! Suzu! Are you alright?

Dengakuman, I'm gonna save you now!

{sign}

Am I gonna be...

Among Men

That happens a lot.

Yes, it certainly does!

Bo

-bobo!

Who are you b*stards?

We are the core of the Hell K*llers...

{sign}

The Three m*rder Brothers!

We are at our strongest when all three of us are together.

So as three

-in

-one,

we form the core.

And so that Lord Halekulani may smile upon us... {Added As long as we see }

We will now claim your life!

Narrator

-Bo

-bobo and company are but one step away

Narrator

-from reaching Halekulani, the last of the Four Lords of Margarita!

Narrator

-But now that Beauty and the others have been taken hostage...

Narrator

-even Bo

-bobo is powerless!

Narrator

-Is this the end? Is it all over for our hero? {Added for our hero}

It looks like you could use some help.

That voice belongs to... {Added belongs to}

That's...

Professor Grunty

-grunt!

It's Softon.

Isn't that... uh... it's got to be that... how should I say it... It's that, isn't it...

Softon!

Softon! What are you doing here?

Just doing a little part

-time job.

Oh, a part

-timer? {Added Oh, a}

I'd like a roe

-flavored soft

-serve please!

{sign}

This looks like the worst

-case scenario.

Please don't ignore me.

Hey, you!

We're busy here, so move along!

Fist of Babylon Secret Technique:

{Sunlight Through the Trees in Saint Lucia}

Sunlight Through the Trees in Saint Lucia!

That's amazing!

Impressive.

Amazing! Amazing! Amazing!

Amazing! Amazing! Amazing!

Amazing! Amazing! Amazing!

Impressive, nah

-la!

Now, you foolish fallen angels...

Shall we play the tune of terror?

Everyone who wants to shout come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to make a riot come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Alright then, everyone, bottoms up!

Everyone raise your hands and shout "Hooray"!

All you who want to party like there's no rules

Keep on, keep on jamming?

As we get mad, cry, and laugh,

We take the past along with us.

Yo! Are you gonna miss the bus and show up late!?

My manual drive is raising the tension gage.

I say "I can do it!" and fill up with confidence.

Ready, aim, fire! ...I don't know.

Everyone who wants to shout come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to make a riot come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to shout come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to make a riot come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Hai hai hai minasan kanpai

Saa minna de te wo age banzai

Muhou chitai tannou shitai yatsuwa

Keep on Keep on jamming

Okottari naitari warattari

Shiteru aida ni

Sugi TAKE wa tsure TAKE

Yo! Nori okurechatte chikoku ka yo

Tension gage ageru jiriki kadou

Kanou desu to jishin arige ni mato

Nerai uchi I don't know

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Here's the results for the Bo

-boroscope, nah

-na

-la!

If you won,

the moo

-re popular you get, you'll really have a cow!

Your lucky items are snacks and fresh

-squeezed milk!

If you tied,

leaving your nails long is unlucky!

Keep them nice and short!

And if you lost,

don't trespass into a hero show, or you may be booed off!

What's that weird smell? {added weird }

I feel like I'm gonna die!

Bo

-bobo! Hurry up and save me! {Added up}

The Three m*rder Brothers sure are fearsome! Then we'll face them as the Hajike Trio!

Then I'll be the heroine!

And I'll be the hero!

And what about Tennosuke? {Added And}

Next time on Bobobo

-bo Bo

-bobo:

Showdown!


Three m*rder Brothers

Hajike Trio!

Who has the better teamwork!?

Does it really matter?