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01x43 - Ha-le Oo-pu Ah-ah!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo". Aired: September 30, 2005.*
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The impossible adventures of Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo, a warrior who fights using his nose hairs to defeat an evil empire that wants to turn the human race bald.

01x43 - Ha-le Oo-pu Ah-ah!

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Baka Survivor

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Kachinokore

Kachinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Dare no sei de sonna

Shobokure tonnen

Dakara yuteru yaro itsumo

Nanka gaman shitennon chauno?

Omae souchaun?

Motto ureshisou na

Motto ureshisou na kao shiteru toki aruyan?

Fuku katta toki toka sa

Sou sou

Hore mi ano ossan no kao!

Omae mo annan natte mau yo!

Sa!

Ikinokotte ikoze

Yojinobotte

Kachihokotte

Kane tsukatte

Kane kaseide

Baka Survivor

Nariagare

Nariagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Maiagare

Maiagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Oreizumu DE

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Final Battle with Halekulani Finally Concluded! ...But now there's a new enemy!?

{Break}

{Break}


Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Hai hai hai minasan kanpai

Saa minna de te wo age banzai

Muhou chitai tannou shitai yatsuwa

Keep on Keep on jamming

Okottari naitari warattari

Shiteru aida ni

Sugi TAKE wa tsure TAKE

Yo! Nori okurechatte chikoku ka yo

Tension gage ageru jiriki kadou

Kanou desu to jishin arige ni mato

Nerai uchi I don't know

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Enter the Six Cyber Knights! You'll get charmed by a male ballerina, too.



Hello everyone, from inside a dice! Nah

-na

-la!

Hello everyone, from inside a dice! Nah

-na

-la!

It's me again, Dengakuman!

This is a board game invented

by the strongest man of the Four Lords of Margarita, Halekulani...

Fist of Gorgeous Dark Secret Technique

Death Money Board Game

Fist of Gorgeous Dark Secret Technique: Death Money Board Game, nah

-na

-la!

Let's try rolling the dice!

It stopped, na

-la!

And it's now coming back!

Two. {please time}

Fun Time Board Game

Narrator

-Bo

-bobo destroyed the Death Money Board Game with the Fun Time Board Game!

Put the board games away!

He got stuck!

Narrator

-But the persistent Halekulani transformed into a money monger.

Moneymoneymoneymoneymoney...

Moneymoneymoneymoneymoney...

He's gotten scary!

Money is power! Money is everything!

Money is power! Money is everything!

Narrator

-Bo

-bobo also fought for the sake of money. {Added for the sake of}

Pretty sure he didn't! I mean he's the hero and everything!

Narrator

-That's right! Our hero Bo

-bobo...

Narrator

-was about to teach Halekulani what is more important than money!

Contract I leave all my wealth to Bo

-bobo. Signed, Halekulani

I leave all my wealth to Bo

-bobo...

Over my dead body!

Just forget this hero stuff, okay?


Idiot Survivor!

Stay alive!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Idiot Survivor!

Stay in the fight!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Whose fault is it,

That you're being so pathetic?

That's why I keep telling you,

Hey, are you trying to put up with me or something?

Ain't that right?

Come on, I know you've looked happier than this before,

Like that time you went to buy clothes.

Yeah, you know what I mean!

Hey, you see that old guy's face over there?

That's gonna be you one day!

So, let's go out there and survive!

Climb up to the top,

Do a little gloating,

Spend some money,

Make some money,

Idiot Survivor!

Rise up in the world!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Idiot Survivor!

Fly up to the sky!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Just doing it my way

Idiot Survivor!!

Idiot Survivor!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Stay alive!

Idiot Survivor!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Stay alive!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Baka Survivor

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Kachinokore

Kachinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Dare no sei de sonna

Shobokure tonnen

Dakara yuteru yaro itsumo

Nanka gaman shitennon chauno?

Omae souchaun?

Motto \ureshisou na kao shiteru toki aruyan?

Fuku katta toki toka sa

Sou sou

Hore mi ano ossan no kao!

Omae mo annan natte mau yo!

Sa!

Ikinokotte ikoze

Yojinobotte

Kachihokotte

Kane tsukatte

Kane kaseide

Baka Survivor

Nariagare

Nariagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Maiagare

Maiagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Oreizumu DE

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Halekulani! I'll show you what's greater than money!

There's no such thing.

There's no such thing.

What's greater than money...

What's greater than money...

Is this foot! {Added foot}

Git 'im, Bo

-bobo! Git 'im real good! {Added real}

Narrator

-That was basically how it went.

Hang on! This pro wrestling thing never happened the last time! {Added Hang on}

These guys are trying to screw up the recap! But why?

What do they have to gain from doing this?

Absolutely nothing.

Yay! Nothing at all!

Then don't do it at all! {Added at all}

Final Battle

Elected Office}with Halekulani

Elected Officeinally Concluded!


-)}But now there's a new

...But now there's a new

Elected Office}enemy

Elected Office}!?

Something greater than money?

There's nothing greater than money!

Exactly.

No, there is.

It is...

It is...

Eggplants!

OK, no. Not a chance. {Added OK, n}

What was that just now? Did he think "eggplants" would be a good answer?

What's greater than money is...

Love and friendship or something like that...

He's gone really sloppy! {Added has}

Even his art style!

That was such a moving speech!

It was?

He's such an actor...

How? Which part of it? {added Which}

His words...

touched the enameled wires of our hearts!

They ascended!

Halekulani! Let me tell you then!

What's greater than money? It's Ordinary Everyday Life!

Ordinary Everyday Life

Ordinary everyday life?

That's total bullshit! {Flared line}

How is that greater than money?

You tragic money monger...

Allow me to demonstrate the greatness of ordinary everyday life! {Added Allow me to demonstrate the}

Here we go!

Fist of the Nose Hair Superior Secret Technique: {Added we go}

Wonderful Nose Hair Days!

Wonderful Nose Hair Days!

Wonderful Nose Hair Days!

Wonderful Nose Hair } Days!

Halekulani, you will now experience the wonder of everyday life

over a period of seven days!

First comes Monday!

Wonderful Nose Hair

A Peaceful Morning

Shut up!

That's way too many alarm clocks! {added way}

My mother gently wakes me up.

It's morning, dammit! {added time}

Our dog hears the ruckus and comes in.

And then all together...

Canned Crab Time!

What's happening? I'm scared! {Added am I seeing}

This Monday is...

This Monday is...

Perfect!

How?

And now the Merry

-Go

-Round...

explodes!

But why? {Added But w}

Next up, on Tuesday...

A Police Barricade

You are completely surrounded!

What did you do?

Followed by hibernation!

Hibernation

I'm a Gecko

I'm a gecko.

Our dog hears the ruckus and comes in.

There he is again!

And now for our traditional...

Canned Crab Time!

It's become a tradition!

Mackerel

Hey wait a minute, this is canned mackerel! {Flared line}

I'm so sorry! I wasn't looking!

What were you thinking? {Flared line}

Eat up, then.

It's a crab bowl.

But I'm sick of crab! {Added But}

And now the roller coaster...

But what's the point of this?

Next up, next up, it's Wednesday...

His face is huge!

A Battle

He's gone back in time!

Onward, everyone!

We must reclaim those idol CDs I bought!

Yeah!

That's a lame reason to start a battle!

Buy a new one!

We must reclaim them!

He actually unified Japan!

Just a dream...

A dream ending? Wait, how come you're a wrestler?

This Wednesday is...

This Wednesday is...

What the...? What are you gonna do?

Rolling

-rolling

-rolling!

He fell!

We gotta help Bo

-bobo!

Quit it!

That ain't cool, bro!

That guy, yo, he wants to go!

Oh my God!

No thanks!

Yo!

You can't!

Yeah!

That guy's just gotta go!

Yo!

Rolling and falling is how he lives, so he gonna roll and fall...

Upside

-down, yo!

Once he starts poppin', then he ain't stoppin' for

ANYBODAYY!

ANYBODAYY!

ANYBODAYY!

ANYBODAYY!

ANYBODAYY!

Let him go, let him go, let him go, bro!

Let him go, baby!

Yeah!

{What's Bo saying here?}

He looked like he was calling for help!

You didn't see anything! There's nothing for you to see!

You didn't see anything! There's nothing for you to see!

What kind of secret technique is this!? This doesn't look good! {added getting}

Let's move on to Thursday!


This is what happens on Thursday!

This is what happens on Thursday!

the Xth

It's a diary!

And it's reallly crazy, too!

Bo

-bobo went to go shopping at a fish shop in outer space.

Bo

-bobo: Hey, got any good fish?

Alien: Well, we do have some fresh Andromedafish in today.

You know, because we're in space. (Laughs)

Bo

-bobo then destroyed a planet. {Added then}

Bo

-bobo: Give it over!

Alien: You can't be serious! Oh, wait... you're that guy from five years...

Nu Person: Nununununu.

Bo

-bobo: Yep. I'm that guy from three years ago.

Nu Person: Nunununununu.

Nu Person: Nunununununununununununununu nunununununununununununununununu

Who wrote this rubbish? Was it Tennosuke?

Bingo!

This Thursday is...

This Thursday is...

Three Peace!

That's oldschool!

You b*stard!

How dare you destroy my Hallelujah Land!

Don't look at me! {Flared line}

Hey hey hey! Don't get sidetracked now! Let's move on to Friday!

Friday is...

Chocolate Pies

box of chocolate pies with a squirrel inside

A box of chocolate pies with a squirrel inside

It looks super cute! But I don't get it! {Added looks}

Isn't it adorable?

Isn't it adorable?

There, there.

Adorable enough for a quick kick to the neck!

What did he have to do with it?

And now it's Saturday!

Monster Wars

Monster Wars!

Wow, you guys really could pass as actual monsters! {Flared line}

There's a bunch of other monsters stampeding at us! {Flared line}

Sword of Light!

Fire of Light!

Ice Storm of Light!

Destroy the Monsters of Darkness!

You guys are on the side of light?

And here's today's trivia!



Today's Trivia



Monster No.



-Mercedes



Today's Trivia



Monster No.



Mercedes

Monster No. , Mercedes.

A French monster that likes the shade. He stabs people with toothpicks. He was promoted to manager last April.

A French monster that likes the shade. He stabs people with toothpicks. He was promoted to manager last April.

A French monster that likes the shade. He stabs people with toothpicks. He was promoted to manager last April.

Nobody cares! {Added But n}

And last of all is Sunday!

On Sunday...

We're in Alice's Wonderland...

doing covert ops!

That's quite the mission!

Alright, everyone! Follow me! {Added everyone}

Everyone from Monday to Saturday is following them!

Who's the guy at the front?

Halekulani...

How about it? Ordinary everyday life wasn't too bad, was it?

There wasn't a single ordinary day in this whole week!

What a load of crap!

In this world...

Money is everything!

You still don't understand? {Added understand}

How thick are you?

Everything that happens in everyday life...

is my power!

All these precious meetings and experiences that money can't buy...

bring forth the greatest power of all!

Before that power,

money is no more than slips of paper!

The most precious thing in the world? The strongest thing?

That should be obvious!

's money!!

What? Which one is it? {Added Wait, w}

Weren't you just talking about how the most precious things in the world

Are meetings... And experiences... And friends?

Are meetings... And experiences... And friends?

Are meetings... And experiences... And friends?

I wanted to teach him a lesson.

Now the hideous one has been destroyed.

You guys!

Suzu! You're back to normal!

Narrator

-However, the hideous ones...

Narrator

-had not been destroyed yet. {Added yet}

Hideous Ones

Money...

Hallelujah Land destroyed.

After this break,

Is the super

-fun

Bo

-boroscope!

Everyone, get ready for Rock Paper Scissors!

Alright, here we go!

Rock,

paper,

scissors!

Remember whether you won or lost.

Your fortune will be revealed at the end of the show!

May!

That's the last of them.

Thank you so much!

Now we're free from that evil Halekulani!

Not bad, kiddo.

You're Heppokomaru, aren't you? {Added must be}

How do they know my name?

No doubt about it. He's on our list.

What do you guys want?

You're a Fist User, aren't you?

So what if I am? {Added So w}

We came to bug Halekulani for some cash...

but I think we've got us a bigger catch! {added I think}

Commence the Fist Hunt!

Let's start by kidnapping this brat.

Okay!

Narrator

-Meanwhile, now that Bo

-bobo and his friends had defeated Halekulani...

Narrator

-they were drawing up plans for rebuilding Hallelujah Land.

Why are you guys doing it?

Well...

Tokoroten Land

we could always change it to "Tokoroten Land". {Flared line}

Nope, that plan will never work!

Okay...

Then let's plant a bunch of rubber gloves!

Why? I don't get the point of that!

Both of those ideas...

Tokoroten Land

have already been put into action.

It's too late!

The more I look at it, the better it seems!

It'll be a big hit!

Wait...!

minutes later

It flopped...

We haven't got a single customer... {Added one}

I should think so.

More importantly, anyone know where Hekkun is? {Flared line}

I'm starting to worry...

Don't worry, Beauty.

There he is. Perfectly alive and well.

See how spunky he is?

Let me out! Let me out of here!

Let me out! Let me out of here!

He's being kidnapped!

You call that spunky? Get up there and save him!

We can't do that. I mean he's in the sky and everything.

How about I just k*ll you?

Why do you have to be so scary today?

I'll save you now, Heppokomaru!

Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique:

Bo

-bobo Spring!

I'm begging you! Please take this seriously!

And they're gone!

I don't believe it... Hekkun's been kidnapped!

I'm sorry.

We did everything we could, but...

You didn't do a damn thing! {Added sorry}

Well, this is Heppokomaru we're talking about, so I'm sure he'll be fine. {Added I'm sure h}

I wouldn't be so sure.

From the looks of their uniforms,

they come from Cyber City.

It's the most atrocious city in the entire Margarita Empire.

I doubt he'll come back in one piece.

Why didn't you say so sooner?

So we have to save Hekkun before he reaches the city!

Cyber City is a giant city floating in the middle of the ocean.

We can't head them off.

No way...

You useless pink twirly

-head!

So what's gonna happen to Hekkun?

Everyone must die sometime.

Get back here, you little...

I can at least teleport you to the docks.

Yes, please do.

Cyber City

Bo

-bobo has even managed to take down Halekulani.

So I need you... Or rather, all of you to help me.

Lame!

Never imagined that Mr. Moneybags was so pathetic.

Giga, this is an order. Bo

-bobo must be...

Quit ordering me around, Tsururiina.

Aren't we supposed to be equals? {Flared line}

Son of a...

Those were the conditions upon which I agreed to remain in the empire.

But more importantly...

I've been getting into this Fist Hunt. {Flared line}

I just can't stop making Objets d'Art out of my targets.

Emperor of Cyber Empire

Giga

Teleport!

We made it!

Alright! We're at the docks! Let's board a ship!

Board! Board!

That's just a car!

Set sail!

That joke went flat.

Now's not the time to mess around!

I have a ship! Let's set sail immediately!

Softon!

Now get on!

What's wrong?

Hop aboard! {Flared line}

I don't wanna! Nobody would ever want to ride on that!

Except him!!

Good grief.

What a picky little lady we have today. {Flared line}

Why don't you ride my nu ship instead?

Isn't there any more decent ship?

Let's go, Softon.

The shock!

I lost to that pink twirly ship!?

Narrator

-And so, Bo

-bobo and company set sail on the pink twirly boat.

Take care!

This ship's narrower than it looks, isn't it?

Not really. It's just wide enough... {added really}

for having a field day!

We're not doing that in here! {Added in here}

On your marks...

Not you too, Softon! {Added you,}

The first contest!

The Dengaku

-put!

The second contest! The Don Patch Dunk!

Red team wins.

But he didn't even do anything!

What was that crash?

Let's look outside!

Who are those guys?

You're entering Cyber City waters.

Cyber City Coast Guard

We have orders to destroy any trespassing vessel.

Those two look dangerous! Who are they?

This doesn't look good. They're the coast guard!

Who are you trespassers? {Added trespasses}

We are known as... {Added known as}

The Strawberry Au Lait Speed Drinking Club!

No we're not! What are you talking about?

Speed Drinking Club

Here's your T

-shirt, Beauty.

I drink mine nice and slow!

Sink!

We're sinking!

We're sinking! We're sinking!

The pink twirl is sinking!

The pink twirl...! It's...!

The pink twirl is...! It's...!

It's... it's... it's...!

It's... it's... it's...!

It's... it's... it's...!

Oh, shut up! {Added Oh, s}

Leave this to me!

Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique:

Iceburn!!

So the other day...

I got mistaken for some Hollywood star at a party.

The ocean froze!

Sure, that joke was cold, but come on!

Alright! Now the ship won't sink!

Now let's cross the ice and kick their asses!

Okay!

It's freezing! It's freezing!

I'll save you!

I thought that was the life preserver!

Lies! All lies!

Those are some pretty stupid techniques.

They're hardly worth the effort, but whatever. It's a living.

Shut up!

We will bring back Heppokomaru!

And we'll crush anyone who gets in our way!

Eliminating trespassers at Sector South.

Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique:

Hondorapoy and Hogehogepo ♪

What are they doing?

I will not tolerate any foolishness! {please split}

I will not tolerate any foolishness! {please split}

And that is because...

I'm a torpedo!

Our nemesis showed up now, of all times! {Flared line}

She really came!

She came from the sea, too!

But I don't like her...

Narrator

-Dengakuman may not like her,

Narrator

-but Torpedo Girl has made her re

-appearance!

Narrator

-But why has Bo

-bobo called for Torpedo Girl,

Narrator

-last of the Idiot K*llers?

Narrator

-Does Bo

-bobo have some kind of plan?

Ugh. Another blister.

Everyone who wants to shout come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to make a riot come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Alright then, everyone, bottoms up!

Everyone raise your hands and shout "Hooray"!

All you who want to party like there's no rules

Keep on, keep on jamming?

As we get mad, cry, and laugh,

We take the past along with us.

Yo! Are you gonna miss the bus and show up late!?

My manual drive is raising the tension gage.

I say "I can do it!" and fill up with confidence.

Ready, aim, fire! ...I don't know.

Everyone who wants to shout come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to make a riot come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to shout come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to make a riot come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Hai hai hai minasan kanpai

Saa minna de te wo age banzai

Muhou chitai tannou shitai yatsuwa

Keep on Keep on jamming

Okottari naitari warattari

Shiteru aida ni

Sugi TAKE wa tsure TAKE

Yo! Nori okurechatte chikoku ka yo

Tension gage ageru jiriki kadou

Kanou desu to jishin arige ni mato

Nerai uchi I don't know

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Here's the results for the rock

-paper

- scissors fortune, nah

-na

-la!

If you won, sing a rap parody at a party and you'll be a big hit!

Your lucky food is anything with canned crab!

If you tied, make sure you plan out your week and follow it, and you'll be lucky.

And if you lost, if you buy Strawberry Au Lait, make sure you drink it slowly and savor it!

Torpedo Girl is here! What do we do?

Don't worry, Beauty. Calm down, balm down. {was it intentionally "balm" down?}

If we act foolish in front of the Teacher, she'll k*ll us!

Everyone do your parasol spinning practice seriously!

You guys are both too foolish!

Then Don Patch...

Yeah?

We'll just have to entrance her with our graceful dance!

Next time on Bobobo

-bo Bo

-bobo:

Enter

Enter

the Six Cyber Knights!

the Six Cyber Knights!

You'll get charmed

by a male ballerina, too.


I can't take this anymore... {Added this}