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01x51 - The Art of Art and the Fist of All Fists!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo". Aired: September 30, 2005.*
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The impossible adventures of Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo, a warrior who fights using his nose hairs to defeat an evil empire that wants to turn the human race bald.

01x51 - The Art of Art and the Fist of All Fists!

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Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Hai hai hai minasan kanpai

Saa minna de te wo age banzai

Muhou chitai tannou shitai yatsuwa

Keep on Keep on jamming

Okottari naitari warattari

Shiteru aida ni

Sugi TAKE wa tsure TAKE

Yo! Nori okurechatte chikoku ka yo

Tension gage ageru jiriki kadou

Kanou desu to jishin arige ni mato

Nerai uchi I don't know

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!



Narrator

-Previously on Bobobo

-bo Bo

-bobo...

Oh no! I'm late! I'm late for school!

Look both ways before you cross!! Nah

-na

-la

Oh, sorry about that. You okay there?

No!

Bo

-bobo is my childhood friend!

Narrator

-That's pretty much how it happened.

No, no! You're not even close!

Narrator

-Oh, you didn't like that?

Narrator

-Fine, fine. I get it. I hear you loud and clear.

Fist of Objets Artistic Secret Technique:

Fist of Objets Artistic Secret Technique:

Death Rondo!!!

Death Rondo!!!

You're on! I'll break out of this Secret Technique!

Here goes!

Shinsengumi

-style Secret Technique: Shin Dere Ra!!!

Shinsengumi

-style Secret Technique: Shin Dere Ra!!!

You could've just run up to the top like a normal person!

Elevator Takeoff!

Raging Policeman Drop!!!

Give it to 'im, Bo

-bobo!

Raging Policeman Drop!!!

Raging Policeman Drop!!!

Raging Policeman Drop!!!

Narrator

-Giga has transformed into a form befitting a tyrannical emperor!

Oh! Hero Mode! Très bien!

I'm not handing over the position of the heroine!

How is he even close to being a heroine?

Narrator

-How will Bo

-bobo stand against this form of Giga

Narrator

-that no one has ever seen before!?


Idiot Survivor!

Stay alive!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Idiot Survivor!

Stay in the fight!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Whose fault is it,

That you're being so pathetic?

That's why I keep telling you,

Hey, are you trying to put up with me or something?

Ain't that right?

Come on, I know you've looked happier than this before,

Like that time you went to buy clothes.

Yeah, you know what I mean!

Hey, you see that old guy's face over there?

That's gonna be you one day!

So, let's go out there and survive!

Climb up to the top,

Do a little gloating,

Spend some money,

Make some money,

Idiot Survivor!

Rise up in the world!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Idiot Survivor!

Fly up to the sky!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Just doing it my way

Idiot Survivor!!

Idiot Survivor!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Stay alive!

Idiot Survivor!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Stay alive!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Baka Survivor

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Kachinokore

Kachinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Dare no sei de sonna

Shobokure tonnen

Dakara yuteru yaro itsumo

Nanka gaman shitennon chauno?

Omae souchaun?

Motto \ureshisou na kao shiteru toki aruyan?

Fuku katta toki toka sa

Sou sou

Hore mi ano ossan no kao!

Omae mo annan natte mau yo!

Sa!

Ikinokotte ikoze

Yojinobotte

Kachihokotte

Kane tsukatte

Kane kaseide

Baka Survivor

Nariagare

Nariagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Maiagare

Maiagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Oreizumu DE

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Giga Station

Now that I have assumed this form...

Do you have any idea what's about to happen to you?

Well, do you?

No way...

It can't be!

How terrible!

Allow me to introduce our new transfer student. This is Gigette.

I'm Gigette. Nice to meet you.

Thud!

You're...

You're that guy...

Oh, so you've already met?

No!

None of those are possible!

Come to think of it, was that a continuation of the intro?

Power of Art

Nose Hair Soul!

Take this!

Take this!


The Hajike Trio's

Burning

Iron Fist

!!

I'll give you all an artistic despair!

Narrator

-Oh, that reminds me. It's time to take a group photo!

Hey, did he say a group photo!?

Shut up! Now's not the time for a photo sh**t!

Okay, here I go!

I gotta strike a good pose for the group photo!

Good pose!

Good pose!

Okay! Say cheese!

Buy up all the stocks in OX Industries!

We've bought them.

One billion yen worth of shares under Tennosuke's name.

Oh, no! You actually bought them? {added stop}

What do I do? Hey, what do I do?

I'll let you see your friend again one last time before you die!

What's going on? The wall's crystallizing!

Heppokomaru's up there in a crystal!

Bo

-bobo! You guys!

Hekkun!

Witness what is my greatest art!

Oh, you're on.

We'll bring back Heppokomaru!

Secret Technique: Retrieve the Love!!

What's with the post

-apocalyptic attack?

It's all Art!


What was that scene just now? Was that the Fist of Objets?

No, it wasn't! It was the power of another dimension!

Mom! Dad!

They're smiling like they were caught peeping into their daughter's room!

So you noticed?

Oh, please! I hate you guys so much!

I'm never talking to you ever again!

I don't know what that b*stard's gonna do, but we're not gonna lose to him!

Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique:

Nose HairFairy Tales: The Monkey and the Crab

You're all mortars! What about the monkey and the crab?

Let's go!

And now they're attacking by Pegasus! That's pretty noble!

Art is the harmony of the mind dyed in refrain!

Before the Power of Art, all else is meaningless!

Power of Art

Power of Art

Illusory Art

New

-Wave Suprematism!!!

What kind of power was that?

He practically erased our attack!

It's hopeless! We can't win!

If direct attacks don't work...

we'll have to give him a direct mental attack!

Yeah!



Today may seem pointless, but try hard and tomorrow will come. lpha&HFF&Bobopatch

Bobopatch

What the hell!?

Bo

-bobo's Message

That went right to my heart!

It hit the torpedo instead!

Now's our chance! You're exposed!

That was too soothing!

Such an unartistic attack can never overcome the Power of Art!

I get it!

When Giga transformed, he gained power from a different vector called "art!"

So if you don't hit him artistically, he won't take any damage!

Impossible! For I am the greatest artist of all!

Now show me...

your pathetic attempts at art! I'll even score them for you!

You're on! Then let me show you my art!

Nu Supper

This painting is disgusting!

Twelve points!

Now take my attack!

Amazing! He's using the contrast of black on white to make modern art!

Lights up!



And he ruined it!

points! {please split}

That's questionable! {please split}

Now it's my turn!

I haven't done anything yet!

Does this mean I'm perfect?

I got points without doing anything!

I got points... without doing anything?

I got points... without doing anything?

My very existence is an art!

Master Art!

Please let us study you for the sake of modern art.

Go right ahead.

Thank you!

Thank you!

What do you think you're doing, Don Patch?

That's Master Don Art Patch to you, young lady!

Isn't art great?

Couldn't agree more!

We can't underestimate the power of art!

Then we'll show you the art that surpasses art!

Let's go!


{Break}

Art of The Tanakas!!

Give it up!

That is no more than a Romanesque illusion inspired by Byzantine art!

I'll show you what real art looks like!

Passionate Landscape Painting: Thousand Knocks !!

Impossible! How did his attack hit me!? {flared line}

Amazing!

It's a fusion of Secret Techniques and art!

Then take this!

Finest Sculpture: Gold Fish

Take this!

Alright, tonight's dinner will be...

Fish soup.

What?!

How dare you make soup of Ancient Europe's finest art!

Yuck!



Mattress Beating Stress Relief!

That's a harsh concept!

How come their attacks have become super effective? {Added super}

Are you telling me this is art?

Where am I now?

Upperclassman...

I

-I've always...

Upperclassman... I've...

I've...

L

-L

-

L

-L

-

Loved you!

Some ink

-and

-wash ghosts came out!

Go out with me!

Go out with me!

That's far too scary!

You're one to say it!

Huh? What's wrong, Tennosuke?

I got it...

Computer Pixel

Industries

I actually got it!

The OX stocks that I bought for the group photo!

What kind of attack is this?

I'm not even sure I can call it an attack!

And finally, it's time for my walk, nah

-na

-la!

He's so cute!

The Dengakuman wallpaper fell on him!

Damn you all!

I don't accept any of this as art!

Okay, let's head back to our homeland.

Onward to Italy!

That's Egyptian!

Computer Pixel

Industries

It's a crash...

Why?

Why is my art inferior to yours?

What is your art that surpasses art? {Flared line}

I'll explain it to you!

Your art is no more than a representation of ideals and illusions!

True art is the aesthetic concept that only exists in the reality of everyday life!

I get it!

Through the everyday life of the Tanaka family,

Bo

-bobo found the true art dwelling reality!

So you mean...

You've started a new movement of art out of Orientalism?

Exactly!

Then let me ask you this...

What of the balance in the harmonization

of the Romantic and Neoclassical movements brought about by rapid social changes?

Art is...

Art is...

Back Drop!

Is this supposed to be the pinnacle of art?

That's what you get for underestimating art.

Thank goodness! Now Hekkun will turn back to normal!

You're kidding me! We've defeated Giga and everything, so why?

Everything in the crystal is at my whim!

Stop it!

Destruction is the truest form of art!

Please stop it!

I'll never forgive you for this!

It's time to break the seal of the Fist of the Nose Hair!

Meanwhile, Hatenko had escaped from Wang Longya's prison...

Fist of the Prison Secret Technique: sl*ve Ring!!

Fist of the Prison Secret Technique: sl*ve Ring!!

What, this attack again?

These are a real pain to take off!

That's a strange key you have.

To think that it can even unlock my rings.

But even given that, I've still got the advantage over you.

I've measured your skill during our fight.

Quit your yapping, b*tch.

Seal Unlocked!

Seal Unlocked!

You're a monster!

I don't really need to do this...

I just don't like that mouth of yours.

Fist of the Key Secret Technique: Eternal Lock!!

Stay there for the rest of your life.

After this break,

Is the super

-fun

Bo

-boroscope!

Everyone, get ready for Rock Paper Scissors!

Alright, here we go!

Rock,

paper,

scissors!

Remember whether you won or lost.

Your fortune will be revealed at the end of the show!

I'll break the seal of the Fist of the Nose Hair!

Fist of the Nose Hair: Release the Seal!

Narrator

-That nose hair transformed into a dragon and rose to the heavens.

No way!

Narrator

-It awoke the raging gods slumbering in the heavens.

They look pretty raging to me!

Now the power of nose hairs is unleashed!

Nose Hairs!

What are these dragons? What's gonna happen?

What is this power? It's like the whole earth is shaking!

Nose Hair Soul Unleashed{!!!

One, two, one, two...

What the hell are you doing?

This is getting really serious!

The earth really is shaking!

It's over, Giga!

Go forth, Dragons!

They breathed fire on Bo

-bobo!

What a joke! They k*lled themselves!

The flame turned into a phoenix!

Giga!

I'll have you feel the true heat of our burning soul of rage!

Let's go!

First of the Three Great Secrets of the Nose Hairs:

Blazing Manly Romance!

They're hot... I can feel Bo

-bobo's heat from here!

Blazing Manly Romance... What are they going to do?

Wind, forest, fire, mountain!

{TL Note: Battle cry based on "Art of w*r" meaning "Swift as wind, Silent as forest, Fierce as fire, Invincible as mountain."}

Wind, forest, fire, mountain!

Wind, forest, fire, mountain!

Wind, forest, fire, mountain!

Wind, forest, fire, mountain!

Wind, forest, fire, mountain!

Wind, forest, fire, mountain!

What a blazing charge!

What's going on? They're so hot that I feel like I'm burning up!

I will defeat you, even if it means burning to ash!

He's suddenly steeled himself for an honorable feat!

And now...

Even if my fist shatters...

We'll put our all into it!

Go!

It really did shatter!

That was all the power we had...

Seems like Bo

-bobo's right arm couldn't handle it...

They're all half

-dead!

My body's burning!

What is this?

The Burning Manly Romance is a secret that passes on the heat of your soul!

We're making direct attacks on your soul!

Now let's go to Hell together!

He can't be thinking...

Never thought I'd be going with you...

Now, Bo

-bobo! Don't worry about me! Just burn him up!

I shall accept your spirit!

But listen...

I won't let you suffer alone!

You truly are the man I believed you were...

Are you alright, Tennosuke?

Yeah. Never been better.

Do you have any last requests?

I want to see the sunset...

Enough with the hot stuff!

It's hot!

Incredible! Bo

-bobo and the others are at the top of their game today!

This Burning Manly Romance is far too hot!

What the hell is this giant rock doing here? When did they...?

It's me!

Hot!

That's really hot, Don Patch!

Hurry up... You gotta defeat Giga in one blow...

That's not possible!

There is no Secret Technique that can defeat him in one blow!

Wait! There is one!

It's an attack that lets you defeat your enemy at the cost of your own fist:

The Manly Fist!

Teach me this Manly Fist!

There's no time! You'll have to get a feel for it!

Man!

Secret Technique initiated!

Farewell... My right fist...

Farewell... My right fist...

I've got a feel for it.

Quit the hot stuff!

But my right fist alone isn't enough to defeat Giga!

In that case...

Quadruple Manly Fist!

A soulful strike that sacrifices his arms and legs...

That's hot!

We've used up all our power.

Bo

-bobo?

Bring us back to life, dammit!

King of the Underworld? Big deal!

Yama

They're picking a fight with Lord Yama! They're hot even when they're dead!

Charge!

Bo

-bobo's Iron Fist

Bo

-bobo's Iron Fist

Hell Conquest Arc

Episode :A Man's Bonds

Now they're having an all

-out w*r with Hell!

That's hot!

Dokugan

-Death!

Dokugan

-Death!

I don't get what's going on, but it's real hot!

What the...?

We've come back from the depths of Hell!

This ends now!

Time for you to taste the hottest strike of all!

What?

That's too dangerous! If you do this with your wounded bodies...

Fly like the mighty Pegasus!

Fly like the mighty Pegasus!

Everything they're doing is super hot!

What fools!

You sent him flying in the wrong direction!

Giga!

The wait is over!

Burn to ashes, Giga!

It's hot...

This heat... The heat of the Sun, the hottest thing on Earth...

The Sun that gives light to all life...

The Sun that has a burning soul...

It's the heat of my fist that is even hotter than that!

He surpassed the sun!

It's over.

Yeah.

Narrator

-And so, the men went home by train.

What a mundane way to end it!

Hooray! We finally defeated Giga!

I knew it. Breaking the seal consumes a lot of energy.

I can't use it haphazardly.

I'm back to normal!

Hekkun!

Hekkun! Hekkun!

What are you...?

Director

You followed my instructions well!

Now return to your homes and rest!

That is all!

Tsuru Tsururiina IV's Castle

It can't be...

Tsuru Tsururiina IV

They've defeated Giga...?

Bad news!

Bad news!

Octopascal

The Cold Sleep Chamber that housed your predecessor is now empty!

Empty!? Have they finally awakened?

But this may work out in our favor...

Narrator

-Finally, Bo

-bobo has defeated Giga!

Narrator

-But who is Tsuru Tsururiina IV's predecessor that has awoken from his cold sleep?

Narrator

-What fate awaits them now?

Everyone who wants to shout come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to make a riot come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Alright then, everyone, bottoms up!

Everyone raise your hands and shout "Hooray"!

All you who want to party like there's no rules

Keep on, keep on jamming?

As we get mad, cry, and laugh,

We take the past along with us.

Yo! Are you gonna miss the bus and show up late!?

My manual drive is raising the tension gage.

I say "I can do it!" and fill up with confidence.

Ready, aim, fire! ...I don't know.

Everyone who wants to shout come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to make a riot come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to shout come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to make a riot come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Hai hai hai minasan kanpai

Saa minna de te wo age banzai

Muhou chitai tannou shitai yatsuwa

Keep on Keep on jamming

Okottari naitari warattari

Shiteru aida ni

Sugi TAKE wa tsure TAKE

Yo! Nori okurechatte chikoku ka yo

Tension gage ageru jiriki kadou

Kanou desu to jishin arige ni mato

Nerai uchi I don't know

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Here's the results for the Bo

-boroscope, nah

-na

-la! {Re

-time all from here to the end}

If you won, your luck will rise when you appreciate art at the art museum!

Your lucky food is fresh fish soup!

If you tied, watch the sunset over the ocean whenever you're stressed, and you'll settle down.

And if you lost, don't stare at your computer for too long or it'll hurt your eyes!

We did it!

We finally defeated Giga!

Now there's nothing to fear!

It's all thanks to me!

Better be grateful now!

Yeah, yeah.

This show's gonna power up next episode!

Yeah! And the main character is...

Me!

Hey Bo

-bobo, is that true?

Next time on Bobobo

-bo Bo

-bobo:

Welcome Back, Hekkun and A New Enemy Arrives!

Welcome Back, Hekkun ♪ A New Journey Begins!

A New Enemy Arrives! Death Match on the Bridge!!

In two parts!

We've got a two

-part format now!