01x68 - The Battle of Baldy Bald! Buckle Up and Brace Yourself!

[bunniefuu]

Baka Survivor

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Kachinokore

Kachinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Dare no sei de sonna

Shobokure tonnen

Dakara yuteru yaro itsumo

Nanka gaman shitennon chauno?

Omae souchaun?

Motto ureshisou na

Motto ureshisou na kao shiteru toki aruyan?

Fuku katta toki toka sa

Sou sou

Hore mi ano ossan no kao!

Omae mo annan natte mau yo!

Sa!

Ikinokotte ikoze

Yojinobotte

Kachihokotte

Kane tsukatte

Kane kaseide

Baka Survivor

Nariagare

Nariagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Maiagare

Maiagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Oreizumu DE

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby


Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Hai hai hai minasan kanpai

Saa minna de te wo age banzai

Muhou chitai tannou shitai yatsuwa

Keep on Keep on jamming

Okottari naitari warattari

Shiteru aida ni

Sugi TAKE wa tsure TAKE

Yo! Nori okurechatte chikoku ka yo

Tension gage ageru jiriki kadou

Kanou desu to jishin arige ni mato

Nerai uchi I don't know

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!



Fist of Red Magic Secret Technique:

Indian Elephant Magic!

Fist of Red Magic Secret Technique:

Indian Elephant Magic

Leave Dumbo here to me!

Transform!

{Acrobatic Ball}

Acrobatic Ball!

I'll draw his attention!

So make sure you guys go and...



You know you're fighting an Indian elephant, right?

Not a seal?

You gotta fight magic with magic!

Three, two, one!

Three, two, one!

Three, two, one!



Robber!



Pirate!

Matador!

Now, bring it on! {What's the spanish word they say to lure a bull? Toro?}

Olé!

What were you trying to do!?

I have no option left but to call him!

Red Dengakuman!

Come on out!

Leave it to me, nah

-la!

Can't use him!

I'll make pickles out of you, nah

-la!

Yeah, yeah.


Idiot Survivor!

Stay alive!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Idiot Survivor!

Stay in the fight!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Whose fault is it,

That you're being so pathetic?

That's why I keep telling you,

Hey, are you trying to put up with me or something?

Ain't that right?

Come on, I know you've looked happier than this before,

Like that time you went to buy clothes.

Yeah, you know what I mean!

Hey, you see that old guy's face over there?

That's gonna be you one day!

So, let's go out there and survive!

Climb up to the top,

Do a little gloating,

Spend some money,

Make some money,

Idiot Survivor!

Rise up in the world!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Idiot Survivor!

Fly up to the sky!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Just doing it my way

Idiot Survivor!!

Idiot Survivor!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Stay alive!

Idiot Survivor!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Stay alive!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Baka Survivor

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Kachinokore

Kachinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Dare no sei de sonna

Shobokure tonnen

Dakara yuteru yaro itsumo

Nanka gaman shitennon chauno?

Omae souchaun?

Motto \ureshisou na kao shiteru toki aruyan?

Fuku katta toki toka sa

Sou sou

Hore mi ano ossan no kao!

Omae mo annan natte mau yo!

Sa!

Ikinokotte ikoze

Yojinobotte

Kachihokotte

Kane tsukatte

Kane kaseide

Baka Survivor

Nariagare

Nariagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Maiagare

Maiagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Oreizumu DE

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

The Third is finally awakening...

Narrator

-Having cleared all the Triple

-Hunters battles,

Narrator

-Bo

-bobo and his friends head to the final battle.

Narrator

-And there...

It's been a hundred years since I've seen this sight.

Emperor Tsuru Tsururiina III

Narrator

-Before them,

Narrator

-Tsuru Tsururiina III awoke from his long slumber,

Narrator

-and finally revealed himself!

What... What did he just do?

It can't be!

The whole town just vanished!

Are you serious?

Is this the power of Tsururiina III?

He's far too dangerous!

Popularity Rankings

Announced!!

Who's

First?

Me?

What business does a mere human scum have with me?

I came to bring you some summer.

I never imagined there would be humans so close by.

You were so small I didn't notice you!

Really?

Bo

-bobo!

Human scum like you are eyesores!

Begone!

We copied him!

Begone, you abominable humans!

Doves?

Run away, guys!

Seriously, who does doves anymore?

That's no surprise.

Make someone disappear or something.

They're judging him!

Popcorn

Gather around, doves! Here's some food!

Fist of Red Magic Secret Technique:

{Fist of Red Magic Secret Technique}{Dove Magic}

Dove Magic!

My popcorn's a smash hit!

They shall rain down upon you for all eternity.

T

-This is the Fist of the Nose Hair!

But that's not possible!

Is he a remnant...

a remnant of the Hair Kingdom?

It's a pride of lions! {pack of lions or pride of lions?}

No... On closer inspection...

It's actually Bo

-bobo and friends!

Hey! Stop pretending to be me while you do your commentary!

Did you see that?

Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique:
Fist of the Beast King!

Jaw chop!

Jaw chop!

Jaw chop!

Jaw chop!

Jaw chop!

Jaw chop!

There it is! It's the Law of the Jungle Jaw Chop!

Just pick one.

Realistic or cheap. One or the other.

I've found you, Remnant of the Hair Kingdom!

But first I'll get rid of all the other humans!

Fist of Red Magic Secret Technique:

Darts Magic!

Fist of Red Magic Secret Technique

Darts Magic

{Darts Magic}

What?

A number's stuck onto me!

What are these numbers?

Could these numbers be...?

Narrator

-Correct.

Narrator

-These are the results...

Bo

-bobo Popularity Poll

Narrator

-...from last week's popularity poll!

All lies! We didn't run this last week!

{Bo

-bobo}

{Nine}

The Bo

-bobo Character Popularity Poll...

In ninth place...

Softon

Softon!

{Softon}

In eighth place...

Torpedo Girl

Torpedo Girl!

Why, torpedo!?

{Torpedo Girl}

In seventh place...

Hatenko

Hatenko!

{Hatenko}

In sixth place...

Bobobo

-bo Bo

-bobo

Bobobo

-bo Bo

-bobo!

I'm sixth place? I'm only sixth place?

But why?

{Bobobo

-bo Bo

-bobo}

In fifth place...

Beauty

Beauty!

{Beauty}

In fourth place...

Dengakuman

Dengakuman!

How unlucky!

{Dengakuman}

In third place...

Tokoro Tennosuke

Tokoro Tennosuke!

Not bad at all...

{Tokoro Tennosuke}

In second place...

Heppokomaru

Heppokomaru!

And finally, in first place...

{Heppokomaru}

Don Patch

Don Patch!

Piece of cake.

So what's gonna happen now?

A party to celebrate me getting first place.

Those numbers are the order...

in which I will eliminate you!

No way!

Uh... how can I say...

Uh... how can I say...

Sorry...

There's no need for you to apologize, Softon!

Let's start from one.

Here they come!

I'm sorry I'm in first place! I'm so sorry I'm in first place by a mile!

I'm coming in to save you, Don Patch!

Bo

-bobo!

Except not really.

How the hell did you get first place!?

It's the revenge of sixth place!

Two!

You b*stard...

Fist of the Fart!

I've come to help you!

You're in my way!

Or so he thinks.

But I guess he's second place, so he's fine on his own.

He's definitely sore about it!

Three!

Dammit... I can't protect them as sixth place...


Next

He died of his own will!

And five gets a bonus.

Dammit!

Why did it have to be Beauty!?

I'm not gonna make it!

No... I must at least protect Beauty!

No... I must at least protect Beauty!
Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique:

{Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique}{Afterburners}

Afterburners!

That's lame!

Beauty!

That's lame!

Bo

-bobo... Beauty...

Bo

-bobo... Beauty...

Beauty!

But what about Bo

-bobo?

B

-Bo

-bobo...

You OK there, Beauty?

Bo

-bobo... You're hurt real bad...

Ace Pilot Gyro K. Schubert

Don't worry about a thing.

All we wanted...

was to protect the lone flower that bloomed on the b*ttlefield.

Ejecting!

How dare you harm my friends...

I'm taking you down, no matter what!

I will eliminate all humans.

Good job

Pick it up!

Pick up that Dorayaki! {TL Note: Dorayaki is a dessert consisting of two sponge cakes with red bean jam in between}

Dammit! He's gonna do something!

Hatenko!

Boss! Look out!

Fist of Red Magic Secret Technique:

Cloth Magic!

Fist of Red Magic Secret Technique

Cloth Magic


That's two vanished.

No way... No way...

Don Patch... Hatenko...

Where did they go?

Relax. I'll find the trick behind his secret technique.

Bo

-bobo!

I'm removing my limiter!

No, you pervert...

What was that about?

What was that about?

Narrator

-Tsuru Tsururiina III's Fist of Red Magic is fearsome!

Narrator

-Where have Don Patch and Hatenko disappeared to?

Narrator

-Does Bo

-bobo have the slightest chance of victory?

After this break,

Is the super

-fun

Bo

-boroscope!

Everyone, get ready for rock, paper, scissors!

Alright, here we go!

Rock,

paper,

scissors!

Remember whether you won or lost.

Your fortune will be revealed at the end of the show!

Third


-bobo!


-bobo!

Deadliest

Secret Techniques!!


I have gotten rid of the trash.

Now, man of the hair...

It's time to take your Hair Ball!

Hair Ball?

Narrator

-The Hair Ball...

Narrator

-is the source of the Hair Power that exists in all men of hair.

Hair Ball

Do I really have one of those!?

The Hair Ball...

Has that b*stard really made Hatenko and Don Patch disappear?

I wonder.

Wonder.

There must be a trick behind it.

It's physically impossible for anyone to just disappear.

Bo

-bobo...

Now let's go, Tsururiina III!

Artist's Representative

Dammit!

I have to draw Bo

-bobo back in, and quick...

Make sure you draw me super cool... {please split}



I'm pretty sure he looked somewhat like this...

Exquisite.

That's totally off base!

Your Hair Ball is mine!

Why now!?
Sleight of Hand!

Sleight of Hand

His hand's inside me!

Hair Ball

At last, it's mine!

Centaur's arrow!

Centaur's arrow!

Centaur's arrow!

Centaur's arrow!

Centaur's arrow!

Centaur's arrow!

Centaur's arrow!

Impudence!

Box Magic!

Fist of Red Magic Secret Technique

Box Magic



Now suffer!

Bo

-bobo!

Keep the Cleaning Equipment Tidy

I couldn't do the cleaning...

What's going on here!?

Cleaning Duty of Sorrow

{Secret Technique "Cleaning Duty of Sorrow"}

Fist of Red Magic Secret Technique:

String Magic!

What's going on? I can't move a muscle!

Fist of Red Magic Secret Technique String Magic

Now hand over your Hair Ball!

I can't move!

I can't let you do that!

Tennosuke!

Huh?

Not again!

Oh, right. I'm made of Tokoroten, so that was pointless.

It's mine!

Hair Ball

Finally!

Hair Ball

Finally the Hair Ball is mine!

Hair Ball

Oh, crap!

Transform!

{Hair} {Ball}

Blast off!

It flew away!

Hair Ball

{Hair Ball}

I'm home!

Welcome back.

How dare you human scum jest at me!
Fist of Red Magic Secret Technique:

Knife Magic!


That's nothing!

Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique:

{Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique}

{Tight Buttocks Defense}

Tight Buttocks Defense!

Wow! Those are some really tight buttocks!

I won't... allow...

I won't... allow...

She's acting different this time.

any foolishness!

Miss Torpedo's switching it up a bit...

Miss Torpedo! We've been waiting for you!

Now that you're here, we've got nothing to fear!

She turned back to OVER!

Announcer

Commentator

Oh, wow!

What could this mean, Commentator Beauty?

Don't you remember the fight back in OVER's Castle?

Only two more times!

If you piss me off two more times...

I'll have gathered enough infuriating power...

to revert to my true form!

What!?

My present form is nothing compared to my true form.

You will all be left as corpses in an instant.

That's a strong gust of wind!

It's full! Now it's GAME OVER!

Now I can revert to my true form!

Oh, crap! He's reverting to his true form!

What's gonna happen?

Torpedo Girl



I didn't even realize that!

You were there for it, Hekkun. You were even doing this announcer schtick.

Yo.

It's been a while, shitheads.

She's become the evil OVER!

What's gonna happen personality

-wise?

I've been waiting so long to k*ll you all!

There's % Torpedo in him!

But OVER, now's not the time to be k*lling us!

That guy's really dangerous!

Please... Please lend us your strength!

{A new kind of human trash...}

A new variety of human trash...

Sure. I'll help you guys out.

Thank God!

I'm so glad he's not our enemy this time!

Go, go, OVER!

Do it, do it, OVER!

Take down the Third!

Of course.

Fist of Bloody m*rder,,,,,,Fist of the Bloody m*rder Secret Technique:

Fist of Bloody m*rder,,,,,,Avocado!

Fist of Bloody m*rder Secret Technique

Avocado

Avocado

Bo

-bobo!

That b*stard! He betrayed us!

You dumbasses!

I had no intention of teaming up with you losers all along!

Fist of Red Magic Secret Technique:

{Fist of Red Magic Secret Technique}

{expl*sives Magic}

expl*sives Magic!

You're in my way, trash.

Stand aside!

Oh no...

Now that Miss Torpedo's become our enemy, things couldn't get any worse!

Don't worry! I'll draw OVER to our side!

But you tried that already, and it didn't work!

It'll be different this time!

Secret Plan Cardboard Box

{Cardboard}

I have a secret plan!

Secret Plan?

Halekulani.

Halekulani

Battleship.

Battleship

Purr

-poo!

Purr

-poo

Four Lords of Margarita

You look nothing like them!

Four Lords of Margarita

Now, fight alongside us, OVER!

f*cking idiots.

You're an eyesore.

I'll take out all the trash here.

Don't group me with those shitheads, f*ck.

I'll slice and dice up every g*dd*mn one of you here!

You forgot to return the videos you rented, dumbass!

Wait, did you think you could just sneak that nonsense into this scene?

Begone!

Fist of Red Magic Super Secret Technique:

Sword Magic!

Fist of Red Magic Super Secret Technique

Sword Magic

Slice them up!

Fist of Bloody m*rder Super Secret Technique:

Death Scythe Cutter!

Fist of Bloody m*rder Super Secret Technique

Death Scythe Cutter

Fist of Bloody m*rder Super Secret Technique

Death Scythe Cutter

Get them!

Fist of the Nose Hair Super Secret Technique:

{Fist of the Nose Hair Super Secret Technique}

Hair Planting!

This one's way more pathetic than the rest!

How's this three

-way battle going to turn out?

Bo

-bobo, don't you dare lose!

Secret Technique!

Secret Technique!

Secret Technique...?

S

-Secret Technique...?

Get him!

He attacked with someone else's scissors!

You little...

Gimme back my scissors!

With these scissors of friendship

that I have borrowed from OVER...

Third! I will defeat you!

Narrator

-Now, finally Bo

-bobo's counterattack begins!

Narrator

-The Tsuru Tsururiina III arc is reaching the cl*max!

Narrator

-You can't miss the next episode!

You didn't borrow them, did you?

They were just in your hands before you knew it.

Is this really gonna turn out okay?

Everyone who wants to shout come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to make a riot come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Alright then, everyone, bottoms up!

Everyone raise your hands and shout "Hooray"!

All you who want to party like there's no rules

Keep on, keep on jamming?

As we get mad, cry, and laugh,

We take the past along with us.

Yo! Are you gonna miss the bus and show up late!?

My manual drive is raising the tension gage.

I say "I can do it!" and fill up with confidence.

Ready, aim, fire! ...I don't know.

Everyone who wants to shout come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to make a riot come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to shout come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to make a riot come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Hai hai hai minasan kanpai

Saa minna de te wo age banzai

Muhou chitai tannou shitai yatsuwa

Keep on Keep on jamming

Okottari naitari warattari

Shiteru aida ni

Sugi TAKE wa tsure TAKE

Yo! Nori okurechatte chikoku ka yo

Tension gage ageru jiriki kadou

Kanou desu to jishin arige ni mato

Nerai uchi I don't know

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Here's the results for the Bo

-boroscope, nah

-na

-la!

If you won, speak with more humor and you'll be popular!

Your lucky item is a T

-shirt with a cute ornament!

If you tied, you will find warmth with a stuffed animal wrapped in a cloth.

And if you lost, don't doze off while eating ice cream, or your hand will get sticky!

Tsuru Tsururiina III! It's time to settle this!

Wait! You can't drop your guard around him!

That's right! He'll make you disappear with his cape!

You're one to talk!

Whoops, I've been eaten!

I've been eaten up!

No way...

Bo

-bobo! Don Patch!

Next time on Bobobo

-bo Bo

-bobo:

Menace! Fists of Red and Blue!! and Eat Bo

-bobo and Transform!
Menace! Fists of Red and Blue!! Versus the Afro El Dorado!!

Eat Bo

-bobo and Transform! He Looks Pathetic But He's Super Strong!!

In two parts!

That'll give him an upset stomach...