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01x70 - Baldy Bald Bottoms Out! Best of Luck, Be Well and Bye-Bye!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo". Aired: September 30, 2005.*
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The impossible adventures of Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo, a warrior who fights using his nose hairs to defeat an evil empire that wants to turn the human race bald.

01x70 - Baldy Bald Bottoms Out! Best of Luck, Be Well and Bye-Bye!

Post by bunniefuu »

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Hai hai hai minasan kanpai

Saa minna de te wo age banzai

Muhou chitai tannou shitai yatsuwa

Keep on Keep on jamming

Okottari naitari warattari

Shiteru aida ni

Sugi TAKE wa tsure TAKE

Yo! Nori okurechatte chikoku ka yo

Tension gage ageru jiriki kadou

Kanou desu to jishin arige ni mato

Nerai uchi I don't know

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!



They're doing a sh**t

-out, nah

-na

-la!

One...

Two...

Three...

Their g*ns turned into cannons, nah

-la!

And they're pointing them at me!

Yahoo!

Hi

-yoo!

Why is this happening, nah

-la!?


Idiot Survivor!

Stay alive!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Idiot Survivor!

Stay in the fight!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Whose fault is it,

That you're being so pathetic?

That's why I keep telling you,

Hey, are you trying to put up with me or something?

Ain't that right?

Come on, I know you've looked happier than this before,

Like that time you went to buy clothes.

Yeah, you know what I mean!

Hey, you see that old guy's face over there?

That's gonna be you one day!

So, let's go out there and survive!

Climb up to the top,

Do a little gloating,

Spend some money,

Make some money,

Idiot Survivor!

Rise up in the world!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Idiot Survivor!

Fly up to the sky!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Just doing it my way

Idiot Survivor!!

Idiot Survivor!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Stay alive!

Idiot Survivor!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Stay alive!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Baka Survivor

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Kachinokore

Kachinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Dare no sei de sonna

Shobokure tonnen

Dakara yuteru yaro itsumo

Nanka gaman shitennon chauno?

Omae souchaun?

Motto \ureshisou na kao shiteru toki aruyan?

Fuku katta toki toka sa

Sou sou

Hore mi ano ossan no kao!

Omae mo annan natte mau yo!

Sa!

Ikinokotte ikoze

Yojinobotte

Kachihokotte

Kane tsukatte

Kane kaseide

Baka Survivor

Nariagare

Nariagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Maiagare

Maiagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Oreizumu DE

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Fist of Red Magic Secret Technique:
String Magic!

Now hand over your Hair Ball!

I can't move!

I can't let you do that!

Tennosuke!

Huh?

Narrator

-The battle between Bo

-bobo, and Emperor Tsuru Tsururiina III,

Hair Ball

Narrator

-who was after Bo

-bobo's Hair Ball, continued.

Hair Ball

Narrator

-OVER joined the fray,

Narrator

-turning it into a three

-way battle.
Fist of Red Magic Super Secret Technique

}Sword Magic

Fist of Red Magic Super Secret Technique

Sword Magic

Fist of Bloody m*rder Super Secret Technique

Death Scythe Cutter

Fist of Bloody m*rder Super Secret Technique

Death Scythe Cutter

Fist of the Nose Hair Super Secret Technique:

Fist of the Nose Hair Super Secret Technique:

Hair Planting!
Hair Planting!

Narrator

-It turned out that Emperor Tsuru Tsururiina III could use two Fists.

The Red destroys the body...

while the Blue destroys the mind!

Fist of Blue Magic Secret Technique:

of KentSilk Hat Parasites!!

Brush of KentSilk Hat Parasites!!

Fried batter...

Fried batter...

Narrator

-However, our hero Bo

-bobo...

What are these?

What the hell are these?

Fist of the Nose Hair Ultimate Secret Technique

Afro El Dorado!!

Bo

-bobo Tufts!!

Bo

-bobo Tufts!!

Double Golden Strike!!

Double Golden Strike!!

Slash

Narrator

-...rescued the vanished Hatenko and Don Patch.

Narrator

-But...

Bo

-bobo!

I'll take your Hair Ball...

and you along with it!

Fist of Red Magic Secret Technique:

Fist of Red Magic Secret Technique:

Tongue Magic!!

Tongue Magic!!



Memories!

I shall release the seal of hair!

Now I will become...

The king of the world!

What!? What am I?

What kind of ridiculous form is this!?

Narrator

-The reason is that he took in two impurities along with the Hair Ball,

Narrator

-in other words, Bo

-bobo and Don Patch.

Bo

-bobo! Don Patch!

Answer me!

Narrator

-Bo

-bobo and Don Patch were living peacefully

Narrator

-within Tsuru Tsururiina III's stomach.

Okay, okay.

What's for dinner tonight, Darling?

Today, I cooked...

Bottle rockets on rice!

My favorite food!

Dinner that Shines in the Night Sky!!

Dinner that Shines in the Night Sky!!

The Power of Hair is too much for you!

Narrator

-But they escaped from his insides...

Narrator

-and now, the battle has entered its cl*max!

Finally

Finally


Settled!!


Settled!!


Settled!!

Tsuru Tsururiina

Tsuru Tsururiina

Tsuru Tsururiina

III

III

III

Defeated!!



Human trash...

{Human trash...}

But I'm a dog! A dog!

No one cares!

I am the Emperor!

I'm on a different level, a different value, a different dimension from you trash!

All trash must bow before me!

I will crush all those who defy me!



Third...

You are below trash.

Indeed.

I'll smack that mistaken thinking out of your head!

Watch the greatness of humans as you die!

Fist of the Nose Hair Superior Secret Technique:

Fist of the Nose Hair Superior Secret Technique:

Nose Hair Human Express!

Nose Hair Human Express!

{Fist of the Nose Hair Superior Secret Technique}

{Departure of the Nose Hair Human Express}

You're about to get a glimpse into human life!

Let's start with the birth of a baby!

Into the hospital! Go!

Into the hospital! Go!

Dental Clinic

That's the dentist!

Now, today we'll pull the tooth on your right.

Yes, Doctor!

Now, please open wide...

Birth

Narrator

-Birth.

That's not possible!

What kind of dentist is this!?

When he pulled my tooth...

Now, today we'll pull the tooth on your right.

Yes, Doctor!

Now, please open wide... {please split}

That tooth became a baby!

That alone makes him not human!

And then...

The first thing babies do after they're born...

is receive a name!

Naming

Sanae.

{Top to bottom, left to right:} {Takako} {Isamu} {Emi} {Sanae} {Kazuya} {Shinji} {Michiko} {Noriko} {Makoto} {Miyoko} {Suguru} {Keiko}

Sanae

Kazuya.

{Top to bottom, left to right:} {Takako} {Isamu} {Emi} {Kazuya} {Shinji} {Michiko} {Noriko} {Makoto} {Miyoko} {Suguru} {Keiko}

Takako.

What kind of ritual is this!?

I've never seen anyone do this!

In addition,

Those who receive a top acrobatic score...

are unconditionally given a militant name.

Name:

{Shougoson}

Shogoson!

That completely unnecessary!

{Babu!}

{Babu!!}

{Babuah!!!}

Naming Combo!

Naming Combo!

That's one strong baby!

Cease this nonsensical technique!

Life's only just begun!

Next up is the Elementary School Entrance Ceremony!

First Day of School

Narrator

-First day of school.

{Entrance Ceremony}

In space!?

Study!

Study!

Study!

Study!

Study!

Tennosuke!

Study!

Study!

Study!

Study!

Study!

Study!

Graduation

Narrator

-Graduation.

Thank you for everything, Teacher.

As of today,

we are ready to strike out on our own! {please split}

That's heavy! You can't spread your wings like that!

But this is amazing!

This Secret Technique may portray a messed

-up life...

but it's attacking the Third!

Victory

And so...

we moved on to middle school.

That looks normal!

And right now, we...

are in the middle of Entrance Exam Hell.

Entrance Exam Hell

I don't get it!

What's going on here!?

You just gotta fish to survive!

Enough nonsense!

This technique is nothing!

We're getting to the cl*max of life!

Bo

The rebellious phase, dammit!

Rebellious Phase

But those are seals!

The seals are actually working!

Hey, b*tch, I'm goin' to buy a new seal, so gimme some cash!

Mama

How could you talk to your own mother that way! Honey, say something!

Grow out of it!

Now that we've straightened out, we have to get a job...

Interview

So it's time for a job interview!

Job Interview

Sorry we're late!

You'll be rejected for that!



Did we get the job?

He's shameless...

Pass

You pass!

I like your spirit!

Seriously!?

Two days later Bankruptcy

Tennosuke Corporation

My company...



Figures.

Having failed at our first job,

we take a new step forward.

Re

-Employment

Narrator

-Re

-employment.

Now we're sushi chefs!

Eat it! Eat it! Eat it!

Who eats sushi mid

-battle!?

Seriously...

It's only common sense!

Human trash! Stop this technique!

You can't stop life once it's started.

Eventually, people fall in love...



He's totally my type!

and separate.

Heave

-h*...

He's gone!

Where did he go? Where did that handsome hunk go?

Heartbreak Vacation

Narrator

-Heartbreak Vacation.

Make me whole!

What kind of farce is this!?

Transform!

Heartbreak Robot!

Everyone...

needs to feel my pain!

That's the worst robot ever!

What do you think, Third?

Have you had a taste of the greatness of human life?

Is this the power of mankind...?

That's right.

This is what the human life creates...

the infinite energy!

And...

No one lives this kind of life!

You're totally right!

So you're saying that this secret technique couldn't show the greatness of humans right from the get

-go!

He withstood it!

I am Emperor Tsuru Tsururiina III!

You human trash and your techniques are nothing to me! I have endured it all!

Don't get the wrong idea, Third.

From here on out, I'll settle this fight with my own life.



Time to Settle This

W

-What!?

The more we meet other humans in our life, the stronger we humans become!

You're about to find that out!

Stay back, trash!

Humans are Wonderful!!

Humans are Wonderful!!

Is anyone behind you even human!?

Humans exhibit their true power through the path they've travelled.

You, who have never took notice of the power of humans, have lost!



Perfect Victory

Narrator

-Perfect Victory.

Narrator

-Tsuru Tsururiina III is defeated!

Tsuru Tsururiina III Defeated

They saved the day!

They finally defeated Tsururiina III!

Your powers were with me, too.

Bo

-bobo...

Bo

-bobo...

What's the deal?

We fought with you, too!

Meanwhile, in the Blue World

Narrator

-Meanwhile, in the Blue World...

Boss!

Where are you!?

This is such a fascinating world...

We did it! We did it!

I've taken more damage than I anticipated...

I'd like to k*ll them here and now...

but I'd better retreat for now.

Running away?

I'm asking if you're running away!

You g*dd*mn coward!

Who the f*ck do you think you're talking to, Tennosuke?

Who do you think, blockhead!?

Don't get so full of yourself when you're half

-dead!

Right, Bo

-bobo?



It's a cardboard cutout!

Just kidding! I didn't mean a word of that!

Fist of the Bloody m*rder Secret Technique: Kabosu!!!

I got in over my head again!

Let's go have dinner!

Good idea! What should we have?

After this break,

Is the super

-fun

Bo

-boroscope!

Everyone, get ready for rock, paper, scissors!

Alright, here we go!

Rock,

paper,

scissors!

Remember whether you won or lost.

Your fortune will be revealed at the end of the show!

Narrator

-After a long, hard, battle...

Cats all the way!!

Stay back, trash!

Humans are wonderful, meow!

Humans are Wonderful, Meow!

Narrator

-Bo

-bobo defeated Tsuru Tsururiina III!

How deep...

So it was you after all.



The Curtain Rises!


The Curtain Rises!

The New Emperor Playoffs!!


-bobo's Team

Bo

-bobo's Team

In

va

!!
In

va

!!

And so...

after that, Bo

-bobo and his friends... recuperated from their fight...

After that, Bo

-bobo and his friends... recuperated from their fight...

Take a right here.

OK!

Narrator

-in the sky!

Why?

Look here...

You'll never get your license if you keep this up.

Please, no, Instructor!

What's going on? What are you doing?

Well, we've defeated the Third...

I guess it doesn't hurt to take a break.

Temporary License

Olé!

Passion!

Advance with passion!

Advance with passion!

Hometown, alright!

Hometown, alright!

Olé!

Driving School

Now my temporary license practice is finally over!

Go back to your hometown

This isn't the temporary car license practice...

It's the Carmen license practice! How'd I mix them up?

Now for your final test.

All those with temporary car licenses, follow me.

What about those with Carmen licenses!?

Go home.

So cruel...

But I will get my license!

Watch me, Mama!
Carmen

-ish Advance

Carmen

-ish Advance

Raging Flames

{Carmen

-like Advance}

{Passionate Fire}

{Natural U

-turn}

Natural U

-turn!

Natural U

-turn!

{Passionate Parking}

Passionate Parking!

Olé!

{Spanish Hill Advance}

Spanish Hill Driving!

Private service...

Don Patch!

Roger

Roger that!

That's for not taking driving seriously!

Something's coming!

{Hunt}

Found you at last, Bo

-bobo!

Mysterious Assassin Skynyan

{Skynyan}

How cruel...

Who the hell is he?

A Hair Hunter?

Driving School on a Plane

{On Top of a Plane}

Doubt it.

He's probably just a civilian here to get his license.

Welcome!

I don't think so!

Over here, too!

Go Patch Team

That's totally wrong! Close, but wrong!

I mean, how does that even work?

I'll k*ll you!

He's an enemy!

I'll send him packing!

I'll defeat you, and earn my right to enter!

Fist of the Parachute Secret Technique:

Ruthless Body Parachute!

n}What!? {please time}

Why do I get three!?

We're being blown away!

Bo

-bobo!

I'm going super

-fast!

This calls for a Super S

-turn!

Parallel Park!

Now's not the time for games!

Bo

-bobo!

Bo

-bobo!

{Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique}

Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique:
the Nose Hair Secret Technique:

{Guts Cycling}
Guts Cycling!

They're coming back with amazing guts!

You b*stard!

I'll k*ll you!

I can't do three!

Here in the sky, my parachutes are unbeatable!

You can't even stand up straight!

Yeah, that's so true...

There.

I'm tired.

They're standing!

This makes no sense! Why?

Gum!?

This is my Secret Technique: Gum Stick!

This is my Secret Technique: Gum Stick!

{Secret Technique "Gum Stick"}

That's a Secret Technique?

And it's gonna take more parachutes than that to blow me away...

Wait...

I've got more parachutes!

So you're a Hair Hunter, aren't you?

And what if I am?

I'll demolish you!

All I want is the right to enter the tournament!

{Fist of the Parachute Secret Technique}

Fist of the Parachute Secret Technique:
Strong Wind Blowing!

Fist of the Parachute Secret Technique:

Strong Wind Blowing!

{Strong Wind Blowing}

Dammit! I can't hold on!

Bo

-bobo!

Hurry! Eat more gum! Come on, eat all the...!{and half of this is gibberish}

Calm down!

Well then...

{Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique}

Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique:

Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique:

Bobobo Business District

{Bobobo Shopping District}

{Kite

-Flying Contest in Strong Winds}



Kite

-Flying Contest in Strong Winds!

Kite

-Flying Contest in Strong Winds!

I'm tearing apart!

Hang on, young'un!

The dignity of our business district hangs on this!

Who are they?

Now!

October!

Hasty Pudding\c&HDE&\c&H&}Secret Technique: Para

-Guard!

Good boy. Good boy.

Why!?

Dammit...

Zero

-Warning Dengaku Shot!

Now to finish you off!

Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique:

Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique:

What are you doing!?



Stop it!

{Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique}

{Here comes the groom}

Here comes the groom!

Here comes the groom!

What is this about!?

What are you trying to do!?

We can't be in midair without a skydiving wedding!

Have a happy life.

I know I may be inexperienced...

Here, take this parting gift from me.

{Now!! Go forth}

{to your new life!!!}

Now!! Go forth on your new journey in life!!!

Now!! Go forth on your new journey in life!!!



Skynan Defeated

Narrator

-Skynyan

Narrator

-is defeated!

I forgot their parachutes!

Is it just me, or did that Hair Hunter say something curious?

Something about the right to enter a tournament...

Yeah. I felt that he had some other objective

besides just defeating us.

So you've noticed.

Right, allow me to explain.

Who said that?

Mole

A mole!?

Wait, are you even a mole!?



Bo

-bobo.

Your head is a ticket to entering the competition, mole.

What!?

What kind of competition?

It's...

The Margarita Empire's New Emperor Playoffs, idiot!

He snapped!

Just what I've been waiting for...

Five Ultimate Assassins

The Poet

Giga

Three m*rder Brothers

Despair Guy

Katsu

Purr

-poo

Halekulani

Ujikin TOKIO

{Cookies}

nRem

Lambada

n}Kanpyo

It will be beginning shortly.

Now, finally...

This boring age will change.

I...

will become Tsuru Tsururiina V!

Is that true?

It's all true.

Softon!

Hatenko!

Every fifty years, the Margarita Empire

holds a summit battle to decide the new emperor.

Even among Hair Hunters, only captain

-class or above can enter, mole!

He sure is well

-versed in this stuff...

Those who don't have the qualifications...

must prove their strength by defeating Bo

-bobo and his team!

Fifth

Bo

-bobo!

Let me have your life!

Thank you for everything.


-block Captain


-block Captain


-block Captain

This guy's qualified!

Let's go, Bo

-bobo.

Where to!?

If all the Hair Hunters are in one place, all the better for us.

We'll raid that tournament!

Yeah!

I'll crush them all...

Narrator

-The Margarita Empire New Emperor Playoffs

Narrator

-held only once every fifty years...

Narrator

-What kind of battle will it be?

Narrator

-And what will become of Bo

-bobo!?

Everyone who wants to shout come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to make a riot come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Alright then, everyone, bottoms up!

Everyone raise your hands and shout "Hooray"!

All you who want to party like there's no rules

Keep on, keep on jamming?

As we get mad, cry, and laugh,

We take the past along with us.

Yo! Are you gonna miss the bus and show up late!?

My manual drive is raising the tension gage.

I say "I can do it!" and fill up with confidence.

Ready, aim, fire! ...I don't know.

Everyone who wants to shout come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to make a riot come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to shout come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to make a riot come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Hai hai hai minasan kanpai

Saa minna de te wo age banzai

Muhou chitai tannou shitai yatsuwa

Keep on Keep on jamming

Okottari naitari warattari

Shiteru aida ni

Sugi TAKE wa tsure TAKE

Yo! Nori okurechatte chikoku ka yo

Tension gage ageru jiriki kadou

Kanou desu to jishin arige ni mato

Nerai uchi I don't know

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Here's the results for the Bo

-boroscope, nah

-na

-la!

If you won, you'll be lucky if you email someone who helped you long ago!

Your lucky item is a photo album filled with memories!

If you tied, eat some healthy tokoroten once a meal for your tired body.

And if you lost, you'll have an urgent errand to run anytime you want to eat noodles!

Alright! Let's beat up all the Hair Hunters!

Let's go!

Wait! We've all been split up!

So it's just you and me now...

Today, the role of the heroine is mine!

Now's not the time for that!

There are enemies here!

I don't care!

Whatever!

I'll fight alone!

Are you trying to hog the spotlight!?

Next time on Bobobo

-bo Bo

-bobo:

Beauty in Danger!! and Delicious ❤ Means You Lose!

Beauty in Danger!! I'll Fight On My Own!!

Delicious ❤ Means You Lose! Go For the World's Greatest Ramen!!

In two parts!

I'm the heroine here!