Welcome to our World! Where we serve you cookies to ensure you get the best viewing experience on our site.

Did you know that you can remove censorship board-wide, use our advanced search functions, be notified when new content is posted, join our memberships, set episodes to show in any order you want & more if you are logged into your account?

Register or sign in here: ucp.php?mode=register

01x76 - Finally! The Final Fight of Finality! This Time We Mean It!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo". Aired: September 30, 2005.*
Watch/Buy Amazon


The impossible adventures of Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo, a warrior who fights using his nose hairs to defeat an evil empire that wants to turn the human race bald.

01x76 - Finally! The Final Fight of Finality! This Time We Mean It!

Post by bunniefuu »

Baka Survivor

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Kachinokore

Kachinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Dare no sei de sonna

Shobokure tonnen

Dakara yuteru yaro itsumo

Nanka gaman shitennon chauno?

Omae souchaun?

Motto ureshisou na

Motto ureshisou na kao shiteru toki aruyan?

Fuku katta toki toka sa

Sou sou

Hore mi ano ossan no kao!

Omae mo annan natte mau yo!

Sa!

Ikinokotte ikoze

Yojinobotte

Kachihokotte

Kane tsukatte

Kane kaseide

Baka Survivor

Nariagare

Nariagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Maiagare

Maiagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Oreizumu DE

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Connectic Type S...

Remodeled Destruction Age!


Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Hai hai hai minasan kanpai

Saa minna de te wo age banzai

Muhou chitai tannou shitai yatsuwa

Keep on Keep on jamming

Okottari naitari warattari

Shiteru aida ni

Sugi TAKE wa tsure TAKE

Yo! Nori okurechatte chikoku ka yo

Tension gage ageru jiriki kadou

Kanou desu to jishin arige ni mato

Nerai uchi I don't know

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!




-bobo fans from around the world...


-bobo fans from around the world...

{of Bo

-bobo Fans}

{Around the World...}

}Our very own angel

Our very own angel

has returned!

Denbo! Denbo! Denbo

-chan!

Denbo! Denbo! Denbo

-chan!

Denbo! Denbo! Denbo

-chan!

Thanks for waiting up, everyone!

I'm Magical Girl Denbo!

And who are you exactly?



No one wants to hear you! Somebody stop him!

Got it!

For all the Denbo fans...

It's punishment time!

Too easy!



Did you see that?

How did you like my Knuckle Curve Instant Sliding Hook?





I'm terribly sorry you had to see that.

And now, let's have a big round of applause for...

Our angel!

Service!

We're sorry, everyone.

But Denbo really does show up in this episode!

So don't change the channel!


Idiot Survivor!

Stay alive!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Idiot Survivor!

Stay in the fight!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Whose fault is it,

That you're being so pathetic?

That's why I keep telling you,

Hey, are you trying to put up with me or something?

Ain't that right?

Come on, I know you've looked happier than this before,

Like that time you went to buy clothes.

Yeah, you know what I mean!

Hey, you see that old guy's face over there?

That's gonna be you one day!

So, let's go out there and survive!

Climb up to the top,

Do a little gloating,

Spend some money,

Make some money,

Idiot Survivor!

Rise up in the world!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Idiot Survivor!

Fly up to the sky!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Just doing it my way

Idiot Survivor!!

Idiot Survivor!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Stay alive!

Idiot Survivor!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Stay alive!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Baka Survivor

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Kachinokore

Kachinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Dare no sei de sonna

Shobokure tonnen

Dakara yuteru yaro itsumo

Nanka gaman shitennon chauno?

Omae souchaun?

Motto \ureshisou na kao shiteru toki aruyan?

Fuku katta toki toka sa

Sou sou

Hore mi ano ossan no kao!

Omae mo annan natte mau yo!

Sa!

Ikinokotte ikoze

Yojinobotte

Kachihokotte

Kane tsukatte

Kane kaseide

Baka Survivor

Nariagare

Nariagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Maiagare

Maiagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Oreizumu DE

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Narrator

-Behind the Margarita Empire New Emperor Playoffs,

Narrator

-the Reverse Margarita Empire has finally put their plan in motion!

Table of Sacrifices

Narrator

-Their plan was to make twelve Fist users into sacrifices...

Former Hair Hunter Lambada

Narrator

-and release themselves from the world of darkness!

Narrator

-n}Now their evil grasp closes in on Bo

-bobo!

{Mr. Plunger!!}

Dark Fist of Three Sacks Secret Technique

"Mr. Plunger!!"

"Mr. Plunger!!"

Narrator

-However...

Hey! Stupid sack!

It seems you want to make me a sacrifice. But the likes of you could never do it!

You fool! It means nothing if it doesn't hit us!

There were bears inside the nose hair!?

Nose Hair Sword!

Slice

He's gonna power up, Bo

-bobo!

What's with this crappy drawing?

My neck's not that long!



Super

Denbo!!

Enter



Super

Denbo!!

}Enter

of Love

of Love

and Peace?!

and Peace?!



move(down





It's all over!

We dwellers of darkness can offer our Dark Fists...

and share in the power of the Dark Emperor!

Dark Emperor?

Dark Emperor...

Dark

Oppression!

Come forth, Slates of Darkness!

Slates of Darkness

Slates of Darkness

It's the same thing that Halon Oni did!

Some weird slates came out of the ground!

And what are you doing?

Now...

The Dark Succession Rite has begun!

Dark Succession Rite

Dark Succession Rite

H

-Hot!

Oh, no! If he powers up...

Transform!

Now I have attained the power of darkness...

Three Sacks

In this form, I am unstoppable!

That looks like a lump of lazy drawing...

He looks easily stoppable...

What an intimidating form!

We can't stand up to him!

His form!?

His hands... face... feet...

Every part of him is built for a protracted w*r with all mankind!

Amazing

Amazing

zing

Amazing

Amazing

Amazing

Is not!

He looks like one hit could take him down!

S

-Something's coming out!

nConnectic

Type S

- MkII

Destruction Age

He shot something amazing!

No way! He's strong!

Bo

-bobo!

Is this the true power of darkness?

This power would be... on my...

Bo

-bobo Damage Ranking

Bo

-bobo Damage Ranking

Air conditioni break down in midsumm

Kanuhanu

-Ha

Kanuhanu

-Ha


-Ha


-Ha
Losing TV Rem Privileges



damage ranking...



Missing the Finale of Your Favorite Show






Missing the Final Your Favorite S



Missing the Final Your Favorite S


Getting Laid Off

Getting Laid Off Getting Laid Off



Strong

I'll fit it in about here.
Power of Darkness


How much is that!?

That's giving it too much credit.

On my ranking...

Strong

Weak

Toko roten

llll

Tofu


Jelly


Agar

Agar

Konjac



Gummy



it's only about konjac

-level.

What kind of caste system is that!?

To me...

Dream

Complex


Hangar

Tempura

Bachll

Introversion

Introl

Fly

Sky





It's here.

That doesn't even mean anything!

In other words...

It really hurts!

They're really damaged!

This is the power of darkness!

And the power of lazy drawing!

And he actually accepted it!

What was that?

Was there some kind of expl*si*n in the castle?

Bo

-bobo, look at that...

There are more people on that clock!

Those are the Hair Hunters!

Does it have to do with the explosions in that castle?

I can't tell...

What could be happening in the castle?

Soon, all twelve sacrifices will be ours!

What's going to happen?

This is real bad!

We can't let them gather all the sacrifices!

We'd better defeat him quickly, and get in the castle!

Bo

-bobo Fusion!

Hold it all of you! Calm down!

It's first come, first fused!

I finally won!

Denbo

Minibobo



It's Mr. Dengaku this time!

Now, hurry and get in here!

Wait. I have to get ready first.

Finish off with a saury on top...

Let's do this!

Nothing you do can stop my darkness!

Thanks for waiting, everyone!

For Magical Girl Super Denbo has returned!

Magical Girl

Super Denbo

What? He transformed into a woman?

What does this mean?

She's powered up a bit!

Now let's get right to it!

Fist of the Nose Hair Superior Top

-Secret Technique:

Denbo's Dream Picture Book Paradise!

Denbo's Dream Picture Book Paradise!

{Denbo's Dream Picture Book Paradise}

What kind of secret technique is this!?

This world is the world of dreams, where you can experience the picture books I made!

I'll put everyone's hearts at peace with my picture books!

Hooray! It's a picture book!

Which is it?

Which is it?

This is the picture book we'll be reading today!



The Heavy

-Hearted Denbo

-chan's Heartbreak Vacation

{Denbo

-chan's}

{Heartbreak Vacation}

The Heavy

-Hearted Denbo

-chan's Heartbreak Vacation!

You actually wrote about yourself?

And it looks way too dark...

This book involves compulsory audience participation!

What!?

Hey, let me go, b*tch!

Okay, let's begin!

Listen to me, dammit!
Chapter One

Beginnings

One morning, Denbo

-chan decided to go on a journey.

Okay! Now for the first puzzle: The Denbo Maze!

Start



Goal

Help me get outside safely!

Denbo Maze

What kind of maze is this? You start inside the human body?

You have two seconds to complete it!

One...

Two...

Too bad, you lose!

This is impossible! {OK this is the rd funniest line}

Since you couldn't complete it, here's your penalty:

Come forth, Deformed Denbo!

Deformed Denbo

Beat the Hell Outta Them Attack!

{Beat the Hell Outta Them Attack}

This meager attack is nothing before me and my power of darkness...

Denbo

-chan!

Now, I'll move on with the story.

Somehow, Denbo

-chan made it outside.

But this time, she got lost in the woods.

Now for the second puzzle: The Forest Maze!

Goal

Tyranno saurus

Tyranno saurusllll

Bear



-)Bear



Bear
Bear

{

-,

Bear


-,

Bear

Bear

-Bear


-Bear


Giant Shark


Giantlll Sharklll


Man

-eating Lion


-eat Lionlllll

Dark Lord Lucifer



-)}Monster


-)}Monst
Majin Pool




-)}Majin Pool

Evillll Godll



Evil God


-)}Evillll Godll

Motona

Galactic Overlord


Galactic Overlord


Galact Overl



Cyclops


Cyclop Cyclop

Starvin Beasts
Landmi Landmi

Lu B


Alien

Cobra


-Venomous Cobra


-Venomo Cobra

Heel Wrestler

Giant Spider

Giant Spider
Start

Help me avoid all the bears...

Forest Maze

Forest Maze

and take me to the goal outside the forest!

Wait, there are plenty of things here that are way more dangerous than bears!

If anything, go on the bears!


Galactic Overlord

{King}



Cyclops
Goal

I did it!

I managed to clear the maze!

But you're in critical condition!

This can't be...

I can't activate my Dark Power in this world!

Is this world ruled by the picture book?

Thanks to your help, Denbo

-chan finally made it out of the woods.

This time, a sneaky little puppy stole her lunch!

Now for the third puzzle...

Find the Puppy.

Find the Puppy

Go find the puppy!

Where could he be?

That's way too many dogs!

We'll have to take a wild stab in the dark!

It's the one on the bottom

-right!

I'll go with the top

-left!

Dammit, the center one!

Sorry!

The correct one is...

right here!

That's too impossible! {My Translation and my reaction: WTF?!?!?!?!?!}{LOL}

Now for your punishment...

Giant Denbo

-chan!

Giant Denbo

-chan

You're all so worthless, you're making me cry...

We're the ones who should be crying!

Let's continue with the story.

As Denbo

-chan continued her journey,

she found two strange mirrors that gave different reflections.

Now for the fourth puzzle: Spot the Differences!



-,

Do a Good Turn Daily


Chief of Police Daily

Spot the Differences

Find all seven differences and put my mind at ease.

What's with that outfit!?

Do you really want your mind to be at ease?

Here and here and here!

Here and here and here!

Here and here and here!

And here!

And this!

There!

Here!

That's some strong teamwork...

We found them all!

Fine, let's move on.

Why's she disappointed!?

You did well to solve my riddles, Denbo.

Who are you?

Who is this man that suddenly appeared in front of Denbo?

Now for the final puzzle.

Portrait Logic!

Portrait Logic

This is it! This is the last problem! If I solve this, I can go back to the real world!

We solved it!

Give it to me!

I'll return to the real world and cut you to pieces!

Oh no! He's gonna clear it!

It's too late! This is the answer!

This answer...

Congratulations, Denbo.

You found out who I am.

Now as a reward, I will give you a new power.

Take it.

Thank you,

for clearing all the puzzles.

This picture book is a story about how I gain a new finishing move.

Thanks to you, the finishing move is mine!

What!? {please time}

You tricked me!?

Fist of the Nose Hair New Superior Secret Technique:

Emerald Heart!

Fist of the Nose Hair New Superior Secret Technique

Heart ❤

We're back to the real world!





Alright! Let's head for the castle!

I never expected him to be so strong...

But the other two Four Lords are on a whole new level!

There are more sacrifices up there!

Let's get inside! Hurry!

Narrator

-Meanwhile, inside Margarita Castle...

Inside the Castle

Narrator

-W

-What the...?

Narrator

-What happened here?

Is that all you have to offer?

You're too weak.

Dammit...

Stay tuned for the second half!

Narrator

-The Reverse Margarita Empire

Narrator

-is plotting to sacrifice twelve Fist Users

Narrator

-and return from the world of darkness to the surface world.

Narrator

-Having defeated one of the Four Lords, Three Sacks ,

Heart }❤

Narrator

-Bo

-bobo and his friends hurried to Margarita Castle.

We're too late!

Sacrifice...

The pond is scalding!

{The lake is boiling}

That's perfect!

Get in there!

I can't afford to lose to to Fishcake!

Endure it...
Endure it...

the Final Battle!!



Fist

Nose Hair

The sacrifices are filling up!

What's going to happen now?

Time to find that out!

Let's charge into the castle!

Yeah!



{Margarita Castle}

Thanks for ordering with Bobobo Pizza!

Just get in there! You have enough badges!

Oh, talk about a fast delivery.

Wait, what are you doing in the castle!?

Here you are.

Cheers to your eyes.

What is this!? It's a snob! It's not a pizza, it's a snob!

You fell for it! And what says snobs better than hosts?

And we're...

Delivery hosts!

Infiltration successful.

Don't go inside! My husband's in there!

Patchmi's in trouble!

What's going on?

Oh, crap!

I gotta fix myself up...

You're...

Battleship! What's wrong? What happened?

What did you say!?

They've sealed everyone in the clock?

It's those two!

You mean those two defeated everyone?

Now the twelve sacrifices are together at last.

And you're the last one! Go!

Battleship's body is moving on its own!

I have to save him!

Here's your dinner, Hanako!

Go!

Hanako!

Hanako!

Get over my death. Now go!

I was going to roast you and eat you!

Battleship's been saved...

Then I shall fulfill my duty as a sacrifice in Battleship's place.

Use my aura!

That pig is ultra

-powerful!

With the energy of these twelve strong ones...

Now, come to us from the darkness!

O Dark Emperor!

What... What's going on?

Look out!

Something's coming out of the ground!

Heave

-h*!

It's a horsetail!

It sure feels like spring.

Something's coming from over here, too!

Heave, h*.

What the hell are you doing!?

Quit distracting us!

It was just a joke!

Floating Castle: Dark King

Well done in gathering all twelve sacrifices...

I haven't seen the surface world in ten years...

But now, I have returned to the surface!

Huh? What?

Do they want to eat oden?

What's that?

Who are those three emitting that massive aura?

Was the dark guys' goal to bring back those three?

And that castle is really creepy...

It's like it's alive!

Who are you calling creepy?

It is alive!

Look out!

It's going to sh**t something from its hands!

What the hell are you doing!?

That's overdoing it!

Hey! Look!

The clock is disappearing!

This is real bad!

All the people that were made into sacrifices...

had too much of their enemy sucked out of them...

and how should I describe it...

They've turned all... sloppy

-drawn!

Those faces really look like something's been sucked out of them!

Hanako!

Rainbow

Man, that was a close shave.

Who the hell are you!?

Well, who really cares about them anyway?

That's cold!

But you've looked down on us long enough!

Get out of my face, dammit!

Those two...

We've been waiting for you, Dark Emperor.

I take it you've taken out the trash already?

Yes, sir!

What about Tsururiina IV?

We looked for him, but we can't find him anywhere.

He may have escaped.

His only strength was running away, and I see that hasn't changed.

This means he's abdicated.

So from this point on, I am Tsuru Tsururiina V!

The sky of the surface world... is giving me its blessings!

Potstickers Big Bargain

Behold this cloudless blue sky!

{Dumplings Big Bargain} { Yen Each}

{Dumplings Big Bargain} { Yen Each}

{Dumplings Big Bargain} { Yen Each}

{Dumplings Big Bargain} { Yen Each}

{Dumplings Big Bargain} { Yen Each}

{Dumplings Big Bargain} { Yen Each}

What are those?

You there!

Eat potstickers!

We were hiding potstickers in the balloons!

Scared yet?

{Silence}

Damn it all...

Eat the potstickers!

Potstickers!

It failed...

And who are you? Do you need something from us?

What's with this hand?

I can't break free!

Die!

Banana

Remember this.

If you squeeze too hard, it'll jump out!

I don't care who you are, but let me tell you one thing:

You've run roughshod over this place for long enough...

that you've angered the Mr. Alexander inside of me!

Mr. Alexander

I'm super pissed!

And that is also an expression of my anger!

Prepare yourselves! Because I'm gonna crush you all!

Show some respect!

What!? Something exploded!

Bo

-bobo!

Potstickers!

Miraculous Escape!

He came out of somewhere amazing...

What happened up there?

I declared w*r.

Now I'm going to go destroy them!

Let us go with you.

Tsururiina V?

Bullshit!

I have a good grasp of their power now. I'll return the favor!

Despair...

You guys!?

Am I stuck with these lower

-rank allies?

What a disappointment...{That doesn't make me happy...}

What the hell, man!?

But this time, our enemy is too powerful.

We're going to need all the help we can get.

Really?

Boss!

Boss!

Boss!

This can't be good...

Are we all the ones that survived?

Mr. Kanpyo! You're alive!

Why the "Mr."?

Now's not the time for a tournament!

Now, time for an all

-out w*r against the darkness!

Yeah!

Wait, why are you in the leader's position!?

Are you heading this!?

If you have a problem, step up.

No problem...

But how do we get to that castle in the air?

That's easy.

Parlor Trick

The ducktail grew into a bridge!

Now! Let's go!

Emperor Hydrate...

The trash are coming up.

I will now begin the Earth Restructuring Plan.

Have a game of Dark Rule Up with them.

I wonder how many will survive, and how far they'll get...

Narrator

-Meanwhile, Tsururiina IV was...

There's no mistake...

That massive aura belongs to Hydrate!

Ever since he gained that Fist that could let him k*ll all of mankind in an instant...

I sealed him in darkness ten years ago.

But what's he doing on the surface?

Should I trust the guys that survived the tournament?

Dammit! The tournament's cancelled! {cancelled for british english, canceled for american english, which one?}

And... Mako's super fast!

And... Mako's super fast!

Narrator

-AD X.

Narrator

-Bobobo

-bo Bo

-bobo stood up for the peace and freedom of hair.

Narrator

-Having defeated the Margarita Empire's mightiest forces one after another,

Narrator

-his limitless power has exploded!

Narrator

-And now, they stand against the Dark Emperor's forces,

Narrator

-who now hold the Margarita Empire in their hands!

Narrator

-Will this work? Can they really win?

Can we win?

Of course we can.

Who do you think we are?

If we don't win now, who will?

That's right! We've gotta win!

Naturally!

Nah

-na

-la!

In the name of the God of Babylon!

So don't worry, Beauty.

Alright! Let's go, you guys!

Trash!

We will surely protect... The peace and freedom of hair!

We will surely protect... The peace and freedom of hair!

Yeah!

FIN

Everyone, take care, nah

-na

-la!

What!?

We're ending it now!?

Everyone who wants to shout come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to make a riot come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Alright then, everyone, bottoms up!

Everyone raise your hands and shout "Hooray"!

All you who want to party like there's no rules

Keep on, keep on jamming?

As we get mad, cry, and laugh,

We take the past along with us.

Yo! Are you gonna miss the bus and show up late!?

My manual drive is raising the tension gage.

I say "I can do it!" and fill up with confidence.

Ready, aim, fire! ...I don't know.

Everyone who wants to shout come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to make a riot come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to shout come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to make a riot come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Hai hai hai minasan kanpai

Saa minna de te wo age banzai

Muhou chitai tannou shitai yatsuwa

Keep on Keep on jamming

Okottari naitari warattari

Shiteru aida ni

Sugi TAKE wa tsure TAKE

Yo! Nori okurechatte chikoku ka yo

Tension gage ageru jiriki kadou

Kanou desu to jishin arige ni mato

Nerai uchi I don't know

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!