01x10 - Dog Castle/Rhino Castle

[bunniefuu]

[music playing]

Many years ago,
animals and humans

lived together in
joyful harmony.

But then, a wicked
trickster called

High Roller fooled the
animals into thinking humans

were their enemies.

Chaos reigned until
an army of heroes

came together to protect
the humans, and the w*r.

Lin Chung.

Jumping Ghostface.

Mystique Sonia.

Mighty Ray.

This is Hero 108!

[music playing]

[laughing] I've conquered
everything else.

Now I want to conquer the moon!

[roaring]

How do I know how we're
going to get to the moon?

Stop asking such stupid--

[car horns honking]

[screaming]

[traffic noise]

[yelling and complaining]

This traffic is
driving me crazy!

There's not enough roads
for all the duck cars.

Then build more roads!

There isn't any
room for more roads.

Then tear down some houses!

But if we tear down--

Just do it!

Master High Roller commands
you to tear down the houses,

and make way for more roads!

Now finally, we can figure
out how to get to the mooooo--

[stomping]

[screaming]

[stomping]

The bears are upset that we tore
down the houses to build roads.

Well don't just sit
there being idiots!

Tear down the roads
and build more houses!

[sawing and jackhammering]

Tear down the houses!

Tear down the roads!

Tear down the houses!

Tear down the roads!

Tear down the houses!

Tear down the roads!

Tear down the houses!

Tear down the roads!
[yelling indistinctly]

[screaming]

I can't take it any more!

They'll never be satisfied.

I have to do something
to distract everyone

from the roads and the houses.

[laughing] I've got it!

We'll challenge Big Green
to a Folk Game Competition.

[laughing]

Master High Roller
challenges Big Green

to a Folk Game Competition.

If Big Green wins, we
will give up Bear Castle.

But if you lose, we
get Big Green base.

Big Green?

Oh!

I would never risk our
base on some witless wager.

OK.

We understand.

After all, your entire
army is worthless and weak.

What?

You'd never be able to
beat Master High Roller.

You tell lies!

You tell so many lies!

Any member of First
Squad could easily

beat your wretched
undernourished leader.

We'll tell Master
High Roller that you

agree to the competition.

It will be easy for
Big Green to win.

[screaming]

What have we done?

What if we lose Big Green base?

Lose?

[crying] No!

[crying]

[music playing]

Let's start this Folk
Game Competition, Now!

[rattling]

Master High Roller
versus Jumpy Ghostface.

[swish]

[swish]

[laughing] Prepare to
lose, fluffy-pants rabbit!

Grrr.

Ugh.

Touch .

There are five stages to
the Folk Game Competition.

Whoever finishes all five
stages, will be the winner!

And that winner, will be me.

On your marks.

Get set.

Cheating!

He's cheating!

Go!

Basketball throwing.

[whoosh]

Mm.

Not bad.

Earhead!

But you have to make three
shots to get to the next level!

[whirling]

[boink]

[whooshing]

[gasping]

[bouncing]

Ring toss!

[whirring]

[popping]

Fly swatting!

[buzzing]

[fwap] [fwap] [fwap]
[fwap] [fwap] [fwap]

[boi-oi-oing]

Jumpy's gettin' way behind!

[sighs]

[whooshing]

Go, Jumpy!

[giggling]

[boinging]

[clang]

[smack]

[laughing] This is too easy.

[crash]

[whooshing]

Top spinning!

[ka-boom]

[laughing] I was
hoping Big Green

could give a better challenge.

I could take a break, and
still win without trying.

[sighing]

Soon I'll have the Big
Green base all for myself!

Poor Ape Trully will
cry his eyes out.

[laughing]

[laughing] Give me
the keys to Big Green!

[imitating commander ape trully]
Oh, Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.

Oh, Master High Roller, you are
superior to me in every way.

Of course I am!

You smell like
un-washed donkey brains.

[imitating commander ape trully]
Oh, it's true.

It's true. [laughing]
I am not worthy of you.

[clang]

[swishing]

[crowd cheering]

[buzzing]

[fwap] [fwap] [fwap] [fwap]

[imitating commander ape trully]
Oh,

why must I balance this
hippopotamus on my head?

Because I said so, that's why!

Now, eat all this trash!

[imitating commander ape trully]
Oh dear,

I hate to eat the trash!

[pops]

[whirring]

[crash]

Eye-ee-eye-ee-eye.

[grunts] Who dares interrupt
my puppet performance?

Come on, Jumpy Ghostface!

Only one more level to go!

Ohh!

You can't beat me!

[laughing] Silly rabbit.

[grunting]

Oh no.

Jumpy's behind again!

Carrot slicing!

I can't watch!

[pop]

[buzzing]

There's still a chance.

Jumpy Ghostface is the
best rope-jumper there is.

[buzzing]

The winner!

[boom] [crashing]

Oh, no!

[crying]

[laughing] I am the winner!

I am always the
winner! [laughing]

You have won.

We will turn Big
Green over to you.

[crying]

You were stupid
to bet against me!

I always win!

Nothing ever goes wrong for--

[car horns honking]

What's all that noise?

Everyone's leaving
the stadium at once.

[screaming]

Uh, pardon me.

Are you having
trouble with traffic?

What do you care?

I know how to fix the problem.

You do?

Tell me!

Tell me!

Tell me!

I won't tell you unless you
return Big Green base to us.

[exclaims] Never!

[car horns honking]

Fine!

You can have your
stupid base back!

[laughing]

[cheering]

The answer is quite simple.

You just need to build
several tall buildings.

Then you will have
homes for everyone,

and still have room
for wide streets.

I could've thought of
that if I wanted to.

Thank you, Woo the Wise.

You saved Big Green! [crying]

Wait!

[laughing]

You'll just help me figure
out how to get to the moon!

Ooh!

Stop thanking me!

[music playing]

[sawing and jackhammering]

[boom]

[blowing] [pop]

[laughing] I claim this
moon for me, High Roller!

Whoever lives here, come out and
fight us so we can conquer you.

I don't think anyone lives here.

We've conquered the moon!

[laughing]

Grr.

This is boring.

What's the point of
conquering the moon

if there's no one to fight?

[yelling] I hate the moon!

[music playing]