02x02 - Terra Cotta Warriors/Strongest Punch & Kick

[bunniefuu]

Many years ago
animals and humans

lived together in
joyful harmony.

But then a wicked
trickster called

HighRoller fooled the
animals into thinking humans

were their enemies.

Chaos reigned until
an army of heroes

came together to protect
the humans and end the w*r.

Lin Chung-- Jumpy Ghostface--
Mistique Sonia-- Mighty Ray--

this is Hero 108.

[music playing]

[snoring]

Who would like to
read today's text?

Very well, you may
read for us Wu.

A polynomial is a numeric
expression constructed

from constants, variables--

Textbook reading is boring.

--or exponents.

Comic books are much
more interesting.

No comic books in class.

Uh-- give it back.

No one is allowed to
take my favorite comic.

Classmates, if you get
my comic book back,

these toys and
candies can be yours.

Get my comic book!

Oh-- my forehead is so big.

You can't get your comic back
until you do your studying.

I hate studying.

Give me back my comic book!

No, you must study.

Give me back my comic book!

Do more study!

Give me back my comic book!

Do more study!

I must make more books so
everyone will be able to study.

Oh, my mustache,
I need more glue.

My comic books-- ahhhhh--
my precious comics are safe.

With my printing
press invention,

we'll be able to give books
to all the humans and animals.

What a truly commendable plan.

Uh, what's going on in here?

Big Green has been
handing out free books.

The animals don't
really know how to read.

They just like to
pretend to look smart.

I hate books.

You, zebras, collect
every book in the land

and destroy them all.

But Big Green will never let
us destroy all the books.

I know.

I will hold a folk
game competition

to distract Big Green
while you collect

all the books in the land.

If you miss any books, you
will be punished-- severely.

Welcome--

We accept your challenge for
this folk game competition.

But why did you want us to bring
all the books in Big Green?

Oh, um, I have finally
learned the value of studying.

I want to read all your books.

Ah, what a wise decision.

Studying is very important.

Do I know you?

You remind me of an
annoying old classmate.

Me, your classmate-- oh,
what an absurd thought.

Oh, h*, h*-- I'm old enough
to be your grandfather.

Hmmm-- you do have a moustache.

I guess you must be old.

Your mustache is crooked.

Oh--

Now we will throw the dice
to determine the competitors.

HighRoller versus Lin Chung--

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, heh,
heh, heh, ha, ha, ha

The first match will be a
test of sling shot skill.

Take each slingshot and
hit the gap in the C.

[music playing]

Nah, ha, ha, ha, ha ha,
HighRoller is losing.

Ugh, these books are heavy.

My hooves hurt.

Way to go, Lin Chung.

You kicked his butt.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, you thought
that was a real game.

That was just a warm up.

The real competition
is shuttlecock kicking.

Hey, Pentagon
Face, I hear you're

good at kicking shuttlecock when
you combine with the cheetahs.

True--

Call them here.

But they're very far away.

Huh-- That's OK.

I have plenty of time.

[whistling]

Huh--

Are you sure we
got all the books?

HighRoller will punish
us if we missed any.

What about our comic books?

I guess they count too.

Wah, ha, ha--

Hey, I remember seeing
a box of comic books

in Master HighRoller's room.

We better get those too.

We don't want to be punished.

Ready--

[whistling]

Whoever hits the most
nostril bubbles wins.

Kwa, ya, ya--

[music playing]

That's strange.

HighRoller doesn't even
seem to be trying to win.

How much longer does
this competition last?

Oh, a long time, this is
a very long competition.

Oh, I hope the zebras
are just about finished.

There, that's the last of them.

Let's go tell Master HighRoller
what a great job we did.

--good idea.

You dimwits--

Master HighRoller, the books
are ready to be destroyed.

Yes, ha, ha, ha,
ha, ha-- now there

will be no more books anywhere.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha--

Oh no, this is a horrible
tragedy of immense proportions.

Are you sure you
got all the books?

Yes, Master HighRoller, we
even got the comic books

from your room.

Ugh-- my comic books?

Y-- y-- y-- yeah--

You two will be dead donkey meat
if you don't save my comics.

How tragic, if the
book are blown up,

all that knowledge will be lost.

I can't let the
books be destroyed.

[music playing]

I must reach that rocket.

[music playing]

Gah--

Master HighRoller,
we have to run away.

Did you two lamebrains
save my comic books?

But--

--ahhhh!

--ow

Aahh, it's a meteor!

Don't touch my
beloved comic books.

Give them back.

Give them back to me right now.

Perhaps Mighty Ray
should destroy them

with his magic eyeballs.

Bye, bye books--

Oh no, please, spare my
precious, precious comic books.

We'll give them back.

But only if you read
all these books first.

What!

Do your studying.

[music playing]