01x05 - SheZow Meets Dudepow // Shephat

[bunniefuu]

♪ [theme music plays] ♪

[Cold Finger] Loyal minions

that gaze upon me
with your sci-fi monocles

as ice-introduce Megadale
to the frosty terror that is...

the Ice- Caliber 2.0!

Once we've frozen the city
into a solid block of ice,

there will be nobody to stop us

from skating right into the
mayor's office and taking over!

[laughing]

She-curity breach.

[all gasp]

It's time to put your
evil plan on ice, Cold Finger.

Not even bad puns
can stop me this time, SheZow!

Penguins! Flip out!

[honking]

Bring it, birds.

[honking]

[all gasp]

[SheZow's power scream]

Oh, what a big show off.

I guess Penguins can fly.
[snickers]

Now that was funny.

Where's my sidekick?
I need him to laugh at that.

Looks like your heroics
have turned up cold, SheZow.

I don't think so.

Because any second
my trusty sidekick

will be here to save the day.

Are you lying?

Hello?

Oh, c'mon!

Make way for Nick of Time!

Bad timing.

Aren't you running a little late
for a time-themed side kick?

It is ironic.

Silence!

You failure-flavored
flop-cicles.

Now, witness
the frightening frosty power

of the Ice Caliber 2.0!

What happened to the 1.0?

Don't ask. Hit it!

[both gasp]

Oh, not again.

[honking]

- Cool.
- Cool that!

Incoming.

Whoa, dude!
What just happened?

Oh... the shiver laser fused

with the artic combobulator,
opening a portal.

But more importantly,
who are you?

The name's, Dudepow.

Did he say moo-cow?

Hmmm. I don't like you.

Penguins! Attack!

He-Yikes!

[honking]

Super Tai Chi!

Oh, these minions blow.

Huh. I guess penguins can fly.

Ha! Good one.

[moans]

I'm outie.

Going somewhere?

[whimpers]

Oh, frosted!

Dude! Pow!

Nice move.

She! Wow!

[siren blaring]

Cops.

Come on. Let's blow
this frozen pop stand.

Let dad--
I mean the police, clean up.

[sizzling]

You look like you
could use some heat.

Ultra flame-atic
super handtastic.

Okay, you I like.

[policeman] Police! Open up!

Shall we dash?

Let's.

I said dash, not dance.

Let's do both.

Sorry about the blindfold.

It is after all a secret lair.

Yeah,
and it looks a lot like mine.

- Nick of Time, you've met.
- Hey.

- And this is my sister, Kelly.
- Hello.

I have a brother named Kelly.

[Sheila clears throat]

Oh, and this is my super
computer, Sheila.

She-lighted to meet you.

I have a super computer too.

Interesting.

Yeah. It's like Dudepow
is the alternate reality SheZow.

Or the other way around.

Then that could only mean
one thing...

He-Yeah.

Dude!

Yes!

Really?

She-Yeah!

- I'm Guy.
- I'm Gal.

I'm confused.

- [alarm sound]
-She-mergency. She-mergency.

The Statue of Fliberty
is under attack.

Sorry for the chilly reception
but the statue is closed.

[screaming]

Yeah, so why don't you
hot foot it outta here?

[evil laughter]

Who's that with Cold Finger?

That's Grilla.
One of my main villains.

She must have jumped
through the portal

and teamed up
with freezy Mccheesy.

What would they want
with the Statue of Fliberty?

The lenses
from her giant glasses.

Of course. They're trying
to repair the Ice Caliber.

Come on! Let's get 'em!

You go girl!

Sock it to me, Broseph!

Nick of Time!

[cuckoo clock sounds]

Ready.

[honking]

Once we've repaired
the Ice Caliber,

I can freeze the entire city.

Then I can melt it.
Then I can freeze it again!

Then I can melt it again.

I think I love you.

[giggles]

[both gasp]

- Nice landing.
- Yours was just okay.

Excuse me?

Ferocious feathered fiends!

[honks]

You keep the penguins busy,
while I take on fire and ice.

Whoa, whoa, no,
Dudepow does not abide.

You take the minions
while I take out the bad guys

with my hypersonic Dude-Chucks.

Yeah,
I think my way is Sheperior.

Your way is She-diculous!

[SheZow] Dude, you're
embarrassing me

in front of the super villains.

[Dudepow] Well if you'd
just listen to me

this fight would
already be over.

They can't stand each other.

[SheZow] If you had half a brain
you'd see that I'm right.

[Dudepow] If I had half a brain,
I'd be you.

Or they really like each other.

Look, if we're ever
fighting together

in your alternate universe,

we'll do things your way.

Your way is the snore-way.

- Boring!
- [honking]

But this is SheZow country!

We'll never be fighting together
in my alternate universe

because you're not invited.

Heavy-Handed Super He-Slap!

Heavy-Handed Super She-Slap!

- Yah!
- Wha!

Really? A slap fight?

Better be a good one.

Oh, this is better
than pay-per view.

Let's grab the lenses
while they're fighting.

[snickers] Good idea.

[gasps]

Super Thunder Slap!

-Knuckle Crunch!
-Ouch. Megawave!

[screams]

[moans]

Had enough?

I've had enough! Of both of you!

Look!

[pulsating sound]

You guys need to fix this!

- Race ya!
- You're on!

[people screaming in panic]

[evil laughter]

Not bad.
But check this one out.

[evil laughter, higher pitch]

Oh, now that
is a top quality evil laugh.

I love that.

[both laugh]

My entrance was better.

Yeah, right.

Oh good, these two again.

This should be fun.

Bring it, cheese cow!

Ice her!

[honking]

Oh no. This is extra cold
in a skirt.

Hyper-sonic dude chucks.

Not so fast.
Super-hot jalapeno hand rockets!

Woah!

Spicy surprise!

Whoa!

Woo-hoo!
One for fire, one for ice!

Boom! Boom!

[groans]

Now let's go plan
world domination.

- Shall we?
- Let's.

At least somebody
got a date today.

Wow, this is
pretty embarrassing.

Yeah. A couple of villains
can figure out

how to work together,
and we can't.

You know, it's not too late.
You wanna try again?

-Let's.
-Wind Winkers!

Man-Jitzu!

Uh-oh.

Boomerang Brush!

[sizzling]

[all gasp]

[both] No!

Had enough, Cold Finger?

Give it up, Grilla.

It's time to--

Fry them!

Freeze them!

Penguins! Do something.

- Yeah.
- Do something.

We dare you.

[honking]

-You guys did it!
-Together!

It was really all SheZow.

I just followed his-- her lead.

Totally.
Just kidding.

[laughing]

Well guys, this has been
totally weird and fun.

But I've got a portal to catch.

There you are, Dudepow.

We've been looking
all over for you.

Um, Dude? Who is that?

This is Maizy.
My trusted sidekick.

Is it weird to have a crush
on your alternate reality self?

[Kelly, Guy and Dudepow] Yes!

[cuckoo clock sound]

[man] Blindfolded and packed
in snappidy wrap

Tad and Zero are about
to snow-mobile down this iceberg

into this gnarly pack
of polar bears.

[growling]

Wow. Those guys
are living the dream.

[burp]

Yeah and they're totally awake.

See it all
when Butt Wipe X-treme

returns after these commercials.

[moans]

Fizzburp break!

I hope we're not
outta of Fizzburp.

Oh come on. Just one.

[malicious giggle]

Maz, buddy, you don't want this.

It's been open since yesterday.

It's half empty.

- It's gross.
- It's flat.

Thumb wrestle!

Dude, you play rough.

No, I play to win.

[man on TV] Now back
to Butt Wipe X-treme!

Right after this Public
Service Butt Wipe Message.

[both moan]

The stunts Tad and I
do may look cool

but they're also
totally dangerous.

So don't try them at home...

unless you're ridin'
a jammin' snow-mobile

from Whacka-doodlesaki!

Hey check this out!

Oh, no way man, that's awesome.

Easy for them to say, they don't
have to pay for all that stuff.

Their sponsors give
it to 'em for free.

Sponsors! That's it!

Why didn't I think of this
before?

SheZow could have sponsors!

The She-licious
taste of Fizzburp?

[gasps]

[grunts]

[Sheila] I see you've heard
the news.

Huh?

[burps]

[slurps]

[stomach rumble]

Hey Kell, have a Fizzburp!

[angrily] What have you done?

You know that SheZow
is forbidden

to fight crime for profit.

Whoa, reel it in, sis.

I didn't tell you about this

because I knew you'd act
all like... this.

I have three simple words
for you, Guy.

SheZow side effect?

And I have three simple
words for you, Kelly.

Loophole.

- That's one word.
- Word up. Tell her, Sheila.

It appears that Miss Fizzburp

has found a way
around the She-Rules.

Ya see, technically,
I'm not charging to fight crime

I just have sponsors now.

Big diff. And...
[burps]

I didn't even have to make
the deal, SheZow's agent did.

Agent?

Ciao! Kell, babe!
Let's con-fab.

[noise in the earpiece]

Oop. Right after this.

Bigger name. You understand.

Yellow!
[gasps]

Marty, what's shakin'?

[indistinct voice
over the phone]

Special she-livery for SheZow.

[shrieks]

Four-D Ji-max, projecto-graphic
entertainment screen

with two fully inter-acti-grated
videogame recliners!

Compliments
of my latest sponsors.

Wow! That is really cool.

I mean,
it is absolutely she-scusting

that you're using the SheZow
name to get this... stuff.

[snorts]

Whatever.

[slurps]

Whoa, bro,
you're really pounding those.

[slurps and burps]

Maybe you should ease up.
You're looking a little puffy.

I am feeling kind of... weird.

Uh-oh.

Whoa.

Aaw!

Yellow!

Jer, bud!

Oh, you wanna do
a SheZow photo sh**t?

[indistinct voice
over the phone]

Yeah, I'm gonna have
to get back to you on that.

[electronic beeping]

Scanners indicate that you've
upset your she-tabolism

but I can't be certain.

Just tell me how to change back.

For starters, you can
stop drinking Fizzburp.

- [alarm sound]
-She-mergency. She-mergency.

Uh-oh.

[all gasp] Oh!

What?

Now there's just
more of me to love.

We're the Pushy Pirate Posse,
stealing all the time.

- We love to loot.
- In fancy boots!

[all] It's fun to rhyme
with crime.

[laughter]

Not so fast Pir-rats!

Prepare to face
the wrath of my client.

SheZow!

SheZow?

[laughing]

[grunting]

There it is.

[pirates growl]

Aahh!

I'm Brian Smirk.

This was the scene earlier today

on Brodeo Drive where Megadale's
official superhero, SheCow...

I mean, SheZow
is sporting a new look.

[screams]

[laughing]

It looks like Shezow's
all washed up.

[malicious laughter]

Oh, you're so clever.

This calls for a fiesta!

Yo G, let's throw down.

I suggest we all work
together as a team

to take out SheZow
once and for all.

Team?

[laughing]

- Yeah right.
- Think again, sister.

- Dat be whack, yo.
- Hello, villains.

[growls]

[screaming]

Now, to get some
fine china for my lair.

Do you have anything
with a Spanish theme?

Si, on aisle ocho.

Whoo!

Senorita SheZow,
my how you've let yourself grow.

Consider yourself smack
talked right back.

I have a special trick
for you, SheZow.

Lucky me. What's it called?

El Yoyo Sufrimiento
Barmo Capoeira.

With a name like that,
it better be good.

- [gasps]
- Aye.

Oops.

[china breaking]

No, no, no...

And stay out!

Phew.

Mocktopus!

Give me your purse
and nobody gets hurt.

I hope you know SheZow
will get you for this.

SheZow will get you for this!

[laughs]

Looks like you didn't get
the memo, lady.

SheZow's too out of shape
to fight crime.

Well, in that case...

fork over some loot,
sushi breath!

One, two, three.
You'll never catch me!

Later, fools!

Candy Rapper
you're under She-rest!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, here I go!

[gasping]

Please go about
your business citizens.

I'm fine, thank you.

I need a doctor!

Dude! I mean SheZow.

Where have you been?

[grunts]

I've been fighting crime
at large.

You can say that again.
But don't.

Kelly's been captured by Tara.

Oh no. Let's roll!

Yellow!

Jer, Bud, how's it?

[indistinct voice
over the phone]

Oh, you saw SheZow on the news?

Oh. You're going
in a different direction?

Okay.

Alright you little brat,

tell me, why you're always
with SheZow.

What's the dealio?

I'm always with SheZow because

I'm the president of the Global
SheZow Fan Club. Okay?

Fan club?
I used to have a fan club.

Until SheZow stole the spotlight
right out from under me.

This is Brian Smirk, coming
to you live from Brodeo Drive

where the escalating
crime spree is absolutely--

[voice stopped on TV]

Looks like your girl's
losin' fans right and left.

Maybe I can pick them up?

Think again, Scara!

It's Tara!

It's gonna be mud
if you don't let Kelly go.

Mega-Mascara-Whip-Lash!

Will you just say still?

Fat chance, Tara!

Laser Lipstick!

Oh, I don't have
my beautility belt.

Because it doesn't fit!

[stomach grumble]

What the--

[long powerful burp]

[groans]

Oh, thank you for this, Tara.

You've always been
so considerate!

[screams]

Hey.

Wow, all that exercise

must have reset
your she-tabolism.

She-yeah.

Dude. There you are.
Check this out.

Cool-that.

SheZow's got
a brand new sponsor.

It's Fizzburp Lite.

- Oh, brother.
- Sweet!

Uh-oh.

[burps]

[high-pitched voice]
Nope. Not sweet.

[burps]

♪ [theme music plays] ♪