01x06 - Guy & Doll // Family Tree

[bunniefuu]

♪ [theme music plays] ♪

I'm so glad I learned
how to drive the Shehicle.

You call that driving?

Well, I don't wanna
be late for school.

- [engine revving up]
- [Guy screams]

Stop!

Whoa! What a dream.

[toddler] Or a super nightmare.

Seriously?

Hello? [echoing]

Anybody there?

[alarm rings]

It was like a
super nightmare, dude.

I had the same dream
about the Shehicle.

Can I drive it for realz?

You did? That's weird.
What are the odds?

I know.

Then I woke up with this.

Just in time for picture day.

Vikki Perez!

I'm feeling something.

Danger?

Could be deadly.
[farts]

Guy Hamdon!

Oh-ooh!

Hey!

[girls] Ew!

It was him.

[farting sound]

I'd like you to sit still.

[farting sound]

So would I.

[toddler babbling]

- [toddler giggles]
- [monkey whooping]

Hamdon! That'll be
just about enough!

What are you up to, Hamdon?

[siren blaring]

What's up with your
evil twin brother?

What brother?

I'm so busted.

I can't explain it,
Principal Moorehead.

I don't know what came over me.

Are you sure this isn't a dream?

Ow! You're supposed to
pinch yourself, Hamdon!

Now, you are going to sweep up
every single speck of saw dust

in this wood shop, using this!

But Principal Moorehead!

No buts! More brush!

Look at all this saw dust.

Ah-ha!
This is a job for SheZow!

You go girl!

Hmmm.
There's something missing.

The hideous comb-over!

That's perfect.

[Ina giggling]

Ina baby. Ina bad.

Ina kick your behind.
Laser Lipstick!

Not for long.

Super high heels
don't fail me now.

Watch the cape.

Stay away, dragon breath.

- [door creaks]
- Wow. Stairs that stare back?

[tinkle]

This is whack.

- [roar]
- Speaking of whack.

Holy SheZow!

Whoa!

Huh?

Wow! If I'm dreaming,

this must be
my subconscious mind.

And I rock!

Stop right there, Guy!

Where do you think
you're going?

Over there to explore my mind,
if you don't mind.

We do mind.
You're not going anywhere!

You shall not pass!

Not until you tell us a joke.

Okay, don't get all wound up.

Get it? Wound up?
Jack in the box.

We've heard that one.

Oh, okay. What do you
call a cow with a twitch?

- [both] Oh!
- I don't know.

What do you call a
cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky.

That's it. Laugh your
heads off you jack.

- Ow!
- Watch your step, pal.

Sorry, Mister Cactus.

Don't mind him.
He's just a little prickly.

That's clever.

I don't get it.

[birthday horns]

Somebody having a party
in my head?

Wow, this is rad.

And spooky.

Nightmares are a kooky place.

Crack between time and space.

Filled with facts
about you know who.

The stacked up cows go--

Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo.

c*ck-A-Doodle-Doo!

Oh, I get it.

Is this the part of the
dream where I'm supposed

to learn something about myself?

Better be careful.
It might blow you away.

Wait! What am I
supposed to learn?

[screams]

[thud]

Whoa. Still at school.
Definitely a nightmare.

That's weird.

I know. Your zit is huge.

No, I meant that you're
in your underwear.

[giggling] Baby wanna play.

Don't you know there's
no running in the halls?

[Ina giggling]

[roars]

[breathes heavily]

Aunt Agnes?

It's okay, dear. You're just
having a super nightmare.

You mean I'm safe at home,
asleep?

Not necessarily.
It's a super nightmare.

You're floating somewhere
between real and not real.

Fer-realz?

What is that thing?

That's Baby Scarington.
She represents your worst fears.

Well how do I stop her?

You have to face her.
And remember, dear.

There's a reason why
the ring chose you.

Aunt Agnes, wait.

[Ina roars]

That's it, doll face.
Playtime's over.

You go girl!

[Ina] Knock knock!

Who's there?

Doris.

Doris who?

Doris locked. Open up.

You're funny.

Looking.

Get up. Baby wants to play.

That's it!

Whoa. Time for a
whole new game plan.

Alright, we're gonna run a
double check-down, Fibberlooski

with a screen pass.
Hamdon, you go long.

Got it.

Dude, are you wearing a dress?

Yes, I am. You got
a problem with that?

Ina play!

S-H-E-Z-O-wow!
Gooooo, SheZow!

Yay, me!

Gotcha!

- Hop in!
- Don't mind if I do.

Step on it, Maz.

Follow that psycho-stitched up
demon doll.

Enjoying the ride?

Your zit is She-normous!

- What zit?
- Never mind.

Alright, Baby Scarington,
that's it!

No more Mr. Nice Girl!

Turbo Tweezers!

Time for a touchdown.

Baby?

Get it off me!

My hair.

Stop it! You're not even real!
You're just a she-lusion!

That felt real.

To stop her you
must face her... [echoes]

I get it. Face her.

Alright. Baby Scarington.
Time for beddy-bye.

Uh-oh!

Shut the front door.

Is this really, really real?

[Mrs. H] Guy, I need you to
take out the trash!

Yep. It's real.

What's up?

You know.

That's recyclable.

You're right.

It is.

Look, Maz has rabies.

Watch it, Rover.
This is the yearbook.

Lemme see.

You look like Mega Monkey!

Yeah, well check this out.

Winner of "the biggest zit
I've ever seen" contest.

[Guy] I've seen bigger.

Any last questions about
your family tree projects?

Oh, oh! I know, I know...

From anyone,
besides Kelly Hamdon.

Mrs. Creacher? Is


Only if you live to be boring.

What was that, Mr. Hamdon?

I said this project
has my mind soaring.

Doesn't it though?

When I was your age,

I discovered that my
great-great-great grandmother

won a local beauty contest.

I totally see the
family resemblance.

Thank you. What fascinating
things have you discovered

about your own family history?

That we have one.

He hasn't even started
the assignment.

Well, seeing as your family
history is one and the same

and they're due tomorrow, maybe
you'd better help your brother.

Or you both fail!

Mrs. Creacher hates me!

Yeah. It's hilarious.

Just let me copy your
paper and we're good.

This goes against every bone
in my delicate body, but...

Careful. It's hand written.

Is this gold ink?

Anything happens to this paper

and your family history
ends right here, pal.

I love it when Kelly
does my homework for me.

Shouldn't you be
starting your paper?

Why? I got super speed,
remember?

I got nothing but time.

Hey check out my new
paper shredder.

No!

Huh, maybe it's not
a good idea to

walk around with
this thing turned on.

Oh, no.

I don't think even SheZow can
get you out of this one.

Dude, this isn't about Kelly.

Shemergency!
Shemergency!

What's the haps, Sheila?
I'm kinda busy.

We've got mega trouble
in Megadale.

Mega Monkey is on the attack.

Yeah. Okay, I'm just kinda
pressed for time.

Just point me and fire.

Slow down, sugar shorts.

My scanners indicate that
Mega Monkey

is somewhere back in time,
but I can't get a lock.

You'll have to take the
Shehicle and track him down.

Road trip! Through time.

We'll need snacks.

[thud]

Who are you supposed to be?

I'm Time Travel boy.

Hey! Watch the hair.

I just love the smell
of time travel

in the morning. Don't you?

I didn't even know the
Shehicle could time travel.

It's a brand new app,
never been tested.

So, we're like time
travel guinea pigs?

Oh, that'd be a
good name for a band.

Hang on. It's gonna be
a bumpy ride. Hit it.

[rings]

[both] Wow!

Whoa, it's like the
highway to history.

Yeah, my family history.

Are you related to
every past SheZow?

Uh-huh. It's passed down from
great aunts to great nieces.

That is, until me.

[old horn]
Outta the way! Tourists.

Whoa! I wonder where
that SheZow was going?

Looks like the 1920's.

My scanners are lighting up like
dynamite. Follow that flapper!

[both] Woo hoo-hoo!

Watch out for the pothole!

Brakes! Brakes! Brakes!

That's what I call
a perfect landing.

Just keep your eyes open
for anything unusual.

- [alarm blaring]
- Like that?

Or like that?

She flies?
How come I don't fly?

Stop right there,
you no-good doers.

Drats! We got no chance, boys.

Good job, Miss!

Now, if you'll just come
with me,

I have a special reward
for you back at HQ.

Wow. Times really have changed.

Oops.

Mega Monkey.

Step away from the
flapper, Mega Monkey!

Oh, curse you! How did
you find me here?

Hey! I can fight my own battles.
Yeah!

And as for you two.

Is that, the ring?

If you have the ring...

then you must be
my future niece!

Yeah, about that.

She-yeah!

[Guy and Maz] Wow!

Flora Hamdon, at your service.

She looks exactly like Kelly.

Won't you come by
for some sarsaparilla?

I really wish
we could, Aunt Flora

but we've got a Mega
Monkey to catch.

What's a sassy gorilla?

What's that smell?

Brakes! Brakes! Brakes!

Watch out for the manure!

Ha! Missed it!

[squelch]

Oh! Pooh.

[Abner] You, pretty lady.

I come for revenge.

I think you've confused
me with someone else.

[whistle]

Leave the she-folk alone, Abner!

Make me, sugar!

My name ain't sugar.

But SheZow.

♪ [old west tune] ♪

Any girl knows leather
shrinks in water.

Thanks.

As I live and breathe.
A niece! Shee-haar!

Are you a...

Bearded lady.

If you're looking
for that Monkey fella,

I gave him a good whooping,

but he escaped.

Said something about starting
at the beginning.

Now, if you'll excuse
me, I need a trim.

Maz, we need to bounce
back to the beginning.

[both] Woo hoo-hoo!

Brakes! Brakes! Brakes!

Watch out for the tar pit!

Ha! Stopped just in tim--

Ow!
I think I broke my eyelashes.

Good thing we have
Shehicle insurance.

Hey, where are we anyway?

At the beginning.

You mean somewhere in this place
is the very first SheZow?

Yes. And if Mega Monkey
stops her,

your entire family history
will cease to exist.

Huh! That would really
tick Kelly off.

Why would they even need
SheZow in these times?

[roar]

You had to ask? Run!

Easy, boy. Nice kitty?

[thud]

Thanks.

No prob.

Allow me.

Hey, what's that?

Super She-Slap!

- [dinosaur crying]
- [old SheZow laughs]

- Good one.
- Thanks.

Thanks. I'm SheZow.

My name SheZow too, but friends
call me Sheanderthal. Come.

Come.

Shut the front door!

Dress up box... there.

Cool.

This place is she-riffic!

Thanks. Decorator say
"themed lairs out."

But me like.

Ah, this is what you seek.

Kelly's report? How
did you get this?

A boy from future. Say something
like "Time travel rocks."

Of course. I must have
gone back in time,

then hid the report here before
I accidently shredded it.

Make no sense to me either.
But time not yet invented.

Speaking of time. Your
time ends now, SheZow.

Wow! SheZows. Plural.

This time, I brought minions.

[whooping]

Oh, cute!

They're not cute!
They're vicious.

Vicious, I tell you!

Well, we're not alone, either.

Go, team Maz!

Go, maniacal miniature
mega monkey minions!

Would you look at the time?

I-- I think I left
the coffee pot on.

Shut cave door.

You not leave way you came.

[boing]

[roar]

[Mega Monkey screaming]

[all] Yeah!

Wow!

Before I go, I have to
ask you one question.

You are the very first SheZow.

How did you know you were the
right person to wear the ring?

Ring knows who is meant for.

Always.

- Be good girl.
- See you later!

Bye!

Quite good, but it
lacked imagination.

A minus?

Excellent. It was almost as if

you knew each and every
relative personally.

Almost.

♪ [theme music plays] ♪