01x20 - SheZow for a Day / No Girls Allowed

[bunniefuu]

♪ [theme music plays] ♪

[shots fired]
[alarms blaring]

That's it.

No more mister nice girl.

[roars]

Ramtastic mega-she-kick!

She-diculous knuckle uppercut!

Woo-hahahahahaaaaa!

She ya later, gear-head.

Another she-zaster averted.

This is a total she-zaster!

This is what happens when
SheZow takes the law

into her own sticky
little vinyl gloves!

With countless
city buildings destroyed

and damage in the millions

it seems like SheZow
is leaving a pink

unpleasant taste
in everyone's mouth.

Wow. That went well.

What? You think you
could do better?

Duh. If you'd headed
the Goof Bot
off outside the city

like I suggested none of
this would have happened.

Blah, Blah, Blah.

What's your name,
Little Miss perfect?

Yes, thank you.

Wow! If this is the thanks
I get for saving Megadale

then I'm taking some time off.

- You deserve a vacation, bro.
- Total.

You can't.
SheZow rule number three

clearly states that you are
on call at all times.

[laughing]
Really?

How do I even know that
that's a real rule?

What, is there like a SheZow
rule book or something?

Does this answer
your question?

There's a SheZow rule book?

Why didn't you tell us before?

You didn't ask.

Wow! This page is all about
your She-S-P, dude.

Uh! Check this out.

"Regulation 127B subsection 3C:
How to remove the ring."

She what?

Check it out.

In the event of it being before
or after a day of the week

that ends in the letter "Y."

During any post-Pop-leap year

on the astronomical
calendar of Gladius.

And in the event that
SheZow has a twin sister...

O-M-Triple-G-squared!

SheZow can take off her
Glamazon power ring...

And loan it to said twin
for one day.

[shrieking]
This is un-she-lievable.

You can say that again.

Oh my goddess!
It is so beautiful!

You go girl!

Finally. I am SheZow!

She-Mergency.
She-Mergency.

The Pushy Pirate Posse
is robbing

the MegaBuster Video store!

What's a video store?

My first mission!

Do you want some help?

I'm fine.
Just gotta make sure

my Beautility Belt
is perfectly stocked.

Dude, don't over think it.

Sometime today
would be good.

You better not mess up
my super car, sis.

I'll guide her using my
She-P-S navigational system.

Hold up!
A good SheZow never leaves

the she-lair without
her trusty sidekick.

[groans]

Oh, heck to the no.

Rule number one.
SheZow does not have a sidekick.

Sorry. No ride-alongs.

It's time to get
she-zowie with it.

[tires screeching]

[laughing maniacally]

Grab those new releases and
stash them in your sacks.

- For the long trip...
- Aboard our ship.

And don't forget the snacks.

Didn't you know
video piracy is ill*gal?

Ha! Video Piracy!

That's a good one.

I don't get it.

Well get this.
You are under she-rest.

Run!

Mega-she-lastic super scrun-she.

So much for the
Pushy Pirate Posse.

And now for a little publicity.

Uh, cops? Villains. Captured.

Courtesy of your friendly
neighborhood SheZow.

Now smile and say SheZow.

Sheez!

Excellent crime fighting,
SheZow.

Please tell the public how you--

Uh huh, talk to the police.

They're the real heroes.

She you later!

Somebody pinch me,
I must be dreaming.

Ah! I said pinch, not punch.

There you have it, folks,

Megadale's finest
police officers.

For those of you just tuning in

SheZow has captured the
Pushy Pirate Posse

without destroying any
public property, whatsoever.

Wow! That's awesome.

Looks like Kell's doing
a great job after all.

Yeah. Good for her.

That's great.
I'm really, really, really,
really happy for her.

Yeah. I can tell.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Hold on.

SheZow at your service.

Oh, thank you, SheZow!

She-lighted to help, Ma'am.

Wow. SheZow's taking
care of everything.

Yeah. What's she up to?
Trying to make us look obsolete?

Yeah. What does that mean?

Sheila, I'm updating your
fire wall to protect against

any potential future
cyber threats.

Ooh, now, that is some
she-licious code.

Thank you, Kelly.

You're welcome, Sheila.

You're welcome, Sheila.

Wow! Look at the two
gal pals hanging out.

Wow! Look at the ex-hero,
feeling jealous.

[Sheila laughing]

Whatever.
I was just looking for Maz.

- We're gonna hang.
- All done, SheZow!

Glam rock's all polished
and the-- Oh, hey.

Hey. What's going on?

Oh, well, um, SheZow
said she could really use
my sidekick services.

No, I didn't. He begged.

I did not. I just said please.

Yeah, on your knees.
That's called begging.

She-Mergency.
She-Mergency.

Looks fine to me.
What's the big deal?

There is a 10 percent
chance this tree branch

could start a she-lectric fire.

I've programmed Sheila
to predict when disasters

are likely to happen so I can
stop them before they occur.

[laughing]
That's she-diculous.

No, it's called being perfectly
prepared and thinking ahead.

You go, girl.

Pop star! Let's roll!

Popping to it.

But, dude, we were gonna hang.

So, enjoying your break?

Oh, yeah. Totally. I've got
plenty of cool stuff to do.

I don't need to hang around
with those guys.

So, I'll be seeing you.

Gotta go do some
of that cool stuff

I was telling you about.
Cool stuff.

Hmm. How does everything look
from down there, Pop Star?

Well, if you make a
cut on the branch

right at the trunk,
we should be good.

Roger that.

Laser Lipstick.

Hold on, Pop Star,
I'll get you out.

Okay.

What are you doing?

Huh? Oh, it's you.
The ‘has been'.

SheZow doesn't go around
pruning trees! That's not cool.

Uh, hello,
little help here please.

I got it.

Step aside weakling.

Let somebody
with super strength handle it.

[groaning]

Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have to give a speech

to my fans at SheZow Con.

- Your fans?
- Yep. Gotta fly.

Oooh, gotta fly.
I hope you crash!

[SheZow] The key to my
success is running
advanced computer models.

So I can predict super
problems before they happen.

Great answer! Thank you.

Uh, yes, you there.

Can your laser lipstick slice
through any substance?

Well, I'm not really shertain.

I mean certain.

The laser lipstick is a marvel
of super technology.

It is not a toy.

Oh. Sorry. Excuse me.

Uh do you ever let
really special fans
ride along on missions?

No. Any more questions?

I have a question!

Oh. Okay.

Gimme that.

So, SheZow, I uh, couldn't
help but notice that

you aren't really
that funny anymore.

You're kind of a nerd now.
So what happened?

- Good question.
- Yeah.

- That's true.
- She used to be shelarious.

I'm sorry, we're outta time.

I need to check
my computer models

and make sure I'm prepared
for any potential future crisis.

[roaring]

Did you prepare for that?

No. That wasn't
in my projections.

Oh, great,
I've messed everything up.

I'm a terrible SheZow.

Alright everyone! Police here!

Please exit
in an orderly manner!

I'm not ready for this, Guy!

It's not about being ready, Sis.
It's about kicking some--

Relax!
Pop Star's got you covered!

Haha! Clown!

How do you deal with Pop Star?

What do you mean?

He's got the Goof Bot
right where you want him.

- Really?
- Yeah. Take him out.

How?

I'd go with a supersonic shriek.

Oh, I don't think I can do that.

I know you can.

Must destroy SheZow.

Now, take aim.

Get really mad deep down inside
and scream it out!

I don't think I can do it.

Yes, you can!

No, I can't.

You have to!

Now!

[screams]

I did it!

Told ya you could.
I am so right.

Now gimme that.

Ahh, that's right come to papa.

Don't ya mean mama?

Eh. Whatever.

[Narrator] In the great hall of
the Super Hero Action Guild

there are assembled the world's
four greatest heroes.

Give or take a few.

Glint Eastwood.

With the power
to glint and charm.

Captain XL.

Go big or go home.

Cannonball!

Geek Sheik
and his gadgets galore.

Buff Buddy.

With armpit hair of steel.

Their mission: To protect
mankind while looking cool.

You heard me, Man-kind.

Think you have what it
takes to be Xselsior?

Yes! I totally have what it
takes to be Xselsior!

- Whatever that means.
-Look it up.

I don't know, dude,
they look kinda like--

Male chauvinists?

I'll have to look that up too.

Right after I join Xselsior!

Hmm?

No girls allowed!

The nerve!

Let me try.

And no sidekicks!

The nerve.

Alright Xselsior. That's it.
No more mister nice girl!

Thanks for taking
my case, Legal Cat.

Are you kidding?

The publicity alone
is worth it.

- Well--
- But I'll still need
to be paid.

All rise for the honorable
Judge Patty Cake.

Order in the court!
Let's get this over with.

Xselsior Group present
your evidence.

Your honor.
I move we dismiss this case.

It's a waste
of everybody's time.

And may I say,
how lovely you're looking today.

Case dismissed.

Objection! He's using super
powers on the judge!

Huh? What?

Sustained!

Thank you, your honor.

Do that again and
I will throw the book at you.

Oh, heck, I'm just gonna go
ahead and throw it anyways.

Sorry, that was a gut reaction.

The Xselsior Group
is about tradition.

A manly tradition.

SheZow isn't manly.
Can she do this?

Yuck. Who would want to?

Your honor may I approach
the bench, thank you.

Are you giving up your right
to be represented by counsel?

Ah, yes.

I challenge anyone
in this court to tell me

why SheZow is worthy
of the mantle of Xselsior.

SheZow has great powers and
you need to back off!

Objection. You didn't raise
your hand.

Sustained.

One more outburst and
you're outta here, mortal girl.

Aren't you gonna do something?

Huh? Did the check clear?

Your Honor.

I call to the stand...

The Maz-termind.

Please tell the super court
what it is that you do?

Oh, yeah, uh,
I'm SheZow's sidekick.

And please tell the judge
what you told me earlier.

This mask hurts my eyelashes?

Ah, no. The other thing.

About me.

Oh. His super powers
are awesome.

I mean her powers.

She's super strong, super fast,

and like,
who wouldn't want that?

Exactly.

Thank you by the way.
Anything else you want to add?

Uh, yeah, I have a new web site
for my sidekick business,

a space book page and
you can follow me on--

Your honor, I rest my case.

- Good. So we're done?
- No, your honor!

I call to the stand!

None other than... SheZow!

She-me?

Super strength.

Super speed.

But those
aren't your only powers,

are they, Sheezie-weezie?

No I have many more
awesome powers, Glinty Winty.

Don't make me use them on you.

Your honor,
may I present Exhibit A

the Super Sonic shriek!

How girly is a supersonic
shriek, your Honor?

So so.

And if that's not girly enough,
here's Exhibit B,

the heavy handed super she slap?

Even more girly.

That left a mark for weeks.

And that's one of
the best powers ever.

I can just whap away people
who bother me. It's great.

That does feel good. I know.

Okay, then, what about
Exhibit-- What was it?

A, B, oh yeah-- C!

Laser Lipstick?

I mean, come on, people.
Laser lipstick?

That has girly
written all over it.

SheZow is not Xselsior material.

[gasps]

Order.

I will not have my court room
made a mockery of.

I will not have my court room
made a mockery of.

What is the meaning of this?

It's SICK! The Society of
Incredibly Callous Kriminals.

I'll handle it.

Never fear,
the Xselsior Group is here!

SICK! Attack!

Face plant!

Ah, excuse me. Hello?

Oh, how rude?

Can you hear me now?

Sorry, you've been disconnected.

Mocktopus is all mine, Glint.

Step aside, SheZow.
Let a man handle this.

That's she-scusting.

You're not kidding, sister.

What is it?

What is it?

Seriously Mocktopus?

I sure hope
the boss is satisfied

with my giant
spit bubble. Yikes!

Is it an earthquake?

It's Megamonkey.

You're all trapped!

Well, guess what. So are you.

Megamonkey didn't say nothing
about this part of the plan.

Did he fool?

I do not know. I have a
hard time with his accent.

Excellent spit bubble,
Spit Bubble.

Stronger than steel.
Your best work ever.

Awwww shucks.

Uh oh.

Buckle up, you silly salivator!
It's gonna be a clumpy ride!

Oh, no, we're heading straight
for Mount Magma.

He can't do that!

I haven't won my case yet!

Men of Xselsior, do your thing!

Well that
was completely pointless.

Foolish heroes.

You cannot fight evil with
manliness alone.

Members of SICK, unite!

Huh. Okay. I'm out.

We're almost over
Mount Magma!

SheZow, our fate is in
your hands, it's all up to you!

Don't worry, I got this.

Boomerang brush!

Wait a sec.

Laser Lipstick.

So girly.

Now with super gyration
SheZow rotation!

Hurry SheZow, faster!

You can do it, SheZow!

SheZow. SheZow. SheZow.

SheZow. SheZow. SheZow.

Now, to finally be rid of
all super beings but me!

Even me?

Especially you.

I was afraid of that.

Nice try Mega Monkey.

Too late for your
she-roics, SheZow!

[groaning]

Not today Mega Monkey!

I have a trial to win!

No, no, no!

That wasn't in my plan!

Is it me or is it getting
hot in here?

Curse you, SheZow!

All right. Move along.
Nothing to see here.

Judge Patty Cake!

The world wants to know--
What is your decision?

You people should be
ashamed of yourselves.

This isn't a circus.

- It isn't?
- Oh, bummer!

- Oh great.
- Let's get out of here.

Look. I don't know why
SheZow wants to join

your ridiculous old club,
but she does,

so you should let her in.

You'd be lucky to get her.

Yeah, SheZow is the coolest

superhero around,
male or female.

Yeah, shame on you,
for judging a person

by the length of their hair or
the cut of their costume or

the kind of powers they have.

- We agree.
- What?

That fight was awesome!
You're in!

Well.

You know what?

I already have super friends.

And I wouldn't join your silly
old club even if you paid me.

We'll pay you.

How much?

SheZow!

Just kidding.

♪ [theme music plays] ♪