01x26 - Supernatural History // Dudepow Returns

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[Curator]
Aladdin's flying carpet,
Neptune's magical Trident

and the illustrious
x-ray glasses.

These are but a few
of the impressive artifacts
housed here

at the Museum
of Supernatural History.

What's that cool
thing on the wall?

This rarity is none other than

the famous magic mirror
from fairy tales.

Say hello, Milford.

Hello, Milford.

[laughing]

Oh, don't be a smart glass.

Sorry, I just wanted to make
sure Thor's shovel worked.

Oh, it works alright.
You can be Thor of that.

Ooh. That was bad, dude.

Young man, do not touch the
artifacts. They're priceless!

Thor's shovel?
I thought Thor had a hammer.

- It wasn't available.
- [Maz] Madame Curator?

Excuse me, but what is this
thing? It's making me hungry.

Oh, that, my dear,
is the Phony Baloney

the only known phone that allows
superheroes to call ghosts.

What the what?

Now, if you'll follow me
into the next gallery

I will be showing you
a spinning wheel

that spins ordinary straw
into milk shakes.

Alright, the ghost is clear.
I mean coast.

Now to call Aunt Agnes
on the old Phony Baloney.

I have a few SheZowey questions
I've been dying to ask her.

Don't use that word.

Hello? Hello? Huh, nothing.

Maybe you have to be SheZow
for it to work.

Ah, good point. You go, girl!

Nice signal. How many bars?

[Woman]
Operator. Go ahead, please.

Uh, yeah. I'd like to speak
to my aunt, Agnes Monroe.

I wanna talk to her too.

Please enjoy the music
while your party is reached.

[hold music playing]

No way. They put me on hold.

Yaw, giddy up! Let's bust a rug!

Whoa, dude, nice weave.

I've always wanted
one of these things.

I know. Me too!

It's cushy.
Has a really smooth ride.

It's got air shocks.

I just hope it has brakes!
Look out!

Whoa!

Nice landing. Good carpet.

Holy SheZow, check me out.

Wow, this must be
a future SheZow exhibit.

- Ya think?
- This is the best museum ever.

I'm not so sure about that.
Look.

Yeah. So. It's an artsy stand
for my power ring.

How convenient!

Wait a minute. The ring's
magically stuck on my finger.

There's no way
I can take it off.

Not as long
as you're alive, anyway.

Maybe I could
blast it off for you.

Well, that sure came
from outta nowhere!

What is her glitch?

I don't know but I'm about
to beat it out of her.

[whistles]

You guys get outta here.
Giddy-up carpet. Yaw!

Alright Madame Curator, that's
it! No more Mister Nice Girl!

You make one more move, SheZow
and it's shovel time. Got it?

You know what, Madame Curator

you can just
drop the 'tude, ya old rude.

I must have your
power ring in order

to complete my collection
of supernatural artifacts.

Now, give it to me.

Ha-ha-ha! That's so not
gonna happen it's funny.

Don't you think it's funny?

Oh, somebody's ticklish.

Stop it!

Woo-hoo, let's ride,
you radical rug.

Fly like a beagle!

Don't you mean eagle?

Your name's Milford
the Magic Mirror, right?

I also go by Triple M. M-Cubed.
Sometimes M and M and M.

[Maz]
Well, I'm Lost & Found Boy!

But my friends call me L and F.

Well, thank goodness you've
come. We must stop the curator.

You don't like her either?

No. She's secretly evil and
I hate people who are two faced.

Oh, yeah! Well, I don't give
a sassafras what you think!

Oopsie, poor little SheZow

has pricked her finger
on a spinning wheel

and now her power ring
shall be mine!

Freaky fairytales!

I thought you said
your spinning wheel
spun straw into milk shakes.

Well, I have a bunch of them.

This spinning wheel
makes you sleep.

I have another one that makes
coffee. They're a dime a dozen.

I got a big old fork, lady
and I'm not afraid to use it.

Young man, do not touch the
artifacts! They're priceless!

So is the look on your face!
Hit her, Lost and Found boy!

Oh, poo!

Oh, you poor thing.

Here, hopefully some SheLac
will she-vitalize you.

Oh, no. This is horrible.
What am I gonna do?

In case of emergency, break
glass slipper and make wish.

Huh! I'm down with that.

I wish SheZow
would wake up right now.

You asked for it, punk!

Huh? SheZow? You're awake!

But that's impossible!

Are you shocked, Madame Curator?

Oh, looks like ya are.

Look at all the pretty colors.

- Nice shot, L and F.
- Thanks, it's a gift.

Sup, Milford, how's my hair?

Hero, hero, fairest are thou.
Power and beauty
are yours, SheZow.

Wow, that was good!

I'm a poet and I know it.

Oh, SheZow?

I've got a special
little ray g*n here

with your name
written all over it.

What's it say,
Smart and Gorgeous?

No, it's called a Bad Hair Ray.

Great disco diva!

Holy Mohawk!

Oh, bee-hive!

Does it look as bad as it feels?

Yes.

Stop it! These bad hair-dos
will destroy her!

Yeah, duh, that's kind of the
point, kid. Now get off me.

Once destroyed,
SheZow's power ring will be

the crown jewel
in my famous collection.

Haven't you been listening?
Now...

Say cheezy, Sheezy.

Whoa!

Huh?

Yes! Right in the chops.

Aunt Agnes?

Did somebody call a ghost?

Yes! Welcome back.

Oh, I can't believe
it's really you.

Whoa. Perfect timing.

There are two SheZows?
Oh, this is good.

Alright, let's get
SheZowie with it.

Ah! Yes! I'm she-vitalized!

Aunt Agnes,
I've been dying to talk to you.

Same here.

Dude, go ahead, ask her.

Oh, yeah, Aunt Agnes.
I've always really wanted
to know if you--

Yes, dear. I wanted you
to have the power ring.

You did? But, why?

I'm a boy and SheZow
has always been a girl.

Ah! Boy, schmoy,
that doesn't matter.

You're the best person for the
job. And you know why?

Because I'm an overly charming
extremely handsome super genius?

Nope.

Because you think like a villain
and you're innovative.

Nice touch,
adding a sidekick by the way.

That's me.

And Kelly, you are what we
in the super business
call a facilitator.

A facilitator?

You organize the super work.

Which is equally as important
as the super work itself.

Ha! Did you hear that?
Equally important.

[rumbling]

Holy SheZow!

Nice catchphrases, everyone.

Too bad you won't have a chance
to use them again.

And who knew
there were two SheZows.

Did you, Milford?

Yeah, you might
want to catch up.

No matter. I'll have two rings
for my collection now!

Leave my peeps alone!

Gotcha.

See ya later, Curator!

Air command, this is fork on a
rug, we are locked on target.

Mecha-Derm, attack!

Aunt Agnes, I have an idea
on how to take out the Curator.

Hit me with the Bad Hair Ray.

No, I meant zap me with it.

Oh. Alright.

Uh, how she-diculous.

Ha! She-larious.

Hey. Now, we're talking.

Maz, Kelly, shield your eyes!

Madame Curator! Meet SheeDusa!

Aren't I his-terical?

Great meddling mythology! No!

Yay. Hated her.

Good job, sweetheart.

Thanks. You too.
Not bad for a ghost.

Wow! This thing rocks!

Young man! Do not touch the
artifacts! They're priceless!

- [Boy] Help, it's laser bees!
- [Man] Run!

I wish I had worn
more sensible shoes!

Look!

[buzzing]

Boomerang brush!

Big bad mega rad
insect she-pellant!

[coughing]

Oh, I feel a little shelirious.

Uh-oh. Sock it to me Broseph!

DudePow?
What are you doing here?

I need your help
in my dimension right now!

Uh-yeah. I'm a busy little bee
right now. Sorry, no can do.

If I help you, will you help me?

Deal! Quick! Grab that jar!

I think we're gonna
need a bigger jar.

Or... smaller bees.

She-rink-a-dink
in punishing pink!

Screw a lid on that.

I hate laser bees.

Who doesn't?

Come on, girl. We gotta bounce.

Dude-portal activate now.

Follow me.

Your dimension looks
just like mine, dude.

I thought it'd
be all crazy different.

Nope. Whoa!

Holy SheZow!

Help it's a giant monkey!

Thanks for clarifying.

That's right mortals,
run with your tiny legs.

Megamonkey? What's he
doing in your dimension?

And why's he so huge?

Right? That's why I need
your help. He's your villain.

Don't worry. I'll she-liminate
him. Stand by.

- [Man 1] Seminar's over.
- [Man 2] I want a refund.

And I was having a breakthrough.

Alright, banana breath!
What are you up to?

Banana breath?

But I brushed my teeth.

But if you must know

I am searching
for the Wonder Melon.

When did you switch
to melons? I thought you
were all about bananas.

The Wonder Melon
is a source of unequalled
power in our dimension.

Well, where is this wacky melon?

Nobody knows for sure.

Your macho friend
is correct, SheZow.

And once I possess
the Wonder Melon,

I shall control multiple
dimensions simultaneously

and you shall feel my fury!

What does that feel like?

Like this.

You had to ask.

Alright. That's it.
No more Mister Nice Girl.

Let's do the old hop, trip
and a jump routine, okay?

She-riffic idea.

Hey, Megamonkey,
I hope you have a nice trip.

You know the one you booked
on tuh-ripping out dot com?

Oh, thank you.

But wait.
I'm not going anywhere.

Oh, that's what you think.

Mighty Mega Monkey Slam!

See ya next fall!

Alright you cheeky monkey. Time
to bring you back down to size.

She-rink-a-dink
in punishing pink!

What? Wait! No!

Oh, curse you, SheZow.
I was so enjoying being giant.

Yeah, what's up with that?

Well you try being
named Megamonkey
when you're this short,

then you'll understand.

Oh. Yeah. Okay. I get it.

T.T.F.N...

super dorks.

Oh, no you don't!

Ooh, that sucks.

Note to self. Never stick your
head inside a closing portal.

There you are, SheZow. Oh, dear.

Sheila, I need your help.
My hair's a total mess.

That's hair?

Ha-ha. Shelarious.
I need some She-Lac.
I didn't bring any with me.

I'll send some right over.

You okay?

Yeah, I'm just a little
jumpy around portals now.

Yay! Portal ride, all the way!
Woo-hoo!

Kelly! Beardimus!
Am I glad to see you?

Special She-Lac
shelivery for SheZow.

Say that three time fast.

- Hey, DudePow.
- What's shaking?

Yes! Now, that's
some good stuff!

- Are you ready to go
monkey hunting?
- Let's do this!

I'm digitizing
all known core samples

of the Wonder Melon
for your review, Dudly.

He-riffic,
now I can run a tracker

on the energy signature.
Thank you, Kellie.

So I turned to Mocktopus
and said "sucker."

Whoa careful, Maize!

Oops, sorry.

Hey, Maize.
Cool sidekick costume.

What do you think of my costume?

Mm-hmm.

I made it myself.

Yeah, I can tell.

Okay.

Kelly, meet, Kellie.
This is my bro.

Hi.

Hello bro.

- So, you're the alternate me?
- Uh-huh.

- Wanna hang?
- Uh-huh.

Don't talk much do you?

Ha! That's all she does is-- Ow!

He-mergency.
He-mergency.

Megamonkey has possession
of the Wonder Melon

and he is en route
to the Lake of Fire.

Oh, no, we're too late.

Actually you're not.
The Wonder Melon's powers

can only be activated
at the Lake of Fire.

Come on, we'll cut him off.
Let's bounce.

Sidekicks! Let's roll.

I'll just uh,
hang here with Kelly.

Yeah, we'll hold down the fort.

What else are you
gonna hold, hands?

Get in that portal
before I close it on your head.

At long last,
I have thee, my precious.

And once I utter the incantation

nothing in the world
will separate us!

Except maybe that.

You really shouldn't go
around talking to
magic fruit, Megamonkey.

Yeah, it looks kinda silly.

Especially if it
starts talking back.

Now give yourself up before we
get all bamo on your butt, dude.

Oh, alright.

I have been a bad boy,
a malevolent monkey

a pathetic primate,
a challenging chimpanzee.

Well, that was easy.

Yes. Please accept
my sincerest apologies, DudePow,

along with this
token of my shame.

Oh, no, Destructionite.

What's wrong?
Does the DudePow not abide?

You leave him alone,
Megamonkey, or else...

Take one more step and the
Destructionite touches his face.

No.

It will eradicate him.
So, it's up to you, SheZow.

Destroy your friend
or do exactly as I say.

Alright. Just what is
it that you want?

Seriously? The melon?
You just took it a minute ago?

Oh yeah I, I knew that.

Trade?

I normally don't bargain
with interdimensional villains,
Megamonkey.

Oh, you should try it sometime,
it's the latest craze.

You can have the stupid
old blunder melon!

Oh no, it's Destructionite.
Her one weakness.

This is really bad.
What are we gonna do?

First, we label you a wuss.

[Kelly] Beardimus?
Come in. Do you read?

What? Huh? Who's there?

I'm in your ear.

Oh. Hey. Wassup.

Kellie just discovered
something amazing about
SheZow and DudePow.

Really? Spill it.

Bye-bye Destructionite.

Wonder Melon, Wonder Melon,
with your seeds
of power in my hands.

Unleash your mythical might
into me thy humble vessel!

Iam est vicis pro melonas oot
poematis meehee universus!

Oh, that was a blast.

Not so fast,
you she-diculous fool!

Now, now Megamonkey,
old buddy, old pal...

can't we talk this over?

Only if you speak Zap-anese!

Ha-ha, check me out.
Now, I am truly mega.

Once I destroy both
of you super fools,
there will be no stopping me.

No stopping me now.

I'm gonna rule the dimensions
with an iron paw.

I'm the biggest baddest leader
that you ever saw.

Nothing can stop me now. Ha ha!

You sure about this?

Yes, Just do it.

Wha-wha-what,
now what just happened?

- We did.
- We did.

Uh, hello, with a little help.

Thank you. That rocks.

- That tickles.
- Our turn.

I'm going to take
a little nap now.

We're so awesome.

We should have our own show
called SheZow and DudePow.

How about DudePow and SheZow?

No.

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