01x13 - When th*gs Attack / There Is No "I" Groceries

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Scaredy: [humming]

[Yawns]

[Bones crack as he stretches]

Another stacktabulous day at the stash "n" hoard.

Hey, buck. Hey, hatton.

I'm trying to put together a company hug-that-tree team.

You in?

Co-workers: [murmuring and grumbling]

How 'bout you, mildred?

Dislocated hip. [Belches loudly]

I'll put you down for designated hugger.

Dave: hey, scare,

Wanna come over to my place for movie night?

"Weather: the movie?"

[Loud thunderclap]

You know me so well.

C'mon, I'll buy the popcorn.

You know my tummy so well.

Oh, hi, nestor. Can I just pop in for a sec?

Nestor: we're closed.

Yeah, but I just wanna get some popcorn.

And since we're all part of the same big happy team,

I thought- [laughing]

That was a good one!

Most of the time I can't stand you,

But that was funny! [Laughing]

Wanna sign up for the hug-that-tree team?

Nestor: [loud belly laugh]

[Sighs heavily]

Guess we could just grab some rice cakes at my house.

Why do you hate me?

[Buzzing] huh?

Scaredy: another grocery store?

When did they build that?

Who cares? It's open 24/7!

I don't know... Shopping at the competition?

I need something to pour all this butter on.

Don't make me drink it.

I'll drink it, scaredy.

Okay, okay. Just this once.

[Slurps]

Hey, let me give you a hand.

If there's anything else I can do for you,

Just give me a call on my home number.

By the way, you look fantastic.

Scaredy: wow.

[Laughing]

Dave: lame.

Goatee nestor: you! Squirrel!

What are you standing around here for?

Oh, i-i-i just needed some popcorn.

But of course.

Voila.

[Carts rattle]

[Cash register whirs and beeps]

Grocery-topia!

Scaredy: it was awesome.

Everyone was smiling and working together.

Nestor: sounds like a bunch of hippies.

It was teamwork!

Think about how happy this place would be

If we were like that.

We pay you to be unhappy.

It's true. [Burps loudly]

Momma: nestor!

What are you doing in here?!

We're mid-pickle inventory!

Scaredy was shopping at the sorta fresh store!

He what?!

I hate that place!

They have line-ups around the block!

They even have line-ups to get into their line-ups.

And their boss...

Not a handsome woman.

Are you gonna fire scaredy?

I think you should fire him.

You're fff-fantastic!

Wha?! [Squawk]

Way to scout out the competition.

Tell me, what's their secret?

Well, they seem to work well together.

You know, like a team.

So if we're teamier, we'll crush them!

That's not exactly what I mea-

That settles it!

Everyone come in on your day off!

The squirrel's gonna teach you about this team thingy!

Employees: [grumbling] momma: or else!

Nestor: but don't ya think...

I mean, I am the assistant depu-

Can it! Manager.

[Growling]

Heh-heh! Go team?

[Owl hoots]

Employees: [yawning]

[Music plays]

Oh, please, no.

Scaredy: hey, teamies!

Who's ready to team build?

I saaaaaaaid...

Nestor: we heard you.

Okay, good! Good listening!

Look! Scaredy made hats!

Mildred: I missed hot yoga for this?

Yes!

I've put together a program

That will get us working together

Like a machine.

A machine of awesome,

That runs on awesome juice.

Sounds awesome.

That's the spirit!

C'mon, let's spin the wheel of working together!

[Whirs]

Dave: tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic... Tic...tic...tic.

Scaredy: ooooooooooh! Potato sack relays!

Yeah, potatoes. Tons of fun.

Look, I'm gonna do some real work.

But your mom said that-

Nestor: if the rest of you wanna waste your time

With these little games, be my guest.

Scaredy: but we're all... [Door slams]

Part of the same team.

That's okay,

More team building for the rest of us, right?

Dave, prepare the potato sacks!

[Mumbling]

Go team!

[Angry mumbling]

Aaaagh!

Aaaagh!

Buck: aghhhh!

Ow! Unnnnnggggh.

[Wheel whirs]

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[Jackhammer rattles]

Go team!

[Whirs]

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Oh...

Ungh!

Gahh!

[Loud clank] [slurps drink]

[Tiredly] go team.

[Whirs]

Where did the team go?

Dave: ahhhhhhhhhh!

[Loud crash]

Um, anybody here?

We've got a whole wheel of fun stuff to do.

Hello? Echo, echo, echo, echo...

[Wind gusts]

Huh. Not a bad price for imported tumbleweed.

[Knocks] hey, nestor.

Have you seen anyone? Nestor?

Uh... Whatcha all doing?

Nestor: clearly, everyone was drawn

To the true leader of the store...

Moi.

It was the only place we could hide

From your team-building.

[Laughs]

You mean you'd rather sit in here

Than work together out there?

Nobody likes nestor,

But at least he doesn't make us do stuff.

Yeah! Oh...

But don't you want to be a big happy team,

With the fun and the team-i-ness?

[Sighs] are you sure?

Really sure?

Really, really, really sure?

All right. [Sniffs] if you're sure.

[Crying]

He sure took that well.

Mildred: can we go home now?

No! Everyone's staying here until momma returns.

She needs to see that everyone likes me

Better than scaredy.

Yeah, but we don't actually-

You like me!

[Sighs]

Dave: tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic, tic, tic, tic... Tic.

Wah-wah.

I wonder how hard it is to grow a goatee?

[Sighs]

[Employees chatter happily]

[Sighs] new life, here I come.

[Humming]

Goatee nestor: and I'd just like to personally thank all of you

For your fantastic teamwork today.

Now for our next order of business:

Our plan is to work together to...

Take down the stash "n" hoard.

What? He can't mean that literally.

As you can see from this slide,

I mean that literally.

The tunnel to the stash "n" hoard

Is almost complete.

Uh...

Goatee nestor: and since it's their day off,

We can go over there and... Sluuuuuurp!

Yank the store down from underground.

All that teamwork practice is finally going to pay off.

[Evil laugh]

Goatee employees: teamwork! Teamwork! Teamwork! Teamwork!

Goooooooooooo team!

Noooooooo team.

What was that?

[Gasps]

Goatee nestor: come on, show yourself.

I know you're back there.

Are you gonna come join the meeting?

I have to...go... Wax my mustache.

Wait a minute.

I haven't waxed my mustache today either.

Aaggggghhh!

Sorry! Excuse me! Pardon me! Heads up!

Hatton: uh... Anyone know any jokes?

Mildred: [belches loudly]

I'd rather be playing scaredy's lame games

Than sitting around being bored in here.

Totally. Lame beats boring.

No way!

We're all going to work together to....

Not become a team.

Guys! I'm sorry.

I was wrong. Teamwork can be evil!

No one's gonna listen to...

What-in-the-team- in-the-who-work?

The other store isn't awesome, it's anti-awesome.

It's the opposite of awesome.

It's emosewa.

I'm so confused.

They're digging a tunnel over here right now

To take down the store!

Literally?

That's what I said!

Buck: ahhhhhhhh!

Mildred: run for your lives! Hatton: save ourselves!

Buck: ahhhhhhhh!

Can't you see this is

Just another one of scaredy's stupid team-building games?

No, it's true.

Nestor: come on, he's trying to trick us into working together!

Hey! I thought it was your day off.

Sorta fresh... Attack!

[Squawks]

Not on our watch.

Everyone, man your veggie stations!

Mildred: run for your lives!

[Angry yelling] get' em!

Arrgh!

Agghhh!

[Angry yelling]

[Fruits whoosh]

Ahhh!

Dave: [wails like a siren]

[Loud crash]

[Slap]

[Baguettes clank like swords]

Ow!

You do not mess with the stash "n" hoard!

[Pained groans]

[Cheering]

Hey, nice work!

Hatton: way to take one for the team!

Scaredy: well, we finally came together when it mattered most.

And I learned that facial hair is evil.

Momma: what happened here?!

The staff of the sorta fresh

Was planning an attack and so-

It was me, momma!

I brought everyone together as a team

And saved the store.

You didn't save the store, nimrod.

You destroyed it!

[Loud crash]

Yeah, but... And then...

Momma: because of you,

Everyone's spending the rest of their day off

Cleaning up this mess!

Scaredy shopped at the sorta fresh!

Never again. Trust me, never again.

Whatever. Stopped caring.

[Angry grumbling]

[Nervous laugh]

Go team?

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Aaaand... You're it! Ha-ha!

Whoa! Hah! Wuh!

This game is faster with dave.

[Beeping] huh?

[Gasps] I've got mail!

Huh. Guess I'm it.

"No touch-backs."

That's ominous.

[Spray hisses]

And that's why I've always organized my socks

On a tuesday.

Oh, okay, yeah. Good chat. [Gasps]

[Gasps]

What's going on?

[Quivers]

[Gasps] who did this to you?

Teen rabbit: they're zits!

Dave! Dave!

Ah ah ah!

[Sighs] I love the classics.

Dave, have you been seeing strange spots around town?

Not unless you count my toaster

Coming down with spotsolitus.

Don't die on me.

[Whistle blows as temperature rises]

Ahhh! She has a fever.

Oh, and a toaster pastry.

No, dave,

These spots were painted by someone,

Just like the ones I saw.

I've plotted the spots

On this map of balsa city,

And look!

They're getting closer and closer

To the stash "n" hoard!

Old bird: spots you say?

Perfectly round?

Shape of an evil pyramid?

Do you know what they mean?

Do i? No, seriously, do i?

My memory's not what it used to be.

Ah, wait! Yes, I do.

And...

They're the symbol

For the most notorious g*ng of th*gs

Who ever thugged around these parts.

It's their way of warning us to clear out.

'Cause when they show up

They'll eat everything in sight!

[Growls]

[Belches]

Old bird: and they call themselves... The lady th*gs.

And...then it gets kinda weird.

It seems to me they're on their way

To gobble up this store. [Makes gobbling sounds]

I'm outey!

We're done for!

He was probably just exaggerating.

I'm sure whoever's coming is just a bit hungry,

That's all.

I remember it much creepier than that.

I'll just tell nestor all about it

And then we'll be prepared.

[Teeth chatter]

No. I don't want to clean my room

And you can't make me.

I don't want to hear any of your sass.

Agh! Oh! Ugh! This is my puppet show!

[Knock on door]

[Clears throat] engage.

Why are you looking at my feet?

Scaredy: why are your feet looking at me?

[Nervous giggle]

Look, I heard this group of "lady th*gs"

Is coming to the store

And they may be really hungry so...

Hmm... Okay. th*gs you say?

All right, I'll see what I can do.

You're... Actually listening to one of my suggestions?

I'll handle it.

I am the assistant deputy manager!

[Bemused laughter]

Filed under... Thoughts from scaredy!

Another potential problem solved

With measured reasoning and sound judge- agghh!

[Panicked screams]

Dave, what's going on?

I sorta kinda told everyone about the lady th*gs

And that they're gonna eat all our stuff and us.

That guy didn't say anything about eating us.

Listen, he said a lot of things;

I said a lot of things.

Let's not place blame here.

I heard they stole all the food

From the sorta fresh!

Dave: lock up the food in the basement!

I heard they don't want food,

They only eat brains!

Dave: hide our brains in the basement!

I heard they braid your hair

And make you slow dance with them!

Dave: set up a dance floor in the basement!

Guys, come on.

This is getting out of hand.

Let's just come up with a plan, and-

I heard they eat plans for breakfast!

I heard it's brunch!

Well... I heard the lady th*gs never go into the staff rooms

And they don't hurt anyone who listens politely.

Scaredy: all right, listen up, guys.

There are a lot of rumours going around,

But we don't really know much about these visitors.

We know they have horns and fangs,

And their fangs have eyes that sh**t lasers.

[Panicked gasps] I heard.

You don't know. They might.

Listen, if we just talk to them...

I ain't talking.

If you speak to them they steal your soul!

I'll do the talking.

Crowd: sacrifice scaredy! Sacrifice scaredy!

Sacrifice scaredy!

Scaredy: [uneven frightened breathing]

Remember your brain protector?

Check!

Remember your delicious peace offering?

Check!

Remember your charming smile?

That's the best you've got? Really?

[Stampeding footsteps] both gasp]

Dave: ahhhhhhhhhhh!

Murphy: who's in charge here?

H-h-hello?

Murphy: down here, big guy.

We're the lady th*gs and we're wicked hungry.

Awwww, you're actually really cute.

[Loud thuds, pained grunts]

Murphy: c'mon, girls, let's hit this joint.

Scaredy: but I thought we could discuss and then-

[Loud crunch]

[Marching thuds]

I brought you this.

For us?

Nobody's ever given us food before.

Look! It even has a mini travel mug!

And is that... Zucchini loaf?

Homemade.

For a big fat hairy doofus, you ain't so bad.

Problem solved!

And much sooner than I thought.

See how simply talking it out can-

Remember the plastic sporks?

Check. [Loud splat]

Oops! I'm gonna say walnut.

I stepped on a walnut?

Her name was bernadette.

Ugh. That hurts wicked bad.

Owww!

It was an accident. Mini-first aid kit?

And to think I was gonna write you

A charming thank-you note for this picnic.

What is everyone doing out here?

Oh, scaredy, are these the "th*gs"

You were talking about?

Really tough looking. [Squawks]

[Loud thuds, pained grunts]

Guys! Uh, gals! th*gs!

Um, we should really talk.

The time for talking is over.

I can make you up another picnic basket.

I know where we keep all the best food.

Oh, you do, do you?

Ladies! [w*r cry]

[Battle cheer]

Noooooooo!

I told scaredy those th*gs were trouble.

But would he listen? No. [Squawking]

I'm saving my pal and nothing's gonna stop me!

Ow!

Except them. Maybe they'll stop me.

Hey there.

I think we got off on the wrong foot.

Too soon. Too soon.

That's not what I meant.

Murphy: well, well, well.

If it ain't sleeping beauty.

Scaredy: why are you keeping me here?

'Cause you're gonna tell us

Where this store keeps the emergency melon reserves.

What?

There's more where this came from.

C'mon, tell us.

[Giggles] it feels like butterfly kisses!

It's supposed to be t*rture.

Work with me here.

Nestor: [crying]

Momma's not gonna be happy!

Whyyyyy me?

That's it. I'm going in.

[Sings a theme song] ♪ du-du-du du

♪ Do du-du-du du-du

What's that?

Theme song.

♪ Dave dave-dave dave dave

♪ Dave dave dave-dave

♪ Dave dave-dave-dave dave

♪ Dave dave dave dave-dave

♪ Dave, dave!

I'm gonna kick some bug butt and save my friend.

Right after this zucchini loaf.

How about this?

Nope.

This? Uh, slightly uncomfortable, I guess.

Grrrr.

Hello, fellow ladybugs,

Who are clearly the same kind of bug as me.

I am here to relieve you.

Really? Who sent you?

Uh... Lieutenant... Stuffinsomethin.

[Gasps] lieutenant stuffinsomethin.

Why didn't you say so? Fall out, ladies!

I'm not finished with you.

Dave! I can't believe that worked.

C'mon, let's go!

Wait, lieutenant stuffinsomethin retired two weeks ago!

[Gasps]

[Angry yelling]

Ahhhh!

[Hard clattering thump]

[Swallows] thanks, buddy!

Well, I guess that's that.

Time to start our new lives.

Scaredy: no, we have to save the stash "n" hoard.

Isn't that nestor's job?

[Sobbing]

C'mon. I've got a plan. We're going back in.

Hey, murphy,

You found the big furry guy yet?

Naw! Forget about him.

We're gonna eat this store bare,

And ain't nobody gonna stop us.

I'll be knee deep in a rutabaga

If you need me.

If we learned anything today,

It's that rumours can get out of control

And cause panic.

Wait.

We didn't learn that at all.

The lady th*gs were just as bad as the rumours.

Just read the script.

Scaredy: hey, I heard the dragonfly guys are headed to this store.

What?

Dave: and they're gonna eat every last lady thug they see.

Really? You heard that?

Dave: I heard they only eat lady brains.

[Both scream]

Dave: I heard they're ten feet tall.

What?

Dave: I heard they're mostly impolite!

I hear they breathe fire!

Well, I hear they're made of fire.

Murphy: let's get out of here! Leave the food!

Save yourselves! Ahhhhhhhhhh!

th*gs: ahhhhhhhhhhh!

We did it, buddy. We saved the store!

All thanks to lying!

Well, I wouldn't exactly put it like...

Dragonfly guy: we're the dragonfly guys.

Prepare for braiding; we're going dancing!

Huh? [Nervous laugh]