02x03 - It's Not Easy Begin Green / Hammock Havoc

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[Whirring]

This is gonna be perfect!

See, dave?

That's how you trim a sandwich.

Awesome.

What are you doing with your crusts?

Want me to hide them under the couch?

That's where I put mine.

[Laughs]

Dave, the crust is the most nutritious part!

I'm feeding them to richard.

The annual soilmasters plantorama show

Is this weekend!

Already. Another year. [Snap fingers] gone.

And this is the year that richard's gonna win!

Wasn't last year the year richard was going to win?

Or was it the year before?

The competition has been fierce

The last few years.

Crowd: [impressed] oh! [Applauds]

Crowd: [murmurs unimpressed]

[Plant roars, everyone screams]

[Applause]

[Sighs]

He's always lost to bigger plants.

So for the last month he's eaten nothing but crusts

And this yumalicious plant-grow food.

This is the year!

Yeah! This year for sure!

Probably not, but for sure!

Scaredy: richard, it's measuring time!

Show me what you got!

What? That's two days with no growth!

How could this happen?

The plant food comes with a guarantee!

If yumalicious doesn't make your plant grow

We'll apologize. There's a number.

[Dials and phone rings]

Recorded voice: we're sorry. [Dial tone]

Okay, good. They kept their promise.

Yep. And there's always next year.

Yeah, I guess. Sorry, richard.

It looks like... No.

This is the year!

It's time to get some help from my good friend, science!

I'm going to invent the greatest

Plant growth potion ever made!

And I'll try to help,

But mostly just get in your way!

Hmm.

Scaredy: ginger root. Baby carrots.

Organic kelp and rain from the jungles of brazil.

This plant potion's gonna be awesome!

Dave: ooh...

I brought some plant growing ingredients too.

Uh-kay... Uh, whatcha bring?

Root beer. It has the word root in it.

What else?

Dave: some really good stuff.

Three eggs. [Crack] ugh...

Two eggs.

Half a can of soup.

Hmm... This might be a muffin or dirt.

[Licks]

Ugh! It's a dirty muffin.

Let's do this!

Uh, sorry, dave.

But your lunch box is no friend to science.

Science seems pretty judgmental.

[Sizzles] agh!

Oops!

Oh no! I could never use this crazy potion on richard...

Dave!

Done!

Scaredy: [gasp]

He looks okay. Right? Right?

I'd better call the plant poison control hot line.

[Dials, phone rings]

Hi, margaret, it's me, scaredy.

Well, she said to keep an eye on him over the next- agh!

The potion works!

Yay, lunch box!

My plant is a behemoth!

Temperature's normal.

His ph level is fine.

Greener than ever.

Wow! This is our year, richard.

Our year!

All right!

You know, I do have more potion.

But richard's already so big.

Time for lunch, richard.

That's going to be the bohemithiest...

Behomeothiest pla... Bo..bohemithies...

A really big plant.

[Rumbling]

Crowd: [in awe] ooh!

[Cheering]

[Screaming]

Where were you?

Uh, nowhere. Don't worry about it.

Dan duck, balsa news!

As a plant grows, so does a crowd,

And this plant is the biggest one I've ever seen!

I know!

He's gonna win this year's soilmasters plantorama show!

His name is richard.

And I'm dave!

What have you been feeding him?

A potion that I created myself.

From my lunch box!

Well, good luck to you and reggie

At the soilorama contest.

It's richard and-

Good luck to you, richard.

No, my name is scaredy-

And cut.

Get this badger away from me.

What have you been feeding him?

A potion that I created myself.

Lady fox: that is the kind of plant dna

That the yumalicious plant-grow food company

Has been looking for!

Hmm... It's too big to steal.

Ah! But there is a way to get him to give us the plant.

[Evil laughter]

[Bears roar]

Hey! Hey!

What did I tell you about roaring

During my evil laugh?

That's right. Not to do it.

So don't!

[Evil laugh]

And one last bit of potion for a boost before the show.

[Knock on door]

Hello, I saw you on the news.

I'm a scientist with the-

Scaredy: a real scientist?

Can I have your autograph?

Uh, sure.

To scaredy. No, my friend scaredy.

No! Uh, friend-to-science, scaredy.

Yeah. Friend-to-science, scaredy. Yes.

So, my colleagues and i,

Work for the yummalicious plant-grow food company.

Have you heard of us?

Yes. Thank you for the apology.

The wha-? Okay.

I'm here because I care about your plant.

He's in danger and needs to get to our lab right away

For some tests!

But richard's fine.

He's never been greener.

His temperature and soil ph levels are totally-

Yes, but there are many serious illnesses

That don't show up until it's too late.

Have you even tested for pythium? Botritus?

Stegosaurus?

No, I haven't.

But isn't that last one a dinosaur?

Your irresponsible actions

Have put your plant in danger.

What have I done?

[Rumbling]

[expl*si*n]

[Gasps] you're scientists.

Help him! Help him!

I'm sure he'll be fine. Yes. Fine!

[Evil laugh]

[Clears throat] sorry, uh,

Something was caught in my throat. Huh.

We do the most advanced plant research in the world,

Right here.

This is the muscle room. See?

That's mr. Plant universe.

And this plant has been spliced with rainbow dna.

Scaredy: it's all very impressive.

Lady fox: yes.

These plants are upside down.

That's not as impressive.

Fair enough.

This is the room where richard will get his tests done

By super scientists.

[Alarm sounds]

What's happening?

Oh. Pfft! Ha! Nothing.

Break time. It's a union thing.

That sounds nice.

Employees only.

So I need you to wait here.

Okay.

No moving from that spot!

Got it.

Don't open that door!

I won't.

Whatever you do, do not go in that room!

Staying out of that room.

This is me. Not going in that room.

[Gasp]

Wah! Agh!

Ooh!

[Monitors beeps, heart beating]

Agh!

Lady fox: squirrel! That room is off limits.

It should be!

I saw everything!

You're sucking the life out of those plants.

Richard and I are leaving!

I think that's unwise.

Yeah? Well, you're unwise.

Let's go!

Wait! Stop that plant!

[Angry roars]

Hang on, richard!

Bears: huh?

Waghhh!

Huh?

Ahhhhh!

I guess you can't trust people

Just because they wear lab coats.

Who knew?

Now let's get to the plant show and win that gold!

Lady fox: give up the plant, or else.

Or else what?

You'll get the root g*n.

I don't chew gum. It's not good for you.

g*n!

I don't want any gum!

Oh, g*n. Got it!

[Blasts]

Whoa!

Agh!

[Blasts]

Waaaahhhhhh!

[Splash]

[Ribbit]

[Blasts]

Agh!

Lady fox: [evil laugh]

Just give it to me!

[Propeller whirs]

[Gasp] richard, what happened?

The potion must be wearing off!

[Blast]

Squirrel, freeze!

This is the last drop.

Oh, sorry about this, buddy!

Give us the plant, squirrel.

I give up.

But just let me say goodbye to him first.

Make it fast.

Well, richard, I don't know what to say.

I mean, we've had so many good times.

You know, I can think back to so many of them

Like when we went to the park that one time

And it was sunny and-

Time's up.

Just one more second?

[Roaring]

Agh! Agh! Agh!

Wow, I was not expecting that.

Richard! There's still time to get to the show!

Come on!

What happened to big richard?

[Whinnies]

The big richard was way better.

This one will never win.

Dave!

Never! Dave!

I thought you wanted gold?

Trying to enjoy the moment, dave.

Trying to enjoy the moment.

Dave: ♪ it's dave the skunk's cooking show ♪

♪ Dave is a skunk

♪ And he's cooking stuff he shouldn't eat ♪

Ta-da!

All right!

[Gagging]

[Stomach growls]

[Glass shatters]

[Poof] [goose honks]

Bad idea.

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Scaredy: ah... Another year,

Another mountaintop painting expedition.

[Whistling]

Scaredy, I really gotta pee.

Dave, why'd you drink all that warm milk?

What? I need my energy!

[Air hisses]

[Sighs] make it quick this time.

We gotta get to the top and start painting.

[Liquid pours]

Okay, dave, time to get a move on.

[Toilet flushes]

Did you really wash your hands

Or did you just run the water?

Uh...

[Sighs]

How come the vending machine only sells hand sanitizer?

[Singing to himself]

Ew! Dave!

Take that! And that!

Ha! Heya! Ha!

[Panting]

Behold, the voice of flame!

Wow, intense.

[Wind gusts] huh?

What? But I checked the weather six times

Before we left.

There was no sign of-

Snow? Snow! Snow!

It's never snowed this early in the season. Never!

This was not part of the plan!

Pass me the safety kit,

I need the emergency walkie-talkie!

Sir! Yes, sir!

It's connected to the st. Bernard rescue station.

Got it! Oh, cheese curds.

Scaredy: no!

[Explodes]

Why aren't you calling for help?

And why are your eyebrows so pointy and angry looking?

We're going to freeze to death!

Come on! The path down is this way!

[Cliff crumbles]

[Scaredy shivers]

How do we get down now?

Well, we'll just have to try

The other side of the mountain.

Beware the corgin.

[Howling and roaring]

Huh. Creepy.

Is there anything in that bag that can help us right now?

It's called a magical sack of mystery...

If you care.

[Bird caws]

Hey, these'll help.

Scaredy, there's no time for blowing bubbles.

Didn't you promise to stop doing that?

Uh...

[Fan whirs]

[Water drips]

Oooh!

[Scared crying]

He'll be fine. When the bubble pops he'll-

We should call someone.

Good times. Good times.

Not for him, but good times.

Scaredy: okay, all set!

[Roaring in the distance] come on, we gotta move!

Dave: do you think we'll run into the corgin?

I'm letting the cold numb my fear.

[Loud whimpering]

[Rumbling]

Shhh! Be quiet, or we'll cause an avalanche.

Huh? You're speaking too quietly! [Echoes]

Falling snow.

Can you hear me? 'Cause I can't hear you!

[Rumbling]

Shhhh.

Oh, I get it.

Hey, look what I can do.

[Blowing into a bottle]

[Loud horn blows]

Agh! Snow wave!

Avalanche!

[Panting]

Ahhhh!

Aw! Aw! Aw! Aw!

[Pained moan]

A cave? I hate caves.

The emergency exits are never clearly marked.

[Gasps]

Grrrrr...eetings.

I'm old machamish.

Just another harmless bear

With no teeth,

Living in a cave. Aahhh!

[Giggles]

Uh, hi. We were just leaving.

We are? But it's so warm and smelly in here!

[Loud howl]

[Gasps] the corgin!

Aye! The corgin!

You know about the corgin?

Aye. He arrives the first snowfall,

Then hunts the hills till spring.

Hunts what?

I was just making some dinner, lads.

Sit by the fire

And I'll tell you the legend of the corgin!

Wow! That was creepier than it needed to be,

But I guess I could sit for a bit.

I'm pretty sore from all that rolling.

Oh! Sore, are ya?

Rub this berry and spice lotion

On your achin' bodies.

Oh boy!

Stuffing! I love stuffing!

Aye, that's it.

Yeah, fatten up...

I mean, oh, I mean, eat up.

So, um, back to the corgin.

The corgin!

He has the head of a dog, the arms of an ape

And the feet of a prehistoric bird!

[Caws] and he kinda has bad breath, you know.

His birthday falls on the first snowfall

And every year he turns his victims into pretzels,

And dips them in dijon mustard!

The corgin can't get in here, can he?

No, you'll be safe here.

Now finish rubbing yourself in marinade,

Eat your stuffing and let's get some sleep, huh?

I should be suspicious, but...

Stuffing making me... [Snoring]

[Evil laughter]

[Sizzling]

[Sniffs]

[Gasps]

[Snoring]

Yep. Pretty much what I thought would happen.

Agh!

[Sniffs] mmm.

Smells like roast skunk!

Uh, dave?

Right. Got it.

All right, it'll be okay.

Machamish has no teeth; he can't eat us.

Machamish: correction.

Machamish has his choice of teeth:

Buck teeth, hillbilly teeth,

Vampire teeth - pretty popular these days...

Oh, uh, bear teeth!

Scaredy: run! [Machamish roars]

And where do you think you're running, laddie?

Oh. Right.

[Panting]

Come on, magical sack, show me the magic!

Milk!

Dave, that won't help.

You're right.

Huh. It worked.

Let's get out of here!

Hey, look what I got!

Who's a scary hand?

"I'm a scary hand." Who's a scary hand?

Good thinking!

That'll make machamish way safer!

Right. Safer.

Glad we made it out of there!

What about the corgin?

[Loud howl and roar]

[Chuckles]

Dave, the corgin doesn't exist.

Machamish made it up to keep us in his cave.

Whoa!

Just a senile old bear

With a lot of time on his hands, dave.

Dave?

How'd you do that?

Something just happened.

What?

I don't know. Something.

This is no time for games!

We gotta get off this mountain before it snows again!

[Gulps]

Scaredy, look!

Wow! That bear won't give up.

We're not falling for it, machamish!

And we've got your teeth!

Scaredy, I've gotta pee.

Didn't you go back in the cave?

Yeah, but that was because I was scared.

Now I've really gotta go!

[Farts]

Make it quick, would ya?

Dave: hey, do you smell mustard?

Dave! Shhh! The corgin!

Dave: the corgin doesn't exist!

[Shivering]

Dave, get out of there!

Dave: uh, scaredy?

Oh no! Dave!

Dave: scaredy!

Don't worry, buddy! I'm coming!

Hey!

Aaagh!

Dave: this is awesome!

Dave! Branch!

[Panting] so close!

[Creaking] uh...

Ahhhhh!

Ahhhhh!

[Roaring, stomach rumbles]

Hungry! So hungry!

You're the corgin!

[Roars, turns into a cough]

Actually, my name is l-l-l-laird.

The corgin is just my stage name.

So you're not going to twist us into pretzels

And eat us, right? [Nervous giggle]

Eat you? Oh yeah, right.

I almost forgot about that. [Roars]

Ahhhhhh!

Why does everyone want to eat us today?

Laird: because the recipe in this week's mountain digest

Is squirrel stuffed skunk.

[Gasps] look! We have all the ingredients!

We are the ingredients!

[Roars]

Wait! You can't eat us!

We haven't, uh, celebrated your birthday yet!

Made you a cake! Out of snow!

Still counts, right?

Huh?

Oh, this is the best day ever!

I haven't had a birthday party in years!

Well, we wouldn't miss it for the world.

More cake?

Nah! I'm p-p-p-p-pretty stuffed.

Too bad we left our paintings up there.

They would have been the perfect birthday present.

You mean these? I love them.

It's part of a series called balsa from above.

No, not that.

Masterpiece.

I know, right?

How are we gonna find our way back home?

No prob. Gotcha covered.

Scaredy: uh-oh.

Scaredy and dave: whoa! Weeeee!

Ha! Best one yet!

[Ferocious roar]

Ugh! Aagggh!

Ow.

Oh, sorry dave.

Did you brush those before you put them in your mouth?

Richard started it.

Machamish: [roars]

I want my teeth back!

Uh...by any chance is it your birthday?

[Roars]

Ahhhhh!

Dave: ♪ it's scaredy squirrels safety corner ♪

♪ Scaredy is in a corner and he is safe ♪

In this episode,

A lot of people were trying to eat us.

Which is not what friends do!

I'm still p-p-pretty hungry.

Maybe I'll just have a salad.

Wait. No!

I meant a spinach salad with a squirrel vinaigrette.

[Maniacal laughter, door slams]

I meant lemon vinaigrette? Oh.

Not friendly.

Ahhhh!

That was... That was not my fault.