02x08 - Stackinator / Halloweekend

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[Big band style music plays]

♪♪♪

♪ Doop-dah!

♪ Dooby-doo-wah!

♪ Doop-dah! Dooby-doo-wah! ♪

♪ Doo-boo doo-bah-bah dow!

♪ Dooby-doo-dah dah bah-dah-dah dee-bah ♪

♪ Dah-dah dee-bah-dee-bah dah-bee-dah ♪

♪ Bah-dee-dah dah-dah dah deedle-dah oh! ♪

♪ Oh yeah! Yeah!

♪ Dah-dah doo-yah dah-dah-dah dah-bah-dah-bah doh! ♪

[Thunder of stampeding feet]

If you're watching this show from a bicycle

I hope you're wearing a helmet.

♪♪♪

Ready, dave?

I was born ready! I think.

I don't actually remember.

I was born very young.

Both: go!

Left!

Right!

Hard right coming up!

Not sharp enough!

Dave: lean! Lean!

Scaredy: wow! Record time!

Ready to stop?

[Effort grunt]

[Screaming]

[Impact grunts]

Fix brakes.

Scaredy: looks like there's lots of competition

For this years balsa bath tubby scrubby 500!

We'll have to be super fast if we want to win again.

Okay! Let's keep practicing!

Ahhh!

Owwwww.

Scaredy: team name?

Tubtastic tuo. Teammates?

Scaredy and dave.

Team captain?

Both: co-captains!

Yep. I'm the brains, good looks,

Charm and muscle, and you're the squirrel.

Actually, I'm the brains, you're the ballast.

What does ballast mean?

Scaredy: weight.

[Sighs] just tell me what it means.

I just did.

Dave: I missed it! What's it mean?

Weight!

Oh, come on! The suspense is k*lling me!

It means you're heavier and can steer the tub to victory!

Oh, you mean ballast.

Scaredy: I already made room on the wall of winners!

And this year's victory photo will go right he-

Dave: what? That's where I put them for safekeeping.

[Gasp]

It seems crazy to me too,

But the new microwave dinners come packaged in a microwave.

Momma: scaredy squirrel, report to my office.

Nestor: um, actually, it's my office.

Momma: I own the store so it's my office.

If you ever forget that, I'm gonna-

Agh! Haunted microwave!

Mouse: [whimpers]

[Whistling]

Come here, I want to talk to you about something.

Is it about the other day

When I was almost late for work? Because i-

[Groans] do I need to explain this again?

Almost late is still on time!

Well...

Stop talking and let momma talk!

Go ahead, mother.

I ju- you can talk now.

I wan- scaredy, listen up here.

Momma's about to talk now.

Can you j- go on, mother.

The sortafresh entered a tub

Into the balsa bath tubby scrubby 500.

So we're gonna enter one too.

[Muffled talking]

They deserve a whuppin' after what they did to me.

Your ball is blocking my path.

No! Your path is blocking our ball!

[Evil laugh] [pop]

Yeah, that was horrible of them?

You mess with momma, you get the talons.

Now, since you've won this hullabaloo

Three years in a row, you're on the team, squirrel.

But i- and because we need two people on a team,

And I'm too lazy to call anyone else in here, nestor.

What?

Dave and I are already a team!

Momma: not listening.

The stash n hoard has a team and you're it!

Scaredy and nestor: [scream]

Momma: best way for a team to gel is to never be apart!

Come race day, you'll be a well oiled machine!

But what about dave?

[Crying]

I didn't ask for this!

And you can still race,

You just gotta find another teammate.

It just wouldn't be the same.

You're my best buddy! [Crying]

And you're my best buddy. [Crying]

Nestor: all this sweet talk is going to make me a barf buddy.

Wrap it up!

I can't believe she wouldn't unlock us for two minutes.

All right, if we're gonna be a team,

We better make the most of it.

Have you learned the lyrics to the team song I wrote?

What?

♪ We're a team oh, yes we are, ♪

♪ Yes indeed,

♪ Being a team is team is-

Do you need more time to practice?

This is stupid.

Would you call racing stripes stupid?

Yes. Let's just do this.

And that only has one wheel!

And why are you taking a bubble bath?

I have sensitive skin!

And besides, what do you know?

I know that I've built the winning tub

Three years in a row.

Yeah... Well, I'm the captain!

Hey! Remember the third verse of the song?

♪ Teams are a collaboration of equals ♪

♪ Ever since the dawn of ti- ♪

I'm going to work.

Scaredy: but, but, nestor!

[Stretching effort]

[Impact grunt] this is really cramping my creativity.

Well, you're cramping my boringivity!

This is gonna be tough.

Yes, it is. I have to pee.

Um...

[Belch]

[Pained efforts]

[Toilet flushes]

Would you- I'm trying to-

Scaredy: [shatters] agh!

Had enough. Going to bed.

Scaredy: bed? Oh no!

Dibs on the bed.

I get the pillow.

The pillow's part of the bed.

I need the neck support!

[Gasp] uncle pete!

How could you?!

[Fighting and pained grunts]

[Cow moos]

[Rooster crows]

[Whistling]

Buck! Have you seen nestor and scaredy?

Uh, yeah. Of course I have!

I meant today.

Well, that's not what you asked. [Whistling]

Skunk! Have you seen nestor and scaredy today?

No, [sniff] I'm not part of their tubby scrubby team.

Maybe you should do it alone,

You're obviously smart enough.

You think so? No!

You're not smart enough at all.

Maybe I should do it alone.

Momma: you'll fail miserably!

Dave: I'll do it! [Giggles]

Ah, you're here. How's my team doing?

Please set us free!

We're begging you!

I hear you're entering a little stash n' hoard tub.

And we're gonna crush that shark tub like a pancake.

A shark pancake!

I only have two things to say to that. Ha! Ha!

Goatee nestor: and we want our ball back!

If you two get beat by the sortafresh,

You'll be locked up forever!

[Giggles] well, you can't really mean-

Forever!

Both: we need to build a tub!

This way? Yes.

Scaredy: we gotta beat the sortafresh,

And we aren't gonna beat 'em unless we become a team

And we aren't gonna be a team unless we...

[Grumbling] try.

That's right! We have to start trying, nestor!

[Sighs]

But first, can you put this bag on your head?

Scaredy: [stomach grumbles] hurry. We gotta hurry!

♪♪♪

Scaredy: water cannons.

Nestor: fine. Snowplow.

Scaredy: okay. Fishing rod mount.

Nestor: bacon grease compartment.

Scaredy: sure.

♪♪♪

Yeah!

[Saw rasps]

[Hisses]

♪♪♪

[Alarm clock rings] both: switch.

[Laughs]

[Cheering]

[Cheering]

Goatee nestor: haha! Nice tub. For second place!

Nestor, remember, you better beat them,

Or else!

[Panicked groaning]

Hey, scaredy! Dave! You're racing!

Good luck buddy!

You too! This is my new partner, strawdy.

He's the brains.

Uh, dave?

Dave: whee!

Your hat, captain.

But i- thank you, skipper.

I was hoping for co-captain, but I'll take what I can get.

Mildred: yeah, it's time to start this year's

Balsa bath tubby scrubby 500!

[Cheering]

Ready? Set! [Beltch]

Nestor: water cannon!

Blagh!

Scaredy: woo hoo hoo!

[Groans]

[Laughing]

Scaredy: they're gaining on us!

Fishing rod!

Both: one, two, three!

Woo hoo!

Tubby scrubby turbo, activate!

[Gasp] oh no! They're gaining on us!

Right! Left!

Right! Left!

Release the grease!

Hard right! Agh!

[Spinning screaming]

Goatee momma: I have a feeling this is gonna hurt!

[Loud crash] ow!

[Laughing]

[Laughing]

[Spinning sounds] whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Strawdy! No!

My brains!

[Gasp] I have to help dave. I have to!

I understand, partner.

I'll take her from here on my own.

Thank you, captain.

I'm coming, dave!

Nestor: wait. We're chained toget- [squawk]

Gotcha! Thanks buddy.

No problem, teammate.

Nestor: I'm under the- [impact grunts] ow!

I'm glad mrs. Nestor's mom finally unchained us.

She sure was happy the sortafresh team lost.

What happened to them anyway?

Goatee momma: help! Can anyone hear us?

Helllpppp!

Momma: [evil laugh]

Can you lower a rope?

Sure thing.

Thank you. Thank you!

Hope your little shark tub floats!

No, wait!

[Screaming]

[Splash]

And here's your ball!

Yeah, she just couldn't stop grinning.

And now for this year's addition

To the wall of winners. [Laugh]

But the headline says "cheaters".

Just look at the picture, dave.

Focus on the picture.

♪♪♪

Dave: so that's when I realized it wasn't applesauce,

It was toe jam!

That was a horrible story.

If you can't handle the truth,

Stay off public transit.

Old people!

The geriatric jewels of our society!

Please, take my seat!

Old lady: thank you.

Oh, I'd give you my seat but I suffer from lazy-osity...

This is our stop anyway. Come on!

Nestor: [crying]

Please, no! I don't wanna.

Momma: quit yer yappin'!

But she hates me and I'm scared of her!

Momma: don't care.

You're taking care of grandmomma for the weekend

While I'm away at circus school.

No! I won't do it.

You will!

Grandmomma: I ate all your mints and now my breath is chilly.

Grandmomma is old and fragile.

It's true! I'm held together by brittle bones and moles!

If anything happens to her while I'm gone,

You're gonna get it!

See you in a few days, mother.

[Circus music plays]

How are you feeling today, gran-

I want tea!

[Squawk] I can't do this!

[Muttering] tea!

[Muttering] I'm old!

[Sniffs] ginger tea?

Great choice, nestor.

It combats joint inflammation, helps digestion

And reduces flatulence.

Are you feeling gassy?

No! Maybe. Leave me alone!

Hey, scaredy, how do you feel about old people?

Are you kidding?

The elderly are a wrinkled wealth of knowledge!

After youth and the middle aged,

They're our greatest national treasure!

Have I got a surprise for you.

Are you sure?

I'd hate to rob you of quality time with your grandmother.

Nestor: she cramps my style.

She never lets me get my rap on!

[Beat boxing]

[Rapping] ♪ nestor stylz in da house I'm not a mouse ♪

♪ Got a stain on my shirt so I wear my momma's blouse ♪

You wear what?

Never mind!

Nestor! Let's go home!

Grandma, this is scaredy.

Oh, mrs. Nestor's mother's momma,

It's an honour to have you come and stay with me.

You wouldn't dare!

I would.

Don't you worry mrs. Nestor's mother's momma.

I'll take good care of you.

Grandmomma: [growling]

Knitting?

I know! I used to be against it

Due to extreme dangers of the pointy needles

But peer pressure finally wore me down.

[Laughing] just look at the crazy fun we're already having!

Yeah. Crazy.

[Humming]

Voila! Peppercorn filet mignon, sauted green beans

And a baked sweet potato.

Okay! Let's eat!

Chewing requires a high level of bone density!

But drinking requires no work at all!

I chew fine!

Birds chew for themselves

And their kids, like this. [Gagging]

Stop. Please stop.

Just, okay, you're not stopping.

[Gags]

I'm not tired.

Come on now, mrs. Nestor's mother's momma,

It's 12 minutes after 7.

You need your rest for tomorrow's super fun time

Activities of awesomeness.

What activities?

[Chuckle] it was gonna be a surprise but...

Look! It says scratch that off the list.

[Giggles] normally I don't like edgy humour but this-

Take vitamins. Nap. Egg carton art. Nap.

Get confused by technology.

Shop for doilies. Nap.

Moisturize. Nap. Nap. Snooze. Nap!

Anything you want to add?

I want to jump over something really big on a motorcycle.

[Laugh] obviously you're tired

'Cause that sentence made no sense.

See you in the morning mrs. Nestor's mother's momma.

Grandmomma: we'll see about that.

What was that?

Oh. I said, we'll see about that.

No you didn't. Good night.

Mrs. Nestor's mother's momma, time to get up,

So put your teeth-

Ahhhh!

[Screaming]

[Screaming]

[Screaming]

[Screaming]

[Screaming]

Oh yeah. I did this already.

Dave, what am I gonna do?

I have an idea! When I was a boy...

I had one piece of paper and I named him irwin.

But one day he went missing,

So I took a piece of paper and made a poster

So if someone found him,

They'd know to return him to me.

But if he was your only piece of paper

Then the poster was him.

Don't be silly... [Giggle]

[Sobbing]

What did I do? Irwin!

Anyway, I can't use posters.

Nestor might see them

And I don't want him to know I lost

Mrs. Nestor's mother's momma!

[Phone rings] hello?

I need something from you, dearie.

Mrs. Nestor's mother's momma!

Oh. You had me so worried, I looked-

There's a pair of leather chaps in my suitcase.

Put them in a plain brown bag

And leave them in the garbage can outside the library.

Garbage can?

But they'll be here when you get back.

I'm not coming back.

I have a chance to get out there and live life again

And I'm taking it!

Wait! I promised to take care of you!

Hand me the helmet. It's my turn!

Where is she?

She didn't say,

But the small engine sounds, the helmet...

[Gasp] she's in outer space!

The go kart track!

Take these chaps to mrs. Nestor's mother's momma

And bring her back here!

I'll distract nestor at work.

This is important.

Wasn't me.

Um...

Nestor: do not distract the donkey!

Sorry nestor, I just wanted to let you know

That your grandmother's still at my house.

Totally safe. Nothing unexpected

Or terrifying happened this morning.

[Nervous laugh] no.

Good. Fine. Whatever. Get to work!

Mildred: [on loudspeaker] call for scaredy about an old lady

That is not related to nestor,

Who didn't go missing last night.

Gah!

Yes! Here! Thanks. Thank you.

Scaredy! It was awful!

Oh no! What happened?

She lapped me twice then cut me off

And sent my kart into a hay bale!

She's a crazy good driver.

You went go karting with her?

It was the only way she'd agree to come back.

She's a great negotiator.

Oh, well, as long as you have her.

No. She's also an awesome liar!

[Sighs] it's not what you think.

Honey, does it look like I care? [Belch]

[Whimpers]

[Beat boxing]

[Phone rings] ♪ you called the stash n' hoard, ♪

♪ Tell me what for? We got oranges on sale ♪

♪ 'Cause some of'em is rotten, ♪

♪ I shoulda threw 'em out but I put 'em on the bottom ♪

Momma: nestor! Stop rippity-rapping!

[Squawk] mother! Um, how's circus school?

What did you make your grandmother for breakfast?

Did she take her pills? What's she doing now?

[Squawk] bacon! Yes. Lamaze?

Put her on the phone.

Uh, you can't. She's in a meeting.

Secret! Bathroom! Having a nap.

It's a secret bathroom nap meeting!

If she isn't there when I call back

I'll reach through the phone

And pull your ears off!

Do birds even have ears?

Scaredy!

We have to find her! We have to!

Nestor: scaredy!

Grandmomma needs to come back here, now.

So go get her.

Uh oh.

Uh oh? Uh oh what? Why uh oh?

No, no. Dave said oh h*.

Like oh h*, let's go get grandmomma.

That doesn't sound like me.

Just go get her!

[Crying]

Uh, nestor? Grandmomma!

Oh... Get over here!

Mother will be calling any minute.

Just say hi. Don't mention scaredy.

Dave: nestor, there is a problem at the cash

That requires your attention.

I'll be down later.

Oh, and the shelves are empty,

All the windows are broken,

And mildred is giving away money to any customer

In a hat.

What?

[Phone rings] mrs. Nestor's mother's-

[Clears throat] grandmomma speaking.

Mother! Are you okay?

I'm fine! What do you want?

I'm just checking up!

Okay, good. We're checked. I love you.

[Gasp] you've never said that bef-

Phew!

Dave, how- when did you-

You don't have a hatton?

Oh, scaredy, you gotta get a hatton.

Have you been giving away money to customers

Wearing hats?

[Slurp] was I supposed to be?

[Squawk] of course not!

[Belch] mission accomplished.

Dave, this really isn't the time for portraits, we should-

Stop moving your mouth.

Should be out there looking

For mrs. Nestor's mother's momma.

Nestor: scaredy, what are you- where's grandmomma?

Ahh! You lost her?

Nestor! Please forgive me!

If momma gets back and grandmomma isn't here,

She'll fire everyone in this room.

Everyone in this store! Everyone in balsa city!

Hatton: whoa no!

But I don't know where she- irwin!

[Sobbing]

Scaredy: dave, no time.

I might not be able to find her,

But I can make her find us.

Tomorrow morning,

Jump the stash n' hoard on a motorcycle.

Tomorrow morning only.

Prizes include denture adhesive,

Bifocals and eternal youth.

Eh, too far.

[Wind gusts]

Whoo-hoo! Wha-

Ooh...

Nestor: why isn't she here yet?

She'll be here. Trust me.

Hello, young men, I too am a young man,

And I am here to jump the store, dearie.

Of course, you're obviously a young man

And good luck with the jump.

Dave, ready with the net?

Got it!

[Engine roars]

[Chuckling] whee!

Oops.

Where do I pick up my denture adhesive?

You're sitting on it.

What? No!

No! Nooooo!

Always good to have a back up plan.

See! Perfectly fine!

There was never a reason to worry!

Nothing happened that I should know about?

She was never in danger?

Is that a new painting?

Whoa! h*!

It's a- well, well then we- and she was- and i-

Nestor: mother please! Wait! [Crying]

Momma: fired! Fired! Fired! Fired! Fired! Fired!

Oh, I hope she likes my painting.