02x13 - Big Mistack / A Squirreled Away Treasure

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[Big band style music plays]

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♪ Dah-dah doo-yah dah-dah-dah dah-bah-dah-bah doh! ♪

[Thunder of stampeding feet]

This show contains no calcium

So you might wanna grab some milk.

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[Disappointed groan]

Can I stack that for you?

Wow! You should be famous, mister!

Allow me, miss!

The world should know about your stacking!

[Rumbling]

Scaredy: time for some stacking!

Impressive!

You're annoying, but impressive!

You're welcome!

Dave: everyone's right, scare,

Your stacking should be famous!

I heard when you're famous,

You get all the free cheese you can eat.

You don't always make sense, dave.

Besides, not just anybody gets to be famous.

Look momma, look!

There's an article about me in mediocre manager monthly!

Momma: so what?

I'm in momma don't care quarterly.

[Cries]

Well, they deserve to be famous.

They run the store, after all.

Buck: yeah it's a tv special all about me.

Buck: the legend behind the teeth.

Belcher's digest. [Belch]

Scaredy: that's nice for them,

But I don't need all the attention.

[Scrambling sound]

I just do what I do and that is good enough for me.

My, my what a fetching display.

[Giggles]. Fetching.

[Giggles] cause he's a dog.

I am wilson p. Stacksworth,

Editor in chief of stack beat magazine.

I would love to do a cover story on you.

Cover story? On me?

Oh, he's not interested in-

I'm interested! I'm interested!

Wonderful. We'll be back tomorrow for the photo sh**t.

Make sure to stack something out of this world!

[Muffled] but I thought you said-

The world is finally gonna know

The stacktabular awesomeicity of scaredy orville squirrel!

[Giggles] orville.

[Giggles] 'cause you're a squirrel.

Still not making sense, dave.

[Squeaking clean]

[Clanking]

[Whooshing]

Scaredy: I've done it!

My masterpiece.

[Heavenly choir sings]

[Mechanical whir]

Ooh! Ooh! Let me see!

Scaredy: freeze!

Don't even think about it.

The photographer will be here any minute.

Can you guard the display while I wash up?

Yes sir!

Don't let anyone lift this sheet until I come back.

Got it.

No one. Right.

Not a single person.

Absolutely.

You sure?

I can't imagine any possible way

That this could go hilariously wrong.

All right, be right back!

[Gasp] what if someone's already under there?

Phew. Ahhh!

Mmm. Canned cheese.

No. Just no, dave.

Agh, tail! How could you?

[Screams]

[Screams]

Wilson: okay everyone. This way.

[Screams]

Scaredy: I triple washed my paws for the photo.

I heard the camera puts on fifty germs.

Scaredy! Scaredy!

It was- bad! Bad tail!

Whenever you're ready.

Dave: no but- but but- my butt!

Crowd: [shocked gasps]

Wilson: what is that?!

Huh? [Screams]

Both: but...that...no...its... My oh my...it's

It's brilliant!

It's what?

So post-modern.

The way you let the cans mingle with the common floor

Is such a powerful statement on consumer culture.

This is the future of stacking!

But I don't think you-

We'll call it the can-o-mite maneuver.

[Cheering]

Yes! Yes! Oh yes! [Pants]

You are going to be a star!

But I was-

Sometimes people call me a star,

But that might be because I'm large and gassy.

When does he get the cheese?

I don't know. Is all this necessary?

It's fun!

And we're not just riding a log-o-sine...

...our log-o-sine is riding a log-o-sine!

[Cheering]

Okay. Not good for the retinas, people.

[Cheering]

Come on, we've got a tugboat filled with orphans to save,

And there's not much time. Orphans: [screaming]

This is actually a pretty good movie.

My hero.

Mildred, you're gorgeous.

[Kissing sounds]

[Spray hisses]

Hey scare, look what someone sent me

Just for being friends with a famous guy!

But it looks just like all your other vests.

I know, but this one's twenty times more expensive!

Someone sent me this sock organizer organizer.

Also, I got a coffee table book on the history of creamed corn

And a bar of self-cleaning soap.

My fans know me so well.

You know, I wasn't sure before,

But being famous sure has its perks.

Wanna touch the mullet?

Oh, too bad;

For paddy daddy only.

[Gasps] is that scaredy squirrel?

[Gasps] he's so famous!

Rat girl: we have autograph books.

Allow me.

Crowd: [gasping]

Hmmm...

Reporter: hey, mr. Dave.

I'm from friends of famous guys magazine.

What is it like to be friends with someone so famous?

Great!

At first I thought scaredy would be mad

When I knocked over the cans,

But he was actually quite happy with-

Wait, what? You invented the can-o-mite maneuver?

Crowd: [gasps]

I guess, you could say that.

The skunk is the real genius.

The squirrel's a fraud!

What? No!

Kid, you're going to be a star.

I don't understand!

But- but I am a great stacker.

[Growls, knuckles crack]

[Yelps]

Well, that coulda been worse.

Yep. It's worse.

So, what needs stacking today?

I can't have a national disgrace stacking in my store.

But-but, but who'll put up the displays?

[Laughing]

[expl*si*n]

Nestor: your new job is to clean the underside of the shelves.

Ugh.

With booger.

Scaredy: what?!

Uh-huh. I like to use my tongue to get it extra shiny.

[Gagging] I'm taking a sick day.

Happens to me a lot.

Dave? Dave?

Where have you been, dave?

Hello, I am chad.

I'll be filling in for all of dave's regular friend duties

Now that he is gone famous.

Dave's not here?

No, no. He's far too famous for this place.

What should we be doing today?

Uh...

We could ride a toy fire truck,

Or play kiss that shrub?

It's hug that- ah, forget it.

Oh, I almost forgot.

[Spray hisses] fart.

First I lose my job as a stacker,

Then I lose my best friend.

Dave: awwww, it's okay.

Dave: that's what I say when someone feels bad.

Next question.

What was it like to stack the greatest display

Ever created?

Dave: well, I am a real genius.

What? But it was my display!

All you did was whoosh whoosh!

At least that's what the dog man said.

Really all I did was whoosh whoosh.

It was actually scaredy who did all the work-

Okay, you need to stop talking about this scaredy guy.

We're here to talk to a famous person.

You're ruining the vibe.

Wilson: mr. Dave, great news!

We're going to re-do the cover of stack beat magazine

And we want you to create a whole new display.

[Screams]

Yes, that's right.

It's going to be fabulous!

We'll do it at the stash n' hoard

Where you were first discovered.

Uh, will I get free cheese?

Cheeeese!

Stack that display,

And you'll have all the cheese you can imagine.

[Gasp] mmm.

Uh, what are you-

Imagining! Mmm.

Scaredy: can you believe it, richard?

He's taking all the credit for my display.

Dave trading cards? Really?

[Phone rings]

Hello.

Scaredy! Scaredy

You've gotta teach me how to stack!

Oh! If it isn't the genius stacker.

I just need cheese, scaredy.

Hey, log-o-sine driver,

Can you take a right?

I'm going to work!

Dave: but-but-

Ready for my first day as junior under-shelf cleaner.

Uh-huh.

Here's your spot.

Stack something amazing

And I'll be back in twenty minutes to take the photo.

[Screams]

Not my problem.

Booger, show me what we're working with.

[Heavenly choir sings]

Wow.

This here's the cleanest under-shelf in 500 miles.

I had no idea these were so clean.

You should tell people about this.

I'm not in it for the glory.

I do what I do 'cause I loves what I does.

[Struggling sounds]

You know what, you're right!

Not grammatically, but still.

Dave, I'm sorry.

I was jealous before,

But I just wanna do what I do best.

It's not about log-o-sine rides, or fancy clubs...

Or magazine covers.

Or feature film adaptations.

Ooh, ooh, ooh! Don't forget about the video games.

Right. It's about-

Cheese! Doing what you love!

Doing what you love.

Yeah. That's what I meant.

[Stacking sounds]

[Cans clank]

Wilson: okay, mr. Dave,

You ready for the big cover sh**t?

[Heavenly choir sings]

Crowd: [gasping]

He's done it!

The genius has done it again.

Crowd: [cheering]

Wait.

Scaredy squirrel made this display.

Crowd: [gasps]

Dave: he's the stacker,

I'm just the smacker.

All I do is this!

Dave, no!

Both: uh-oh.

Scaredy, clean up this canned cheese.

Now!

Sure thing, nestor.

[Sighs] back to what I love.

Thanks for helping, dave.

I'm livin' the dream, scare.

Just livin' the dream.

♪♪♪

Scaredy: [humming]

[Sighs] mondays always make people sad in the face.

What? Ridiculous!

The weekend's over and it's five whole days of work.

Everyone loves a monday.

You'll see!

Happy monday my mighty work compatriots!

[Groaning and belching]

You guys ready to turn this day into a full blast rock out?

Yeah!

Momma: you're fi- fi- bah.

O-kay.

I hate to say I told you so.

That's why I brought this guy.

Grazie tony.

[Kissing noises] grazie!

Oh, come on guys!

Monday is fun day! [Laughs]

Employees: [groan]

If mondays were tuesdays

I'd hate tuesdays way more than mondays!

Employees: [grunt in agreement]

Okay, that doesn't make any-

Mondays are so lame that they were probably invented

By a guy named lame monday! On a monday!

[Grunt in agreement]

Now you're just being-

If monday were my bicycle, I would leave it out

All night unlocked and hope that someone stole it!

[Grunt in agreement]

Well, stealing is wrong!

And the police would catch the person responsible

And bring your monday-cycle back to you! So...

You know w-we just need to have some fun.

That's all, chase away the monday blues.

Yeah! Team stash n hoard!

Bring it in here! Everybody just put a-

Right on top of- like this. Just-

Nestor: [clears throat]

Nestor! I was just saying-

You want something to do?

Go clean the sub-sub basement!

Yes! Nestor gets it!

So, I'm heading to clean the sub-sub basement.

Who's with me?

You can lift your arm, or say, me scaredy,

Or any sort of acknowledgement that I'm making a sound.

All right dave and I will go scout it out first.

We will?

[Screams]

Scaredy: kinda dark.

Dave: meh. Darkness is just a friend you can't see!

Scaredy: huh. What is this?

[Gasp] it's an old map!

Dave, this is a treasure map.

Maps always lead to treasure!

Or an airport.

I love airports!

They're like train stations in the sky.

Dave, my friend,

Are you ready for the greatest adventure of all time?

Ooh, ooh, are we going to a ketchup factory?

No. We're going to find treasure!

That's almost as good!

Momma: treasure?

Nestor: I wonder how much! Buck: isn't bouillon a broth?

Mildred: [belches]

This will be the greatest mon-fun-day adventure ever!

Someone has to stay and watch the store.

I pick -

Eeny, meeny, miny, hatton stays.

[Squawks] let's go!

The maps says we start from here.

Clue number one, walk towards the rising sun.

Dave: okay...

Let's dig!

[Jackhammer rattles]

[Screams]

Or we could just head east.

Dave: [screaming]

He went that way.

Hey! Hey hey hey!

Do you wanna know what I'd do

With my share of the treasure?

♪♪♪

[Belches]

Don't hate the player, mildred, hate the game.

[Laughs]

I'm gonna use my share to have my belching gland removed.

Buck: really?

You think... [Belch]

I enjoy... [Belch]

Living like this? [Belch]

Buck: when do we stop heading east?

It says, you can stop walking

And just relax when you come across some tracks.

We must be looking for bear tracks!

Wrong, wrong, wrong! Always wrong, never right!

We're looking for train tracks!

Mrs. Nestor's mother! That is teamwork!

Also very mean, but teamwork!

High five!

Or... Not.

[Grunting]

Get out of our way!

Scaredy: that's weird.

Trains don't live in houses.

Well, well, well. If it isn't scaredy squirrel

And his posse of hideous misfits.

Do you have any train tracks in your house?

Train tracks?

What do you think, I'm some sort of choo-choo driving guy

With a train in my-

If this is about some treasure I want a cut.

Deal!

No tracks.

Well, this was a waste of time.

Buck: another drag of a monday!

No, no!

The tracks have to be here! They gotta! Maps don't lie!

Tracks!

Huh. Never noticed that before.

Adventure!!!

Everyone: [screaming]

[Groans of pain]

So dirty, but it's an adventure!

So dirty!

Hey, non-beautiful people.

Know what I'm gonna do with my share?

Everyone: paddy! Paddy! Paddy! Paddy!

Paddy: you!

What are you trying to pull?

I-i just need a sip of water.

[Evil laugh] look rainbow butt,

I pay you to chant my name, not to be all thirsty.

Dry throat.

Get outta here!

Holiday is over.

Everyone: paddy! Paddy! Paddy! Paddy!

Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!

Head west looking down, 'til a rusty arrow gets found.

Whoa- agh!

[Coughing and choking]

Wait a minute,

The rusty arrow is an anchor!

Paddy! Wow! Nice!

See, isn't this adventure the best thing ever?

Well, since none of us can breathe under water

This adventure is over!

Scaredy: wait, wait!

If sally were here we could-

Hi scaredy, whatcha doing?

Anything I can help you with?

Do you need me to carry something,

Proof read a document, give you a kidney?

Sally! How would you like to go on an adventure?

Last time someone asked me that

I ended up at a ketchup factory.

[Whistling]

Well, this will be much better.

We're going to find treasure!

Ooh, treasure?

I could use my share to take art classes!

It's not creepy, it's art!

[Maniacal giggling]

Let's just, um, let's just get back to-

Uh, yeah.

Just remember to hold the flag up

So we can follow you.

Okay, let's go!

Paddy: heading left. Nestor: right. Right!

Momma: faster!

Dave: [panting]

Scaredy! The arrow points this way!

Hi-ya!

Adventure hurts!

What are you gonna do with your share, nestor?

Um...

Welcome to nestor's stash n' hoard!

I'm so proud of you.

[Contented sigh]

You're dreaming you own the store again, aren't you?

Wha? No! Why would you even think such a thing?

Well then, wanna know what I'd do with my share?

[Evil laugh]

[Horn honking]

[Screaming]

[Evil laugh]

Or I'd buy a new hat.

It can't be much farther!

Through the brush, chop, chop, chop,

Then don't stop til you reach the top.

It's okay.

It only looks high because we're looking straight up.

Way, way up.

Let's go!

[Groaning and grumbling]

[Grunting] we did it!

Sally: we're here! Paddy: I'm awesome!

Buck: all right!

What is that?!

It's the mud plateau!

All we have to do is make it across,

Then down the other side of the mountain,

A catapult ride over a field of sharp rocks,

Sneaking through the alligator swamp

And a happy jaunt through the world's largest bee farm!

[Angry growls]

And then we're at the treasure... Yay.

That's it! I want a bigger cut of the treasure.

Well, I think that everyone should-

The train tracks were in my house!

If anyone deserves a bigger cut, it's me.

The map was in my store.

Our store.

Her store.

I'm the only one who breathes under water.

I'm a skunk!

Mildred and I deserve more

Because we've hardly said anything this episode!

I mean, this adventure.

Mildred: [belches]

We all played an equal part,

So whatever treasure we find we should split evenly and-

[Evil laugh] ow!

[w*r cry]

Stop! This is not how adventures are supposed to go.

First one to the treasure wins all the treasure

By finding the treasure first before you losers!

Agh!

Everyone: [shouting]

Stop!

Aghhhhh!

Aghhhhh!

[Whooshing]

[Splash]

Aghhhhh!

Pfffft.

Everyone: [screaming]

The treasures all mine!

[Bees buzzing]

Guys, we did it!

The treasure's just over that hill!

[Cheering]

All because of our super fantastic monday adventure.

Follow me!

We made it!

Wow.

Momma: oh my.

Scaredy: monday adventure accomplished!

Dave: treasures from the deep seafood restaurant?

Scaredy: the map was a place mat.

[Laughs] isn't that hilarious?

Seafood? Seafood?!

Um, news flash, I don't eat seafood.

I am seafood!

What a crazy, wild, fantastic adventure!

Thank you nestor, for making this the worst monday ever!

Nestor: momma wait!

Oh come on, this was a great monday.

So much for belch-free me. [Belch]

I knew there was no treasure.

[Sobbing]

You think they got any ketchup in that restaurant?

I bet they do, buddy. I bet they do.

Mildred: [belch] I'll never be cured.