03x04 - I Think Therefore I Clean / Soup of Nova

[bunniefuu]

[Big band style music plays]

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♪ Doop-dah!

♪ Dooby-doo-wah!

♪ Doop-dah! Dooby-doo-wah! ♪

♪ Doo-boo doo-bah-bah dow!

♪ Dooby-doo-dah dah bah-dah-dah dee-bah ♪

♪ Dah-dah dee-bah-dee-bah dah-bee-dah ♪

♪ Bah-dee-dah dah-dah dah deedle-dah oh! ♪

♪ Oh yeah! Yeah!

♪ Dah-dah doo-yah dah-dah-dah dah-bah-dah-bah doh! ♪

[Thunder of stampeding feet]

This episode was created in a peanut-free environment.

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Scaredy: woo-hoo! Cleaning party tomorrow!

Bring your own broom!

[Angry groans]

Cleaning par-tay!

Mmm... Tastes like boring.

Scaredy: [humming]

Wicked-awesome cleaning party tomorrow!

[Flames whoosh]

Cleaning party tomorrow, nestor.

Aghhhh-choo!

Thanks, scaredy.

[Chuckles] you're welcome.

Seventy-three invites.

Any more guests

And I'd exceed the balsa city fire code regulations.

[Wind gusts]

Huh. Must have fallen out of somebody's pocket.

[Wind gusts]

What is wrong with people's pockets today?

Hatton: I cannot wait for tomorrow!

All right! See you guys there!

Why is scaredy excited

About "the balsa city mudslide festival"?

[Owl hoots, rooster crows]

Scaredy: where is everybody?

The invite clearly said 6 a.m. Sharp!

[Laughter in the distance]

A-ha! My first guests are arriving!

What?!

[Sighs]

[Cheering and laughing]

[Laughing]

Am I really the only one who thinks cleaning is fun?

Hey, hey, hey! It's suds time!

Colonel clean reporting for duty!

Dave, at least you don't care about

That silly mudslide festival.

The mudslide festival is today?

Ohhhh... Ugghh...

Dave, what's wrong?

I think I sprained my inner...

Outer stomachophagus.

Ohhh... Gotta lie down.

You can't fool me!

I know where you're going!

It hurts me that you would even think that!

Fine! Well, richard,

Looks like it's just me and-

Aggghhhh!

No one in balsa understands me.

Heck, probably no one in the whole universe

Understands me!

[Wind gusts]

[Wipers squeak]

Morgbar: [alien chatter]

[Laughing]

Ow! Best day ever!

Yep! Nothing could ruin it!

Not even a giant alien spaceship.

[Panicked screaming]

Hatton: aliens!

Ahhhhhhhhh!

What do I do? [Gasps]

[Panicked screaming]

Scaredy: wow. This kit is crazy accurate.

Mayor runswell: attention citizens!

Report to the town hall immediately,

Where we will hide and they will never find us!

I hope they didn't hear that!

Balsa city, it's time for drastic measures!

I'm taking my two week vacation right now.

See ya!

They're gonna obliterate us!

[Panicked screaming]

Scaredy: according to my alien attack survival guide,

If we all stay quiet, they won't find us.

[Gasps]

Good. Good.

Agh!

Morgbar: ruurrbbll murgrofll zeeblech nurflperfff...

[Everyone gasps and screams]

Squirrels?

Sorry about that.

It's hard to hear through this helmet.

What I said was-

We're here to clean house!

Townsfolk: [screaming] hide! Everyone hide!

Eeee! We're goners.

Morgbar: no, no! We're here to clean house.

We got the invite.

You're here for my party?

Really?!

Greetings. My name is morgbar,

And this is zarfnut, and steve.

I'm scaredy, and this is dave!

May we clean house now?

[Stammers of delight] sure!

But they're aliens, scaredy,

Aliens!

Dave, they're squirrels and they love to clean.

They're just like me!

Let's get our cleanin' on!

I got a bad feeling about this.

[Roars]

[Vacuum whirs]

[Mops slosh]

[Cleaning in time to "the blue danube waltz"]

Scaredy: woo! Ha-ha!

I haven't had that much fun

Since I dreamt I was a car wash!

Oh scaredy,

Someone with your cleaning skills

Could save our planet.

Save your planet?

Morgbar: this is our home planet, acornia.

It's beautiful. Is that a-?

River of acorns? Yes.

That's nuts!

It is,

And yet, our people have lost the love of cleaning

Ever since we finished our last can of elbow grease.

You want me to teach the joy of cleaning

On your planet?

Morgbar: you're the best I've ever seen.

And without you... Acornia will be doomed!

I'll do it!

Thank you, scaredy squirrel!

Spotty, beam me aboard!

[Groans]

Try two feet to the left.

A planet of squirrels who need me! Wow!

Morgbar: I told you it would be worth the trip.

Isn't scaredy the nicest...

Tenderest, tastiest, deliciousest...

Squirrel you've ever met?

[Laughing]

Dave: scaredy, I don't like those aliens!

There's something- where ya going?

Planet acornia.

Morgbar said they need me, or they're doomed!

No, scaredy, you can't!

Don't worry, dave, I won't be gone long.

I don't trust 'em!

I'm not letting you out of my sight!

Sorry, dave, this trip is squirrels only.

Fine! If that's what it is,

Then that's what it is.

If that's what it is. Then. If it. Is.

[Humming]

Dave: see? I'm just like you!

Morgbar: scaredy! You're all packed and ready to-

Oh. And this is...?

I'm his cousin. Dave-y. Yep!

I'm a squirrel!

Of course I'm a squirrel!

Probably don't even need to say it.

Morgbar: very well.

But that bag is too big to fit in our storage.

Dave: no problemo.

I can live without toast,

Ketchup, these medical encyclopedias.

My parents were so disappointed.

[Groans]

Guess I don't need the stick either.

[Panting and barking]

Morgbar: ah. Come aboard, come aboard.

We will leave... Soon-ish.

During our trip to acornia,

You'll need to ride in one of our...

Hibernation chambers.

And to survive in our atmosphere,

You'll need to put on this flavorization cream.

I'll check on you soon.

Thanks, morgbar!

This smells like bbq sauce.

Don't be silly!

It's more like teriyaki.

Dave: well, I still don't trust 'em.

I'm gonna sleep with both eyes- [snores]

[Rustling]

Hello? Morgbar?

Is that you?

Huh... A squirrel costume.

Why would they need a...

Aaggghhhh!

Aaggghhhhh!

[Barking]

Agggghhhhh!

Dave! Those aliens are... Dogs!

So quick to judge, scare.

Morgbar: scaredy? Davey?

We will be leaving in 1.2 jiffys, so...

[Sniffing]

Morgbar: well, they could not have gone far.

Code red rover! Code red rover!

Our dinner has escaped!

C'mon, dave, we gotta find a way outta here!

Think. Think. Think.

Uh... What about this button right here?

Oh, that'll do.

[Buzz]

Waaaaghhhh!

We did it, scaredy!

Scaredy!

You've been deflated! [Crying]

Oh. Hi.

C'mon, we gotta hide!

[Light hums]

I think I know how to get rid of those dogs,

But we'll need everyone in balsa to help!

Everyone's hiding.

How are we gonna find them?

Buck: uh, does this plan involve cleaning?

No.

Buck: we're in!

Scaredy: hellllooo! Morgbar? You win!

You want me? Well, here I am!

But I hope you're in the mood for fast food!

Morgbar: the faster the better.

Too slow, morgbar!

[Brakes squeal]

Agh!

[Barking]

Over here! Go get it, boys!

[Barking]

Here I [belches] am!

[Barking]

All: I'm scaredy! I'm scaredy! I'm scaredy! I'm scaredy!

[Barking]

It's working! It's really working!

Uh-oh.

Aghhhh!

Gotta! Reach! Mud! Slide!

Morgbar: we've got him now...

Waaahhhhhhh!

[Crazed laughter]

[Whimpering]

[Cheering]

Hatton: you did it!

No, we did it.

Together!

Looks like I do fit in here after all, huh?

You sure do, dave.

Uh, he's dave, I'm scaredy.

Whatever. Gotta go.

The important thing is that you saved balsa, again.

Thanks, scaredy.

[Splat]

Scaredy: waagggggghhhh!

Way to fit in, buddy!

♪♪♪

[Humming]

Ah, another squirrelightful start

To another squirrelificent day.

Ooh! Cake and balloons!

Awww-some.

And don't even get me started on streamers!

Good luck with the birthday party!

How did you know I'm having a birthday party?

Are you some kind of... Psychic?

Ha! What? No!

It's just... Your groceries.

Stay out of my head, squirrel.

Okay, that was a little strange.

[Whistling]

Ooh, a big movie night comin' up?

Watcha watchin'?

How did you- [gasps]

You have...the gift!

No, no. It's the stuff in your cart -

The 3-d glasses, the popcorn...

The giiiiiiift!

Heh heh. Yeah. Okay.

Well, you take care.

Yeeee-ikes.

Having a bbq? Wow!

Hmm... You like breakfast.

You are a golden god.

And you are a horse.

Hoo! He's a mind reader.

Dave, what is going on around here today?

Everyone thinks I have some kind of psychic power!

What's that, scaredy?

I can't hear

'Cause my mouth is full of sausage.

I know. You must be hungry!

Witch!

Dave, I am not psychic.

Seriously, even you could do this!

Okay, this customer is buying strawberries,

Sugar, pie crusts and a pie recipe book.

What do you think she might be doing today?

[Ding] she's building a robot unicorn

To fly her to outer space!

I'm not psychic!

[Horse whinnies]

I never doubted you, dave.

Thanks, robot unicorn!

[Gasps] grappling hook, pantyhose,

Bolt cutters, latex gloves,

And a copy of how to steal the leaning tower of pizza

Before the opening night gala

Of the stacking art exhibit tonight?!

[Moans]

Reginald: is there some sort of problem?

[Screams]

Reginald: what an interesting fellow.

Tremendous vocal range.

Aghhhhhhhh!

Guys! There's a shifty cat over there

Who's planning a heist

At the stacking art gala tonight!

What's the stacking art gala?

It's the gala

That features the greatest grocery displays of all time,

Including the leaning tower of pizza.

Did you figure that out

With your super psychic grocery powers?

The items in his cart made it obvious that he was-

Yes. It was my powers.

Dave: then we must take the law into our own paws.

Dave-

We will stop this cat menace

And the entire world will thank us for our awesomeness!

Uh, dave-

Scaredy, please, I'm on a roll.

The world will bake us a giant cake

That says "nice work, shelly!"

None of us are named shelly

So they will need to make a second giant cake.

We will get two. Giant. Cakes!

Dave, the cat is getting away!

[Boat zooms away]

To the davemobile!

Davemobile?

[Whistles] taxi!

What? Every angry mob needs a torch.

[Doorbell rings]

Good afternoon, gentlemen, how may I help you?

We've got a few questions for you.

Reginald yarnchaser at your service.

You're in big trouble, yarnchaser.

Me? Steal the leaning tower of pizza from the museum?

I would never do anything of the sort.

Buck: good enough for me.

Dave: whew!

Hatton: scaredy, how could you even think that

About someone with a hot tub!

Boys, not everyone with a hot tub is a good person.

Well, most are.

Scaredy: what about all the weird robbery stuff

You were buying, huh?!

I do have crazy far-fetched explanations for all

That I hope you won't question.

First, I bought extra-tight pantyhose

To help with the circulatory problems

I have in my feet;

The grappling hook is, of course,

To hang christmas decorations;

The bolt cutter is simply to help dice carrots for dinner;

The latex gloves are to make giant hand balloons -

Who doesn't love to high-five a balloon? -

And the copy of "how to steal the leaning tower of pizza

From the opening night gala

Of the stacking art exhibit tonight"

Is for evening out the table.

It wobbles, yes.

You see, scaredy? No reason for concern.

I'm simply a humble, hot-tubbing cat.

Okay, then why is this whole room

Filled with stolen stacking art?

Reginald: garage sales.

Scaredy, your negativity is totally ruining my soak.

Scaredy: buck, he's stealing your necklace right now!

Stealing? Oh my, no!

Polishing!

Scaredy, I think you should leave.

Oh, now, there's no need for that.

It's okay, I was just leaving.

Dave?

Are we going to another hot tub?

No.

Dave: aw, man!

Well, [southern drawl] I greatly enjoyed your visit.

[British accent] I mean... Safe travels!

Ta-ta!

Hmm...

Dave: I can't believe you thought reggie was a burglar!

I mean, he's a cat!

A cat burglar? Ridiculous!

But dave!

Hmm... Good point.

If we're gonna stop him,

We should have a cool name like "the rodent patrol."

No!

I'll be special agent skunktowski

And you can be detective scaredowicz.

Or we could go with... Plan a.

Aw! We always start with plan a

And it never works.

Maybe this time we should go straight to plan c?

Hmm... Plan c... Plan c...

Ah yes, we steal the leaning tower of pizza before reginald

So we can keep it safe!

Awesome!

Now what do I always say about plan c?

Oh, yeah. "That is just crazy enough to work!"

Are you ready?

"Yes."

♪♪♪

Wowwwwwwwwwwww!

Is art supposed to make you hungry?

Absolutely!

Look, there's the venus de phyllo.

Dave: so beautiful!

And flaky!

[Chomps]

Dave! What are you-? Huh.

I actually I like it better that way.

[Belches]

This is it, dave.

The leaning tower of pizza.

It's...glorious.

Dave, invisible lasers.

Release the vapour!

Avec plaisir.

[Farts]

Just like we practiced.

♪♪♪

We did it! Come on!

Now we just have to get the pizza somewhere safe-

[Object shatters nearby]

Did you hear that?

Maybe it was the wind.

Is wind made of glass?

Ricky: [southern accent]: whoops! Excuse me there, fella.

Someone's here! Don't move.

[Stomach growls] uh-oh.

What do you mean "uh-oh"?

I mean uh-oh, I'm going to release

Some more laser revealing vapor.

Scaredy: but we already made it through the lasers!

Well, apparently somebody forgot to tell my butt.

[Farts]

Ricky: who's in here?

Scaredy: sorry. It's scaredy squirrel and my best friend dave.

Ricky: ricky.

Um, listen, ricky,

We're here trying to save the leaning tower of pizza

From being stolen by an evil cat.

Stolen? Not on my watch.

I may be blind and deaf in one ear,

But I still heard you two bumping around.

I live right next door.

Trust me, fellas,

That pizza ain't gonna get nicked by no cat -

Of that you can be assured.

Now, you two git on yer way.

I'll walk ya out.

Wait up, I'm comin'!

Well, guess the art is safe.

Hmm... I don't know.

With that nice blind security guard in charge,

What could possibly go wrong?

[Sirens wail]

Scaredy: what? What happened?

Can someone tell me what happened?

Anyone?

Agent skunktowski. What's the 511?

Did you just show me a coupon for pudding?

Yep. I love pudding.

Me too, skunktowski, me too!

Someone just stole the leaning tower of pizza.

I know who it was! I do!

It was a cat named reginald yarnchaser!

Well, I hope not!

We just released him on his own recognizance

After we found him running from the scene

With a leaning tower of pizza-shaped object

Under his arm.

Ugh! I am not good at my job.

Don't take it so hard, sarge.

Scaredowitz is psychiatric.

Psychic - and I'm not!

Wait, I know where to find him!

Dave: the security guards house?

Scaredy: yep.

Head cop: great work, boys!

We never would have cracked this case

Without your psychic powers!

For the last time,

I'm not psychic!

It's common sense!

How do you not learn this in police school?

There's a police school?

Ladies and gentlemen,

I give you... Your art thief!

Head cop and dave: ricky?!

The first thing that struck me about reggie

Was his love of hot tubs.

But as we all know, cats and water don't mix-

So you figured it out because your psychic?

Sweet.

Scaredy: right.

But then reggie slipped into a southern drawl...

Much like-

Dave: you can't fool a psychic, no siree bob!

[Clears throat]

Finally, I found it odd that a blind security guard

Was using a flashlight and he was also-

Dave and head cop: [chanting] psychic! Psychic! Psychic!

Ricky: and I woulda got away with it

If it wasn't for that meddlin' psychic squirrel

And, to a lesser extent, that flatulent skunk feller.

Scaredy: take 'em away, boys!

We did it, dave!

The leaning tower of pizza is safe and sound once again.

Dave: [mouth full] totally.

Dave! That's a priceless work of art!

Dave!

I told you, it's skuuunk-towww-ski.

Dave: balsa city...

♪ Dangerous city

Dangerous all the time...

Full of dangerous crime.

♪ Dangerous in the day

♪ And dangerous at night

Is it dangerous there?

Oh, it's dangerous all right.

I need a word synonymous with the word dangerous.

♪ But, super luckily, scaredowitz and skunktowski ♪

Keep balsa under control!

♪ Scaredowitz and skunktowski ♪

♪ Keep balsa under control!

Hey, I just said that!

♪ They're the rodent patrol!

Rodent patrol!