04x04 - Arachnofriendly / 28 Daves Later

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[Big band style music plays]

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♪ Doo-boo doo-bah-bah dow!

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♪ Dah-dah dee-bah-dee-bah dah-bee-dah ♪

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♪ Oh yeah! Yeah!

♪ Dah-dah doo-yah dah-dah-dah dah-bah-dah-bah doh! ♪

[Thunder of stampeding feet]

Stop shaking cows!

That's not how you make a milkshake!

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Scaredy: hey, buck-ster, see at the party!

Gary, good buddy,

You ready to go ape tonight?

Gary: [laughing]

[Laughing] ape!

I don't get it.

What's the meaning of this?!

You know I don't allow strutting and pointing

On store time!

Scaredy: haven't you heard?

It's richard's birthday!

I'm throwing him the party of the century!

I remember when he was just a pup.

[Tears up] they grow up so fast...

Awww... Weird.

Just look at who's coming!

Arthur a. Aardvark, alan a. Albatross, aaron a...

You're just reading the phone book!

Of course!

I'm friends with everyone in balsa!

Nestor: whatever.

I need you for grocery delivery.

Take this, and these,

And all these.

Scaredy: grocery delivery? That's a first.

Who gets groceries delivered?

Here's the address.

The customer's name is webster aykroyd.

Who? He's not on my invite list.

I thought I knew everyone in balsa!

Guess you're not as popular as you thought.

This is the address of a friend I haven't met yet!

Dave: yeah! And his groceries taste awesome.

Dave!

Scaredy: must... Deliver... Groceries.

New... Pal... Waiting!

[Groans]

[Rings doorbell] grocery delivery!

Webster: thanks! Just leave them by the door!

But don't you wanna say hi?

Webster: sure. Okay.

Hi. Boy, that was fun.

Have a nice day, now.

Well, if you don't come out, how are you gonna pay?

Webster: keep the change!

Fine, then.

I guess I'll just be on my way.

Later, skater. Toodle-loo.

[Wooden clogs clack] cheerio!

Catch you on the flip side!

[Doors creak open]

Okay, webster,

Nobody escapes my friendship!

Hi there, new... Friend!

Ahhhhhhh!

A spiiiiideeeeer!

Webster: [crying]

Huh?

Hold on, why are you crying?

You're the terrify-er, I'm the terrify-ee.

I know.

I'm always the terrify-er.

That's why I have no friends

And that's why I'm crying!

Scaredy: no, no, it's okay.

I was just startled.

So... [Snuffles] you're not scared of me?

Ahhh! [Hiss]

I am. Very, very much.

But my name's scaredy!

I'm scared of a lot of things:

Undercooked nuts, butterflies, fast and moderate speeds.

Hey! You should come to my party!

My friends won't be scared of you.

Yes they will. Everyone is.

Ah, you're exaggerating.

Ahhhhh!

[Screams]

I guess it couldn't hurt to dress you up a bit.

Makeover!

[Metallic ring]

Ahhh!

Hmm...

There!

Now you don't look freaky at all!

Okay, still a bit freaky, but better.

Come on! My friends will be here soon...

[Party chatter, music plays]

Buck: hey, scaredy! Richard let us in.

That guy's a party animal!

[Blows party favour]

Everyone, I'd like you to meet my new friend, webster!

Mildred: nice kilt! [Belches]

Hatton: dig the stash!

Dave: the name's dave! Put her there, pal.

Did anyone else just feel a terrifying chill in here?

Nope!

Must just be me then.

Hey, everyone, it's pinata time!

[Cheering]

Dave: oh! Oh! Let me get into position!

All set!

Here, take a swing!

Really?

Okay. I'll try my best.

Ha!

[Hisses]

[Shocked gasps]

This game's more horrifying than I remember.

[Chuckles] nice one, webster.

How about a different game?

Buck: I know!

Pin the tail on the donkey!

[Spits] I hate this game!

Ahhhh!

Gary: don't let him get away!

[Webster hisses, hatton screams and struggles]

Ow! That's my nose.

[Laughs]

That was...interesting.

[Chuckles awkwardly] funnnn.

Dave: um, scaredy,

There's something freaky-weird strange about webster.

Scaredy: I don't know what you're tal-

Aggghhhhh!

Webster: oops! My bad!

I make these when I'm nervous.

Here, let me get you out...

[Belches]

[Terrified screams]

Dave: scaredy. Don't. Move.

You have a spider on your shoulder.

[Hard wack] got 'im!

I knew this would happen! [Crying]

You guys should be ashamed of yourselves!

Webster's not so different!

Is he a giant spider?

Sure!

Is he a massive yet stealthy predator

That could devour us at any second?

You bet!

But is that a reason to fear him?

Dave: yes.

Wrong answer.

Webster? Where'd you go?

Right here. Agggghhhhh!

I mean, oh, there you are!

I know you had a setback, but you can't leave now!

It's like that saying.

If you fall off the horse, what do you do?

Grab it in a web, yank it to the ground,

And drain all its blood?

Let's try a different saying.

What did the itsy-bitsy spider do

When the rain washed him out?

Webster: ahhhhhhhh! Rain! Where?

Um... Little help?

See? You're harmless.

Total friend material.

Yeah right.

I've got eight eyes and eight hairy legs.

That just means your... Eight times as awesome!

Say it with me: eight is great!

Eight is... Great.

Hey, that felt good.

Eight is great!

Eight is great!

[Shudders] yeah...

Hey, everyone, webster's back!

Isn't that great?

Buck, mildred and hatton: yaaaaay...

Um, I just wanted to show everyone

Something I made for richard.

All: awwwwww...

You know what they say? Eight is great.

[Birds chirp and caw]

Hey, guys, check this out.

[Cheering]

Eight is great!

I prepared some delicious snacks.

[Cheering]

Here you go.

Help us! Help us!

Eight is great!

All: [gag] ewww!

Mmmmmm!

Scaredy: I'm so happy webster got along with everyone.

Maybe this is a new beginning for me.

Scaredy squirrel, friend maker.

Dave: I'm just happy my tail doesn't poof up any-

Webster: hi, guys!

Scaredy: hey, webster!

Getting your own groceries?

Better! I work here now!

Oops! Gotta get back to it!

Momma: when webster agreed to do eight times the work

Of everyone else,

I hired him on the spot!

Scaredy: what'll he be doing?

Nestor: what won't he be doing? Look!

[Cash register beeps]

Two registers at once?!

And he's bagging!

Webster: will that be paper or silk?

Thank you! Come again!

You should see him at the bulk bins!

You gonna pay for those?

[Screams]

Scaredy: it'll be fun working with you, webster!

Maybe one day I'll teach you the fine art of stack-

Oof! Huh?

Webster: eight is great.

What?

[Gasps] his stacks don't fall over.

Gee, it's almost like webster's the only employee they need.

Momma: the squirrel has a point.

You're all fired!

[Gasps] [belches]

You heard the lady!

Momma: you too, dunder-beak!

What?! But momma!

This is madness.

Ahem! No loitering, please!

Are you going to leave

Or do I have to escort you out?

I'm also the store security guard.

Isn't that neat?

But I thought we were friends.

I'm eight times as awesome as you are!

Why would I be friends

With a bunch of two-legged freaks?

[Mooing]

You ain't impressing anyone either, four-legs.

Ahhhhh!

Moo!

Buck: this is all your fault!

Making that lonely spider feel better about himself

Was very selfishof you! [Belches]

All good points.

But at least things can't get any worse, right?

[Thunder strikes, rain patters]

All: [groan]

[Gasps]

[Pained groans]

Wait! That's it!

All we need to do is make it rain... Inside.

Nestor: ha! How do you plan to do that?

I know how!

Let's wash this spider out.

Scaredy: uh, dave,

How will baking cookies make it rain?

I don't know,

But it happens every time.

Well, it better work before webster-

Dave: too late.

Webster: hey! What are you two doing?!

[Fire detectors beep]

Eeeek! Water!

It's all melting!

Melting!

Oh, what a store!

Why is everything covered in goo?

Sprinklers, you're fired!

Sprinklers: [scream]

You! Scary guy! This is all your fault.

But I'm eight times as awesome

As anyone else is!

Momma: then you're fired, fired, fired, fired,

Fired, fired, fired, fired!

Webster: [bursts into tears]

[Sighs] I never like to see anyone cry.

Especially when they have eight eyes. Ugh!

Scaredy: so, with webster gone,

I guess you have no choice but to rehire us.

Then why are you standing around?

Get back to work!

Scaredy: [whimpers]

I'm glad everything's back to normal.

Mmm... [Gasps]

You know, if you wash your tail with mayonnaise,

It'll control the frizz better.

[Panicked panting] ahhhhhhhh!

[Roars] okay, that's pretty scary.

Oh! Please don't be frightened!

I'm just a lonely toilet monster

Who wanted some groceries.

We're happy to help!

You sure that's a good idea?

Scaredy: dave!

Just because things didn't work with webster

Doesn't mean this harmless lady

Doesn't deserve a chance.

First thing you need is a-

Aggghhhh!

[Liquid splats and hisses]

Oops! I'm sorry!

That's just a nervous tick I get

Whenever I see something move.

If you guys don't mind, I'm gonna lie down.

So have you heard of our delivery service?

♪♪

[Slurping]

[Relaxed sigh]

My last day of vacation, richard.

Nothing but sunshine, fresh air, and...

Dave: cannonball!

Aggghhh! [Splash]

Dave!

What's the fishing rod for?

We're in a wading pool.

What's the pool waiting for?

It would just be faster

If I don't try and explain it to you.

[Alarm rings, gasps excitedly]

My vacation is over!

Woo-hoo!

Time to get back to work!

I'm gonna stay here and keep waiting with the pool

For whatever it's waiting for.

[Air hisses]

Waterslide!

Scaredy: I'm back, everyone!

You can all relax now!

The worker bee is back at the hive!

Buck! Gary!

My big vay-cay's over! Did you guys miss me?

You were on vacation?

Can't say I noticed.

You two are ha-ha-larious!

Seriously. You were gone?

Um, yeah.

Hey, nestor, I'm back.

What needs stacking?

I'm sorry, you are...?

Scaredy... Squirrel?

Sca-ra-dy squirrel?

You yell at me lots.

I'm scared and I'm a squirrel.

I was named stacker of the year

By "stack beat" magazine.

And I save the store from total mayhem

Twice a week.

Hmm... It's still not-

I work here!

Please! I was only gone for a week!

A week, huh?

Well, I'm sorry, scooter squirrel,

But in the last week

This store has never run better.

A well-run store is nothing to sneeze at.

Ah-choo!

With or without lotion?

[Sneezes] oh! I can't be sick!

The row row your grocery store dragon boat race

Is this afternoon!

I know that because I work here!

If this store loses again to the sorta fresh,

Momma will make me sorta dead!

Don't worry, nestor.

I'll make sure team stash "n" hoard

Wins that race,

If my name isn't...

Come on... Starsky squiddle?

Forget it.

Now come on, you better rest up

So you're ready for the race.

[Drill whirs, hammer bangs]

Dave: hey, scare!

Everyone happy you're back?

Nestor forgot about me in just 7 days?!

That's crazy! Who's nestor?

But now he's feeling sick

So I have an opportunity to remind him

Of how truly indispensable I am!

Staff meeting!

There's no way this could go wrong.

Scaredy: okay, everyone!

Nestor has put me in charge, so we're going-

Buck: who are you?

I'm scaredy!

Anyway...

Today is the "row row your grocery store dragon boat race"

And we're competing against the sorta fresh store!

Ohhhh... Evil.

Buck: where's nestor?

He usually gives us that hilarious pep talk

With the screaming and the threatening.

Mildred: sooo funny.

Scaredy: he's a little under the weather right now,

So he's quarantined in his office until the race.

Buck: [coughing]

I musta caught nestor's horrible illness!

And I've got so much cleaning to do today!

It's okay, buck!

Go home and get some rest

So you'll be ready for the race tonight!

Buck: thanks, scaredy.

[Moans] ohhhh...

Not you too, gary?!

Not a problem!

I'll cover your shift!

Go. Go, go.

Uh, anyone else feeling a little-

[Cheering]

Scaredy: all of you go straight home and drink plenty of liquids!

And remember, the boat race starts at 5:00 p.m. Sharp!

Well, mildred,

Looks like it's just me and you-

Oh! Hack. Cough. Fever. Going home.

[Jetpack whooshes]

Dave: wow. You are totally alone now running the whole store!

This is bad, right?

Bad? Really bad?

Noooope!

Because I'm gonna put the "i" in teamwork,

And prove to nestor just how important I am!

Nestor: attention, employees!

I have reports of a line-up at cash 3,

A clean-up in aisle 2,

And somebody needs to photocopy the store flyer!

Pronto!

Ah! This is bad!

Let me do something.

I've never let you down before!

Okay! Find a copy shop,

Make some copies and bring back the flyers!

I can totally do that!

Hold this. I'll be right back!

Dave! You need this!

Right, right. You can count on me.

Find a copy shop, make some copies,

And bring back the flyers!

Find a coffee shop, get some puppies,

And bring back some flowers.

No... Find a traffic cop,

Get a hobby, and join a choir.

The little shop of what you seek. A-ha!

Loaf of bread, a quart of milk,

And a stick of butter. Three dollars.

Bunny: yaaayyyyy!

What can I help you seek?

I need floppy shopsies.

No. Copter popos!

Um.. Ploppy coffers?

Do you need some copies of this?

No. Wait. Yes.

This might hurt a bit.

And by "bit" I mean the opposite of a bit.

Dave: [laughing] it tickles!

Aaagghh! Now it tickles in a bad way!

Make it stop!

Awww...

Raccoon: there you have it! 27 Copies.

Dave: uh-oh! I don't think I did this right.

[Angry chatter, growling, phone rings]

We're open from 8:00 till 5:00.

We have 17 varieties of apples.

No, I said we're open till 3:49.

Seventeen dollars an apple!

Hold, please, I have another pickle!

Scaredy: tomato soup for you!

Oatmeal!

Ham!

Crackers!

Cat food!

Agggghhhhhhhh!

Nestor: attention employees!

Produce shipment arriving in the back,

Somebody stock the slippery shrimp

And somebody take out the trash!

Agghhh! I can't take it anymore!

Ta-da! Here you go, scare.

Dave, you did what I asked without any trouble at all?

Dave: uh... Yep! Just got some copies.

Wow. I can't believe...

Ha! Ha! Ha! Look, scare, you're on sale!

That's not a toy, dave.

I've got heaps of other work to do,

So can you just go ride bertha?

Don't have to tell me twice!

Dave?! What're you doing?! Ketchup art.

It'll compliment my french fry sculpture

In aisle 3.

Would you go ride bertha, please?!

Dave: don't have to tell me twice!

I just did!

Dave: this cereal has a surprise inside...

And it's me!

Dave, what are you doing?

I told you to go ride bertha!

No you didn't.

Well, I must be going crazy then.

C'mon!

Now stay here and ride-

Agggghhhhh!

Daves: weeeeee! Weeeeeee! Weeeeeee!

Scaredy: what have you done?!

Dave: you told me to get copies!

Dave: this is david.

And that over there is lil' dave, davey, dave-bo,

Big daddy d, davetron 2000, and ramone.

[Snaps finger] hola!

I think he's adopted.

I'm trying to show nestor how responsible I am,

And now I have to deal with all of you?

Daves: weeeeee!

Dave: we should start an indoor baseball league,

Or I could use them as stunt doubles.

[Glass shatters]

Dave: see? That would've really hurt if it was me.

I don't have time for this!

I've got to run the store single-handedly.

We can help.

Scaredy: no!

Dave: dave's disperse.

[Rumbling]

[Daves rumble and scream, loud crash]

Agghhhh!

Ouch!

Woo-hoo!

Ahhhh!

Owwww!

[Scanner beeps]

[Buzzes]

Nooooo!

Owww!

It's almost 5 o'clock! Ow!

Is everyone ready for the row row your grocery store

Dragon boat race?!

Uh... Just getting into their uniforms, nestor.

Good! We'll meet at the lake in half an hour!

If we lose,

You'll be taking a permanent vacation!

Whoa!

Nestor: whoa! Ugh! Gah!

Why do they makes ba*ls so round?

Where is everyone?

They were suppose to come back for the race!

Buck, it's scaredy.

You feeling good enough to compete

In the dragon boat race?

[Clears throat] I dunno, scaredy.

I'm really not feeling so- aaaggggghhh!

Buck: ggghhhhhhh!! Mildred: ahhhhhhh!

Gary: wahhhhhhhhh!

Scaredy: that is so weird.

They're all together, and they sound really sick!

Scaredy bought it, everyone!

Yay!

Weeeee! Aggghhhhh!

What am I gonna do?

I don't have a team for the dragon boat race.

[Loud crash]

Not my fault.

Hmm!

Guy bigteeth: hello, balsa!

And welcome to the row row row your grocery store...

Really? Dragon boat race!

Scaredy: remember, none of you are dave, except for you, dave.

Dave: right.

Scaredy: no! Buck, hatton, mildred, wendy, gary.

Only dave is dave.

Nestor: bawk!

Shhhhhh! Here comes nestor!

Nestor: all right, team.

We need to win this or we're all in-

Nestor: mildred? You look... Wrong.

Thank you. Burp.

Nestor: whatever.

Just win!

Guy bigteeth: and sailing on fishful of dollars

Is the menacing-looking staff from the sorta fresh.

They look like cheaters to me.

Just my opinion.

It's the goatees.

On your marks, get set... Go!

[Starter p*stol pops]

Scaredy: more weight in the stern!

Balance the starboard side!

Watch the leeward wind!

I have no clue what language that is, but okay!

How about we make things more interesting, squirrel?

Let's race to the end,

Without paddles!

Well, that's just ridiculous.

Dave: you're on!

Scaredy: no!

Goatee nestor: [laughing] suckers!

[Motor roars]

Scaredy: they've got a motor!

They're cheating!

Well, if cheating's how they wanna play,

Then two can cheat at that playing!

Daves, no!

Dave: all right, daves,

Time for plan f! Hurricane stench!

Now, release the foul winds of victory!

[Fart loudly]

[Crowd cheers]

[Crowd cheers]

Ramone: hola!

Scaredy: woo-hoo! We did it, daves!

[Loud crash, daves groan]

Scaredy: see, nestor?

I told you I'd take care of everything!

You certainly did, shaggy.

Now someone get me out of this hamster ball!

I can't believe we did it.

Yep! As my nana used to say,

"If you put your mind to it,

And duplicate yourself 27 times,

You can accomplish anything!"

What do you say we go get ice cream to celebrate?

I'm buying!

You sure?

Of course! I owe you one!

Daves: thanks, scare!

Aaaaagggghhhhh!!!