04x06 - Buck Up Buck / Ice Cream Headache

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[Big band style music plays]

♪♪

♪ Doop-dah!

♪ Dooby-doo-wah!

♪ Doop-dah! Dooby-doo-wah! ♪

♪ Doo-boo doo-bah-bah dow!

♪ Dooby-doo-dah dah bah-dah-dah dee-bah ♪

♪ Dah-dah dee-bah-dee-bah dah-bee-dah ♪

♪ Bah-dee-dah dah-dah dah deedle-dah oh! ♪

♪ Oh yeah! Yeah!

♪ Dah-dah doo-yah dah-dah-dah dah-bah-dah-bah doh! ♪

[Thunder of stampeding feet]

Stop shaking cows!

That's not how you make a milkshake!

♪♪

Dave: pleeeeassseee!

Agghhh-agghhh-agghhh!

Scaredy: dave, the marshmallow surprise-in-a-box

Is for paying customers.

Dave: here's a random customer.

Do it, scaredy, do it!

I just came in for some kitty litter.

It's always "me me me" with you.

Gah! Cats!

Scaredy: okay, fine.

Dave: [gasps]

[Lever cranks, plays "pop goes the weasel"]

Faster, scaredy, faster!

Ugh! [Straining]

[Panting hard]

[Rumbling]

[Loud expl*si*n]

Oh boy!

[Laughs and farts]

[Laughs and farts]

Don't I get any?

Shoo! Shoo! Shoo!

My three favourite things:

Marshmallows, surprises, and marshmallow rain.

One! More! Time!

[Groans]

Buck: yup. On tuesday, I pulled two dump trucks

Around the block with these champion chompers.

Beaver kids: wow!

[Saw whirs]

Beaver kids: [impressed gasps]

Here you go. Keep it.

Beaver kid 1: you're amaaaaaaazing.

Do the shine-a-tron 5000 again!

All right, all right, all right.

Everybeaver ready?

[Whirring]

Beaver kids: wow!

I have got to get a new toothpaste.

[Rumbling]

Beaver kids: [gasps] woo-hoo! Hmph!

They'll be fine... I think.

Actually, who knows?

Marshmallow surprise, buck?

A new surprise in ever bite!

[Hard clank]

Buck: yooowwww!

What's in these things?

Sugar, water, stickiness, cloudiness,

And... Pet rocks.

Rocks?!

Uh... Surprise!

Owwww!

My toof!

You can't handle the toof!

Too soon? Too late?

Buck, I am so sorry.

I know how important your teeth are to you.

It's no big thing.

Forget about it, scaredy.

Seriously.

Scaredy: buck, wait up.

Aghhhhh! [Cat meows]

Mmm...

Are you sure there's nothing I can do?

It's just a tooth.

I'm still the same old buck.

Okay, I'll just try some soup.

What? I'm gonna start work.

[Struggling]

Buck: whoops!

[Screaming]

Aaggghhhh! Gotta build a dam!

[Whimpering]

Aggghhhh!

I'm a useless beaver!

Beaver kid 1: I can't believe I took this from you!

[Crying]

Oh buck, it's all right.

Don't cry.

Yeah, you'll never be able to dam it up.

[Cries harder]

See, buck,

I can't help but think that this is somehow-

Totally!

Totally my partial fault.

Total fault.

Okay. Totally my total fault.

Look, I'm gonna help you get your beaverness back.

Whatever it takes. You ready?

Buck: no!

To the dentist!

Buck: noooooo!

Dr. Walrus: all right, now what do you see?

Uh... E-x-d-

What are you doing? You're a dentist!

Ah, yes, of course.

What do you taste?

Listen, my friend here chipped his tooth.

Can you fix it?

Oh no, no, no.

Beaver teeth can't be fixed.

We learned that on the first day of dentist school...

Or was it vet school?

What?!

Seems like your friend is hard of hearing.

Why would you bring him to a foot doctor?

Is there anything we can do

About his teeth?!

We have some lovely dentures.

[Teeth clack]

Aghhhhh!

[Sputters and spits]

It's no use.

Dave: [laughter]

Dave, this is nothing to laugh about.

[Gas hisses, dave laughs]

Hey! That's laughing gas!

That's for sharing.

[Laughing]

[Crying] we can fix this, buck!

You just have to stop feeling self-conscious

About your teeth.

I'm not self-conscious.

Driver: and on your right,

One of the animal kingdom's cruelest jokes,

A beaver with no bite.

Passengers: awwwwww!

He's right.

I am useless.

Hey, you're not useless!

Yes, I am!

I can't eat soup!

I can't build a dam!

I can't even do my job!

Then we're just gonna have to find you a new job!

Can't crying be my job?

No! That's his job.

[Sobbing]

I get weekends off.

C'mon! We can do this!

Ooh! Walking muffin!

[Stomach growls, teeth clack]

Scaredy: with a tail like that,

You were born to be a pizza maker.

Uh, I don't know about this, scaredy.

I don't have much control over my-

[Powerful slap, loud crash]

Cosmonaut: yuri, did you order pizza?

It'll come back... Eventually.

Okay! Who's ready to learn swimming

From a real-life beaver?!

Uh, hi... How you doing?

All right, buck.

Show these kids

How nature's greatest swimming rodent does it!

["The blue danube waltz" plays]

Distress! Distress!

[Splash] distress!

Distress!

[Laughing]

Let's try something... Drier.

♪ I chipped my tooth on a marshmallow treat ♪

♪ Da-na na-na

♪ I'm the saddest beaver that you'll ever meet ♪

♪ Da-na na-na

[Crowd boos, tomatoes splat]

Your blues make me sad,

But in a bad way.

C'mon! He's great! Right, dave?

[Yelling] two tacos with extra cheese.

[Rooster crows]

Okay, buck!

It all came to me this morning

During my pre-bath shower.

It's all about finding your skill set!

Uh, where's buck?

You didn't hear?

Buck's gone to live out his days

At the colony of useless animals.

Why didn't you stop him?

He was halfway across the room...

And I was eating this really great sandwich.

We've got to do something!

Bird reporter: attention, citizens!

The balsa river is about to overflow,

Flooding the entire town!

Don't panic!

We're all gonners!

Don't panic! [Screaming]

Gary, scaredy and dave: [gasp]

Run for your lives.

Awwww! But the door's way over there!

Wow! If you hadn't broken buck's tooth,

He could build a dam and save balsa.

You must feel awful!

It wasn't really my fault, i-

And then the marshmallows-

I've gotta fix this.

I am going to the colony of useless animals!

[Sign fizzles, bird caws]

Welcome to the colony of useless animals.

Please don't do anything useful during your visit.

It only magnifies our uselessness.

I'm just here to find my friend,

Rebuild his confidence

And bring him back to save our town.

Hmm. Sounds pretty useless to me.

[Gasps]

Buck, you gotta come back! We need you.

Nuh-uh. This is where I belong now.

Balsa's in danger.

We need you to build a dam!

I can't help; I'm useless,

Just like all these guys.

How are these guys useless?

Isn't it obvious?

That's steve,

The unicorn born without a horn.

Over there's ernesto, the wingless pegasus.

Andre is the world's only spotless,

Short-necked giraffe.

And you've already met bruno.

He is one malformed duck!

I'm so sad. I mean... Quack quack.

Well, that's because you're a horse!

Really?

Scaredy: yes. And you're a horse,

You're a horse, you're a horse.

Now that you say it, it makes a lot of sense.

[They whinny]

See, buck?

They aren't useless after all and neither are you!

Yeah! I'm not useless! I'm a horse!

No.

You know what you are?!

You're a beaver! And balsa needs you!

Say it with me now.

Be the beaver! Be the beaver!

Be! The! Beaver!

Be the beaver?

That's right; you can do it!

I think I dam! I think I dam!

I think I dam!

I think I dam!

Let's go!

Buck: I think I dam! I think I dam!

I think I dam!

Bird reporter: attention, balsa,

A giant wall of water is heading towards the city.

Please remain calm!

Aaaaggghhhhh!

I thought I wood,

I thought I wood, I thought I wood...

C'mon, buck!

I can't do it, scaredy!

Ahhhhhhhh!

[Water rushing]

Well, I can't make a dam.

There's no way I could put one thing on top of another

In an organized and visually pleasing manner.

Oh, wait. I guess I could do that.

Then do it!

And make sure you start with big strong items

At the base!

Scaredy: got it. Thanks.

[Grunts of effort]

We need something triangular here.

Try the pizza!

This hole's kinda tubular.

[Plays tuba]

Go for the tuba!

Almost there!

Grab the wheel!

Let's be honest,

I basically just hang clothes on this.

Buck: thanks, barry!

[Water wooshes]

Woo-hoo! [Cheering]

All: [gasp]

Dave: skunks first!

Where are the life boats?

There aren't enough life boats!

There's nothing small enough to fit in this hole?

I got just the thing.

[Heavenly choir sings]

Hooray! [Cheering]

A hand for buck! He just saved balsa!

Buck: ha-ha! Oh yeah!

The beaver is back!

Bird reporter: amazing!

A chipped tooth beaver

Has single-handedly saved balsa from destruction!

Well, actually, I also-

All: go buck! Go buck! Go, go, go buck!

But technically, I did most of the-

You know what? I'm gonna let it go.

We did it, dave.

We got buck's confidence back!

Sure. Whatever.

I am huuun-ga-ry.

Dave, no!

Hey, look what I got!

It's a professor beavertooth set.

All right! That would be perfect for-

My stomach?

Were you going to say my stomach?

No. No, I was not.

[Stomach rumbles]

[Teeth chatter]

Teeth: good night, folks!

♪♪

Scaredy: gary! C'mon!

Wave your arms around!

That's it.

Whatcha think?

Does that make you wanna head to the freezer section

And buy some ice cream?

Huh? Huh?

Scaredy! It's the first day of summer.

No one wants ice cream from a grocery store.

Then where do they get their ice-

Shhhh! [Tune chimes] I think I hear it!

Let's go!

Go where?

Ice creeeeam truuck!

Dave, those things are filthy!

Ice cream from trucks are covered in fingerprints,

Knuckle hair, and sneeze juice!

And I don't trust their sprinkles one bit.

True. But...

Ice cream truck, ice cream truck,

Ice cream truuuuuck!

Agghhhh!

Gary: aggghhhhhhhh!

Ice cream truuuuuuuck!

One, please.

Ice cream truuuuuuuuuck!

Coming through!

We were here first!

Hey, no budding!

What'll it be, young fella?

I want a sundae!

No! A double sundae!

No! A triple sundae!

No! A... What comes after triple?

A stomach ache! [Giggles]

And for your friend?

Dave: who?

Dave: scaredy, what do you want?

Well, since you're getting a sundae,

I'll get my favourite day.

A monday! [Laughs]

Get it? Monday?

[Alarm wails, everyone gasps]

Dave: scaredy, a mondae's like fifty sundaes at once!

Oh. I didn't know that.

Maybe I'll just get a-

Vendor: it's too late!

I'll have to get... The omega scoop!

[Beeps, whirs open]

[Locks click, beeping]

[Scan whirs]

[Glass shatters]

Vendor: [yells in pain]

Scaredy: sir, are you okay?

Vendor: no! It's my serving arm!

I must have sprained it!

Anteater: but who will serve us ice cream?!

Gary: he has the only truck in town!

We're doomed! [Gulps]

This is the worst disaster in balsa history!

Don't be ridiculous.

This is the worst disaster in balsa history!

Scaredy: it's okay!

The stash "n" hoard has plenty of ice-

All: it's not the same!

Look, there's no need to go crazy-

Let's go crazy!

Aaaaaaaaaarrrrghhhh!

[Angry yelling, objects smash]

Everybody stop!

If it means saving the city of balsa from certain doom,

I, scaredy squirrel, will run the ice cream truck!

I guess that'll work.

I mean, how hard can it be?

And to add hilarious comedic moments,

I'll help.

Go, brave varmints.

You're balsa's only hope.

I won't let you down, old-timey ice cream guy.

So is there like a scoop manual or something?

Instructional dvd?

Nah!

Kone will teach you everything you need to know.

Kone?

Dave: wow! Digital creamery interface

With sensor activated sprinkle cannons!

What? I know my ice cream.

We better make sure it's good!

Agghhh...

Scaredy: no, dave!

We need to wait for this kone guy to show up.

Kone: ready to assist you.

What? Who said that?

Kone: this is kone speaking.

Ahhh! Where are you?

Kone: I am all around you.

This truck is fully automated

With artificial ice cream intelligence.

Scaredy: amazing!

Kone: ice cream valves at optimal capacity.

Processing flight path.

Balsa, prepare to get served.

[Tune chimes]

[Kids cheer]

Beaver kid: one sundae, please!

Sure thing, kiddo!

Dave: one banana split!

Uh, he ordered a sundae.

He did? Gah!

Totally my fault.

One chocolate ice cream!

I said sundae!

I knew that.

What is wrong with me?!

Here, one sundae!

Finally.

Uh-oh! There's a hair in it!

Can't serve that!

Here ya go!

This is hard work, but so far so good-

Kone: [alarm blares] warning! Warning!

Ice cream reserves depleted!

What? How can we be out of ice cream already?

[Mouth full] yeah. How goud we haff rung owt sho fasht?

[Angry crowd yelling]

Ahhhhh!

Crowd: ice cream! Ice cream! Ice cream!

Ahhh!

We gotta get outta here!

Kone: firing decoy. Stay frosty.

Buck: ice cream! Get it!

It's a fake!

[Crowd gasps]

[Beeping]

[Loud expl*si*n]

[Wind gusts]

Uh... Was that really necessary?

Kone: which of us is a sentient ice cream truck

And which is a panicky rodent?

Point taken.

Kone: we must refill our ice cream supply.

Oooh! Sounds like fun!

Kone: this is icy scream mountain.

[Lightning strikes]

I wanna go home.

Kone: it's molten, soft serve core

Contains the ice cream we need.

Do not worry.

The mountain is nothing to fear.

Both: whew!

Kone: but... It's guarded by extremely dangerous

Evil penguins.

What?!

Can't we just buy some ice cream from the store.

Kone and dave: it's not the same!

Just act natural.

[Whistling]

Penguin 1: who goes there?

Just some evil penguins

Doing, you know, evil penguin stuff.

Penguin 2: a true evil penguin would know the password!

Penguin 1: complete this riddle.

You scream, we scream,

Evil penguins scream for...

Peanut butter!

Scaredy: ice cream! Ice cream!

The answer's ice cream! Phew...

Penguin 1: you may enter.

Were you ever going to tell me

That you were an evil penguin?

Scaredy: shhhhhh!

We just gotta suck up some ice cream

And get out of here.

Penguin 1: hey, buddy.

I can't finish my ice cream.

You want it?

Dave: sure!

[Regurgitating]

Would you judge me if I ate it?

Scaredy: let's just hurry up and fill these tanks!

[Vacuum whirs]

Mine's not working. Work! Work!

Penguin 1: what's going on here?

Scaredy: uh, just vacuuming the ice cream.

It needed cleaning.

Sounds kooky to me...

Any kookier than an ice cream mountain

Filled with penguins?

Nope. Carry on.

Oh, here's the problem. It's not turned it on.

[Vacuum whirs]

Oops.

Penguin 1: intruders!

Get 'em!

Ahhhhhhh!

I know! The radio!

Good idea, dave!

Hi, pizza town?

One extra large pepperoni, please!

Yes, I'll hold.

Kone, we need evac, asap!

Kone: roger that. Just stay frosty.

Firing sprinkle cannons.

Penguins: aggghhhh!

The colours!

Kone: jump in!

Ungh!

Dave: we got company!

Scaredy: engaging chocolate dip-ifiers!

[Splat]

Scaredy: nice! We're almost home free!

Unnnggghhhh!

Agghhhhhhhh!

Scaredy: can we get through?!

Kone: scanning... Negative.

Kone, find us an alternate exit!

Kone: I am on it.

Ugh! Can you believe those guys?

At least they're gone.

Scaredy: look out, penguins!

Aggghhhhh!

Kone: hold on!

We're gonna make it!

[Truck sputters]

[Whistling splash]

Scaredy: o-kay, so that didn't work.

Kone: there is still a way to escape.

I will sink deep into the molten ice cream

And set off my self-destruct sequence.

It should blast you to freedom.

I guess we'll be buying ice cream

From the store from now on.

Scaredy: no! It's not the same!

Kone: it is for the good of balsa.

Self-destructing in ten, nine, eight, seven,

Six, five, four, three, two...

One. Stay frosty.

Penguin 1: she's gonna blow!

Scaredy: flying pengiuns? That makes no se-

Sennnnnnnnnse!

Runswell: I can't believe scaredy just up and vanished!

This is a disaster!

We're saved!

I mean... Save us!

Ugh! So hot...

Yaaay! Oh no.

[Cheering]

Woo-hoo!

You covered the whole city in ice cream!

Yeah! Let's hear it for scaredy!

[Cheering]

Yup, we sure saved the day.

But now no one needs to buy any!

You ruined my business!

Yes. That too.

It's too bad kone isn't here to share this moment.

Don't be so sure.

I managed to grab her brain at the last second.

Dave, that's amazing!

We should find her a cool new ride!

[Chuckles] I'm way ahead of you.

Dave: come on, she loves it!

Hey kone, can I call you bertha now?

Kone: answer still the same: negative!

You do realize we are going nowhere.

Yee-haaaw!

Kone: this is a useless existence.

Initiating self-destruct sequence

In five, four, three, two...

Did she just say something?

♪ It's scaredy squirrel's safety corner ♪

♪ Scaredy's in a corner and he's safe ♪

Today we are gonna talk about the dangers of penguins.

Testify!

Scaredy: penguins may look cute and fluffy,

And ready to wait tables,

But make no mistake, they're evil!

Stop hypnotizing me with our cuteness.

The main way you can tell that penguins are evil

Is that they don't fly.

[Doorbell rings]

Birds but no flying?

I mean, why have wings if you can't fly?

What are they hiding?

Uh, scare?

There's only one explanation: evil!

Scaredy? Pure flightless ev-!

This is a bit awkward.

[Angry screech]

Aggghhhhhh! Sorry!

I don't mean to- aggghhhhhh!

Yup, evil.

[Scaredy screams]