04x08 - Great Dane / Fudge Filled Fib

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[Big band style music plays]

♪♪

♪ Doop-dah!

♪ Dooby-doo-wah!

♪ Doop-dah! Dooby-doo-wah! ♪

♪ Doo-boo doo-bah-bah dow!

♪ Dooby-doo-dah dah bah-dah-dah dee-bah ♪

♪ Dah-dah dee-bah-dee-bah dah-bee-dah ♪

♪ Bah-dee-dah dah-dah dah deedle-dah oh! ♪

♪ Oh yeah! Yeah!

♪ Dah-dah doo-yah dah-dah-dah dah-bah-dah-bah doh! ♪

[Thunder of stampeding feet]

Once you lick a lollipop it's yours.

Seriously, don't be gross.

♪♪

Scaredy: [humming]

Gah! Dave!

We gotta get outta town, scaredy!

Right now!

Why?! What's happening?!

Dave: an emergency!

Scaredy: aaggghhhhhhh...

Aaggghhhhh!

Dave: suitcase!

Suitcase!

Scaredy: what is it? What's going on?

Giant, squirrel-eating dragon

Coming to balsa!

He eats squirrels! He's a dragon! Fact!

What?

It's totally true! It was in the newspaper!

That wasn't a newspaper, it was a pancake.

You can't prove that!

Scaredy: whoa, whoa, whoa.

What's really going on here?

[Sighs heavily]

My mom just called.

My brother, dane, is coming to visit.

Wait. You have a brother?

Yes, I have a brother.

And we gotta get outta town-

Why didn't I know you had a brother?

Because I never told you!

I should have you two over for dinner!

Ooh! Better tidy up.

You don't understand! He's horrible!

[Vacuum whirs]

When we were kids, he-

Scaredy: the past is the past, dave. Let it go.

He's your brother!

Dave: but he- [crash]

[Doorbell rings]

Who could that be?

[Gasps] don't answer it!

You're being silly.

Dave: no! Pleassssssse!

Hey there, buddy.

I was told I might find my brother here and i...

Dave!

Hello, dane.

It was great seeing you.

We should do this again sometime. Bye.

Be nice, dave, he's family.

Is this a bad time? Should I go?

Don't be ridiculous. Come in!

Scaredy: wow. Two brothers... Standing together.

How great is this?

So great,

And I'm in town for a whole week.

[Groans]

That's great!

One whole week to rebuild a bond between brothers.

Dave's my bestest friend in the whole world, you know!

Bestest friend in the world, huh?

[Evil organ music plays]

Scaredy: richard, pianissimo not fortissimo!

[Soft organ music plays]

Better.

Hey, you look happy.

When I woke up... Dane was gone!

Yeah! He came by my place this morning.

What did your face just say?

Dane got up early and didn't want to wake you

So he came to my place.

I think that's pretty considerate.

Wanna know what I think? Poop.

You're brother's awesome.

Don't throw away your whole relationship

Based on some silly childhood argument.

Wanna know what I think?

No! Poop!

Dane: hey, bro,

You know, this guy makes a mean frittata.

You're a mean frittata!

Scaredy: dave.

Dane: after breakfast, scaredy gave me a tour of balsa city.

Can you believe dane had never heard of paddle ball?

Now I love it!

Now he loves it!

He loves it.

Scaredy: hey, I've got 17 minutes before my shift starts.

Why don't we all grab some ice cream?

But, scaredy, we had plans.

You and me were going to eat ice cream together...

Without my brother!

It's more than just ice cream!

[Loud farts] it's the bringing together of two brothers

Over a frozen dessert.

That was touching. C'mon, bro.

Gah! Don't tell me stuff.

Just, just... Gah!

Scaredy: so kind of you to treat, dane.

Wasn't it?

Wasn't that nice, dave? Huh?

Big whoop! Three scoops.

I usually get like ten.

[Gasps] it's okay! It's still good!

[Bell dings] gah!

Dane: here. Have mine.

Scaredy: this - this is what makes family so beautiful.

Fine! I'll eat it, but I won't like it!

Tonight, we should all go see that new movie,

"Brothers are forever,"

Starring kinfolk cybling.

I would love that. Dave?

Oh, if only we could.

But scaredy and I have that busy practice appointments

At the flat tire office meetings.

Th-those words don't go together.

Yes. It's right here in my agendlendar!

[Ice cream splats, bike bell dings]

Dave: agh!

Ugh! What's on this popcorn?!

Where's my artificial butterly-like substance?

Patron 1: shhh! Patron 2: keep it down!

[Whispering] sorry, but I prefer real-

Dane and scaredy: real butter.

Me too.

We certainly do have a lot in common, dane.

[Mocking] me mermainme moo mam a mot min mommon mane.

Patron 3: shhh! Patrons: stop talking!

That tone was so mocking.

Scaredy: [whispering] dave, if you don't want it, dane and i-

No!

He can't take this away from me too!

[Crying]

Patron 5: sit down!

Scaredy: wow! Dave sure missed a great ending.

Dane: I know.

He just seems to hate me for some reason.

[Crying] it really hurts.

I promise I will not rest

Until you two are friends again.

[Halfhearted chuckle]

It probably doesn't help

That we're living on top of each other

In his trailer.

Well, maybe you should stay with me.

I mean, if you think it'd help!

No, I couldn't.

Oh well, it was just a thought.

Okay, I'll stay with you.

Yeah? All right!

You really are a great best friend.

For dave - dave's best friend -

You are.

[Bones crack, doomsday ringtone]

Richard?

No, it's my ringtone.

I've gotta take this.

Scaredy: hey, dave, great news!

Dane's gonna be staying with me for a bit.

We both agree

It's just what you guys need

To be best pals again.

Oh, scaredy,

I'm going to miss being best friends with you.

What are you talking about?

I was trying to tell you before!

My brother's a best friend stealer!

Oh, come on...

When we were kids,

He stole my imaginary friend, peter, from me.

Peter told the funniest stories.

Ha-ha! Good one, peter!

More tea?

Don't be silly, it's my pleasure.

Hey, peter, would you rather hang out with me?

Peter is my best friend and he would never-

Peter!

Peteeeeeeeer!

[Crying] peter! Peter!

Dave, you're my best friend.

Nothing's gonna change that.

That's what peter said.

Dane's your brother.

You gotta forgive him.

I can't do it, scaredy, I just can't.

[Crying]

Scaredy: he's got this fear about you stealing his best friend.

I told him...

Mmm... These are delicious.

You should talk to dave.

Explain you're not trying to steal me away from him.

I wouldn't know how to begin.

You're so good at this stuff, scaredy.

Will you help me figure out what to say...

Maybe over dinner?

[Doomsday music]

Is that your phone?

Dane: nah. I just said something ominous.

I think telling him you're sorry about peter

Would be a good start.

But what would I say after that?

Ugh! I need more help.

I'd be happy to help you.

[Growls]

...and let him know how much you miss having a brother.

Great ideas!

A few more hours of coaching

And I'll be ready!

[Bike squeaks]

[Bell dings]

Dave will appreciate the honesty

Of that approach.

You're the best best friend in the world, scaredy!

Dane and scaredy: [chuckle]

Scaredy: hey, dave,

Dane and I have been talking and we think-

You're best friends now, I know!

Would you stop that?!

All we do is talk about you

While we're out biking, over dinner,

On amusements rides... [Gasps]

He is a best friend stealer!

Don't worry, I'm gonna end this now.

No can do! You're in too deep.

Now, if you excuse me,

I need to go find a new best friend.

But dave!

Dave: wanna be best friends, nestor?

Nestor: never.

Wait up! I got a hug for you!

Dave, wait.

Nestor: go away! Stop hugging me!

Okay, dane, it's time for you to leave.

What?

Hey, is that my dave and scaredy adventure album?

Surprise! I fixed it.

You fixed it?!

These were pictures of dave and i!

Dane: I know. I fixed it.

That's the last straw.

I want you to leave this house of friendship.

Why would I leave?

We've always been best friends, scaredy,

And we always will be.

[Echoes] always!

Agh!

[Gasps]

[Struggling grunts]

Hey, want to share a smoothie?

Uh... Yes.

Agh!

Dane's gone over the edge.

What're we gonna do?

It's too late for us, scaredy.

We gotta move on.

Hey, buddy, do you wanna go see a movie later?

Nestor: no!

Me neither. We're total bffs now.

Nestor: stop following me! Get lost!

Best friends forever, huh?

Maybe I can solve this dane dilemma.

Why are you still here?

Go hooooome!

Sure thing - yours or mine?

Dane: I came as soon as you called.

I love that you signed us up for pottery class.

Scaredy's my best friend now.

Dave: fine by me!

I've got plans with my best-best best friend.

Your what?

[Knocks]

What do you want?!

Hey, best-best best friend, wanna have a picnic lunch?

Yell at me and slam the door hard

If it's a yes.

Leave me alone!

Awesome! See you there, buddy!

Dane: best-best best friend?

Scaredy: come on, dane! We're gonna be late, buddy!

[Humming]

I can't go. Something's come up.

Something like what?

Dane: something like...

Me not being your best friend anymore.

Gotta go. Bye.

It worked! What worked?

Dane isn't my best friend anymore.

Woo-hoo!

Can you forgive me for not believing you

About your brother?

Oh scaredy,

I stopped listening to you as soon as you started talking.

Best friends?

Yes!

[Crash] ow!

Best friends are suppose to catch each other.

I didn't know you were jumping.

[Knocks]

What do you want?!

Wanna go for a bike ride with me?

Slam the door once for yes.

I still got it.

[Doomsday music plays]

♪♪

Scaredy: come on!

Waiiiit!

Dave: [panting]

Scaredy: please wait for [wheezing]...

Open the doors so we can [wheezing]...

Need to get home [wheezing]...

Sssstop!

[Screeches to a halt]

Ooh! Oh!

Thank you.

We've been chasing you for- agghhh!

Why are you in such a rush to get home?

I'm expecting some very important mail.

[Gasps] someone mailed you a pizza?

No.

Today, I find out if I'll be in charge

Of balsa's first squirrel guides troop.

What's a squirrel guide?

I'll show you!

Hi! I'm sebastian squirrel,

And aren't you lucky to be watching me

Telling you about what the squirrel guides do.

Squirrel guides help the elderly across the street.

I'm pretending this is a street and that he wanted to cross it.

Please, let me go.

Squirrel guides also sell cookies.

I don't know why, but they do.

Lots of cookies.

Want some cookies?

Sharpie: no.

Do you have any idea who I am?!

Do you?!

I'm the greatest actor that-

I bet the squirrel guides do lots of other stuff too,

But we're almost out of film.

I'm sebastian squ-

The squirrel guides is the most prestigious

Of all squirrel organizations!

Hey, didn't you try to start a troop last year

And the squirrel guides turned you down?

I told them I was the only squirrel in balsa.

So this year I told them there were five.

But there's only two.

You and...

There's only one.

Okay, okay, okay! I told a little fib.

[Gasps in horror]

Lying is wrong.

But I really wanna run a squirrel guide troop!

Oh! Then it's fine.

[Loud chomp]

What? You don't eat snacks at the movies?

I'm here! I'm here!

What is wrong with you?!

Every day this week you've been- grrrr!

You can just put mine in the box.

Kangaroo: I know what my job is!

This is it!

Ooh! I can't open it!

Okay. I'll flush it down the toilet.

Ow! Fine.

Put it in the toilet yourself.

"Dear mister squirrel,

We thank you for your continued interest

In the squirrel guides.

After careful consideration of your application

We have decided that your balsa squirrel guides troop

Has been... Approved!"

Woo-hoo! [Leaves rustle]

Your uniforms will arrive tomorrow,

Along with 300 boxes of squirrel guide cookies.



Woo-hoo! Yes! All right!

Cookies! Cookies! Cookies!

This cookie sale contest is my chance to show them

That my troop is the best troop that ever trooped!

Dave: [hard thump] agh!

I found a quarter!

[Rooster crows]

Kangaroo: [struggling grunts]

I'm here!

Oof!

[Groans in pain]

Scaredy: you're delicious, we all know that.

But no one ever won a cookie sales contest

By buying their own cookies.

They won it by making others buy their cookies.

Most of you won't be coming back -

And that means you've done your job.

You did what you were supposed to.

You were cookies!

Let's go!

I have no idea why

But I thought you might actually follow me.

Nestor, would you like to buy some squirrel guide cookies?

Only $3.

No. I don't want any-

Ah ha-ha-ha!

Ha ha-ha-ha!

Nestor and scaredy: [laughing hysterically]

Um... What are we laughing about?

Ha! Your outfit. So good.

[Laughs] hilarious!

Oh, why not? I'll take a box.

Totally worth it.

[Belches] whoa!

♪♪

Aghhhhhh!

♪♪

Dave: mmm... Fudge, fudge, fudge, fudge!

I won! Winner! Me!

Slow down, slow down.

I'm sitting on a caramel cookie.

Okay. Go.

I sold the most cookies!

And I've shown the squirrel guides organization

That my troop is the best!

And I get a prize!

I hope it's more cookies.

No! A robot!

No, no!

A robot made of cookies!

Hey! Gimme my caramel!

Okay, lets see... A winner's plaque

Will be presented by the grand master squirrel

To your [gasps] entire troop!

All right! A plaque made of cookies!

Oh no!

When the grand master squirrel sees the troop is just me,

He'll know I lied on the application!

Eeeee!

You know what they say:

Fool me once, shame on the shamer;

Shame me fool, to the... Gah.

Lying bad!

Pain.

When the grand master squirrel shows up

I'll show him the best squirrel guide troop

He's ever seen!

I'll go set up the mirrors.

No, dave, we need to make costumes.

Dave: woo-hoo!

Scaredy: I thank you for volunteering.

This mission will bring to light an injustice that has plagued-

Buck: can we speed this up a little?

These suits are crazy itchy.

I just need to make sure they fit.

And we get free cookies outta this, right?

That was the deal, right?

Cookies? Say it!!

Yes, yes, free cookies.

You can take the outfits off now.

Really good plan, scaredy.

So smart.

It'll totally fool him.

Yeah. Unless he gives some kind of squirrel test!

Ha-ha!

[Laughing]

The suits stay on!

Sally: but- dave: aw!

Buck: what?! Philmore: sadness.

I have 24-hours to teach you everything about squirrels!

I need you focused.

[Groaning]

What two continents have no squirrels?

Sally: oh! Oh! Oh! I know this!

Anyone other than sally this time?

Antarctica and australia!

Oh, couldn't wait. I had to say it.

Sorry.

Newborn squirrels are called...?

Sally: kittens!

That is just soooo cute.

[Creepily] so cute...

Is sally the only one

That can answer these questions?!

Sally: those and more!

Squirrels can run 20 miles per hour,

They have sweat glands on their feet,

And the lock on scaredy's bedroom window opens

If you jiggle long enough.

Not out loud! Argh!

Buck: I say if he asks a question we let the fish answer,

Then we all agree with what she said.

I guess it's the best shot we've got.

All right, let's call it a night.

Go home, get some sleep.

You're home-free, scaredy.

Unless he wants to see us act like squirrels.

[Laughing]

We still have a few hours.

To the park! Hup! Hup! Hup!

[Groaning]

Dave: sorry.

Scaredy: stop dropping them!

Stuff them into your cheeks!

Dave: whoa! Oof! Ow! Eee! Agh!

Being a squirrel is hurty.

Scaredy: philmore, is that what squirrels do - flap?!

Is it?

Baaaa... Boo-dilly-doop diggy!

Oopsy-doopsy dangy-doo!

[High-pitched buzzing]

Hey!

Buck, why are you being a beaver?!

'Cause I'm a beaver.

That is no excuse!

At least we're trying.

Sally's doing nothing.

What?! Sally!

Yes, scaredy.

What are you doing on the ground?

Trout don't climb.

I can't believe I know everything about squirrels

And you know nothing about me-

I mean, fish!

[Crying]

Scaredy: sally, don't go.

Okay, for the rest of you,

I'll keep us out here all night

If that's what it takes!

Buck: peace out!

Fine! You're not good enough to be a squirrel!

You know why? 'Cause squirrels never quit!

Me be squirrel no. Peacock!

No, no.

Philmore, that was just a motivational tactic!

I'm sorry! I need you!

Dave, think about the cookies.

Sorry, scare,

I'm not good enough to be a squirrel either,

And you gave me a really smelly costume.

[Farts]

Fine! I can do this without them.

[Rooster crows]

Scaredy: not yet! One more minute.

Almost ready. Okay!

Ta-dah! [Laughs] yes! Right?

Yeah! Uh-huh! Oh yeah!

I know what you're thinking!

What if the grand master squirrel

Asks them a question?

No problem! Check it!

Do you all enjoy being squirrels?

Scaredy: oh yes! Who wouldn't?

You bet! Very pleasant!

How can it go wrong?

I'll just say they're sleeping!

That'll- he won't- it's fine, I just-

This isn't gonna work at all!

Oh why did I lie? Why?!

[Crying]

When the grand master squirrel gets here

I'm going to tell the truth.

I don't deserve that plaque.

[Doorbell rings]

Hello! I am-

Scaredy: I'm sorry, I'm expecting someone really important right now

And i-

[Heavenly choir sings]

What, uh... Whatcha got there?

Grand master squirrel: I'm the grand master squirrel.

Is this the balsa...troop?

Scaredy: but you- you're an alligator?

Grand master squirrel: yes. We haven't had an actual squirrel

As the grand master in years.

In fact, most of the troops

Are made up of different animals.

Really? That's fantastic!

Now I can hang this plaque on my wall with pride!

And why not?

I did sell the most coookies!

Yes, you did.

And you've set a new squirrel guide record too!

I can't believe I lied on my application for no reason.

Crazy! [Laughs]

What?!

I'm the only squirrel-

I thought that's why you- so I fibbed so-

Please let me keep it!

One thing we will not tolerate is a fibber!

Your troop is hereby expelled from the squirrel guides.

Wait! Please! Just let me expla-

Boom! Agghhh!

How did that feel? Ha ha!

Scaredy: [moans]

Hey, scaredy,

I just saw an alligator throw this

Into your trash can.

[Moans]

I've never seen you hug anything

That came out of the trash before.

Well, right or wrong, it's going on my wall.

It's wrong.

I know, but it's still going on my wall.

Dave: ♪ it's scaredy squirrel's safety corner ♪

♪ Scaredy's in the corner and he's safe ♪

There was a lot of cookie-eating

Over the last few days.

A lot, but not too much.

No, no, it was too much.

No... Not really.

Really.

Dave: well, eating too much of anything is bad.

I guess that's true, but cookies are-

Dave: broccoli, carrots, romained lettuce,

Brussel sprouts, parsanips - whatever they are -

Radishes- stop, stop, stop!

Yes. Agreed.

Stop, stop, stop eating all those vegetables.

Take a break and eat a cookie!

Or six!

That is the most ridiculous- aggghhh!

I can't see him. Does he look mad?

He does, doesn't he?

Grrrr!