Vulcanizadora (2024)

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(ominous music)

(classical opera music)

(siren wailing)

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("By Demons Be Driven"

by Pantera)

- Oh.

I forgot my keys on the bus.

(Derek exhales)

And definitely forgot my

Three Musketeers bar too.

- Why do you care?

- Favorite candy bar?

- No, your keys.

- My keys are my keys.

- So what?

- Well, I got my front door key.

Garage key.

Bike lock key, shed key.

- Yeah, but why do you care

about your keys at all?

- They're my keys.

I wish I had

basketball right now.

I love dunkin'.

Oh!

I think I lied, dude.

I don't think any of

these is gonna be left

by the time

we get to the bottom.

- I love chips, dude.

You know who loves

chips even more than me?

Jeremy.

He turned five last week.

He was at a birthday

party just eating chips.

I never thought I'd have

a kid who loved chips.

Nice shoes, man.

Nice shoes, dude.

I told you, this was

gonna be hardcore, man.

You didn't even

bring proper pants.

Oh.

But no.

Clarence Bates.

I mean, he used

to be way cooler,

but he was

the guy who'd go fishing,

and he'd catch a bunch of,

just a whole lot of carp.

And carp suck because

they're like bottom feeders.

And so he'd

come out in the woods,

and he dump all

the carp in a big pile.

And then...

Oh man.

Marty, I can't

even hear you, dude.

Are you talking?

Oh, you're right there.

And he'd pour all these piles

of carp out in the woods.

Oh, let's go this way, man.

Oh.

And they get all

stinky and rotten.

Come on, dude.

Come on.

And then, like, kids...

Kids would like

find them after school

and then take them home.

And tell their mom they

want fish for dinner,

'cause they found

them at the carp pile.

But now Clarence sucks.

Oh.

Samurai walk.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

It's right up here.

I'm telling you,

this is definitely the spot for

it.

You are gonna

lose your brain, dude.

This is gonna be so awesome.

Chad Arlt's cousin

put this out here like,

I don't know, a long time ago.

And I know this right here.

I know this right here.

Right here, dude.

Right here.

Yep.

Check it out.

Like, right in here.

Like...

Hold on a second.

Give me like, one minute, dude.

- [Marty] No, we don't have

time to look for your bullshit.

- This will be worth it.

You are gonna love this

the most of anybody.

Hold on.

Ah, man.

Hold on, dude.

Ah, crap.

Where are we?

Marty, one second.

Hold on.

This might not

be the right spot.

Just wait, dude.

No, we're due East.

We're due East. Definitely.

Nope.

You were wrong again.

Wrong spot.

This way.

My name is Derek Skiba and

you're watching Faces of Death.

- [Marty] They don't do intro.

- Oh my gosh.

Marty, I'm just,

I'm rolling right now.

Don't say anything, okay?

Just let me do this.

Take two.

My name is Derek Skiba and

you're watching Faces of Death.

And I'm gonna get a

bottle rocket in my face.

Oh, Marty, when I point to you,

you sh**t the bottle rocket.

- [Marty] It's

not gonna k*ll you.

- Oh.

Haven't you ever

seen Faces of Death?

Not everybody dies in it.

They get, like,

sometimes it's just like,

cool, weird injuries, man.

That's what this is.

I point to you, you

sh**t the bottle rocket,

you don't have to say anything.

- [Marty] Whatever, man.

- Take three.

My name is Derek Skiba, and

you're watching Faces of Death,

and I'm gonna get a

bottle rocket in my face.

(bottle rocket hisses)

(bottle rocket pops)

Dude!

You almost got me.

Marty, you got to

check this out, man.

This is gonna be really cool.

Hell yeah.

("Don Carlos,

Act IV: "Tu che le Venita")

(sticks thudding)

Aw.

Hey Marty, real quick, look.

(Derek laughs)

Aw!

(sticks thudding)

This one's pretty cool.

(sticks thudding)

(Derek grunting)

Hey, check this out.

Look at what I did right here.

- What?

- It's pretty cool.

Yeah.

- Oh.

- Here we go!

(sticks thudding)

(Derek grunting)

I'm done with that!

(ominous music)

(Derek exhales)

Come on.

This is a cool spot, man.

Oh yeah.

This would be

a good spot to look for it.

I wanna get up here, though.

- Oh, come on.

- Yeah, help me up.

Come on, help me up.

Come on.

You know, hold

my foot, lift me up.

Come on.

Ready? One, two.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh, this is

a good place to look.

This is a good place to look.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

- Come on.

I'm wet and cold.

Miserable.

- Huh?

I told you.

Pack appropriately.

Not that stuff.

- Yeah, well

we'd be there by now

if we didn't have to

stop every five minutes

for your nonsense.

- You said you were gonna

come on this trip for me.

This is part of the deal, man.

- No, I said no

such thing about that.

- We are on a camping trip

and we're gonna have a fire

and we're gonna have a tent

and we're gonna

make food tonight.

That's part of the deal, man.

No, it's not gonna

be a f*cking fire, man.

- Come on up here.

Come on up here, this is cool.

Oh, Marty, this.

Come on.

I'm still trying

to find our directions.

I think you're

going the wrong way.

I think you're definitely

going the wrong way,

Marty. Oh.

That might be the right way.

That might be the right way.

Help me down.

Marty!

I'm stuck!

Ah.

Ah!

Marty, can

you please help me, dude?

Marty, what are you doing, man?

Whoa, what's that?

(ominous music)

Can you at least

help start a fire?

Please?

You'd be good at that.

- What?

- I said you're

good at building a fire.

You know about fire.

- The f*ck is

that supposed to mean?

- What do

you think it means, man?

You know about fires.

It's kind of

the reason we're out here.

- Shut the up!

- Okay.

Okay.

Chill out.

This is a relaxing camping trip.

This is part of the deal.

You helped me set up camp.

We have a cool time.

And if you're not gonna help me,

I'm not gonna let you

sleep in here with me.

Oh my gosh.

Where are the stakes, dude?

I gave you the stakes bag.

I have a stomach ache too, man.

I shouldn't even be doing

this with a stomach ache.

You don't have a stomach ache.

I have a bad stomach ache, dude.

Oh.

Oh.

Yep. That ought to do it.

That's gonna catch.

Definitely.

Yep.

Yep.

Oh, I just gotta add.

Oh, come on, man.

Oh.

Hold on, dude.

It's gonna be...

Don't rush me.

Just don't rush me.

Oh, yeah.

Oh yeah.

Maybe you're not the only one

who knows how to

start a fire around here.

Yes.

Where's all

the cardboard, Marty?

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah, look at that.

Look at that.

That's gonna catch.

That's gonna catch.

Yep.

Is it, is

it catching on your side?

Marty?

You should be helping.

Damn it.

Oh yeah, this isn't so bad.

You see my Jager Grail, right?

You want a drink?

Mm.

Mm.

Hmm.

I love my Jager Grail.

I was, I was wondering,

I was thinking last night like,

you were in

there for a long time

and like, do they have...

They have like,

those cool weight benches

with the big, those big

heavy weights and stuff

and like,

anybody could use those?

- Yes.

- I didn't know that if

I went in there, man,

I would get ripped.

It's like all I'd ever do, man.

Just be, just...

Mm.

Mm.

Getting ripped.

And you probably...

Did you,

you probably took showers

with like big

guys with cool tattoos

and scars and

big penises and stuff?

- Yes.

- Can I do

a little show for you?

I'm gonna do

a little show for you.

I've been. Okay.

Okay.

Oh.

Come on.

Dude, they weren't

even plugged in!

Oh.

Oh.

Oh no.

I had a little show.

Hold on.

Hold on.

Hold on, Marty.

Okay.

Marty, can you hear this?

Here we go.

It's gonna start.

Here we go, here we go.

I'm not the one

who's so far away

When I feel

the Jager enter my veins

Never did

I wanna be here again

Skipping.

Skipping.

(Derek exhaling)

Oh I know what I need.

Mm.

Ah.

Jager enter my veins

This is cool, dude.

This is what I've

been waiting for, dude.

This is what I'm

gonna miss about life.

Oh yeah.

Yeah.

Check this out, Marty.

Check this out.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

You know what this is from.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Semen

Semen

Semen, semen

I'm coming back again

Here we go.

I'm not the one

who is so far away

When I feel the Jager into

(Derek mumbling)

I lost it again.

Dude, hold on.

(Derek grunting)

I'm not the one

who's so far away

When I feel

the Jager enter my veins

(Derek humming)

I lost it again, dude, hold on.

Oh.

I got to go to bed.

I got to go to bed.

Oh, I'm gonna sit right here.

I'm gonna sit up.

Oh.

Oh.

Thanks for coming, dude.

This was...

Thank you, dude.

I needed this, man.

I needed this so big time.

I really need this, man.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

I'm gonna go night.

I'm gonna go night.

Let's go to bed, Marty.

Let's go to bed.

Come on.

Oh.

(birds chirping)

Okay.

(leaves rustling)

This is gonna be amazing, dude.

This is definitely it.

Definitely.

Oh dang.

Dang.

Oh.

I told you,

I told you, I told you.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh yes.

Oh.

It's like that one

Indiana Jones movie.

Oh yeah.

Look at this, dude.

Here, look

You're looking at this?

Yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh, this is nasty.

Oh, look, dude!

- [Marty] That's what

you've been looking for?

- [Derek] Yeah.

Chad Arlt's cousin did this.

Oh.

Nasty!

Nasty.

Oh.

Oh, this is raunchy!

Look.

Whoa!

(firecracker pops)

That was kind of cool.

I mean, okay, I got.

Okay, I got a better one.

I got a better one.

These are called Black Mambas.

Watch yourself

on this one, dude.

Like plastic, dude.

Everywhere. You ready?

You should cover your ears too.

This is big time.

Here we go, dude.

Oh!

(firecracker pops)

Well...

Yeah, that kind of sucked.

- Give me your Jager Grail.

- What?

- Just give it to me.

- Why?

- You drink

Jager out of it, right?

You named it your Jager Grail?

- Yeah.

- Well, are you gonna

drink Jager ever again?

Tomorrow?

Ever?

- Well-

- Come on.

- That's my Jager Grail, dude.

That's 45 bucks.

- So?

It doesn't matter.

- This is my Jager Grail, dude.

What are you doing, dude?

Whoa, what is that?

- [Marty] I made it.

- [Derek] Let me see that.

I can tell you made it.

It's got glue on it and stuff.

It's heavy, dude.

What is this, like a M-80?

How many did you make?

- [Marty] Three.

One for now, two for later.

- Whoa!

(firecracker booms)

Oh, you as*h*le.

Oh.

I thought that was gonna be hot.

- That's the one.

- What do you mean, the one?

- You know.

- Oh.

- Show me.

Let's practice.

One, two, three, light.

- My Jager Grail, dude.

I...

- Derek, show me.

- Okay, I know, I know.

I know.

- Do you?

- Yeah.

- All right,

one, two, three, light.

- One, two, three, light.

- Yeah. Show me.

Oh yeah.

One, two, three.

Do it again.

- One, two, three, light.

- You got it?

- One, two, three, light.

- Yeah, one, two, three,

light, one, two, three, light.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You sure?

All right, yeah...

(birds chirping)

(urine dripping)

Derek, what is this?

- I'm peeing, Marty!

- Derek, what the f*ck is this?

- What are you talking about?

- [Marty] These pink ribbons.

What are they?

- I don't know.

The guy who owns this

place,

he put them on there.

The DNR-

- The guy who owns

the land put them here?

I saw you put them on here.

What the f*ck are they?

Is this so

you can find your way back?

(Derek grunts)

- I put it there in case you

wanted to find your way back.

- Well, I'm not going back.

- Well, I'm not going back.

- Well then, take it off.

- Fine.

- I'll strangle the f*ck

out of you right now.

- You'll strangle me?

If you strangle me, how are

you gonna do it by yourself?

- Do what?

- You know.

- Say it.

- You still owe me money.

- For what?

- I paid your bail.

The 700 bucks, and you

said you'd pay me back.

And if you don't

go to your court thing,

I'm not gonna get that back.

- Well, I'm not going to court.

- Well then

you owe me money, man.

- Okay. You don't get it.

The money

doesn't matter anymore.

The f*cking Jager Grail

doesn't matter anymore.

Nothing matters anymore.

- I know that.

It's still 700 bucks, though.

Marty, what are you doing?

That's my stuff!

That's my stuff!

(Jager Grail thuds)

Oh, cool.

Cool.

Break my $75 tent,

plus my Jager Grail.

That's like over a hundred

bucks and the bail.

You owe me like a thousand now.

Good luck paying me back, you

creepy felon, m*therf*cker.

Don't you fight me!

Don't you fight me!

Ow! f*ck!

("By Demons Be Driven"

by Pantera)

(Derek grunting)

("By Demons Be Driven"

by Pantera)

(Derek crying)

(wind howling)

Woo!

Marty.

Oh.

Woo.

Whoa!

Look, dude.

We made it!

The ocean.

- No, this is the lake.

- I know, just...

I just wanted to

call it the ocean, man.

Woo.

- All right, well, let's do it.

- Do what?

Oh, wait, no, wait, wait.

We're gonna do it on the beach.

- Yeah, we're on the beach.

Here we are.

- No, no, no.

On the beach.

You promised.

- Down there?

No, what have

we gotta go down there for?

- Oh yeah.

- f*ck.

(Derek laughs)

- Oh.

Oh yeah, (laughs).

Woo!

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

(Derek laughs)

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

One last swim.

Let's do it.

Woo!

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Oh.

Ohh.

Ah.

(water splashing)

Ah, woo!

I'm going hungry, yeah

I'm going hungry, yeah

Come on, dude!

Come on, one last swim!

Oh, come on.

Woo!

(water splashing)

It's freezing, dude!

Come on!

Come on!

Ah.

Ah!

Marty.

Okay, man.

You're missing it.

You're missing out.

(water splashing)

(ominous music)

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Ha.

Ha.

I was thinking about

something cool last night.

What if instead

we get like,

we get a crotch rocket?

Like we buy a crotch rocket,

like a really cool one?

Whatever.

And we both get on it.

You can drive if you want.

And then, and then

I'll get on the back,

and we just get

in that sucker...

Hoo.

And we just go...

Just like, like 150 miles

an hour down the street

and just whap right into

a store or something.

That might be really cool, dude.

- Last Gatorade.

- [Derek] Fine. Go for it.

- No going back now.

- I was also wondering,

okay, do you know that

if the police don't say,

"you have

the right to remain silent

"and it can be

used against you",

like if they forget to say that

or they didn't say that

to you, then you're clear.

- No, I'm guilty.

- Okay.

What if, and like,

what if we just sit

here for a little bit

and then like this big

ocean liner comes by

and we just swim

out there like mad,

just huff it,

jump on that sucker,

and then just wherever

it takes us, it takes us

and we get

like, change our names,

get some cool new clothes,

hang out with some cool chicks,

and we've got

like a whole new life.

- I'm guilty.

- Okay.

That was pretty f*cked

up what you did, man.

And I don't know.

You know, Joe Domingo's

dad used to work there,

and he went the next day

to help him clean up,

and he said it was just like

melted tire rubber everywhere.

Like it melted into the

sidewalk and into the streets

and, and people who saw

the fire that day said,

it was like

a mushroom cloud, just black.

And, and that could probably,

that probably somebody said

like, put like a little new

hole in the ozone layer.

But anyway, that I, I can't

believe you did that, man.

Like, why would you do that?

- I didn't mean to.

(Derek exhales)

- You don't think that we can

go to hell for this, right?

- [Marty] No.

- Why not?

- Because hell doesn't exist.

- [Derek] Oh, come on, man.

You don't know that.

You don't know that.

- I do.

God told me.

- Oh, come on, man.

That doesn't...

When did you see God?

Did you see him in jail?

- Mm-mm.

When I was a kid, I was

digging in my backyard

and he was like way down there.

- [Derek] And

you asked him that.

- Yeah.

And he told me, there's no hell.

Mm-hmm.

- Well, I don't know because

I saw, I saw this documentary,

like a real documentary on CBC.

And this guy got in

this sick car accident.

So nasty.

He was just like, oh, out.

But they still

took him to the hospital

and he was still just,

eh, just totally out.

And then like

an hour later, he woke up,

and they were like, "Oh, hey".

And he's like, "Hey."

And they're

like, "Are you okay?"

He said, "Where am I?"

And they said,

"You're at the hospital."

And he said, "Whoa.

"Because I thought

I was still in hell."

This guy he said for...

He said it was like forever,

but it was only an hour

that he was in hell.

And he said that it wasn't

like burning and screaming.

It was just like he was sad

and everybody

was sad and nervous.

Can you imagine that?

Being nervous forever?

Oh.

- Are you ready?

- Oh.

- [Marty] Come on.

- Wait a second, wait a second.

Just give me one second.

Give me one second.

Just give me one second, man.

Just one more minute.

Oh.

(Derek cries)

I dunno if I can do it, man.

(Derek cries)

I have a kid.

And I-I didn't do any of the

cool stuff before he was born.

And I see you got this cool

tattoo and I didn't get a tattoo

and I didn't get a quad or

snow machine or jet ski.

And what am I supposed to say,

"Hey Jeremy,

I don't have $150 for you

"because I got a tattoo."

And you don't get it.

And now he's got

like a cool new dad

who I don't even know his

name 'cause he won't tell me.

And he's got this, like

cool "Fast and Furious" car

that's like, lime green.

And I know

that Jeremy thinks that's cool,

but Jeremy doesn't even

tell me about that.

And, and I just,

I just got all this f*cked

up sh*t to say about him.

Like, I don't know.

I spanked him when

he was six months old

because I was frustrated and

I didn't know what to do.

That's why he's like that.

And that's why Lynn is

probably such total b*tch

and she won't

ever let me see him.

Even when it's my weekend,

she'll take him 'cause

it's like a cool trip

or like practice,

and I don't even

know what practice is,

she won't even tell me

what practice means.

And...

I don't know.

She just, she ripped me off.

She just ripped me off, man.

They all just

f*cking rip me off.

Ah, ah.

They rip me off, dude.

Everybody just

f*cking rip me off!

And I don't know.

I don't know, man.

I don't know.

Oh.

Ah, ah.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh.

Oh, oh.

Oh.

Oh, head's all...

Thank you, man.

I think I just needed to

say some of that stuff.

Thanks for listening to me and

just talking me through that.

Oh, whoa.

Yeah, I've been off.

I've been off my

meds for about a week,

and I haven't felt like

that in a long time.

I just think

I needed a good buddy to...

Oh, to talk to.

I feel stupid.

I wrote, I wrote Jeremy...

I don't know if

you wrote anything, but I,

I wrote him a letter.

I should just, I should

just make a video right now.

That'd be a lot cooler.

He'd like that.

Tell him some

of this cool stuff.

What are you doing, man?

Oh.

Marty. Wait.

Oh no.

Oh.

Oh, no, no, no, no.

We shouldn't do this.

We should not do this.

- [Marty] Hold still.

- [Derek] No.

- Yeah.

- [Derek] Oh,

you gotta listen to me, man.

- [Marty] No.

- Marty, I'm cool now.

- [Marty] No.

- No, no, no, I'm cool.

I'm cool.

I feel better.

I think I feel better.

- Yeah, you feel better now.

But tomorrow you're

gonna feel bad again.

So just hold still.

Hold tight.

- Oh.

Oh.

Picture here.

- [Marty] Derek, look at me.

Is that on good?

- I dunno.

- Derek!

- I can't do it.

I don't know.

- Derek. No.

Hey, we're doing this.

We're doing this, okay?

- I can't do it.

- We're doing it.

- I can't do it.

- Yeah, we are.

- I'm gonna throw up.

- No you're not.

- I'm gonna throw up.

- No, we're doing it now.

Come on. Come on.

(Derek heavy breathing)

Derek, now! Let's go!

- I can't do it!

(Derek heavy breathing)

- [Marty] Derek, come on!

(Derek heavy breathing)

- [Derek] Okay. Okay.

- Alright. Got it.

(both speaking indistinctly)

Derek, remember

what we talked about.

Derek.

Derek.

Look at me.

You remember, okay?

All right. All right.

One, two, three, light?

Okay. Okay, Derek.

I'll tell you how we do it.

One, two...

Derek.

Derek, come on.

Derek.

We're doing this now, okay?

All right.

No!

No, Derek.

- Okay.

- One, two, three, light.

Okay, okay.

All right, I'll

tell you how we do it.

One, two...

Derek.

Derek, come on.

Derek.

We count on it.

One, two, three, light.

All right?

All right?

One, two, three, light.

Derek.

Get on here.

Okay.

One, two, three, light.

- Uh-huh.

- Come on.

One, two, three, light.

Hey, one more.

One, two, three, light.

All right?

- Okay. Okay.

- Okay.

One, two, three, light.

Okay, Derek.

Derek, you got it.

All right. Okay.

Derek, look at me.

Okay. Okay.

- Uh-huh.

- I got you right here.

Right here, all right.

- Uh-huh.

- Two, three, light.

Okay? All right.

You got it?

Right here.

Right here.

Okay?

One, two, three,

light, right here!

- Uh-huh.

- All right.

All right.

(Marty speaking indistinctly)

Derek!

(Marty speaking indistinctly)

This is what we're doing!

One, two, three, light!

You get it?

- Uh-huh.

- You get it?

- Okay. Okay.

- All right.

One, two, three, light!

Right here.

Okay?

- Uh-huh.

- One, two,

three, light, right here.

- Uh-huh.

- All right, here we go, buddy.

- Uh-huh.

- Come on, Derek.

Come on, Derek!

Right here, one,

two, three, light!

Pull it.

I don't want to do it, please.

Here, you are gonna do it.

- I know.

- Yeah.

- One, two, three, light.

I can do it.

I can do it.

I can do it.

- One, two...

Right here!

One...

Derek, get up!

Get up.

(speaking indistinctly)

Okay.

- Okay.

I can do it!

I can do it!

I can do it!

(speaking indistinctly)

- [Both] One, two, three, light.

(Derek grunts)

- I'm sorry!

I can't do it!

I can't do it!

(Marty speaking indistinctly)

- Derek!

(expl*si*n booms)

Derek.

Derek?

Derek!

(Marty speaking indistinctly)

Derek!

(Marty screaming indistinctly)

Derek!

(Marty speaking indistinctly)

Derek.

(Marty breathes deeply)

(ominous music)

(sand squeaking)

(Marty breathes deeply)

(sand squeaking)

("Pleurez Mes Yeux")

(kids screaming, chatting

speaking indistinctly)

- [Attorney] With

a record like yours,

you might get out in

four, four and a half.

- Fine.

Good.

- [Attorney] What?

- I'll do 10.

Should probably

just stay in there.

- [Attorney] Since when?

- I'm guilty.

- [Attorney] What

aren't you telling me?

What don't I know?

Okay.

Hey, just go in and stand there.

Don't say anything.

I'm not

representing you up there.

I'm representing me.

I've got one last trick,

and I don't want you

f*cking up my life too.

- What trick?

(gavel banging)

- Because of your attorney's...

How should I put this?

Familiarity with the Supreme

Court's interpretation

of MCL 750.72.

She's found for

you what the public

derisively refers to as

the proverbial loophole.

Based on defense counsel's

compelling argument.

I'm left with no choice,

but to grant a dismissal

of both counts of arson

and one count of trespassing.

Now, to remind you, young man,

you're still on

probation from earlier,

unrelated convictions.

Accordingly to my dismay,

the dismay of the victims,

and quite frankly, to the

dismay of society as a whole,

the defendant is free to leave.

- [Attorney]

Thank you, Your Honor.

- [Judge] This

court is in recess.

- What?

(gavel bangs)

- [Assistant] All rise.

- The thing.

- Who?

- [Attorney] Shh.

Quiet.

- I'm guilty.

I'm guilty.

(water dripping)

(metal clangs)

(water dripping)

(door opens)

(toilet seat clangs)

(dad farts)

- Hey Dad, I'm right here.

(urine drips)

Dad.

(urine dripping)

Dad.

Dad, wake up.

Come on.

- It smells like sh*t in here.

(water drips)

Are you still here?

- [Marty] I got off.

- Dumb f*ck.

Pull the plug.

Pull the g*dd*mn plug!

(tub water rumbling)

(vehicles rumbling)

Found release locked away

No values anymore

Nowhere to turn, wasted away

Build it up high

The further to fall

Right down on you

Wasting away

(upbeat rock music)

(Derek speaking indistinctly)

(birds chirping)

(Derek grunting)

(expl*si*n pops)

(door opens)

- Hey, Dad.

- [Dad] What?

- How you feeling?

- [Dad] Like sh*t.

- Can I show you something?

- [Dad] Where's my milk?

- Oh, it's on the top,

but you already

drank it at nine o'clock

and you're not supposed to have

it before you go to bed, so.

I have this videotape I

really want to show you.

- [Dad] What?

- It's this thing I did.

Well, Derek and I did it.

We went on this

really cool camping trip-

- [Dad] Is he,

is he your boyfriend?

- He's just really cool

guy that I'm friends with.

He's my best friend.

And he's got this kid named

Jeremy who's like really cool.

But, you know,

like, I just made it.

It's about a minute long.

- [Dad] What is it?

- Here.

Just, I think, I think I

could be in trouble for it.

- [Dad] For what?

- Well just watch.

It's just a, it's just a minute.

Come on, Dad.

- [Dad] Who the hell are you?

(ominous music)

(button beeps)

- [Clerk] Can I help you?

- Hey.

Yeah, I was wondering

if there was someone,

or if it's okay that maybe

I could talk to someone

about something

that was weird that I saw.

- [Clerk] Are you here to

see someone in particular?

- Like a cop or

a police officer?

Hey.

- What can I help you with?

- Actually, I just kind

of just want to look around.

Is that okay?

- [Clerk] Excuse me.

- Do you know Derek Skiba?

- Me?

No, I don't know.

- Is there

a Derek Skiba in your system?

Like a missing person?

- Do you know his middle

name or his address?

- No.

(keyboard clicking)

I don't see anyone in here.

Do you know his date of birth?

- I didn't know...

I don't know him well.

He's from here.

Can you maybe just

check one more time?

- How does this concern you?

- I, I thought I just heard

about a guy who is named that,

and now he's missing, and I...

It's just a little

f*cked up that you guys

don't know

anything about it, but-

- Do you want to file a

missing persons report?

- No.

I...

I'm sure, I'm sure he's fine.

But like,

I wouldn't be in trouble if,

if I were to find him or

see him or anything, right?

- Sounds like we need to file

a missing person's report.

- Yeah, maybe.

Wait.

Well just put it in the

report or whatever it is

that his name is Derek Skiba.

- Just give me one second.

Let me go get someone.

- Or, well,

I mean, if you don't.

(door opens)

(door opens)

- Okay, can

I start with your name?

- Is everything cool?

It's okay if

I tell you some stuff?

- [Clerk] Let's

start with your name.

- Great.

Because he works at

First Federal Mortgage.

He does like paperwork things-

- Your name, please.

Do you have an I.D.?

- Hey, do you have an I.D.?

- I did.

But this is all, this,

it's more about, you know-

- So you know someone who

hasn't been seen in a while?

How long and when was

this person last seen?

- I, I don't

really know him that well.

I just...

I heard that some

people around here

that were talking about him-

- What is your name?

- Martin.

J-A-C-K-I-T-A-N-S-K-Y.

Jackitansky.

- Marty, right?

- [Marty] Yeah.

- [Police] The tire shop?

- Yeah.

- You can't come here

for bullshit like this.

- What?

- Leave. Now.

- Look, I have this-

- [Police] Go!

- Okay, look,

I know, but I-I just,

you should take a look at it.

- I will have

you professionally escorted.

- Okay, I'm...

I'll go.

But please, somebody has

to at least look at this.

Just look at the f*cking tape!

Do you want to-

- [Police] Go!

Out.

("Nel di della vittoria

- "Vieni! t'affretta")

(ball thuds)

(ball thuds)

(birds chirping)

(shovel clanging)

- Hi.

What are you up to?

- [Jeremy] Why do have a shovel?

- Sandcastles.

- Are you going to the beach?

- I think so.

My name is Marty.

Is yours Jeremy?

- Yes.

- Yeah.

Yeah, I know your dad.

- [Jeremy] You do?

- Yeah.

And he's a really cool guy.

A great guy.

My best friend.

- Where is he?

- [Marty] Your dad?

- Yeah.

- I haven't seen him in a while.

I think he's in Florida.

- Why?

- Well, I don't

know, I think he just

wanted to think

about some things.

Just needed some time alone.

Some dads are like that.

- Is your dad in Florida, too?

- Well, he's probably,

probably gonna go

there soon, I think.

- Why?

- I don't know.

People just go

to Florida sometimes.

- Are you going to Florida too?

- Not anymore.

Not yet, anyway.

I'm going to a place

that I used to live at.

- The beach?

- No, after that.

It's a place where they give

you pancakes on Thursday.

- Cool.

- Yeah, it's pretty cool.

It's a lot easier in

there than it is out here.

- How long?

- [Marty] How long

am I gonna live there?

- Yes.

- Probably forever.

And then I'll go to Florida.

Hey, look, Jeremy, I gotta

give you something, okay?

- Okay.

- All right.

You know, just don't

tell your mom, all right?

Just hide that in

your closet or whatever.

- This like a million dollars?

- It's almost a thousand.

And here, this is from your dad.

He wrote it for you.

Same thing, just

hide it in your closet.

Wherever.

Just keep it safe.

You can read

it when you're older.

- What is it?

Is it funny?

- I don't know.

Maybe.

I didn't open it.

Just make sure you hide it with

the other stuff, all right?

- Okay.

- [Lynn] Can I help you?

- He gave me money.

- What?

Why are you talking to my son?

Get inside, Jeremy, now.

- Sorry.

I'm friends with Derek.

- What?

You know know Derek?

Do you...

Do you see him?

- I, not really.

Not anymore.

- Where is he?

You know, he can't just

stop answering his phone.

He owes us

a lot of f*cking money.

And if he thinks he can run

away, I will f*ck him up.

I will absolutely

f*ck that guy up.

- I will give him that

message if I see him.

- You should,

you should give him a call.

- [Marty] What?

- Call him now.

- With what?

- Your f*cking phone, dumb a*s.

- I don't have a phone.

- Oh bullshit!

- I, I don't.

I don't...

Whoa, seriously?

- Give it to me!

Give it to me!

- I don't have a phone.

- Martel!

- No, I-

- Oh really? Oh, really?

- Stop it.

Stop!

- Yeah.

Martel!

This f*cking guy knows Derek!

- [Marty] No, I...

- Give me your phone.

Give me your phone.

(ominous music)

(shovel squeaks)

(ominous music)

(waves crashing)

(frisbee thuds)

(crowd chattering)

(waves crashing)

(crowd chattering)

(kids screaming)

- Whoa!

Oh gosh.

Get away.

Get away.

Come on.

Oh.

- Are you gonna...

Get out.

Everybody back out.

("Casta diva")

- "Dear, Jeremy.

"I love you.

"Always know that

"I did not do anything

"because of anything

"you that, you did."

("Casta diva")