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Me Three (2025)

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Me Three (2025)

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[electronic warbling]

[upbeat music playing]

[Mr. Vienemy] I don't like

standing here in the courtyard

any more than you do.

I know. You're only

after my best interests.

What makes you think

I don't like it? It's great.

The problem is you're just

not reaching your potential.

Okay.

- Hi, Jeannie.

- What's up, Patterson?

In fact, I see someone

not even sliding sideways,

but backwards.

Yeah, just dealing

with a lot of stuff.

- Such as?

- Depression, for starters.

Oh, do you have support

at home?

- Hey.

- Hey.

I have support and a couple

of super intense parents.

Hey, Steffi, meet after school?

- You bet.

- Just a minute, young man.

Very funny.

Care to share why you felt the

need to mock Mr. Vienemy today?

I wasn't mocking him.

We were having a perfectly

respectable conversation

while he was informing

me of my shortcomings

in front of the entire school.

Hmm.

So, do you want me to punish

the others

involved in this endeavor

or are you willing

to take the heat for it?

Not the first time

we've been here, Jeannie.

Secretly putting a vaping alarm

in the girl's bathroom.

The sound nearly scared

Ms. Firestone to death.

Trying out for the cheer squad

in construction clothes

and performing a cheer

about patriarchal power

and the exploitation

of the female body.

And videoing

the homecoming king and queen

having sex in the parking lot

and posting it

on YouTube entitled,

"Love in a Lamborghini."

There is no proof

that I had anything to do

with those inspired acts.

So, you're dark

with a tendency

towards self-sabotage.

Are you okay?

I'm great.

I admire your creativity.

But as your faculty mentor,

I have to say,

the administration's

at their limit.

I don't know

what's going on here,

but I'm concerned.

You're not gonna be punished

for this

but I want you

to do something for me.

I want you to think

about what you want

out of life, seriously.

And you can't mess up again.

Do that and you're out.

[indistinct chatter]

Hey.

Hey.

We're in the same

dance class, right?

[sighs] Dude,

I think I sprained my ankle.

You dealt with that

earlier this year, right?

- Last fall.

- Can you help me?

Uh, like, totally, don't worry

if it's too much of a bother.

It's okay. What happened?

Oh, I just turned it and then

woke up really, really sore.

Have you iced it?

No, but of course

that would make sense.

Yeah, that's all you gotta do.

Just ice it for 20 minutes

and wrap it before class.

Can you show me

how to wrap it?

I saw

that Vienemy thing yesterday.

That was pretty funny.

- Thanks.

- Not that funny.

Clever.

Gee, you don't seem

to be limping at all.

Oh, wow.

Um,

I guess your wrap did the trick.

You didn't sprain your ankle,

did you?

Would you hold it

against me if I didn't?

[chuckles] Why?

Why would you fake it?

You did this to meet me.

After that whole

Vienemy thing yesterday.

I saw something...

something special.

Why wouldn't you just say hi?

Hi.

Would you hold it against me

if I told you I staged

the whole Vienemy thing

to meet you?

[gentle music playing]

This is a long-term

relationship.

We wanted to make a deal

with the company

and not just on a property

by property basis.

It provides stability

and cost savings for both of us.

So, we're pretty excited.

[man] Something's come up.

- sh*t.

- By delay, you think he means?

Did you see that guy's watch?

Listen man, times are tight.

It'd be a really good time

to get in

on that IPO I mentioned.

It's a great

investment opportunity.

- What's it called again?

- Rydes with a Y.

It's like Bird and Lime,

but for cars.

So, what? There's just

some car lying around

- and anyone can just use it?

- For a fee?

And you have an in?

As long as we secure

a certain level of investment,

we can't lose.

[clicks tongue]

It's not a bad idea. The problem

is I just don't wanna risk

the little money we do have.

I gotcha.

I'm not gonna say anything.

I mean, heck,

if it weren't for you,

we probably

wouldn't be in business.

[cell phone ringing]

This is Bill.

[Janice] Mr. Steffi,

this is Janice Riley

from ONS Financial.

I'm calling about a loan

on 337 Via Pacifica.

We haven't received

the papers yet.

Via Pacifica?

We passed on that property

like two months ago.

[Janice] According

to my records,

we are just waiting

for the closing paperwork.

[Bill] Um, that's odd.

Maybe I'm a mess

When loving you

I'm glad we could do this.

So, I think it's time

that we talk about

me getting a car.

Right? Right?

Uh, you sure about that?

'Cause maybe we need

to have a conversation about

whether or not it's time.

We can talk about it.

Right? Right?

We wanted to talk about

something different.

Okay.

Do you know the Barron family?

They're kind of big donors

at the school.

They have a lot of influence.

They're doing two things.

One is they're pushing

to have transgenders

use only the bathroom

of their birth sex.

Okay.

Then we received

an email saying they want

all the Latino workers

at the school

to submit documentation.

I mean, what is this, China?

The thing is the Barrons

are trying to make the school,

you know, less open,

inclusive, and less tolerant.

And we don't want to

cause any problems for you

but we definitely feel like

we need to do something.

Like what?

Petition the board

to reject their proposals,

reconsider having them

as trustees.

That sounds like

a really bad idea.

- Why?

- I am a scholarship student.

Wouldn't that put me at risk?

Absolutely not.

We'd do it discreetly,

but that's exactly

why we have to do it

because they're elitist

and exclusionary.

If they do this

and the transgender thing

and get away with it,

they may eventually

work their way down

to scholarship students

and that's you.

Whoa. Okay.

We can't be more against them.

You do agree it's wrong, right?

Well, yeah.

Do you know their daughter,

Maya?

- Yeah.

- What's she like?

Seems okay.

Just, if we were to

do something like this

with some other parents,

how do you think

it would affect you?

How would I know?

[Melissa] And Maya's

like not a princess.

She's fine.

[Bill] That's great

that she's not like that.

It's surprising.

The apple usually falls

pretty close to the tree.

It happens, but it's rare.

In fact, she's really cool,

smart, impressive.

- You guys should chill out.

- Is she a friend?

Sort of.

We have dance together.

Yeah, sure. Okay, well there's

nothing wrong with that.

Well, I think that you guys

should just leave her out of it.

Okay?

She's not her parent,

I'm not you.

We're just trying to go

to school and live our lives.

Whoa. Excuse me, lady.

This is difficult for everybody.

Sorry, it's just...

I'm under a lot of pressure,

a lot of stress right now.

- Can we just give it a rest?

- Don't tell me what to do.

I'm not telling you what to do.

It was just a suggestion.

Something wrong?

Yeah. I had to spend my day

holding someone's hand,

metaphorically speaking,

wasting my time.

I said we could manage

about a million dollars

of his wealth.

So, yeah, I'm a little touchy.

- Sorry to hear that.

- You could help.

- Tell me.

- You could get a better job.

What?

Did you ever think that

if you got responsible

maybe I wouldn't

have to eat so much sh*t?

Well, excuse me for trying

to set an example

for our daughter.

How to be a failed

small business owner?

You know what? You're right.

[mimicking robot] I think

I'll be a corporate robot.

You guys, stop.

What are you doing?

We should stop.

- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

- [sighs]

I'll talk to you later.

[sighs]

["Hardly" playing]

We can go anywhere

Let's fly away

Don't worry about a thing

I'll find a way

We can go to a place

Where the water's clear

Be the shadow of the moon

Where nobody's there

'Cause ain't nothing

In the world like true love...

[girl] Come support

the original stewards

of our ancestral land.

This is the craft

of the Changva people.

We conquered them.

- Slaughtered them.

- [bell ringing]

[girl]

We crushed their little babies

with our hooves,

but they survived.

So, now come support them.

- Hey.

- Hey.

Glad you didn't just continue

on your merry way,

in denial that you are trampling

on the sacred grounds

of another people

and urinating on their spirits.

How am I urinating

on their spirits?

Every time you flush a toilet,

that goes through a space

where someone once was buried.

All proceeds go to the Changva.

So, I'm looking for something

with positive energy.

You know, stay strong.

Something to keep

the negative thoughts out

'cause I need

to stay positive these days.

What? You didn't get

the latest Birkin bag

and you're so sad about it?

This isn't self-help therapy.

Move along.

Hey, I stopped in everything.

Why don't you go buy yourself

a diamond?

Make sure it is mined

by child sl*ves in Ethiopia.

- You'll feel so much better.

- You serious?

I'm not here for self-help.

I'm here for reinforcing spirits

and if I can help

the Changva people

along the way,

all the better. I identify

with those in the margins.

Read that three times

and pray.

[chuckles] Thank you so much.

I've been going through a lot.

Just really need a way

to keep dealing.

I don't have a lot of

help on the home front.

Five bucks.

Come support

the original stewards

of our ancestral land.

The craft of the Changva people.

The Changva people.

Okay, this is it.

Final performance instructions.

Nearly half your grade, ladies.

So, you must start now.

Okay? Not tonight, not tomorrow,

not next week, okay? Right now.

Step one, pick a partner,

then start working. Okay?

Planning, practicing,

performing. Any questions?

Hmm?

Okay. Get started.

You game?

Hell yeah, I'm game.

Oh, here.

I caught you checking out

my ear clip the other day

and I have an extra so,

it's yours.

Thank you.

Hmm.

Hey, is something going

on with your family?

[sighs] Oh, that.

Yeah, my parents

are hella conservative

- insane wackos. [sighs]

- [chuckles]

[Maya sighs]

I just try to ignore them.

Do they know?

Oh, no. Hell no.

They know nothing

about my orientation.

- Yours?

- No. Not in a million years.

Maybe I'll tell them

when I'm 30.

[both chuckle]

Maybe we can help

educate our families?

- Hi.

- Hey.

So, I think I know

what I want out of life.

Maybe I could be a bridge.

Help others cross the street.

Bridge the divide.

Okay.

[pop song playing]

'Cause ain't nothing

Like your love

I can't wait

To fall in love with you

I can't wait

To fall in love with you

I can't wait

To fall in love with you

I can't wait

To fall in love with you

I'd fly across the sky

To be with you

[song fades]

Hey, hey.

I brought us a costume choice.

Oh.

How is it going?

It's going.

What's up?

- [sighs] My life sucks.

- [chuckles] Why?

Your parents,

they're doing things

to my parents

and it caused my parents

to look into them

and they discovered

I'm into you.

Wow. [sighs] Okay. [chuckles]

And?

And when my parents

want something,

they make my life

very difficult.

Under no circumstances

do they want me

to hang with you.

Okay. And what do you want?

What do I want? [scoffs]

What do I want?

Teenagers go out with people

their parents hate all the time.

It's like a rite of passage.

A lot of times,

they don't even tell them

- what's going on.

- It's not that.

I never told you I'm going

on a student dance tour

this summer in Europe.

They're gonna yank it.

[sighs] Oh, excuse me

you can't go to Europe.

I don't care where it is.

It's away from them.

Like seriously away.

I was in it before I met you,

but it gives me space from them

and now I might lose it.

I just don't understand

why anybody has to know.

We can be extra careful.

I don't know

how they know... [scoffs]

...okay?

But they know everything.

And I really don't wanna deal

with their bullshit right now.

I thought

we were gonna show them that.

It doesn't have to be this way.

Look, I need to pause on us

until I figure out what's what.

This has gotten crazy fast,

okay? I need to know

how my mom even knows about us

and I can't risk

losing this to her.

We can still do our dance.

[sighs]

[Jeannie crying]

[Melissa]

Life doesn't stop, okay?

- Holy crap. What happened?

- She asked me to come.

- What's wrong?

- Nothing!

I know it doesn't feel

like that right now, honey,

but this will pass.

Hello?

Apparently, someone at school

that she has a crush on

broke her heart.

[crying] It's just,

we had a connection.

It was so nice.

I didn't even know

you had a boyfriend.

You wouldn't know.

You're too busy. [crying]

You are about

as sensitive as a fart, Bill.

You, too.

You're both a disaster.

I'm insensitive?

You come in here

without so much as a text.

Technically,

that's breaking and entering.

Jesus, get over yourself.

Can't you see our daughter

is having a meltdown

and all you think about

is yourself?

You're such a selfish

g*dd*mn man.

[laughs] I'm sorry

I'm distracted.

But I'm dealing

with the burning sensation

of feeling violated.

Oh, welcome to the party, pal.

As a woman, I feel violated

and imposed upon

every freaking day.

Oh, really? And I'm sure

your criticizing of me

in front of her

is making her feel so good

right now.

Stop!

[sobs] You're both

just poisoning my nightmare.

You've already messed things up

enough.

Sweetheart, what happened?

How bad is it?

It's so bad that I'm crying

in front of you right now.

I don't know why I thought

things were gonna work out.

It never does.

Jeannie,

I love you, sweetheart.

And I'm so sorry

that this happened.

And can you acknowledge

that either of us

criticizing the other

is hurting her?

Sure.

As long as you can acknowledge

that you're self-absorbed

and seeing our daughter's pain.

I'm not

the only narcissist here.

I'm tryna be positive.

Let a little light in,

and believe.

And for what?

You're supposed to help me

with this.

Let go of life, be calm.

There's nothing

to worry about anymore.

You're not the first

to come here

and you won't be the last.

Those that have come

before me are with me.

[dramatic music playing]

[both scream]

And the future to flow from you.

It took seven generations

to bring you here.

[alarm ringing]

Stop! What do you want?

What do you want?

[muffled screaming]

- [Bill grunts]

- [breathes heavily]

- [intruder groans, grunts]

- [Bill groans, grunts]

[pants] No!

[suspenseful music playing]

It will take seven generations

to bring someone next.

I'm an important link

in the chain.

[dramatic music playing]

[Jeannie groans]

My head is throbbing.

[Melissa] What the hell

was that?

[Bill] Why do I have

women's voices in my head?

[Melissa] Huh,

my neck feels better.

I had pain all day.

[Bill] Uh, Jeannie

and Melissa, I can hear you,

but I can't see you.

Where are you?

- Ah, dad!

- [Bill] What the--

- [Melissa] Oh, no, Bill.

- [Bill] What the...

[Melissa] I... I think

I'm gonna puke.

[Bill] What's happening?

[Melissa] You're dead,

but I can hear you.

[combined voices] Oh!

What is going on?

Is this a hallucination?

A dream?

What the hell? Mom?

[combined voices]

I can't be dead.

I have too much to do.

The f*ck is going on?

- [Bill] Language.

- [Melissa] Language.

- [screams]

- [screams]

[Melissa] Bill, what the hell

are you doing in our mirror?

Hey, let's try to revive me.

I can't seem to move my left.

[Jeannie] That's because

it's my left.

[Melissa] Come on.

Wake up. Wake up.

- It's just a dream.

- It's just a dream.

[Bill] You seem dead,

but maybe not.

[Melissa] Ah, hey.

[Bill] Sorry.

Yep, you're dead.

- Let's try me.

- Hey!

[Bill] Wake up. Wake up.

How am I not waking up?

[Melissa] We didn't

try hard enough before.

- Let's check my vitals.

- [groans]

[Bill] You didn't even try

with me. Let's go back.

- [Melissa] No. Hey.

- [grunts]

Stop! [pants]

We were attacked and now

you both are in my head?

What the hell is happening?

[Melissa] I think

it's a little more than that.

I think your dad controls

your left side

and I control your right.

Are you f*cking serious?

Then what do I control? My neck?

[Bill] When did you start

cursing?

[Melissa] Call 911.

- [screams]

- [screams]

Great, he gets the mirror.

I get the phone?

Don't worry sweetheart.

We're gonna figure it out.

- We got this, babe.

- I wasn't finished.

Don't touch me.

[Bill] I'm just trying

to help.

- [Melissa] Stop touching me.

- You always do this.

Would you just let me

for one moment?

- I don't need you...

- [Bill] I'm asking

- for a moment.

- ...telling me what to do.

- You let her.

- Stop touching me!

[Bill] I need her help.

[muffled indistinct chatter]

Jeannie?

My name is Vanessa Morris.

I'm a detective.

You were attacked. You've got

a few bumps of bruises,

but otherwise, you seem okay.

How do you feel?

Okay. I think.

Sore.

[Melissa] Hey,

where's my body?

[Bill] Since you're dead,

probably with DME.

Sorry to be the one

to tell you this

but your parents didn't make it.

Yes, sort of.

I mean, yeah, of course.

- Who did this?

- We don't know.

We do think it was a lethal dose

of a toxic chemical.

Do you remember anything

from your attack?

[Melissa] It was a huge guy

in a mask.

[Bill] The dude was 6'3"

like a linebacker.

[combined voices]

I don't think it'd hurt to just

tell them something.

I'm gonna use the bathroom.

- Now.

- Sure.

Oh, and he had a snake

and sword tattoo on his forearm.

This is crazy.

What is happening?

You guys die and I go nuts?

- You're not nuts, honey.

- Yeah, it's not you.

Then what the hell is it?

Well, unless we're

mistaken and we could be.

Who the hell

knows what's going on?

But your mother

and I were talking.

When did you talk?

Well, we were up

and conscious before you were.

Anyway, when we died,

we think our souls

entered your body somehow.

It's the only explanation

that makes sense.

As crazy as that sounds.

I'm sorry.

And we share control

of your motor functions.

And we agreed your

mother's gonna take care

of the female stuff.

[screams]

Jeannie, you okay in there?

Yeah, just coming to terms

with the situation.

How do I know that I haven't

just gone batshit nuts?

Because we all have

our faculties,

like we're normal,

thinking for ourselves.

We're just in a different space.

Look, I wouldn't believe

it if it didn't happen.

I mean, when does this happen,

this doesn't happen.

This isn't a thing that happens.

But it did happen

and here we are.

Yeah, well, I can't

go out there like this.

You gotta go out there.

It'll create more suspicion

if you don't.

Yeah, he's right, honey.

We just have to keep it together

until we can figure out

what's going on.

You try "keeping it together."

- Jeannie?

- This is crazy.

Do either of you have

any idea who did this?

Sorry,

I had a freak-out in there.

Sure. This is my partner,

Detective Bump.

So, yeah,

there was a huge guy in a mask

with a sword and snake tattoo.

And he burst into my room

and my parents and I

were having a family meeting.

- Okay.

- And he attacked my dad first.

And then my mom jumped in

and then he smothered her

and then my dad

and he came after me.

[Bill] Good job.

She's with us.

- [Melissa] Not so fast.

- [Jeannie] Shut up.

I can't concentrate

with you talking in my head.

Say, just out of curiosity,

would it be possible

for their souls

to be inside my body?

Sure.

Wait, what?

Whenever someone we love

passes, it's not uncommon

for their spirit

to still be with us.

It's a very beautiful,

moving reminder of them.

Okay. [chuckles]

I mean, like right now,

inside of me, talking to me.

Figures. Right? Just my luck.

Not only do my parents die,

but they end up inside of me.

Talk about being cursed.

[Melissa] Watch yourself,

young lady.

You're treading on thin ice.

[Bill] Yeah,

this isn't ideal for anyone.

Sure.

When my grandmother died,

she often periodically

visit me in my dreams.

Sometimes,

I could hear her voice

and sometimes,

she would give me gas.

You're gonna feel

a wave of emotions

throughout

this whole grieving process.

It's gonna be

one of the hardest things

you'll ever do.

Just hang in there, kid.

No, I don't mean like

some hallmark thing,

sweet idea to remember them by.

I mean, like my mom

is controlling the right side

of my body and my dad the left.

And I don't know

how it happened,

but we're all here.

Wait, that's it.

What? What's it?

- [Melissa] What are you saying?

- [Bill] Yeah, I'm lost.

- [Jeannie] The pendant.

- Are you okay?

I'm just tired and sad

and babbling to myself.

Right. We have a counselor

coming that you can talk to.

- She should be here any minute.

- [Bill] That's a big no.

[Melissa] Why not?

A counselor would be great.

[Bill] A therapist will chuck us

in the psych ward. Hard pass.

[Jeannie] sh*t, dad's right.

So, where can I stay tonight?

[Melissa] Aunt Louise's?

Thank you for the offer.

I think I really just need rest,

so, I'm gonna stay

at my aunt's tonight.

So,

you're declining counseling

and you already have

a place to stay?

[playful music playing]

[Jeannie] Mom, Dad,

Mom, Dad, Mom, Dad.

[Melissa] This is Native

American land?

[Bill] Who knew?

[Jeannie] It's where the

Changva Nation rep works.

The person who sold

me the pendant said

she got it from them.

So, I need to talk to him.

And I need you guys

to chill out.

And all of L.A. was native land,

by the way. White privilege.

[Bill] I think

you mean implicit bias.

Mr. Singer.

Hi, I am Jeannie Steffi,

the high school junior.

Hello, Jeannie.

I'm the one

whose parents were k*lled.

I'm very sorry for your loss.

It's such a tragedy.

- How can I help you?

- Well, you probably can't help

but what I'm gonna tell you

is crazy.

[Melissa] Keep it positive,

please.

[Bill] Give him a chance

to help.

When my parents were k*lled.

[tense music playing]

Sylvia?

[music concludes]

This is Sylvia Chaplain.

She sold me the pendant

that led me here.

Hello.

I acknowledge

that we are on the lands

of those that came before us

and that my ancestors

were murderers, rapists,

and conquerors.

[sighs]

What are you doing here?

When you told me

about the pendant

and how it's in the

middle of your incident,

I thought maybe I should

learn more about it.

Hello.

Welcome.

Anyway, when my parents

were k*lled,

I was reading this pendant

three times

and rubbing it and praying

'cause I was scared.

Is there anything on there

about one soul

leaving their body,

leaving when someone dies?

Not exactly.

This is a "carry the strength

from prior generations

onto the next pendant."

Where's the keeping

negative spirits out part?

Not there.

What did you sell me?

- What do you mean?

- You were supposed

to sell me a pendant

that helps keep negative

- thinking and spirits out.

- Oh, sorry. My bad.

Great. You sold me

the wrong pendant.

Perfect. This just keeps

getting better.

Although if we're

being completely honest,

I actually made up the part

about read it three times

and pray.

Okay, so that was bullshit.

You added the read it

three times and pray part?

I was trying to help

the Changva.

[Melissa] Oh,

she's a piece of work.

Anyway, during the attack...

- something crazy happened.

- Okay?

Somehow or another,

when they died,

their souls left their body

and entered mine.

Excuse me?

I know, I wouldn't believe

it if it didn't happen.

Your deceased parents' spirits

entered your body?

I know it sounds crazy.

Is that possible?

You go to Inroads?

Both of you?

When you called, I didn't

know what to expect,

but I decided

to take you seriously

because it sound like

you were in need.

I am desperately in need.

This does not sound serious.

It sounds like you're making

fun of me and my people.

What?

No, I would never do that.

Hey, don't lump me in

with her.

I am just here to learn

At Inroads,

is there a bet to get

some local Native American

to buy some story?

- No.

- Is that what we are to you?

- A joke?

- I promise, no joke.

Do I have permission

to sock her?

I can't believe

you treat the memory

of your dead parents like this.

I don't even have words.

You're acting really weird.

Pretty sure you've gotten

crazy batshit psycho.

What the hell.

Mr. Singer, please don't go.

Damn it, Mom, Dad, can you help?

[combined voices]

Mr. Singer, we need

a minute of your time.

Holy sh*t.

This is really freaking me out.

- Where did you get this?

- I bought it online,

but there were two that

were exactly the same

and the rest were all different.

That's because you

were accidentally sent

the original artifacts.

This isn't a replica.

This is the pendant

of Niecy Waterman.

She was a chief

that led us into battle

to resist colonization,

which as you know, we lost.

White people are such a-holes.

Sorry.

It was created

to pass along strength

from one generation to the next.

But saying it three times,

it wouldn't do

what you say it did.

Okay, so what happened?

The only thing that I can

think of, it's an open prayer.

What does that mean?

It means it can evolve.

New things can happen.

It's not set in stone.

The way life evolves,

it isn't set in stone.

Okay?

And death for us,

the soul rises from the body.

Death of one organism

means life for another.

It's an act of pure sacrifice

that infuses the blessing.

This pendant

was also forged in battle,

which means there's an

energy element to it.

When spoken,

it absorbs the energy

around it and things can occur.

There is a lot

of energy around it.

I used a stun g*n

during the attack

and I pressed it

so hard that it broke.

That's when this happened.

That explains

the crazy results.

You introduce an unexpected

new energy source,

you change a simple blessing

to a more complicated one.

[Melissa] This is

getting into wacky world.

[Bill] There's a lot

we don't know.

So, what do I do?

How do I fix it

and get my life back?

This happened yesterday?

If I understand this correctly,

you only have one chance

to undo this.

Exactly seven days to the

exact minute this occurred.

So, six days from today,

if you go to where you work,

repeat the prayer and replicate

the same energy source.

You can release their spirits

from their container.

Do you remember

what time it was?

[Jeannie] My reminder alarm

went off during the attack.

7:54 p.m.

That's it. All right.

Next Thursday, 7:54 p.m.

One other thing, this will

only work with a pendant

that isn't broken.

You said you have another?

No, I sold it to this a**l

retentive parent, Rose Barron.

[Melissa] Oh no.

Maya Barron's mom.

- [Bill] We'll figure it out.

- See if you can get it back.

When you're done,

return it to me.

It belongs to us.

What happens

if I don't make it?

Their spirit will be forever

trapped in their vessel.

You, they'll take over

and your spirit will disappear.

- [Bill] What?

- [Melissa] Oh God.

Where will I go?

Into the universe

where they should be.

Can the spirits go

back into their bodies?

- No.

- [Melissa] Ah. Oh, no. Damn it.

Okay, so we have six days

to get the other pendant.

Replicate it precisely.

And if we screw up, I'm screwed.

Amazing. Good times.

I'm sorry.

But you realize this could only

happen to a special person.

Yeah, especially cursed.

This just doesn't happen.

This could only happen

to a truly special person.

You must have some great gifts.

Me? No.

You're wrong with that one.

Holy sh*t number two.

He's right. This is... [gasps]

Here I was thinking

that this was a bad thing

and that you're a psychopath.

But actually it's, it's, it's...

[gasps]

Special and... spiritual.

- Okay, enough, enough.

- [smooches]

But we can do this, dude,

We, I will help you and I'll

also learn at the same time.

And then we can get

the pendant back

and then we can replicate

this charge thing.

And you have to keep

your sh*t together.

Jesus. [exhales deeply]

See, when the spirit

is strong, a way opens,

things will fall into place.

She'll be there to help.

So, will I.

[playful music playing]

So, we gotta get that pendant

from Mrs. Barron.

It's like I see the world

a whole new way.

Catch you later.

- Jeannie, hey.

- [Bill] It's Rick.

[Melissa] Wow. I haven't

seen him in a while.

I'm Rick, your dad's partner.

- Hey.

- It's been a long time.

I haven't seen you

since you were...

- Yeah.

- Nice shirt by the way.

Very hip.

Thanks.

- What are you doing here?

- I'm looking for you.

- Okay.

- [Bill] We should talk to him.

We can trust him.

He can help us.

[Melissa] We need to be careful.

We don't know what

we're dealing with here.

- [Bill] Come on.

- I'm sorry about what happened.

Really sorry.

He was my friend.

I miss him.

[Bill] Miss you too, man.

- Thanks, he misses you too.

- [Melissa] That's really nice.

- [bell rings]

- On account if he's gone,

um, I actually have to take

care of a couple of things.

I need to get into our accounts

but your dad froze though

just before he was k*lled.

So, I need his social

and his accountant info.

Okay. Wow.

[Melissa] Bill, is that right?

[Bill] Yeah, there was

something weird going on

- with one of them.

- I don't have it here right now

and I'm actually running

kinda late.

Sure. I just don't have

your phone number

and this was the only way

I knew how to reach you.

- [Bill] He can help us.

- [Melissa] How?

[Bill] He can be an ally.

He can help me.

[Jeannie] Stop. I can't talk

while you're arguing

in my head.

Are you okay?

Yeah. Great.

[Bill] Come on,

let's say something.

[Melissa] No, just be patient.

Sure... The number?

[Melissa]

Don't give it to him.

[Bill] Give it to him

for God's sakes.

There's nothing wrong

with giving him my number.

- What?

- Nothing.

It's...

424-555-2121.

Oh, what's your number?

Um, 310-555-8188.

I'll be in touch.

- [Bill] Don't let him go.

- [Melissa] Bill. No.

[combined voices] Rick!

Did you call me?

Geez, you sounded

like your dad just now.

I'll be in touch.

Hey, I'm so sorry

about what happened.

That's nice.

Jeannie?

Hi Ms. Heels.

I'm so sorry for your loss.

How are you doing?

I am okay.

What are you doing here?

I need to talk to some people.

I'm trying to keep

a sort of regular schedule.

Can't say I'm surprised.

Let me know

if you need anything.

I'm here for you.

Hey.

- I've been thinking about you.

- Me too.

I had to see you.

How are you?

I'm okay. It's been insane.

I know. I'm so sorry.

It's on grieving.

There's a card in there

for a therapist.

My friend saw when they

lost their dad to cancer and...

they said they were great.

Thank you for this.

I've had so much

I wanted to tell.

[Melissa] That's incredibly

sweet.

[Bill] Yeah, who's this?

[Melissa] I think

it's Maya Barron.

[Bill] Holy crap, Maya Barron.

Anyway, we need to talk,

but I can't right now

about this.

Okay. Why?

Because somebody

might be listening.

I need to talk to you

about something else.

[Melissa] Okay, well,

she seems really cool.

[Bill] Too bad

about her parents.

Um, can you just ask your mom

if she still has

a Native American pendant

that she bought here

at school the other day?

- Oh, why?

- No reason.

Just, I had it on during

the accident and it broke.

It's important.

Okay, I'll ask.

So why can't we talk again?

Because it's like you said,

your parents don't want us

to be friends.

I'm dealing with a lot

and I don't wanna

jeopardize your summer tour.

I just wanted to see you.

Say hi.

Normal hi.

Look, I know I'm supposed

to be sensitive and all,

but when can I dispense

with the BS

and just tell you

how I really feel?

There's something I've

been wanting to tell you.

Not now. Not here.

Please.

Well, what if I can't later

or tomorrow?

This whole brush with death

has really made me

look at myself.

If it's taught us anything,

it's that life is short, right?

Life is short. And we gotta say

what we gotta say

when we gotta say it.

I gotta say it.

[combined voices] I agree.

I think you should just say it.

[combined voices] Melissa,

give her some space.

Look, I'm trying to tell you

- that I--

- I know.

We are great friends.

- Friends with--

- Deep souls.

We love our deep souls.

You like me, I like you.

The feeling's mutual and our

parents just hate each other.

Ah okay, friend.

I gotta go.

I'm not feeling well.

Bye.

Friends?

Gosh, what the?

In any m*rder investigation,

we talk to all people

close to the victims.

In cases like this, there's

always a motive or a reason.

We usually follow the money.

We talk to your dad's partner,

Rick.

He showed us the books

of the business.

They weren't doing too well.

He stands to gain nothing

from your father's death.

[Bill] It's true.

Business was down.

But there was something weird

I discovered

with one of the accounts.

My dad's business was down

and he said

there was something weird

with one of the accounts.

You should check that.

How do you know

about your dad's accounts?

Oh no... He told me.

So we're looking

into your father's partner

and your mom's situation

and coming up empty.

- [Melissa] Wait, what?

My situation?

In fact, your father's

partner said the one

who wanted to hurt your dad

the most was your mom.

Is that true?

Agh.

You seem uncomfortable.

It is just, whenever I talk

about my mom and dad,

I have these strange reactions.

Okay?

I just miss them so much.

I'm sure this is normal. Right?

[cutlery clinking]

Anyways, as best we can

tell, the only one who stands

to benefit financially from

your parents' death is you.

What?

You are the recipient

of both their life

insurance policies, correct?

I-- I guess.

And except for some

strange behavior,

you seem pretty well adjusted.

Going back to school.

[Melissa] That's ridiculous.

This is a nightmare.

[Bill] Melissa.

Believe you me, I am

not well adjusted at all.

How was your relationship

with your parents?

It's okay. Was.

They wanna know everything.

I want them out of my life.

You know,

just typical teen stuff.

Can be, except you and your

dad talked about his accounts.

Do you know anyone that

has anything against them?

No.

Jeannie, I know this

is a touchy subject.

- Anything you say is okay.

- Okay.

Was there any abuse

in the home?

- [Melissa] What?

- [Bill] Just relax.

- She's gotta ask that question

- With your dad.

[Bill] What? That's hideous.

Gross, no, not at all.

Did you have anything

to do with their m*rder?

- What? No.

- [suspenseful music playing]

Scholarship student

from West LA

at a rich school

in Santa Monica.

Not frustrated because you

couldn't do what you wanted

because you didn't have

the money.

Or was it that they abused you?

Look, this will go a lot quicker

if you just open up. Admit it.

[combined voices] Now,

listen here, Detective.

This is outrageous.

There is no way Jeannie, me,

I am responsible for this.

I may be acting a little weird,

but I was attacked too.

Is this how you spend your time?

Instead of doing this,

you should be out there

trying to find the real k*ller

and demanding the end

of systemic racism.

We are working all ankles.

[combined voices]

I'm so sorry, Detective.

It's just that I've been

going through so much.

Even if I wanted to,

I'm not capable of it.

My parents were kind

and decent people.

- My dad was a great man.

- Stop!

We're gonna need

to see your phone.

We'll be in touch.

Thanks.

Let's run a trace on her cell.

I wanna know

where she's at all times.

I never

seriously considered her,

but she's acting strangely.

Seriously, seriously, strangely.

What the f*ck? You guys

can't control yourselves

and now I'm a m*rder suspect?

I can't live like this if

you're gonna keep doing this.

I'm sorry, honey.

Accusing me

of hurting your father

is just unthinkable.

It's not that unthinkable.

Remember when you said

you wished his brakes

would accidentally go out

going down Benedict Canyon?

I never said that.

When did I say that?

I don't know.

You want a sweet weekend

and he wouldn't do it.

I wasn't serious.

He drove me nuts.

I'm feeling so loved

right now.

Yeah, like you've never

said the same about me.

- Not to our daughter.

- Yeah. Well now,

I'm a m*rder suspect.

As if things going to get

any better.

No, no, no.

She doesn't suspect you.

Seriously, honey.

She's just fishing for leads

'cause she doesn't have

anything.

Well, she knows

that something's off

and is now looking at me.

- And stop taking over my body.

- Look, I'm sorry, honey,

but I don't know what

it's like for your mom.

For me, it's uncontrollable.

You know, something happens

and I react instinctively

and then suddenly

I'm taking over.

Yup, that's pretty much

what it is.

[grunts] I can't wait

for this to be over.

- [Bill] Me too.

- [Melissa] Me three.

[bright music playing]

[music concludes]

Maya said that her mom

does have the pendant.

Excuse me, Mrs. Barron?

Can we talk to you for a second?

Girls,

I'm sorry for your loss.

Your parents and I may

have had our differences,

but I don't wish that upon any.

- [Melissa] I'll say.

- [Bill] Can we just chill out?

- Thanks.

- I'm surprised you're here.

That's gutsy.

Shouldn't you be home grieving?

Yeah, well, I had some

things to take care of.

And my friend here, Sylvia,

she accidentally sold you

something that

she shouldn't have.

- That Native American pendant.

- Yeah, you know how it is.

I have so much going on

right now.

I reach for something,

hand you something else.

Textbook case of a screw up.

So, it would

just be really wonderful

if we could just get that back.

How are you involved in this?

I'm a friend and ally.

Well, you know, actions

have consequences.

[Melissa] Ugh,

she's insufferable.

- [Bill] Let's just see.

- Yeah, they do.

- [bell rings]

- If...

you could just help us out,

we'd be so grateful.

Maya also asked me

about this pendant

and now you are here.

Something's fishy.

- [distant chatters]

- You two are up to something.

Does this have something

to do with your parents' death,

trafficking and ill*gal

artifacts?

What? No.

- [Melissa] Son of a b*tch.

- [Bill] Melissa.

[combined voices] Mrs.

Barron, how could you say that?

She, I asked you

a kind question

and you bring up

my parents' m*rder?

No, no. This is about

giving the Changva back

what is rightfully theirs.

Like I said before,

I made a mistake

and I'm just trying not

to further choke out

these decimated people.

Spare me

the ancestral land BS.

We won. They lost.

You know what cranberry sauce

turkey is?

Thanksgiving. Get over it.

I don't see you giving back

your family's wealth.

Hear me when I say this,

"Stay away from Maya."

She's going through

a tough time.

You know her father

and I control a lot.

And your parents aren't here

to protect you.

So, I don't want you

hanging out with her.

God knows what your parents

were involved with

to get themselves k*lled.

I don't wanna know.

And maybe it's time

for a new school.

One that's more of a bit.

You pursue this, I'll make

life very difficult for you.

What the hell

is wrong in there?

How are we gonna get the pendant

if you keep pissing off

the person who has it?

Honestly, this is just

a whole disaster zone.

No surprise, right?

Look, if you wanna bail,

I get it.

Honestly, sometimes,

I don't know who I'm talking to.

- Kind of freak.

- That makes four of us.

[Melissa] Ugh, that woman.

[Jeannie]

It isn't just that woman.

[Bill] Mel, we've gotta

work together.

[Melissa] I'm working

on behalf of our daughter

and this world.

Look, you've been amazing.

If you want to take off,

I get it.

Would you stop

with the quitting talk?

When the going gets rough,

the rough don't bail.

We'll just have to figure out

another way to get the pendant.

[breathes deeply]

I can't believe I'm saying this.

Do I have to be

the positive one here?

Jesus. Four days,

we'll make it happen.

[solemn music playing]

Jeannie, hey.

- Hey.

- [Bill] Rick.

[Melissa]

What's he doing here?

I've been texting you.

haven't heard back.

I'm in a bit of a jam time-wise

and I need that account info.

Right.

I really don't have time

right now.

Would it help if I came over?

- [Bill] Yes.

- [Melissa] No.

- No.

- You sure?

I'm good at finding things.

Sort of like a GPS bloodhound

meet Sherlock Holmes.

It's my superpower.

I'm good.

Sure, no problem.

I just have to

get through the piles.

Of course. Of course.

I hope you're okay.

Have a good day.

- [Bill] Maybe he can help.

- [combined voices] Don't go!

- Excuse me?

- I gotta go.

Bye.

[loud keyboard tapping]

[Melissa] What are you doing?

[Jeannie] Those detectives

really think I'm a suspect.

We're being watched.

So, I'm researching what we

know about our attacker.

We know it wasn't me.

Can either of you

think of anyone who had

- anything against you?

- [Melissa] Not me.

[Jeannie] Dad. Dad.

Hmm, oh, sorry. Just got down.

There's so much more

I wanted to do.

Ah yeah, no, I can't think

of anybody who'd do this.

[key clicks]

[Melissa] That's good.

- Yeah, but I don't see hours.

- [keys click]

Dad, what's your password?

[Bill] All right,

but don't look.

[keys click]

And you can never go to PornHub.

[keys clicking]

Holy crap.

Oh no.

[Melissa] Unbelievable.

Ended by a f*cking guy.

Way to go, Bill.

Thanks for k*lling me.

[Bill] I didn't k*ll you.

I don't know what Rick was doing

or why this Spencer guy k*lled

us. I still can't believe it.

[Melissa] Well, it has

nothing to do with me

except I was

in the g*dd*mn room.

Stop, both of you.

This is the guy,

same size, same tattoo.

Gives me the creeps

just seeing him again.

And he's connected

to my dad's business partner

who keeps visiting me

and asking for my dad's

social security number

and account information.

Yeah, that's what you said

on the phone.

So, we checked it out.

This guy has a lead-tight alibi.

He was at his nephew's

performance.

We tracked his phone,

it was there all night.

And your dad's partner, Rick,

he was home alone,

but his phone was there too.

The evidence backs up the alibi.

How'd you come across all this?

The photo with the guy

and the tattoo.

- Just Facebook.

- Really?

Because we noticed

you're not on Facebook.

[Bill] Tell her

you're using my account.

It's my dad's.

It helps me deal with my grief.

Do you do that a lot?

Use your dad's accounts?

No, it was the first time.

The thing is, these

guys don't have motive.

We've been monitoring

their business accounts

and there's nothing

strange going on there.

What do they have the game?

But you, you do.

We talked to your friend Maya.

She said that you stage

an incident at school

with your teacher.

So clearly, you have experience

manipulating situations.

Meanwhile, you're back at school

hardly affected,

but acting strangely.

Not in a grieving strangely,

more of a what we call,

I did something and now it's

catching up with me strangely.

Is that

what you seriously think?

I don't know what to think.

It's looking worse and worse

for you over time.

Have you even cried over

your parents' death?

I feel like

they're still with me.

- We're dead.

- [bright music playing]

I have a huge favor to ask.

It is important.

Can you secretly nab

that pendant from your mom

- and lend it to me?

- I could.

Yeah, if I didn't just

give my parents the finger

- and tell them to F themselves.

- What?

You're inspiring me

to live, dude. [chuckles]

My parents don't need to know

sh*t about my personal life.

And even if they do,

who gives a sh*t?

[Bill] What's she talking

about?

[Melissa] That's probably why

Mrs. Barron was so difficult.

- Can you just grab the pendant?

- Do you hear what I'm saying?

- [chuckles]

- Who cares?

This is good news, man.

You and I have way

bigger things to tackle.

It's such a relief.

[Melissa] I have no idea

what she's talking about.

Look, can you just go

and borrow the pendant from

your mom and give it to me?

It is really important to me.

I'll try. I'll try.

My mom keeps her things

under lock and key.

But look, in the meantime,

I've been doing

some research on grief

and I know you need your space.

So let's just focus

on the dance, okay?

We are way behind.

And this affects my grade too.

- Yeah. Okay.

- Let's do some steps.

[Jeannie] Guys,

- need you to work together.

- Five, six, seven, eight.

- Two, three, five, six.

- [rhythmic music playing]

Two, three, put it down.

[Melissa] Come on, Bill.

Catch up.

- [Bill] I'm trying.

- [Melissa] Shut up.

[groans]

- [music continues]

- [indistinct chatter]

- Point.

- [Melissa] No,

that's not right.

You gotta shuffle.

- [Bill] I am shuffling.

- [Melissa] Let me show you.

Wait.

Look.

[Bill] That's what

I was doing.

[Melissa] That's not it.

[Bill] Wait,

I wasn't finished.

Oh. Mm-hmm.

- Stop!

- [groans]

Jeannie, are you okay?

Geez.

Can I have just a moment?

Sure. Yeah.

Um, Ladies, let's take five,

okay. Clear the stage.

[footsteps receding]

You two are a couple

of huge assholes.

[combined voices]

I've never been more insulted

in my life.

You can't talk me like that.

[Bill] That is a little harsh.

You are the most close

assholes I have ever met.

[combined voices]

What has gotten into you?

Who are you?

- What the hell is that?

- Well. [sighs]

For better or worse,

this is who I am now.

My parents like to show up

in different ways.

You don't have to

like fake something

or put on a big act

to push me away.

[Melissa]

What's she talking about?

Not faking.

And I'm not acting.

I'm also not hiding anything.

I know you enough

to know that this is bullshit.

I literally gave my parents

the finger for you.

At least you could treat

me with some respect.

Feels like you're just jerking

me around.

I wish it was bullshit.

It's not.

Okay, well, before,

it was like we're just friends

and now it's like I'm crazy.

Is this connected

to your parents

or is it feels like

you're not telling me something?

Well, I guess I am

because the latest

is I am a straight up

suspect in their death.

So yeah, you wanna just be free?

Go. Be free of me.

Because even if I told you

what is going on with me,

you're not gonna believe it.

At least you could respect

me enough to tell me.

Take that risk, right?

I know you're not involved

in your parents' death,

so just have some ba*ls

and break up with me.

What did I ever do

besides love you?

[Jeannie sobbing]

I guess we know why you were

so upset the other night.

How long have you

and Maya been together?

A couple of weeks.

Why didn't you tell us?

How have things been?

Like we were meant

to be together.

She made me feel like

no one ever has.

She's super sweet.

It's like we were a connection

between two worlds

that just hated each other.

Well that's great.

Yeah. I'm sure if you go back,

you can get back together

with her.

That's not why I'm upset.

At least not totally.

Why are you upset?

I just wish that

you two were together.

Well, honey,

sometimes people split.

Yeah, it doesn't mean

that we don't love you.

Give me a break.

Not together together.

Just on the same page.

I don't know what to say.

Well, why aren't

you two together?

I never did ask you that.

[inhales sharply, sighs]

Truthfully,

I knew it was wrong

before you were born

and I just kept it together

'cause that's what I thought

I should do.

And then when we got divorced

when you were one,

I thought he'd be out

of my life forever. [chuckles]

I was really shocked

when I realized

that that was just the beginning

of the relationship.

And I wanted to end things,

but...

I couldn't.

M-- What? M-- Me, my turn?

Sorry. Um...

When we split, I was

more hurt than I let on.

A lot more.

And truthfully, as a man,

I was not used to a woman

with that much power.

I felt threatened

and as progressive

as I thought I was,

I never saw her

as my true equal.

And for that, I'm sorry.

You know,

you never plan for these things.

You have to make it up

as you go along.

So this has nothing

to do with me.

What, us breaking up?

Nothing.

You guys are just...

too flat.

People that didn't fit.

Trying your best

in a hella hard situation.

Yep.

Well, you couldn't hate

each other that much.

Mom jumped on the guy the minute

you were attacked, dad.

[knocking on door]

[delivery man]

You've been served.

[Jeannie] Are you sure

there's no other pendant?

No, sorry,

there's no other pendant.

I got it.

Let's say you go ask for it back

under the whole cultural

appropriation thing

because it was sold

on school grounds.

It's genius.

- [Melissa] That's a good idea.

- [Bill] That'll work.

That'll take too long.

You know, we'll probably

not get it back in time.

- [Melissa] Damn.

- [Bill] Sorry, honey.

And I just had to give

my dad's partner, Rick,

all of the account info

because he served me

with a court order.

You're both doing fine.

You've done

some amazing things here.

Everything that you need,

you have.

You've identified

the pendant as a cause.

You met me, you're out

looking for the other pendant.

You got this.

So this whole

spiritual guidance thing

doesn't include

like practical help?

Like what if a special one

over here is getting hassled

by supporters and I need to...

[grunts] ...you know, step in?

It can,

but what it's really about

is knowing when to do

that and when not to.

Sometimes, you just

have to believe in her.

I'm here when you need me.

Right now, you don't need me.

God, you're an F-ing genius.

- Sorry.

- One other thing.

Until you find your way forward,

find the safest place

you can with other people.

This guy, Rick, he knows

you're a witness against him.

[tense music playing]

- [Melissa] Good advice.

- [Bill] Amen.

[bright music playing]

- [Melissa] I like Singer.

- [Bill] He's a good guy. Stop.

- That's it.

- What?

[Bill] Follow the money.

Rick is trying to get money.

Right, with a what?

[Bill] So he can invest

in this IPO

he's getting so excited about.

[indistinct chatter]

Sterling.

This is my friend,

Spencer Troth.

Cool. Glad you could be here.

- This is exciting.

- It is.

Glad you could be

on the ground floor.

Me too.

We're still on track

for that investment.

Definitely.

The fund should be

available tomorrow.

Cool.

How do you even

do something like this?

Oh, it's been one hell

of a ride, let me tell you.

But when all is said and done,

this guy is gonna be

a very rich man.

As long as he's out there,

I'll be a suspect

and then he'll have money.

We can't let him

get away with this.

For once, I actually agree,

but the more that I say

to that detective,

the more guilty I become.

Yeah, no,

that's not an option.

But we have to take action.

Mm, hold on a second.

We don't need to do anything.

All we need to do

is stay safe for the day,

get the pendant

and break the curse.

Which is why

we have to do it now.

Do what?

I know this sounds nuts,

but we have to break

into Rick's apartment,

steal back the account info

and prevent him

from getting that money.

Uh, what?

Okay, wait,

let's take a breath here.

Melissa, you do realize this

endangers us all, right?

Look, I know I'm not known

for being wild

and crazy or reckless.

And actually right now,

I'm not even known

for being alive.

But if I do anything else

on the face

of this earth, I wanna stop him.

I actually agree.

I know it sounds crazy.

I mean, it's dangerous

and ill*gal, but it's right.

I have a plan.

I think we should do it.

Well, I think it's reckless

and loco

and it puts Jeannie's life

at risk.

[sighs] Why do you wanna do it?

Part of me feels like

if I didn't

have the meltdown I had,

the two of you would

still be here today.

I know you may not agree

or understand,

but that's how I feel.

So stopping this guy

could help with that.

I wanna honor you...

and I think it could

help in a lot of ways,

But we can't do it without you

because you're the only one

who knows how to break

into his apartment.

Well,

it doesn't make sense to me,

but I think we need

to do what you both want.

And we don't have to break

into his apartment.

I have a back doorway

into the accounts.

[Melissa grunts]

I just got a text

from the Steffi girl,

"Monitor my dad's

business accounts tonight

starting at an hour

and then follow me everywhere."

"Don't let me out

of your sight."

[Jeannie] You said

something was off

with one of your accounts.

- Can we check that?

- [Bill] Sure.

- [Jeannie] What's that?

- [Bill] What?

- [Jeannie] That.

- [Bill] I dunno.

Haven't seen that before.

- [Jeannie] Can I click on it?

- [Bill] Sure.

Holy sh*t. There it is.

[Melissa] It's like

a different set of books.

[Bill] Rick is falsifying

loans, he'll make so much

he might even try to repay it

before anyone else notices.

Go to settings

and a new password.

- Awesome. We did it.

- [Melissa] Woo-hoo.

[Vanessa] Morris.

[officer] Detective,

this is cyber surveillance.

The subject asked us

to monitor, the daughter,

just access her dad's business

account and change the password.

She also tried to delete

the account.

It looks like she's preparing

to transfer or withdraw funds.

Okay, thanks.

Let's put a revolving tail

on her 24/7.

[officer] Copy that.

Why would she do that?

Break into her dad's

business accounts

and then tell us about it?

Guilty people do things all

the time I don't understand.

I think she's trying

to communicate with us.

[keyboard clacking]

What the f*ck? [sighs]

[clears throat]

- [Wesley] Yo.

- Wesley, Rick Black.

Having a bit of a problem

and I need a favor.

Someone seems to have

gotten into my account

and changed the setting.

So could you check

the IP address on that for me?

[Wesley] Sure. Hit me.

Uh, it's 310.672.932.546.

[Wesley] The login

credentials were your partners.

Looks like it was the back door,

but it was accessed

by a computer,

which has a phone recovery

number of 424-555-2121.

Thanks, Wes. Appreciate it.

So we don't have the pendant,

but I do have a plan.

Actually, I think we should

just run up to Rose Barron

and cry Doctrine of Discovery

and then rip it out

of her grubby little paws.

I actually do have

a better plan.

Just get your girlfriend

to make sure

that her mom has it tonight

at the dance performance.

Then while you and your girl

are doing your thing,

I will find a way to grab it

for the Changva

and then we'll go back

to your place

for our 7:54 PM ceremony.

It'll be a little tight,

but I think we'll make it.

- Okay.

- And I'll be there.

You seem different.

Let's just say things

are going pretty well

with my parents.

I learned some things

that were helpful

and since then, I've gained

more control over my body.

- [Melissa] Which is so cool.

- [Bill] Totally.

- I think that's what'll happen.

- What?

As you become your own person

and you start

to believe in yourself,

you get more and more

power over your body.

See you again soon,

oh, original one.

Excuse me, sir.

- Hi.

- Hi. Um...

Could I just talk to you

for a second?

I'm really close friends

with Jeannie Steffi,

and I just have some questions.

[playful music playing]

- Hey.

- Hey.

What?

I know your situation.

I'm not sure

what you think you know.

I know.

How?

I talked to Mr. Singer.

Oh!

You're not freaked?

Totally makes sense now.

I'm inspired

by what you're doing, man.

You are a legend.

So do your parents know?

They know.

Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Steffi.

[combined voices]

It is so nice to meet you.

Hey.

Okay. [chuckles]

So my mom, ever the spy,

knows I'm totally

not giving up on you.

Anyways, my parents have

withdrawn me from this school.

What?

- [Melissa] Oh, no.

- [Bill] Man.

Yep. If I even wanna graduate,

I have to do it somewhere else.

I'm so sorry.

Give me a moment.

What the f*ck?

Maybe it's a sign.

Yeah, a sign that I'm not

good for her or for others.

A sign that I'm cursed.

- [Melissa] Don't say that.

- [Bill] Totally not true.

Hey, hey, hey.

It's not all about you.

Maybe this whole thing is

about helping Maya too.

Remember? Being a bridge.

When are you gonna realize

that your gifts are for others,

not just you?

When did you get good?

So, can we still do our thing?

Yes.

My mom brought the pendant.

It's in her bag wrapped

in a handkerchief.

I told her

they were acknowledging her

for her support

for Native Americans. [chuckles]

[indistinct chatter]

[audience applauding]

["Bored of You" playing]

Living in Wild Old West

Stranded here together

How nauseous would you love

When I just came to

Magnet when we touch

Baby, I'm no better

I've been on the run so long

'Cause I'm a force of nature

I'm a loaded g*n

Into you, I'm into you

[upbeat music indistinct lyrics]

Into you, I'm into you

[upbeat music indistinct lyrics]

But now I'm a little bit

Bored of you

Ole ole ole ole ole

Bored of you

Ole ole ole ole ole

Bored of you

[lyrics in foreign language ]

I know just what you like

But I just can't

Now disappear

[lyrics in foreign language]

Come on tonight

[lyrics in foreign language]

Make me feel right

We did things I'd never do

And now I'm a little bit

Bored of you

I'm into you

Into you, I'm into you

Now they're into you

Into you, into you

[audience applauding]

Our next performance features

a very special young woman,

Jeannie Steffi,

performing a dance

called Breaking Down Barriers.

[audience applauding]

[Jeannie] Are we ready for this?

[Melissa] Yep.

[Bill] Been stretching

my left hammy all night.

[lively music playing]

[upbeat music playing]

[Melissa] What's happening?

[Jeannie] I have total

control over everything now.

[Bill] Cool.

For your body

For your body

Don't worry

Don't worry

[speaker] Don't put

off effort at the places

where effort count, low.

[audience cheering, applauding]

- [Melissa] Woo!

- [Bill] Wow. That was crazy.

I feel so alive.

Oh, sh**t. Um...

I left my phone in the bathroom.

I'll be right back.

[playful music playing]

We don't have time.

Jesus,

you like cutting things close.

[suspenseful music playing]

- [gasps]

- Don't move.

I don't know how you did it.

I know there's all kinds

of crazy sh*t going on in there,

but whatever the case,

I need access

to those accounts tonight.

Ah!

What are you doing?

That's for getting

me involved with this.

What? What the... What?

Hey, hey, hey. Cut the crap.

These are my friends.

I don't wanna hurt you,

but I need the password.

I need to transfer funds now.

I don't know

what you're talking about.

- [Melissa] Ah!

- [Bill] sh*t.

Bill, I know you're

in there somewhere.

Listen, Jeannie,

she's innocent here.

If you don't wanna see her

get hurt,

just give me what I need

and I'll be on my way.

[Melissa] Give it to him.

[Bill] Totally. Give it to him.

[Jeannie] I got this.

No, I'm not gonna let

you get away with it.

So if you have to do it, do it.

Fine.

[Melissa] Jeannie,

what are you doing?

[Bill] Don't do this.

It's okay.

He can't k*ll me because

I have the password.

sh*t! Great.

Oh, hey, I made it.

- Freeze.

- Whoa.

Come here. Come here.

[playful music playing]

Okay,

so you won't save yourself.

- Maybe you'll save your friend.

- Don't do that!

What the f*ck is happening?

- Maya?

- Jesus!

Come here.

- Don't

- [Rick] Come.

I can give you anything.

[Rick] Come over here.

Okay.

Do you want me to start

with her then go to her?

[alarm ringing]

Back off!

Stop.

It's okay.

Your alarm is going off.

We gotta move. 7:52.

Let's go. Any day now.

If we don't start now,

we're gonna miss our time.

Your spirit will go.

[Melissa] Jeannie,

you've gotta do it.

We are not losing you.

[Bill] Mom's right.

You have to live.

Fine. It's in my backpack.

- [Melissa] Jeannie, what?

- [Bill] No!

[Jeannie] Go! Go!

Okay.

I really don't wanna hurt you.

[Bill] Hurt me?

I'm gonna k*ll you.

Just give me what I need.

Quit resisting.

You're such a prick.

Just calm down

and stop resisting.

It'll be okay. I'm watching you.

And you're nothing. Nobody.

No friends,

no talents, all alone.

Just give me the password

and it'll all go away.

[Melissa] You have no idea

the power of a woman.

This isn't just about me.

- [grunts]

- [groans]

You okay?

[Bill] Jeannie, oh, my God.

I can't even tell you

how amazing that was.

[Melissa] I'm speechless

at what you just did.

You missed your time.

- Jeannie?

- Yeah?

Act of pure sacrifice

infuses the blessing.

Fine. It's in my backpack.

You committed an act

of pure sacrifice.

Remember, the pendant

is infused with that.

What is happening?

Just watch.

Let go of life, be calm.

There's nothing

to worry about anymore.

You're not the first to come

here and you won't be the last.

Those that have come before you

are with you now.

Allow the past

to flow through you

and the future to flow from you.

It took seven generations

to bring you here.

It will take seven

generations to bring the next.

I'm an important link

in the chain. Now.

[wind blowing]

[electricity zapping]

[gentle music playing]

Mom?

I love you, sweetheart.

You got this.

How do you know?

Because I know

what you're made of.

Dad.

If you ever look around,

you don't see me or feel me,

I'm there.

Show the world your gifts.

You are a bridge.

I love you.

I love you too.

We will always,

always be with you.

Have fun.

And don't forget to laugh.

[Jeannie] Mr. Singer.

You are the best thing

that's ever happened to me.

[both laugh]

Hell yeah, special one.

You're the type of chick

I want to come around

Flying to the sky

And bring the sun down

So we can see

The stars in the moonlight

Girl, it's just me

And you tonight

We can go anywhere

Let's fly away

Don't worry about a thing

I'll find a way

We can go to a place

Where the water's clear

Need the shadow where

The moon, where nobody's there

'Cause ain't nothing

In the world like true love

Have you feeling like this

Nothing else out there

When I look up in your eyes

I can feel the rush

'Cause ain't nothing

Like your love

I can't wait to fall

In love with you

I can't wait to fall

In love with you

I can't wait to fall

In love with you

I can't wait to fall

In love with you

I'd fly across the sky

To be with you

To walk the beach with you

'Cause ain't nothing

Like your love

Ain't nothing like your love

See, you're the type of chick

I want to bring home

Bring you back to mama

Just to show off

Like a plaque on the wall

That don't come off

You're just everything

I want, girl, real talk

Like the wind

That's beating on a hot day

When you're down

You always know what to say

Sit me down

And put me in a better place

Lets me off

And tell me it'll be okay

'Cause ain't nothing

In the world like your love

Have you feeling like this

Nothing else out there

When I look up in your eyes

I can feel the rush

'Cause ain't nothing

Like your love

I can't wait to fall

In love with you

I can't wait to fall

In love with you

I can't wait to fall

In love with you

I can't wait to fall

In love with you

I'd fly across the sky

To be with you

To walk the beach with you

'Cause ain't nothing

Like your love

Ain't nothing like your love

Ain't nothing like your love

Ain't nothing like your love

Ain't nothing like your love

Yeah, yeah

No I said I can hardly wait

To fall in love with you

I can hardly wait

To fall in love with you

'Cause I can hardly wait

To fall in love with you

I can hardly wait

To fall in love with you

I can hardly wait

To fall in love with you

I can hardly wait

To fall in love with you.

I can hardly wait

To fall in love with you

I can hardly wait

To fall in love with you