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Keep Cool (1997)

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Keep Cool (1997)

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[Bus stop broadcast] ...

"Please pay bus fare or show your pass"

"Bus is leaving the station. Stay safe"

Keep Cool [or: If have words, say it cool]

[Music] "If have words, say it cool"

"Say it slow"

"If have words, say it cool"

"Don't say too much"

"If it's difficult, say it slow"

"Say it cool"

"Say it cool"

You run... Why run? I just want ... to invite you to a meal

Am I short of a meal? I told you, our matter is long over.

I have a boyfriend now

What do you mean? You are not married, aren't you?

In the future, if you move somewhere, let me know, can you? So that I can reach you

So funny: where we move, what has it to do with you? Why tell you?

Why reach me? You want me to scold you?

It's not good to scold another, isn't it?

Stop fussing with me! So vexing...

If you really want to scold... then do it.

So boring

[Music] "If have words, say it cool"

"Say ------ It ------ Cool -----"

"If have words, say it cool"

[far away] "Used books, newspapers, magazines; Used shoes, clothes, electric appliances!"

"Used books, newspapers, magazines...

"Used shoes, clothes, electric appliances!"

"Used books, newspapers, magazines...

"Used shoes, clothes, electric appliances!"

"Used books, newspapers, magazines..."

Hey, hey, hey...

Here... Come, come, come here.

Any used stuff?

Well, come here

Yes?

Want a cigarette?

No cigarettes, thanks

How much... do you earn, a day?

Ah, it depends. Depends on how you count it.

Let's do this: today, you don't do anything else

Take it, call someone for me

Oh... just call someone?

Yeah.

Well, I cannot scold people.

Who is letting you scold anyone?

Just call someone out

One Yuan [RMB] for ten calls.

But, then I must call 500 times [for the 50-yuan bill]

You think the money is too much, or the calls too many?

No, the money is not much, but the 500 calls are too many.

Why are you so dumb? Call the person out, and you are free to go.

Oh, it's done when the person is out?

Yeah, got it?

Got it

So, I'll begin

But, you begin? You know who to call?

This person is called: An Hong.

An Hong!

But, which building?

Just call around these buildings

louder

ah, there are many buildings

An Hong!

That must be her. She's out

Go, go, go on, keep calling!

Ah, but it's done when the person is out

You must call her to come right here, then that will count

Oh, must be right here

Continue

And add one line: An Hong, I miss you, I miss you.

Alas, it's hard for me to yell this

It is I who miss her, not you.

How can it be hard? Call that out!

OK, I'll give it a go. Just a trial

An Hong! ... I miss you

An Hong! I ...

Alas, it's embarrassing

All right. Take it, and keep calling

OK! I'll do this...

An Hong, I miss you!

Yell, more!

An Hong, I miss you!

An Hong, I miss you!

An Hong, I miss you!

What the hell are you shouting?

Are you looking for troubles? f*ck off!

He is making me call out, he!

Who, who? Who, who doesn't let you yell?

Are you two sick? Why are you yelling here?

You, you, you are sick

You dare say more?

Fu-, f*ck off! What the hell are you looking at?

f*ck off, or come here

He He, I won't talk to a person like you

That degrades me

Yell. Go on calling

"Not that I don't get it, the world is just too rapid"

"Not that I don't get it, the world is just too rapid"

"Not that I don't get it ..."

Eh, who among you can shout loud?

Brother, want to make a furniture?

Who ... has a loud voice, around here?

Shorty, shorty

His volume is great. He warns us when the police come

You can shout loud?

Just OK

I have a job for you

Go there to help me call someone out, OK?

One Yuan [RMB], one call, 50 calls

OK

OK, you have a try. I'll see how loud you can call

Loudly

The police are coming!

An Hong, I miss you! An Hong, I miss you!

Brother, what else to yell?

Ke-, Ke-, Keep calling this line

Five times already

Really?

Then, you add... one more line:

"An Hong, I so miss you that... that I cannot sleep"

OK

An Hong, I so miss you that I wanna sleep!

NOT "I want to sleep"!

It's... "cannot sleep".

It's NOT "I wanna sleep"; it's "I cannot sleep"

Stop, stop, stop...

Low- lower your voice. Practice

An Hong, I so miss you that ... I cannot sleep

Right, "cannot sleep"



An Hong, I so miss you that I wanna sleep!

You, you mean to make trouble?

Sleep... or not sleep, you cannot tell which one is which?

What a hooligan! Always want to sleep ...

Don't yell this anymore

You, you just... yell whatever you think of

How do I know what to yell?

Why are you so stupid?

Can't you just create a bit, following this idea? Keep calling

Not that I am stupid. Your word is unclear

How about you write it on paper, and I read it?

All right

Today, you yell this line for me

Tomorrow, I, I, I'll write down the words, and you'll read them aloud.

Yell this line first. Don't stop

- The same line about sleep? - Yes

It's "can- cannot sleep"!

Yeah, "cannot sleep."

An Hong, I Cannot Sleep!

Well... go on like this

I Cannot Sleep! I Cannot Sleep!

Who? Who poured the water?

Get your head... out, let's take a look!

More water!

Brother, shall we carry on? People don't like it.

I won't call if they don't pour. The more they pour, the more I call

Let me see who it is

AN HONG!

AN HONG!

AN HONG!

[Kids] An Hong, I miss you!

See what person and trouble you've got

Now, great, the whole world knows this!

You can date

but don't you select, select someone good?

Look at yourself. You only go shopping or look in the mirror

Why don't you do anything?

Listen, what is he yelling down there?

How embarrassing! Like "miss you", or "sleep"

Talking about sleep to a girl?

Sleep what?

If I sleep [with him], so what?

You never stop nagging

Waited for another day?

What if I didn't come home today?

You didn't come home yesterday, did you?

I often stay out

I know, and this... I also understand

What do you understand?

Every... everything

Everything?

I understood all that I should understood

You really understood everything?

What's up with you?

Haven't you understood everything?

Come, let's try it.

Try... Try what?

You say, try what?

Nope, well...

I wonder... if... there is some misunderstanding between us?

I just want to talk to you

If you are like this, I'll forget what to say

I'm too confused

Why are you confused?

Let's do it and talk, OK?

Don't I know you already?

You... perhaps don't really know me

I feel that I... I have changed a bit recently

Really

Enough

Why not hurry up?

Hurry up!

Come on!

I think, I think this might be too rash

How about we, we...?

Are you caught with some disease?

I ...

Oh, this is exciting!

AN HONG, AN HONG!

HERE IS A POEM!

Oops, it's f*cked up...

... Whatever happens, please take it easy!

Hey, don't, don't you yell...

Let him yell

Can... can't he hear me?

Just, just let him yell?

This isn't right. You, you wait, wait a while

[Poem] "it's me, it's me"

"... it's me. The one who misses you, the one who cares about you"

"The one who misses you, ah, it's me"

"The one who never sees enough of you, it's me"

"Maybe I owed you too much in the last life"

"Even if I were granted a bright spring, I still..."

"I still..."

There is wind

Why must I stop? I am entrusted by someone else

It's me... me who entrusted this. I arranged this

What did you arrange? And whom did you arrange?

- A shorty told you to come, right?
- Yeah. So?

- The one with dark skin and a big mouth?
- Yeah. So, do you know the task?

To read a poem

Wrong! To save a life, you know? Someone might die up there

I know!

Her name is An Hong. She broke up, wanted to commit suicide

- The neighborhood arranged poem reading to console her, right?
- Right

That's all made... made up by me. There's no such thing. Also, I wrote the poem

You wrote the poem? You are kidding. You stammer. You can write poems?

I hear at once that you are lying. How can you write poems?

"Oh, it's me."

- What?
- Why don't you listen?

Why don't you take this seriously?

I tell you, this matter ...

You are obstructing it

But it is serious

The neighborhood has raised international fund for this

I paid for it!

I paid that shorty 100 yuan. Did the shorty pay you 100?

Well, maybe you got confused. It's not the same matter

I am doing a 30-Yuan job. 30 yuan for reading 3 times. 10 yuan per read

- You idiot

- It's not the same thing
- That shorty cheated on you. He took 70. Why are you still reading?



"The one who understands you the most, it's me"

Let go

- What?
- Let go

I will not let it go today

I beg you. I already spent all that 30 yuan

Don't worry. Listen. I give you 100. You take it, and leave

I don't want to mess with you now

- Don't do this to me. I'm not totally for money, got it?
- Then for what?

To save a life, you know? Be humane, will you?

- Are you sick?
- YOU are sick

Now what?

"The one who concerns about you, it's me. It's me, me, and me"

"The one who knows you the most, it's me"

"The one who cares about you the most, it's me"

An Hong, An Hong!

You, you are leaving, why?

Take your stuff away

That guy, that guy, whatever I said, he didn't listen

It's not my fault, right?

Why, why you just ignore me?

Why you pose another face now?

I don't understand why you were nice to me and suddenly mean to me... What's wrong?

I did that earlier, just so you stay away

What? Then why, why did you ...

You are so annoying

I told you. You really don't understand, or are you acting dumb?

Earlier is earlier. Now is now

f*ck off!

[poem] "Even if I were granted a bright spring, I still cannot feel ..."

"Maybe I will be without you, but without you I will be more lonesome"

"Even if there is only a vain promise ..."

"I won't feel too ..."

Alas, what are you doing?

What are you doing?

Compensate me

Pal, do you have a light?

- What?
- I say, do you have a light?

OK

- You got a Benz, but no lighter?

Hmm

The lighter doesn't work. Thanks

The stereo set is good

Is it so? [Music: "Himalaya..."]

Sounds nice?

Yes, sounds nice

[Music] "The vast prairie"

[Music] "The green forest"

[Music] "The wide, wide world"

[Music] "People come and go"

Let's go
[Music] "People come and go"

[Music] "People come and go"

[Music] "So many places around the world"

[Music] "But our love stays long"

[Music] "Is it the great earth..."

[Music] "... who holds us on"

[Music] "And the great sun ..."

[Music] "... who let everything grow"

Listen to me, boy
[Music] "... who let everything grow"

[Music] "... who let everything grow"

I'll tell you know who beat you

I am Liu De Long.

If you dare mess with An Hong, next time I take your life

Grandson...

if I don't chop your hand off, I am your grandson

I let you be tough!

Lost any tooth?

- No
- Any slack tooth?

None

It's bleeding in the gum. Not a big problem

How about your left eye? Anything wrong?

- No
- OK, good

Now it's time to resolve our issue

Take a look

Take a look. How do you want to solve this problem?

- What?
- The computer

Brand-new computer, you smashed it into this

It's more than 10,000 yuan. You must compensate me

Who, who are you?

Where are you from?

Aren't you sick?

I brought you to the hospital, remember?

No

I registered for you, remember?

No

Oh, you remember nothing Then let me help you recall...

Answer me: at noon, there was a fight at the bicycle park at the crossroad. Correct?

Correct

Quite a few beat one man. That one was you. Correct?

So what?

What were you wielding in the fight?

I didn't wield ...

You wielded this bag!

You snatched it from me

It hit a wire pole. So it's smashed like this. So you must make up for it

Did I wield this bag?

You did

I didn't

You did

You snatched the bag from me, and threw it at a wire pole

Why would I wield your bag?

Alas, you snatched it from me

Why did I snatch your bag?

How could I know? I just passed by

You just passed by? You joined the crowd to look for fun, didn't you?

Hey, what fun to look for? I always dodge far away from such things

If you dodged far away, how could I reach your bag?

Even if I moved a bit closer to look,

It's still you who snatched this bag

and it's still you who smashed this computer

Where was it smashed?

You threw it at a wire pole

If it hit the wire pole, then ask the pole for compensation

What are you talking about? This is unreasonable, you know?

- Ah, I am unreasonable?
- Of course, unreasonable

- You are unreasonable
- You are unreasonable

This is ... broken from the beginning, isn't it?

Of course it was good. I just bought the new computer

A good computer... became like this in just a smash? Don't lie to me

Well ... on the ground, people also stamped on it

Then, why are you asking me for compensation?

Who else would I ask? You threw it

Alas, where, where was it smashed?

It hit the pole. Then ask me?

You snatched it, not the pole

Well, why did I snatch your bag?

How can I know?

Because someone was beating me. You should talk to those who beat me

You are speaking sophistry, not reason

- How so?
- You shouldn't be unreasonable

- How is it sophistry?
- Of course it is
- Let me say it again

You can go to the pole for compensation

But instead you are after me?

Whom else besides you can I go to? You snatched the bag from me

- I snatched it, so you come to me?
- Yeah

- Then WHY did I snatch the bag?
- How can I know?

What "how can I know"? There were people beating me, right?

But I didn't beat you

Ask those who beat me to compensate you

All clear?

Once again: it hit a wire pole, why come to me?

It was I who snatched your bag. But why did I snatch the bag?

Someone beat me, so I snatched the bag

Wasn't it so?

Well, have a rest. Sober up a bit

I'll come to you later. Tell me where you work

No employment

Then, give me your phone number

No phone

Can I see your ID?

What are you? Police? Why give you my ID?

But you should tell me where you live. You must live somewhere

Where do I live? I live at your home

How can you speak like this? You should allow me to find you

Didn't I tell you? Look for them

Alright. Both of you are accountable anyway

Tell me where that person works. I'll find him

Anda Entertainment Company

He runs a night club. His name is Liu De Long

[Music] "I grew up in Beijing, a native here"

[Music] "Never offended anyone, just want some respect"

[Music] "I save money and work hard, finally --

[Music] "-- I bought a computer"

[Music] "Like holding a treasure, in a bag I held it with care"

[Music] "On my way back, there was a fight. I went up to look it over"

[Music] "Bad luck! While I watched the fight ..."

How can you find, find here? Who told you about this place?

Hey, It's not easy to find you

Oh, so many books here, much more than mine

It's not the same thing. I sell books. You buy them.

- Can I sit here?
- Wherever you like

You've read all these books?

Nope

Oh, if you like these books, take half of them

I don't need them now

When I need, I will come to you

- Then why look for me?
-Look, I have a document here

This is ...

I don't understand that

I can explain if you don't understand

This is a manual to my computer

I see

This is the receipt to the computer. 13,600 Yuan [RMB]

You have two options now

One, buy a computer of the same type according to this manual

The other, pay me 13,600 Yuan

What did you say?

I said it will also do if you give me 13,600 Yuan

You find it right to ask for this?

Why is it not right?

Why should I pay you 10,000+ yuan?

It was you who snatched my bag and smashed my computer

Who else should I go to?

Go to him. Go look for him

- This is not right.
- Why?

People said that I should turn to the police for this

I said, I don't want to bother them with this

I just believe in one thing:

I will reason through it myself. Reason always works

And someone said that I could find some guys...

Well, go find some. Ask them to beat me, right?

- Will it work?
- No, no, and I won't beat you

- No beating?
- No

- Then leave
- No

- I'll resort neither to the lawful nor to the outlaws
- Leave

- You should pay for my computer
- No

- You must
- I have no money

If I don't pay, so what?

You must take the responsibility. You smashed my computer. He said so too

that, because you smashed my computer, you should pay for it

Who said so? He did?

I found him today. He said so

- Where did he tell you this?
- At his company

- He is at his company?
- Yes

Just came back from Australia

Ah... How about this?

You, I, and he, we three sit together

We discuss who should take the responsibility for this

How about that?

I... I went to the TV station. It's true

Why don't you trust me? That's impossible

So you never trust me. Why don't you trust me?

No, no, she just came to fetch something. No contact at all. And she knows that ...

... I miss you every day. Since I am with you, I haven't contacted her. Right?

Every minute, whenever you call, I respond

- Excuse me, is Manager Liu here?
- Go ahead please
- Thanks

... I miss you ... Are you still angry?

No, she just came the other day to fetch something

Just 10 minutes. I returned her everything, such as photos

You know, I never contacted her since I am with you

I gave her the stuff, then talked, and then Manager Wang came. Right?

I didn't have other affairs, you see

I told you, it's impossible that I am with her

We separated long ago, you know that

Stop fussing, OK?

Manager Liu, here we are

Liu De Long!

So long as I am not dead, that hand is not yours!

It's not over!

Let this be over

Now that you are out, let me tell you

First, whatever happens, don't resort to violence

"Detained for 7 days for disturbing public order"
First, whatever happens, don't resort to violence

If you have something to say, keep cool. Don't be unreasonable
"Detained for 7 days for disturbing public order"

Nations can negotiate. How about individual persons, right?
"Detained for 7 days for disturbing public order"

"Detained for 7 days for disturbing public order"

Second, this affair is over when you are out

Don't make troubles again. I don't want to see you here again

Next time I see you here, it will be much more serious

Third...

- Released? - Yes

Is it you?

Sign

Third, don't you sell book?

Read the books that you sell, and you will be totally different

Once you understood the law and have knowledge, you will handle problems differently

Certainly, you should sell good book and read good books

Don't read hideous books

Not to mention sell them

[Music] "I was born at Beijing, a native Beijing-nese"

[Music] "Never offended anyone, I'm a decent man"

[Music] "As for appearance, I'm not the best, but I must be the second"

[Music] "Why, till now, I am still unmarried?"

[Music] "Bad luck that I met six, and all broke up"

[Music] "Don't know why nobody loves me, and where I am falling short ..."

Why are you here?

I come for books. Can I?

- What's your chess move?
- Here

How much can you earn if you sell all books here?

Not, not much. Doesn't matter. One penny is one penny

This way. I'll buy all books here

More or less, here is the money

What are you doing?

Nothing. Just buying books

OK, OK. You two talk

What do you mean?

I've heard of what happened to you

I just wanted Liu De Long to talk to you

I didn't expect it to be that way. Also, it's not my intention that you were beaten

I know it's not... not your intention

This is ... my business with him

Anyway, I am ... very sorry

You were jailed for days, and you couldn't run your business

Take this money, as a little apology

Between us ... you don't have to do this

I just want to help you a bit

But this money isn't enough to help me ...

Also, if you really want to help me, tell me where Liu is

I've been looking for him for days. Can't find him

This is not ... your business now

It's already between me and him

I don't know where he is either. We haven't contacted for days

Then, you... you two ...?

Alas, boring

Just so-so

I am quite OK being alone

I ... don't get it

Why do you prefer being ... alone?

You just prefer being ... alone?

Just ... just being ... alone?

Look at yourself!

What ... what about me? What's not good about me?

I won't compare myself with others, but what does Liu De Long have?

I can't see where he's better than me

Earlier he was trading pirated CD's

Then he married an 80-year-old foreign granny and got a foreign ID

Stop the nonsense. She is not 80 years old

Then she must be 60 or 70

No idea

Look at me. At least I am a virgin. A virgin boy

How can you speak so brazenly?

Who ... who is brazen?

I had never dated anyone before I dated you. You can't deny this, can you?

I didn't deny that. But what happened afterwards?

Afterwards you ... you a-ban... ban... abandoned me

Look at what sort of person you dated, De-Long, Liu ...

I tell you

If he suddenly die in front of me, I won't even blink

I hate hearing words like that

At first you sounded decent, but then you sound more and more absurd

This is what I detest the most in you

All right

I shut up. I'll correct myself

You can correct yourself?

Come, listen to me

What?

Can dogs stop eating sh*t?

An Hong, you... you don't tease me

I tease you, so what?

If you tease me too hard, something serious may follow

What could that be?

Hmm... You wait and see

There will be something serious today

How about I date you this evening?

Is that OK?

See you then

Why not take off the glasses?

Will do

[Music] "Himalaya ..."

"The Great Wall, ten thousand miles"

"The vast prairie"

"The green forest"

"The wide, wide world"

"So many people, come and go"

"So many places around the world"

"But our love lives long"

"Isn't it the great earth ..."

"... that holds us on"

"And the great sun ..."

" ... that lets everything grow"

"Isn't it ..."

Who... Who is it?

It's me. Open the door

Why do you, you come... come again?

Something has changed. I am here to discuss that with you

Let's talk tomorrow. I am ... sleeping

You play the music while sleeping? See what time it is. Get up

I have important news

Let's talk tomorrow. You hear me?

I believe it's better if I clarify it to you

I visited Liu Delong several times these days, and we found a good resolution under my proposal

This will address both your loss and my loss

It's good for everyone

OK, OK. What... whatever

I haven't finished my word, and you agree?

Agree!

Well, good, good

Then I will tell Liu De Long about this. I will visit you this afternoon

- OK, go away
- With your agreement, it's a deal now!

One more time!

Why, why are you still here?

Are you eavesdropping all the time?

What is there to eavesdrop about? Who eavesdropped?

I recall that I brought an agreement earlier

Why are you nagging so much?

I know you don't want to hear too much

Well, if you don't want to open the door, so be it

I'll read the agreement to you from outside

If you have nothing against it, we can sign right away

What ... what to read? Are you sick?

"You are A, Liu De Long is B, I am C"

"Regarding the incident on June 28th, the three parties agree on the following"

"1. Since the day when this agreement is signed"

"All parties involved shall stop all hostilities"

"2. The June 28th incident is ..."

Don't leave!

I am not leaving!
Don't leave!

Who is talking to you?

You go away!
Who is talking to you?

You go away!

Do you want me to leave or not?

f*ck off!

Why are you changing so suddenly?

f*ck off now!

How can you speak like this, young man? Is it necessary?
f*ck off now!

How can you speak like this, young man? Is it necessary?

Everything can be settled by negotiation. Why do you have to fight around?

There's no great in-principle conflict

I've already investigated

Isn't it just for a girl named some "Hong"

What's the big deal?

If you met someone good, it might worth it
What's the big deal?

No one can say anything about relationship. I once lived that too

You may leave

You know how complicated the society is now?
You may leave

You know how complicated the society is now?

What if you met a prost*tute?
You know how complicated the society is now?

To speak the worst, it'll be miserable if you caught with some disease

For such a girl, it's not worth fighting around

I'm leaving

I will continue reading ...

You say who is that prost*tute?

I ...

I am sorry. I didn't know there's someone at your place

I'll finish ... reading the agreement for you

"3. To show his sincerity, B is willing to pay ___ amount of RMB ..."

this will be filled after we decide
"3. To show his sincerity, B is willing to pay ___ amount of RMB ..."

"... as compensation for A"

which is for you
"... as compensation for A"

"This money includes the compensation for C:

"A computer"
"This money includes the compensation for C:

Half past two?

Half past two
Half past two?

Our theme today is peace

Let's say it in advance

After he comes, don't say anything that you shouldn't

It's not easy to come this far. Don't mess it up

I won't

- Good
I won't

In fact, I think Liu Delong is a nice guy

I didn't expect that he would eventually pay 50,000 yuan

Really?

He's a sensible person
Really?

He's a sensible person

He doesn't want to fight about this

He agreed as soon as I proposed

It is wise to pay to avoid troubles
He agreed as soon as I proposed

He has said: it's not because he's afraid of you

This is repeatedly emphasized: He mainly wants to make a friend with you

I hope that you will make clear your position, so that he is reassured

When will he bring the money?

It's settled. He will bring the money soon

Apart from 13,600 for my computer, the remaining 36,400 is all yours

Wh... Wh... Wh... What?

Please ... Please repeat
Wh... Wh... Wh... What?

Apart from your computer ... isn't it agreed that 50,000 is for me?

How can it change to 30,000 now?

It is 50,000 that we agreed

In that 50,000, there is 13,600 for my computer. It has always been agreed like that

No, that can't be right.

I always remember that it's 50,000
No, that can't be right.

You must have misremembered

It's 50,000, and it's always been divided this way

You shouldn't go back on your word. It's so hard to have the meeting

I am not going back on my word, but I agreed with just 50,000
You shouldn't go back on your word. It's so hard to have the meeting

I am not going back on my word, but I agreed with just 50,000

- Can you take it this way?

- How shall I take it?
- Can you take it this way?

This way: What if you take the 50,000 ...

OK?
This way: What if you take the 50,000 ...

... and then you give me a computer as a gift?

Then... that's a different matter

You must sympathize with me. It's such a hot day, and I am such an elder

Could you be considerate of me please, young man?

You can take it as doing me a favor

Do me a favor. I will thank you

- Don't ... Please be seated

- I will thank you
- Don't ... Please be seated

Do be seated

I will thank you

Then ... it must be a lump sum in cash

It is in cash, a lump sum

He promised, he'll bring it soon

You said it was 50,000... And now you change it to 30,000

It didn't change, it didn't

I tell you, I agree because of you

If it's only him, I won't agree even with 100,000

Do you believe that?

Yes, I believe so
Do you believe that?

Yes, I believe so

This song is for Mr. Wang at Table #8

Wish our affection will be sweet and everlasting

"For whom I declared my love, for whom I withered"

"Is it right or not? I never considered"

"In my eyes, exhaustion filled"

Ah ...

What do you think about that girl?
Ah ...

What?

How many scores would you rate her?
What?

How many scores would you rate her?

What scores?

Stop, stop this

What's wrong with giving a score?

In my opinion, perhaps only 60

What? Only 60?

No, I disagree. I give 90

People should be measured mainly by their mind and character, by their cultural cultivation

Haven't you heard the old saying?

"Ignorance is a woman's virtue"
Haven't you heard the old saying?

Then what is "virtue"?

What is "virtue"? What is "virtue"?

I'll tell you that

First, good face

Second, the breast
First, good face

Third, the butt
Second, the breast
First, good face

Tell me again what virtue is?

I just told you!
Tell me again what virtue is?

Do you know virtue at all?
I just told you!
Tell me again what virtue is?

Tell me again what virtue is?
Do you know virtue at all?

Yes, I do

Virtue, ignorance is that virtue

Then tell me who said that, who said that "ignorance is virtue"?

The old saying goes ...

Nonsense. This was said by Confucius

You don't understand what "virtue" means at all

- You are right
- You don't understand

Young man, don't mistake ignorance as personality, OK?

- Listen to me, I'll tell you what virtue is

- OK, tell me
- Listen to me, I'll tell you what virtue is

Knowledge, ideas, cultivation, and good sentiment

All these together, it's virtue
Knowledge, ideas, cultivation, and good sentiment

This is virtue? This is ability. Don't deceive me.

I will give you a quote by Mencius

Who? What quote?

Mencius said:

"When your every action and expression are circumscribed by propriety, your virtue will be overflowing"
Mencius said:

- ... I don't understand!

- That is, when you face the society, if your behavior accords to the social norms, that is "propriety"
- ... I don't understand!

- That is, when you face the society, if your behavior accords to the social norms, that is "propriety"

Propriety is Virtue. Virtue should be explained like this

Archaic words, I don't understand

You read books. I sell books. OK?
Archaic words, I don't understand

I won't debate this

Is that grandson not coming?

Maybe, I should quit
Is that grandson not coming?

He will come, absolutely. Please wait

He said something is delaying him

He will make it in less than an hour

In fact, he is more active in this than both of us

He said on the telephone, repeatedly, that

He really hopes to have a good talk with you

What to talk about with me? Maybe he's afraid

You can't put it this way. We're all here to tackle the problem.

Wait a while, will you? Sit and wait a while

All right. Wait

Tell me, of a pig hoof, can we tell if it's left or right?

I guess so
Tell me, of a pig hoof, can we tell if it's left or right?

Then, of these, which is the left, which is the right?

I never studied that... What has it to do with eating?

Nothing. I just want to look into it

There're so many hoofs in the big boiler

Some may be southern pigs, others northern pigs
There're so many hoofs in the big boiler

Two pigs probably never met

But their hoofs are put together, in one plate
Two pigs probably never met

Is that possible?
But their hoofs are put together, in one plate
Two pigs probably never met

Regardless of southern or northern pigs

Even foreign pigs must have Left and Right hoofs
Regardless of southern or northern pigs

At least, it's hard to tell of these two in the plate

This one may be left. The other may be left too

Is it possible that both hoofs are left?

That's uncertain. I may say they are both right

Perhaps

Why "Perhaps"? Say something affirmative
Perhaps

OK, OK, they're both right, both from the right side

Can you please sit down? Please?

You still want to chop off his hand?

That's right. I've come just for this today

I ordered so many dishes, so that I may impress him

so that he will remember today forever
I ordered so many dishes, so that I may impress him

Didn't you just mention the Right side?

I will just chop off
Didn't you just mention the Right side?

his right hand
I will just chop off
Didn't you just mention the Right side?

Could you please stop kidding?

Yes. I'm not kidding

Haven't we all agreed on this?

You break your promise like this, what are you taking me to be?

To be frank, I really feel a bit sorry for you

But there is no other way

His hand, I must chop
But there is no other way

It's just that several things were unsettled:

When

Where
When

How
Where
When

Whether to chop the left or the right hand
How
Where
When

Now these are not problems any more

Thanks to your arrangement, he will come himself

He will deliver himself. When he is off guard, I'll take him in one chop

The place you chose is also nice, fitting for this

Look at the color of the table cloth

Look at the staircase
Look at the color of the table cloth

Everything agrees exactly with what I imagined
Look at the staircase
Look at the color of the table cloth

This time, Heaven is helping me. I must do it

Come,

Please allow me to
Come,

Toast you
Please allow me to
Come,

Eat, don't be dumb

I haven't eaten anything since morning

Are you thinking that the money is not enough?

If so, I can negotiate with him

Let's keep cool

I'm not after money

Give me another 50,000, I'll do the same

Then what is it for?

Why ask when you already know the answer?

Didn't you see when he beat me that day?
Why ask when you already know the answer?

It's not money between us. It has to be a hand

Do you know the consequence of doing so?

You will be sentenced, to prison

At least for 5 or 8 years

This is Aggravated as*ault, do you know that?
At least for 5 or 8 years

Don't say that to me. I studied books about law

You are using me as a bait

You got it right, it's just like this.

Since you understand, let's be frank

When he comes,

Help me. Cooperate
When he comes,

As for how to cooperate, I'll tell you

- What are you doing?

- I'm leaving!
- What are you doing?

- I'm leaving!

- Sit down

- This won't do
- Sit down

Listen

If you don't listen to me, this knife won't listen either
Listen

If you don't believe, try

Sit down

I know what you want to do. Sit down

I now see your true face

You are using me from the beginning

I didn't realize that you are such a ... !

You should have figured out who I am long ago

Today I will show you something you've never seen

I say this again:

Don't stop me
I say this again:

Today I am eliminating a devil for the people

I must get it done. I must succeed, can't fail

Come on. Eat. I can't eat all these alone

Maybe this is my best meal before I go to jail

Could you accompany me a bit?
Maybe this is my best meal before I go to jail

With so many people, it can't be done now

With so many people... it's even easier

Do you think it's possible to chop off Liu De Long's hand?

Yes

You know his build

I don't believe he would simply lay his hand here for you to chop
You know his build

You can't even hold him down

That's why I need your help

When he comes, help me distract him

When he's off guard, I'll get him
When he comes, help me distract him

Then you will hardly get it right

Maybe you end up k*lling him
Then you will hardly get it right

Do you want to be a m*rder*r?

Why m*rder? I just want that hand

If you don't want to k*ll, then you don't have to do it

There are so many ways to retaliate. Why must you chop off his hand?

I just want that, his right hand

Then he won't make a fist to beat others any more

If I don't chop off that paw today, I am your grandson

Don't question me
If I don't chop off that paw today, I am your grandson

- I am not doubting you

- Then why are you waving your hand?
- I am not doubting you

I just think this is too difficult to do

I understand what you feel. Don't you just want to retaliate?

We may do something else to achieve the same end, without severe consequence

Can you put away the knife

and we do something else to reach the same end?
Can you put away the knife

What else? I am used to nothing else

This knife has been with me for so long

I'll go get something. I promise I won't leave

I'll go get something, I promise I won't leave

If I leave, chop me
I'll go get something, I promise I won't leave

Can you trust me? I guarantee I won't leave

Look. The brick and the knife are both here

Both can help you retaliate

Which will you choose?
Both can help you retaliate

With this, you'll be detained for 10 days

With this, 5 years in prison
With this, you'll be detained for 10 days

Make your choice
With this, 5 years in prison
With this, you'll be detained for 10 days

You mean ... you are concerned about me?

Yes

Normally I shouldn't be counseling you about this

This is totally for your sake

For your sake
This is totally for your sake

Please go on

A knife counts as a lethal weapon, don't you know?

A brick doesn't

Bricks are everywhere in the street. If you just grab one in the street, it doesn't count as a lethal weapon

If you agree to use the brick, then I will cooperate when Liu De Long comes

I will distract him, so that you can get him

What say you?

Do you agree?
What say you?

Does it work?
Do you agree?
What say you?

You are ... ... ... quite ... ... an expert at this

It seems that book readers are indeed different from book sellers

Even your tricks are more treacherous
It seems that book readers are indeed different from book sellers

This is cleverness

You see, a brick doesn't count as a lethal weapon, but it's still quite hard

We should decide where to smack

Why bother? One smack, his whole face will bleed

Well, then it's too bad

His nose definitely won't remain, however handsome it is

As for his eyes, it's not sure if they will remain

Don't hit in the face

You should change the target. Hit somewhere that's not damaging

Why smack him if it's not damaging?

I don't care whether it's dangerous for him

I mean, you
I don't care whether it's dangerous for him

Consider this. Once you smack the brick down

On the one hand, he must be hit hard On the other hand, you won't take much responsibility

You do hit him, but without much legal consequence

That's the optimal outcome
You do hit him, but without much legal consequence

You mean ... we ... smack at the back of his head?

It's better be below the head. Shoulders and back will all do

That's not serious

Isn't that only scratching an itch?
That's not serious

Then smack at his leg

There're two benefits with this option:

First, it's not very dangerous
There're two benefits with this option:

Second, it absolutely ruins his image
First, it's not very dangerous
There're two benefits with this option:

Think about it. He is a manager

If he's crippled while walking, wouldn't it look bad in public?

Isn't it worse for him than getting a knife wound?

Yes... Yes... Plausible, really plausible

But once the brick is swung, it's no longer up to me

Right

It's better to hit below his head. Don't be too hard
Right

Why was he that hard when he hit me?

Let's leave this until he comes

Don't leave it like this. We must plan ahead. Consider this:

You can strike the enemy while saving yourself

You don't succumb to momentary violent passion

And you retreat unscathed
You don't succumb to momentary violent passion

That is the real wisdom

All that I want to say, is just this

I get it now, for sure

I just have courage but no wit

And you just have wit but no courage
I just have courage but no wit

We two work together, it'll be done. Is that correct?

So you are more canny than me, and more suited to be a leader

Well, let's have a cigarette

Come on, what's up?

What's up? You are harming yourself and others

We've observed you two for a while, don't you know?

Don't you know that smoking is now prohibited?

In public places, no smoking!

Well, OK. No Smoking

OK, no smoking

OK, no smoking

- You see, can we just put this thing ...

- I'll put it away now
- You see, can we just put this thing ...

- You're putting it away?

- I am putting it away right now
- You're putting it away?

Nice, nice!

Young man, you are after all reasonable

Thank you

You worked so hard ... to reason with me

I really feel ... ... you are right

And I really ... learned a lot

There are always various ways ... to achieve an end

As for me, I am ... used to using knifes

But I can accept your idea

So

I will use this first
So

then the knife
I will use this first
So

Dual insurance. I won't miss the target

[Karaoke]

"A great sunny, sunny day!"

"The fine young man, sitting by the river"

"The east wind blows, the windmill rolls"

"The fragrance from the blooming field"

"The windmill, the windmill ... "

Hey ... ... you can leave now

Ah?

Check if this one is right

Right! Exactly right

That's right, exactly right

You bought it?

I bought it according to the manual you lost at my place
You bought it?

It wasn't that expensive. Some 9,000

Really? The price dropped then

And this

You also bought some floppy disks?

This must have cost you another 2,000

I don't know. People say that they're all useful

What you smashed was only my main processor case. I didn't have these in my pack

Take them. And, the manual

To be frank, I really don't know what to say

- Leave, hurry up

- You are not rich. It's not easy for you to buy these things
- Leave, hurry up

- You are not rich. It's not easy for you to buy these things

I feel sorry now, since you returned me the computer

Why feel sorry?

You've got the computer. You're out of this now
Why feel sorry?

Leave, lest you would be involved

But you didn't compensate me in the past. What's up today?

I'll tell you: I am arranging for my funeral affairs

I finish all I should. Not only to you. Now I don't owe anybody

What can I say?

I really want to have a good talk with you

No discussion

Understand?
No discussion

I have to do this. Don't think of stopping me

Got it?
I have to do this. Don't think of stopping me

Do you know why I have to do this?

Do you know?
Do you know why I have to do this?

A person like you won't, won't understand it at all

I understand!

It might seem that, till now, we don't know each other

I can still understand
It might seem that, till now, we don't know each other

All right

Can you do me one last favor?

Yes. Say it

Simple. Leave. Go home

Don't spoil my plan

OK

Although I've been trying to persuade you out of this,

I will still do this favor
Although I've been trying to persuade you out of this,

Good. I trust you, this time

And I take your concern for me
Good. I trust you, this time

Leave. Hurry up

Hey, years later when you want to buy books, come to me

[Music] "I grow up in Beijing ..."

Excuse me, Miss, do you have a cell phone?

What?
Excuse me, Miss, do you have a cell phone?

A cell phone?

[Music] "Never, never offended anyone ..."

Hey, Mr., do you have a cell phone?

[Music] "... I saved money ... I bought a computer ..."
Hey, Mr., do you have a cell phone?

[Music] "... I saved money ... I bought a computer ..."

Miss, do you have a cell phone?
[Music] "... I saved money ... I bought a computer ..."

[Music] "... I saved money ... I bought a computer ..."

[Music] "Held it like a treasure ..."

I am under a tall building, but which restaurant? Tell me ...

- Borrow me a while, I got something extremely serious! Sorry, Sister

- Give it back! Why are you robbing me?
- Borrow me a while, I got something extremely serious! Sorry, Sister

- Give it back! Why are you robbing me?

Give it back to me!

Hi, Hi ... ... ... Is Manager Liu in?

Hi, hi, is Manager Liu in? He's out?

Where is he going?

- I will call the police!

- Did he bring his cell phone? Give me his number
- I will call the police!

- Did he bring his cell phone? Give me his number

Please give me the number

- What's going on?

- Big sister, sorry. Here it is
- What's going on?

- Big sister, sorry. Here it is

This is my relative. Don't get serious with him. What's going on?

- Is your relative sick?
This is my relative. Don't get serious with him. What's going on?

- Is your relative sick?

- Yes, indeed. There's something wrong with his head
- Is your relative sick?

- Yes, indeed. There's something wrong with his head

- Is he neurotic?
- Yes, indeed. There's something wrong with his head

- Yes, right
- Is he neurotic?

- Then why let him out? He robbed my property, so scary

- While I was having lunch, he ran... ran out

- Hey, come back!

- Answer me first, you were at which restaurant? Were you dining at ...
- Hey, come back!

- Answer me first, you were at which restaurant? Were you dining at ...

... "Bling-Bling Restaurant"?

- Right, right. Just that one. I ate there
... "Bling-Bling Restaurant"?

- Right, right. Just that one. I ate there

Don't rush. Take care of him. Don't let him out terrify others

Lend me your cell phone! I have an emergency, human life at stake!

Miss, miss, I just want to borrow a cell phone

Sorry, he's sick, he is sick

- What's wrong with him ... running around?
Sorry, he's sick, he is sick

- What's wrong with him ... running around?

- He is sick. He is neurotic, really
- What's wrong with him ... running around?

- He is sick. He is neurotic, really

He's really sick

I tell you. He has mental disorder. He robbed my phone just now

- Thank you, Sister

- Really, mental disorder
- Thank you, Sister

Go, go back

Sorry, sorry. Sorry, Miss

- Keep a good eye on him. Don't let him go
Sorry, sorry. Sorry, Miss

- Keep a good eye on him. Don't let him go

Go. Go

I will not run away

I go with you, I'm not running away
I will not run away

I won't give it to you now

You ungrateful b*stard

Are you still human?
You ungrateful b*stard

I kindly let you go home with the computer

But you wanted to sell me out once you left
I kindly let you go home with the computer

You say one thing and do another

You traitor!
You say one thing and do another

You can curse as you want. I'm doing this for your sake

Are you loving me so much?

What am I in your eyes?

You, Liu Delong, for both of you, am I still human in your eyes?
What am I in your eyes?

I will repeat: I can understand you.

You understand me? I don't even understand myself

You understand me?

Don't throw this bullshit at me!
You understand me?

I tried to persuade myself. You know that?

I tried to persuade myself, for many times and many days

I exhausted all reasons

I understand them all. But I cannot stop myself
I exhausted all reasons

I even hate myself

I hate why I do this

Unless you k*ll me, I will carry it out to the end

Let me say something

Before you gave me the computer, my target was only the computer

Frankly speaking, I had no interest in you as a person

The life or death between you and Liu doesn't concern me at all

But once you gave me the computer, I changed my opinion about you

I'm not after the computer now

Whether you give me the computer or not, I don't care

I'm for your sake, just for you. I just want to help you

I do not need that

Can I have some alcohol?

I have only one way now

I have only one way now

I will stop you

What are you doing? What's wrong with you? Don't get drunk and mad here!

- I am drunk. I am mad. So what?
What are you doing? What's wrong with you? Don't get drunk and mad here!

- I am drunk. I am mad. So what?

- ... You, such a hooligan
- I am drunk. I am mad. So what?

- ... You, such a hooligan

- Hooligan? I am just that
- ... You, such a hooligan

- Hooligan? I am just that

What are you doing?

Are you sick or something?

Uncle!

I beg you, could you save me some face, please?
Uncle!

Don't make a mess here, Uncle

Bros, bros, don't beat him

- What's the matter here?

- He's sick
- What's the matter here?

He is ... neurotic

Why do you bring him here if he is sick?

Uncle, uncle

Our manager is here, our manager is here

- What's wrong?
Our manager is here, our manager is here

- What's wrong?

- We were having lunch, and he was wreaking havoc
- What's wrong?

- We were having lunch, and he was wreaking havoc

What are you two doing? Speak, one after another. You first

- Let's say something, you are the manager?

- Yes, I am the manager.
- Let's say something, you are the manager?

- Listen to me

- Speak... Say whatever you want
- Listen to me

I'm not mad, and I'm not drunk

This guy, he wants to k*ll someone, and he has a knife
I'm not mad, and I'm not drunk

If you don't trust me, you can go to the police

He carries a knife
If you don't trust me, you can go to the police

The person doesn't know, and is coming here

Call the police, call the security. Call anyone will do

Uncle, wake up!

- You say, what's going on?

- Why call the police? Nobody here was beating you
- You say, what's going on?

- Why call the police? Nobody here was beating you

- Who beat him?

- No, no one
- Who beat him?

Sorry, sorry, I am really sorry

- You are the manager?

- Yes, I am. Speak to me
- You are the manager?

My uncle is sick in his head, and has an attack whenever he drinks

Smell him
My uncle is sick in his head, and has an attack whenever he drinks

Because of this, he has never married

So the whole family are worried
Because of this, he has never married

Especially when he meets a pretty girl, he would...

- He groped my breast. Hooligan
Especially when he meets a pretty girl, he would...

- He groped my breast. Hooligan

We are nice people. Don't get mad at the mad, OK? I beg you

Sister, help me out

- I know what's going on!
Sister, help me out

- Sister, sister

- O Brother, brother
- Sister, sister

Listen, manager, I know

He is mad, indeed
Listen, manager, I know

He just robbed me of my cell phone and groped me

- Ah?
He just robbed me of my cell phone and groped me

I will tell you: this young man is nice Without him, who knows what would have happened

Tell me, is he really sick or not?

He is?

Then why do you bring him here?
He is?

We were just glad being here

Don't get mad at a mad man, OK?

I beg you. I'll pay you, I'll pay you. OK?

Brother? Is there a quiet place? Let him rest

- Tell me, how to deal with this mess here?

- I'll pay, I'll pay for that
- Tell me, how to deal with this mess here?

Bring him upstairs, upstairs

Don't pay any more attention to him, don't

Bring him up. Bring him up

I'm not mad, you are all damn blind

You are all damn mad!

You are all damn blind

Wait and see, all of you

You accomplices

Call the police

Tell everybody there'll be a m*rder here

I really don't know him. I'm not his uncle

Let me go, let me go

Wait and see the disaster

Ms., Ms., is there any light here?

Turn it on

Liu De Long!

Liu De Long, don't come!
Liu De Long!

- Ms., are there ropes?

- Yes, let me find one
- Ms., are there ropes?

Don't let him jump from the window

Well, what's up with him now?

Don't tie him! This isn't right

Mr. Manager, he wanted to jump from the window

Yes. He is right on an attack. Nobody can press him down

What's more, he breaks things
Yes. He is right on an attack. Nobody can press him down

And, I don't have that ... that ... in hospitals

Ah, I know, a dress tied from behind. I saw that in a film
And, I don't have that ... that ... in hospitals

Ah, I know, a dress tied from behind. I saw that in a film

Then don't block his mouth. This won't do

We have to, lest he bites his own tongue

Then rush him to the hospital. Don't leave him here

I will do that. But now I can't. Even 3 to 5 people can't move him
Then rush him to the hospital. Don't leave him here

I will do that. But now I can't. Even 3 to 5 people can't move him

I will wait for him to calm down ...

Look at my place, it's messy everywhere

I know, I know
Look at my place, it's messy everywhere

Don't mess up with my place

Yes. When he calms down a bit, I'll take him away

This, manager, my compensation to you

It's too much. Too much

Listen, we damaged so many things

Moreover, he insulted this girl. I am so really sorry
Listen, we damaged so many things

Then, let's do this. I'll get a car to rush him to the hospital. OK?

No. Not now

Let him calm down. We can't move him now

Once he is stable, he'll be like a decent person

He won't even remember what he did

Always like this?
He won't even remember what he did

Always like this?

Always, since when I began to have memory
Always like this?

Always, since when I began to have memory

Then you must treat him. You shouldn't let him out making troubles

We tried, but can't cure him

Uncle, OK?

Every family has its misfortune, isn't it? It's also hard for you

Alright then, I'll go down to handle the mess, OK?

Don't look. What's there to look at?

OK, so be it. Don't bring any more trouble!

Please be assured. When the doctors come, we'll leave
OK, so be it. Don't bring any more trouble!

Please be assured. When the doctors come, we'll leave

OK. Don't bring any more trouble. Take care. If there's anything, tell me

Thanks, thanks
OK. Don't bring any more trouble. Take care. If there's anything, tell me

Thanks, thanks

Uncle, if you say I'm too pleased,

I'll be ... a bit uneasy
Uncle, if you say I'm too pleased,

But if I'm not pleased,

it is a bit ... dishonest
But if I'm not pleased,

Why did you turn the tables?

If you didn't turn the tables, how can I make you ... leave, right?

I've no other way

This is just using the circumstance
I've no other way

It's a bit insulting to put it this way?

Then I shut up. I'll leave. I go downstairs?

OK. I'll leave

Uncle, when I get it done Half of the honor will be mine; the other half, yours

Goodbye

[Karaoke] "A young girl ...

"... like a flower"
[Karaoke] "A young girl ...

"... like a flower"

Come, man

Happy birthday ... happy birthday ... happy birthday ...

"A young girl ...

"... like a flower"
"A young girl ...

"... like a flower"

"Every fine man ... "

"... misses her"
"Every fine man ... "

"... misses her"

"Handsome boys ..."

"... she doesn't love"
"Handsome boys ..."

"... she doesn't love"

"Rich old men, she doesn't marry"

"A young girl ..."

" ... like a flower"

"... a flower"

"A young girl ..."

"... like a flower"
"A young girl ..."

"... like a flower"

"Good years ..."

" ... in her youth"
"Good years ..."

" ... in her youth"

"A girl grown-up ..."

"... won't stay"
"A girl grown-up ..."

"... won't stay"

"Stay here and there ..."

"... here and there ..."

" ... goes to another's"

"A young girl ..."

"... like a flower"

"... a flower"

Who is it? Who is it?

Who is that hooligan?

Acting, acting mad?

I've seen enough of b*stards like you, I tell you

You think you can be a hooligan by acting mad?

You think you can grope anyone by acting mad?

Do you know who you groped? Do you know who she is to me?

You should check the owner before kicking a dog, right?

He is my "second uncle"

Why don't you inquire around here first?

Recently, a b*stard drank a bit, and groped just a bit. Just a bit

You know what happened to him?

Teeth fallen, carried out by others
You know what happened to him?

Teeth fallen, carried out by others

What? You don't succumb?

I'll tell you. I just want to let you b*stards know:

what you can grope, what you cannot
I'll tell you. I just want to let you b*stards know:

Where is that ... person?

He... he is out for a while. Will be back soon. He let us begin first

Do you want to order, sir?

Wait a bit?

OK, wait a bit

All agreed?

Yes, all agreed

Hi Ms.. Turn off the lights. We are lighting the candles. Thanks. Thanks

- So, let's not wait for him anymore?
Hi Ms.. Turn off the lights. We are lighting the candles. Thanks. Thanks

- So, let's not wait for him anymore?

- OK, not anymore
- So, let's not wait for him anymore?

Don't turn all the lights off. Here

Give us some light

Sister

Hey, brother. I am having a great birthday party

All your friends?

I don't know them. Just have some fun

Here is 50,000 altogether

The money for the computer is included. I didn't separate it out. You two may decide between yourselves

Indeed, it's unnecessary to make this matter so bad

It's just that we're kinda similar in temper

We're both rash, too bold
It's just that we're kinda similar in temper

Had it not been for that, we could be brothers

We're not that similar. I can't offer ... that much money

What about ...

Shall I give you a receipt? Then we're all... all clear

That bag of mine, my bag ...

This is your seat, right?

Come, you sit here. I sit there
This is your seat, right?

This place is not really great

How about one day I invite you?

Let's go somewhere else. Have some Braised Shark Fin

OK

I say ...

let's ... let's just sep... separate the money now

Isn't the amount for his computer included?

How about you count ... count it out, will you?

I just withdrew it from the bank, the seal is still there

Really want to count?
I just withdrew it from the bank, the seal is still there

I know. I'm not that familiar with him either

[Happy Birthday Song]
I know. I'm not that familiar with him either

If we separate the money, we're all clear
[Happy Birthday Song]
I know. I'm not that familiar with him either

[Happy Birthday Song]

OK, I'll count as you wish
[Happy Birthday Song]

[Happy Birthday Song]

Great
[Happy Birthday Song]

[Happy Birthday Song]

Begin with the 50 notes
[Happy Birthday Song]

[Happy Birthday Song]

I haven't really counted money before. It will be slow

That's ... fine ... Anyhow, he is ... ... not back yet


You won't say anyway? Then hold enough breath

You need enough breath to release, right?

How's that? Comfortable?

No? ... Then, again


Hi, brother


Who is it?
Hi, brother


Hi, brother
Who is it?

Who is it?

It's me, your Big Sister

Let's keep in touch in future

This is my business card

With both my cell phone and pager numbers. I'll answer when you call
This is my business card

Brother, see you
With both my cell phone and pager numbers. I'll answer when you call
This is my business card

Brother, see you

Brother, good singing

Then, goodbye

Shake hands! That hand

Oh ...
Shake hands! That hand

Oh ...

Alas, big brother

Bye bye
Alas, big brother

Enough
Bye bye
Alas, big brother

Bye bye
Enough

Enough

You are nice, and good at singing

I sang that song with so many people, all boring

But singing it with you, it's really great

Got it?

Got it
Got it?

Keep in touch, keep in touch

See you
Keep in touch, keep in touch

See you

Old hooligan, ah?

I must treat you, understand?
Old hooligan, ah?

I must treat you, understand?

You know what method? -- It's good

It will be absolutely impressive

I'll fix you totally

Get some vinegar
I'll fix you totally

See?

Cool down ...

Then, something exciting!

Come, come! An accident

Manager, manager!

What's up? Are you injured?
Manager, manager!

What's up? Are you injured?

How can this stereo come off? What's up upstairs?

I'm so sorry. This never happened here before. Bring him to the hospital. Hurry up

Take care with the money

Sorry about this... Let's meet another day

Send him to the hospital. Hurry up! Hurry up!

[Music]

"This year overall, happy things are quite a lot"

"The family, good, friends, good, and myself good too"

"Looking at the calendar, I don't want to turn the last page"

"Before I leave a happy year, I hesitate"

"This year overall, happy things are quite a lot"

"The family, good, friends, good, and myself good too"

"Looking at the calendar, I don't want to turn the last page"

"Since I'm leaving a happy year, I hesitate"

"Brothers can more or less tell the real from the fake ..."

m*rder, m*rder!

Come out, b*stard!

[Music] "I grow up in Beijing, a native"

"Never offended anyone, I just want some respect"

b*stard, I'll chop you into pieces

Hey, I'm looking for you

What... what's up with him?

I am asking you!

I left for a little while, and you've released your mad uncle?
I am asking you!

He's not really mad. He's a good man

He's not mad but holding a knife after people?

He's not mad but chopping after our fat chef?

Really?
He's not mad but chopping after our fat chef?

What did our fat cook do to him? What could our fat cook do to him? Tell me

No. But, he wants to chop people?

Impossible. He is not that sort of person

Someone must have bullied and angered him

I don't care. Take him down now

I cannot take the responsibility if someone is k*lled

He's your uncle

He's not my uncle

Who is mad, then?

He's not your uncle, then is he my uncle?

Will you take care of this mess? Will you?

If not, I'll call the police

OK, I'll. I ...
If not, I'll call the police

OK, I'll. I ...

Then hurry!
OK, I'll. I ...

Then hurry!

Where's he?
Then hurry!

Where's he?

Go find him!
Where's he?

Go find him!

This way, this way

b*stard, b*stard!

b*stard!

I heard you want to chop someone?

It's not your business!

You got a temper, ah? Can you handle this?
It's not your business!

You got a temper, ah? Can you handle this?

Put your pants on

Aren't you ashamed like this, at your age?

It's none of your business! I'm looking for him!

I'll chop him off
It's none of your business! I'm looking for him!

b*stard

I'll chop him

I'll chop him. He tortured the hell out of me

t*rture me ...

Come t*rture me! t*rture ... t*rture ...

Listen, listen to me, listen
Come t*rture me! t*rture ... t*rture ...

Who made you into this?

The chef here?

To that kind of person, it's simple:

Chop. One strike
To that kind of person, it's simple:

But I tell you, with the mess here, you can't succeed

You can't make it, got it?

I didn't make it, how can you?

We have to think carefully about this

Listen. I'm really sorry. I shouldn't have tied you up

Leave it to me. I'll handle this ...

I'll help you to the end!

Now hear me. Take your computer, and we leave

t*rture ...

t*rture !

The computer is yours, and I'll do the chopping, ah?

Here is the computer

t*rture ...!

You are getting tough?
t*rture ...!

You are getting tough?

I am saving your face but you don't want it, right?

Give me the knife!

What, say it again?

Give me the knife
What, say it again?

Give me the knife

I can't hear that

Give me the knife

Give me the knife

You throw this at me?

If I give it to you, you know how to use it?
You throw this at me?

Take this. Do you want it?

Take it. Does it work?

This. Knife. Take it. Take it

Don't stop him, let him go

Go
Don't stop him, let him go

Go

I really couldn't foresee ...

Come back ...

k*ll ...

Put the knife down!

NO!

Hey, you are chopping at me?

Go for it

Chop

I'll find a good place for you

Come, chop here

NO

Why not?

Listen. I will tell you:

Chop here at me, or, throw the knife to the ground

Understand?

I'll count to three, clear?

One ...

... Two ....

... ... Three ...

Do you understand?

Are you really mad?

Chop at me, or ... put the knife down

One!

Two!

Three!

Four!

Five!

six

Seven!

Eight!

Now that you are out, mark my words

"Detained for Seven Days for disrupting public order"

First, whatever happens later, you must resort to the law
"Detained for Seven Days for disrupting public order"

Don't use weapons at will. Keep cool. Don't be rash
"Detained for Seven Days for disrupting public order"

"Detained for Seven Days for disrupting public order"

Second, you must learn the lesson

That young man treats you well. He came several times, and spoke good of you

He said that it was a bet, and that it's not your fault

If he didn't come, the case would have been difficult, wouldn't it?

Luckily, he's not badly wounded

- Released?
- Yes.
- Sign

Third, you work on computers, right?

With computers ['electric brain'], you shouldn't lose your own brain

I don't know about technology. But I know that a poor human brain cannot make computers work well

Fourth, you should know the law, right?

If you know the law, you must understand it. Then you must conform to it

And then what?

Then, you should spread the message, right?.

If everyone knows and follows the law, then the society ...

"Pick up Zhang Qiu Sheng"

You are here for me?

Are you Mr. Zhang Qiu Sheng?

I am Zhang Qiu Sheng
Are you Mr. Zhang Qiu Sheng?

I am Zhang Qiu Sheng

Finally! You are out

A friend of yours let me pick you up. I've been waiting the whole day

I didn't know when you would get out This place has no timetable, and I dare not ask. Can't ask

Now it's OK. Let's go

My friend? Which friend?

How can I know? He's quite generous. He gave me 2 days' fee

And he told me to stick here. How can I refuse?

Here, and a package. He asked me to hand it to you

"Not until now do I know that your name is Zhang Qiu Sheng,

"Let me call you Uncle Zhang.

"Hello, Uncle Zhang,

"I'll start by introducing myself. My name is Zhao Xiao Shuai.

"Uncle Zhang, perhaps you didn't expect to receive a letter from me

"Actually I haven't written a letter for years.

"I thought a lot about what happened between us

"Still, I can't figure out many things

"What went wrong? Why did this happen to you?

"Then I figured out. You are a good person

"You were trying everything to help me, to prevent me from committing a crime

"Only that it messed up when you tried to help me

"Indeed, everything you said then was right. I knew it myself

"But I just couldn't hold myself back"

"I have many defects, not many friends

"Normally, nobody would talk to me and say so much for my sake

"For this alone, I take you as a friend

"I just don't know if I am worthy of being your friend

"I compensate you with another computer. Please accept

"I didn't come to pick you up, because I feel a bit embarrassed

"And we won't have many chances to meet in future

"In such a big city, how can we rejoin?

"I wish everything goes well with your work and your health

"Even though I don't know where you work, or whether you have a job

"It really doesn't matter, as long as everything goes well

"The last line of the letter is my new address. I moved to a new place

"I am also moving on to a new mood, and to think more about the future

"Still: Come look for me if you want to buy books

"All the best, Zhao Xiao Shuai"

Excuse me, could you please turn south at the crossroad ahead?

Why?

I want to go to this place first