01x02 - Alice and the C.A.T.s

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did you ever wonder what happens after

the game ends sh**t I'm late for dinner

welcome to the other side

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Alice you dressed hurry up it's a big

day I H you the first 400 times it's

just a test it's not just any test I

know the cat's determined what you'll do

for the rest of your life it's been

adequately beaten into my head thank you

I'm running so late today your dad

unplugged the alarm clock again darn big

toe knock the plug right out of the wall

look dad ew but Alice do you feel like

you're ready mom

stop you're sitting on the butter well

truth be told I'm squatting on the

margarine I don't need the cats to tell

this guy what job to do I'm want to be

that guy who stands on the top of the

water slide and tells people when to go

go go go hold hold

go you're odd odd is cool Even's

lame so what you got there I've been

reading up on Japan for a project I'm

working on you know the whole country is

an island oh really it's a

country you know Al your mom got A600 on

her cat I no the test used to be easier

oh yeah the test used to be easier being

valedictorian used to be easier growing

boobs used to be easier I got a 200 and

look at me I'm a

success what are you doing what you're a

pet get on the floor why what's going on

on the floor party party on the floor

party on the floor pimping on the floor

going to party on the floor H it's

something on the

floor that's my

ride I'll see you all tonight you're

going to do great Alice make me

proud you're going in the exit entrance

exit what's the

difference that is the difference

be good

Mammoth what are he up him my man hey

what's up Billy well there she is huh

now's your

chance okay if you know any Japanese

words keeping to yourself you had sushi

last night she doesn't care we all know

that the Nik index has been in the

crapper for the last 13 years just stand

there and make me look popular got your

back

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yeah I heard that the N took a beaten

last night a

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damn why are you still studying for that

thing because if you get below an 800

they won't even consider you at Doom

State even if you're a handicapped troll

of color news flash the cats are crap

that's easy for you to say your mom got

A600 he probably will too you don't know

that besides who wants to be reduced to

a number it's like if you don't get

above a 1200 you're nothing more than a

Mindless drooling

zombie no offense Sully that's all right

that's okay you're going to work for me

someday

ew so what's the dealo big papa why'd

you pick me up from school look Billy I

haven't understood a word that's come

out of your mouth in years but I do know

what it feels like to get shut down by a

girl what are you talking about I'm a

player I'm the player president four

more years four more

years oh help me dad I don't know

nothing about the

Honeys sorry I'm late

guys needed a word with the boy

Billy

I'm I'm I'm going to have the talk with

you that my dad had with me so here it

is straight

up love is like a beautiful

flower flowers need sunshine but the Sun

never shines at Night Never what yeah it

never made sense to me

either I met your mom m i bore my soul

to her a song A hip-hop song no wow a

hip hop

song thanks

Dad glad to help son my door is always

open

door the results of this test will open

doors for some of

you and slam them shut for the rest

all right first up mutant mosquito

combat

begin I said

begin come on bug bite me

uh okay Mr Mrs smash and burn I'm sorry

to keep you waiting uh I know you're

eager to hear how Alice did on her test

uh she got the lowest score uh in the

entire school what that's impossible our

son goes to this school Billy's not

taking the cats this year dad my bad

don't worry there are many exciting

career available to our Bottom Rung

students uh let's take a look at our

future

okay professional

snowboarder that's actually kind of cool

oh no no no not that

that have a good one chairlift operator

uh yeah no it's not that that either

it's it's it's that

yay what are those nut bars doing

they're cheering they're professional

Spectators that's fun

right okay this is ridiculous when can

my daughter retake this

test um kind of never what well the test

results are permanent and sealed deep in

the belly of the career testing service

okay so flunking one stupid test means

she has to live her life as a spectator

well Alice did get a zero didn't you

sweetheart yeah you

did a bring back to beat MC

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Mammoth dear Suki I saw you when you was

flying I saw your big colors and your

Rainbow I was nearly dying when my

family goes out for Japanese I used to

say hot dog please don't want no stomach

disease but now I'll look at you Cheese

Louise don't be a cheese Suki You're All

I Need

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cute

KN cute

KN cute

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KN do you want to go out with me

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Suki won't be needing this anymore

because I'm going to be a professional

spectator yay I'm worried about her

would you like to attend Western yay

Community College yay I don't know she

seems happy to me it just doesn't make

any sense I mean even if you choke you

don't get a zero Smash and burns don't

choke Smash and burns win we'd only

choke if we were in some kind of choking

competition and winning it oh oh oh he's

Billy what's with him he's in love then

I hooked him up did you tell him to sing

to her

maybe oh it's so great Raquel now when I

say something Billy hears it and then he

says something back to me that refers to

what I said it's it's a conversation

don't jinx it oh our dat's

here

whoa

Paul I'm sorry for everything I ever did

in my miserable

life for

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G

sui hello team

Billy okay kids the three of us should

probably get going so let me go grab the

keys to the Old Rip rorn 451 and we will

be playing pachenko at senior quesos in

20 you ready boo hop on

board w

oh you two want me to uh pick you up

somewhere

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okay

oops it's fine we're not a viola family

never

were Alice you are so smart how did you

get a zero news flash in case you

haven't noticed I'm screwed

up I failed it on purpose what I was

afraid okay of what of getting a lousy

score and having to live with the fact

that I'm nothing special for the rest of

my life oh honey don't give me that crap

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put it on sweetie where where are we

going to get your scores back in the pot

Soldier

a

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you brought a bck see I can't do this

I'm going to blow this whole mission

sh you're going to do great

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sure is quiet around

here come on buddy let's go for a

walk so moody Judy why the pity party

you know when I was a kid Mr Smash

andberg and I never hung out together

who my father he didn't understand me at

all he didn't even want to he was too

obsessed with fixing toilets while

gorillas hurled barrels at him

Mario he was no Mario not by a long shot

and he never let me forget it

anyway I'm over

that oh man I was on the verge of having

an actual relationship with Billy ah

stop beating yourself up rip you're a

good dad you gave your kid wings I

didn't want him to fly I wanted him to

thank me for giving him wings

yo Destiny oh

T-Bone I hope you're not opposed to lap

dancing wow Nebraska I need this

one hey has Heather done her trick in no

you're

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good it's locked how are we going to

crack this thing we need to answer the

question solicitous is to officious as

complimentary is to obsequious miserly

is to

parsimonious ball is to

string it's not ball is to

string miserly is to

parsimonious I I don't think so we

haven't got time give me a number

two fall is just string fall is just

string

W Hold Your Position hold

hold hold your position

now no way solicitous is too officious

as robot a*s it's a

SP this is

it this must be where they keep all the

scores hit control all delete hit

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it I hope you're good with the

whip me

too okay you can do it honey but do it

now

now nice throw

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honey come on try and bite

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me holy moly Alice watch

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out woohoo

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uh-oh want to get out of here okay

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you're not like other girls are you

Suki Suki will you marry me oh sweet

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B no no tomorrow I must return

home

tomorrow my family needs me it's

Godzilla season we must k*ll him many

times but I need you Suki I love you I

want you with

me and I will always be with you

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here well looks like you're not going to

be the only one retaking that test you

say we break back in here next week and

steal all the

answers or I could just study because I

am a force of nature

nature Billy hey money can I talk to you

yes what's on your mind son sukii moved

back to Japan oh

the country oh I'm sorry kiddo you'll

meet other girls will they sh**t

rainbows out of their butts you'll meet

other girls H you really think so a

great kid like you and no so thanks yo

am I interrupting no we were just having

a

conversation so how'd it go our daughter

rocks

and don't forget

it now this is beautiful let me get a

picture hey Destiny you're part of the

family getting a shot excuse me yeah oh

thank you say cheese

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