01x01 - The Looney Beginning

[bunniefuu]

They're funny,

they're

funny.

They're telling Buster Bunny...

We're all our little loonies. It's time

It'll be a smash! Coming, I throwed the

laundry! Daring, Daffy, Duck, what do you

say?

Hello, Dean.

Ah, life of my life. I'd never

take you for granted. You're the only one

for me. And I

love you, my precious statuette.

Oh! And, what's up,

dawgs?Welcome to a special edition of

Tiny Toon Adventures.

And, when Warner Bros. asked me to

introduce this show, I said, For you

guys, anything. As long as I'm paid in

advance.

I don't accept chicks.

Thanks. Ah,

yes, Tiny Toon Adventures, a

fine show. It all began quite a

while ago, but I remember it as clearly

as if it were a flashback.

It was late one night at the Warner Bros.

Studio.

I was just hanging around, as usual,

while the artists were coming up with

brilliant new TV ideas.

This is garbage! Garbage! No one wants to

see a show about some rich little rat

named Mottie! You'd better come up

with a hit show by 9 a.m. tomorrow,

kiddo! Forest the act for us! Now!

Get to work! Yes, sir.

oh That's hopeless. I didn't even know

where to start. Can't go wrong with

rabbits, Doc.

Hmm, rabbits.

Hi, D-Wiz! I'd like this the cutest thing

you've ever saw on the ice around!

I'll go to your house, and I'll live

forever and ever and ever, and you'll

never ever ever get tired of me! And I'll

go wait for your house, wait for your

house, first thing in your

car! Oh, that thing will give people

cavities! I love everybody in

all the world! And I even love being

rumbled and so away!

Maybe something a little more manly.

Prepare who pride! You

insignificant slug!

Never get him past the Parent Teachers

Association. I'll split the difference.

Hey, nice shot! How about a splash of

color pals?

Whoa! Who are you, Ken Turner?

Hmm, better! Now, for the

sensors, how about some clothes?

Uh-ha, too too funny. A

star is drawn.

Say, how about drawing me a best friend,

a buddy, a compadre, someone I can talk

to rabbit to rabbit?

A girl?

Welcome to the 90s.

HuhSo, how do I look?

Well, you... And what about my voice?

Well, it's, uh, uh.. Is it

a good voice or a bad voice?

I'm busting that all over.

Oh, maybe a bit more funny.

So, which choice do you like?I like

them all. How do you do that?It's a

girl thing. So what's your name?

Good question. Hey, what are our

names?

I'm Buster Bunny.

And I'm Bats Bunny. No relation.

When they start jumping off the paper and

kissing it... It's time to call it quits.

Ohh Who was I kidding anyway?I can never

come up with a cartoon show by tomorrow

morning?

That poor guy is throwing his career

away. Not to mention hours. Requesting

clearance for landing. Roger, Rabbit.

You've got the wrong bunny. Darn, I'm 14

and I already have wrinkles. He

just doesn't know star potential when he

sees it. Who does?We

do. We'll create the show ourselves for

everyone who loves tunes. For the little

guys, for the big guys, for the

strange medium guys with bad haircuts.

I like this kid. He's got moxie. But

Buster, it takes dozens of highly paid

network executive years to come up with a

TV show. Which means it should take

us about as long as this next commercial

break. Exactly.

Yeah, Warner Brothers needed a hit series

by 9 a.m. And the fate of the

project rested in the hands of two

hard-working and brilliant young rabbits.

La la la. Let's raise your head. La la

la. La la la la

la la. I've made-up a list of everything

needed for a hit show. Let's do Chinese

tunes instead. Right, we need a peeling

sauce. Also, we

need an exciting little pal, wacky but

lovable neighbors, arch enemies, and

stories. Okay, what's our location?

Feast your eyes, Sadly. Well, what do you

call it, Rembrandt?Green Acres. That's

turn. Okay, Wacky

Acres. What do we need next?

Wacky but lovable neighbors.

Well, isn't that convenient.

Next! All right, baby, this is

your audition. What do you do?My name

is Hampton J. Pigg, and I, uh, uh,

clean. I react to characters funnier than

I am, and I have low

self-esteem. Well, every show

needs a straight man. You're in!

I'll get my spud!

Ew, mud!

Snack!

Hello! I'm Sweetie. I can

be the birdie who has always been shaped

by that mean old ferval. Leave me alone,

do not be vicious, brother!

That's what this show needs! More hearts!

Do it!

I'm only three and a half minutes old.

Next victim. Hey, who is a

hoodie?Not me.

I'm Dodo Dodo, and I shall performsome...

Two beans.

Or not to be.

That is the question. We

have just a place for you, my boy.

Home surreal home.

We need

a

few more characters. Okay, you're on

land.

Give actors a break, and they'll walk all

over you. Yes, that cotton-tailed

Menudo! You can't hold this show off

without me! I am Chucky Duck,

and I resume. I'm a

swashbuckler! Ooh Uh

Harry, Swash, Vogt!

Superhero... and up

some more!

A romantic bead?Ah,

you gorgeous hunkaduck! Let me take you

away from all this and back to my place.

And funny duck extraordinaire!

So, what do you say, huhUm..

Okay. You're in! All

right! What's my role?

Musketeer, Romeo,

or just King?You're a sidekick.

Hidekick?No way!

I am no hidekick?

Clanton's a sidekick type. He has all the

earbarks of a sidekick.

I am a superstar. A super duper

Nova star. That's what I am. I'm

exploding!

Yeah, next we need dunce.

Hey, Pats, check out the leftovers.

Come back, you silly purpley puppy thing!

Get me out of

here!

Elmira just wants to hug you and squeeze

you into itty-bitty pieces! I'm just

gonna change your diaper by myself!

Uh, don't be pushovers.

Who are you?I'm Montana Max. That

stupid animator promised me my very own

show. Where is that no-talent

hack?He went that way.

If you hurry, you can catch him. He can't

do this to me! I'm rich! I'll sue! He'll

never work in this town again!

Archenemies, check. Now to write

some stories. How is it what

happened?I took out every word,

buster. And each script is jam-packed

with comedy! The scripts are done! We

have a show! Alright!

On stage takeover, you rabbits are outta

here! Four!

Welcome to the Montana Max Show!Where

I'll be the only star! Got any

last words stuck?

Oh, peanuts! That's brats your show!

Without those scripts, we're doomed!

Time was running out for Buster and Babs.

Acting Ichors was in ruins.

Buster and Babs were ready to throw in

the towel. So I

decided to use a bit of rabbit wisdom.

Oh, Peter. Oh, mentor. Oh, great

unaffordable one. Eh, you can call me

Bugs. Bugs, Marty stole our

show and he stole our scripts!

Please, Please help us! This always

works. Please, please,

please Well, since you asked so nicely,

sure.

Now holla me and I'll loin you something.

Welcome to Acme University,

Institute of Higher Learning and Lowell

Comedy. Ooh, I love

the plus green carpet.

I've decided this sidekick role is

workable. What happened to you?A

steamroller with Muddy's name on

it. Our faculty is like no other dude.

He's a b*ner brothers. Now we'll probably

demonstrate tricks to help you animate.

Dear wild taste.

Exploding taste.

Anvil dropping.

Feeling whopping. Banal pushing.

Annotations are a must if you're picking

a big guy's crest. Is that all?

No, there's crisis ducks won't find your

feeling like, for instance, spotlight

stealing. This line is mine, whoa, whoa,

what luck?Yes, my hero, Daffy Duck!

Even though you're kind of little, I'll

teach you how to pray your littleAnyone

got a shammy?Thanks, give us some both

our hearts. You'll be okay if you use

your smarts. Know now my song is almost

true. Welcome tunes to Acme loons

You've got parsley and pearls, but you're

running out of fun.

We've only got five minutes to get our

scripts back and save our show. Eh,

you'll be fine if you remember three

teams. One,

your adversaries have tapioca for brains.

Two, always eat your carrots.

And three, villains always fall for

cheese and disguises.

And I think you'll find Monty in the big

mansion at the end of the woods. Thanks,

butts. Good luck.

Buster, how are we gonna get in there?

Villains always fall for cheesydisguises.

Without these scripts, those raddicts

will never add a show.

HuhProbably some razz razz charity

worker.

I'll decide. Weirdings! Uh..

Wow! Yosemite stabbing on my butt

My heroes! I wish I can!

Congratulations for getting rid of those

bonds! How'd you do it?Did you platinum

like me?No! Oh, did you

spoil like this?

What did you do with that thing?And this?

A wheel in hood. And what about this?

No, all I did was steal their scripts.

Ohh Well,

that's a great treat. Where we

well win. Have

a nice life.

Let's get these scripts where theybelong.

Buster and Badge did it in just the nick

of time. Now

what's this?

Tiny Toon Adventures?

The Network loves the entire concept!

You're a champion! Congratulations, my

boy! Here's that bonus!

Thanks, guys. You saved my job. If

there's ever anything I can do for you, I

mean anything, just name it.

Okay. Can you give us a Created By credit

on the show?Yeah, in your

dreams, pal.