01x03 - The Wheel o' Comedy

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Forward Barbarian!

Oh, hi, Tootsies. Boy, it's going to be a

great show. It's spectacular day on Piney

Toons. We've got ashes, drama,



tidal waves, earthquakes. I

want those cancelled.

Oh, well, we've got tidal waves,

earthquakes. Well, the

special effects guy looked at the script

and quit. No time away from Earthquake.

Oh, great. So much for spectacular day.

So now what are we gonna do?Hmm

Well, there's always the realest comedy.

Oh, no, not that. Anything but that.

We've got no toys.

The Real O'Comedy!

Now, let's give 'em the magic chant!

There once was a girl from Nantucket. Not

that chant. Oh. Whose cartoon

are we gonna see?Let's spin the real

O'Comedy!

A dizzy devil cartoon!

Squirrely Wirly, look what I have for

you. Come on, little Squirrely.

Take the nice peanut. Ooh Now I

have a cute little Squirrely Wirly do

better than love and dare them squeeze!

I'll take you home and watch you have a

nice little day And never, never ever let

you ever get to get you And love you, and

hug you, and greet you all along...

Oh! Ohh Come back!

No

cute little animal wants to be my best!

Hungry, oh hungry. I can't just go

home alone. Oh, yummy.

It's a puppy!

Puppy! A cute little puppy!

Puppy's come to play with me!

If

you were my puppy, I'd feed you big juicy

shakes and tasty bones and yummy meat

bun products

and-- Does that sound good?

Goodie! Can you give me my puppy?And

we'll give you every day

that I love you! Jesus, it did! Well,

here we are, puppy! Your new

hoe!

And Zee, they're your new blame-mates!

Ahh! Muddy,

bored!

Yay, Bubby Wubby! Look what

Elmira has for you!

No!

Ah, phew. I like this game,

puppy.

Okay, puppy, here you go.

My goodness, you've got a healthy

appetite. Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme.

Here you are, Guppy Luppy.

Guppy?

If you wanted a bath, you should accept

so.

This is the way we wash our pets Wash our

pets, wash our pets This is the way we

wash our pets 'Cause they're filthy and

disgusty and yucky

Now we jump!

You're gorgeous.

Puppy Wuppy! Let's play

some more!

Puppy, wait!

Come back! Come back! I'll lose more

puppies that way.

The Wheel of Comedy. Spin and

spin. Bringing us lots of

yaks and grins.

Oh, it's time for a snowball cartoon.

Oh, goody.

ohh It's amazing!

These 3D glasses really make everything

seem to jump right out at you!

Yes Yes yes, but it's just an

optical illusion.

Hey! What's going on?

Oh, this pair works too

well. It actually makes you go

closer.

Effective.

Reject!

And now for our final whirl on the

Wheel of Comedy!

Oh, I don't believe it! It's a Beth and

Buster cartoon! Oh, that's stark

it! This is a complete surprise, kids!

Today, someone in this audience will win

a dump truck full of valuable prizes!

Lucky duck! One one down!

Oh, me?Oh! I've never won anything in my

life! This is my lucky day!

I just know it! Just come

on down!Oops.

Bom Talamax, come on

down! I'm out of

my way! Hey!

And Babs Bunny, hop on down!

I'm excited.

You like me?You really like me?

Only one of these three will be the big

winner on... Win...

Liz... or... KAREN!

Anyway, I got a band-aid! And now,

here's the star of our show...

Link Winkleman!

Hi there, fun lovers! Well, we

have two fabulous contestants still

stabbing. Hi there, young lady. Tell us

your name and what you do. My name

is Bad Bunny, and I do Katharine

Hepburn. Give me those prizes, you old

poop! Ohh That's borrowable slaps!

And what's your name, son, and what do

you do?My name's Montana

Max, and I win! Get

it?But... Good.

And now, it's time to play our

game! Well, good luck! There's

nothing like a fair fight, is there?Yeah,

and this is gonna be nothing like a fair

fight! Oh, and, um,

here's the first question. Who was the

first president?George

Washington! Absolutely!

Wrong! Uh, you didn't let me finish,

ma'am. The complete question was: Who was

the first president of... uh..

Namibia?Nice drive, Karen

Brett! Namibia doesn't even have a

president. Something tells me this thing

is rigged. Oh, what was your first

clue?Well, ma'am,

you know what happens when you give a

wrong answer on win, lose,

or...

How did I know they were going to say

that?What?No

meatballs?I

had to ask. Now, the next

question! A

little quick there, Max, don't you think?

But here's the question! Name the

Secretary-General of China from



Secretary-General Yao Peng Hu!

Now a rotten egg!

Ohh You said it, Babs! And speaking of

rotten, here's a word for our sponsor!

We eat burgers That's so much fun to eat

If you look real hard You might eat and

find them leeks

Come on, Babs, where's your dungeon?

Where's your spirit?This is

deodorant. Listen, I'm not the only

thing that Pink's allowed here. Don't

worry, Babs. We'll give him the old one,

too. And Monty will end up with Pig on

his face. 230,



now, here's our new host, Pink

Winklebunny! Hey,

what's going on?

I'll ask the questions around here. Time

for round two, where the stakes are

higher and the questions are tougher. Are

you ready?Ready! In

baseball, what does the umpire yell when

a runner reaches home without being

tagged out?Time's up! Ha!

But I was going to say it safe! You

got it!

Vanna, tell him what he's thinker Polly

Well, Pink, it's a lovely 12-ton

Acme space. Yes, attractive,

affordable, and guaranteed to push you

flat as a bog. Acme, for 50 years,

the leader in creative mayhem. Hey,

what's going on here?You're

winning! I am?Yes, yes, yes

And you can double your points by

answering this question.

Two letters are missing from the name of

this famous cartoon character. For 50

points, what are the two missing

letters?

IE! That's absolutely right! The missing

letters are IE!

Well, Max, you're a big winner! What do

you have to save for yourself?Where am I?

You're on Win, Lose, or...

Turn Rally!

No, stop! I didn't really win! I

cheated! I'll never go on another game

show as long as I live!

Well, it just goes to show you, you can't

cheat an honest rabbit. Yeah!

Hey, wait a minute! This is my show!

And, you're just in time to give our

audience an important message! I am?

Yeah!