01x06 - Her Wacky Highness

[bunniefuu]

And now I saw this song!

Hiya, folks! Hang on to your carrots

because it's adventure day here on Siny

Toons. So, let's get rollin'!

Adventure!

Oh dear Acme

Luniversity

School of much hilarity

We say with much sincerity

Let us go home at noon

And as these wags and sharks clearly

show, caution logic is unlike any

other. Let us begin with the principle of

walking on thin air. I

will demonstrate. You will be way

suspended as long as you do not walkdown.

Like so.

You're blocking my view!

Attention! Attention! Will the owner of

the Powder Blue Nova please report to the

parking lot?Your car is on fire...

again. Whoops!

That's me.

Shh. Be very, very quiet

until I get back.

Be very, very quiet. Have you

been using that line long enough for what?

Excuse me.

Ow, ow! As if it's my fault! Come

on! Spud is a guy who believes in

studying the blood test!

Oh, it's true! I heard Professor Fudd got

in the fight way and was actually not

conscious!

Professor Fudd told us all to be quiet.

Don't you think we... Oh, please! Every

time Opportunity knocks, the big hick

complains about the noise! It's true!

Oh, oh,

oh, speaking of cool, my first guest

is the coolest, that new singing

transition, Elma Presley!

I'm gonna raise a buzz, I'm gonna raise a

holler I've

been teaching all day just to try to run

a lower Every time I

go hotGotta get your bunny,

my bunnets cold and it really isn't

bunny...

But there ain't

no cure for the Elmo Fathers

No, there ain't no cure for the Elmo

FathersHi,

Hickey. All white rabbit, to the

principal. And as for the rest of you, a

pop quiz. Ohh

Well, that's all up. Dabs. Well,

excuse me.

Well, this is it, see. It's the end. I'm

being sent to the big house, and there

ain't nothing I can do about it.

You're not taking me alive, see.

I am the grace and powerful

principal. Come into my office.

Sure. This

is the third time you've been sent to my

office this week. You gotta believe

me! I'm afraid! I'm

innocent! See?Innocent!

Cut the histrionics, Baz. It's not going

to work on me this time. Right.

Baz, you haveYou learned some

self-control! But! No buts! I

send you home for the rest of the day.

Well, there's no place like home.

I am not a muse. Take this note to your

mother. Yes, sir. Surprise!

Mom, your darling Thomas, your

daughter recalls. Oh, sis, hiya, bro.

Hello, Mortimer. Hello! Oh, Belle, you

weren't sent home from school again, were

you?Yeah, but it was great! Let me show

ya! Now I'm gonna

have to talk to that principle of yours.

I just hate it when he shoots that fire

in the air. Yeah, yeah, but look! I

started by impersonating Verbeckerfied,

'cause he left the room and said that

stupid bear-y, bear-y line of his! Then I

did this song! Babs, hun, you're just

gonna have to learn some self-control.

No, it was great, see?It was real great-A

material! Babs! Now you know I

love you, sweetheart!But I think it would

be a good idea if you went out to your

room and studied. We'll discuss school

later. Geez.

First my teacher, then my friends, now

he's my very own mother. No one

appreciates me.

Hey there. Failin' down, my friend.

You can say that again. Is your life a

little less than grand?

Sheesh, it's gone like blind.

I'm going to run away, too! Wacky Land!

Yeah, we'll run away to Wacky Land! Good

idea! We still appreciate you there!

Yeah! It's an outlet take forward by

the Wacky Land Porticord!

Hey, thanks! Wacky

Land, here I come!

Self-control. Once I'm

gone, I'll realize how talented and

terrific I really am.

This place is supposed to be wild and

crazy and completely out of control!

Hope I'm not bored.

It'll take a lot more than that to

frighten me, Pilgrim.

It'll take something like that.

I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.

I like her, she's silly. Hello,

I'm GoboDoDo, and that's all you need to

know-o. Well, Gobo, I'd like to know-o

why you friended me on that.

Do you like the wrong thing to do at

the time?

I see. How can you knowI can't see a

thing without my glasses.

Hey! What things are funny like yourself

to work you in a wonderful town?No one

appreciates me in Acme Acres, so I

thought I'd try to live in here. Wow!

You were gonna need someone to show you

around. You're right! Hey,

how about you?

Oh, this

is so exciting.

Oh, oh, what's that?

Hi, you go-go-o. Can I buy you

lunch?This is

my tenth house. Oh,

look! The rolling stone! Oh,

it's me, Sema! I'm gonna...

Well, I think I'm gonna like this place.

Poor bam, sent home from school. That'll

share the record for the rest of her

life. Gosh. She's

branded! People will avoid her because

they'll know that she was sent home from

school. For badges. Bonds!

HuhListen, Buster, I have run away to

Wacky Land. It was the only maturest

thing to do. Wacky Land?Oh

gee, must have that is uncharted cartoon

wilderness. We've gotta find her!

Uh, not me. Don't sweat it,

Shum. This trip will be a sap. I'm not

just a bit.

It's my original Lost Rapid Effectometer

device. This puppy will lead us straight

to Baz. Oh,

look, hey, it's working already.

Hurry!

My brilliant convention tells me Baz is

in Wacky Land. Her note called it Baz.

Reticule is the burden of genius.

Let's snack up the horse.

I'm not going in there. Whoa!

Doesn't look like-- That's nice! Don't

worry. You just wait here until his pop

shows up. I'll check things out over

there. Oh, okay.

Pardon me,

pal, but you look out of your element.

You out of order. well

Now everyone will know it. You outta

rock, outta circulation, outta

thin air, outta season.

Are you outta bounds?Well,

gee, I am. Well, that's a five-yard

penalty, pal. We're gonna have to pullit.

out of sight.

Hmm, what's this?

I love my season.

Daphne with a spoon. Is this like what's

the fork in the road?Oh

my gosh, that must be a

private eye.

I'm coming back!

How nice, Peter! Thank you. I have

always relied on the kindness of

strangers. Shut up!

I'm not that

funny! Just a fact,

man. We banetty

ladies of Washy Land hereby invite you to

a bandy schmancy dinner at the Royal

Palace. Why, I'd be delighted to

come rarely high one. Free cheese

for bath!

Pandemonium doesn't rain around here. It

pours.

Oh, these must be the school hills. Old

Smokey. Hmm

Maybe if I climb up on top of Old Smokey,

I'll be able to spot that.

Well, what do you know?

Fire up!Have you seen a girl bunny around

here?Noooooo!

Someone alert the Surgeon General.

Hey! Watch it, pal! I'm nobody's dog! Oh,I

see this new guy here. Yeah, I'm actually

here to drop him. I hate flying.

I generally opt for dry cleaning, but,

you know, what the heck. Hmm,

well, better to have the hair in the soup

than the soup in the hair, nope.

Say, what's the big idea?I'm preparing

dinner for the queen of Rockland. She's

having some friends for dinner. Oh,

that's nice. Who?LU!

Dumb witness. Take the soup to the queen!

Don't worry, guys. I'm sure the

queen is of kind, gentle,

understanding... Where's my

dinner?!Barbaric

monster.

Feed me!

What a way. People alive at such a

young age. f*ck your death!

Is that you?

I'm sorry, but the answer is incorrect.

She is Queen Beth, the first ruler of

Lucky Land. But thank you for playing our

game, and here is a lovely parting gift.

That's it, Gogo. These are

my pals. I can't tell you how good it is

to see you guys. We thought you

might be lost, or in trouble, or eaten

alive by some hideous, lurid, moving

creature, torn away from the

limbs. I think she gets the picture.

There

you go.

Stop acting, silly! Good acting!

So, Baz, how are ya?Me?

Oh, I'm great! You sure you're all

right?Right and green!

So you're gonna stay here?Why, you can't

move! This place is terrific!

Gee, I'm gonna miss you, Perps. Well,

miss you

too. Magme Acres won't be the same

without you. You guys can visit me

anytime, you know. Sure we will.

Well, guys, let's get going. I better not

find out what this place is like when it

gets dark. See you around, kiddo.

Bye, Perps. Come back soon.

Boy, has she got it good. I don't know.

Nobody neither. Uh, what are you guys

talking about?She's queen. She's

royalty. She's miserable. HuhHiya,

pal! Hiya! Cheese! Cheese! Cheese! Come

on, boss, and do da polka! Well,

that's the matter, are you irrelevant?

You probably call for an elephant!

I can't take this anymore! Look,

you're all a lot of laughs, but you have

to learn some self-control!

You've got to learn some self-control!

Some self-control!

Self-control?Is there an echo in

here?Hey! It's

the

self-control!

Article 9 of the Peanut Tolls strictly

forbids the use of self-control while in

Lucky Land. Out with a head! I'm there!

I've got a

body!

Oh, no! Which door should I choose?Door

number one! Door number two! Here's

somebody! So, what's it gonna be?Door

number one, door number two, or door

number three?It's number one,

it's behind the investor to turn it! What

the hell?Number three! I'll be door

number three! Hey, Babs Bubba,

sign right here!

My agent. Good

thing I didn't have that carrot cake for

dessert last night.

I tell ya, the house is unhappy.

Uh, cut it out. You know I hate those

kind of jokes. No! Look!

Oh, Buster! Being queen was awful!

I miss you guys so much! I want

to go home!

Come

on! Let's go! Oh, no. How are we going to

get out of here?The only way to get out

of here is to leave the way you didn't

come in. Well, we used the bridge to

come in, so to get out, we can't use the

bridge. HuhTo me. Gotcha! Well,

it's worth a try.

Come on!

Thanks, Google.

Remember what Professor said. Whatever

you do, don't look dumb.

Phew. Boy,

I've learned my lesson. From now on,

self-control is my middle name. I

thought it was Han. Rags, I really

want to commend you. You're like a new

rabbit. Gee, thanks.

Gee, what's so funny, fellas?

I just can't help myself.