01x16 - Rock 'n' Roar

[bunniefuu]

Hiya, crew! Hiya, monster!

It's Acme Acres Day, here on Pinecoon.

So, let's get this ball rolling!

You know, soccers play all over the

world, but here at the Yeagers, we play

it a little differently. Hold it

right there, locker!

Hold it tight!

Gotcha! See what I mean?

oh

Trust me, Kylie makes the docket look

easy.

Hey, Pele, get your kick somewhere else!

I need to spill the crack in my figure

eights! You can't even have to eight,

Maki. You better start with figure twos.

Oh ohh yeah?We'll see about that, Rabbit.

Oh, good thing I got a piece of the rock.

Hey, my ball!

I had no idea soccer was this popular in

acne acres. Booster?What are you

doing down there?What does it look like?

I'm ski-lunking. There's a medicine you

can take for that.

Ah, ancient acne history. Oh,

see. In the beginning, there was Bugs

Bunny. Then there was the Ashley Tea

Party, the signing of the Ashley

Constitution...

Ohh

Wow! A real dinosaur! And you're all

mine! This is great!

What do you think about the name...

Grover?Great! I

knew you'd love it!

Hungry, huhFollow me!

Oh, mama, baby, let's shoutin' and

shoutin' Mama, baby, baby, let's shoutin'

in bed. Hey, you goat.

I like it, huh

Wait till you taste my carrot and

cauliflower milkshake. It'll knock your

hair off. Try this and tell me it's

not good. Uh, watch

it. That's a family heirloom. Hmm,

picky eater.

Hey, my ugly prehistoric history book

will tell me what to feed ya. Okay, here

it is. It says that you're a

Tyrannosaurus Rex. Gee,

I guess I should've named geranic. The

Tyrannosaurus is a

carnivore and eats mostly small

mammals. I'm

prepared for this stuff, but this is a

b*tch

What are you gonna do?You can't let a

baby go hungry. Good night.

Son.

Hey!

There, there now. Everything's gonna be

all right.

Mama! Ohh

That's it over. sh**t every bite 32 times

before swallowing.

Just in god that's the first vegetarian

tyrannosaurus in history!

After all, she's still a growing boy!

Rover, I already told you, I have to go

to school and you have to stay here.

Now go on, back inside, I'll feed you

later.

Go on now, or else no refrigerators for

dinner.

Good

morning, my little one! And how are we

all doing today?I must show that you need

your pebbles trim!

Hey! My water's gone!

Oh, the acne water authority is to hear

about

We gotta get out of here! Hey, hello,

tools. He's not a monster, he's my pet.

And he just wants to play, right,

Some pet?Where'd you get him?The acting

swamp meat?He won't believe it. He has to

have a soccer ball.

You're not gonna keep this slime eating,

are you?

Get this boy a breath mint.

There's that shirtbuster. I'm gonna give

that rabbit one big scare.

Get a load of him. Get a life,

Marty!

Who did that?! Just wait 'til I get my

hands on you!

Pardon me, I peel out.

It ain't fair! I'm supposed to be the

first girl on the blocks more than

anything! Especially a dinosaur!

I gotta have it! How?

You gotta make it royal.

But you can't keep a dinosaur as a pet.

Why not?I don't

think that the Akers could stand it. Just

look at this place. All this because he

followed you to school. You heard he's

discard some obedience. Obedience?

No problemo.

Gather, I say gather round, everybody.

The Petipedians class is about to begin.

Hmm, looks like we got us a pretty sickly

group here. No meat on 'em. This one's so

shitty you have to run around in the

shower to get wet. I made a bunny, boy!

Nice skit, but I think it's part of life

he's out. I guess they just off makin'

hounds like they used to. Can

anyone get the license plate of that

truck or semi?that is.

Say hello to the nice teacher, Rover.

I always teach a spare, but just such an

occasion. Now the first trick to teach a

dog is to sit. I say, just what kind of

dog is this?He's a dinosaur, sir.

Dinosaur?Never heard of it. Must be one

of those mixed breeds. Much, that is.

Now, pay attention, boy, to get your dog

to hold back. Now look at me while I'm

talking to you, son. After he does the

trick, offer him one of these here

biscuits and say, Good boy. Nice

dog, but a little on the dumb side. Okay,

son, now try it. Okay, boy, hit,

and I'll give you a biscuit.

Ah, uh, uh, uh, uhTrick first, then the

biscuit. Just hold on there, son, you're

not getting through to him. You gotta

show 'em who's the master and who's the

dog. Nice kid who doesn't listen to a

word I say. Now listen up, doggy.

Now this is for your own good. Now when I

say sit, you sit, understand?Sit!

I say, I say I'm feeling mighty low.

The next, I say the next trick is playing

Ted. I think I'll view this from afar.

Okay, boy! Do a good job, Rover,

and you'll get a biscuit.

Dang. No,

No boy, not here! Go back over there,

over there, I said! Yuck!

That was great, Rover. You get a biscuit.

See, Farty, you're good at playing dead,

too. ohh

Who's I say who's playing?I

gotta have that dinosaur! People will pay

me a bundle to see a real dinosaur! It's

better than a two-headed rhino! Well,

almost. Besides, mustard

loss is always my game.

When we get home over, I'm gonna make you

the biggest carrot cake ever.

You may be big, but you got a brain the

size of a garbanzo bead!

You're

mine! Oh, mine!

Of course, we can negotiate.

Mama?Mama!

I'm

gonna sue! That active dinosaur crop was

guaranteed!

Here we are, big guy, home

Oh, sweet hay?What kind of blood is that?

That's not a time of loss.

Hoover's done! This is obviously a

classic case of dinosaurs, disperious,

all of the media, breaking the search

bodies, get the milk cartons. Oh,

Geraldo! Don't worry. Romer can't

be too far away. Just listen.

Romer, Mama's coming, baby!

Rover. Rover.

Rover.

Rover. Rover.

Mama?What?

Someone's all about in the shoes.

Wow, what a quick massage. Mama!

It's good to see you, pal.

I hate to be a killjaw, buster, but

Rover seems a little out of place in Acme

Acres. Out of place?He's a walking

disaster area. Ah, you guys are

just jealous. Rover hasn't got an enemy

in the world.

That dinosaur is mine! Mine,

mine! And again?

Come on, pal. They'll never outrun

my plane! I'm invincible!

Come on, boy! Does this feel like an

overlaxy episode to you?Love you.

Could use an interior decorator, if you

ask me. Oh, yeah! The touch of

moldate, if you throw pillows!

You'll be safe down here, pal. This is

where I found your egg. Looks like

someone's made a dinosaur omelet here.

More dinosaur eggs means...

All together now! More

dinosaurs! Bingo! Darn

it! And I was so close! Grover, your

brothers and sisters must be around here

somewhere. But where?

Ohh

How's it hurt here?

They never did buy that extinction

theory. This is what we have a long

rover. Oh, pal.

No, you need to stay with your family and

friends.

If you come with me, Max will be hurting

you for the rest of your life, and that's

a long time. I'll miss you, kiddo.

Bye!

Don't forget to eat your vegetables!

Ah, well, he's safe at last.

Just one thing puzzles me, Bunker.

Whatever happened to that soccer ball of

yours?Hmm.. I

wonder.

And that's a wrap.