01x17 - Prom-ise Her Anything

[bunniefuu]

And now I call you from... Shhh! Goo-hoo,

goo-hoo! Junior Park, everyone,

Guys, bust your dance for some bucks,

it's time to go and hear the pop. Down go

by your dumbbell moo, it's strong time

to ask

me loo. In the dry and sharp nerves, it's

time to put on your dancing shoes. Don't

be shy to take a chance and ask your

cutie to dance.

Dance?You mean people go to a prom to

dance?Isn't there something you'd like to

ask me, Bassy?Uh, sorry, Bassy.

Uh, I got a carrot cake in the oven. I'll

call you later. Is it my breath?

Pop a silver ball with these party

trousers! Ja Marie! I hope Monty won't

take me! I'd rather get a lot of ball on

me! So come one,

and come all Everybody's going to have a

ball Watch it face it, come a through If

I'm trying to ask me though Yee-haw!

That poster's been up all week, and

Buster still hasn't asked me to the prom!

Silly Benny, Glenny! We boys play hard to

get you after you've better days. Gotcha!

Huh

I'm not going to stupid prom! Sometimes

a guy gets real shy when he asks out a

girl that he likes... Know what I mean,

Fifi?I've seen the whole

idea of poems and fakes...

Gosh, that's too bad, Fifi. I was kinda

hoping you'd be my date. Oh well... Oh,

Betty, make him a feat. I thought no one

would ask me...

Maybe Hampton's right. Maybe Buster is

shy about inviting me to the prom. Maybe

she's waiting for the last credit to call

me. Maybe I should run to him right now

and sit on the phone like a cruel maniac

so I don't miss his call. Nah, I'm way

too cool for that. can't

take that

chance! Ohh Hello?Hello, ma'am. This is

the president of the United States. Get

off the line, Max! I'm waiting for an

important call! It's only

five after three. Buster probably took

his time getting home from school. I can

wait. Two

minutes?! I'm going crazy! What

f*ck's you're doing anyway?!

Hi, Athooses. You ready for a deep, dark

secret?The reason I haven't asked Babs to

the prom yet is because I don't

know the first thing about dancing.

That's why I borrowed this wheel of Bugs

Bunny's greatest dance routine. There's

got to be something here I can learn in

time for the prom.

That's perfect!

Yeah...

So

how's the research going, kid?

Sigh, fuss. Reset shall make me the head

of the problem. Oh, those old hoofer gags?

I use them to fool the hunters. They

ain't exactly ballroom moves. Uh, one

dance is the same as any other, right?

You... I better snipe battles before she

makes a date with some other handsome

young rabbit. Let's see ya! But Buster!

Hmm, something telling me, I better keep

an eye on him. Welcome back.

Buster still hasn't told that I'm

climbing the walls! Literally! Who

does Buster think he is to leave me

hanging like this?Boy, am I gonna tell

him a thing or two!

I've got it, Mortimer. Thanks.

Listen, buster! You've got a lot of nerve

making me sweat like this! I've got half

online not to go with you at all! Huh

What?Oh, hi, Harriet. No,

the little weevil! You haven't told!

Hang on. Ow!

Oh, so you finally... I know what you're

gonna say, and you're right, Babs. I was

cruel to make you wait till the last

minute. Don't you give me those

lies, Buster Bunny! If you think you're

gonna charm your way... I'll

love this. I was thoughtless, I admit it.

But if you could find it in your heart to

reconsider, Babs, I'd love to take you to

the prom. Uh..

okay. Yes. Nice. I'll

see you tomorrow. Seven-ish?

Hi.

I'm sorry. The rabbit you have dialed has

been disconnected. Hello?

Hello Are you there?Babs?I stole

the phone

here, Terry! Hi, I'm Mary Melody from

Looniversity TV. At Acme-Lu,

there's just one word on everyone's lips.

That's right! Prom fever has taken our

school by storm. The kitchen staff is

creating loads of mouth-watering goodies,

while the decorating committee transforms

the gym into a wonderland of crepe paper

and balloons.

What about you, Montana Mask?A young,

rich, handsome... An

interesting-looking fellow like yourself.

Must be raring to go, right?Are you

kidding?Me go to a woopsie baby sissy

junior prop?Never! Oh, there you

are, Monty Wansie! Let's go,

you f*ck-faced swede! Getting a jump on

the big night, Elmira?Oh,

yeah! We'll have so much fun, always

snooki-wookum! No!

Okay, okay I'll take you, I promise!

Anything! Just let me go!

You heard it here, bro! Monty promised

he'd be my day for the prom! Oh, I can't

wait to put you tonight away at my cute

little Monty wanting! Sweet!

Yeah, party's down!

Wouldn't that be fun, Monty?Monty?

Hmm.. School

prom?Innocent funfest?Or count down the

heartbreak?You decide. This is Mary

Melody for An Athlete Affair.

Hey, kids, want suit for prom?Come to

Crazy Patsy's House of Tussers. Got all

kinds tucks. Red tucks, black tucks,

plaid tucks, green tucks, my favorite.

Feather tucks, white tucks, fire tucks,

purple tucks, look like Prince. Excuse

me, sir. in any size other than

Gorilla?No problem. Me do

alterations while you wait. Not

bad. That

crazy, tassy house of toxins. Me prices

be insane. Me insane. Me not.

It's the magic hour, Deuces. Prom time.

I've got the tux, the flower, and my

dancer moves down pat. That's not a lot

of day. All I need now is my date.

Oh, Batsy, the dream date is here. How'd

you like the way that tarn of babs around

my little finger hat?Am I in slick hair

or grat?Hello,

I'm so

sorry to keep you waiting, but I wanted

to look my best for you. Tell me, do you

like my ears better up or down?

Uh, I didn't... brought flour.

Oh, it's beautiful. Pin it on me.

On second thought, I couldn't survive the

loss of blood. Shall we go?

Ohh

Remember, girls, turn about a spare play.

Thanks, Neezer. And also

play a baroness friend. So

here you are on tomorrow night with the

best looking duck in the place. What

shall we celebrate?Get

crucial, plug-in. Hey, we don't have to

hang around here, you know. My dad's car

is right outside. Right. And so is your

dad. He drove us, remember?Have fun,

sh*t Oh, yeah.

Hi! Hi You look

great! Looking smooth, gentlemen.

Hiya, Arnold. Where's your date?I asked

Arnold's date.

I see you've met Arnolda.

Arnolda?Yeah,

she's the only girl I know who's better

looking than me. Dance, Sugar Puff.

Lost pool, sunny house.

Now there goes a few couple. Yeah, but

I'm going to the powder room with the

girls. No problem, I won't wait.

Girls, always painting their faces. Could

I have more blush, please?I'd like more

eyeshadow hair.

Oh, Zeku Pew, can you do something with

my hair?

Hi, girls. Hi, Omira. Hey, I

wasn't from Night Magical. I just think

it's Ginger Feature and the Ricci King.

How do you like my ensemble?She, she or

what?

Well... I'm not Monty-wonty for a loop.

You mean Mommy didn't bring you to the

deck?Nope. My little

cuddly-wuddly must have forgot to pick me

up, but I'll be waiting for him.

Uh-oh!

Monty, where are you?Hi,

Elliot. Hi, Gogo. Have you met my

name, Sally?Hello, Sally.

Why are you telling you were back?

I've got to transfer out of this school.

All right, who spiked the punch?Mmm,

they look delicious. I always say

great food makes a great party.

Hanson, if you can't ever see a party you

had in the acres, if you do, he might

show up. Too late.

Party, party!

Great, they're called a refreshment. I'll

handle it. Sad news, this... Mrs.

Rob! The prom committee just passed a new

rule. No shingle guys allowed without a

date. Date?Need that

date?What?Meat?

Uh.. Oh,

hee-ha-ooh-ee! Oh, hee-ha-ooh-ee!

Portal?Monty Potter!

Doesn't he say the cutest thing?

Uh.. What's with the matter?He'd been

waiting for Monty all night! He took off

burrito!My

prom night's a floppy-woppy!

This time, Monty has got two bows!

You know, even Omayra deserves some fun

on her prom night... Uh,

Sax! I'm a way ahead of you,

partner!

This

is me, Bento, School Dancer, what?

You can't do this to me! I'm rich! I'm

important! I'm Republican!

The only thing you are is late for your

date with Elira! Right, rabbits.

You can't make me keep that lame prawness

or stand this stupid, measly little...

HuhMonkey!

And

now presenting the Wacky Land RubberBand.

They're playing our song!

We don't have a song! We already have a

skirt! Let's twinkle our toes!

Through the waggy waggy!

Why aren't they what's the matter?

What's the matter?You're what's the

matter. You're a complete waste of space.

You have a personality that rivals sport

mold. On the evolutionary chart, you rank

someplace between head cheese and coaster

ovens. You're a cruise to nowhere, a nil,

a void, a zero! Just what are you trying

to say?I

don't like you! Read my list! I

don't like you!

That's it! Now for some action!

Hi, I'm Mitzi. Montana

Max. Maxim million to my friends,

with emphasis on the million. You wanna

dance?I'm sorry. I have another

date.

Come on, beauty! Get the beats and let's

go, Steffy! I really don't think so,

thanks. And where's that goofy hairball

hat that I know?Diddy's a kind,

sensitive, caring person. Which is more

than I can say for you, you nasty little

money-grubbing wart. You're the most

obnoxious twerp I've ever met! You have a

personality that rivals Squarmold! Hey,

just what are you trying to say?I don't

like you!

Yeah?Well, you're lost, good.

ohh

Thank you.

You know, you're you're really not like a

toaster oven. More

like a microwave. And, uh, I'm

sorry I called you Sporbold.

And maybe if no one was around, I'd

consider dancing with you. Friends.

Yeah, okay, I guess. Oh, monkey-wanty, I

knew it! I knew it! You do love me!

Let's set a rug buggy! Me and my

big mouth! That

was real nice, the way you brought them

together. Good work, kids. Thanks,

What are you doing here?Playing

chaperoni. Eh, listen,

buster, about those dance moves, I am,

um.. Dance?That's right! I haven't

danced once all night. He said...

Don't worry. I've memorized all your

moves perfectly. That's what I'm afraid

of.

Bop,

ba, ba, ba,

oh.

I've never been so embarrassed in my

life. Uh, yeah,

Buster. You can't start a hot new desk.

Crazy Lever's begging for more. HuhShow

us how it's done, kid. Oh, good!

Who's this?Bugs Bunny is doing Bugs

Bunny. Like, I have no idea what BugsBunny

is doing at

all. You saved my life,

Bugs. How come I ever thank you?Next

time, swank one of Dappy's routines.

So, you never learn to dance, huhEh,

what can I say?I'm a trendsetter.