01x01 - Scared Silly

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thank you

wake up wake up it's another day time to get going let's leave when we can play

morning Sunday good morning gotta get ready to enjoy the view

looking kind of cool looking kind of new there are things we should be trying me

and you a new day's here and fun is over too [Music]

tingling inside me and it's spreading to my feet McDonald's

got something to say

foreign

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I can't go on any longer [Music]

foreign

hey you're gonna give yourself nightmares watching that stuff well I can't stop now the dinosaurs reading

their way through Central Park is that attack of the dinosaurs why didn't you tell me I love that movie

you hadn't sat on that dinosaur eggs Miss I did it for science yeah nice

work doctor your science project has us

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I'm gonna have to switch the sugar-free dog food

oh hey someone's calling on the picture full I'll get it

oh hi Tinka what's up well it's a really nice day and Winter's right around the

corner so I was wondering if you and the g*ng might want to go camping together out in Firefly Forest great idea fresh

air campfires and I can try out my new tens on a flashlight invention so you're up for it oh sure Tikka I'm

gonna go check out my breezometer

[Music] weather's perfect for a campout hold on a minute Ronald camping in the woods are

you sure Sunday don't tell me you're afraid of giant dinosaurs no no it's uh ticks I don't like ticks and fleas oh

Sunday call the g*ng and have them meet us at the car in five minutes Ronald this is going to be a trip we'll

never forget I don't like the sound of that [Music]

hey Grimace what's up I can't watch any more TV no I ain't scary now every

channel I turn to is movies with vampires and monsters and baby dogs

why don't you join me in the g*ng we're going camping camping in the woods what

other kind of camping is there no I don't know Ronald what kind

Gretel oh are you still there oh up there's the other line Grimace meet us at the car as soon as you can

be Sunday can you find that new flashlight we were working on okay another day in mcdonaldland

birdie [Music] I'm certain spaceship came down and took

away my bird bath it was here one minute and it's gone the next oh sounds like

someone's been watching some scary movies lately hey we're going camping in the fire flowing Forest wanna go sounds

fun so long as you don't beat me up to any spaceship actually I thought we'd

take the car meet us there in five minutes okay okay Sunday let's see how that new tanks on a flashlight invention

works [Music]

I don't suppose you'd consider checking me into a kennel instead oh come on Sunday I got a new pup tent for you in

the car far flung here we come [Music]

thank you

man you gotta get some stairs that used to be fun

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[Music] hold on a minute I'm carrying all of you

you're the car well don't blame me when I sprain an axle guess what we need do

airbags and an attitude problem I hope you least [Music]

thank you [Music]

come on could we be any more crowded thanks for

having me along Ronald I've always wanted to go camping in farfunk Forest but I've always been too afraid afraid

what who oh it's probably nothing it's just well I've heard stories about what

no no it's a far-flung phantom

a ghost that walks the knife and craves an unsuspecting campers wow this is my

kind of story the way I hear it the Phantom loses some spooky old house

and whenever campers get near it they get Swept Away by floods sounds perfect

oh what she said and they get lost forever

okay Grimace I've been camping in far-flung forest for years I haven't seen any Phantom that's because nobody's

ever seen Phantom and live let's go home Ronald well somebody's scared don't

worry Grimace their stories made up for the campfire what we need for the car is a good driving song

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there's nothing like The Great Outdoors in the far-flung forest is the best of course if you want to get close to the

greenery then camping in the wild is the place to be rolls

there's lots of books hey Ronald are we there yet no there's nothing like The

Great Outdoors and the fart one course is the best of course if you want to get close to the greenery then camping in

the wild is the place [Music]

hey Ronald are we there yet no there's nothing like The Great Outdoors on the

far-flung forest is the best of course if you want to get close to the greenery the camping in the wild is the place to

be and squirrels

I've got 12 months

[Music] so Ronald are we there yet no

there's nothing like The Great Outdoors in the far-flung force is the best of course if you want to get close to

[Music] close box

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are we there yet

okay everybody find a buddy Sunday's with me [Music]

chica you dropped something oh yes well I brought this talking game to

be split up we could stay in touch but oh darn it where's that other one oh

that's weird uh we thought you might need an extra body Grimace oh sure hop

in [Music]

squirrel come on Sunday it's just a squirrel

you're right Ronald it's just a squirrel a very nice squirrel

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[Applause] [Music] hey Ronald I think we're going the wrong

way you sure yeah we should be heading toward those rocks if we want to find the trail for a first time camper you

know how to find your way around I do know one thing you're off the trail

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okay everybody let's rest we've got another three hours till we make camp

you've got to be kidding three more hours my poor delicate arches

hey why don't you whip up something magical Ronald and we could get there in no time hey come on Hamburglar you need

the exercise a little work now and we'll have a little magic fun later there must be some way of getting them to use his

magic [Music]

this is cruelty to animals once you're back on your feet you'll be fine you'll

see I will see what everybody's complaining about haven't they ever been hiking before is there any wise for my

soda nope sorry all out these conditions are

barbaric now let's see if this critical bear call

really works

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oh it works all right

[Music] at least it's not the fan

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funny how a good bear Chase can give you an energy boost

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thank you [Music]

people people there's a lot of groundwork to cover so let's get cracking

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pitching tents and Gathering wood time to work the time for food

come on now let's all get cracking later on there's time

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don't be slow show the experts what you know time to work so we can play have a

pleasant holiday set up camp [Music]

everybody do their best so we all have time to rest time

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[Music] foreign

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this might come as a surprise to you all but even though I grew up in a tree this

is the first time I've ever been camping usually when I travel it's to a

beautiful four-star Resort last year it was Patty the palette

the haunted Palace [Music]

way more scary why don't we take a walk Sunday but Hamburglar is just about to scare everybody yeah and give you

nightmares be right back everybody

why aren't you listening to teacup no not really I was too afraid well do you

really want to know no no don't you know it is not polite to

terrify people and your point is [Music]

that some kind of old house old is an

understatement but wait there's a light foreign

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[Applause] well now look what you've done Hamburglar Grimace Grimace

it's okay hamburger was just trying to scare us there is no such thing as a

far-flung phantom ah are you sure hey

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I've got you covered

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you were so scared come on Hamburglar birdie

relax Hey where's Tikka in the nuggets

the weather's supposed to be nice all weekend sounds like a big weather friend moving in I'm sure it's just heat

lightning it's gonna take a wild guess here that

it's not heat lightning oh there goes the fire there I believe

this would be as good a time as any to unpack the rain gear but we didn't bring rain gear because it wasn't supposed to

ride we did be prepared that's the McNugget model uh be afraid that's the greatest

model hold on let me try something [Music]

hey this should keep us dry as long as it doesn't get too windy

grab what you need for the night and let's get inside [Music]

come on you guys [Music]

oh I think we're trapped come on it's just a door beside it looks like there

are lights on hang on I'll go first what kind of place can this be who could

live in here family

I mean it's wild and scary the walls are hairy

everything is Dusty [Music] it's really too bad

does anybody home

where should we go

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you won't do better on a night like this what kind of place

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it's warm in here the floors are creaky [Music]

[Music] I wish I could go home

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interesting [Music]

what are you scared of a phantom armchair it's not a chair it's a

hologram I be like a phantom is behind every door

somebody's behind us but I don't think it's a phantom only one way to find out if we get tough and we get going let's

see where those doors go I guess we'll never find out look no not

never push and never fall you're finished when your play is full exercise your force of will you proceed by

standing still never push and never pull you're

finished when your plate is full wow that's crazy you're finished when your

plate is empty and you always start with a salad fork so I don't know what's wrong with you fraidy cats I've been

over the doors all my life come on guys [Music]

everybody stop right kids [Music]

oh where'd they go right kids are you okay [Applause]

finished when your plate is full what does it mean it's a riddle maybe it'll

get us out of here [Music] oh you're finished when your plate is

full everybody on the plate foreign

you proceed by standing still I get it that's what it means by force up for

real now be still [Music] [Applause]

it's working Ronald that must be the door great now who's gonna be the one to

try it I'll go first everybody behind me

come on you guys uh hey uh let's check out some of these doors

[Music] here's the phone let's call for help

[Applause] kind of big for a phone booth

yeah but not for long

we'll be crushed

[Music] [Applause] we gotta be more careful

foreign [Music]

looks normal come on [Music]

isn't there always some kind of catch somewhere well look a lover

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don't touch anything until we find the clue it'll tell us how to get to the next level is there a clue that says go

home um maybe if I put the bookcase back [Applause]

which part of don't touch anything didn't you understand what's this

foreign

just look for a clue I think I found that clue you were

looking for what does it say it's hard to understand find the door with your

left hand no mention that a left paw is there I don't care what it says I don't

understand it it's not hard to understand my uncle is one of those big hedge mazes and there's a trek to

getting out let me guess hedge clippers you just start walking with your left hand touching the wall to your left what

does that do well you might have to walk through the whole maze but if you don't ever lift your hand from the wall

eventually you'll find your way out this house can't be that big let's give it a

try [Music]

how do we know what to do we lost almost but we've got a clue what kind of plot

have we fallen into uh where do we go what do we do if we hold hands follow

the clue we'll soon find our way through what's that Christmas it was you this

place is so creepy if we stick together we can make it through this let's stick together

that's what we must do we're in a maze we must follow the clue

hold your hand to the left about my paw and you'll see we're almost home

[Music] what's that

this is so creepy you must admit if we stick together we can make it through

this let's stick together

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it worked I knew Ronald could get farther than I

ever could [Music]

I believe somebody's enjoying this no you're getting no place fast these walls

keep moving are we going to get to that door I think I know how really you figured it

out we can stop the walls from moving if we all just spread out in a circle hey it's worth a try I think I'll just stay

here in the middle just in case [Music]

foreign this is so exciting this is this is the farthest I've ever got what

almost there where'd the room go a little question

Ones Will beaten all of my little games no one else has made it this far but

your journey is not yet over okay pal what's going on I am Franklin and this

is my game and you are includers this is like some kind of big cheese ball

computer game isn't it you have seen that ignoring the clues or trying to use

brute strength have no effect on the game then how can we beat you Franklin you can beat me by putting your brains

against mine well that does it game over easy Sunday I assume we get something

for beating you you get the victory oh and you get your friends back

see Grimace I told you they were all right who is up to the challenge

very well together I'll start off with an easy one easy one what is it that

the more you take away from it from it the bigger it gets I know no helping I

need an answer oh I know a restaurant the more you take out way too

complicated and wrong the answer is

oh man I read that one on the bottom of a gum rapper

Hamburglar why don't you go next I'm in no rush oh but I am I'll even let birdie

help you on this come on hamburger we have gotten this far together okay we're ready what is it

you can you can decide you're inside but only see when it's full of dust feel outside

and hear inside and never see it unless it's dusty time

running out [Music]

Mark ba*ls hey dust mop very good answers but wrong the answer is the wind

speed I don't want to be left alone wait I think the answers are also the traps

huh that's comforting okay Franklin it's my turn fine here's have won what costs

nothing but is worth everything weighs nothing but last my time that one person

can own but two people can share that is a tough one oh

cost nothing but is worth everything 10 seconds

weighs nothing but lasts a lifetime five seconds that one person can't own but

who can share time's up Please Don't Leave Me

that's it I know the answer say it now or sing with five the answer is

friendship no

it was no gas Grimace helped me with it no fun no fun you weren't supposed to

know the answer give me a minute while I think of what to do what now let's look around Franklin's

too busy to watch us it's too dark for him to watch us I want to tell you something I'm not

scared cause you're here thanks Grimace

what is it Sunday it's a wire that leads to a TV Camera well how does that help

us if we follow the wire eventually lead us to Franklin let's go Sunday

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that was too easy maybe if I ask him some differential calculus you are just

mad because somebody feeds you they haven't beaten me yet anyway you've never made it past the second level

[Music] these nuggets pathetic without these pathetic nuggets you never would have

been able to lure Ronald here in the first place I don't know about never hey I'm making a point

to do with one of them next how about saying two words

you understand two words okay okay what are they

my hairdo you win rats okay okay you win if I

didn't hear it myself I wouldn't believe it Dad you are coming with me young man

I knew I had to leave the lecture early when I saw the lightning on the mountain I don't know how many times I've told my

son not to reprogram the virtual reality projectors so you're the famous Dr quizzical dad's a Super Genius I'm gonna

be like him someday you can do just about anything you're going to have to stop scaring people I only use my work

to help people and now I'd like to help you can I take you and your friends back to the campsite so you can finally do

what you set out to do yeah spend time together camping oh sorry I tricked you Ronald but I

really wanted you to play the game and I couldn't think of any other way you still want to be my friend sure you

still want to go camping anybody else I'd like to go too isn't there something

you want to say first please this kid is not to be believed young man

you should apologize for scaring everybody tonight but but I like being scary

Franklin

if it's okay with your dad then it's decided I'll just give you all a ride back to camp

hey we made a new friend a new friend

a new friend that makes hamburgers seem absolutely sweet by comparison the new

fruit that I'd rather have on my side yes

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here I come foreign

promise me that one of these days you'll work on The Landings that's a promise

it's gigantic why did I have to sit on that

egg why why science are you sure you want to watch this

before bedtime no problem I'm having fun this has got to be the greatest sequel

ever made let me get this straight this is the same baby dinosaur that the scientist mentioned in the first movie

right but now he's a full-grown teenager with an Appetite for Destruction

foreign thanks but I'm okay Ronald with a friend

like you I'm not afraid of anything [Music]

this is your very own clown Ronald McDonald hoping I'll see you next time live and in person at McDonald's

coming in 1999 an all-new video Adventure Ronald and his friends set

sail in search of a hidden treasure on a mystical Island the secret home of all

grimaces don't miss the legend of Grimace Island available only at McDonald's

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thank you [Music]

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