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01x03 - The Visitors from Outer Space

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Wacky Adventures of Ronald McDonald". Aired: October 9, 1998 – January 30, 2003.*
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The show follows the adventures of Ronald McDonald and his best friends Grimace, Hamburglar, Birdie, and Sundae.

01x03 - The Visitors from Outer Space

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wake up wake up it's another day time to get going with sleep when we can play

we're on Sunday gotta get ready to enjoy the view

looking kinda cool looking kinda new there are things we should be trying me

and you a new day's here and fun is over too

it's getting even cooler stuff into a new beat got a tingling inside me and

it's spreading to my feet McDonald's [Music]

got something to say [Music]

foreign [Music]

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you know Sunday these stories in The Intergalactic Express are pretty far out

yeah get this sumo wrestler pogos for 36

hours straight ouch City cures drainage problem thanks to

Sumo Pogo perfectly believable oh how about this California man swallowed by a

whale and carried to Alaska that's not the first time that's happened you know oh oh get this woman owns dog that's

able to read now that's just plain crazy face it Sunday these stories are all fake

believe what you want Ronald but there's a world beyond our doors we're strange and mysterious forces exist Sunday I've

never seen you like this before Ronald I just don't think we're alone I mean in the universe you know aliens

and all you believe in them don't you well of course I believe in aliens that's why I have the map the map the

mcdonaldland alien Action Equipment um

all right that map in the events of an alien sighting in mcdonaldland the

witness shell immediately contact me Ronald McDonald I wave my trusty risk

communicator then Ronald shall see to it that the alien siren is activated so that all of

mcdonaldland is alerted to the alien visitors my Communicator come in Hamburglar

Ronald McDonald here [Music] aliens are you sure

I still Panic Hamburglar s

just stay where you are I have everything under control we'll be there in a jiffy I don't suppose you'd let me

sit this one out would you and miss all the fun quick Sunday step one we need to

activate the alien siren and where might they'll switch for that be hold on a minute

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you think everyone can hear that people in space can hear it

just make me look like him oops I gotta go that's the siren for aliens

[Music] no sorry

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come on guys you know what that means

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[Applause] no little bird

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thanks for the lesson can't wait till next week step two get to mcdonaldland square fast

let's go Sunday hello

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where are the aliens oh I hope we're not too late anything but that okay

everybody you know the drill foreign

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[Music] follow me

quick the song

governments we run come please

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[Music] uh Ronald I don't see a whole lot of aliens to you not yet anyone else no I

don't think so sorry wait no that's a cloud hmm there's something funny about

this just missed them they're over by the observatory come on everybody

[Music] come on

one more time oh

oh aliens [Music]

there's nothing like a good song and that was nothing like a good song

you know aliens not one there's something kind of hamburgly about all this hold on a second

[Music] so Hamburglar having a busy day oh

Ronald good to see you I gotta go now time to do my laundry your laundry since

when are you wearing every Burger in McDonald's land um that part of my Spring fashion

collection nice try bunhead you made up this whole alien thing didn't you yes

and that's really kind of rotten and on top of that you are swiping Burgers

which I know you can't help being the Hamburglar and all well thanks for understanding but someday you'll learn

that fibbing just gets you into trouble come on guys help me get these Burgers back to where they belong two Hamburglar

yeah well it almost worked aliens oh that was a good one sometimes I just

crack myself up

here

oh I wish Ronald was here

laughs

we got aliens [Music]

oh that Hamburglar always with his pranks but you know you can fool me once

you can fool me twice but then you could only fool me a few more times tonight uh start to catch on

I'll do it you're a funny one you have stripes like

a bandarian flabberg [Music]

my name is ORD are you the leader of this planet uh

um [Music]

Nate do you enjoy having fun I do what kind of fun I'm playing tricks on people

and such sure I like that a lot hmm you know I have a feeling we might

just get along get some space huh I don't suppose you have any kind of special powers well I do not like to

boast but uh I can make some very interesting things occur Interstate well as leader of Hamburglar

land I've got something I'd like you to do [Music]

it's full Supply designer dots that's what I'd like to know we're not supposed

supposed to look like this we don't like it you know with your build horizontal

stripes are a big No-No follow me I think I know how we can get to the bottom of this

nice work bite size [Music]

you're behind all this craziness aren't you craziness

Earth do you mean how about that for instance Hamburger Haven where'd that

come from wasn't it always there not as I recall okay look what kind of monkey

business are you up to you must be there that whole alien thingy oh that was a

joke come on and everybody knows there's no such thing as alias

strange weather we're having

it it's conjunction it's big

I don't believe this we're about to meet Neighbors From Another World

oh where are you

this is cutting into our vacation time hey you naughty thing

what's an org there's one way to find out

this isn't funny uh guys oh I'm Ronald McDonald yes happy

looking life form what is it you require there's a chance I may know where your org is then you must take us to him

maybe no one's home let me try

you're gonna pay for that [Music]

what's going on around here hamburglars nothing I don't know what you mean hey Mom

hey hey Dad hey you are you little scrappling

you said you were taking a trip to Jupiter you didn't mention anything about this sorry I guess I filmed a lot

of that going around these days but at least you're all right and mom dead this

is the leader of Hamburglar land he's not the leader don't listen to that guy he's jealous can he come on vacation

with us can he Kenny Kenny I don't see why not the vacation sounds just great

Hamburglar how long will I be down for just one

crappling oh good which is three thousand of your Earth years

thank you [Music] bye later catch you whenever oh I I

tried to stop him yeah too bad he's gone well what do you want to do today Sunday

we have to save the Hamburglar right away I've got to tell you I'm not going

to miss that guy's pranks white pickle

who knows maybe life in space is a gas he's the one who takes pokes uh he plays

all the jokes but things won't be the same if he's not in the game

what shall we do with you what are we gonna do I don't know

[Music] what shall we do with you

oh this is what he deserves

though we're stuck at this low you can add to the list that he'll really be

missed so with no more delay let us get underway [Music]

here we come [Music]

hold on remember guys this place wouldn't be the

same without them I guess you're right but how do we save a guy that's somewhere in outer space easy with a

rocket ship [Music]

she's a beaut thanks the Rocket's pretty nice too okay

everybody inside this is so cool

is there a movie on this bike

Navigator ready everybody buckled in

check check first a caller then a leash now this this is it ten nine okay

[Applause]

who is everybody smiling forces

I don't feel so good in case of motion sickness use the space bag found in the

seat pocket in front of you that's better I need a cool bowl of

water uh can we do the blasko part again right now we have to find the Hamburglar

Bernie by any luck with a saucer scan negative but there's a giant take up in

sector 12. we'll keep checking McNuggets everything okay with you guys yes

Captain Ronald right steady she goes birdie and

whatever you do don't press the green button uh right Captain Rebel

yeah Grimace there's no gravity up here

run down where I am either [Music]

hey who's the genius who put the green button next to the big purple guy

sorry guys it's okay grimace I don't know

this it's not natural for me to be flying around there's just in you're a

bird okay listen up there's only one way we can get down we have to reverse the atmospheric pressure and compensate for

the inverted gravitational effect what's that mean we've got to press a button not that one

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well it's them it's the flying so awesome great birdie stay on their tail I'll activate the view screen

don't worry Hamburglar we're coming no it's not that I don't appreciate this but 3 000 years is a long time for a

trip don't worry there's a rest stop after the first thousand oh boy hey hammy look over here oh am I not

mistaken uh your friend is following us Ronald oh this is great he can get me

out of this tin can he can bring me back to McDonald's land or I can play a

little trick on him no don't do that

ah now what's going on I'm not sure

what is that stuff it's Trinity your things call it marshmallow it won't

hurt him it'll just make a mess what's next

[Music] hey there we go with that saucers we call it

platoshian wolfaloo what is with the hamburger doesn't he want to be rescued

rescue now here's my favorite button

what do you call ghosts

there goes your friend yeah there he goes far away

Ronald got back Rescue Me [Music]

foreign

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here [Music]

thank you

hang on guys oh no this is bad we're almost through I gotta help Ronald no I

don't know I'll press a button that worked before

[Music] uh Ronald not right now Sunday yeah it's

about grimace what about him ah bat s

is floating in space poor guy what do we do don't worry we'll get him birdie Take

the Wheel Sunday keep an eye on Grimace I'm going for a Spaceman [Music]

I'm coming grimace hey Ronald glad you jumped in uh it's

cold at first but you get used to it [Music]

I'm coming Grimace don't go anywhere I've got nowhere to go now I've gotta

turn this baby around here we go

what do we do now oh foreign

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[Music] s this is the spot where the radar saw

them but there's no lost them no

okay Grimace here we go

home sweet home duh I think you beat the rocket sweet rocket

you got a problem no this one's got the best of Ronald what are we gonna do

we'll do this [Music]

I am hungry

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oh but I'm really grossed out

uh I guess I am hungry was hungry I'm prepared for any emergency

thanks for the help I am hungry well that was weird

how are we looking birdie

we've got a lock on the Flying Saucer then let's see what this baby can do

I thought you liked having fun well yeah but the McDonald's land not a lick

away do I have to stop this saucer and come back there or are you two going to behave mom don't give me that Mom stuff

try another nutty stunt oh where's the door here we go

what I do

org did you just eject our dinner it wasn't me

what's that big purple thing I think we're about to find out

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that could be a problem

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all right

there's really I'm enjoying myself

foreign [Music]

ly stop an interplanetary food fight [Music]

[Music] what's that Rhythm what's that Groove just can't help it I gotta move feel it

low wow feel it deep funky planet

healthy I can't stop it's an interplanetary hip hop from

to Orion you're sure to find him trying yeah the funky Planet the fun fun the

planet yeah the fun wild crazy hot cool wow full planets

I am hungry did I say fun oh yeah

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the whole solar system it's all proven to a brand new Rhythm even at the

galactic Rim all those creatures gotta swim to the funken planet

the funky Planet the fun fun fun

hey [Music] [Applause]

hey Ronald can you give us a lift [Music]

that's too much for you oh fine it's fine so anything you'd like to say hammy or

should I say troublemaker for a picnic anything else

all right I'm sorry it's all my fault I live we know I took Burgers we know I

think it's Sunday's tail huh didn't know that

so you forgive me yeah

how long is it before we reach space station recollect we'll be there in a gif

it's the extra weight we don't have enough power duh what extra weight

could it be 2 million pound aliens hitching a ride on a rocket it'll weigh a million pounds they are the right way

for their height hey guys it doesn't matter

no matter what happens from now on let's all agree no Phoebe okay maybe my folks

put on a couple of pounds last summer I feel funny you look funny

look at that thing Ronald it's space station

[Music] uh I'm working on that

what's this [Music]

Grimace you did it I did we made it to the station right on schedule now we can

start our vacation as long as a certain org is done with his mischief do you have anything to say sorry you

cannot come with us that's okay I I'm not really the leader anyhow you're not

no I'm not but we could have some fun didn't we without a doubt

well it was sure nice meeting you guys you're welcome to drop by mcdonaldland anytime you'd like

okay g*ng back in the rocket see you later

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we'll be back home before you know it safe and sound on the ground

smelling that McDonald's Land Air I like those aliens I sure hope they're having a fun vacation

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you just ate you have to wait 30 minutes you hurt your father don't make him

repeat this one [Music]

thank you foreign

[Music] sorry about that Sunday no problem

didn't feel a thing Sunday remind me to install a safety net

before our next adventure will do oh no not again

Donald McDonald here over Hamburglar what's up see any more aliens

and if it wasn't for you I'd still be out in space Oh don't mention it

Hamburglar it was a team effort besides we learned a valuable lesson the hard

way may I add yeah

a little much trouble took the fun right out of flipping huh well you learned

something new every day see you later okay over and out

Ronald yeah how can you tell the difference between fibbing and teasing well you know when Grimace pretends to

throw a stick and he yells Fetch and you run away well yeah that's teasing oh

like when you say which has the cookie in but it's not in either hand because there's no cookie exacto Mundo and like

when Hamburglar walks in here and says he's on no hamburger diet well now that's not teasing that's a gigantic FIB

in fact fibs don't get much bigger than that you know Ronald I actually like the whole space adventure thing we should do

it again sometime we did that would be great oh maybe we could go to Saturn and count the rain Ronald we can go to the

moon and look for cheese Ronald I was teasing dogs space not a good thing

exacto Mundo this is your very own clown Ronald

McDonald hoping I'll see you next time live and in person at McDonald's

remember the fun you had watching The Wacky Adventures of Ronald McDonald watching Ronald get chased by a bear and

scared silly or the time Ronald and the g*ng sailed the high seas in search of

the legend of Grimace Island and the adventure you just enjoyed as Ronald and friends had a close encounter with some

visitors from outer space what'll happen on the next wacky adventure of Ronald McDonald will Ronald travel through time

will he meet a monster from another land Willie have a birthday party whatever

happens you'll have a blast watching don't miss the next wacky adventure with

Ronald and the g*ng on video cassette and available only at McDonald's [Music]

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thank you [Music]

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