01x06 - The Monster O' McDonaldland Loch

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[Music] going miles for Smiles come on everyone

[Music] we'd never know no no no no what's around the bend

how about we just can't wait Adventures are great with all our friends let me hear you

the Wacky Adventures of a Ronald McDonald

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hey there check out this cool stuff I got a McDonald's land lock here listen

to this foreign note to self self never buy Rusty

bagpipes [Music]

okay you're not Rusty you're not Rusty just a little temperamental

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well all I can say after that last adventure is wow

[Music] starting out as this is a castle turned into a full-blown

Monster Hunt have you ever seen a monster

or has anyone ever told you they saw a monster and you didn't believe them oh boy did we learn our lesson there it is

monster I thought you said there was a monster behind me

oh I get it you want to see the monster in our adventure

[Music] no you're not gonna believe your eyes

let's get this adventure going Ready Set go

five four three two one

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hey g*ng what's happening Sunday were you chasing the mailman again no I got a letter from my favorite cousin Scotty

the terrier from McDonald's landlocked yeah he sent this invitation he wants us

all to visit [Music] well what are we waiting for

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oh how is it you always whistle when I'm in the middle of a shampoo sorry but

we're off to McDonald's landlocked all right hop in tell the dog to watch

out for the upholstery watch your fingers watch your pump buckle up now it's the law

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we're going on a car trip yeah

[Music] oh it's not too far I need a rest stop

lady the food stuff but I could go for some ice cream not in my interior yeah

yeah k*ller freaking sprinkles out of your fur for a week look at the seven

days hey wait you said you wouldn't tell anyone birdie oops sorry if you have

anything you want to keep quiet don't tell birdie a hamburger I only told

I told it to you sleep with a teddy bear dog listen up guys McDonald landlock since

you got a teddy bear Mr top what's his name

thanks big beak I'm sorry I'm a bad excuse for a Secret

Keeper oh birdie you'll get better at secret keeping I just know it excuse me

but is anybody interested in hearing a dog Rita brochure in most of the world

that's a TV special go ahead Sunday at the festival of McDonald's landlock

you'll enjoy music food and fun and if you're lucky you may even catch a

glimpse of a mysterious monster Old MacDonald landlocked monster is it the

monster No Monsters execute furry bunnies well I heard an old legend that

says a huge sea serpent lives in the deep dark Waters of the lock some say it

exists but no one's ever been able to prove it would be dumb enough to believe

that I would but then I also thought birdie would keep quiet about my irrational fear of duckies I can't keep

quiet about that creepy oh thanks you know I believe in that sea monster and I

believe you're one Paddy short of a Brickman [Music]

here's the lock everybody [Music] hmm smell that fresh air

[Music] okay guys end of the line Thanks for

riding Ronald's car have a nice day

because I am not getting my chassis wet just think how good a nice dip in the cool water will feel I don't know Ronald

I'll get you that new car freshener You Had Your Eyes on yeah I mean headlights okay now you're talking all aboard

you might have to throw in a new filter foreign

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if monsters were real and not fantasy I

wonder if I'd like them and if they'd like me oh I wouldn't feel if monsters

were real monsters were real I'd stay at my bed if you see what dough tell me

till Rivals and stand they might be really nice and good company

might be our friend I disagree [Music]

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what they sit in chairs oh really who cares

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how would it feel if monsters were real

look there it is [Music]

are you okay Grimace I think so thanks Ronald

[Music] oh boy that was one scary monster

you know Hamburglar just because it wasn't the monster this time doesn't mean he's not lurking down there

somewhere he could be watching us at this very moment well if he is he's probably going to skip let's get moving

Hammy's right it looks like this is one mystery we're gonna have to dive into a little later

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[Music] it's a dog thing cause on Sunday please

introduce me to your good friends I've heard so much about them well this is

Ronald right over me head it's just the way I imagined him

hi Scotty and that's Hamburglar Grimace birdie and the McNuggets

and a friend of Sundays is a friend of mine

no allow me to introduce our great artists Styles and these most people

assistant pep I'm Styles and I'm pip how'd he do to you and you and you how

are you Sunday I commissioned them to make a statue of our great great

grandfather pleased to meet you both you know I'd love to sit down and talk with

you about art who's art ah well enough Chit Chat time for us to get back to

work can I see the work in progress yeah no I'd rather unveile our little project

when it's operational complete oh I get it you want it to be a

surprise yeah you can say that a surprise

[Music] personally I don't like surprises

me neither let's Trail them man come along let me show you to your

beauty parlors [Music]

wow Scotty you have quite a collection of artwork

I like this one I've never seen a dog smile like that before there's one of my

favorites uh this is where the statue of our great

great great grandfathers will go did you know he was considered the very first

dog the park at a monster a McDonald landlord

so you believe the stories oh they're more on their stories come along your

rooms are right down here [Music]

that's the sound of the boys have at work it goes on to the wee hours of the morning I guess you get used to the

noise after a while no I've had a spitting headache since they've started actually it's not nearly as bad as the

headache I got from Muffy McGinty's bagpipes playing [Music]

thank you [Music]

our creation is coming along beautifully by the time we are finished with it

everyone will believe we found the monster of McDonald landlocked [Music]

lots of money right oh yes

do not interrupt me while I'm laughing maniacally we talked about this sorry

the citizens of this town will pay a fortune for the capture of that monster the poor little tears will feel safe

until he's all locked up so we're going to capture our own monitoring get the

reward do not interrupt me you I'm robbing my hands together conspiratorially but wait we find out

it's not the real monster I'd take these mutts a few days but there will be long gone now get over

here and help me attach the neck

something smells fishy around here foreign

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oh it sounds like the time my aunt fritzy

got her tail caught in the doggy door [Music]

hey I didn't know Hamburger had a siesta nice legs hammy

actually it's a refreshing alternative to the confines of traditional men's trousers it's the appropriate dresser in

these parts

we're on the trail love a mystery

where can you be monsters [Music]

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here Mr monster come on round

we hope you won't mind being found

monster wish

much

right maybe there isn't one after all don't give up so easily birdie

hey has anyone seen Grimace the hey monster

come here Paul grimmers what am I doing I don't want to meet a

monster no never mind [Music]

don't eat me don't eat me oh uh hey oh

you're not one of those Fierce wild Lambs are you [Laughter]

I'm not your mommy see I'm a grimace

there's been a big thing I ain't on anybody's Mommy I don't think

I'll be going down [Music]

now where would I go if I were a monster [Music]

what's that on that rock wow you got my hair painful not as bad

as a paper cup but it hurts oh you must be the monster Old

McDonald's Land look uh why would you say that

too big to be a guppy would you believe I'm a hobby yeah we are then there's a

grill out of the question thought so all right you got me I'm the

monster to McDonald's [Music]

I did mention of the monster are you kidding this is the most

exciting thing that's ever happened to me oh I just can't wait to tell my friends about you especially Hamburglar

what do you be surprised oh but you can't tell anyone please it's not safe

the tones people want to capture me why would they want to do that to a nice Wolfie like you you because they're

afraid of me they're afraid of you because they don't know you but I'm a monster and people don't like Monsters

I like you and so are my friends

well you can't tell anyone about me what oh my God that's the only way I'll be

safe you promise you'll keep a secret [Music]

I'm not very good at keeping secrets but okay I promise cross my heart and hope

to fly your secret is safe with me

birdie oh that sounds like grimace

oh gotta go I think somebody's in trouble I hope I get to see you again hey you never told me your name

what's yours Simon bye bye buddy and don't forget I'm your little secret no

one knows about me yelling

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where you been let me guess you found the monster

for your information that is exactly what didn't happen

monsters are just making me but little lambs are for real remember me

don't worry Grandma's help has arrived hey guys I think your mom's back that away

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[Music] there's one clever red-haired fella what

about me Ronald a million feet in the air

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fella

will Don Ronald yeah thanks now I'm all clean on the inside

great now what do you say we all check out the festival good idea

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okay wait [Laughter] we did it it's really quite my deficient

isn't it my robotic brainchild will easily pass for the monster

we're gonna be rich

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what do you think's inside that Monster's head ideas facts dreams no mobs leave us at

buttons hey let's take this baby out for a spin

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I'm a rich man and your rich man's house boy just imagine the criminal laboratory

I'll be able to create just something you should know um

fantasizing about my future feeling foreign [Music]

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[Applause] observe and make notations

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exit to your left looks like the party's over let's go

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Styles I think I've tined the mighty Beast

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[Applause] [Music] thank you

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personally I'd rather catch him and mount him on the wall pumpkin foreign

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straighten your arms and stand up tall step up high and have a ball or my line

now hand in hand Step in Time now to the Bands

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monsters [Music]

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oh here Island what are you doing you told me

you would never hurt anyone

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wait a minute this monster is nothing

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follow that monster [Music]

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don't you think maybe it's time we asked the real monster to give us a hand

you're not breaking any secrets birdie I saw you talking to him yeah the Ronald McDonald why didn't you

say something I know how to keep a secret too come on

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it was all his idea he's the brains of the outfit you're just being nice he helped a lot

too thanks for the confession if I believe this warrant has sternly

worded but not my personal Channel excuse me may I have your attention

please it's my pleasure to introduce live in person Simon the monster of

McDonald landlocked the Town Hero [Music] [Applause]

[Music] [Applause] but I like to think of myself as a

whoppy [Music] [Applause]

is this surprise he was talking about Scotty we had one monster of a time and

for a going away gift I made this [Music]

you shouldn't have you're right hey next time you're in the neighborhood stop by

and say hi will do my friend will do

I'm sure gonna miss you

ah thanks let's get a move on oh Sunday thanks for

dropping bye

here we go

hey I think something's wrong with the boat I mean besides his personality

You're darn right something's wrong oh I got moisture in my crankshaft

so what are we supposed to do now got me in times like these you need a friend

hi guys Nia left [Music]

hey Simon that's using your head anything for my pal birthday [Music]

captain pretty big secret at least this time no one can say A little birdie told

me [Applause]

I bet you never thought you'd see a monster McDonald Land lock let alone two one thing's for sure for a bird who

loves to gossip birdie can always be counted on to do the right thing let's not forget the chew bone incident oh

Sunday there's always something fun and unusual going on with my friends monster monster

yeah Oh you mean Bernie he's not a monster he's the window cleaner

until next time this is your very own clown Ronald McDonald hoping I see you live and in person at McDonald's

[Music] [Applause] hey if you thought McDonald's land lock

was fun watch for an even wackier Adventure coming soon [Music]

remember when Ronald McDonald had a very special birthday surprise in birthday world or the adventure halftime will

travel when the g*ng traveled through the ages in an amazing time machine solving Mysteries and making new friends

is all in a day's fun for Ronald as you just saw in the monster Old MacDonald

landlocked so keep watching there's another wacky adventure coming soon

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thank you [Music]

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