01x30 - Fields of Honey

[bunniefuu]

Hi, it's Toomsters, Buster. A bad spot in

here?No relation. It's

Modiversity Day here on Tiny Toons, which

means... Place

for class!

Well, this is one class I wouldn't miss

for anything. It's my Mentor



models. Har-rumps. Well, some of us

do. And that means I get to work with my

main man, Buzz Bunny.

Hi.

Double fry.

In my day, we used to change rabbits, but

times of will we changed. Now we

have them and see them and love them to

Peter! That's right!

Don't let this get around, but I'm a girl

without a guru. So while the others all

get to work with their idols, I get...

Study-h*! Triple

sigh.

You said a mouthful. Oh,

boy, is that death an eagle maniac. I

mean, he is harrogant. He is conceited.

He is horrific. Yeah, but

Bug is perfection. He's got style to

spare. Huh, that gleeb?You're

crucial. He's a walking chair for

insomnia, honor that even with a full

deck duck. Who's

the greatest, Bugs Bunny or Daffy Duck?

Uh, they're both great.

Your enthusiasm is underwhelming. Well,

Rabbits, there's only one way to settle

this. Well, watch Bugs and Daffy in

action and see who's better. To the Film

Vaults. To the Film Vaults. To the

Film Vaults. Are you

getting enough iron?

Gee, it's dark down there.

After you, old man Clither.

Old cartoons never die. They

just get ten. May I

help you?Who

aren't you?I'm the mysterious

vaultkeeper. Well, hello.

I'm Buster, the plugster, and I have this

bet. I say Bugs Bunny was the funniest

performer ever. Ah, Bugs should hold his

fan club meetings in a phone booth. Give

me Daffy Duck! So, we thought we'd end it

by watching some of their old work. Time

idea. Here you go.

You can watch them in viewing room number

one.

What about you, little lady?

I don't know. Tell me something. How

come all the old Warner Brothers stars

were bi?Not one girl! It isn't

fair! It's left me with no one to look up

to! And you put me in a really bad

road and all left the road!Sorry about

that. Well, I'm going on my lunch

break. Will you watch things for me?

Sure. What else am I gonna do?If you

watch them, you will find her.

HuhIf you watch them, you will

find her. Watch what?

Yes. Find who?

Start locating. I'm no

Kevin Costner, but nor be it for me to

ignore a strange voice from out of

nowhere.

Man, I must have been in here too long.

If you watch them, you will

find her. Yeah, right.

Her-hoo. What I've found is a stiff neck

room sitting here for the past five

months.

Lost School in Person, 1933.

That's one of my knees. Oh, put a

sock in it! Remind me to never listen to

a strange voice again.

Get it, honey!HuhWell,

what do you knowDo I have you lucky

day for you?I'm the

biggest

star in Hollywood. I long to be alone.

Boo-boo-boo! She's

the one I was supposed to find. Come up

and sing me sometime. She does

impressions just like me! Oh,

my hero!

I've got the point, Honey, and tell her

how great I think she is. I can't wait to

meet her. I don't think that's possible.

No one has seen Honey in over 50

years.

Hmm, that's what he thinks.

I'm gonna find honey. Maybe have

tried, all has failed.

Well, that's because Bad Bunny hasn't

looked. Misuse my business. I shall

never be hero-less again.

Sorry about the mess. Don't worry. It's

all part of being a mysterious vault

diva. Bookworm, I was hoping

you had some old newspaper clippings

about Honey. Something that can help me

find out what happened to her.

That's her! Thanks, Lipworm.

I'm a Ingwen Warner Brother's third

female cartoon star.

Wow! Unfortunately, with the creation of

Walkie Pig, Warner's third superstar,

Honey and Bosco's popularity waned. Bosco

and Honey took their act as supper club

sermon, but my venues proved to be

disasters. Tip-toe, to the

window, by the window.

There's where I'll be, come tip-toe,

through the clips with me.

Osco caught his solo career. But people

just didn't seem to count anymore. In the

early 1960s, a reunion was planned. But

Honey had discouraged they cropped out of

sight. It should be a great shoe, Bostio.

Really great. You and Honey eat together

again. But Ed, I wasn't able

to find Honey. Then just get out of here.

Go on, get out. Great, now all I've

got are those mock talk liver puddings.

Bosco spent years searching for Honey.

Honey?Until Bosco

II traded into obscurity. Honey!

Honey! That's the saddest thing I've ever

heard!

I can't let Honey's career end like that!

I'd love to find her! But how?

Daffy! Daffy! I say

Bugs Bunny is the best, and Hansen agrees

with me. Right, bud?Oh, no.

You can't bribe my pal into legends at

Loppier Gloocher. Not when Emo's greatest

cartoon star ever is Daffy Duck.

So settle this silly little stat with an

impartial decision, okay, amigo?

Actually, I've always liked Porky.

Porky?

pigs. They always stick together.

How do you know about honey?Uh, it's

sweet. Winnie the Pooh has a problem with

it. Where were you in 1932?

What's this about that?Honey, that's

what it's about. Cheese disappeared and I

knew you'll find out why. I'm

off! She needs a check-up from the

neck-up. Honey,

gotta find honey. Gotta find...

This is ridiculous! I don't

even know what I'm looking for! If you

build it, they will watch. Build

what?If you build it, they

will watch. Oh, could you please cut the

cryptic crud?Build what?For

whom?and watching

my cartoons. Listen,

pal, what's this all about?

Bob's is over 50 years old.

Whoa! Incredibly well-preserved, don't

you think?Oh! It's laughter that

keeps a tool young. When the laughter

stops, a tool grows old and

forgotten. Like

honey. You say, honey, the people

must watch and laugh again.

I propose to build a theater, a really

big theater, a huge theater, a really big

and huge theater, and then

we'll show nothing but honey cartoons.

Man, are you feeling okay?Yes,

yes You see, the strange voice told me

that I have to build a theater,

and then people

will watch! Just like that you were like,

cutie little bunny-wunny! Looks

just fine!

Oh, bunny-wunny noggin went

bye-bye! Boy, you hear

one strange voice, and they're ready to

call you Psycho!I'll just build that

theater myself. Let's see how our cash is

flowing. I'll find a

nickel. Where am I gonna get

some money?

I'm coming, I'm coming! What do you want?

Hello. Would you care to buy a box of

Bunny Scout shirts?Sure I

would!

I'm coming, I'm coming! Earl,

what do you want now?! Please, sir.

I'm a poor orphan, and-- Get a

job! Hang on, his sympathy has worse

sides than the lottery. Mmmm...

Yeah! Hello. I'm

collecting funds to eliminate poverty on

Earth. Oh yeah?Yes!

Our organization is going to send anyone

without money to the moon. Now that is a

great idea! Let me make a

donation! There you go! Why,

thank you! Thank you!

Wow! Now people will remember Honey from

the brilliant star she is! The Honey

Dander is officially opened!

Why isn't anyone coming?

As an entrepreneur, I... If you

advertise, they will come.

Advertise, huhAll right! I'm gonna

launch the biggest advertising campaign

ever! I mean, look what I did for Batman!

I hereby launch my all-encompassing

worldwide advertising campaign!

Yo, check it out, check it out Honey car

doing what I'm talking about This girl so

funny, yeah, that's a fact Her name is

funny, you should catch her a*s Yo, check

it out, check it out, check it out If

you don't listen, now I'll start to shout

Well, this is getting me nowhere fast

Psst, this

is the undies If you want to

advertise, big television

Of course! TV!

Uh.. let's see what's on the old tuber

riddick...

Hiya, t*ts Today's secret word is...

Honey!

Ohh You wanna scream a little loud, but

too close to take you to those nano

cartoons starring Honey!

Oh, Dakota, my love for you is deeper

than most thoughts I have. But I am like

the wind, untamable, yet annoying.

I must leave shortly. Uh, where will you

go, my love?To Beth's Theater and

watch honey cartoons! This is definitely

weird.

Hoover and Kazar, use your plumb the

Super Bowl! What are you gonna do now?

I'm gonna see honey cartoons! Well,

Babsie's got me curious.

Honey! Honey! Honey!

Honey! Honey!

Honey! Honey! You got yourself

quite a mom, Babsaloo. I guess

advertising does pay off. Come on,

everybody! Here we come!

Gee, I only wish Honey could have been

here to see this. Excuse me,

is this where the Honey cartoons are

showing?Yes, ma'am. Oh, thank you!

It's show

time, folks!

you lucky pig for you! What is she

exactly, some kind of a bug?Oh,

pardon me, tall dog and Christmas. Is

that a girl talk of those tracks or are

you just glad to see me?

They like it! They

like

it! Tieing the girl to the train road,

Jane. I'm not going to train for those.

If you go, that's a sushi train. Or is it

a train of thought?

Take me out! No way! Unless he's

in a rotten chair or something.

This is totally weird.

Holy moly! You're a honey!

AfterIt's true.

Master Duck keep us too young. Oh, honey,

I'm your biggest fan!

No, this is!

Whoa! Look at the wall! Honey and

Bosco were happenin' hoofers!

That Hinsky old girl, you were right!

Honey is way cool! She's

horrendous! It was... Lucky and I are

gonna get some pizza. Why don't you come

along, huhI'll meet ya. I just gotta

close up things here. All right. It was

really great. No carousel a lie this

time, pal. Dad,

I want to thank you for the best night of

my life. There's one thing that still

bothers me. Where was that strange voice

coming from?Ask me about a

mess.

Vosko! Honey!

I've been looking for you a long time,

honey. How can I help you tell

you?I owe everything to you, my

mentor. Will you