01x40 - The Acme Bowl

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We're Tooney We're all our little

loonies And in this cartoonie we're

invading or heating We're comic

defenders We've got

to follow

them, expected

And now our song is

coming. It's a

wacko world of thoughts.

Spanning Acme Eckers to bring you the

best in athletic competition.

Today we go to Acme University,

home of the Acme Toasters, and what a

football season they've had. Go, James,

go. James, if we don't win, we'll take

them three. In the opener, Acme Lou

faced off against the University of

Woodpeckers. and the

drill.

They battled the Santa Ana barbarians.

And were crushed. They faced the

metropolis marbles.

And were blasted off the heels.

Yes, it's been a character-filling year

for Acme Lou. Which means we

haven't won a single game. And yet,

some fans remain loyal. Yay,

Bucky! My hero! But not

many. We can't get no

satisfaction out for teeth and for the

attraction!

However, Acme Lou's luck could change.

They've just signed up a new quarterback.

Buster Bunny!

It's the only way I could get a date with

the head cheerleader. Don't I have just

the cutest toes?

Lovely. But tomorrow, in the season

finale, Buster's team faces...

Perfecto Prep! They're

undefeated!

In fact, in its 200-year history,

Perfecto has never lost a game.

My kind of school!

So, can Buster, Plucky, and the

Toonzers possibly win tomorrow's

game?Don't get on

it! And that's the Wacko World of Sports!

back to you. Who cares that our

team sticks to you?We're gonna

try the game. We die, but we're juniors

who will be too.

Oh, brother. Friends, this may

season as coach. I taught these two as

discipline, perseverance, and teamwork.

You should have taught him how to play

flip balm!

And tomorrow, leading our squad to

victory will be our new quarterback,

Buster Bunny!

Fellow Tootsters, I hold in my

hand our new playbook. It

guarantees our victory over Perfecto

Crisp.

So what do you say, Boosters?Are we gonna

win tomorrow?No! Are

we gonna lose?Yeah!

Are we gonna lose, big?Yeah!

Are we gonna get to reach?We're

gonna get annihilated! Well, all right!

We better get a little pep club and some

life insurance. Perfecto Prep is gonna

k*ll us.

Knotty Pine for me.

Tomorrow we meet Akane and the Bunny on a

field of battle. And what shall we do to

them?He's

horny And why?Because we like

to. Don't get too c*ck there, Roddy. I

hear they have a new quarterback. Buster

Bunny, he's quite good. And they have a

new playbook with some real

razzle-dazzle. ohh

Stop! Sniveling! We are aware

of the rabbit and the noob neighbor, and

I assure you that we have taken all

necessary precautions.

Oh, Axby-oo, oh, Axby-oo

We wanna win, oh, yes we do We love to be

perfecto, you, probably tired of the

damn possible Oh,

it's gonna take a miracle to be perfecto

Maybe there's a miracle play in your new

playbook, huh, Ducky, huh, huh, huh

Ducky, huhDon't count on it, Sneezer!

The playbooks! I almost forgot! Toss 'em

in, guys! Buster, why are you burning

them?You don't want him falling into the

wrong hands. Like Rebecca Crutch?

Bingo! Those geeks would do anything to

win. But they don't stand a chance

against my hero, Plucky. Huh, Plucky,

huh, huh, huh, Plucky, huhUh, yeah, all

right, kid. HmmWell, I'm Bush.

Better hit the whole hay. Good night,

Superstar! Big game tomorrow,

Pluster. Rest up.

Oh, my hero. But like, where's

Flucky headed?I mean, he lived that way

or some junk. Speaks the junk out of me,

Cheryl.

You have it, Duck. The

playbook?You bet Ronnie old buddy old pal

old buddy old pal. Well, climb in,

Flucky, climb in.

Perfecto crap, here I come!

Boy, you Perfecto kids sure know how to

live!So you'd like to enroll in our

school?Mmm... Oh, yeah!

Every toon in Jimmy Toon goes to

Perfecto! And wait till you see

what Perfecto has to

offer. Wow! What an incredible gym!

Gym nothing. This is our dorm.

Yes, Lucky. Perfecto has it all.

Elegant accommodations, attentive

service, and friendly classmates.

Mind if I join?

Margo?I'd like you to meet a new,

soon-to-be transfer student.

My friends call me Twucky, but you can

call me Yarish.

I wouldn't mind ruffling your feathers.

Hey

man, Fort, how long do I have to play up

to this feet?Just bring him along until

we win the game. Then...

HmmOh, what?What is here?Oh, what?

No talking about that playbook.

The playbook, right. Which fits

me into Perfecto, right?Provided we

win the game. And to make sure

we do... You're going to sabotage

Buster's team.

Sheesh. Am I a louse or what?

Welshy, Welshy, Welshy. Hi,

everybody. It's gonna be a... It's gonna

be a... a swell game today. Yes,

fans! It's Acme Lou versus Perfecto prep

in the Acme Bowl. Acme! Acme! Acme Lou!

We hope we score a point or two!

Perfecto. Raw. The

Acme 2sters are getting ready to play...

This is what you've got received from all

of the story.

And it's dripping back over one inch

long. Yay, Lucky!

My k*ll!

Bless me. I've been sick.

Livick! All right, crew, Statue of

Liberty play on three. Break!

That's pluggy.

Success for the Liberty play.



Cut,

cut. Touchdown.

Ahhhh! Ahhhh!

Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!

All right,

team, it's time to use a secret

weapon. f*ck secret weapon! You didn't

say anything about a secret weapon! Then

it wouldn't be a secret, would it?

Woodball! Woodball! Yeah! Never!

I'm glad you could make it, Iz. Created!

Good deal. Hey! He's not in the

playbook! Now, on this next play,

I want you to go long. You know, long?Oh,

these are, yeah!

Long, right?Yeah, let me put it

in terms you can grasp, Iz.

You

mustard.

Mmm,

grateful pun.

Dancing, dancing, he's heartbeat! He's

gonna have a football face! The Coosters

are back in the game with seven points!

That purple thing is quite a nuisance.

But not for long. Push it

back, push it back, way back!

Let's back give me another

smack! Perfecto. Raw.

see The first half is over with a score.

It's Perfecto 18 at New Loon 7.

And just sweet 'til you see our half sign

show. It's called Wacky Land Rubber

Band.

I think I need a safety.

We're staying again, crew.

Body?

Nothing amiss, Ronnie, old pal!

Acme isn't supposed to have any points on

the board! Dumb luck!

Just see, they don't have any more dumb

luck! Hey, I'm your Howard!

You better be, or you can taste Perfecto

Press! Come

on! Shh! Talk about

your porch! Porch!

Say it ain't so, Clucky! Say it ain't

so!

Welcome back, sports fans! The

second-half of the Acting Bowl has turned

out to be quite a battle!

You take no pressure, fight, fight,

fight, and we move

in... Dynamite. Are you being

so flucky?Are you being so,

uh.. Oh!

At a time like this, Acme-Lu sure could

use Dizzy Devil, wherever he is!

Ah

Buster, we need three more dead and fast!

I know, but who?

Babs, what are you doing?You need help,

so we're here! Come on, let's go hit a

home run!Oh, brother... All

right, hand off to Babe Ruth, you're on

three!

When the ball is snapped, destroy the

girl rabbit!

Please say you

don't so... uh.. DO! What do you

think?72! Hut, hut, hut!

My contact lens! I've lost my

contact lens!

I didn't know you had brown eyes. We'll

tell the world why, don't ya?

Found it! Thanks!

Touchdown, me-loo! The new trails might

fly with just 60 seconds of spare!

Whoops!

Get 'em, BB!

Oh! Oh!

Tumble! Oh, no! I'm not being irregard of

all the gustics I can watch! This is the

final play of the game. Okay, so this

is good. Long bound to Sherry the Loon on

one. Are you with me?I'll accept Plucky.

He's signaling the professors. What makes

you say that?

Call it a lunch! Care to explain

yourself?Oh, I am. What I makes you

say... You're out,

Plucky! Hit the bench!

Uh oh, they're wise to the duck. Who

cares?We already know it's the long bombs

of the spooky girl loonThe game's

ours. 24, 32.

That ain't so plucky. That ain't

so sneezer.

Touchdown, Akmiwoo! The game is

over! Akmiwins! Akmiwins! Akmiwins! The

Akmiwins!

No! This can't be! That play wasn't in

that playbook! Sure it was, Ronnie O'Rat.

Check the very last page.

Huh You've been all...

What?!

Yay! Nice job, Fluxer! Oh, hey, Buster!

Your playbook stands work like a charm!

Can you believe it?M. Schmo's actually

thought you'd cheat your own game to get

it to Perfecto! Is that a

right or what?! Oh, hi,

kiddo. Hi, Aunt Hero! Want a sip of

my soma?

Thanks, kid. Here, have a

jersey.

Huh

Deeper, I guess my cold is catching...

Tools!

Never before have I felt so completely

humiliated!