01x41 - Dating, Acme Acres Style

[bunniefuu]

Greetings, toosers! Busted Bunny here,

along with my co-host, Baz, for now. No

relation. Hey, Foots, what's with the

penguin suit?Well, Barbara Ann,

don't call me that! As I was about to

say, occasionally, we on Condit

Toons provide a public service. We're

trying to tell you to hide your Brussels

sprouts in your napkin. Yeah.

And today, we are going to address a

topic that looms ahead for all of us.

Colin?Something more fiendish than

that. Worse. Dating on

the closet?Nope.

It's dating!

May I continue?Please. Thank you.

Yes, dating. You may not know it now,

but someday that pesky, geeky friend of

yours will become Date

Material. How ya hot happening,

Rule number one, girl. Never

underestimate the power of spandex.

Huh, thanks. I needed that.

So, you wanna ask out that certain

someone, face to face?This could be

brutal. Use the

telephone. If you refuse

it, you can always pretend it was a bad

call. Hello?Hiya, Bobolink.

How about we take it a flick this Friday

PM?Never

let yourself seem too anxious. Why,

Buster, are you asking me out on a date?

For the sake of this bit, yeah. So, what

do you say?Now, here's where you really

sweat, guys. Will she accept you?

And girl, rule number four, be careful.

After all, this guy could be a complete

dweeb. Dweeb!

New background, please! What do you

mean, dweeb?We've known each other our

whole lives! If you see, if you're a

being a compacted organ, it is necessary

to perform a real psychological

evaluation. What does this mean to remind

you of?An inch black. As you know, I

say a word, and you say the first word

that boots into your head, okay?Law.

Baseball. Son.

Baseball. What?Buddy. Chubby.

Chubby!

Ohh Rule number five. Never, ever call a

girl chubby.

And now, Doomsters, rule number six,

the predate agreement. The following top

constitutes the predate agreement between

the party of the first part and the party

of the second part, vis-a-vis the party

of the third part and the party of the

fourth part. Sounds like some party.

New York solemnly swear to fulfill all

three-date obligations stated hereunder,

including but not limited to the payments

for all food, entertainment,

transportation, as well as all taxes,

tolls, tips, fees, fines, legal costs,

torpees, future college tuition, and

other stuff like that there. I thought we

were going Dutch.

I'm here.

Now enter your data into the dating

computer and find out if you're

compatible.

Of course, if you're still not sure...

There's one opinion more important than

any other: that of your bestgirlfriend...

Marion, hi! Hey, what's the word on this

buffer bunny kid?No.

No He did that! He did what?

That jerk! That's crazy!

It's a day. Turn your face, you cute.

only go out with guys your best friend

thinks are cute. So now you've got your

date. But your true horror update is

still lives ahead.

So, you're taking out my

daughter, huhStay

cool.

Rule number eight, plan your outfit

ahead, so you don't keep your date

waiting. Yes, I hate this, but

I swear. I'm

fancy.

Besides, when dealing with a date's

parents, small talk is unavoidable.

Rule number nine, pick a topic you're

comfortable with. Gee, sir, you must

displace a great deal of water when

submerged.

Perfect. Thanks. So I told the cops

it was all a big misunderstanding and

they didn't arrest me or anything.

Ohh Forget the small talk. I'm ready!

I have Bapti. Compliment her.

Gee, it smells good. Did you take a bath

or something?Accept compliments

gracefully. Knock it off. Let's go to the

movies.

off to the...

Midnight. Gee, I guess I took a

little too long getting ready. Well, the

movie's over. So it's our date. Bye!

So guys, as for dating, forget it.

Go fish, go anywhere. But I almost

forgot the most important part of the

first date. A good night kiss. You're

good enough. What?I had a fun time,

Buster. Thank you. As

I was saying, getting is...

ACTULEED ASSED

Poor Lana!

Oh, Betty Scott Hog! Poor me!

Oh, at

last I have found you, mon

my little friends for

my love. Well, you'll be my

boyfriend.

your commitment.

I am almost

busting you. Excuse me, my sort of nerdy

coyote, but have you seen... Loaded like

the good boys c*ck anywhere?

You know, there are other ways to find a

date. A video dating service.

Or your friends could pick you up. Or you

could always... Oh, that's it!I don't

know if it's mushy stuff! Why,

hello, Mocky. Don't hello me! This has

been the saddest excuse for entertainment

I've ever seen! Mean! Ha! Let's do

a real story now! Something with some

action! Something with some danger!

Action and danger, ehYeah!

Come with me, Mocky, my boy. I'm just the

same.

And if you really need a date, you could

try the Dream Date Game! It's the

Dream Date Game! And here's your

happy-go-lucky host, Buster

Bunny!

Thank you, friends! And welcome

to Dream Date, where some lucky

bachelorettes get the night on the town

with an eligible young bachelor of her

dreams. So, let's meet our three teenage

bachelors right now!

Bachelor Number 1 is overweight, has low

sediment, and lives in a mud hole. His

favorite pastimes are taking out and

ironing his underwear. His name is...

Hampton J.P. Red

Fudge. Bachelor Number 2 hails from the

Ackley Swamp, where he loves money,

complaining, and himself. His name is...

Lucky Duck!

Can I trade my date in for cash?And

last, but definitely least, Junetic

number three. He's rich, he hates

everybody, he'd rather have a lobotomy

than go out with a girl. He's Montana

Match! Somebody call my lawyer! I'll

sue! So, bachelors, let's meet your

potential dream date. And here

she is now!

She hails from Akley University, where

she's experimenting in taxidermy. Your

favorite hobby is collecting pets and

smothering them with kindness until they

die! If you choose the

lovely Elvira! Bunny!

I love bunnies! Jump over to

me, let's do a hip-hop and I'll hug you

and sweet you and love you in the

itty-bitty teeth!No, no, no, I'm the

host, not the date. Your dates are around

the corner. Ohh Now

you remember how to say, just sit here,

and to find out which bachelor you like

best, ask them questions. Okay,

Mr. Q-Bunny. Let's see!

That's for number one. If I were ice

cream and you were a dessert topping,

what's it come from?Don't just go

to. Uh-huh, hot fudge hobby. Wait, wait,

wait a minute. What kind of question?

What's that?It makes no sense. Do you

understand the point of this game?

No. Have you ever seen the show before?

No. I love the

pretty bunny! No touching the

horse! Now listen, you ask the

bachelors questions, okay?Then they

answer, and based on their answers, you

choose which guy you want to date. Get it?

That's a little question.

Okay, that's part number two. We're at an

expensive restaurant, and then finally

you've forgotten your wallet. Who was the



Here, South Dakota! Hold it! Hold it!

Elmira, nobody cares about the 12th

president of the United States. That can

be Taylor.

This is Earth, calling Elmira. You are on

the dream date game. yeah?

Yes. You're going to win a dream date

with one of these three handsome guys

around the corner. Well, I

won a date with a pretty bunny. Bunny!

Are there bunnies like you?No,

they're not bunnies! Oh, yeah!

Right! They're bunnies! They're all

bunnies. Oh, Mother Hangs of the Winter,

wait a minute.

Three eligible bunny bachelors to hug?Oh,

boy! Bunny bachelor number three?You have

a fluffy tail and cute bunny ears?

I ain't no stinkin' rabbit! You fluffy

squeeze! Why I'm gonna buy this network

just so I could cancel this stupid show?

Oh, he sounds like a hip to the

office. There's the tongue. No more

questions, Amara. It's time for you to

pick your dream date. And we'll be back

with a big decision after these words.

Weenie Burgers are so much fun to eat.

If you look real hard, you might even

find that

meat. We're back and ready to hear our

lovely Bachelorette decision. You know

well, Myra, who will be your dream date?

Bachelor number one?I

don't eat anything, except for

it. Bachelor number two?They're bigly on

this show. Do I just pay an extra?

Or that extra

cutey-wooey bunny bachelor number three?

You're gonna pay for this, rabbit!

They're a loft to protect the rich, you

know! I said, money

settler number three!

And here's bad to tell where our

couple will be going. Well, Buster,

our happy couple is going on an

all-expensive trip to

Elmira's house. Here,

Elmira will last Monty away for the rest

of his life in a spacious Acme

aluminum cage, complete with activity

wheels. watering bottle,

and a real plastic feeding craw.

Month hold on on Brussels sprouts, boast

cauliflower, and other savory treats

provided by Acme Farms. And

he'll have sweet dreams on his brand new

bed of shredded newspaper, compliments of

the Acme Gazette. And should our bunny

bachelor try to pass up his green gate,

he'll be supported by the new Acme Deluxe

Security System. Acme, for 50

years, the leader in malfunctioning

gadgetry. All of this for our

lucky couple! For all of us at

Dream Date!