01x43 - Best o' Plucky Duck Day

[bunniefuu]

And now I call you sonny.

Welcome, tuna kicks. Today, we're

presenting three hysterical ducktales.

Don't use that word! Uh,

the duck stories, uh, duck cartoons.

That's why that's for three hysterical

duck cartoons. All written,

performed, produced and directed by...

Yes, people doc bands, thanks to your

avalanche of cards and letters, find the

star today. We had to give him one show.

It was in his contract. And so, without

further ado, on with the next so Funky

Doc.

And so, when animation is

three-dimensional trapezoid, the square

root of the hypotenuse multiplied by the

cotangent equals the bottom divided by

the diameter. Are there any

questions?No, Ms.

Franny.

Running out of this t*rture chamber. It's

Friday, I want the home!

Come on, the block. Do it! Do it!

Yes! 259! One minute to

three. One short sweet minute to an

entire weekend of broken arms. Let's

review what we've learned this week about

computer animation, shall we?Who can

tell me the key frame-ator is sequential

delivery for a pan to the tenth

power?Any moron know that!

It's three, four, four, six!

This weekend, write an 8,000 page term

paper on the history of four-dimensional

animation. Your paper is due

Monday. Ohh

Now let's see if anyone else will be

doing a term paper over the weekend.

Oh, please, don't let her call on me, oh,

please, oh, please, oh, please, don't let

her call on me. Why did my study?Oh,

please, don't let her call on me. I don't

even know what class I'm in. Oh, please,

don't let her call on me.

Shirley, you'll lose. sh**t.

Shirley, how do you animate the

circumference of a square?Like, a

square doesn't have a circumference, so

it's like, anime, possible to anime.

Like, poke me wrong. Nothing's

impossible in animation. 8,000

page term paper, due one day.

This is a nightmare. Make it end. Come

on, you snooker. Block a move it! The

pit, cut the pit. Please, please, cut the

pit. Hampton. Ohh

Thank you, thank you, thank you. Yes,

Hampton. Now, what's the formula to

avoid scrobbing when animating and

speaking through a thick fence?



character, Bitus Poi...

Bitus Cake?



Monday. Ohh

This is the longest 60 seconds in the

history of time! Come on, you stupid

clock! Cut me up right! Now

let's see, who haven't I called on

yet?

Did you ever get the feeling you were

being set up?Who

is making that blanket?Hmm

I think we'll just go right down the

middle row here, answering questions.

Only seconds left. She'll never make it

to me. Yes, yes, go, go, go, go, go!

No! Be patient, Cluckie, you'll get your

turn.

Now, Elmira, can you tell me how to use

trigonometry when animating a dog in

cat fights?First, you animate the

animal, paying attention to the soft,

furry coats on each one. And then,

you put in the cuddly parts. We want to

squeeze him and love him and have him

forever!Oh, and you also used

trained on the tree. That's

very sweet. And very long!



Monday. Ohh

Now for you little beaver, let's find a

tough one. I'm next, what about you?

I hate you, you timepiece from Hades.

Ohh What's the solution, little people?



And now, Plucky, it's your turn.

Using positive method of bifractal

computation, give me the minimum number

of quantified pixels needed on a

bilateral view screen.

I'm dense!

What am I gonna do?

I'm waiting! When in

doubt, stall. Excuse me,

Granny, was that a chrysactal computation?

Bifractal and quit stalling! Oh,

gee, Granny, give me a price! I need

extra room! The class is almost over!

Your answer, please!

Granny, it's 259!

That's absolutely

correct. Huh

hmm

Let's go, Pucky. I'm hungry.

Whoa! Check it out, guys! Junk foodheaven!

Whoa!

There's what I want. The Acme Super Duper

Munchie Crunch Bar. With

helmets. Pathetic, I mean like,

hit rewind, Plucky. We spent our last

quarter in the arcade, remember?This is

not a problem.

This is not a problem. I know how we'll

get some ease.

It's simply easy.

Hey, think about it, guys. It's a big

store. Only one guy on duty. He'd never

notice if someone took one lousy candy

bar. It's stealing.

Oh,

like Mango's bad card up lucky. My

aura and I are out of there.

Fine, that's more chocolate for handing

to me.

Praise you. Honest, I've lost my

appetite. Just follow me and do what I

say.

Ohh Remember, a

casual. Good afternoon, my good

man. We thought we'd shop in your fine

store for the ground, right Hanson?

That's right, just looking around

lucky. Go, Madam!

Let's peruse the cool guts! Now,

she split up.

He doesn't suspect a thing. Can I help

you, boys?

Sorry. He gets a little edgy around

microwaved burritos. Yeah.

Can I help you with a purchase?Oh,

thank you, my blind fellow. I believe

we're still looking. Huh, Captain?

Yes, that's right. We have no idea

what we want.

I can't do it, Pucky. It's wrong.

Geez. I have to do everything aroundhere.

Let's go.

Did you hear that?You mean that horrible

clickling sound?

No, keep going.

Try walking really slowly.

Nothing you wanted to buy?Uh, no, my

good man! Nothing today, I'm afraid.

Well, then. Have a

nice day. Save you!

Well, eat up, bud. Huh

Uh, that's Humphrey, you eat it! It was

hidden in your pocket, you eat it! It was

your idea to steal it, you eat it! Well,

you like chocolate more! I'm on a diet!

You eat it!

Eat me! Huh

Eat

me! Hmm.. Eat me!

Here, Mr. Bagari, we were hungry and took

the Hackney Super Duper Munch and Crunch

Bar with almonds. We're sorry, and it was

stupid, and please don't call our folks

Christians to jail, because we'll never,

ever, ever do it again! We've never felt

so bad about anything in our lives.

It was an unfair! Well,

what you did was wrong, but at least you

were honest enough to admit it. Phew.

Quite a relief. There's nothing more

important than honesty, and you've shown

that you're... Wow, this guy is so

impressed by that he'll give it to the

candy bar free! In closing, I'd like to

tell you both... Here it comes... That if

I ever see you in

here again, I'm calling the police!

Oh, yes, sir!

Are you gonna eat that all by yourself?

Oh, boy! Eddie Cougar's the best movie

monster ever!

This is the last time I invite that duck

to spend the night. Oh,

I can't look! That's

toothbrush!

Oh... But Michelin's even pricer!

It's 3 a.m. Enough is enough.

But it's hard to schluck man for Neptune,

a classic. Lucky, you've been watching

horror flicks for 10 hours already.

You'll have nightmares looking at all

this junk. Nightmares?Wha?

Come on, what, sir. Only a total idiot

would be scared of these movies. I rest

my taste.

Ah, the poor Sharity Bunny can't take it.

There's nothing to be afraid of.

Good

night.

Uh, buster. Good night, Cookie.

Good night.

surrounded by crazed maniacs! The

only crazed maniac around here is you.

Well, they were here. I know.

You're scared. It's those dumb

horror flicks. Me?Don't be silly. I'm

afraid of nothing. Good.

Duck Bay! Meow!

But now!

Don't worry, Lucky. You can beat this.

Yeah, sure. There's nothing to be afraid

out here. Take that vampire over there.

It's not the vampire. It's only Buster's

clothes on a chair.

And that werewolf?Look, give it to no

werewolf. It's just a bunch of stuff on

the dresser.

No!

No

ohh Did you hurt

yourself?

To tell you the truth, I have feltbetter.

Plushie, wake up! Those crummy movies

saved a bad dream! Wake up!

Prepare to treat your last nightmare! I

almost forgot! We've got 12 hours before

we gotta return these shapes! We can

watch them all over again!