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01x47 - Son of Looniversity Daze

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Tiny Toon Adventures". Aired: September 14 – December 6, 1992.*
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Cartoon set in the fictional town of "Acme Acres", where most of the Tiny Toons and Looney Tunes characters live.

01x47 - Son of Looniversity Daze

Post by bunniefuu »

and don't

go

with the spell.

And now I call you

can't be talked, so welcome to that noon

and how we're gonna meet An uncool fool

who breaks the rules that drive real

cheat Quiet! Now

stay quiet, please!Okay,

everyone, turn your test papers over and

begin your cartoon calculus exam.

What's this, a late camel?

Hiya, Pink. Hiya, Plucky.

HuhWhat you eat is a

diet. Take a load off there, son.

You know there's no criminals allowed in

here during the final exam, Plucky.

That boy probably never took a nap

without a crib sheet.

Using Wile E. Coyote as a variable, and

the cliffside is an unknown. How long

will it take him to hit the canyon floor?

Oh, this test is so odd. Gotta

get some answers or I'll float.

I said time's up, class.

Y'all pass the tables up to the front.

Oh, no.

What do I do?

Hey, why not copy some of their answers?

Uh, don't listen to that woof. Switch

your paper with one of theirs. Oh, you're

calling a woof, you dweeb.

Hey, guys. Hmm, not a bad

idea.

But whose paper shall I choose?

Egghead Junior?This guy looks like he

has brainpower to spare!

Thanks, Bucky! Oh no! I gotta hit him off

at the pass! So I can pass!

HuhForgot to sign my name!

Phew! It was heavy duty, but

you did it, pal!

Uh, yes, dear Pocky, you sure hated

yourself one text.

So why do I feel like chewing gum stuck

to a pair of snowy sneakers?Because

you just cheated, cheater! Huh

Oh, I hate feeling guilty, even though

it's all my fault.

Maybe he'll fix him fresh to someone.

That's it! I'm gonna tell the first

person I see, but I just cheated on a

test. That'll tell my guilt.

Hey, bud! I just cheated on a...

Cheep, cheep, cheep,

cheep.

Even that gum bird knows how he cheated.

Cheep, cheep, cheep. Talking parrot for

sale, cheep.

Sorry, lady. Here you go. Oh, what

a fun, honest young lad you

are. Nice as the

day ends long. Acme

Acres could use more young people like

this kind and truthful, upstanding

duck here.

Go home! Go home!

Go home! I... I've just gotta get this

thing off my mind! I

know! Sleep! Tomorrow it'll all

be

forgotten!

Um..

Well...

Our next graduate is Plucky Dunk.

What?HuhGraduation?

Already?How long have I been happen?

And I was worried about seating. I knew

I'd sleep it off.

Okay! Okay, okay, like him! I'll confess!

Uh, I don't know. I'm really not looking

forward to this.

I don't think

I can very

well... Class, I got, I say I got some

brave moves to pass you away.

That's right, Peach, and I'm ready to

confess everything. What in the Yosemite

Sam Hill are you going on about, duck?

Somebody throw your moldy breadcrumbs?

Roofity?This is my speech.

You see, class, on my way home yesterday,

well, I sort of fumbled this here case

into a mud puddle.

That muddy mess is your exam papers,

kids. Of course this happened before I

could look at 'em. It means you all have

to take another test today.

Never saw our papers?Yahoo! Cheer up,

guys! We're gonna pick a test!

Are you thinking what we're thinking?Not

anymore!

I may not get 'em all right, but at least

this is one answer I know!

Three cheers for Hanson from all that's

new Piggie c*m laude and

a dancer soon Along with his good

grace, Hanson is receiving The

scooper's Daphne Wonderlocker, it looks

indeed deceiving

Hampton, because you've been such a

fine student, the Looniversity has a

special surprise for you. Gosh,

that's great, Miss Granny. We've chosen

you as the first student to have one of

our brand new Acme Wonder

Lockers. Wow.

Now, this owner's manual will tell you

everything you need to know. It's a very

special locker, and we know you'll

take good care of school property.

Yes, ma'am. Good luck!

Activate voice instruction mode.

Congratulations. You are the lucky owner

of the world's most advanced student's

carriage and security system.

Enter a combination sequence.

Ohh

Lunch time! Let's start,

baby! 14, 73, 22,

five! Ta-da! Incorrect.



Incorrect. 14, 73,



Incorrect.

Hey, what's with this thing?Where's the

bad boy?Oh no! I must

have locked it in!

Oh, rats! Hey, let me go!

Okay, let's be reasonable about this.

I'm a hungry pig, and you're

my locker! Open up, you

silk locker! How do I have

you?

Now I'm not.

Oh, no! Okay, fifty minutes of

lunchtime left, and I want my lunch!

This is a highly similar machine.

I know. I'll get some pills. You'll cough

up my lunch.

Okay, Mr. State of the Army. We're going

to do a little open heart surgery.

We know you'll take good care of school

property. Buzz off, Granny! A pig's

gotta do what a pig's gotta do!

Halt, intruder.

Ohh

One o'clock!

We'll see who has the last class.

Ohh OK, lockers, the kids. I

want my lunch and I'm coming in to get

What's

going on?I'm going to report you to the

principal.

I got it! I got it! I got it!

Sure, I got a little pee, but for all

these most, it's worth it.

Hail, you're at me, all at

you. A mullet by your nerves, a

cheap sass too. Wonderful at

me, we sing this happy song. Harley loves

an alma mater with nothing ever. Low

song. Except we got

piano dropping from the sky now and then.

I'm not in this cartoon either.

What?Those piano movers left the piano on

the tower?It's supposed to be down here

in the recital hall, not on the tower!

Buster! Bucky! Panther! You heard the

situation! Get that piano down here now!

No buts!